/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18225270
No, everything is operating as normal. Business are all up and running, people are traveling on planes and mass transit. Entertainment businesses are all packed. Our stores are full of supplies. Everything is just great, no need to worry.

>>18225270
Cute boy

> he doesn't know we're already in a recession

>>18225270
built for BBC

totally not rigged game, you better gamble than invest in this market

banks, at least in europe face bankruptcy. the bailouts or bailins will have consequences.
is it a depression? i dont know but whatever will happen it will be bad, way worse than 2008

>>18225371

>>18225309
kek

>>18225816
sorry to break it to you - the paper is no longer white

no one will be able to answer this: what is the difference between a buy and a sell?
>buy: someone gives dollars for stock
>sell: someone gives dollars for stock
theyre the same. one person gets dollars and one person gets stock. every time. all buys are sells and all sells are buys.

>>18226613
They've already admitted they're in recession.
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>>18225270
>think about it for a second
>think about what he has done
>absolutely brilliant
THE BEST IS YET TO COME
>enjoy the show

>>18226526
Ask me how I know you’re underage

reeeeee

>>18225309
Whew, I was worried there for a minute. Is that a car I hear backfiring sixty times a minute in the background?

>>18225270
All the shit zerohedge has been autistically screeching about for a decade might not actually happen. However, since the virus has shut down the entire planet and will do so for 6 months+ all the things zerohedge was autistically screeching about are going to go through the biggest stress test in human history, and chance they will pass this stress test is around 0.000000000000001%

>>18225270
The real great depression is our lives bros, I cant wait to be a raider in the wastelands.

>>18226705

>>18225309
based

>>18225309
based.

Crypto of all things is looking more stable than the stock market. I'd say we're heading straight to a depression

>>18226666
dr markus krall

>>18225270
Saying there will be a depression or even a recession again is like saying small pox or polio will ever be a major issue again. We know more about economies and how to manage them than we ever have in history. Trillions have gone into the research. Simulations have been run around the clock for decades. We have conquered the very concept of a downturn. We have slaughtered your black swan and made foie gras out of it. This is hard to accept, because it requires you to both accept that 1. there are people out there FAR more intelligent than you and 2. they have things under control. As a result, your life is not and will likely never be that interesting. You're a component of a controlled system. A recession or depression will not rescue you from the high quality life, the best quality of life currently available quite frankly that can still allow stability to be maintained, that you have been given. You might be feel trapped, but that's a good thing. It means the system is working and it also means NO recessions or depressions. We have "beaten" economics.

>>18227903
Imagine being this arrogant bulltard. I hope u lose all your 401k in the coming crash.

>>18226705
Who were these again

>>18227903
I have a feeling that the actual crash isn't now. Seems like everyone thinks we are fucked, but after COVID goes away, I wouldn't be surprised if it goes bull again for a few more years. I think the major depression will be in the next 10 years.... This could be it, but a part of me just thinks that we already might have seen the bottom.

>>18225270
sauce?

>>18225270
can never get risk down to zero for anything.
when it reaches an acceptable level, things will resume more or less.

>>18225270
We've been in a recession WORSE than the 2008 recession since the last month. We are headed for Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo with each passing day.

>>18227903
>get continually fucked by Keynesians working for central banks for over a century now
>INSIST that they have it under control

I have never seen such COPE before. At best, the central banks have no idea what they're doing. At worst, the central banks know EXACTLY what they're doing.

>>18229176
Can’t trust a woman that wears chokers

>>18225270
The depression is over. It was all a joke! April Fools!

>>18229154
>Phase 7 comes when Corona is completely over,
Total death, less than 150000 worldwide (45000 as of today).
Really makes you think...

Am I a glownigger now?

>>18229154
After the quarterly reports are released, the FED/ECB brrrrrrr will start printing money again, in unbelievable quantities. The fuckin banks will be bailed out this time as well.

National debts will skyrocket, this depression will be postponed to future generations, like the last one.

>>18225371
big beautiful caucasians.

i would travel back in time to fight in the vietnam war just to survive and become an old man to this day so that i can sniff her brapper from the seat of my electric gocart wheel chair as i past behind her at the local walmart. god bless *pretty* white women for being angelic.

>>18230996
dr markus krall, banks are unable to create gains due to low interest and now face a lot of defaults.

shit is going down soon, approx end of summer banks will default

>>18225309
Redpilled

OH FUCK THE PRINTER JAMMED

>>18225309
top kek

>>18227903
The most based post I have seen on this board

CORONA VIRUS IS A HOAX IT DOES NOT EXIST. THIS IS A SCAM TO USHER IN A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT BECAUSE THE CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN FAILED THIS IS ALL OUTLINED IN REVELATIONS
STOP BEING DELUSIONAL

>>18227903
you sir, are retarded as fuck. who tricked you into believing this was manageable or can be modeled out? Is this bait?

Interesting

>>18234091
40

>>18228430
"Accept there are people far more intelligent than you" . This is why you want someone to lose there 401k?? hahahaha that's harsh and uncalled for.

I'm team /asymptomatic/

>>18225270
Everything is fine anon!

>>18233283
Cope cuck

>>18229267
>>18229267

this

>>18234465

>>18230666
Nah, it's not something you can print your way out of. Bank bailouts literally don't matter at this point.