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>>18210069
is that real?

Kill all simps and it's gonna burst.

It is rotund

>>18210069
She’s an assistant. Her only valuable assets are her vapid smile, ability to do makeup well, having a tight body, and bubbly personality.

She doesn’t have overwhelming responsibilities like being the head of institutional lending.

It's always been like this, I don't know why some people are so surprised by it.

>>18210140
Yes I just searched for Jessica's LinkedIn in order to look up her job history. I was immediately swarmed by recommendations of hot thots who are all employed as mid-level executives or executive "assistants". Any profile you click on among those, you are swarmed with more of the same. Unfortunately, this is even bigger than I thought. There is an entire market built around hiring hot thots to upper/mid-level office jobs: executive assistants, account managers, account executives and various derivations of corporate-speak for comfy irrelevant mid to high level office jobs.

>>18210149
What actually needs to happen is laws relaxed. Discrimination laws, occasionally giving a slap and ending up in jail for 10 years, etc. This didn't happen previously because you could just knock a bitch out. Even if it was your daughter or something, if you parented them like people did even 50-70 years ago you would probably end up child protection rekt

>>18210169
Then why do they say that she is? Punish these liars.

>>18210069
Shorting Salesforce brb

>>18210217
Welcome to the real world. Also yes, those girls legit suck cock for real. That's quite literally their job, and they get paid a lot for it.

Its crazy. I looked up one of my girlfriends from school and she's the executive leasing agent for a retail clothing company. Handles all their leases in my country.
She was fucking dumb af when I knew her.

Women are operating on a completely different set of rules. They get better jobs than us with ease.

>>18210220
Fact is, the testosterone levels are like 50 percent as high as they were 60 years ago. If laws get changed, nothing would really happen, some creeps would take advantage of it, that's it. It's over now, it's not gonna be like 70 years ago anymore.

>>18210217
And to add. These women very clearly flaunt their "assets" in their profile pictures. We can speculate whether "looking good" is the only requirement for landing/keeping the job or not, but it's clear there exists an entire market sphere of probably thirsty CEOs, and senior executives hiring attractive women to near pointless, well-paid positions. Don't believe me? Just look up Jessica on LinkedIn and see the other candidates you get in the column. Not saying this is surprising, it's just weird seeing it happen on a platform like LinkedIn, it honestly reminded me more of Seeking Arrangement than anything else.

>>18210217
lmao, and this is big news to you?
it's literally been like this for millennia

>>18210320
If sucking cock is so easy, why haven't you done it, incel?

>>18210364
It's not big news to me. It's just weird seeing it on LinkedIn, usually things like this would happen at "conferences".

women should not be allowed to work.

>>18210217
They're basically corporate prostitutes.

>>18210364

Its not the same. Women were never paid this well for anything before. This is clown world.

At the end of the day, money is life and death. If you have it, you can buy your way out of poverty, buy healthcare etc.

Its not fun tokens to be thrown around at pretty girls in fake jobs. Throw it at them at a strup club maybe. Not in real companies where men should be earning a living.

This whole rotten system is due for death.

>>18210446
It sucks because they are taking business $$$ from your regular guy and not so attractive or openly flaunting girls. Obviously too big to fail corporations can easily afford this.

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How would one go about hiring one like that and fucking her without a threat of lawsuit. There is no risk free way right? At any moment you are at big risk of getting sued or am I missing something? Maybe the CEOs and managers get some blackmail on these thots to make sure they keep it silent or they just have good enough lawyers?

>>18210397
Our society is now nothing more than a party for top 1% financiers and thots. Everybody else loses.

>>18210069
>executive assistant

That’s the PC word for secretary. These bitches are getting loads blown on their faces under some guys desk.

tfw you'll never a big money CEO that can hire pretty ladies as "executive assistants"

I don't even know why this upsets me so much
I'll never have the money, and even if I do, not a single attractive lady would want to be the personal secretary of the ceo of CRYPTONEET LLC

>>18210204
she also manages 1k of my money in several different coins and I am proud of it

>>18210579
This really. If given the chance, not a single one of you would turn down an “assistant” on the companies dime.

>>18210069
As as my cock when I'm balls deep in em

>>18210569
They have their asian and white phd slaves working for them non-stop enabling their lifesyle.

