/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why the fuck isn't DFEN going up!!!!??!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18202401

what happens now, /biz/?

BRRRRRRR MACHINE WHEN?

Lol get fucked bulls, it’s OVER

WEEEEE
Line up and down!!
WEEEEEEE

This is you last chance to get in capital gains AND divies buy oil stocks

>TFW entire market is down but I'm holding meme mid-cap janitor companies, regional insurance holding companies, and maintenance suppliers that are all up.

It pays to think like a boomer sometimes bros.

Reality settles in
Money has no value
Nothing is being produced
Yet money is brrrrrr
We all go down
Now

THE TIME HAS COME

If you're holding F dump it while it's still over $5 a share. It's going to drop down to $4 before the end of the day. Watch the news around 3pm.

>>18202434
Now we start the galatic bullrun that will NOT end before we're cruising around the rings of saturn.

>>18202434
who fucking knows anymore
seems like the fed is just lessening the blow on the way to the bottom

>>18202417
air force reports fuel problems with boeing aircraft

>>18202434
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At this point i can't even fucking predict what's going to happen

>>18202436
>>18202432
Printers will turn on at 11am. End of day +3%.

>>18202434
We will see the battle of cenral banks vs reality
Who will win? No idea.

Best thing we can do right now is watch and drink tea.

>>18202455
Boeing needs to be held up as the example for why you should trust your company to pajeets

DUMP EET

Will this market ever stop crabbing so I can make or lose my money and go back to bed.

>>18202473
NO

bulls...

>>18202401
>sweaty armpits edition
based

>>18202439

don't worry guys I just bought raytheon stock now the whole market is gonna crash

CUT MY PORTFOLIO INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST MARGIN CALL

>90% of the front page is about some thot in crypto at any given moment

Can we ban cryptokiddies please

You guys didn't buy the bulltrap yesterday, right?

>>18202467
Central banks will always win

>>18202500
As a matter of fact, I did.

Instead of watching Powell fight corona we could play Bannerlord desu.
Or Aurora 4x once it releases this/next week.

>>18202497
stock indices are literally shitcoin tier right now dont kid yourself

It will keep going up there's no selling still.

>>18202497
2 weeks ago the entire front page was /smg/ threads so its not a big deal. Threads ebb and flow based on happenings.

That's a yikes

>>18202506
what if you are central bank and get bought by a central bank? then who won

>>18202468
>shouldn't
If they don't have a decent amount of engineers on the board their products will eventually fail.

>ITS YET ANOTHER RED/GREEN CRAB DAY
>A WHOLE WEEK OF SNIB SNAB
There is no god in this world

>>18202522
Wait. Werent they at like 30$ some time ago?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18202526
yeah you read what I was really thinking there

dont miss out on MRNA boys

>>18202500
Correct, I’ve been holding puts and SQQQ for weeks, it was like winning the lottery and then losing the winning ticket between the seat and center console of my car.

>>18202455
So Boeing and DFEN are directly correlated?

I think we have reached the bottom. That being said we aren't going to see a quick recovery. The market is going to crab for the rest of the year.

>>18202513
>>18202523

That isn't a happening, I can't even believe they take "the Chainlink Company" as a concept seriously. It's a fucking pump and dump shitcoin. Who cares who's staffing what, the fact that they hired some random 24 year old thot to oversee that is a testament to just how ridiculous that space is

>>18202497
Are you new here? This is a containment thread for stocks. /biz/ is a crypto board

>>18202460
What am i looking at? This the top? We dropping from here?

>>18202500
I did too. This is the week of not as bad as they could be news I'm not afraid of -1% crabs.

Consumer confidence: 120 vs 110 expected.

>>18202534
Twentysix in December
They just had a drug patent invalidated by court

>>18202455
>Boeing stock reacts with a +3%
They should crash another plane and they are back at 300.

>>18202449
What do you know, birdie?

>>18202547
i mean it's an aerospace index, so...

>>18202556
hes literally a modern day haruspex reading the future by gutting a chicken and looking at the patterns in the entrails, pay it no mind

>>18202552

>this is a containment thread for adults

Still hoping 2017 is going to happen, any day now I see. Crypto on the slow burn to death before it's just Bitcoin again, literally the only coin that has any current function in society

KEK

CNBC actually just said "return to normal"

>>18202551
>It's a fucking pump and dump shitcoin.
This is a stock general but chainlink has been pretty universally part of /biz/ for past few years. Not all that strange to see several threads about it.

>>18202577
Then, why didn't DFEN rebound like Boeing when the latter was at $90 a share, you fucking tard?

>>18202588

>>18202542
What's the target price?

