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DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THE SPREAD.
DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS.
HIDE GREEN POSTERS
DO NOT LOOK AT GREEN POSTERS

SUIT UP ANONS, THE INFECTION IS HERE. I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH HAZMAT SUITS.

WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE TO MAKING IT.
ALL THE FUD.
ALL THE HODLING.
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS.
SUIT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.

FLATTEN
THE
CURVE

>> No.18218674
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>> No.18218676

coof

>> No.18218677

>>18218666
IF YOU OPEN IMAGES THEY CAN INFECT YOU. DO NOT OPEN IMAGES FROM SQUIGGLY NAMES AND GREENPOSTERS

>> No.18218686

>>18218666
>666
fuck fuck fuck

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>>18218674

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>>18218690
FUCK THEY'RE HERE
SUIT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW ANONS

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>>18218717
LAST DROP
I'M BUGGING OUT

>> No.18218749

It isn't real, the whole thing is a psyop, it's a cover up for something else.

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>>18218666

>> No.18218762
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heres to the corona, may it crash the housing market

>> No.18218764

>>18218674
BASED

>> No.18218767
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>> No.18218782

>>18218666
Satan trips! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE EVERYONE PANIC!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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>>18218787
FUCK YOU!!!

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Fuck, what's the difference between green posters and anons who just have fucked up names but no green? Is one spreaders and the other passive carriers?

>> No.18218823

>>18218787
coofers are worse than coomers

>> No.18218831

>>18218666
.

>> No.18218852

>>18218841
your duck is gonna die

>> No.18218853

>>18218825
how to get green?

>> No.18218855

>>18218844
double green?

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>>18218666

>> No.18218871

>>18218844
Are you ok there bud? Looking a little green around the gills.

>> No.18218872
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>>18218844
>>18218859
WITNESS ME

>> No.18218873

>>18218864
wtf

>> No.18218874

>>18218666
Fuck u Faggot

>> No.18218878

>>18218864

>> No.18218884

>>18218844
F

>> No.18218901
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>>18218841
t-test. I hope you didn't infect me already

>> No.18218916
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18218916

IF YOU SEE GREEN:
STOP!
DO NOT READ.
DO NOT REPLY.
THEY WILL TRY TO HIT YOU WITH A NUCLEAR OPTION. PIC RELATED HAS BEEN SAFELY CONTAINED FOR SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATION.

>>18218810
keep running tests and let us know Doc, we've got anons lives on the line here.

>> No.18218959

Am I green now?

>> No.18218998

>>18218864
>>18218844
WEAPONS FREE. SHOOT TO KILL

>> No.18219003

>>18218934
FUCK

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>>18218844
lad...quit touching your face

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>>18219008

>> No.18219026

>>18218844
>>18218864
test>>18219008

>> No.18219031

Oh god.... what if i have it? Im immune compromised!

>> No.18219035

>>18219008
mask up buds.

>> No.18219052 [DELETED] 

Then kill yourself

>> No.18219064
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>>18218666
>666
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.18219089

>>18219062
You bastard! I cant die now.... all my longs....

>> No.18219106

>>18219008
don't sniiz and coof on me dude

>> No.18219112

>>18218666
checked
I wish I had see this first
is it to late for me?

>> No.18219124

doomed.... everything is doomed.....

>> No.18219137

>>18218787
>>18218825
>>18218844
>>18218864
>>18219008
>>18219062
>>18219098
>>18219102
being green on /biz/ is a godbless, we must spread this bullish flag everywhere!

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>>18218807
same
feels good man

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>>18219089
>>18219106
>>18219112
>>18219124
I HAVE RECEIVED UPDATED GUIDANCE FROM THE CHAN DISEASE CENTER TO HELP ANONS ACTIVELY QUARANTINE SUSPECTED THREATS.

>> No.18219173

IS COOFING A BUY OR SELL SIGNAL

>> No.18219184
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SHPHEAK OF THE DEVIL, AND HE SHALL APPEAR

>> No.18219188
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>>18219008
How do you get infected? Do you reply to green posters?

>> No.18219189

>>18219173
green means BUY

>> No.18219195

>>18219188
You need to do social distancing
Dont talk to them dont let them talk to you

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>>18219178
>>18219179

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18219231

>>18218844
Yo gimme that

>> No.18219233
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ANON, I...

>> No.18219250

Corona chan, please! Corona chan kiss me!!

>> No.18219257 [DELETED] 

>>18219185
give me hulk strength

>> No.18219258

>>18219242
Wtf why am I not infected

>> No.18219265

This is bullish for chainlink

>> No.18219281

>>18218666
bullish

>> No.18219286
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>He left the house for groceries?
>coof on it

>> No.18219291

>>18219258
i'm not infected either. gonna keep trying, I'm sure someone will coof coof on us eventually.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

>> No.18219303

*coof*

>> No.18219309

>>18219285
damn you are fucked up. You have a hazard symbol and Fucked up characters in your name.

>> No.18219315

>>18218666
Checked.

>> No.18219334 [DELETED] 

>>18219257
i dont know what this does>>18219169
>>18219280
>>18219220
>>18219198
>>18219207
leasdjalsjdkasadasd>>18219207
>>18219213
>>18219214
>9
>>18219105
>>18219076

>> No.18219335

I feel fine

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>>18219300
CHECKED. IF THE PAJEETS GET INFECTED THIS WHOLE BOARD IS DONE FOR.
FOLLOW THE CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS ANONS >>18219160

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You coofers need to get the fuck out of here. Right fucking now.

