/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bobochads unite!

> Shits on your V.

Here is why good news = stocks up and bad news = stocks down:
Bad news means more infinite free money and stimulus.
Good news means money valve turned off and you have to face reality.

>>18205468
Learn to code.

wtf was superman doing when thanos was on earth anyways

You keep pulling stunts like that little pump this morning and wonder why bears lack mercy. Whelp, this is for your own good.

How long till another pump sends it to green again, it didn't even make a new daily low. I say 15 minutes.

bullbros.... oooOOOOOoo
didnt mean to make you cry
soon youll wish youd never been born at aaall

>Pumping

DIAMOND SUPPORT AT 2600
BOBOS BTFO

>>18205468
Buy CX. Think of me when you're on your yacht.

>>18205491
>10:30
>ah fuck looks like it's another brrrr day
>12:30
>pic related

All this bear cope

>>18205468
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdfBW_JFtE

I hope this is the dip I was planning, I'll be laughing at the faggot who told me that I'll need to find a burger job

>>18205502
sorry bobo but your turn is already over. we're headed back to a new daily high now

>>18205468
Can someone better explain what core fundamental concepts I should be learning from both the links in the Boomer Investing 101 section of the OP?

>>18205468
V shaped recovery. Back to 265 initially, then past 270. 290 quickly following.

Bad news means MORE FREE INFINITE MONEY!
Good news means companies have to face reality.

bullfags remember this moment when youre selling your asshole for a single share of dave and busters

>>18205517
yeah pretty cringe, havent even gotten under 22000 yet

Someone was here before saying how great DHT is, why should I buy that versus TNK or even FRO?

>>18205502
Bobo, you couldn't even hit a new daily low. We're already on the way back up

>>18205531
Yes, only buy shares at $3 or less then roll in your money room when they go up to $20 a share.

>>18205528
You missed the dip lmao

>>18205517
At this point they'll take what they can get

i swear bobos dont even look at anything they just stare at their puts and shitpost when the number goes up

>>18205562
Just waiting for the big boys to get back from their lunch break.

>>18205595
bulls are different to that?

>>18205531
1. Never sell
2. Buy blue chip dividend stocks
3. Buy more
4. Don’t sell
5. Ever
6. Sell covered calls and puts to rebalance your portfolio

>>18205557
SALT

>>18205496
>the И-shaped end of society as we know it

>>18205531
First, fuck your sister or mother. Maybe your dad if you're cute. Then, establish a series of routines that rather than minimize or maximize risk they will instead find a steady balance between them through diversification and budgeting.

>>18205599
Yes Jerome has finished lunch and is printing again

270 eod

Spent 600 dollars on BP, XOM, RDSB, SSL, and 400 dollars on raw oil, am I going to make it ?
Am I looking at a 100% profit on this ?

Do you fucks even realize what's going to happen in the next few years as the MARGINAL BUYERS drop out

>>18205609
wat

>>18205619
watch Trump cope saying there will be a W-curve

>be a bobo
>never buy anything
>never lose anything
its a comfy life

Hope you dumb niggers loaded up on calls at the bottom. SPY will never be under 259 again.

>>18205603
I'm buying to hold while the only thing you hold is your years and failed sqqq buys

Ironic how at about 9:25 am I clised 2 puts and about 15 minutes later stocks go down. How do I take advantage of the fact that I seem to do the opposite of what I should in regards to stocks and stock options. Every time I reverse what I should do with them, then it turns out I shouldn't have reversed myself.

>>18205603
probably not i guess, id imagine most option traders are like that

>>18205515
>imaging being a bobo and falling for every single bear trap in a crab market.

>>18205635
> muh priced in
> muh jerome
No they have no clue.

Pump! Pump! Pump!
Go Team Bulls!

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE
OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOOOOOOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU.... BRRRRRRRT

>>18205659
Imagine having money invested in a manipulated market faggot, I'm here for the memes.