>>18202588
"Dump it"

>>18202588
splendid

>>18202444
smart

>>18202401
good edition

>>18202595
Who knows, maybe they think suppliers will be more effected than the company itself.

Alternatively, honk honk.

>market been open more than half an hour
>no breakers, no stocks are halted
boring I'm setting my limit sells and going back to sleep

>>18202597
based

Why are bears talking shit? You're dead meat, the biggest bear morning in weeks can't even go - 1%

It's a negative -5% day

>>18202615
>boring I'm setting my limit sells and going back to sleep
Not a bad idea. Crab is winning the past week of trading.

>>18202597
>"Tell me of the time when the Fed and treasury did not own 60% of American companies, Dad!"
>"It was a bad time, son. Back then we had a thing called a market, but now that prices are all regulated we can live in peace and prosperity."

>>18202592

>few years

Try like 1. I've been here for a while and nobody cares about the next flavor of the month C-grade meme coin except people in the pump and dump. They are the equivalent of small cap biotech meme stocks.

>30 more days isolated
>My stocks are up
Can somebody explain this?

>>18202575
They are going to reduce the number of ventilators they can produce by half.

>>18202614
>Alternatively, honk honk.

IM HOLDING SQQQ YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DROP ALREADY

>>18202434
Hopefully 1929 rather than slow 2008, that way it's quicker and we can moon quickly after that

Calling -7% circuit breaker by lunch, bulls on suicide watch

TSLA Bears eternally BTFOd. 650 EoW

>>18202434
ATH by May 1st. DOW 50k when Trump gets two scoops to celebrate his two terms and everyone who HODLDED since January is enjoined their 2x.

>>18202485
>Adults only
What happens on the way to the fridge?

God damn BULLBROS we're gonna make so much fucking money. Holy shit. How could we get this lucky?

Check out Dr. Cramer over here.

>this volume
Another day of nothing except the first and last thirty minutes. Going to play some videogaems

>>18202635
you have no fucking idea what you're talking about
may God have mercy on your soul

Fuck this limp dick market just dump already. 5 straight days of massive growth is not sustainable with zero optimistic news from even conservative sources. Short term is bad, long term is bad, but market goes up?????

>>18202540
So, what do you think happens next for them anon? Think they'll fail? Get bought out? Fracture? I'm leaning towards a complete split between the military and civilian parts of the company.

>>18202635
>Try like 1. I've been here for a while and
You havent been here a while. Chainlink has been spammed since 2017. Its why other people called it stinky linky because it was clogging up the front pages. Go back to r/wallstreetbets if you arent comfortable with crypto everywhere. This board was literally created to contain crypto.

Nothing ever happens bobros, back to wagecucking to shekelberg again.

remember at open when there was one tiny red tick and bears were declaring victory? ahh good times

German minister of finance met with the Bavarian prime minister today and they said there will be no inflation.

Short the euro.

>Ford delays North American production restart indefinitely

>>18202564
Ohhhh i get it. Because it was higher than expected it crashed. So if corona virus disappears we enter a global great depression, right?

>good news for LCI
>Adderall marketed now
>red
Nothing ever moves it up. Sell the rumor, sell the news.

>>18202666
We deserve these cheapies bro, housing is expensive, cars are expensive, families are expensive, the government STEALS our money and gives it to niggers and women.

We deserve this dip bro

>>18202693
I want to cry

>>18202641
Was it in the news? I missed it

>>18202693
That's not even the worst news for today. They're going to have to walk back the claims they made for ventilator production.

>>18202679
Long term is great, short term is amazing. Its a V shaped recovery from a - 30% drop. YOU WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE LIKE THIS AGAIN, BUY IN

>>18202688
I wish I was wagecucking right now
Got laid off three weeks ago and rent is due tomorrow

>>18202687

They were one of many shitcoins. The fact that they existed and mentioned doesn't mean they were relevant enough to take up the whole fucking board you retard, anymore than the Digimarines or the Ripplefags or even ETH. This shit is embarrassing, literally nobody with any amount of real money cares

>>18202712
Hold cash for rumour and hold cash for news and also just hold more cash apparently.

Fucking bog market makes no sense anymore. Reality has been decoupled.

>>18202719
Not yet, just before market close today.

>>18202718
You are right, man. I just can't get over how fucking blessed I feel right now.

WHAT THE FUCK

Did someone say?

>>18202721
How is that bad news for stockholders, though? At least Ford facilities will still be operational.

>>18202721
This is extremely bullish for ford. I'm putting in my calls right now. +4% EOD guaranteed.

>>18202725
How much is your rent anon?

