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neat
>>18218711You're infected. Bitcoins won't due you any good when you are dead.
>>18218752Hello how doit I catch it?
>>18218798INFECT ME
Dump it
Test
What is this
WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>18219185wtf faggot GIVE IT TO ME
>>18219185kek how much have you posted then ?
Ooo
>>18219185bullshit
>>18218752Test
I'm literally immune. Got (you)'s from a bunch of greencucks and nothing has happened.
Wtf is this shit
>>18219257bullish
>>18219247
>>18219042Test
>>18219042what about green id?
>>18219071Gimme yous
benis
I JUST WANT TO BE INFECTED WHY CANT I HAVE COOL GREEN
I'm gonna fill you bat-eating freaks with raw iron one by one if you don't get off my board. Got that paisanos?
>>18218798am I infected?
>>18218752Feeling a bit feverish, test
>>18219437What did he mean by this?
GIVE ME THE GREEN
>>18219520What the fuck am I witnessing?
>>18219437you cant get it if you dont post
No greenfags so farblessed thread
$1,000 eoy.2,000 is a make it stack. If you you don't die.
FUCK YOU IF I POST HERE IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE!
>>18219863Ello? Am I zafe?
peepeepoopooo
FUCK COOFERS
long on titties, short on stonks
somebody link me to proof that Russell futures hit breakers twice? I didn't know futures even had breakers
NO INFECTED BULLFAGS ALLOWEDALL INFECTED BULLFAGS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHTYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
so, good day for shorting?
I’m Gona die aren’t I?
FOREVER BULL
>>18220078Weird all the green ID's are XRP cucks.You shitposters all deserve the infection.Flags for Biz.
Anon is turning green While all returns to the mean His stocks show only red
Why are the futures red? I thought everything was priced in already.
>>18220252just be careful, just experienced that factor certs unlike their names suggest also have a knock out barrier, atleast the ones from (((Goldman))), so it doenst stop at 0.0001 but at like 0.2 for example and now i cant access my shit for 5 days and its practically worthless i guess
>>18218752One more day of crabbing and ill lose it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18218798infected
>>18219863No
>>18218635>>18218826F
Market die. Do it.
>>18219990i feel ill i thought i bought the bottom, lost 2k in last week
He died ;;
>>18220268fuck this gay earth
this is an n95, right
>>18220046 cof
F
>>18220277Yesterday was options expiration. Indexes were being pinned to wreck as many option buyers as possible. Now, indexes have more room to move.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
>>18218635HereTake a zpac
>>18220369what is this
oh god are we all going to get it
Guys I have a coof coming on..
Hi /smg/ I turned $3800 into about $78000 during the last big crash, please rate my dick, thanks.
>>18220199can someone explain this one to a retard? I remember last years joke, with the pseudo race war, but how does this one work? is it by replys? At random?
++18220456DAX already at -4%
>>18220344Checked btwI would murder for a mini waifu
>>18220388it didn't work
I'm still green. Where's my fucking crash.
OH GOD OH FUCK 4CHAN IS INFECTED THIS IS BEARISH AS FUCK! I'M PANIC SELLING AHHHHHHHHHHH
checking for infection
>>18220450I'm a bear right now to be honest but this cat still has a lot of upwards momentum
>>18220424Must be why they run the world meanwhile the majority of "european" countries are so unimportant they just get lumped into a "union"
>>18220054anon, is something w-wrong?
>>18220438Why does your shower curtain look like the sad cat meme?
>>18220277>priced inBlack person, any advice that you get here for any question besides "I'm literally retarded, how does [investment 101 thing] work?" should be taken as FUD or pump and dump until proven otherwise.
>>18220054You look FINE to me, bucko. I tell you what, this whole thing is a hoax. I want to see the country out for Easter, the markets are surging, it's all gonna be great, so great
how do I get green :c
DAX is shitting itself....wtf
what we thinking today bois
Remember to keep at least six post lengths apart from one another
>>18220571BNS is DB 2.0. There was an anon here who is dating some chick in middle management and occasionally drops bombs. I haven't gone wrong shorting them thus far.
any other Ford or GE put bros ITT?
I'm not infected and will make it.
>>18220645My god...
Cant catch it, probably cause of my linkies I'm already max stinky.
>>18220630Made me kek
>>18220287WE GOT A GREEN DICK. I REPEAT WE GOT A GREEN DICK. OVER. *Hsss*
>>18220597>tfw I won’t get banned because I’m not green
>>18220706brah..I'm sorry to inform you but you seem to have a particular glow
>>18220729Me neither, I wash my hands for 20 seconds after every shitpost
thread theme ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frJ3e0hxPE>swine flu a lie>bird flue a liebased
Did I make it frens?
eh
>>18220781
>>18220782>implying Some of us can’t get infected
>>18220805It's true, I am simply too BASED to be infected
>>18220797>>18220806>>18220813I swear I’m immune to this shit
>>18220438Bullish
>>18220929What an autistic and stupid smattering of puts
>>18220277Because Jerome is sleeping
>>18220221It's CFD probably. Contract for difference
>>18220265Do we have to post pics or how does this work?
>>18220926/o/
>I am simply too BASED to be infected
plssss. i promise i'm not infected you can trust me!
>Nikkei closed -4.5%Ayyy lmao
>>18220917>employment figures dropped???only data coming out right now is european PMI>>18221049>not short smol capsretards...coulda srty...
>>18221160based. are you sitting this out or got anthing planned to buy tomorrow? im tempted to pick up morning options of SDOW and VXX
>>18218752COFF COOF >>18220239
Ok
AHHHHH
>>18221163>>18221230kek
>>18221216*Sniff*
how are my gay bulls doing? it's time to suffer you bovine fucks.
I will hug anyone because I am simply too BASED to be infected
>>18221267coof me
>>18221283Based, I do the same
Imagine buying stocks right now. Imagine being that fucking retard who thinks this is his big chance to get rich but will only end up pissing his money away as grim reality takes hold of the market. I M A G I N E
>>18221202Yeah you can make money overnight, but if you buy a bear certificate when the index is +5% and the certificate trading closes at +6% and then next day you go down -2%, you're at breakeven or worse due to the value locking in and volatility being recalculated. The volatility of the certificates is based on how much it has lost in value on the day. Scalping from -6% to -5% is a 200% because of this.
Nooooo
>>18221163peak /biz/
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>>18221302bro, trade the swedish SPX x15 instead, you can trade them from 8:15am to 8pm and they follow the futures instead of the index.
>>18221437Am I infected?
>>18221448I get that, I suffered a -100% after going +500% setting me back to +100%. I actually punched a hole in my table.
>Futures 3% downThis is fucking bullshit. Less than .01% of the US population will die it's basically the FUCKING SNIFFLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>18221472Hahaha, it didn't work I'm immune
>>18221495cringe
>>18221500i sure hope i dont coof
Guys just keep practicing social distancing and wear a mask. Nothing can happen to you.
Bullish
I'm green can I join?
>>18221476>>18221495Say goodbye to your portfolio kiddo. I'm making some calls, we are going to crab so hard that both bulls and bears are going to get fucked and stop out.
circuit breaker 1 today?
>>18221381holding what?
Come at me, coronabros
>>18221284you can't do that
>>18221381nm i see your linkd post based. when did you pick those up? in your experience do you like buying options with short expiration to avoid premiums and get rid of them quickly or do you do safer 2 month+ expiry with high premiums near the money? do you do any physical stocks too or just fuck around with optoins
>>18218752HOLY SHIT AM I INFECTED?!?!?!
>>18218798testttt
do it
>>18218798*coof*
Can I go wrong with june puts on Planet Fitness?
>>18221710Spike down because of Bitfinex orders.**Look at tensor Charts, watch the orders stacking around 6-6.2, too many... If they're spoofs then you're good
>>18221692Anon draw one more blue line, same angle, on top of that channel and you'll see its a bearflag.
AFUCKINGBAT
>>18221693Yes, the American military is totally dependent on Raytheon.
>>18220638Infect me please
>>18221618RTN after its merger with UTX is gonna be heavily reliant on the airline industry. 66% is going to be airline part related.
4biz xyz is where the quarantine area is if you're no fun allowed
>>18221907Tensorcharts.comThen choose BTC USD market under Butfinex
Sirs how can I find a white wife, I have 100 of the Tezos
i'm fit as a fiddle
aww
basedi baited the powers that be by putting 20% of my cash holdings into the market yesterdaynow that the second leg down is initiated i can soon make a move with the rest
you get infected from cuckolding
>>18221958>>18221965Try me bitches
>>18221943post again so we can see
>>18221943same
psst, hey kid.. want some white stuff?
Not true I have the cure and even if infected can become well right afterwords.
>>18221993welcome brother, we cant be infected>>18221992my powerlevel is too high for you
can't infect me
Quarentine your posts. Baracade your replies. Cover your opinions. Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry
>>18221906I don't think they will start letting People in gyms for a year or maybe 2.I doubt US muh freedumbs will prevail.
literally WHY is the market going down? great manufacturing numbers out of china, corona peak should pass soon, the fed has handled everything masterfully.
>>18222037all i see is a faggot.
>>18222033t. Slurmpf
Stay on topic please. **COOF**
>>18218752Futures trading is eaaaaasy
>>18222102could you direct me to the bat buffet?
>>18221935Is this infection random? Clean blood master race here
Had a power cut for 15 minutes earlier, phone masts went down too so couldn't even phonepost
I came here to get the six duce. witness meeeee.
*flick*Good morning mumu....
>>18222208Yeah but our dead cat bounce is going on a lot longer than that tbf
hang the niggersand gas the jewdow jones 16kby end of quarter two
BLESS ME
>>18222180how do you manage that? if one might ask
>>18222213Hnnnnng
It’s so easy lmao literally just use hand sanitizer while handling Link
>>18222208we might be at the first red arrow desu
>>18222231>implying it's any different
>>18222181>>18222207nice try greentards
Coof coof
Uhhhh
bless me
>cripple
>>18222222check
>>18222257>>18222264Get them out of here! I heard ‘em c00fing!
>>18222048>the virgin coofer>the chad cocooner
>>18222173Have sex.
>>18222111god damn why am i not nervous. guess living with parents makes me feel more yolo
Why bother even having futures the fed's are not letting this market crash at all. Tomorrow going green and so on from now on.
>>18219307AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
nobody coof on me
Green posters= Green day
euro stocks not looking goodcould this be the day bros
>>18222333>>18222428The first day of Q2 is, dare I say, URSA MAJOR 2: RED FOOLS DAY
Food companies are making hand over ass right now, population booming, market is going to soar fast and harder than ever before when the summer here comes
Huh
SO SHOULD I SELL MY SQQQ WHEN THEY MAKE PROFIT OR KEEP HOLDING?
