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Method of Contagion Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:32:23 2020 No.18225275 [Reply] [Original]

Do we know how it spreads? Do you get it by typing *coof* "cough" or "infection?" Can you catch it by being replyed to by an infected poster? By replying to an infected poster? This is getting out of control

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:35:35 2020 No.18225335 >>18225275 Rumor has it, (you)s to infected. Maintain proper shitpost distancing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:35:53 2020 No.18225339 >>18225275 Jannies just need a reason to kill us all

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:36:36 2020 No.18225348 File: 9 KB, 471x391, lmaoooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18225295 Imagine being long today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:36:37 2020 No.18225349 Love watching the world burn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:36:53 2020 No.18225353 File: 154 KB, 729x638, 1569396931053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18225275 That picture is so fucking awesome. If you showed that to someone 35 years ago they would ask you if its from the upcoming bladerunner sequel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:37:03 2020 No.18225357 File: 142 KB, 218x385, Screenshot_2020-03-14 Quarantine Police with GUNS Wuhan Coronavirus Covid-19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18225335 I plan on surviving this uninfected myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:37:35 2020 No.18225378 >>18225335 Good thing i only post absolute shit and uninteresting comments. I’ll be safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:38:05 2020 No.18225386 >>18225353 >That picture is so fucking awesome Maybe to you zoomers. It's blatantly terrifying to the rest of us

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:38:41 2020 No.18225404 /k/'s research is that giving (You)s to the infected infects you. There's about a ten post incubation period before you show symptoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:59:39 2020 No.18225782 >>18225386 why? you afraid of dying or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:01:48 2020 No.18225816 >>18225226 read the whitepaper

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:01:57 2020 No.18225818 Hmmm...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:04:08 2020 No.18225862 >>18225404 Let's see. >>18225834 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:04:41 2020 No.18225877 File: 207 KB, 596x1008, 1585459582231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18225834 HE'S HERE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:11:29 2020 No.18226012 Replying to make sure I'm still uncontaminated. Zero (you)s will be given from here on out

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:12:34 2020 No.18226037 Good thing I’m not infected with the coof cough cough

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:12:48 2020 No.18226045 File: 113 KB, 1280x696, 93139C6E-D416-4D69-AABD-0777A1869CC3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The cells are safu!

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:17:02 2020 No.18226124

>>18225353
This virus means the end of the previous post cold war era. It's like Chernobyl was for the cold war. OP's image captures this really well.

This virus will speed up the process of automation, remote working, etc. Unemployment will skyrocket.
Hyperinflation created by the oldschool central banks will force people to the crypto markets.
The VR industry will explode with the masses sitting at home. Valve has shown us, how a REAL VR title would look like.
The demand for artifical sex-substitute products will skyrocket. This is the golden age of camwhoring, or the porn industry in general.

We'll entering the cyberpunk era, frens. With a global epidemic that's been possibly artifically created in China. Reading news is already like reading some kind of a cyberpunk lore now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:17:12 2020 No.18226127 https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/fsqb44/jessica_khater_of_celsius_netwok_forbs_top_30/ kek redditors defend her in this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:17:16 2020 No.18226130 First time Posting today, so I should be not green

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:21:27 2020 No.18226211 I'm curious to see if I got it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:26:52 2020 No.18226325 Buffing out potential incubation period

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:27:42 2020 No.18226339 If you want it, reply to a zalgotext name or a green post and keep posting wherever you want. It should show up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:49:35 2020 No.18226727 >>18226009 Fuck (you)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:52:09 2020 No.18226758 >>18222048 Cooooof

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:52:21 2020 No.18226761 stop coofing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:52:39 2020 No.18226765 File: 41 KB, 680x793, 1585723529223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:54:21 2020 No.18226800 I'm not getting infected

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:55:16 2020 No.18226813 coof coof sorry I drank water the wrong way

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:56:37 2020 No.18226837 File: 495 KB, 1280x1369, 661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:56:45 2020 No.18226840 File: 221 KB, 1280x1811, 20190124.springfield_mama_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18222748 stay with us anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:56:47 2020 No.18226841 Don't reply to anyone and you'll be squeaky clean

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:57:52 2020 No.18226865 >>18225357 Me and the boys, about to help cure friendly coofers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:59:16 2020 No.18226886 >>18225275 It spread really fast last night jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:00:57 2020 No.18226916 >>18225335 Other way around, (you)s from infected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:19:26 2020 No.18227246 >>18226916 Let's test... Am I asymptomatic still?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:19:52 2020 No.18227254 you need to reply a infected