Uh bros why is it still rising

>>18202717
>>18202721
In the time you said this they went up another .3%

>>18202441
>11% divvy div

>>18202721
that's because there is going to be no need for them

>>18202530
This is how stocks normally are.

What do I need to add fellas?

>VIX at 56
Literally priced in
>BOBO WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>BOBO WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>BOBO WE HAVE A PROBLEM

BASED BASED BASED

What the fuck was that pump?
What is even going on? We can't do a fucking 50% retrace, it's not possible, it's insane.

Is trump just hacking into the exchanges and manipulating them higher to save face? What is even going on?

Fuck this clown market

the past few days scared me away from buying cruiselines again, but fuck me, I should have done it just before

and we're back

>>18202721
It's bullish. In this market retail investors are seeing bad news and flooding in because they know they won't get a chance for cheapies like this ever again

No bulls, please. No more.

BOBO NOOOOOO DONT DO IT

My stock valuations are going up, bros.

>>18202734
I'm poor but bought one put. Let's see what happens.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I sold my puts at a loss and picked up 200 shares of TQQQ. You beat me Jerome, congrats.

PUMP IT!

>>18202693
>stock goes up

BULL GANG BULL GANG

>>18202748
$900/m
I have six months bills worth of savings so I should be fine but it feels kind of shit that I need to be conservative with my money and can't go balls deep into this retarded market. It also feels really fucking shit that the only reason I lost my job is because the government literally forced my work to shut down.

>SPY 262
This is just... wow.

He's awake

>>18202820
Time to start buying puts, thanks for capitulating anon

>Economy shutting down
>Stock goes up
Can't explain that shit

*bzzz bzzz bzzz*
'Ello?
...
He shorted ze market?

Zwipe went up today too. Guess i wasnt so wrong after all?

Just amazing honestly. This is really how it’s going to be I guess.

>>18202844
290 EOD
GET IN NOW

fuck this market

I hate this god damn market.
I lost 95% of my portfolio trying to short this stupid fucking bitch and I won't be able to do it when it actually fucking goes down what the fuck I hate the fed kikes

>>18202666
I really don't know, it really looks like Jerome might have killed all the sellers. This will be boring but this pretty much is as safe as it gets.

How is the market still rising...? Money printer? Jerome tampering? None of this makes sense. Please explain to this squirrel

>>18202850
>Can't explain that shit
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18202850
economy shutting down was priced in with the crash

>>18202777
1. Someone needs to acknowledge those digits

2. Someone please help me

Yeah, I'm thinking based

And wallah! Just like that, the market will NEVER EVER go red again!

I bought Clorox at 170. It will go down now if you want to short it.

>puts nearly -50%
Honestly fuck this shit. I'm never doing index plays ever again. I refuse.

AH YES JEROME POOOOMP 50 TRILLION TO GET IT 2% UP

>>18202786
this isn't real.

>>18202874
this market is nuts

>>18202876
I'll never stop laughing at how hard bearfags seethe at the exact moment the fed starts pumping every morning

My calls are PRINTING

>Tesla worker tests positive for Corona
>JP lowers target by 20%
>Stocks up 6%
PRICED
IN

SQQQ just hit 20% stop loss for me
Fuck this shitty market
Fuck the government and their fucking printers
Fuck Powell
Fuck Trump
Fuck China
FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK QHY IS IT GOING UP

Is this bullish?

>SPY 263
Is this a fucking short squeeze? What the hell man.

>>18202645
They are scared anon. Hodl

>>18202850
I did a chaos magic ritual last night to raise my stocks, and it worked.

>the absolute state of bears in this thread

How the fuck are there still bears, there barely any in the after hours, how are people still this stupid at cash? Every boomer on the planet is now holding, how do you not see that?

The fed is pulling some planned economy shit

>>18202919
In this market, it is apparently.

>>18201886
portfoliovisualizer.com

bearbros i'm down 45% how do I cope with this, how do I go forward? should i sell at loss?

>>18202747
I’ve got a worthless $6 4/3 call that I’ll give you if you let me suck you off

someone placed a $12.5 million buy on SPXS at 15/share

>>18202874
Red line go down forever

Soon the Dow will pay you to own stocks

>>18202839
Hang in there anon. You're already doing better than most. For what its worth I don't think this is over just yet. They'll have to turn off the QE machine eventually, that'll probably be our best chance. I hope.

Geo Mooning, is trump gonna put corona sufferers in a concentration camp or something?

Dollar is not surging because countries need to to secure debt liabilities. It is surging because countries are getting the fuck out from US assets before the boat sinks.

>>18202867
Where do you check for bid/ask volume? Is that what you mean by killed all the sellers?

