/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's funny

>>18217574
>Certainly not a scandal worthy of 500 threads in a 24 hour period.
what else would you expect on an incel board? 4chan has always been like this once women are involved.

Incels gonna incel. Also delphi paid pajeets on fiverr with a rupees to spam a.script.

Have you read the article
Sergay gave them SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE TREASURY to manage
To a company where a literal whore out of university of miami manages 300$ millions of the company's assets

>>18217612
No pussy is worth that much.

>>18217574
Vitalik sends his regards

>>18217574
>Average methsturbation session is 6 hours

It's coz Celcius is run by glow niggers.

>>18217574
>lasted for about 6 hours or so
Must have been one person, who then went to sleep.

>>18217574
>people erupting in laughter in unison at massive scandal
>OMG WHATS HAPPENING??

Is there any life form with a lower IQ than a linkoid?

>>18217659
>Must have been one person
You mean timezone. The American one.

>>18217574
It's not organic discussion, but it's not a conspiracy either
All an event like that takes is 3 or 4 seething NEETs resetting their routers all day

>>18217662
Literally this. All the spamming was done organically because that shit was funny as fuck. I haven't laughed that much in weeks.

>>18217574
This latest scandal has done it for me. I’ve endured 2 years of sybil fud, toilet fud, JSON parser memes, fake google pnd, 700k dumps, literal dump to zero, fake partnerships (looking at you MOAB), the same slides over and over, stiff competition arriving (BAND, Tellor, UMAprotocol). I’ve endured it all, but this was the straw that broke the camels back. The Link dream is dead friends. We will go down in history as one of the most epic meme campaigns, but unfortunately reality has caught up with us. It was nice knowing you all, I wish you all good luck.

It was pretty lame all things considered.

Chainlink is a scam and is going to 0

>but muh derivatives

The derivatives bubble is going to pop and is going to zero

>But muh grillion dollar industry

going to zero.

only REAL value from people working and making things is worth jack shit. The only real store of value is physical gold and silver.

Isn't she a just a loan officer? Aren't most female loan officers just roasties with 2 years community college?

Is it blockfolio?

>>18217699
Check her forbes article 30 under 30

>>18217727

>>18217574
It's amusing but some of the worst fud in a while.

>>18217693
This.

>>18217574
OK dumbass, but much less then your assumption.
The bulletin arrived but I didn’t take it seriously.
Most , obviously did and acted.
FWIW 9 out of 10 people are home, 2 of 10 are able to work remotely.
80-90 % of the population has no work.
So much free time and potential home working forces. Jobless Autist shine in this situation. Are you shocked. ?

>>18217574
>50% self-fudding linkies
The type who spam pasta like >This latest scandal has done it for me. I’ve endured 2 years of sybil fud...
Gatekeeping mechanism to scare off the newest of the newfags and the coronachan tourists

>25% vocal minority of vindictive anti-LINK discord trannies
This is the actual mentally ill type who were actively doxing, aggressively stalking and compiling images, twisting information like >muh $300million of assets, sending links to the porn video to the thot's friends and family and other companies, all in order to try and damage LINK by association.

>25% onlookers dogpiling in because of tribalism and for the lulz
including other tribal bagholder groups like bsvjeets, xrpcucks, the nulink scam discord, etc etc.
also because of legit repulsion concerning roastie mobility in the workplace unrelated to Chainlink

>>18217586
This + bored anons because quarantine = lots of repetitive posts.

>>18217859
completely accurate.

It's just funny that any company that is announced to be involved with chainlink immediately goes under the microscope of link marines

Be careful who you have as part of your staff

what the fuck did you expect

>>18217771
Yes. So she's just a back-office loan servicer team lead roastie, but for a high end crypto lender. Which means she manages a team of brainlet paper pushers to try and get docs signed fast. A step above call center manager.

>>18217908
they dive in looking for good news and breadcrumbs and if they find something like this, actively fud their own investment. You can't lose if you're a linkie, you just win.

>>18217680
This

>>18217574
no idea who was behind it but i know who was behind the pump: Sirgay Nazafag.

>>18217949
>nah bro, it doesn;t what she has no morolas brah, she just manages 700 Million stinkeys brah, dont be a misoginist brah, what haven't you ever been a wageslave for a call center roastie moloch worshipping kikess demon? Pass me the latte brah!

>The jessicaspam this morning was easily the largest, most concentrated, most coordinated torrent of thread spam I've ever seen during my 4 years on /biz/.
Then you haven't been here for four years

>>18217955
Checked and kek

Literally and fundamentally

>>18217834
>80-90 % of the population has no work.
You can't be serious? No way in hell is unemployment 10-20%?