>>18222396the power of bears
>>18222449sell you greedy faggot
Hi
>>18218752
Should I buy UDOW at open or actually learn my lesson and sit it out with cash? I'm already down thousands
bruh
>>18222473i think it keeps doing down but after last week
i AM A PEDOPHILE
Health check
>>18221943Same 2based4u
>>18222488you're retarded if you every think the DOW can go below 2008 levels in 2020 unless the world literally ends
> “/lgbt/ infection: low”I strongly doubt that
you are dying.Us linkies are fine
>>18222139Oh no that sucks
>>18221775OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18222048BLESS ME
>>18222618this
Bemo
>>18221871swindle is created to grab tax money to solve nothing problem You are either idiot or a shill that suggest to imagine (lie)
>>18222618You would need to double your money in two years just to get to zero.
Stocks and futures on the slow way to green again, as always - US opens and it is green :)
A
how does one eat out a tranny pussy without vomitting 5 times? even sucking cock is more straight than this
>>18222774>overhype
HELLO
I WILL NEVER GET SICK
>>18222744lemme just dust off this old peepee memefor real though
>>18222847LOL NO
>>18222249good sir very good
When will you be satisfied bobos?For me I just want to see this smug bitch break down and cry on air
>>18222864am I immune?
>>18222748RIP
>>18222922>>18222900>>18222888Holy checked
>>18222924Becky Quick actually was the one who said she's 100% in equities
Oh god there's already miasma in here
>>18222941Becky Quick :OO
alway rember happy day
How high can SQQQ possibly goes up by the end of the day?Still deciding whether to buy it on open
>>18222894Wait for open. Juicy reports coming out today.
>>18222888>>18222900>>18222911>>18222922holy trips and 3 dubs in a row. What does this mean?
>THE United Nations has warned of a "shortage of food for millions" as the deadly coronavirus wrecks havoc to delicate supply chains across the world.PRICED IN, BULLISHWhat are some good Food ETFs?
>>18223067if today SPY goes green, without any retarded promises from king cheeto. You should sell all your stock, buy platinum and a shotgun.
When analyzing annual returns for ETFs should I account for dividend yields and expense ratios by multiplying them by the time period? That is, if there is a given 5 year annualized return, does that include the dividend yields and expense ratios or should I multiply them by 5 as well and average out with those returns to get more accurate total returns?
>>18222837That's a man
Can someone eggsplain to me how some options aren’t guaranteed profits? If a stock is at $4.50 and there’s a $10 put being sold for $5 a share, why wouldn’t you buy the Put and then make $0.50 per share?
Nice try infectard
>>18223214Don't do that, it makes mustard gas
ATTENTION BOBROS!Do not reply to green posters or you will become infected and become a bull. This pandemic will cull the bulls and we bears will inherit the earth. Stay strong! Stay safe! Stay red!
no
>>18223261Is it too late for me
Fucking Raytheon
Just don't reply to green idiots and you'll be fine.
>>18223290sweet FUCKING jesus, that premarket dump to 248DO I SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
>>18223261Hello fellow bear, I'm perfectly healthy and I would rather die than become a bull.
test
Is the rebalancing meme coming true? it didn't work in Australia.
>>18223096>factor certificateHoly shit, options are safe in comparison.
What in the god damn hell is going on? I bought my first stocks yesterday morning during the dump and it's already below that
dump it again
>>18223174It's rare but when you see it, buy with a limit set
>>18223257Yes if you have day trades
How long until the stocks bounce?
Fuck it I'm selling. I've lost almost 400 dollars in one day. Stocks aren't worth the fucking heart palpitations I had this morning
>>18219992What's the move today, boys? Is the market actually going to shit today?
>>18223454My shitty broker forces me for a minimum buy volume of 500€, so yeah. Not going to buy any knockout products.
>>18222048based coofer
>>18223372u speaku rearri gud engrish!
if THIS one is real ill fully commit to clown world.
Whats the appeal of Vegas?
>>18223497son your world is about to get blown the fuck out
I rarely reply to posts anyway so I'm safe. That's the only way to get infected, right?
Old ladies is my fetish. I almost hooked up with a 79yo. She sent me pussy pic before ultimately backing out.
>>18223549make your decisions by yourself, take into account the occasional gems of info you catch in these threads, rely only on your own judgment, don't ask others to make decisions for you.
We are heading towards a v-shaped recovery. The Federal Reserve will pump stocks three times higher than their former peak before the end of the year. Everything is going back to normal. Modern Monetary Theory is correct. Even if we get 30-40% unemployment, we can simply print infinite money to sustain people. It worked in 2008 and it will work again. Gold is in a bubble and will sink below 300$ an ounce. It is a useless relic. 9/11 wasn't an inside job. Building Seven really did fall down by burning to the ground. We do not imagine that we live in a nightmarish dystopia. We were wrong all along. Everything the television told us was real. The government is only taking away our liberties to protect us. We can trust everything that doctors and scientists tell us. Invading Iraq was justified. Libya was liberated by us. Giving sex-changes to children is normal. Man-made climate change is real.
Coof
>>18223261Nooooo!!! It's....mooo.... Already star....MOOOO..rting...
>>18223555He is most likely longing.
fuck it. sqqq today
>>18223555If you look closely on their Twitter you’ll notice similar amounts get transferred tens of times daily
>>18223570Based!
Me no nintendo
>>18222048Ya'll coofing motherfuckers better stay away from me.
>>18223626Mods April Foolery, duh.
>>18223502>>18223516>>18223527>>18223557>>18223607I want to be on the cool green guys club, please bless me with a (you)
Is international exposure a meme? It's recommended because of the risk of a domestic downturn. Bitch, if the US economy goes cold so does the global one.
>>18223583>dump the gox coinsto make more btc dumbo? you can only make btc on bitmex
>>18223555Hope it's true. Just sold bsv for a total of 6600$ and hope to go in lower again
>>18222936based
I'm buying SDOW but the second I see green I'm sellingFuck you Jerome
>>18223688it's not even going to exchanges you fucktard
>tfw can’t afford VR
We are so fucked today.
>>18223696>holding a chinese ADR>thinking your stock entitles you to anything
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
>Not buying short term oil puts and using the profits to DCA the big oil guysNGMI
>>18223696TOT.TMDX.
Remember when futures were limit down and then at 8:30 we were promised unlimited debt buying haha what will they do next lol image if it happened again aha
>>18222566All that list does is show which boards are the most cancerous
you feel it too dont you?
We warned you stupid steerniggersYou definitely definitely sold yesterday morning right? You didn’t fall for the longest bull trap in history right?Right?
Stake your BID and earn passive income forever. The annual Staking reward is about 3%. ICO investors can stake during the ICO and get a higher reward! The earlier you invest, the higher is your reward!
Ok why the FUCK is it going down? I fucking when all in on calls yesterday because you STUPID FUCKERS CONVINCED ME IT WAS OVERWhy the FUCKING FUCK IS IT GOING DOWN IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES KILLING 0.001 PERCENT OF THE FUCKING POPULATION. IT SHOULD BE OVER
Jerome is out of the office bulls. He will be working from home for the foreseeable future. So sorry.
>>18223831>wtf why can’t you just freeze the world economywe warned you that the market was behaving dangerously irrationally with extremely low volume and you laughed at us
I've become accustomed to red and being down nearly a third of where I started that I could literally give two shits anymore. Kinda gone full Joker mode. Helps ease the sting being a literal retard that chose the tip top of this insane bubble to start getting into this
XRP going $5 will give you much bigger returns than SHIT going from 10 million market cap to 50 million (of lucky)stop banging your hands on the floor and crying like an autistall in XRP if you want to save yourself from headaches
>tfw immune
Woah, AMB and XRP shill battle. It had been a long time. Will the Vet niggers reappear too? Did India reopen cyber cafes or something
It's going to be a bloodbath today, won't it, bros?
How do these posts get infected even? Imagine the long-ass coding needed to implement this stuff.
>>18222035I love Lyn
What was he doing
let's see
what a retardthe nether region is the cleanest area on a humanhe's only hurting himself
>>18222249Am I COOFED?!
>>18223997THIS IS IT WE GO TO 0
>>18223638You will not acquire my coins Baltipravadelhimeesh
>>18223806obfuscate the link and post it you bastard
Stimulus money in bitcoin
>>18224019hook me up. what's bitmex have to do with this. I don't follow crypto. ALSO holy fuck it seems like a goddamn conspiracy where they don't want the people shorting to make money!
You go short at the top and long at the bottom
you zoom out
>>18224473coof coof coof
>>18224294that's my fren
>>18224426we need to comment the video link under celsius.network Instagram
Lol someone called her a whore on one of her IG posts before making it private.
>>18223046heavy aCOOFulation
not infected here, can you say the same ?
>>18222048bless you
>>18222048aaaaaaaCHOOOOO
Bro who the fuck wants a stupid ass node for some shit-tier dead crypto when the world economy is imploding
is it too late to join the bear gang
All in spxl will I make it?
>>18225111OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
am i make money today????
>>18225158based clackbro! youre back!
>>18225138whish i had 50k, perfect stack to retire in 10 years.
>>18225158based
Where can I watch the CNBC stream?
>>18225158AAAaaaaaaand we're back
>>18225138I honestly think you can earn that shit back, anon
>>18225185Cringe
>>18225211>airline>buyyou have to short them to 0
-875.98 (4.00%)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18225227https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>>18225195Fucking embarrassing. They need supplies, not claps.
Why is it going up
COME ON DADDY WANTS A CIRCUIT BREAKER
no more than -5% eod, thats why fed are here to stabilize.
BVLL CHADS RISE UP!!!!
These greedy bears are celebrating way too early.
>he fell for the bear trap
SQQQCHADSSOUND OFF
>>18225216
>>18225305Checked. You're clear anon.
JEROME STOP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>18225289Dude how can u be bullish. Lockdown extended. Air travel fucked. Only a few sectors have actual demand. Oil circus going on. Corona cases skyrocketing in the USA. FED throwing helicopter money which may cause fucking hyperinflation. You must be fucking retarded to be bullish rn.
>>18225111Guys I’m thinking of buying some cruise stocks and casino stocks (mgm resorts, carnival, royal Caribbean) what do you all think?
VERY SNEAKY, JEROMEJUST DDOS ALL THE BROKERSSIMPLE AS
>>18225455priced in
THE GREEN VIRUS IS THE ONLY GREEN WE WILL SEE THIS MONTH
>>18225485yes
>Live Nation finally starting its dumpNobody's going to want to be in on that earnings call on April 30th. $20 EOM.
No reply to infected
>>18225346how much? i might put in $5k USD in this
>>18225478XOM!!
>>18225485Wait until later today or maybe tomorrow. Investors are slowly waking up in different time zones, I can see it going down a bit more
I thought we were going to be red so i went yolo now im out of money FUCK
>BUT IT WAS PRICED INbased retards
>>18225111AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH IT JUST ALL WENT REEEEEEEEED
How is CCL still holding on at $12. CRASH MOTHERFUCKER CRASHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18225522WHOHO>?
so this is /smg/ when the markets are open, eh?