>>18205515
A simple kfc meal in 2010:
$4.5
The same meal but in 2021:
$16.6
It's all ogre

>>18205669
>bulls like 3D traps
ceramics

>>18205648
same, just here to see the funny pink man

>>18205642
scorpio tankers bruv

Rate my profile
WTI
GTX
SVM
ATHX

>>18205675
time to buy puts on $MSFT

>>18205623
If we get to 270 we'll get to 290 due to the big gap

Who else bought some AMRN cheapies? Picked up 50 shares at 4.05.

>>18205722
>implying it's ever going up again

>redirecting your factories to produce something completely different than your normal product, then supplying that product for free
>up 6% in a day

how is this bullish

>>18205701
Okay, why them?

if you want a good tip

GOOG

MMMM tasty. Now that Trump is sure to be re-elected, this looks like a bargain

Is it gonna poomp or doomp on closing today?

I hate Trump. I wish someone could tie a tube from an exhuast pipe to his orange nose.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-mileage-standard-rollback-will-cost-consumers-and-the-climate-say-analysts-2020-03-31?mod=mw_quote_news

>>18205635
Drv?

What the fuck is happening to my DFEN stock? I went all in on it, bros.

>>18205704
I like it but there is a distinct lack of basic materials. They're going to see some major growth. consider CX or X.

>>18205704
are you buying calls or actual shares

>>18205738
sucking trump's dick will get you corporate trumpbux

^^^DO NOT REPLY TO BAIT^^^

>>18205499
why? how?
>>18205707
how do you figure?

I almost want to sell puts while IV is this high. Open a put spread maybe.

GOOG is a super obvious long here

Will probably hit 1300 this month

kek

>>18205722
A bit higher than you, but same. Fingers crossed I didn't just join their legion of dead investors

>>18205750

>>18205750
>t. Commiefornian

>>18205738
Who is going to buy teslas when oil is dirt cheap they're afraid they not have a job soon

>>18205738
why are you still trying to analyse things? this is a clown market - type in a random shit in your brokers account and close your eyes and either short or long it.

Clown market

>>18205669
are you actually the trap in the photo or are you just some dude who has a shit ton of pics of this trap and likes to read /smg/? I feel like traps aren't /smg/ type

>>18205780
make up and hair dye are a mistake

>>18205513
OK

>>18205738
>tesla is good investment

FUCK my unemployment application timed out and deleted all my work while i was boboposting

>>18205750
>Some analysis
That's all you need to know that it's bullshit

>>18205793
People buy Tesla’s to status flex on people.

>>18205801
No they aren't. Ignore them anon, they feed on attention.

>Buy puts
>Lose money
>Buy calls
>Lose money

MR THETA I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

Imagine being one of those AMRN bagholders lmao. Meanwhile AMD has been 100% solid during this whole fiasco. I loaded up on tons of SOXL when it dropped under $60. SemiconductorCHADS will be uber rich when we recover. AMDCHADS WE RYZEN THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUP

>>18205824
It's gonna take months for them to process it anyway

>>18205744
i cant afford shares so might go for an option. i think goog is going to spike next earnings

>>18205722
Goes to 0.50 a share. You stick in $2000 you walk out with $250.

>>18205761
That’s no stock. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

>>18205738
you gotta take into account that TSLA funboys are FURIOUS right now. They'd literately give up their entire famliy saving to keep TSLA doesn't go below $500

imagine falling for a bulltrap within a bulltrap

>>18205855
ad revenue is way down

>>18205793
>2020
>not knowing tesla owners are beta testers for the self-driving software and that tesla is going to buy back all of the cars and launch a self-driving electric cab service as soon as fucking humanly possible and take over the entire auto market
you're trolling right

anyone buying TOPS?

>TOP SHIPS INC. ANNOUNCES PRICING OF $8.0 MILLION REGISTERED DIRECT OFFERING PRICED AT THE MARKET
>stock tanks 50%

is this normal?

>>18205867
And what is this so-called blunder?

>>18205824
my state is closed

>>18205883

Lmfao. Babby's first shipping scam

Behold, the real model for how the stock market is going to recover

>>18205801
I am

Short now. You still have time.

All of the market made perfect sense. We had no fundamentals because results have not come out. Market worked on long term technicals.

Technically perfect retracements both times.

>>18205881
work from home is way up

>>18205905
Get help, bro
what the fuck brought you to this

>>18205883
That's called a pump n dump, newfag.