>>18210217
bro they get a notification when you view their profiles

At least if the economy does collapse, woman like this are screwed. It's all fun and games until shareholders demand for the fat to be trimmed.

>>18210655
I'm not logged in. Either way, I don't care.

>>18210655
>OH-EM-GEE, Jessicaaaa, this CREEP called Anon Ymous looked at my profile, he doesn't even have a profile picture! What's a "backend developer" at HP? Is that something in the mail room?
>Ugh he looked at my profile too! Maybe he's some kind of stalker! Let's report him

>>18210725
your virginity is showing

>>18210821
What's your fucking problem pal?
I'm just minding my own business shitposting on biz and here you are offending the vows I made to my 2d wife? Fuck you buddy

>>18210566
Only the creepiest/pushiest ones like Weinstein get problems and it's only because they dicked HUNDREDS of these girls before a few of them got a change of heart.
Most of them are probably happy sucking boomer cocks in five stars hotels once a month.

>>18210566
I mean what is the thot going ti sue him for? Having sex ? I dont think so bro

>>18210069
"executive assistant" = blowjobs

>>18210683
based anon, message them say you coomed to them like a creep

>>18210069
We need to pop the thot bubble, weaponized autism was born for this

>>18210566
The ones that are down to suck dick are going to show up to the interview dressed as such. Women aren’t as dumb as you think when it comes to this kind of arrangement.

>>18210217
Omg this is the biggest prostitution network ever

>>18210885
god this set always makes me rock hard. I'd love to see emma's cheeks get clapped by some fat uggo like Harvey. looks like she enjoys him grabbing her too

>>18210950
Hmm, I wouldn't call it that. It's something like a classier seeking arrangement at worst. It just sucks because they are getting paid more for looking good while most average people work their ass off for nothing despite possibly having better competence.

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>>18210950
I always wondered where they moved to after backpage went down.

>>18210217
>this is new to /biz/lets.

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>>18211017
Here’s a crazy idea. Instead of being an envious bunch of loser low life incels, why not work hard and make a better life for yourselves? Oh wait, you won’t. Because you people are an envious bunch of loser low life incels who hate seeing successful women.

>>18211219
I am. Having a cute secretary to get me coffee and do menial paperwork is one of my goals. I would never have sex with her tho, promiscuity is gross.

>>18210069
didnt realize Thot bubble goes so deep into the corporate world. HOLY SHIT

>>18211255
>day 1: cute secretary got me coffee and did menial paperwork, caught her staring at me in a funny way several times, think she might be into me
>day 2: oh yeah, suck it just like that you little slut, I'm gonna, I'm gonna coooooooooom

>>18211219
how much money for you to suck my cock?

>>18211219
>Here’s a crazy idea. Instead of being an envious bunch of loser low life incels, why not work hard and make a better life for yourselves? Oh wait, you won’t. Because you people are an envious bunch of loser low life incels who hate seeing successful women.

>>18211219
If I could fuck my way to the top too, I would anon

>>18211219
I love seeing successful women, i.e. women who can successfully take my entire dick down their throat and up their vagina

>>18211219
oof. imagine being this level of cringe. IMAGINE what would have to happen to your life so that you would be THIS cringe.

>>18210168
You know it's bad when ethnic men are the most qualified people on the team.

wishing I could just roll up my sleeves and climb the social ladder. Sigh.

>>18210369
>choosing not to suck cocks
>involuntarily celibate
pick 1

>>18210069
Yuge

>>18210069
This has been around since forever where have you fags been? The male version of this shot is to former NCAA/pro sports stars to be a waste of space in your office.

>>18211219
>Here’s a crazy idea. Instead of being an envious bunch of loser low life incels, why not work hard and make a better life for yourselves? Oh wait, you won’t. Because you people are an envious bunch of loser low life incels who hate seeing successful women.

>>18211646
Guys not even engineer positions are safe. I know a girl who studied software engineering. She’s basically completely stupid, posts pictures of her work everyday on Instagram and travels all the time. She’s not really smart nor productive. Her company often sends her to conferences so she can advertise for them. Once when we were out drinking with friends she bragged that she’s a complete gold digger, only dates guys at least 10 years older than her and doesn’t pay a single drink herself. She works for IBM

>>18210140
that's how CEOs roll. They hire directly escorts as assistants so they can fuck them more conveniently. It would be too suspect to make escorts come to their office for a 15 minute blowjob and then make them leave in front of the whole company so they hire them directly in their office

>>18211777
checked. imagine all the "business trips" with your "assistant" lmao

>>18210655
not if you set your parameters in private mode.

