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18226619 No.18226619 [Reply] [Original]

I have 18k in robinhood.

Tell me how to make money and I'll buy you a whore similar to the pic

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>>18226619

>> No.18226672

>>18226619
ponder the question if coffee is good for you

>> No.18226673 [DELETED] 

>>18226658
What about crematorium stocks?

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>>18226619
First: get your money the fuck out of Robinhood. Thank me later

>> No.18226679 [DELETED] 

*poof* aaaand i'm down 50% this month

>> No.18226685

>>18226619
exxon stocks, go long

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gib mommy milkies

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>>18226619
proof, btw. pic is a day old but it's mine.

>> No.18226704

>>18226619
I want to have sex with her

>> No.18226757

Switch to E*TRADE. Robinhood is run by women and shitskins and crashes whenever there's high volume.

>> No.18226787

>>18226619
buy VRA

>> No.18226788

>>18226619
thx bro but i already have one like that

>> No.18226829

>>18226676
Isn't it a little late for that?

>> No.18226834 [DELETED] 

>>18223735
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>> No.18226835 [DELETED] 

im infected arent i

>> No.18226850 [DELETED] 

>>18226812
Ford is getting bought by Tesla. Why do you think the bubble hasn't popped yet?

>> No.18226866

>>18226836
Get out

>> No.18226872

>>18226685
L O L

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>>18226619
Fucking incredible

>> No.18226913

>>18226866
Td is better though you fucking mong

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>>18226905
disregard post, meant to post somewhere else

>> No.18227012

>>18226619
Why aren’t you just putting it into companies that have decent dividends and will survive this economic downturn/grow in the future? I just put a few hundred into Disney and Microsoft this morning, I’ll probably put another thousand into decent div/yield companies on Friday when my paycheck hits. It’s not overnight cash but its an excellent growth strategy, particularly if you don’t want to deal with the stress of constantly flipping daytrades, which Robinhood doesn’t let you do more than three times in a week anyways.

Wait. Fuck. I forgot, this is /biz/
>PUT IT ALL IN BITCOINS, DO IT NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! STUPID FUCKING COWARD I BET YOU WONT

>> No.18227016

>>18226619
You just made yourself invisible behind those boobs. It a wakes sinful lust in men and that's a purpose favors undertakes when you make a deal with a Devil there is need for sacrifice .
In order to have one rich we need a lots of poor people. It is competition of usury and lie. Other ways we all have got 24h a day to exchange in a meaningful way. So you have got tool of usury money and you need to learn how to suggest to imagine create legal trap, explain shit on the paper and send workers home with nothing and just before they burst to cry you send them hope with a lite bit, so that they don't starve. It is not those who actually contribute to the harvest , but those who dance around the fire for better harvest. Do you love people or you can fuck them cold blooded like a 'Fish head'? Because that what it takes to be rich lie, cheat, usury, swindles, can you suggest to imagine (lie) in a way that people will trust you anything ? and then you fuck them, where else you get money dinging with a shovel?

>> No.18227035

>>18226619
mommy

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>>18226619
Gibs milkers mommy

>> No.18227078

>>18227012
>I put a few hundred in

A few hundred... dollars? If I wanted financial advice from a 5th grader who broke open his piggy bank I'd have asked.

>> No.18227111

>>18227078
Yep, a few hundred a day, roughly 1500 to 2000 a week.
And please, dude, I’m in 7th grade, and if you didn’t want my advice you wouldn’t be here.

>> No.18227186

>>18227012
Just tell me when 2008 2: Electric Boogaloo happens.

>> No.18227296 [DELETED] 

Tbh I sold my sqqq as soon as it hit money today lads, you can't beat the printer. EOD will be green, fed has literally priced in everything and refuse to let this natural bulltrap crash

>> No.18227299 [DELETED] 

That bitch on bloomberg just let out a huge cough. Confirmed dieing

>> No.18227302

>>18227111
based and checked

>> No.18227485

>>18226619
sauce

>> No.18227608

Melissa Debling, I think. For those interested

>> No.18227621

>>18226872
>t. poorfag

>> No.18228360

>>18226649
based

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>>18226619
Visions of chest