>>18205761
I have 8 shares, but aerospace isn't doing shit now so what did you expect. Didn't stop me from going into defense stocks like GD, RTN, etc to hodl

>>18205468

>>18205844
>that bulge
uhhh guys?

>>18205635
And this was before corona

>>18205885
Buying or owning leveraged bull etfs in a bear market

>>18205764
Thanks
>>18205770
Stocks because I’m a newfag

>>18205913
It's pumping back up as we speak. You fell for the bear trap

>>18205917
Child abuse, molestation, and a sexual attraction to themselves in female form.

>>18205883
sounds like we got a new DRYS in town boys

>>18205893
>cesar chavez day is a state holiday in california
is this a meme

>>18205913
what do you mean both times?

>>18205585
I'm talking about dipping after this bullfag trap

>>18205926
You faggots have major issues.

>>18205933
I feel sorry for the poor bastards, but they're so obnoxious

>>18205926

>>18205913
I'll rather buy the dip. I only invest as hedge against inflation.

I made money at my job and side ventures.

>>18205917
addiction to the wrong type of pornography (tranny/sissy shit)

>>18205938
california is 90% migrant workers. on the plus side, the streetfood is amazing. Of course, no one will ever eat street food again until this coof is contained.

>>18205929
Explain what that means to me as if I were a retard

>>18205653
Babby’s first Time being Bogged also you’re trading against the machines

>>18205913
OH NO BVLLBRVS WE GOT TOO COCKY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I guess Jerome is still at his lunch break.

>>18205937
hooooly shit those were the days
I was in high school then playing with my $1100 coverdell account
lost almost all of it

>Cuomo has pierced nipples
How does this affect the stock market????

Leaf here, what should i buy off the TSX for cheapies.

>>18205981
priced in

>>18205981

You'll have to pierce yours to find out uWu

>>18205981
It’s already priced in

>Bill Ackman turned 27 million into 2.6 billion

>>18205883
>TOPS
Is this an inverse leveraged ETF what the hell is this nonsense

>>18205981
Bullish

>>18205669
>>18205905
post more slut

>>18205993
>tfw when unlimited milkies breaks after basic training

>>18205993
haha I can see her nupples haha

>>18205970
DFEN doesn't own anything they are betting bombmakers keep making money from bombs, they're not right now.

>>18206015
get help

>>18205981
I can't believe you made my look at Cuomo's nipples. No it's just long droopy old man nipples.

>>18206011
no but the CEO is a shyster

>havent seen a single cartoon feet girl in over a week
cant wait til the bull run is over

>>18206024
/pol/ is two blocks down

>>18205913
i dont understand what im looking at.

>>18205993
big banks are cheap and their dividend yields are pretty good at these prices

>>18205913
Ok genius, what's the next 2 support levels once we dip again?

>>18206022
They always will.

I'm placing puts and calls perfectly at each exact point that loses me the maximum amount of money. How can I profit off of this?

>Bobo can't break 2600

New bull market confirmed

>>18206024
if the romans fucked girly men so can I

AVE

If dubs we drop 2-3% in the last 15 minute sell off

>>18206011
its a scam that gets reverse splitted infinite times
it attracts dumb investors who think the stock will rocket back up to $1000 with their small penny stock position

Small dip today because we were a little overbought on Monday, but it's once again your chance to get back on the train. It's not too late to join the feds.

>>18205707
msft will probably los their JEDI contract so there is that...

>>18205981
Pierced in

>>18206019
>>18206016
ANSWER THE QUESTION

Gonna buy more TQQQ, BA, and USO tomorrow if I'm done collecting rent money today.

>>18206056
I'm not a lawyer but how does this company not get sued by investors who were clearly misled?

>>18205635
yaaaaaaay i can own a home!

>>18206063
The Navy still uses Windows XP, so i think the US military feels more familiar with MSFT

>>18205943
DUMDUM

>>18205981
getting real sick of your retard shit m8.

>>18206071
you're a rent-seeking landlord?
sounds pretty based DESSSS

>>18206022
What should I do, then? Should I sell my shares and then go all in on GE or something?