>>18225441Ofc I'm gonna long, but not rn-it's way too fucking early. Wait for the quarterly reports to see what real fud looks like.
https://youtu.be/up6Nxg17opQ>HE BOUGHT THE TOP
>>18225558>not quadsLooks like you should've bought lower
Is it possible to hold a leveraged ETF until you have literally $0?
>>18225565Absolutely delusional
COOF IN MY ASSHOLE
Are bulls delusional?
Another win for the crabs
>this is the biggest bottom bears could pullAnd just like that, we'll get back to SPY 300 by the end of the month.
>>18225584>HE SHORTED THE BOTTOM
Based
>>18225599>mumuFreudian slip?
>>18225572I'm so high off of this comment. It's like being accused of aimbotting in an FPS
Yes, chainlink will fail
whats the fastest, easiest, most painless way to kill yourself?
>>18225626
>>18225622pls no, my heart can't handle it
>>18225642Shotgun to head.
Jeromes working from home for the foreseeable future bulls. The printers are staying off back at the office.
>>18225658Never
> ....Sir....they priced it all in.> Price eet back out!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18225537>Bitcoin is going to 1 million guyFuck off Schizafee.
>>18225688>Price eet back outKek
should I sell NCLH at a loss and go all in with MRO?
>>18225659>>18225657REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18225665>>smartest individuals >>McAfeenot many role models in life, anon?
Jerome is only human. He's weeks away from facing the deadly coof. What then?
>>18225658No point investing in gold or silver unless you just want a slow, comfy portfolio. How could you not make a lot of money in the greatest bear trap of all time?
>>18225710we send the military printer
if anything it is exposure, please bombard him
>>18225537He did not eat it.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18225716>comfy portfolio. That's all I needed to hear.
>>18225537keep doing it. egg him on.
I actually hope he trashtalks ChainLink as much as he can so no normie will buy it thus wont make itFuck normiesLong live Sergey
>>18224361Get more infected.
> Price eet back out!
Not even infected, gonna waste your cure lol
>>18225744Coward
CRAB GANG WINS AGAIN
I will build an empire of small potatoes until I am financially well off
>>18225716If you pick the wrong stocks that's how, my plan right now is just to buy spy and Wendy's when we're closer to a reopening. I hope it works out.
where to buy this shitcoin?
>>18225763you are a delusional fucking retard if you're long during a pandemic, if this shit market goes up there is no hope. literal manipulation.
>>18225265your jokes are indian tierand we don't appreciate curryniggers around here
>>18222489based and coff coff coff
God i want one
>>18226127Barely. They seem to be hating on her too
>girlfriendYou don't call them concubines?
>>18226557Oh I'll also add, shortly after saying that to me he sent in complaints about both officers involved in my arrest, one had to go retake all his training over again because he was only on the force for 2 weeks, and the other one had to retake his search&seizure/traffic stop training. So again, he backed up what he said.These things do happen, and if you get a good lawyer he will make cops like op's wish they never pulled you over in the first place.
>>18225892second for what the fuck
What's with Australian market?
>>18226642ThisThis is a hugr buy the dip day
Anybody have WM?
>SPY down over 3%>AMD up over 2%okay now im mad.
Boring that anyone gave bears these types.of.daysMust be trying to get some type of skim off the sellingApril is gonna be so fucking green
haha we're gonna make it bullbros!
>>18226628>Forum signaturecringe
>>18225273Fuck off you sad mad cunt
>>18226679how does this happen? do you just have no concept of risk whatsoever?
>>18226710I don't even understand why the market gaped down? What's great is I can add to my TLT puts once my orders fill._______________________BagholderExtraordinaire#727
>>18226563$5 – $10 per share, approximately 1:1.02$10 – $50 per share, approximately 1:52.63$80 – $200 per share, approximately 1:1111.11$300 – $1000 per share, approximately 1:10000
It's like the BRRRRR power only works when market is open.
>>18226713It's a courtesy to everybody who has me filtered. Their filters should still filter my posts now._______________________BagholderExtraordinaire#727
>>18225849Whew buddy, what did I tell you fellas about F. It's going to hit $4 today. If you're still holding understand that it's going to hover around make some rallies then hit a low of $3 this year, you could sell now and pick it up at the low. Save your investment and make the smarter play that nets you more shares.
>>18226754>betting on a company called "the ghetto of the sea" due its largely poor black clientele to pay you backYou gonna get wrecked
WHY the fuck is British American Tobacco working on a vaccine?!?
>>1822677440% of companies suffer a catastrophic loss from which they don't recover. "Stock market goes up over time" only applies to broad indexes.
>>18226686Go to bed 21400 wake up 7 hours later 21400. Just stop, please, at least make money for somebody.
>>18226659people really like amd. its like the apple for poor people. don't expect it to stay down for long
stay aways from me, you filth niggers
>>18226610shut up glow nigger.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fuck off, infected corona nigger
>>18226858You can speculate on that. It's not a guaranteed bet. If the outcome had a high probability of being positive the stock would not be that far down.
I have 2k, and making 400 a week aswell which I dont need. want to buy companies that are down and will come back after this is over maybe late this year. Help me BizDo I put it all in now, or do I buy 600 a week worth to average out. Prices are already looking pretty fucking good for at least 100% gain on most blue chips, will it go alot lower? what is worst case scenario price for something such as coca cola?Will it go back to 2008 prices? as we are currently 2012/13 prices on some stocks
>>18226880Or we can move completely off oil and cripple their economy.
>Buy at -8%>still get bogged and it goes to -11%
>>18226918How important is the US market to them? Arent they squabbling over the EU sales?
>>18226863They're grabbing stimulus grant money that was supposed to go toward developing real pharmaceutical interventions. (They won't actually make a vaccine.)
>>18226936>So what exactly do you want to use to store energy.bitcoin retard
>>18226918>He thinks it's possible to run society without oilHuman population would fall more than anything the caronavirus could do without oil.
>>18226988That face lmao... so fake
This is a pandemic market
>>18225849>tfw went all in on ATHX and DFFNYeah, I'm fucked.
is buying RTN a day before the merger a bad idea
So since we are completely fucked, what are some companies that aren't going to make it and we can buy puts on for maximum value?_______________________BagholderExtraordinaire#727
lol, this shit is going to go green today.
>>18227081He filpflopped on that days ago.
Thank you jerome! They love this country!
>18227001Might makes right you third world faggot. Untermensch should be reminded why they are to fear us
Bullish, the worst has passed and we will see a fast recovery by augustus.
>>18227074based brainletall energy stocks are correlated
How do I short the incoming apocalypse?
>>18227097It is going up more aggressively than it slid down but I don't think we'll escape the crab today.
>broke through 250 and 251 like cheeseBears aren't even putting up a fight.
What is the best way to profit off Russia doing very well in the 2020s?
>>18227161>BagholderExtraordinaire#727attention whore no one cares who the fuck you are
Where is the new bottom
Thanks for buying my puts, bobos. Hahahahah. Free money. Literary cannot go tits up. And when these expire I'll just buy more. Got 100k on the way. That's roughly 20k a month for life! Theta gang bitches! Bobo is my paypig!
>>18227179The only ticker I could think of would be RUSL. Double leveraged Russian bull._______________________BagholderExtraordinaire#727
guys CIRCLE took all my cytor currency to turned it into they stable coin o_o WHAT THE HECKIES HOW THIS LEGAL
>>18227211Meant to say sell more. I'm so addled pissing myself in spasmodic glee over selling these puts to paypig bobos I cant even post right
How long until the dump bears? Im thinking this little "pump" ends around lunch time.
>>18227213SSSIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMPPP
someone in this thread has been impersonating me and I will not allow this, what companies shall I be investing in today?_______________________BagholderExtraordinaire#727
>>18227472https://healthweather.us/?mode=Trends
>>18227493it will...
>>18226380Why do faggots like you lie about stupid shit like this?blows my mind...
APRIL FOOLS
>>18227618Not my fault the stupid event disabled tripcodes._______________________BagholderExtraordinaire#727
>>18226748You could always just stop being a namefag, dunno if you thought of that
>>18227865i'm leaf who's layed off and waiting to collect leafbux from trudeau on april 6
>>[INFECTED POST ID.18227969]I'm immune bitch, been dodging coofs all day
Find it all kinda boring after being through ebolachan
>>18228039
>>18228136Here it is fren
Only Herd Immunity can save us. Survival of the fittest.
5k is fomo
>>18224361Roll
>>18228197why didnt i get it?
>>18228001I wanna fug Corona-chan
>>18228353n
>>18227167>shit>all of a suddenimagine being this new
Bless you
>>18222048Coof
*Coof*
Dubs check em or whatever the fuck I'm rolling for
>>18227680The website needs improvement yes, but that shows just how early we are and patience is needed. We are playing the long game here. The staking rewards are high but in turn you get a pretty long lock up. It makes sense to stake half and keep the other half liquid for a crazy pump(which I suspect is only a matter of time before a group picks this up and sends it).
>>18228440From the numbers they aren't actually going up in purchasing power.They're just keeping up with inflation.While developed nations all crash.
>>18229224Let's lynch the landlord
I am going to cum
>>18228702Yes Mr?
>>18229176>a womanlmao, they even look poor.
>>18229242April Fools!
>>18229447>implying making enemies with the other top economies and military isn't a had thingHow's it feel like now that you bat eating chinks will be forced to suck xi dick while famine hits the country
>>18229595Impressive gains bro
>>18229603Spy 245 today?
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who else /still holding from pre-corona/ here?I will never sell!
Remember bullchads, you can turn this crash into cash if you don't sleepie on the cheapies.
>>18229641gmi
>>18229641i sold my AMD because i was still at 70 % profit and i could not take the -10 % days but i pretty much held the rest
Tomorrow It will be even more red.
>>18229658yes, Kava runs on Cosmosremember Link is chain-agnosticSergey said himself that Cosmos' scalability allows for better (more frequent) data at lower cost, subtle dig at the ETH v2 delays
HE SAID STAKING
>>18229646Obviously a whore
>>18229668Eh probably not
The infected will never make it.
What a joyful day...
>>18229483$0 because bitcoin and all cryptos are purely speculative. There's no utility in a currency that is a volatile as the stock market and there's no value in it as an asset because it's not real.
>>18229483False.Nobody on /biz/ has an unbiased opinion.
Britbong here, brokers has stopped sending daily reports because its gotten that depressing.
>>18229711Ok coofer
>>18229708I’m bearish but we’re need a day to crab
Is iv crush or theta destroying my puts? They expire 2 weeks from now
What's wrong with letting corporations and small businesses fail?
Day of the steak soon
>>18229483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQFCcSI0pU>coronavirus source foundbullish?
>>18229840Sergey is known to be THE most hung guy in crypto, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth.
this thread is a fucking disgrace kekthe absolute state of /biz/ IQ in 2020
>>18229863We already know the source, it's the Umbrella Corporation.
Why is America not in lockdown yet?
