/biz/ - Business & Finance

does the tranny trap who posts here actually own any stocks

>>18228353
infected get

>>18234208
For the short term but for how much longer? With all this money printing an shit how can it get more valuable over the next couple years

>>18235110
Getting a job and putting a part of your paycheck into investing

>>18229997
he has a weird face.

>>18235031
who's the slaphead?

> Futures are green
REEEEEE

>>18234127
piss off zoomer its a 40 year old boomer board

>How old is a boomer?
I'm 38 and this evening my 10 year old kid called me a boomer. No fucking joke. "Dad tell me a joke that's only funny to boomers like you". I took his switch away.

>>18235031
Crawling in my skin

These wounds they will not heal

>>18235495
it sounds crazy, but

>>18234620
Because I want more money than everyone.

@18235161
For day trading you need that amount,
>Do not (you) the coofers

Why can't we all be bulls? We all win that way.

>>18235724
Looking at potentially taking full measures.

38 and hold tether

25 nocoiner

>>18235962
Are you implying that the entirey of a country exists solely to support those people that happen to have come out of the right vagina?

>mobile phone app
You’ll fit right in with /smg/, they are all trading 100 bucks on their shitty phones thinking they are a wolf of Wall Street

Is 8kun still up?

https://global.gotomeeting.com/join/455996853

>>18235495
>tfw I've gotten 3 job offers during lockdown

Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps (and know how to code).

>>18235134
Yes I do

>>18236342
>halp!
floof forgot pic

>Future Markets are going green
Wtf is this?

>>18235031
just learn to code goy, you'll get all your money back if you work your life away

Am I a fucking retard or are mgm puts free fucking money?

Hi

>>18236451
just buy long mgm calls

>>18236478
Thoughts on $MGP?

WTF?! I'm cured?! My precious Corona!!!

We still accumulating REFR? Took quite a dip these last few days.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18236583
Thank you anon

>>18235110
Give it to me I guarantee 500 M in 200 years

>>18236523
lmao

>>18236449
>If I'm right on my read of the charts here

what the fuck are futures pumping

>>18236722
no, not really

qual a chance pae

>>18236645
someone missed the presidential stream today

>>18236702
the green poison posters can Never stop Yukari-chan!

>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1245496099001032712
>BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port

Puts for korra

>>18236572
Focus on actually building a portfolio. Pick your ponies and start buying, get to 100+ shares for each of your picks. Acquire shares of good companies and don’t pay too much attention to how the equity fluctuates because that churn is good. That churn is how you are going to profit once you do have enough shares to sell covered calls and puts. Everyone here wants to make waves when really you should be learning to surf.

>>18236866
so you're saying its priced in

>>18236805
based

>>18236873
Everyone was saying it would go to 3k because of people needing cash for Corona virus. I am still optimistic but if we break 6.8k I get liquidated.

>>18236903
I saw literally like 2 posts of people claiming it was going to 3k. Are you really betting on 2 people claiming that? Kek.

>>18236862
I'd love for a dip as much as you but don't have a stupidity to be arrogant, we do not know where this market is headed.

>dow drops 6% in the span of two days
>nothing was done as a relief
>yet futures are going up
im lost

>>18236832
>>18236863
I hate Q, but seriously everday there is more evidence. Supposedly those ships are to hold the criminals and we're all under lockdown to prevent false flags and massive deaths...

>>18236832
what the fuck is wrong with americans?

I'm so tired of reading people's shit opinions about medicine that are like a half step above rebalancing humors. You can't treat anything but zinc deficiency with zinc, you can't treat anything but vitamin D deficiency with vitamin D and you can't treat anything but scurvy with vitamin C stop being retards.

>>18236972
I'm convinced it's vitamin shills. Nobody is retarded enough to take mega doses of water soluble vitamins that your body will end up discarding 99% of in your piss. Oh wait, of course they are.

>>18236847
You new buddy? Welcome

>>18237058
leap this dick lole

>>18237034
Their doctors tell them to do it because it makes them feel involved
> No you have to take 2000 mg of vitamin c before you come back for your fillings, it helps protect you from any plaque we stir up!

I was going to kill myself but 6.8k still hasn't been breached. I'm expecting a retracement soon.

>>18237045

>>18237045
actually cash is king in a crisis, look at silver if you bought it at 15/oz while spot was crashing before the online stores jacked premiums you would have made a fortune.
if you bought tons of stocks when the dow dropped over a 1000 pts in a day, you'd be up right now...

>>18237071
good thing you have corona it evens out

so how do i directly invest in this corona thing because i'm pretty sure that line will be going up for a while longer

>>18236806

>>18237088
i fucking hate bears so much

>>18237077
For real why not? Why do they even close it anymore? Snooze and lose, the world doesn't work 9 to 5

>>18237058
Were you under a rock on February 29th? If the year is divisible by 4 its a leap year.

There will be 15 BILLION deaths of human beans from corneria virus.