>>18202947
>should i sell at loss?

No, retard. Just ride it out.

Bros I'm financially ruined

>>18202947
Sell fast before you lose too much. All in on calls

>>18202777
Nice digits. USO/BA/AMD

>>18202934
so you jerked off on a scribble?

>>18202957
priced in

MRNA looks almost exactly like SQQQ, thats weird

>>18202777
How do you not own Visa?

SQQQ just hit 20% stop loss for me
Fuck this shitty market
Fuck the government and their fucking printers
Fuck Powell
Fuck Trump
Fuck China
FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK QHY IS IT GOING UP THERE IS LITERALLY NO GOOD NEWS FOR MONTHS OTHER THEN HAHA PRINTER

>company goes bankrupt
>stock price goes through the roof
>bonds for failing company are bid to negative 100000 % interest rate
>CEO dies
>fed and bull niggers throw gold bars into the casket, share price increases 999999%
>China declares war on the US and nukes fly everywhere on earth
>earth inhospitable
>all charts are unable to represent the insanely number of digits on the snp 500
>humans go extinct
>DOW has to be represented in scientific notation

>>18202949
Hedging

HAHAHAHA
WHAT A RETARDED PUMP

I...I see green in my account. Is this for real? I-is this what winning feels like?

Bros, im going to make a fortune today

>>18202974
You don't think AMD is over bought? Seems like I might have missed the boat on that one.

I'm unironically selling now. The calculator always win in the end. And this shit must go down further.

if there is bobo the bear, what are the names of the bull and crab? bucky and coco?

There's gotta be more than just infinite QE going on, they cant possibly reject reality like this just by printing

>>18203017
Mumu and Gogo

I really don't care what kind of QE the fed is doing this kind of growth is not sustainable, this shit will crash, hopefully before my puts expire next week.

>>18203017
Mumu

>>18202996
Based Powell

>>18202522
Did the AMRN shill kill himself yet?

AAPL
NFLX
BP
TSLA
i'm up 5% today and once this oil shit is sorted out BP will shoot up as well. with this mix i'm perfectly fine waiting out any drop as well since i'm just fine being long on these companies. the only one i'll be looking to unload at a high in a week or so is NFLX

>>18203023
quarterly rebalancing

STOCKS
ONLY
GO
UP

This is it, its dumping, SQQQ will never drop again

>>18203010
im short on AMD when the chaikinosc crossed it's EMA(8) at 48.3, let's see how i do.

>>18203010
>>18202974
of course it is. Look at the chart and see that it almost pumped like a shitcoin. Last time i checked the P/E ratio for AMD was 50+

>>18203010
As long as they can maintain their lead on Intel with the shrinkage, they'll eventually will continue to go up, so long as they can ride out the shutdown.

>>18202979
No, I got really high and danced to Kraftwork in a scalding hot shower while burning green candles with scribbles drawn on them. The music distorted into the listings for different stocks that have all gone up at least 15% today.

>>18202444

Aaand the blue chips are kicking in too. It was nice knowing you put/inverse etf holders.

Lesson learned. Never bet against the boomers, as long as the boomers are the ones in power.

>>18203017
mumu and snib snab

All the clues were there bears

Guys, this pump is going to be a selling opportunity of a lifetime. Imagine if we get to 10% within the highs, and then the chain of bankruptcies starts. You'll feel like such a retard for holding/buying.

I'm dumping all my overpriced stocks right now and holding Brk.B to still have exposure if we go on a golden bull run.

sell TQQQ eod?

>>18202915
Don't bet against the FED I lost all my gains on UVXY. Irrational bull all the way

>>18203031
It's going to crab for a long time before we see any major crash again. I hope your puts don't expire any time soon.

>>18203027
but those don't have the same alliteration tho. should be B the Bull and C the Crab, like Bobo the Bear.

>>18202993

I do now, any other adds?

bear bros, i think its over

>>18202957
based and Schiffpilled

ALL BEARBROS
TODAY IS A DOJI DAY
DO NOT SELL YOUR SHORTS.
I REPEAT DO NOT SELL YOUR SHORTS
THE REAL DUMP IS WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.
I REPEAT.
HOLD THE LINE.

What?
What was that?
SQQQ is pumping you say?
heh
it doesn't matter

>>18203031
SAY IT WITH ME BOBO
INFINITE
MONEY
The market will not have A SINGLE CONSISTENTLY RED DAY as long as the politicians keep giving the fed money

>>18203074
Ughhhhh mid April

>>18203089
the worthy among us shall be rewarded at the top of the corpse pile, keep climbing bobros

>>18203068
>and then the chain of bankruptcies starts.
You do not understand, m8. We are at a point where this literally does not matter. If anything a looming bankruptcy would be bullish because of an unconditional bail out.

