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18236365 No.18236365 [Reply] [Original]

im going to red pill you guys to change your life. I told my friends and they are all calling me faggots but I will get the LAST laugh. I bet they are seething and secretly admiring me. its a lie to not want a big BBC dik

I will share with my true frens who will not laugh.

>be me
>tired of small cock
>want to impress Stacy
>started jelqing routine which is basically exercise of the penis
>penis is ilke a muscle, stimulus will grow it
>been jelq for 30 minutes in the shower for a year
>warm up cock by microwaving sack of rice in microwave and put in sock then cock
>reverse cock push ups by tieing 0.5 dumbbell (now 2.5) to semi erect mushroom tip then LIFT
>decided to invests in the top of the line most expensive penis pump aka bathmate
>addd this to regimen and focus on this act for 1 hr every day
>pic related, pic of doctors face when he examines my cock after physical

what is your excuse biz? dont you watch to stretch out Jessica khater and Stacie's?
what is you shit coin going to do for you at the end of the day?

finance is temporary

ive been taking pictures and journaling my cock. you should see my engorgedd mushroom tip right after my exercises.

just like a pump when you lift. I even take supplements and protein powder for better results

>> No.18236370

>>18236365
365 just like my routine

>> No.18236404

>>18236365
>>want to impress Stacy
That's where you fucked up

>> No.18236416

>>18236365
It is a (((lie))) actually. I want a big BWC. And I have one.

>> No.18236751

i need to move out of my mom's house :(

>> No.18237667

>>18237529
she is so fucking hot

>> No.18237674

>>18235602
jesus...it's all newfags now isn't it?
BTC leads, major alts like BCH, ETH, etc. follow closely. so ride BTC pumps then sell into major alt pumps. if the market is really bull, you then move down to mid caps. there's no reason to hold alts waiting for a move though, because BTC is the one that moves first.

>> No.18237676

>>18236365
My average cawk is good enough and it works really well. Enjoy nerve damage or whatever else you're causing.

There's more to life than stretching out bitches. And if they do want a stretch, use your fucking fist. If you can't realize that, then you are lost.

>> No.18237677 [DELETED] 

>>18237654
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>> No.18237846

the smaller your dick, the more dense the nerve endings, so it feels better for you. who cares how it feels for them.

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>>18237846
I have to disagree. You are implying there are the same number of nerve endings, and you’re getting at a high nerve ending to low surface area ratio is better. I’ll argue since there are the same number of nerve endings, having is bigger dick is more pleasurable once you account for the psychological aspects.

>> No.18239152

I'm pickle riiiock imx paaaaaaackle raaaaake