>>18206054
based

>>18206064
Kek

>>18206029
>>18205981
>two spherical objects exactly across the nipple in a bar shape
Fuck you for making me save this to my computer for a few seconds

>>18206064

>>18206069
shut up Pajeet

>Buy 1 contract of 3/31 SPY 266c at 1.09 earlier during the peak thinking it would go up
>It drops down
>Set a limit sell at .93 hoping it goes through
>It goes through but the price goes up to 1.02
>Think I fucked up and took a loss
>mfw the price now is .23
WEW LAD

>>18206099
Bullish

>>18205893
Your cucked state shuts down because some commie liberal founded a fucking labor union? Are you kidding me?

>>18206064
underrated

>>18206015
>slut
no!
I post for pumps and pumps only!

Don't get greedy on those shorts.

UWT gets delisted on Tuesday. Get in for the final pump.

uh not sure its gonna recover again today

>>18205468
remember to long scalp the 1:30 repo op guys

MRNA is a strong buy on tradingview

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NASDAQ-MRNA/

>>18206094
>19% death rate
Its confirmed that there's at least two strains of corona going around. I wonder if one is the kind that has mild symptoms/asymptomatic and the other is the killer. So even if the death rate is high because of mild cases/underreporting it wouldn't necessarily be true if one strain is significantly worse than the other.

>Dow wont go above 22480
>Dow wont go below 22080

Fucking do something

>>18206150
Some nigga in Iceland got 2 strains of Rona so there are definitely atleast 2 strains of it.

>>18206136
fuck you faggot

Rollerposter where are you in our time of need

I hate myself for having so much real estate stocks right now. How in the living fuck is QYLD the only thing I have green today?!

>>18206150
Coronavirus is the common cold, chief. There are a lot more than 2 strains going around.

>>18206090
Landlords aren't inherently rent seekers

Enjoying the return to "normal"? LMAO

>>18206136
please no

>>18206184
They are LITERAL rent seekers anon.

>>18206175
>>18206150
2 Covid-19 strains

>>18206171
what else are you holding

>>18206123
you would think in the middle of a national crisis where the entire state is unemployed and bankrupt the day before rent and bills are due, they would make an exception and keep the offices open for unemployment

but no, lets celebrate diversity by staying home!

>>18205883
Jesus christ what is going on with this stock lmao

>>18206150
i think so too

not even larping, my wife lost her sense of taste and smell a week ago but hasnt had any other flu like symptoms
i haven't felt anything either

reading online i saw many stories similar to mine and it leads me to believe there are 2 strains going around

>>18206037
fuck you

>>18206149
Don't buy, it's ATH. Wait for it to drop <25.
t. got 100 bux off MRNA

Bobobros do we have a chance?

>>18206227
>

>>18206150
one is the primer to create biomarkers and the other is the payload killer

>>18206201
>Rent-seeking is an attempt to obtain economic rent (i.e., the portion of income paid to a factor of production in excess of what is needed to keep it employed in its current use) by manipulating the social or political environment in which economic activities occur, rather than by creating new wealth.
In a weird way rent striking is sorta like rent seeking.

The fucking market right now

>>18206184
I'm playing around with language

Ok guys, imagine that i start trading with only 200 dollars, since im a first time investor. Should I only buy stocks that dont overstep the 10% of my initial 200? I mean, only investing in stocks of 20 dollars or below. Is this even worth it, or should i just buy 1 or 2 big stocks like boeing (not rn of course), disney, etc?

>>18206091
It's your money, so it's up to you. If I was you, I'd give it all to me...

>>18206249
BULLBROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

>>18206247
By renting out property you don't create anything.

>>18206263
It literally doesn't matter what you do with $200.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO DOWN MORE I BELIEVE IN YOU FREE MARKET

>>18206263
If all you have is $200, spend it on getting a better job before you start to invest.

Why the FUCK IS IT GOING DOWN I THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS OVER

Bullish? bearish? Inflationish?

Also, what is phase 4?

>>18206239

I BOUGHT OUT OF SQQQ TOO EARLY BROS DO I BUY BACK IN AGAIN????