>>18228549>>18228167>>18228093pls infect
bless meee
>>18230014Eventually you will
>>18230036SHORT RCL
>>18230024I think you might have retardation anon
fuck UBER fuck LYFT
>>18230052You're good anon.
Accumulate REFR cheapies
Bobos are safe from virus.
>>18230096You're cured.
>>18230096kek you're immune + a billionaire on his island watching the world burn
>retarded friend lost 1k investing Whiting petroleum even though I warned him not to do it
>>18230096I have no idea. Did you buy a pass or something?_______________________BagholderExtraordinaire#727
Don't know if I should buy today or tomorrow...
>>18228353get
>>18229327>still uninfectedsame goes me for I fear.
infect me bros
>>18230151thanks sminem
stonks only go up
>This weak as fuck low volume pumpStupid bulls
>>18230052Wait, does a green ID mean I’m infected? D:
kek. Is “JaneDoe”, who is replying and linking on twitter the vice article about GDP to everyone, Jessica ?
>>18228883>What got raped by COVID?>- Iran>- Italy>- New York (Italian/Jewish)>- France>- Spain>Who's doing really well resisting COVID?>- Taiwan>- Korea>- Japan>- Thailand>- Germany>- India
>>18229236Shit approved for use in the clinic always lag behind even university SOTA by as much as 50 years, but usually around 20 years. Nothing new, nor anything market-related, here.
>>18230197do u even lift
>>18229224LEASE OUT MURDER 5O LANDLORDS
rEPLYING FOR IMMUNITY CHECK, HOW ARE MY SQQQBROS
>>18230322>so why even watch them?to keep the cattle in check
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>18230028COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>>18229236Kill yourself faggot. Fuck capitalism and commies. National socialism is the only way.
>>18230407My aprils fools prank? Turning your power off
>>18230327I'll unironically take the other side of this trade when cruise lines get a bit cheaper. Have you ever priced assisted living facilities for elder relatives?Sending your boomerinos on perma-cruises is much cheaper than any decently run nursing home.
>>18230471I have a ton of ammo
this green shit/ immune shit is just to distract me from losing 4% today hahha
>>18229856Scenic carpenter and Technical Director here. All theatres and events are closed for the foreseeable future so I will be jumping on the gibs train to the tune of $526/state + $600/fed. Should I put it all into crypto?
sip a fresh one with me /biz/
bobos is there any chance that this is an elaborate april fools prank by jerome and he's going to rape me tomorrow with the biggest green dildo
>>18230517Now.
>>18225068I secured mine from a dealer on ebay
I want to be green and make it
>>18230579Thanks buddy. Hey lets all celebrate by killing this EOD >together
>>18230274Why does it matter ? Isn't it just different voting rights in the company ?
>>18230608whichever one lets me eat her ass
>>18230670red
>>18230684it will go back up eventually if I hold
wut
>>18229189Just a little bit. It’s just a cold bro. Chill.
COOOOF ahem, sorry anon just seasonal allergies COOOOOF
>>18230692You are a man of integrity and courage
Kek still not infected.
18230693Does anyone got the apu with the Nike shoe and phone that says made in China
>>18230355100k at least, she is a very expensive whorehole
Jussa eata mo bat untrill you afinda tassy cure battur
>>18230176>infect me brosthis
>>18230693Cum
>>18230692>proud of being a hobo squatterget shot slum rat
>>18230852Anti sim
Friendly reminder:>I'll rent you my car if you pay me money from time to time>Deal!>Hey man I need some of that money>THIS IS MY CAR NOW BITCH COME AND TAKE IT I'LL SHOOT YOU LMAO YOU PARASITE
*hack*
first for bobros. let's all get fucked in the anus by tomorrow's surprise green dildo
>>18231077Literal who
>>18231040REPLY TO WHAT
THE GREENS
amazing waifu
Hello mister Apu, I got plenty of food for "The children" (winks).>poisoned all food in that bait stack
>>18228364where the fuck is germany?
>>18231110I'm hoping for a 180ish SPY bottom
>>18231216No less than $1000
fuck off bobo, i am busy
Damn I wanted to put in some AMRN calls at opening but I woke up too late.
>>18231177Sounds good. Also, your digits back this sound decision.
>>18231218cope nigger
>>18229465
>>18231218>African Civilization>Pyramids Yeah no.
>>18231177Might wanna wait for their next earnings report. Should be bad so it'll go down more.
BOBOS IT'S CRABBING AT 247, I DON'T LIKE THISJEROME IS UP TO SOMETHING
>>18228208I-I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOF
Circuit Breakers soon brothers.
>20,995.70CLACK CLACK CLACK
>>18231358Why yes, I do have short positions in banks. I am looking at closing my short position in BAC. Most likely when it hits $18. I've been short BAC since the first Fed emergency rate cut, by then it was obvious that they would cut again and BAC is the most dependent on interest rates. WFC is hot garbage too but I am not sure if there's a foreseeable bottom for this one yet.
I wanna be infected too lolol
Is it too late to bug sdow?
I'm down 20% on Ford right now. Should I hold until recovery or cut my losses now and buy in again later? How much lower could it go?
Thoughts on Simply Wall St?
>/biz/ is literally full of glowniggerswow...
I am immortal
>mfw havent given anyone a ( you ) all day
>>18231501Lol he bought.
>>18231516let's trade (You)'s
WHY YES, I AM TOO BASED TO GET INFECTED, HOW COULD YOU TELL?
>>18229483Prob $500,000-$1,000,000 if you think it will eventually succeed. If you think it will fail it's $0.Just put the market cap on the same order of magnitude of the institutional money supply if you think it'll eventually replace fiat.
Bulltards thought this was the bottom. Pathetic.
>Why are we crashing?
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
I've been posting since 9am on /biz/ /k/ and /pol/ I AM IMMUNE follow the GUIDELINES
Bought American Express 90c exp April 17.I AM GOING TO BE RICH
>>18226273Unbased and cringepilled
>>18230275>>18231763Death camps for communists, and their family members too.
BREAKER!
Bull trap completed. Lured those bulls in and now we slaughter them and serve up the steaks.
Time to buy? Everything's red.
Dos Pantalones Por Favor.
You can't recover if you never got the bug
>>18231842Why would you buy into a company that currently has no revenue streams? Say what you will about fundamental analysis but that is an absolutely retarded play
>>18231099UH-OH B*LLS
>>1823187 2Welcome to 4chan
>>18231852Have you ever driven a Ford and then drove any other make of car? Ford is trash
>tfw wanted to place Calls on AMRN and puts on CCL>Pussied out and didn't do soBAKA
Pence just said the States will be as bad as Italy, there goes another few percent.
where is the fucking dump? all day long its been just slowly trickling downWHERE IS THE HUGE TREMENDOUS FUCKING FREEFALL???
>>18229256id rather do something else to that landlord if you know what i mean
>>18231911Give it 30 minutes, my coof-free friend.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIKEING STOP
>>18231911No no, the slow excruciating downward slide is where we're at now.TO ZERO AND BEYOND!
>>18231911It won't happen in a day, it will happen over 5 months with several bull traps includedwelcome to mr. bobos wild ride
>>18231885financial statements are for nerds
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If my options are OTM at expiry I don't have to do anything right?Also rip my options.
>>18231296Nice appeal to authority. Laws have no inherent value either. The rule of law is only brought about when one group possesses a monopoly on violence. Try to go to Somalia with your "laws". Then tell me how much nighergangraping you endured/enjoyed
I won't sell at 2kI won't sell at 0.2kI won't sell at 0.02kI will buy at 0.002k
can someone explain why she didn't use a fake name in the porno?
>>18232711It will go up and down over time.Hope this helps
>>18232660Because she is incredibly stupid. Yeah and she also manages $300 million dollars, including significant portion of chainlink's ICO funds.
>>18232711Yes, also that is a man
Summerfags welcome
Is this (you) bait to infect us with your lung aids?
>>18232723ATHX: the mooning continues. Remember when I told you about ATHX sub 2$? now its over 4$. Hope you are not missing out bros.
The HFTs, Fed, hedge funds, brokers, and mutual funds all collude to rig this shit under the direction and guidance of the U.S. government. As long as everyone serves and keeps the market manipulated, they'll avoid the Long Term Capital Management treatment.
Give me the coof!
>>18232765Look like it
ITS TIME JEROMEGET IN THE FUCKIN TRUNKhttps://youtu.be/mvNbhrOEXt4
Imoving this so far biz keep it upJUST fuck my celcius up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME JEROME
VIOLA AND JUST LIKE THAT 5 TRILLION (5,000,000,000,000) DOLLARS (USD) WILL NEVER EXIST EVER AGAIN!
>>18232723The Bears owned the day but the crabs owned the power hour.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENaint nothing like dollar cost averaging with the house's money
i bought at the worst time againkill me
>>18232723We got one stimulus package.How likely that we get another one in the next few weeks or month?
>>18232784If cruises aren't a thing for longer than 6 months or a year even, toast.
>>18232852Up 9%
https://cme4pif-thoughts.blogspot.com/2020/02/virus-or-bank.htmlGood blogpost from an old school boomer trader on why the economy was mcfucked even before the virus started spreading
>60k new cases in a day>4k deaths>probably not testing enoughoh my fug
Should I waste some money?
uh, hello braap department?I just let out another stinker
>>18231898Lies
>>18231862update this pic alreadyits old
COUNTDOWN TO APRIL THIRD 8:30 AM, STARTING NOW
>>18232972>WITH ZERO DEATHS OR SIDE EFFECTSa little premature to be making that assumption?
>>18232836>how did you retards do todayRetarded but didn't lose much. Was actually able to guesstimate the dip but didnt buy any inverse ETFs since I didnt want to get crab-raped. Im hoping for another dead cat bounch tomorrow so I can jump in and offload some SBUX I bought last week expecting the BULLshit to continue. Overall not great, not terrible, still fun af to learn and get involved.
>>18232952I know and he was right about everything
>>18230164>>18227820>>18224382Females must die
>>18232996all 400 patients survived and have no side effects. these are all drugs that have been around for 50+ years and have been studied. Side effects from the drugs, not from having coronachan (as far as I know there are none either)
I have $9.9k in my Roth IRA up from $9k in contributions. I'm thinking about buying 100 shares of airliners on the cheap like $UAL and selling a covered call once a week to get some of these juicy premiums due to volatility being higher than Elon Musk rn. Am I retarded or does this seem like a good idea? If $UAL goes below $20 again I will be tempted to do this. Do I sell 1 weekly covered call every week or just sell one leap and take that fat premium now?
>>18231017Forgot the part where you buy up all the cars that ever exist to prevent people from actually buying them instead of dealing with scum like you, and then offer to rent it for a monthly fee equivalent to the manufacturing cost of the entire car since you have cornered the market.