>1000+ dead in the us today
Has this been priced in?

>>18236824
you need to be validated

My liquidation is at 6851 heh

>>18237034
I've had to talk to enough of them in real life to know that they actually think you can treat complicated diseases by eating ~le natural cures~, some of them actually inject high dose vitamin C lmao

VW stock, buy or not?

>>18237143
>>18237180
remember when everyone said that vitamin D was essential for CVD and cancer and then they spent millions of dollars on the VITAL study with tens of thousands of people consuming a recommended amount of vitamin D and there was zero effect? Now imagine doing something as retarded as mega-dosing which has known side effects and zero proven benefits

>>18237128
Everything Corona-chan does is priced in

>>18237132
How do they juggle the fact that people living off all natural plant remedies hundreds of years ago had shit life expectancy yet 21st century man that is so 'disconnected from nature' lives longer than any humans in history. How people get rused that hard by salesmen is beyond me.

>>18237214
Ok now that's fucked UP

>>18237143
You dont need to megadose to not be deficient, retard. You just need to take enough to not be deficient. Also, vitamin d isn't a water soluble vitamin and youre asking for kidney stones.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6158375/

>>18237204
>>18237198
>vitamin d is a water soluble vitamin
opinion discarded
>>18237204
>I don't remember that
look it up then
>>18237220
buy my supplements goy
>>18237248
lmao

alright enough meme arguments I just cringe when I see people talking molecular actions of drugs they can't pronounce

I managed to only sell one of my puts today (etsy).
Am I fucked, should I have sold the other one (planet fitness)?

>>18235110
fr bro, i would take 100$, and try to double down as many times as possible on the riskiest stocks possible. Get some /biz/ bros to shill you on some biopharma or whatever the fuck and just go as risky as possible. If you hit 10k get the fuck out and start investing proper.

I am going to buy in to crude oil like a retard and nobody can stop me

>>18237305
It's an attempt at emotional manipulation.
>>18237254
You need to go back

>>18237299
sounds like it

Saying there will be a depression or even a recession again is like saying small pox or polio will ever be a major issue again. We know more about economies and how to manage them than we ever have in history. Trillions have gone into the research. Simulations have been run around the clock for decades. We have conquered the very concept of a downturn. We have slaughtered your black swan and made foie gras out of it. This is hard to accept, because it requires you to both accept that 1. there are people out there FAR more intelligent than you and 2. they have things under control. As a result, your life is not and will likely never be that interesting. You're a component of a controlled system. A recession or depression will not rescue you from the high quality life, the best quality of life currently available quite frankly that can still allow stability to be maintained, that you have been given. You might be feel trapped, but that's a good thing. It means the system is working and it also means NO recessions or depressions. We have "beaten" economics...

>>18237311
That's too many words you missed the "retard" part of my post

>CHINA LOCKS DOWN AGAIN DUE TO SECOND WAVE OF CORONA.


https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-county-locks-down-amid-concerns-of-potential-2nd-coronavirus-wave

I tried to warn you bullbros. Why were you so spiteful, why did you rub every 3% day in our faces? It could have been so different...

I’m sorry, I promise I will spend your money wisely. Mainly on purchasing high quality cosplay for my gf and side piece to wear while I fuck them.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

bros I just woke up and I hear that the US is going to war and that coronavirus is getting worse? can I get a quick rundown?

>>18237411
>U.S may go to war with china
>multiple U.S aircraft carriers are out of commission
>A second wave of corona is sweeping through china
>Bear market.

>>18237321
not an attempt to emotionally manipulate. i had a reality check when i contracted the virus after being OCD with hand washing and quarantine. almost over it now. no breathing problems but I run a six minute mile at age 33. watch this video it may help put things into perspective for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSJzPZCEW4I

https://youtu.be/kKLe-95VkMM

Bahahahaha robinhood is a fucking joke, suing a guy with 100k subs. This is the scam you all are participating in.

>Saw the bounce was bullshit, shorted
>Jerome kept the dead cat hovering for too long
>My puts are going to expire worthless on Friday, when if they had been a week later I would have made bank
>Instead I'm going to lose 3k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I dumped 15k into XOP last week

>>18234114
underrated

>>18237506
Isn't that because they are different strains/mutations?

Rate my options
KMB is down 200 bucks in value in the screenshot but it was also up 200 with how it's been fluctuating.

>>18235495
Im going back to work at a pizza shop this weekend
Im a fucking flight instructor...

>>18234556
sergey is an incel
>he doesn’t know

>>18237567
Woohoo! We hitting all three fucking circuit breakers tomorrow faggots! It's going to be fucking glorious!!!

>futures are green

Fuck this gay earth

>>18237429
they been saying that since i've been alive

>>18237683
Kek, you know what’s going on. Stick to /biz/ folks.

>>18236832
Based

>>18237391
that's pretty fucking based

post yfw we hit 100k new cases a day