>>18206285
FREE FALL MARKET

>>18206295
GET TO THE BUNKERS

>>18206281
he could gamble on options, could get a good profit

>>18206234
nope

What are you guys going to do with your $75 Robinhood settlement?

>>18206263
Doesn't matter honestly, you're going to gain or lose so little with normal investing you might as well just put it in whatever companies you like and can afford. I would save up a little and just put it into the SPY while it's down.

Can we please go in one consistent direction for like an hour. Thanks.

>>18206263
with that small amount you can either YOLO it on an options contract or put it in a bluechip and treat it like a savings account that you wont dip into for a few years, just dont have any grand expectations, you wont make much with small capital. but then again this is clown market so you could find a $1 biotech shitstock that moons to $300 overnight

>>18206298
NOOOOO I JUST SOLD IN

>>18206292
You thought corona was a nothing burger, didnt you?

>>18206298
>he sold the bottom

>>18206263
$200 could be earned in a day with a good paying job so I say do whatever you want as long as you learn. Better to fuck up and lose $200 instead of $2,000

>>18206295
incredibly bearish

Dump it bobros I got $10K in fresh powder for tomorrow

>>18205468
oh no bears, what will I never do, spy is down 1%

>>18206150
I think everyone knows the 19% death rate is mainly because a shitton of people aren't getting tested. Don't think there's really a significantly different 2nd strain that's going around yet and it's just down to genetics and what not.

>>18206279
neither do people who trade the markets or buy equities to get dividends.

>>18205913

>>18205932
Na its not, it is just having an identity crisis. In 2-48 hour period we're gonna have a different perspective.

>>18205940
We had two retracements already, the current one and 2850 to 3150.

>>18205957
It's not a dip anymore. It was a dip a week ago.

>>18206044
I can only guess because it depends too much on the politics, news and corona progression. I'm only certain on that we're not heading to 2800 (pic related). I bet we retest the previous bottom and have a small retracement at that point before going down (if we even go further down).

>>18206234
Not a chance without a new daily low.

>>18206279
You create opportunity for those who can't afford or don't want to buy a house. You also agree to fix certain things if they break and hold more liability.

>>18206295
i swear to god if california sees a fucking penny of this i'm gonna scream.

>>18206310
source? are we getting gibbs from RH? how do i short RH stock

>>18206263
>$200
Why do people do this? Just spend it on Alibaba & double/triple your money on eBay

>>18206310
Does every RH user really get $75?

>>18206295
I mean that's a good thing US infrastructure is 3rd world tier at the moment

>>18205468
Is it starting to go down? THIS IS IT THE BULL HAS BEEN TRAPPED!

>>18206310
What?

>>18205669
*crashes your bull market again*

>>18206071
Compare USO to WTI gains

>>18206263
Low risk; low reward, but who am I to judge a guy playing easy mode in his pathetic life.

What do you call this pattern?

hahahahahaha get fucked bull niggers

>VNQ
Its been acting like a x3 ETF on SPY

>>18206344
how much should I save up before investing minimum?

>>18206330

>>18206330
explain like im an idiot plz i dont understand what that means. why isnt the graph labeled? are you implying crash is imminent?

>>18206377
looks like a guy with an enormous head having fallen onto his back

>>18206321
Yes, I know 200 is absolute nothing to real trading. But im a collegefag, this 200 is just a experience desu

Uhhhh guys shouldn't Jerome be back from lunch by now?

>>18206298
>>18206317
Haha, you shoulda sold held it like I did. Noobs.

>>18206263
>Is this even worth it
no. you should considedr adding like 100 or 200 a week until you die. if you're not doing that you should consider investing the 200 in yourself. education, toilet paper, whatever.

>>18206263
If you see a good deal go big faggot.

>>18206393
put it into robinhood and fuck around

>>18206329
No shit. Personally, I rent seek so I can become finanical independant so I can work on my own projects.

What a blessed day it s.

>>18206064
kek

>>18206330
Are you the anon who I’m told has correctly predicted everything for two weeks??

>>18206393
>>18206407
Do this.
I turned 500 into 20,000 without knowing shit.

>>18206353
>THE BULL HAS BEEN TRAPPED!
>-1%
The Great Bear Cope.