>>18232854When looking at stocks and ETFs are dividends part of overall returns? For example, if I look at the 1 yr - 10 yr returns do they include the dividend yields of each year or should I multiply the dividend yield by the number of years?Example:> If an ETF has a 2.5% yield and it states an average return of 9% per year does that mean I can ballpark it to about 11.5% real returns every year?
>>1823309 4You dun goofed
>>18233114I thought $XOM announced they will be suspending their div temporarily until this Coronavirus blows over. They haven't lowered their div for 37 years so I think the Execs are trying to suspend it until they can afford to pay at a level >= to the div pre covid19
>>18233150After that unsustainable pump almost certainly red.
>>18233137yes that's how total return works. my goal isn't really total return but more of a growing dividend that can maintain support in the future (if the stock price isn't growing chances are the dividend won't be able to last)
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>>18233146
I went to the stock market today and bought some 401k
>>18233217I have one more cruise line I want to invest in because of how low it is.
>>18233264Jerome is working from home now. Printers are done.
>>18233275Thred's average IQ seems to drop like 2 std dev every time the market is down more than 4% -_-Strongly suspect many newfreinds don't actually own stocks, they're just coming by from pol or something to watch the happening. It was getting a lot better friday-monday, they'll be shaken off by May
>>18233173nope, their divvy is still getting paid for now. and its around 10%. its certainly a gamble considering the oil war between SA and Russia, but it could pay off hansomly in the future. I own some CVX and PSX and neither have cut their divvy yet. If they do cut (and not just suspend) I'll just sell my position, tax loss harvest and put it in something like NEE
>>18233208Bro you should read the prospectus on $UDOW before you toss $7k at it. Levering up at the bottom is a good idea in theory but with IV this high the premiums to achieve 3x leverage make the chance of losing money very high.Direxion just moved from 3x leverage to 2x leverage on a lot of their ETF's yesterday because the premiums were too high which includes $NUGT $JNUG $GUSH $DUST $JDSC and some others
>>18232852In practice it's 0% until I hit the sell button.
Lads, anybody got graph comparing current DJI crash to previous crisies ? (1929, 2008)
>>18233345Tbh I shitpost like mad and im all in 5k. It's because this place has been perma bull for 4 years straight. Now it's bear shitposting hour
I did it.
oof
>He fell for the bull trap, return to normalHahaha,I bet he said he was going to "buy the bottom" haha.
"Jerome, throw it in when the stock market peaks"
>>18233351If $XOM goes down to sub $30 again I am tempted to buy 100 shares through my Roth and sell a covered call once a week for ~$50 premium. Is this retarded or not
>>18233345>I can time the market and predict the future dood trust me.
>British Tobacco trying to make Rona Vaccines using Tobacco plantslmao
>>18228353how to get infected
>>18233423How long before Roth matures? Under 30 years not retarded
>>18233367you dont deserve all that moeny bro. good thing you are giving it away
>>18233313I'll take your virus because this is a nice post.The thing is that there is no perfect ideology, ideologies are composed of words, and words are leaves blowing in the wind. "Belief systems" are dead end alleyways to get stuck in. Your quest isn't over, it's just begun. Now you can begin to see clearly.
Anyone got a screenshot of her smiling into the camera with cum all over her?
Japan and Singapore are getting fucked soon.
i'm a big gay
I Have $300 worth of shares in BP, should I sell tomorrow and grab more of the airline cheapies?
>>18233379fail
Holy shit this virtual corona posting shit is so gay.
>>18233489I'm 21 with $9.9k in my Roth IRA. My total contributions are $9k and currently have everything sitting in cash
#Ttomo
>>18233498I still hold the shares. Nothing has been given away.
>>18233536Cheaper than AAL?
>>18233539My thoughts exactly
>>18233565yet
>>18228353Am I green or not? Let's find out
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>>18233313The hard truth is that you are a lazy pseud that prefers writing your waterlogged pseud opinions on anonymous forumsWelcome to the partyIf you so wish to stop being such a typical young thinker, swallow your ego and give an honest steady effort
Bobo are you ok
>>18234091Biz is a 30 year old boomer board now piss off
This thread glows.
>>1823409131
I'm 32 and I hold chainlink.
BOOMERS
>>18232432This coofer is right.Honestly I’m trying to think of certain ways to pivot and how to come back even a better candidate for a job I’d actually like to have
It's not going to happen, dumb bearniggers
>>18229614>As a business woman, have you sold your pussy on camera?>Do you wanna?
>>18234185>>18234198>>18234225repent zoomersalso good for youyou know you have made it when you have burned all your receptors and feel nothing
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>>18233388Yes Sir it's him. Our village is all in BSV. You good Sir should buy some too.
i dont get it, is that chit chat supposed to be bullish?
>>18233334Or just join the reserves and have them pay for a majority of your education
>>18234312There are a lot of unhappy rich people, don’t worry because you are clearly not one.
Wtf I'm immune?? Or is it asymptomatic, can I still spread the disease??
>>18231862> he keep posting it > he keep jinxing it are you just a mumu in disguise ?
>>18231862fuck just imagine her titts would be double the size they already are omg how big would they be then?
She is fucking hot
Greenbax
The fair market value of any and all cryptocurrencies should be exactly $1 USD, with transactions costing a few cents. What we need is an untraceable digital equivalent to the dollar that can't be stolen by Uncle Sam. That's all. And you should be willing to pay a few cents to transact using it (a premium you pay for the anonymity and convenience of not needing to talk to a bank)Unironically this ^
>>18232711Dunno about bitcoin desu. But OGN gonna be insanly high very soon for sure.
>>18234620very touching video i'm crying
>>18233412my gfStay away.
>>18234804>Why can't my life be "suck a few dicks to make it"Maybe it can be bro
>>18231993>Index funds are bad>t: person who runs a managed fundquelle fucking surprise
>>18228353*vomit*
>>18232634Faggots like you are never right even once, your entire """"strategy"""" is pure guessing and ponzi scams, you retarded monkey
>>18228353Based greenchads
I AM CLEAN
Miracle mineral supplement will sort you out.
yeah but where?
How many snakeoils to make it sirs
Gif smiley plox
I was a smiley bro but now I lost it.
>>18234708I want to be one of you please sir let me join
gorge splashington looked nothing like that...
>>18228353Green id and virus free
>>18228353Green or I post my ass
Roll for Kung flu
>>18228353your mom
>>18235236I'm not falling for that again.
42
New dollars should be styled like the Texas Republic's redback dollar, not this gay European shit
>>18235322invite corona chan into your heart
>>18228353Not green, also check my dubs
>>18235327Hahahaha based
>>18235155LMAO. How is that even possible? Ah, my ribs hurt.
>>18235337
>>18235183downbcuzdasaman
>>18235347zoom out
>>18235347-50%
>>18234708Cringe
>>18234708Never was sick and stayed healthy this whole time. Enjoy your sterilization.
>>18235457kek. that must've hurt
Wtf is this shit?
>>18235430This is a test, sirs.
>>1823409132
So many retarded answers. The only correct one is the cost of production. Electricity $ per kw/h x however many kw/h to mine 1 btc = the true price. Any amount beyond that is subjective and anything less is people selling shit for less than it cost them to make
>>18235218HOW DO I GET A LAUGHING EMOJI? ALSO LAST YEAR'S APRIL FOOLS WAS BETTER!!
>>18235155Based and checked.Ty u anon
>>18234307>candyass >jabroni>amidoinitrite newfag
>>18235555yur bare better not fuck with my emo pony
>>18235592BTC is 0.116 trillion
>>18234265Based
>>18235624What about the fact that different mining operations pay different amounts for electricity? Or the idea that some miners can afford to mine at a loss temporarily hoping for a greater return in the future?
>>18234743How to get that?
>>18233388checked andbased
>>18232680Give me the questions and I will do it
>>18234133dead boomers are going to keep occupying all the best jobs, aren't they
As if any of those worthless cunts can afford not to. Without other people providing everything they need for them boomers just wilt and die like the parasites they are
proud to be part of such a prestigious group of based individuals
>>18235730uninstall https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/18/a-controversial-part-of-robinhoods-business-tripled-in-sales-thanks-to-high-frequency-trading-firms.html
this is good fud
TBH
Delete it and save your money
>>18235891This but unironically
>>18235730https://youtu.be/DQe9E7HvCBoSub to my channel Anon I've been posting my Robinhood account for several months now. You can learn from my past mistakes
>>18228353OOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOFING
If you care literally whatsoever about the sex life of anybody except yourself, you're a cuck.
having a boner right now friends
>>18235891Kek, imagine thinking this has anything to do with envy or getting paid to get railed on camera is equivocal to being 'sexually independent'.
>>18236033should've bought the dip goy
>>18236033Why the fuck is btc pumping so hard
>>18236055Actually Tim Cook made that up to sell more iPhones, they are in fact very high in sodium.
>>18234743based nothingburgerbro
>>18235934Boomernomics
I need half of everyone's white blood cells.
>>18235602why shouldn't you buy btc when most altcoins tend to follow BTC price?
>>18235166 checked
No choice but to eat the rich. You get what you fucking deserve.
>>18236258typically it means after consolidation, it'll move either up or down violently. like your sister.
>>1823409122
>>18235939You definitely need to format your hard drive quickly
>>18234307DESU
>>18230692Based
>>18229224I'll have it in a few weeks lul
>>18234562holy shit I thought that thread was fake WTF
>>18236508Because nothing happens to healthy younger people and anyone who says otherwise is a fearmongering liberal faggot
>>18236373Low iq postJust took money out of binance with ease
green...
>>18235962Based
>>18235898>we are pumping like there is no tomorrow>up 3%?????
>>18234708Smileys are gonna get fucking rekt.
>>18236750You answer your own question, too much bearfag of course a whale would make them seethe as an April fool joke
relax, they are setting the monthly high.
>>18236795for over a year I've just been holding and not trying to play the market, but a week ago I tethered up expecting a crash. I hate this shit. I know as soon as I buy back in its going to crash. about to say fuck all of you and buy in just to see it crash.
>>18236826i made my money the normal waywagecucking and saving
>>18236821pompf,....
>>18236937Literally the truth anything ever happens in BTC/USDT
>>18235748holy shit anon thats bad
>>18236905Making a prediction now but looks like rounds, and not bars. Hopefully silver.
>>18236896he probably DIDNT FEEL SO GOOD you fucking idiot, maybe he was COOFing a bit. he said his systems weren't severe enough not that he was asymptomatic.
>>18237004do you honestly believe 100,000 deaths have already been written off and is priced in?
>>18236857What the FUCK
>>18232061Got this but not too sure it was a good idea after seeing the kind of morons that buy the stuff...>>18237001
I'm all in. RONA PUMP
They all died.
>>18237080Nah that’s bad ass anon. I am jealous.