>>18217574
>certainly not a scandal worthy of 500 threads in a 24 hour period
Linkoid is retarded

>>18217574
>Discord fud group? Something more sinister? Were they sliding a bombshell breadcrumb?

You fucking nailed. Also this thread will like get 404'ed. There have been at least 2 now discussing the Mossad/IDF connections basically the entire Celsius team that vanished into thin air. Also every thread containing real discussion and actual LINK integrations with serious companies have 404'ed since at least Feb possibly farther back.

We are in the end game mother fuckers hold on the fuck on. It has nothing to do with some some women that did a paid fuck gig 4 years ago. She used her real name HER REAL NAME man. Ask yourself how long was she with Celsius? She was the perfect choice to elevate to this position as it targeted users here and honestly she is a sexy face to pull in money. She is marketing. I watched the video and it was awkward as fuck she couldn't get out of her head for the most part and was thinking the whole time, and it was all forced, she wasn't immersed in the sex. Honestly she would be an amazing fuck if it was natural though, besides the point. The whole thing was fishy and I could put it together. People knew we would research this woman with our weaponized autism and find that video. That was clearly intentional.

Remember how the board reacted over the Shibari bitch from Holochain? There is a massive concerted effort to destroy LINK's credibility among the users on this board. We are basically the only ones who care at this point. We have massive integrations all finally converging and coming together. Crypto is the LAST thing on normal people's minds right now. Its hard to fully explain but the demolition of economy was planned for a new system to rise in its place.

Mods are completely co-opted as well. I would make a well thought out post linking everything together but it will get deleted quick. I might do it anyway. I've never been so god damn sure SOMETHING is actually going to happen soon.

>>18218446
The thing is, with EMINENT, Baseline Protocol, integration by Oracle Enterprise Blockchain as well as Google, it's really not possible to legitimitely FUD Chainlink anymore...so why would anyone bother trying to?

Where the fuck are all celsius threads discussing their dubious hiring choices

>>18217574
It stopped suddenly because mods starting shutting it down

>>18218446
Based, those were good threads. I'm very bullish after finding out that Sergey is using a Mossad front to bank out of. Shows that the project is serious about working with major players.

>>18218489
They do it for the rupees.

>>18217574
it seemed pretty organic to me. a bunch of incels freaking out about a woman having sex on camera. the sun rises, water is wet, etc.

>>18218489

Its true but you can still keep out new blood and maybe spook new holders enough if you repeat the same bullshit. A lot of people honestly don't understand what they are truly holding. Even with all the things you mentioned you can try and convince people they aren't real and destroy credibility in other ways. We know its real but only because we have been around awhile.

None of it has completely materialized yet and is still speculation on our part but when you have 957389572398578 pieces of speculation all pointing to institutional use and progress its hard to deny. There will become a point none of this can be denied but as I said we aren't there yet, but its why I feel we are clearly in the last inning, bases fully loaded, waiting for a key player to slam it out of the park. It could still be 2-3 years until we see "fuck you" money but the bull run of all bull runs is closing in and fast.

I suspect double digit link within 12 months 30-50, it will deflate a bit and then shortly after BTC will go in its run pulling the whole market up with it.

>>18217693
if derivatives is going to 0 then we're entering mad max world

>>18217574
Also to avoid losing information you find in these threads by refreshing to see if new posts were made simply open a new duplicate tab and you will know if it got 404'ed. Mean while you will have the previous one open with some of the posts still there and you can screen shot or save things for later research. I personally use a note pad it works well

i wish i could fap on some executive chick that sucked dick fo internship from my fav coin

Would make me feel better about investment choices

>>18218695
There is the Microsoft conference coming up in April and smartcon in may

>>18217574
>coordinated
You're delusional

>>18218772
>>18218772
Smart ID on DLT
ID2020.org

Microsoft/Earnest and Young/Baseline Protocol
https://www.coindesk.com/microsoft-ey-and-consensys-present-new-way-for-big-biz-to-use-public-ethereum

ISDA Guidelines
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonbrett/2019/12/19/congress-considers-federal-crypto-regulators-in-new-cryptocurrency-act-of-2020/#7dd45b165fcdes
https://www.isda.org/2019/10/16/isda-smart-contracts/

Maersk Supply Chain
https://investor.maersk.com/board-directors

Swift confirmation(video)
https://twitter.com/TheLinkMarine1/status/1174434578943107073

Crypto-Currency Act of 2020(Decentralized Oracles)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonbrett/2019/12/19/congress-considers-federal-crypto-regulators-in-new-cryptocurrency-act-of-2020/#7dd45b165fcd

Central Bank Digital Currencies(CBDC) R3
https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaeldelcastillo/2020/03/25/trillion-dollar-stimulus-jumpstarts-project-to-issue-central-bank-currency-on-ethereum/#7e687a9447bc
https://www.ecb.europa.eu/paym/intro/publications/pdf/ecb.mipinfocus191217.en.pdf