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:23:24 2020 No.18227321 [DELETED]

>>18227252
I'm saying this is the start of the SOXL golden bull run and I am selling puts. I'm moving 100k into my account for more collateral. The premium on SOXL is so high that you can average about 20k a month selling monthly expiring puts with the 100k. And since it's the golden bull run it's basically free money. Theta gang. Bearfags are now my paypigs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:24:15 2020 No.18227331 >>18227254 Test.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:24:18 2020 No.18227333 File: 23 KB, 360x360, download (56).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18227212 >>18227227 >hehe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:25:28 2020 No.18227353 >>18227322 Asymptomatic*

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:25:34 2020 No.18227356 all my favorite stuff is from the 90s though is... is my taste shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:26:09 2020 No.18227372 AAAHHHHH IM COOFING!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:26:37 2020 No.18227379 >>18227350 Im ready for coronachan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:27:16 2020 No.18227389 File: 156 KB, 1396x785, 41a29bcd-7314-437f-a917-ee0bf8dc5376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18226325 still not infected

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:29:15 2020 No.18227418 What happens when the box goes solid green? Do we die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:36:12 2020 No.18227542 a literal nothing burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:36:52 2020 No.18227552 >>18225275 Wot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:39:57 2020 No.18227607 >>18225275 test

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 12:26:36 2020 No.18228446 >>18225275 Am I still ok.. This thread is dangerously infected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 12:29:06 2020 No.18228499 Updated still uninfected COOOOOOOOF reporting in

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:29:28 2020 No.18229651 >>18227246 How my doing now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:34:44 2020 No.18229746 >>18229718 You can literally see his penis. That's a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:34:52 2020 No.18229749 File: 620 KB, 628x553, Screenshot_2020-04-01 maxresdefault jpg (JPEG Image, 1280 × 720 pixels) - Scaled (79%).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18227389 still not infected

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:34:56 2020 No.18229750 >>18229483 bitcoin is a ponzi scheme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:35:04 2020 No.18229752 >>18229651 I was infected on pc. Can you be infected phonepoosting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:36:43 2020 No.18229780 >>18229752 Good question... phonefag since '09 here, but I'm maintaining proper shitpost distancing, so i can't say for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:38:19 2020 No.18229821 This is getting scary guys Guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:39:23 2020 No.18229849 >>18229720 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:46:13 2020 No.18229996 ACHOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:55:58 2020 No.18230174 Test

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:06:40 2020 No.18230373 >>18225275 im not infected

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:09:39 2020 No.18230436 Coof test

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:11:32 2020 No.18230474

I can't believe this crap! Everyone sitting in there houses cause the democraps foisted a fake virus tonhurt TRUMP2020MAGA! Parking the rv at Wal-Mart this week and laughing at all the libtardds in masks. I'm not infected. I don't know anybody thats infected. What everybody needs is a mandatory class on the constitution!!!!!! Israel! MAGA! Its all a bunch of bull crap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:33:37 2020 No.18230935 >>18230818 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:33:51 2020 No.18230945 >>18230818 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:36:13 2020 No.18230995 >>18230498 How to get emoji?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:45:00 2020 No.18231175 >>18225275 Tell me anon, am i sick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:07:12 2020 No.18231624 >>18226124 Reading news right now is like looking at the toilet paper drawings, they're all the same each day even though other stuff is happening like economic ministers asking for donations and jumping on railtracks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:08:59 2020 No.18231656 >>18230818 with faggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:12:33 2020 No.18231731 hahahaha how the fuck is this virus real nigga like just don't post hahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:15:04 2020 No.18231781 OH SHIT STAKING CONFIRMED AT 22:45 IN THE VIDEO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:19:41 2020 No.18231855 File: 98 KB, 2176x1192, jx14it5jcjm11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18225275 Don't Coof on Me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:22:57 2020 No.18231919 >>18225834 Is that right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:24:33 2020 No.18231944 >>18231795 I don't know anon, you still seem to have symptoms to me...

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:25:27 2020 No.18231962
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>18225275
see >18225335
>2020
>Giving people (YOU)s so you can get corona-chan
WEEWWWWWW

Also the infected aren't only the green ones but also the ones with the anonymous is starting to look strange. Best way is to just not give (YOU)s

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:26:25 2020 No.18231981 >>18225834 >>18226009 >>18226856 >>18226884 >>18227212 >>18227227 >>18227322 >>18227335 >>18227350 FUCK CRYPTOMEMES FUCK ZOOMERS FUCK GAMBLERS FUCK BULLS

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