>>18236889I literally just graduated college and got a new job as a software engineer when this short started. I got sent home my second day :(
>>18232660That's part of what got her off
>>18237229Try harder bulltard. You recency bias will be your downfall
>>18236000Maybe people should stop wasting so much fucking money on stupjd shit. Friendly reminder that these same normalfags actively try to drag down and leech off those around them that try to get ahead. Why do you think we have a rule of "don't tell anyone you hold crypto"?They could learn how to trade on the stock market but no "that's just gambling bro!", so instead they'll put their spare profit to a much more productive use: alcohol and other luxuries. If you've ever actually hanged around poor people in your life you'll know what I'm talking about, I was RAISED by these people. Fuck the 60%.
>>18236187BEAR FLAGEARFLAG
>>18236285fuck off commie
>>18237300If people didn't waste money the service economy woul collapse ad take the market with it. Maybe they should pay people a living wage instead of hoarding it. This is the end result of avarice at the top.
>>18236397lol this is bullshit, gap analysis has been used for years for stock indices https://www.peterlbrandt.com/the-history-of-unfilled-gaps-in-the-u-s-stock-indexes/
>everything burns
I shorted but I don’t even care because I have gold and silver in my closet and I’m about to go fuck my girlfriend in the ass and the cum all over her face
pamp eet
>>18237376They will just implement a federal jobs program and give everyone make work. What corona is showing is how useless the professional managerial class is.
>>18237318>I just saw this>Everyone else has been too busyAnon fuck off would you?
>>18237194I just got infected. Fuck. Flew too close to the sun. :(
>he thinks that was the bottom
>>18235934poverty is immoral. poor people deserve to have bad things happen to them. if they were good people they would have wealth.
>>18235934communism
Guide to being successful:Be attractive
>>18235891>literally fucked her way to success
20 hours in still not infected
>>18236328Socialism or Fascism. Either way we're probably kissing neoliberal (((democracy))) goodbye
>>18236857Wh...Where's anon who said if it didn't hit 6400 he'd end it all?H...He ok? Anyone talk to him lately? I'm worried.
>>18233388He really is a faggot, isn’t he?
I've got 46 oz I hastily assembled in a month. Basically have to take this month off, hopefully next month things will level out some. Just gonna put some $$$ this month
>>18237674if you're into it, open up BTC and ETH 5 or 15 minute charts side by side. watch BTC....trade ETH based on BTC moves.
>>18234620I've never seen any posts hating on women musicians or actresses or other highly successful multi millionaire women.
>>18237215I bought at the middle :(
>>18237419The joke is the landlord is their parents
>>18237417>cooferopinion discarded
>>18237127Based and fluff pilled
Is hairy pussy priced in?
>>18237889Based
COOF test
Hellyeah, I knew it was worth building a presence on linkedin. Non-linkedin fags blown tfout
>>18238017How do you know?
My 5 and 14 day average have not yet been wrong once on the dips but I'm too much of a chickenshit to buy anything but lowest of bottoms.
>>18238061blessed
coof
>>18237851mods are deleting any positive threads.
I tried to warn you bullbros. Why were you so spiteful, why did you rub every 3% day in our faces? It could have been so different...I’m sorry, I promise I will spend your money wisely, mainly on purchasing high quality cosplay for my gf and side piece to wear while I fuck them.
>>18228353Not a fucking chance.
>>18238116>purchasing high quality cosplayWhich outfits?
>>18238116I tried to * clack * you, * clack * bros. Why were you so * clack *, why did you continue to * clack * * clack * * clack * at every possible turn? It could have been so * clack * ...I'm * clack * , I promise that I will * clack * your * clack * * clack * * clack * . Mainly on * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * cunny * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack *
Green all day guys
>>18238136Megumin, of course. Fun fact: I was looking for a specific cosplay picture and found pic related. I fucked this girl at a con like 2 years back. I have multiple photos of my dick in her mouth, kek. She was in d.va cosplay though.>BuySQQQSPY putsSPXS calls>SellAny stock above 2008 prices
>>18238171dumbest thing I've read today
>>18238134No thank you sir I'm a healthy boy
>>18238184Based weeb chad Please teach me your ways The best moment of my life was fucking a girl cosplaying Fuuka from P3 in the bathroom at OtakonShe wasn’t even fat or ugly We’re all gonna make it
Imagine how fake and shitty your economy must be if a mild virus can make it completely implode.
>>18238241>my id 8 40s AndCPbased?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4
how can fantom ever flip chainlink in value now
>>18238210But tankers are good, yes?
>>18238261All I can do now is pray. Fuck you China
Holy fuck did carnival cruise lines get fucking hammered today
VW yes or no?
>>18238197Good, more meat to the meat grinder, go die in Venezuela for the great burger economy, 'Murica first.
>>18235183Anyone has a source on this? I need it for research purposes...
LOL this image is straight up SILLY! Am laughing at the silly elephant. Gonna send this to my wife, she'll get a real kick outta this.Thanks! -Simon
>>18237851fapping to trannies. where else would they be?
>id:FUG
hey, i said short ZM yesterday and today it fell 6%, i hope someone did that yesterdaynow i'll bring you two more gifts, one is a trade and the other is a stock: VIST and long wheat, if you can trade futures, both of these are medium termdo what you wish with this
>>18238420kek thanks for stopping the infection in my country bro
>>18236847I don’t hold link or really like linknthreads but this content is fucking great.
>>18238419I can second wheat futures. The heavy demand for grain staples + some export restrictions from Russia make wheat futures pretty good now.
>>18238378gib milkies
>>18238355It's always more severe for Americans because we have a much higher standard of living. Many of our jobs are fake and gay now, because our economy is based on consumption and services. This is why you'll see an even faster rise in unemployment this time around.
>shorting before mayngmi
>>18238347Oh well, I'm still bound to make a newbie mistake here and there, worst case scenario I lose 200 bucks big whoop
>>18238473I was fat once and became /fit/, so I developed a real ftaphobia. I honestly hate them. I can barely talk to them.
>>18236847YFW 42 was right about everything
>>18238456We're a country filled with idiots, what can I say. I've been reading stories of people making six figures who had to file for unemployment a week after losing their jobs.
rolling
I see this fucking face on every chart I look at.
Did anyone watch that documentary?https://vimeo.com/80799353
>Just buy the dinosaur juice bropic related.
/r/mainstreetcrypto
>>18238521Wtf is the password ??
>>18238521whats the password
>>18238523If you invest in SPR you might wanna take a look into MTU. Just dropped over 60%. But since they are essential to building plane engines they can never go bankrupt really.
>>18238578yeah they just overreacted so hard their lungs collapsed and they drowned in their own fluids
Interesting
>>18238279DHT and EURN for me. tankers will 10x this year
>>18238607Yeah I only got some French frog stock what the hell is MTU
>>18238552This is barely up though is it. Futures were very slightly up I think late yesterday very early morning as well but the market still dumped 4% on open
>short western civilisationdebt driven growth. short high yield corporate bonds. SJB.
>>18238587Where is this?
>>18238607>>18238627MTU AeroTicker's MTX I think
Expect ID2020 and the next elections to be on the blockchain. Cash is going to be removed and we will move to digital currency
>>18238378BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>18238662
>>18238617About $205 I went all in when it hit the $180s all the slander against Tesla was like what they tryed doing to Trump being redpilled seems key for trading
very instagramteredasting question, how about if you neck yourself?
Gonna start averaging into BAM if it drops another 5%.
>lifestailehow normie are you, seriously?
>>18238499number of deaths about to turn exponentialthat curve in the graph is caused by the false data put out by the chinese.
I pay $2400 for a one bedroom in the SF Bay Area. There is not a single apartment for $1300 in my county (Marin) unless it's on a radioactive indian burial ground and 17 square feet.
cough
>>18238549We could get partially there by simply throwing the illegals out. Which is almost assuredly on the table in the current White House.
Reminder that tomorrow is green and we'll probably make it back to 250.
>>18238736How so? I was going to buy the stock at those prices anyway
I pay 1.1k/mo for a 2br2ba 5 minutes from work and walking distance to restaurants and bars. So I guess it's similar enough. Alcohol is where they get us. $10 for wine and $20-30 for a decent bourbon/gin/tequila, though you can knock about 30% off if you get the 1.75L bottles.
But I was taught to do the exact opposite of what /biz/ says?
>>18238793She isn't, idiot
>>18238828Why'd you delete the other one?
>>18238760Either I get my cheapies or I collect my premium. Not really seeing a downside here senpai. If those get executed I’m immediately going to start selling $4.5 covered calls.
>>18238579>https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x60xjdlthank you 42
ASX not going down enough ahhhhh
You're a normie kiked cuck, not a pagan.If even a youtuber bitch which target are retarded female teens can mindfuck you, i mean, you're a gullible ada holder.
>>18238877Watch all 3 episodes to get a better picture. It’s a good documentary series to dig into. Very relevant to whag we’re doing here.
>>18238378is that a man?
>>18238894
>>18238811not everything is priced in. figure it out
Great job lol. Everyone is making chainlink content. Love itI made this yesterday
>>18238456Can't speak for the small business thing except to say that a lot of restaurants fall under that and restaurants have always had razor-thin margins and high loan fees due to competition and federal regulations.The $400 emergency is a bit disingenuous, the question wasn't "Do you have $400 dollars to spare?" and instead was "After you pay the bills, do you have $400 dollars left over?" Most people thought that meant in their pay checks, which most people definitely don't save anywhere near that amount of their monthly pay.Mind you, most people still don't have enough savings to cover a major medical problem but that's true of even relatively wealthy people. Medical in the US is pretty fucked unless you're on a company Cadillac plan or a medicare recipient.
>>18236047You'll get a better answer if you just search for it on google.
PRICED INRICEDIN
>>18235934Reaganomics
>>18238552I don't mind it one bit, pays well on short 1SD strangles for underlying's with >50% IV rank. Let everyone else gamble on extreme price moves while you sit back and let the FOMO/FUD waves pay premiums.
>>18238620Why do they date tattooed faggots with ear piercings and gay hair, but they ignore me?
>>18239062Right? Contango is fucking all the easy options
I have $3,000 to spend and already have 91 oz of silver. What else should I get? Some puts and calls or more silver? Maybe 1 oz gold? Not sure.
>>18237235Based
Look at the 5 hour chart. Nothings going to happen for a while. Expect the action to start at midnight at the earliest.
>>18239095240k tested means 2.40 mill carry without symptons
You need to go back to pleqqit, your retarded femanon doubts are not welcome
Best of luck to all of you bros.
You're definitely a retarded female normie, so i don't get why you come here talking about shit you can talk on some nail art / menstruations board.
>>18238743>2400 for a one bedroom apartment surrounded by niggers Literally why? Why do white people do this to themselves?
>>18239180I bought bombardier preferred shares on a lark because I like their planes and now I am super extra regretting it.
>>18239192I'm convinced that they're keeping green line up as much as they can for the next 2 weeks to try and keep people from blowing their lid / each other's brains out. After the virus cools off a bit they'll let it drop.
>>18235401>transgenders >tranny's Learn how the english language works retard. Tranny's mutilate themselves and are disgusting, traps do not
>>18239254That is cheap you nigger.