FED NOW(Instant settlement) Ctrl+ISO20022 standard
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/files/other20190805a1.pdf

>>18218772
>>18217574

MediLedger/Pharma
Pg 31

https://www.docdroid.net/pIudrF8/mediledger-dscsa-pilot-project-final-report.pdf#page=4

Google

https://www.forbes.com/sites/hanktucker/2019/06/13/google-integrates-cryptocurrency-project-with-new-blockchain-oracle/#1b3628a061dd

Oracle
Pg 13
https://static.rainfocus.com/oracle/owlonglobal2020/sess/1573096232255001Jv5j/PF/LHT1056-LON%20-%20What%27s%20New%20in%20Oracle%20Blockchain%20Platform_1581179085443001RUQO.pdf
Finance/Securities
https://provenance.io/
BaaS(Smart Contract/application construction)
https://provide.services/

>>18218772
Also SmartCon was delayed due to Corona, did they set another date for May then? Link on the Microsoft conference?

>>18217574
>most coordinated
>spam
>whox's behind this

Says the linkposter who is working for sirgay and where a posts are paid

>>18218942
No I didn’t know it was delayed. “Connected Smart Contracts: Azure Blockchain” it also got postponed

>>18217612
is this legit anons? I have been reading the threads and this fucking FUD has made my hands tremble a bit. Been holding since 20 cents.

>>18218446
Paid poster

>>18219051
Me? I'm just a dude that is accumulating non-stop I don't give a fuck if you buy, sell, or suck fat dick. I have no agenda. Seriously sell everything or buy 100K I honestly don't care. I'm just passing off info as I find it

>>18219046
yup. sell

>>18217574
/biz/ is now a Link fud echo chamber, it's as simple as that.

This type of concentrated effort happens all the time, see pic.

>>18217586
That and this board is low traffic.
You fags think that was discord spam that anons were interested in a 24yo porn thot "managing" $300mm? You obviously don't spend time on a real board that actually gets spammed, like /pol/.

>>18219990
that's a man
and i'd fuck him

>>18218695
You can use "update". It doesn't always work because this site sucks donkey dick, but at least it won't 404 you.

>>18217586
/thread

what are you guys buying on open? is it too late to cash in on the dip

>>18221034
>>18221066
you fucking /biz/niggers recommending this all the time I lost a stupid amount of money trading this shit. fuck you

>>18221034
I trade these, options here in scandinavia sucks, but the certificates are great, just don't hold them overnight because when the trading stops, the value is locked and your overnight hold will have less value.

>>18218524
>Shows that the project is serious about working with major players.

With a big shot called Nuke Goldstein How could they fail.

>>18219157
Is it High IQ that the More FUD the More I want to buy.

>>18217574
If you have many linkies you may get into oral negotiations with her and see if she satisfies all your requirements before you finally deposit in her.

Are you a simp by any chance?

>>18217574
You know, sometimes you have to open the eyes of blind people, my friend. We all live here on this same planet and a lot of us work very hard - wagecuckin 24/7 - bloody hands and then there is this other side of this world. This side where people are showered with wealth while elsewhere people are starving.
When I see people who sleep one's way up to the top, graduate from uncorrelated courses of study (design) and are then ultimately highly praised by society for their achievements, then my view of humanity and many others spins. The CEO of Mc Donalds was fired because he started a relationship with an employee. Here, somebody is managing hundreds of millions and has absolutely no technical knowledge. Do you want more people to lose their life savings and doubt the justice of the world? Think about it.

We are all in this together bros

Heh Sergey is diversified into porn. Bullish for incels?

>>18219157
Here's just a small example of the fud campaign that went on yesterday.

Yes, all of these were just from yesterday (open the image in a new tab to see the full res).
And there were more of these posted yesterday than shown in pic.

Jewish girls love to use their erotic big noses to attract friendly Russian scammers. What's their endgame?

>>18222715
This is just a standard discord tranny op mang.

Jessica fud isn't even chainlink fud kek. Imagine being daddy kike trying to use your daughter as bait for goyim

Here I am praying for an actual happening while waiting for chainlink to moon and sipping some brandy

>>18222762
KEK

>>18218489
>with EMINENT, Baseline Protocol, integration by Oracle Enterprise Blockchain as well as Google, it's really not possible to legitimitely FUD Chainlink anymore...
>so why would anyone bother trying to?

That's how echo chambers work; the people in it become detached from reality and are delusional about their impact.
Just look at the massive fud wave yesterday; easily one of the biggest happenings for /biz/ that I've seen since 2016.
And then Link pumped.

/biz/ is to the market like Twitter is to US politics.