>>18206348
Source?

>>18206339
hey we have a $20 billion dollar bullet train to nowhere you fuckers need to fund. we have 6 miles built and only 20 billion in the hole so far

>>18206330
Haha I drew a pp

>>18206370
Did people believe they were going to stop selling bats?

One of the government sanctioned medicines for Covid-19 was literally made from bear bile because of traditional chinese medicine bullshit.

>bobos about to be back in charge
>just when I'm starting to show corona symtoms

Fuck

>>18206295
Bullish on CAT.

>>18206423
By trading options or stocks?

>>18206427

>>18206353
Make a new daily low first

>>18206423
what did you do on that first bet which im guessing made your seed money?

>>18206428
That better be a girls dick anon

Anyone else buying fuck tons of BRZU?

I'm literally hemorrhaging money. Feels bad, mane.

I only have $1000, is investing in 4 SPY shares even worth it? I'm only up by around $30 dollars after I bought them after the DOW reached its bottom 18200. That's only 1/3rd of its previous value before the crash, 30200.

>>18206339
Haha I remember when that went on the ballot in 2008. That was the same year we outlawed gay marriage in the state, which was promptly overturned by a gay judge. Kind of difficult to imagine, now.

Tomorrow will be one of the most remembered and commemorated day for the bearbros in the history of the US economy. It will be known as simply "April Fool's Day"-- the day every single bullcuck lost their money as the stock market hit 3 circuit breakers for the very first time. This delusional pump was the biggest bull trap in the history of the stock market. Just think about it, we're in the most memetic timeline imaginable. Screencap this

>>18206400
>you should considedr adding like 100 or 200 a week until you die
>then die and never use any of that money
Seems rather pointless

>>18206310
H-how to apply for free gibs.

That’s almost two shares of KO!!

And now for your regularly scheduled 1:30 pm pump

Tomorrow millions of landlords will perish.

>>18206465
lol

like, lol

>>18206457
same. rate my investment choices. am i being too rational for this market?

thx ford bro

an asteroid could wipe north america off the map and the DOW would bounce off 20k

>>18206443
Options.
>>18206447
Bought SQQQ calls right before the crash.
If we keep going down, you can still make a lot of money. If we don't keep going down and you lose $500, who gives a fuck. $500 is nothing.

>>18206447
Probably bought LARP

>>18206465
No, its not. Stick to actual stonks. I am a new investor with 1k and i made 300 investing in airlines when it was a bigger dip

What do you think about chinese airlines famanons?

>>18206465
Buying a broad market index fund is the only thing you can do with such little money. Keep at it.

>>18206488
6 million?

I'm a total newfag but the moment I got here I immediately knew who were the winning guys

I bet on the big dick bullchads, and here I am like 2 weeks later sitting on free money

>>18206475
Based.

>>18206508
Screenshot or LARP

>>18206437
i don't trust CAT as much as I would trust the P&C Insurers. CAT might see more upside, but this also secures a few companies like Travelers, AIG, Erie, AFG, etc.

>>18206476
>not growing so much wealth that you can harvest it and it continues growing itself.
ngmi

>>18206508
If I buy any options doesn’t that mean I’m on the hook for the shares it covers if I make a bad move or do I simply lose out on the money I put in and on the hook for nothing more?

can't find QQQ on degiro lads what do

>>18206533
sell now

>>18206525
Oy Vey!

>>18206330
>I bet we retest the previous bottom and have a small retracement at that point before going down (if we even go further down).

Another analyst told me the next bottom is around 1800, which is the support in 2015.

Is this realistic with infinite QE?

>It's not a dip anymore. It was a dip a week ago.

What do you mean? We are going down long term?

>>18206512
I missed the BA and NVDA bottoms

SHORTING THIS MARKET.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.

Lunchbreak is over!

>>18206561
>Is this realistic with infinite QE?
No, but seeing is believing. Have some cash leftover just in case.

>>18206545
when you buy options your maximum loss is whatever you paid for the option, can't lose any more than that

>Dem peaks and valleys
We crab naow?