>>18238378>>18238828men
I'm setting it aside. If they don't go bankrupt once it's over then I'll just pay it all in one go. Everyone should do their part to cut off liquidity to boomers and jews landlording. With any luck they get foreclosed and you snap it up cheap while they become homeless.
>>18238738Based
>>18238320>7.75% of annual flu deaths>From the 25.73% cases concluded in one quarter while infection still septuples in a month>China hiding infection rate, Germany stamping "RECOVERED" on anyone with a comorbidity
>>18237982no not unless they are getting more stimulus >>18238053bro we all warned you about UWT and WTI and GUSH
>no positive news for 2 weeks already>futures up
Why don't you fucking speak with females instead? This is one of the most autistic things i've ever heard, for C sake!
>>18239466this is DOING FUCKING SHIT
>>18239445They have infected and recovered but no deaths. Half assed april fools.
Social media was truly a mistake.
any particular reason why futures are so green?
>>18239448Looks like an ugly Halloween costume kek. These trannys are so disgusting lmao
Where are the index fund retards right now?
>>18239599Futures are basically people betting on the price of the index when the market opens rght?
>>18239600any green is too green for me
>>18239546that's her feminine penis
>>18235867Didn't Trump say that the USA are energy independent and don't need to import oil anymore?
>>18239213>buying 100z bars off ebayenjoy your plated junk metal.
I am preparing my stack and when I take a photo it will be glorious. I will make sure to include a section dedicated to Terry Davis shrine.
>>18239658Based
>>18239655prices are so low that its cheaper to import
>>18239639https://youtu.be/DvoAZuc7_LA
>>18239664Stay classy
>>18239156>Don't panic stack. Buy when the price of silver crashes in 2-3 monthsThe thing is, that might not happen. We could be at the low right now. I see it will go one of two ways:1. Silver drops back down to $5\oz. Stack more slowly and wait ten years for $40\oz.2. Silver goes to at least $40\oz before June 1Why risk being on the wrong side of that bet if you don't have a weak hand?
>>18239173Then you are a based man and the country needs more like you. Vote against the Sacramento establishment and get a CNC/CAD milling machine running to reverse the flow of anti-2A shit going against real citizens.
>>18239818>>18239819I'm new to stocks, thinking about putting $500 in SPXL and holding for a year or so. Is this a bad idea?
>>18239810bog || god>>18239800Mfw chekked
>>18239440This Bill fella is an absolute psycho
>>18238378>lip injections as a teenagerSo dumb
>>18239684No that’s good. I see people paying up to $25 an ounce for silver right now.
>>18239857Moronic jew worshiping faggot can you go back to facebook or lebbit fuckhead
>>18238445and you can claim unemployment if you got laid off from your main job and your side hustle never made a dime.
>>18239806the stocks will only go up. we'll all listen to hot jazz and drink gin, and there will be flappers again
Holy fucking shit, I just saw the Japanese market over 50Y, for the first time.That's fucking wild. https://tradingeconomics.com/japan/stock-market
>>18239873Thanks anon. I think I'll buy in at $20 since its probably gonna dip again this week, then if it goes any lower I'll throw my whole stimulus at it.
>>18239802I saw that before, but all I can think about it is that desperate thots in quarentine decide to do porn for money.Once quarentine is over and unemployment settles in, men will stop wasting money on the large amount of influencers turned to porn. Its a bubble that will pop soon once nobody can spend money on porn when its literaly free online.Many companies will fall apart as well so middle level thots will get devalued as well.Just my take, also:I have met a couple local instathots and they are not as nice looking as in their pics. Still fuckable I must say, but I dont have such cravings. Anyway they all seem to be very shallow and with lots of personal issues.
>>18238853Vaginas are tight but stretch during sex, virgin
the fuck are these emojis
>>18235962brrrrrr
>>18239970KekYou've been wasting your time anon, should have just been shilling ARPA with me
>>18239955No, you had your shot
>>18240037US dollar will burn to the ground in your lifetime. Unless you’re in your 60s or older. You are right though gold won’t save you. Gold is for when the dust settles. Before that guns and ammo. And yes silver can be used for barter. Sounds like you’re just looking to 2x or 3x your fiat? Not too bad but always keep your eyes on the big picture. Nice stack btw, 300,400 oz?
>>18239720>return to mean by 2021
AHEMCOOF
I’m starting to think doomers were right...Fuck...
>>18240184
>>18240176When?????
was dude in OP’s pic a real poster on 4chan at one point or is it unrelated
>>18240216Leave her bro. Nothing is more disgusting than a smelly vag.
>>18240224>Fauci is great until he says something I disagree with!Everyone has been universally hailing him as the voice of reason in the Trump admin, and he's literally saying this will change everything.
>>18240216Meatloaf, fish, or old salsa?
>>18240138Link sucks
>>18240222>my waifu is born in the year of the snake however she is pinay not chineseI am the year of the rooster.
kek
Gold to 1800 soon, Russia stopped buying gold today and it went up against USD
>>18240146Imagine being an ant without a colony . Where do you go ?
>>18240193you never met my wife>>18240225the economy is fucked and we have no idea when it will get better. not only are we fucked, but there's no clear exit. it isnt priced in. someday things will get better. the vague concept of "someday" will not be enough to save things. we haven't hit bottom yet.S&P 500 puts 4/20
Owning Chainlink provides me an inner peace that I don't get from any other source. I literally get to exchange patience, which costs me nothing, for millions of dollars.
>>18240111In two more years you wont be excited anymore but at least you will be rich.
>>18240148>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/01/white-house-advisor-fauci-says-coronavirus-vaccine-trial-is-on-target-and-will-be-ultimate-game-changer.htmlahhh I see now, this is the clinical data for pharma-friends:https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT04283461>people between 20 and 44 accounted for 20% of those hospitalized for Covid-19 in the US, with about 1 in 750 dying.good luck, willing picture-of-health test groups; I bet they'll try to make you do it for free, toofucking colleges lmao
it's fucking nothing
Wtf boys. Wtf.
>>18240146>sold at $4>fomoed back in at $4.25>still haven't sold this dip
>>18240211what did you sell OP
>>18239898They call it the lost decade, but it's going to be a lost half a century.
>>182402740 like every other scamcoin (including bitcoin)
>>18240216>/biz/ - Business & Finance
>>18240305I’d do it but only if I’m hailed as a hero afterwards
My gf is terrified that her kitty is stinky. She takes this and swears it does wonders for her lady bits. Idk I cant tell I blew out my olfactory bits on coke in the 80s.
>>18240364Making mudcookies in a brush shelter, anxiously laying awake for fear of roaming looters.
>>1823753324+ hours in still uninfected
>>18240277was the chainlink given to you?
>>18240316so is the garbage q anon
>>18240106That's why you don't buy a "block" (bar) of anything.I buy 1/3 oz. silver coins for potential use in ordinary trade, or to change gradually for paper money as inflation creeps up.Also 1oz gold krugerrands as long-term savings.This shit is pretty simple: 1oz or less silver coins to have for transactions, 1oz gold coins to store wealth. That's how it worked in the Middle Ages, that's how it will work again in the event of the financial system falling apart.Pic related are the best coins where I live (Worst Korea) and as a nice bonus they are also legal tender.
>>18237215what a ponzi. whatever pumps my UND bags tho
>>18240448There is no way in fuck we hit 10 million unemployed. That's not possible.
Red like Corona-chan's dress tomorrow?
Did bears, dare I say it, get too cocky?
>>18240486OH NO COCK BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
tfw no crying until im laughing smiley face
>>18240458buddy, 2/3rds of the US economy is service basedthat's direct person to person contact right there, and then you're banned from public gatherings of 11+ people?your employees call out sick? customers getting sick? a virus that breeds itself most readily in densely populated urban centers, FILLED with competitive, low margin businesses?buddy, 10 million may be pushing it (I think it's a blow softener, say 10 mil; "price in" then get 8 mil) but it's still gonna be... BULLISH AS FUCKfuck bearniggers
Have we confirmed:1. Methods of transmission?2. Whether masks help, as in the case of Bane and Baneposters?3. Whether certain people are, in fact, immune?4. Whether certain people are, in fact, "carriers" or asymptomatic spreaders?5. Whether a recovery is possible?6. What the emoji names mean?Thank you for any insight, big guys.
>>18240216I've only ever been with one girl like that, I started hitting her from the back, I had to stop, and tell her I wasn't in the mood. It was bad.
Lads I hate to say it but we are fucked. Hard cock in the ass fucked. 2 big dicks fucked. This is the everything bubble popping due to a pandemic and literally the worst case scenario for the economy. We are fucked lads.
>>18240560FUCK THE CCP.
>>18240599Our generation will never forget the gang raping the boomers allowed the Chinese to inflict on the world. We will not be so forgiving of them as our parents where.
>>18240620Why last
>>18239870Start your own company?
>>18240557Uhh. If I get sued for 300k I need it.
>>18240634> theepochtimesits amazing how gullible anons are. the epochtimes is about as nonbiased as cnn
>>18239916>unemployment settles in, men will stop wasting money on the large amount of influencers turned to porn. Its a bubble that will pop soonnah, degeneracy doesn't die with lowered incomes. quit worrying about some insta thots getting crumbs and get rich yourself, faggot
>>18234743test lol
>>18234708Nigger
>>18228369YOUR AWFUL!
>futures greenfuck this retarded market
>>18228353If green, LINK will be 1000 eoy
Anyone got info on swimsuitsuccubus? I swear she used nothing but photoshop, she wasnt even that hot. She labels herself retired but still tries to sell her lame sets.
I don't have a lot of money, should I buy a 1/10 oz gold coin or a bunch of silver coins? I already have a few ounces of silver but not a lot (less than 10 oz)
>>18239582Is there even any interest in those contracts? Who would buy them? Also, why SOXL when it could realistically go to 0 and then you are out $6k?
How the fuck do any of you still not realize that after any big drop there's always a bounce the next day? Sold half my puts yesterday to buy some calls and will rebuy tomorrow at discounted price. Just don't try the inverse because a spike up doesn't have to come back down.
>>18240805It's like someone poured water on my coke or I've forgotten to season my food.
Drop to bounce is predictable. It's happened every day in March at open after a large drop. The only time you don't account for a bounce is on a red Friday (because obviously weekends will fuck things up) or if the President is about to sabotage the fuck out of you, but that usually happens mid day and not at open. We've yet to nosedive twice right away (as in one day's close to immediate next day's open).
>>18239164Sold the bottom?
>>18240799(((taxes)))
>>18240857No it will forever crabBe a big boy and buy options
>>18240636https://www.bitchute.com/video/mjDh2iTdkcbt/
>>18240838Thanks but I'm already set, this is just some extra spending money I have on hand. I'm not digging into my savings or anything.
>>18234253based
don't buy make your own .