>>18217574
cum money

>>18222777
Checked going to make it. We're all in this together

kek

test to check my *coof* levels

This entire thread makes zero sense to me. Ive been in bed for the past 15 hours. Seriously wtf is going on? Who is this roastie? What she do to my stinkers? Sauce?

>>18222824
Kike pornstar got inserted into Israeli project and discord trannies cannot stop seething

>>18222793
They're only posting here for the explicit purpose of removing you from your linkies

>>18217574
only in crypto can you be a porn star and somehow get hired to manage $300M portfolio
crypto is a fucking scam man

Not sure if I prefer Jessica or Nico posting

>>18222871
Yeah in traditional finance she'd have to conceal that shit

>>18222905
So he lost nearly 3% of his wealth today

how low is the dow gonna go today?
I don't want to lose any more money.

>>18222824
>Link partners with Celsius, one of the biggest crypto lenders in the world, whose ceo invented VoIP
>one of Celsius' back-office pawns did a porn once
>Link fudders are convinced this is very bad for Chainlink, they flood /biz/ and crypto twitter
>Link pumps

>>18222887
>>18222871
She's a back-office stooge, she doesn't call any shots.

See pic here >>18222932

>>18222962
>>18222928
>>18222894

>>18222840
>>18222949

Thanks frens. This is hilarious

>>18222806
Based af

>>18217574
I posted several threads just for the keks, you haven't seen what a real Chainlink FUD raid looks like (pic related)

>>18223943
>>18223973

Sneed

>>18223749
Your pic just shows random shitposting.

Yesterday was an actual flood of desperate attempts to spin the Celsius partnership into actual bad news.

>>18224138
>Of course it's organic, too much creativity to not be.
lmao, see >>18222715

>>18217574
I don’t know why the others did it but ill tell you why i did:

I never held link neither would i ever but i liked reading through the link threads just for the lolz. Most coins seem scetchy to me and everytime i tried to reason with linker i just got back the same “no-linker detected “ (yous).

The jess thing was a pretty funny way to make fun of something that so many people here are obsessed with. You can’t possibly not find the whole situation funny.

>uhhh..business...uh,finance?Something like that :^3..

>>18224274
>this much cope he didn't buy in at 20 cents

>>18222048
I coof please daddy

>>18224488
>IS THIS FUD FOR ANT?! I can't see what it says
It literally says in my post to open the image in a new tab.
4channel throttles the resolution.

>the one where its all double spaced and says PROVEN FAKE after each integratio
Oh man, someone should make a collage of those.

Here's an older fud collage: >>18219157

>>18224274
>The jess thing was a pretty funny way to make fun of something
The only funny part was Link pumping after a full day of fud spam.

>>18224488
Why the fuck this nigga got green box for

>>18222806
Who is this semen demen?

>>18225267
This. I also shit on streets, lifestyle choice, and live the dream in Mumbai.

>>18217574
Shit was getting slammed on /pol as well, usually barely in context.

>>18217949
unironically this. it's what my fiancee does at a very large mortgage lender.

>>18217574
/biz/ has been dead for months
finally a minor happening
what do you expect

I know her and the person that hired her and they knew she did porn a long while ago and do not care

>>18226098
dont believe u

>>18226169
She was at my apt a few weeks ago for a pregame. my roommates sister went to UM and knows her well. Its really funny because she was at fucking Davos a few months back as if shes a player and she literally had poor enough judgement to do porn.

A linktard complaining about thrwad spam.
The ultimate NPC irony.

>>18218446
based schizo

>>18218626
some poltards literally sold their link because of this

>>18227916
Just kill yourself anon you already have the coof.

>>18217574
It's just more ammo against chainlink. The discord FUDers and reddit fags want link to fail so they spam the catalogue.
Also this >>18217586
An actual whore pornstar getting placed in a high up position is genuinely a clown world tier development.

>>18222861
>They're only posting here for the explicit purpose of removing you from your linkies
If only they realised that I'm LITERALLY NEVER SELLING. What part of DIDN'T READ NEVER SELLING do the shills not understand?

>>18217586
Really just this, spent 30 minutes doing 2-3 memes yesterday, linkies are the most sensitive simps on this board so it's easy to make them lolcow

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>>18217693
This. Fiat is based off of fairy farts and rainbows. It's dying, and it was always meant to on purpose, because the wealth transfer when a new currency comes out of this based on actual stores of value, was designed by (((them))) to destroy the middle class and further create a wealth disparity between the poor masses and the shadowy elites who have always been ruling at the top. This is simple enslavement yet on a complex global scale heretofore unseen in human history.

>>18222932
>>18222949
>back-office stooge
>Head of Institutional Lending
Errr anons....

>>18217574
It was organic retard

>>18230293
I still think it was a bunch of incels. But maybe someone payed rajneesh and co to fud.