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>>18219955
Disgusting coofers should go die
t. actual diagnosed coronavirus person

>> No.18220030

Don't open any images. Just hover!!!! Coofers passing viral load through images

>> No.18220167

I think it's possible that this pandemic will affect the economy...

>> No.18220233 [DELETED] 

>>18219400
did you think you can tag people with @? Seriously?

>> No.18220235 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
Test

>> No.18220238 [DELETED] 

>>18220208
>>18220128
>>18220112
probably meant x20 leveraged certs, worse than coke my frens

>> No.18220243 [DELETED] 

>>18220212
nah i don't care. i lose no sleep from futures. also i'm not getting up until power hour tomorrow.

>> No.18220249 [DELETED] 

>>18220221
what kind of coconut-eating, slave-owning, rotten banana republic do you come from anon

>> No.18220283

*coof* *coof*

>> No.18220315

TEST

>> No.18220371 [DELETED] 

you’re green If you hold eth

>> No.18220379

>>18218674
??

>> No.18220388 [DELETED] 

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TEST

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I'M PINK DA BA DEE DA BA DIE

>> No.18220407

>>18218864
wont stop the crabs

>> No.18220409 [DELETED] 

>>18219247
This one's absolutely fucking reeking of it, kill it before it spreads!

>> No.18220412 [DELETED] 

>>18220299
Imagine the smell

>> No.18220413

Huh?

>> No.18220439

Sticking your head in the sand isn't going to help

>> No.18220448

>>18218704
So if i reply i get?

>> No.18220475

>>18220448
Test>>18220420
>>18220390
>>18220349
>>18220320

>> No.18220513

: )

>> No.18220516

>>18220482
I want to get infected. please, anons, cough on my bussy. Make me green.

>> No.18220558

The fuck is this now? What about my 4channel investments?

>> No.18220568

>>18220516
eww bugchasers on /biz/, what has the world come to

>> No.18220779

>>18220027
We both got dubs so...
*teleports 1.5m behind you and shoots you*
Nothing personnel....... kid

>> No.18220784

>>18219008
Coof?

>> No.18220859

>>18218666
It's all fake so far I haven't seen a single screen cap of an infected post. There's something gookmoot isn't tellings us. stop hoarding (you)s it's a nothing burger.

>> No.18220954 [DELETED] 

Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey… Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey… Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey.

What’s-a, what’s-a, what’s-a, what’s-a, what’s-a, what’s-a, what’s-a, what’s-a, what’s up, NCOVCONNEEEEEEEEEEEECT!

Hey, hey, hey, everybody, my name is Xing-Ji Ye and I am coming from Wuhan, China! You can now stop thinking about the flu, because you have a new virus - NCOV.

Let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys. And let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it. The world is not anymore the way it used to be, mm mm, mm, no, no, noh!
Faith and belief is the one thing we will need to be able to change the world. And right now, I believe, that in this room, we have the seed, that’s gonna germinate, and that is going to explode, into an amazing opportunity for us to change this entire world!

NCOVCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT! WOOOoo… NCOVCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!

>> No.18220956

>>18218717
Hope I’m not to late

>> No.18221119

Am I healthy yet?

>> No.18221352
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18221352

Stay safe

>> No.18221501
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LOOK AT ALL THAT GREEN

>> No.18221531

>>18219031
What's going on with green stuff? Only green I see are ZANO and OGN.

>> No.18221629

we green now

>> No.18221671

Lurk and live ya fucking losers.

>> No.18221813

>>18218787
It’s just the flu. We’ll be open again by Easter.

>> No.18221816

>>18218844
Checked and Wrecked

>> No.18221817

ASYMPTOMATIC SPREADERS EXIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18221834
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>>18218666
I'M GONNA COCOOOOOON

>> No.18221837

Oh god i hope I'm not infected... I can't take ANOTHER loss...

>> No.18221841 [DELETED] 

>>18221772
fuck

>> No.18221842

>>18218762
coof
how long until the housing market crashes

>> No.18221856

>>18218666
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY 4CHAN

>> No.18222476

>>18218864
COOF

>> No.18222508

>>18218844
Aids

>> No.18222515

>>18219291
Sneeze

>> No.18222526 [DELETED] 
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I am simply too based to get the Shanghai Shivers

>> No.18222527

>>18222191
Give me chink aids

>> No.18222542
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>>18218666
They're not always green, sometimes it's just weird corruption around their name.

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>>18218752
Nothing but green dildos

>> No.18222546

>>18218690
PERKELE

>> No.18222547 [DELETED] 

>>18219992
shill me the next bitcoin microcap

>> No.18222548 [DELETED] 

cant infect me, my immune system is impenetrable, years of eating dirt both locally and on my travels has made me immune to sickness

>> No.18222557

>>18218666
What am I?

>> No.18222558

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGERS

>> No.18222594

>>18218901
Hnnnng she isn't wearing any underwear.. oh god.. I aAAAAAAAAH

>> No.18222597

>>18218844
cheers

>> No.18222627

:)

>> No.18222653

Rollan to see if I'm sick.

>> No.18222654

>>18218666
doing my part satan

>> No.18222684
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>>18218666
Everything will be alright

>> No.18222686
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18222686

infected me senpai

>> No.18222810

>>18222407
I'm GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK

>> No.18222811

>>18219008
How does this work exactly?

>> No.18222819

>>18218666
chkt