>>18239587>We had capitalism before the federal reserve was created. The US was an economic powerhouse thenCapitalism was actually worse back then.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludlow_Massacre
>>18240942no, it cures cancer and all kinds of other diseases. i heard this guy on the radio talking about it. he said he even had some people who would swear that it works. why would they lie about something like that? this is legitimate stuff. i'm going to buy some right now.
Nigger
Infowars have been shillling zinc as a cure as well
Who doesn't listen to Primus?What the FUCK is wrong with you?
>>18240903silver impregnated bandages are used in clinical settings apwcifically because of silver's antimicrobial
>>18240970properties*
>>18240946infect me nig
read it before they take it down https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20050613005654/en/University-Study-Shows-Ionic-Silver-Effective-SARS?fbclid=IwAR22ojsM5b6Fcx0cgI0YNJqlq0JvMVgK8diO7JfWdcjhiqJvss52m1CoUYk
i have 900 aud i wanna make the number higher
First for bobo bros Also dubs
Nth for economic apocalypse
>>18240211the retard didn't buy zano
>>18240037Unless youre 60+ the dollar is absolutely going to shit in your lifetime. Youre totally living in denial if you cant see that
>>18238713>prostitution is legal in roo land>she's talking about how the bank charged her an escort feeIt's not hard to tell where her cash comes from, but she probably supplements it with her youtube ad money and any patreon type shit.
>>18241055that's where I got it from.
>>18228353green pls
Reminder that holding puts too long is losing money to theta. Unless you predict a complete nosedive multiple days a row for puts, sell in and out of your position day to day. Only hold if you think you can recoup the cost by holding because you got fucked by something like the shortest 3 day bull market.
>>18238652$1450 for a 1bd/1ba apartment in the Portland area
>>18241089At least one major company more than likely.
Stem cell treatments is where it’s at. Dont get me wrong also believing in remdesivir but do your research on stem cell treatments - China did it and the US will too.Now which (biotechs) could profit off of that?
>>18235867Don’t catch a falling knife
Hey /biz/! Economic retard here. How exactly can I into the stock market? Can I start online?
>>18241088>China is already back at full industrial capacityno, they're not back at full capacity and consumer spending is lagging way behind what it was before coronachan
is it worth fucking around with stocks if I have less than 1000 aud and know nothing about economics. thinking of buying GEAR because the line went down so it'll go backk up. right?
>>18241220with smoke, mirrors and bullshit. Photoshop, forgery and ComicSans.ttfand always with an almost breathtaking utter fucking incompetence
I think Boeing will unironically be like $100 max by EOY (depending on how much we get shit on by the recession). There's better shit to invest in unless you expect WW3 to start from this. There's a lot of better stocks to hold and wait a bit longer for things to be undervalued.
>>18241128What about my JNUG call tho :^)
Guys I know I'm a retard but how do I tie my shoes?Guys I know I'm a retard but how do I use a washing machine?Guys I know I'm a retard but how do I open up an email account?Guys I know I'm a retard but how do I FUCKING USE GOOGLE YOU LAZY USELESS CUNT!!
>>18241335Just realised that, i already ate the bait and cant delet #embarrassed
>>18241315240K minimum with 100% compliance with the suggested protocols, americans aren't following them though, there are no quarantines or martial law like in italy.750K-1 million is my guess when its all over.
>>18241380yes, just waiting out this storm
>>18241401ngmi
Trollirino
I hope I'm infected...I mean gonna make it ! typo.
please be real. bought in presale. gag.
Women need to be beaten and enslaved
im feeling great
why are futures green
>>18241484is that little emoji from recovering from being infected?
>>18238828kek this is literally an object. look into the eyes, no soul. walking dead body.
Fuck why didn't I stock up on USO yesterday. It's probably going to get a 10% jump tomorrow.
>>18241493fuck.
>>18240216use lemonjuice is an old fishermans trick
Should I invest in airline stock tomorrow or do you guys think it will fall furtherAmerican Airlines is down to like $10
Money belly
how long till the jobless numbers? If it goes up today after they are released, and I'm quite certain we're going to break 7 milion unemployed total in the past 2 weeks AT LEAST. The markets are completely controlled by FED and at some point when they run out of money to pump or people become worried about the artificial inflation of markets, there's going to be one of the greatest red candles in the history of stocks. FUCK CHINA.
Feels bad, man: The thread.
>>18241549>Does it look like everything is going to magically get better on Friday that you suddenly want to buy the dip?yes
APRIL THIRD, 8:30 AMUNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS
>>18241350or if you want to skip all the bullshit just become a photographer. Insta thots flock to good photographers
>>18241532think abut it this way, how long do you think are they still going to bleed money? when is the closest time-frame that the airlines will once again start generating revenue? I am of the opinion that it's going to take at least 12 months to fully recover.
>>18234708i wanna be happy
Basado
>>18241578>I think American or Delta will not survive this next yearthey're too big to go out of business
>>18241562yeah I hope it works out, I hate this gambling shit I really need to stop especially with green futures right now tomorrow is looking like another hellscape day
>>18241578large international shit like British Ariways, and Lufthansa are in my opinion a safer bet, I'm not an expert though. I heard that if the planes are grounded for more than 2 months they might not be used again without undergoing super expensive repairs and inspections. which would fuck the airlines even harder, it would be quite bullish for boeing though.
>>18241589>they're too big to go out of businessnot too big to go bankrupt tho
>>18241580>>18241553Italy is mass treating with hydroxychloroquine and actemra is being used more and moreIt looks like some helpful treatments are being found. Although no slam dunk cure.
>>18241585Auto insurance youu really dont pay that much unless you've had previous accidents or violations that you were at fault for. They even work with other insurance companies when an accident happens.Health insurance though... now that's a racket. I dont need that shit, and I'm forced to have it. Bullshit.
I feel attacked UwU
>>18241615true, but any improvement in outcome is a big deal.If the death rate is 0.1% for certain age groups and hydroxychloroquine slightly improves condition, that can be life or death.
>>18241578Im comfortable with how it all works and I want to start trying them out. The cash covered strat suits me because the idea of infinite loss potential scares me like a little bitch. I haven't figured out what my premium rates should be. But my thought is that the premium should offset the strike prices being sometimes hit and also be a tidy little pocket sum for a week. Not swinging big sick numbers. I only have 3k in the market.
THE JEWS SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN
I quit all social media where I'm identifiable years ago. Can't wait for the bubble to burst, I fucking hate this system
>>18241404
GUSH was at 700 in february, how the fuck is this not the best possible investment right now?
>>18241695
For instance, only 38 of 98 nasal or nasopharyngeal swab samples tested positive by RT-PCR in SARS patients in HongKong15. Also, viral load differed considerably. In SARS, it took 7 to 10days after onset until peak RNA concentrations (of up to 5x105 copiesper swab) were reached13,14. In the present study, peak concentrationswere reached before day 5, and were more than 1000 times higher.
>>18241718stupid fucking ape chinks. who allowed those cockroaches to dabble in science? why is the west so open to allowing those fucks to study here and steal our technology? when will it fucking stop? politicians who take bribes from china should get life in prison. FUCK CHINA.
>>18241523You can always ask for pics. But if you look at any billion site there are dozens of non government refineries. Stuff is still legit, just a smaller place poured it. Think of it like local craft beer vs a nationally known household beer. The only time I’d be wary is if you’re a collector or if he’s trying to sell 100oz bars.
We're closing green today aren't we? I just want my puts to breakeven
>>18241749This, it wont be a problem80 year olds will go on vacations because it's cheap the day things re-open
buy afterpay
>>18241794no.
how long till the initial unemployment numbers are released today?
>war against drugs>oil price war now actually starting>unemployment numbers most likely skyrocketing>green futuresp-priced in
https://drive.google.com/file/d/19T-QIaE6FT-PzfWcnbTr5g6ZnV34WcL2/viewsaw this on twitter
>>18241815>implying they don't already have white bfsthose are just their good friends from college anon :)
>>18241623My god I want to worship her tight tummy
>>18238738I reserve my right to judge worthiness after I see the OP roastie getting fucked on camera for money.
>>18241855ok kike
>>18241225
>>18241623This one looks shopped desu tbqh senpai desu
imagine falling for this obvious bait
>>18241623>who going long right now?The blondes
>>18239430Why are white boys so fucking pathetic?
>>18241354what could go wrong? no really.... sub cent coins ALWAYS moon in a bull.
>>18242006Who's pumping?
>>18241975No it doesn’t. For people that prefer the .9999 they’re just autists. Also a bit of a dick measuring contest that mints have gotten into.
>>18242030I think if it just cured it we would have known. It's more like it helps improve outcomes a bit. Who knows.I think large parts of Italy began giving to everyone with symptoms some days ago so that might show through soon.
>>18242057Before what happens?
>copperfucking based
What the hell is up with the CNBC app?? It’s listing everything as -100%????
>sipping my first coffee of the dayFeels so good man
Futures up 2%
>>18242103We Chinese stock market now eh
>>18242069I know, so I assume the usual arbitrage would happen.>>18242048this true>>18242095>comes out as a washThis what I would guess.If there's any uncertainty, like with the fitbit deal, then the prices can be eploited by those willing to take the risk.>>18242113shhh, don't ruin the surprise!
>>18242121the amount of people on this board that own BABA and JD is concerning
>>18241926> white99% on this board is mudskin anyway
Reminder that this fellow will reign supreme today. The caretaker before the great bear/bull battle on Friday
>>18238652>What I spend in a week as a 21 year old trust fund kidNothing to see here
>>18242090>>18242099Wtf anons. I’m slightly worried, though I shouldn’t be. Even TD it’s showing zeros??
>>18242175ironically noMuch better to be quick about taking profits or losses as a bear. As a bull, you can let it ride a lot more easily.
I mean 42 info dumps are great and dumps are part of board culture but almost no one puts effort into things like they used to: anon purely for the board. Instead its all for likes and cred. Just be anon and relish the silent nods to your work every time someone reposts it
@18242200 the infected posted They are self aware.
>>18237300>haha dude just skip the daily latte and you could have savings to get you through MONTHS without cash inflow>landlords going broke after 1 month of reduced/no inflow>big corp going broke after 1 month of reduced/no inflowAlso funny that when people imagine someone that lives paycheck to paycheck they picture a sanfran desk jockey hipster wasting money on frivolous shit, because apparently blue collar workers don't exist and literally EVERYONE makes at least $100k a year.
>>18242271Im going schlong
>>18240390no fucking way, fucking incredible.
>Titcow threadnice, OC
There she goes.
I pay $900 a month for a small bedroom and a shared bathroom in the south bayPlease end me
>>18242244Looks good fa'm
>>182423120w8white boi fag detected :3
>>18242245where do you get short/long ratio?
>>18238652where im from 1 bedroom is a 1200 euros, on top of high taxes
Corona virus just a cover for elites breeding children underground outside of government census data. How many does gates want to remove from the uncounted population?
@18242385You have only yourself to blame if you didn't buy yesterday's high after poomps.