>>18206545
Buying options your only risk is the premium you said

>>18206545
Anon, you buy the RIGHT to excercise the option, not an obligation. That's why theyre called options. Option sellers are on the hook.

>>18206565
I bought at 120 and sold at 170. I regret not buying more.

>>18206508
How much did you lose learning options ?

This is just a cooling off after the hot rallies all this week and last.

Happy faggots? I'm so fucking sick and tired of bears whining and complaining constantly "b-but line should go down!!!!!!"
Look, the bottom line is the fundamentals of this economy are strong, and with 0% interest rates, they're about to get a whole lot stronger. Yes, the 30% drop was significant but it was based entirely on over-sensationalization from the media. The president has handled this whole debacle exceptionally well, and people are calming back down knowing that we will be back up and running by May, June at the latest. China too is already almost completely back to work. People have begun to realize that this whole thing is huge nothingburger, and that we'll be fine in the long run.

People know the future is going to be okay, (hell, the current situation is fine already...) and THAT is why the markets are going up.

History has shown that now is the time to buy. And with several very big green days on the books, we finally have some stability. Unfortunately if you're not already in you've missed the bottom, but it's not too late. If you jump in now you can still make some huge returns. Not as big as if you'd bought last week, but... well, it's either that or lose everything. Your choice.

What is this shitty ass crab market man, legit nothing happening. Do I sell my SQQQ or diamond hands hold for the next week?

>>18206578
The same is true of lottery scratchers

>>18206508
how far out the money were your strikes for the calls and how far out was the expiration date when u bought?

>>18206585
yeah, crab now between 220 s&p and 260

how to invest if you live in a poor european shithole where 1000 euros is basically middle high income?

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>>18206588
Uh, paid

Got out of my SPY puts with a big loss. It was fun while it lasted.

>>18206549
>degiro
You can only buy European Commission approved securities. No cheap and liquid American ETFs for you.

>>18206596
>we are just cooling off

Textbook bulltrap

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new thread
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>>18206600
that is also correct, probably better odds as well

>>18206475
I am ready. SQQQ anons assemble

>>18206599
Don't hold SQQQ for more than a day

t. veteran SQQQldier

>>18206596
>we just need to cool off and wait for the next pump!

>>18206596
Where in the market is the MOST fine? REITs? Small caps? Industrials? Transports?

>>18206537
I already withdrew most of the money, but here's a screenshot from a week or two ago

>>18206607
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>>18206596
> Look, the bottom line is the fundamentals of this economy are strong
> People know the future is going to be okay
Hearty Kek.
Somebody please screencap that post.
You gotta lay off the CNBC man.

>>18206600
Options are a lottery for smart people. Buying a lottery ticket is like buying a 300% OTM call that expires tomorrow.

>>18206561
>Is this realistic with infinite QE?
Infinite QE won't stop the cash crisis. Tons of companies have effectively zero profit for these months. No income at all means they're going to be back to where they were a few weeks ago except even worse. The initial issue was lack of liquidity to cover costs since income went to zero, now that they have liquidity to cover costs, they are still going to be hemorrhaging money.

>>18206607
what are those dates for

>>18206606
Bavarian here. 5k/month for reading a few e-mails. Get a decent education, then move here, then invest

>>18206632
are you gonna buy silver?

>>18206632
very nice congrats bro

>RCL 7% up
WAIT UNTIL IT BLOWS OVER I THOUGHT

>>18206680
2020 divy dates

>>18206627
I read this advice all the time and it's fucking retarded. If it needs to be, then hold it for a few days, maybe even a week or 2. Who cares about a few % decay when with QQQ you are gambling for big gains

>>18206596
kek

>>18206722
thanks bro

>>18206512
thats not fucking "investing" that's speculation (gambling)

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>>18206590
Thanks for tips anons

>>18206794
I'll run next 2 weeks for next thread. Working one handed rn.

>>18206353
Any gains in the market are squeezing blood from a stone, the bulls are fucked

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>>18206722
Based DEW poster

>>18206295
going full NatSoc -- I love it!

what's the risk of buying $1k worth of JNUG while it's this cheap?

>>18206426
go outside

Finally a stock market thread without a pedophile anime picture in the OP