>>18210069
>andrea pizzarelli

Thot Bubble Tier List (from personal experience, work in progress)

SS: Facebook HQ (Menlo Park),
S: Salesforce HQ (SF), All LA subsidiaries / media production branches for tech companies
A Tier: Google (NY), Basically any large design or recruiting agency in NY
B Tier: Googleplex (MV), LinkedIn (MV), All remote dev & sales teams.

>>18210069
Average executive assistant salary is $55,300. At top end of the range (such as Netflix, Facebook etc. would certainly be) that'd be around $80,000 or more. With some wink-wink "bonuses" for "good performance" I wouldn't be surprised if they start hitting $100k+ at some of the top corporations.

>>18211917
forgot the pic.

>>18211219
>m-m-muh incels
hi buzzfeed

>>18210676
And then I swoop in with my mercury dimes for blowjobs when the dollar collapses and they aren’t employed anymore

My mum used to be my dads secretary, been together for 25 years. I think this kind of thing is much more common than what people think.

>>18212087

Although to be fair, my mum isn't a thot, but directors dicking their secretaries has been a thing for decades and I don't think SV and high-tech is an exception.

>>18212103
your mom was definitely a thot in her days
probably sucked more dicks than you care to imagine

>>18210069
Executive assistant is fancy speak for secretary. Are you guys only now realizing secretaries are hired based on their looks?

>>18210676
>At least if the economy does collapse, woman like this are screwed. It's all fun and games until shareholders demand for the fat to be trimmed.

Hahahha you retard. You think the CEO and other executives are going to give up their harem of fuck toys? They'll lay off every white guy in sight and move whatever departments are left in the first world to India before they even think of coming to work without their corporate whores.

Even at my ~50 man company some, secretaries are literally ALWAYS thots and the one that licks ass or sucks cock the most gets to stay, doing fuck all.

Meanwhile, I'm making extra hours finishing a key project while a fucking virus is killing boomers left and right and my boss is fucking withhold pay.

And they wonder why men are so angry

>>18212526
reminder that the problem here is MEN allowing this to happen.Their hole purpose in life is to fuck pussies so they try climb the ladders to be in a position where they can fuck roasties.

>>18212526
it's a MAN hiring those cunts and witholding your pay

>>18210069
ITS ALL JUST PORN STARS. THE FINANCE OF THE WORLD IS MANAGED BY PORN STARS AND THOTS.

>>18210204
BRAESDEPDILLED

>>18210069
execute assistant means assistant to the executive, which just means a errand girl for the real assistant
my cousin was one

Never seen so much coping in one thread. Maybe they are actually good at their job and dependable.. Ever think about that?

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>>18212579
I know and I'll have his ass know my worth but I also hate the fucking women that abuse their position in society equally

JUST PAY ME FOR MY WORK FUCCCCCCCC

>>18212579
>hole purpose
Heh

>>18210683
B.a.s.e.d

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>>18211219
I don't give a fuck lmao. I sent her a message last night on linkedin that read:
"GIMME MOMMY LINKIESSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>18210169

underrated

>>18213090
based

>>18213090
Nigga lol

>>18211777
Checked

>>18213090
wtf are you smoking, anon?

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>>18213199
I'll fuckin' do it again

>>18210294
What about sexual harassment laws? Can’t they take these companies under?

>>18210069
>natalie schuster
I'd schuster something inside of her, wink wink

>>18213090
Thanks for the laugh

>>18211219

Gonna have to try harder than that to appeal to the based committee.

>>18211255
the eternal simp. this site had turned into reddit. kys

Ill never be a successful as these people.

Why even live?

Its not just limited to business. STEM fields are also seeing this. A good candidate will be passed up for a semi-attractive whore as long as she knows a beaker from a Erlenmeyer flask.

>>18212796
So were hundreds of less attractive woman and men .

>>18215302
>Why even live?

To watch boomers get decimated by coronochan .