If you could only invest in 1 company for the next 20 years (no ETFs or holdings companies) which would you pick?

>>18203068
How my portfolio will look when I'm done selling...

30% Brk.B
30% Cash
20% Gazprom
20% Altria

I missed CCL by a second
I don't know what to buy now

>>18202957
>dollar surging
>getting out of US assets

pick one. it's also literally the opposite everyone needs dollars right now to finance their shitty debt

>>18203031
Jesus Christ man, it's going up 3% every day and instead of capitalising on that before it 0.5% a day you still buy puts hoping it dumps 3% next week. You bears are hopeless the crashing sentiment is gone.

If I get to break even im going to sell it all today and get off this ride. Thoughts?

JEROME START PUMPING YOU FUCK

PUMP over?

>>18202937
>Every boomer on the planet is now holding
The boomers I worked with are planning on withdrawing most of the CARES allowance from their 401ks, and suggested I do the same. They're waiting for the "rally" to finish before taking it out.

>my calls
Yes
YES
YEEEEEESSSSS
CALL GOES BRRRRRRRRR

>>18203118
apple

>>18202996
Fucking hilarious looking at NCLH. Up 11%. The news feed shows they've extended cancelations into May and the shareholders lawsuit is moving forward.

>>18203118
Microsoft.

>>18203118
AMD, next question.

My portfolio is taking it up the shitter right now.

I can feel the dump, very very soon, but the hands are getting weak........

>>18203068
I'm holding/buying but focusing on no/low debt companies with the exception of PZ Cussons which produces hand sanitizer.

>>18203134
>>18203136
Pump isn't happening today.
It became green due to anticipation of the pump.

*clack* *clack* *clack*

>>18203147
Why are people so bullish on MSFT?

AMZN gearing up to break 2000

Might hold SVXY long term senpai. IV can still fall way way lower

>>18202947
definitely not today, today will be the most boring day due to reshuffling. wait until tomorrow and see how it unfolds from there.

>>18203148

unironically this

>>18203106
Only investment grade corps and banks will get bailed out still. That being said, I'd rather wait until some bank failures/bankruptcies to get a lower cost basis.

>>18203118
Amazon

>>18203149
>tfw up 2%
feels good to be a bvll

>>18203036
>>18202522
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Muh buyout imminent

>>18203157
they're partnered with link, duh

>>18203156
i wish, but dont trust it

>>18203171
this

>>18203157
popular software that enabled working from home like ZOOM, also a blue chip that people are buying because they think we hit bottom

>>18202896
Ha

Quick, they had to order more paper

>>18203075
Bobo is a pretty generic bear name

>>18203130
Looks like a lot want off the ride. Makes me suspect its gonna dump hard. If the general sentiment is "it's manipulated" then who wants to risk their money if they believe it can be manipulated against them, blantly at that, then why would they want to risk?

See >>18203138

>take out a put on the one oil company I’m not invested in
>it moons
Ok bogs I’ll play your game, what do you want? How can I be of service?

fuck jerome

>>18203118
Tenga

>>18203153
Right, Altria has high debt but strong margins and high interest coverage people won't stop smoking anytime soon.

I bought shares at $31, so I really can't lose here. Up 22% on my position in less than a week.

>>18203118
AMZN or NVDA

>>18203150
No kidding am questioning on whether i should sell my puts at a loss but it seems sentiment amongst consumers is changing to "once it pumps to break even im out!" generally that means it wont pump to break even.

>>18203165
Tomorrow is the first day of the month, it will be green.

GET READY BULLBROS
SPY GOING TO BREAK 260-70 RANGE AND GO PARABOLIC

I'm so fucking sick and tired of bears whining and complaining constantly "b-but line should go down!!!!!!"
Look, the bottom line is the fundamentals of this economy are strong, and with 0% interest rates, they're about to get a whole lot stronger. Yes, the 30% drop was significant but it was based entirely on over-sensationalization from the media. The president has handled this whole debacle exceptionally well, and people are calming back down knowing that we will be back up and running by May, June at the latest. China too is already almost completely back to work. People have begun to realize that this whole thing is huge nothingburger, and that we'll be fine in the long run.

People know the future is going to be okay, (hell, the current situation is fine already...) and THAT is why the markets are going up.

History has shown that now is the time to buy. And with several very big green days on the books, we finally have some stability. Unfortunately if you're not already in you've missed the bottom, but it's not too late. If you jump in now you can still make some huge returns. Not as big as if you'd bought last week, but... well, it's either that or lose everything. Your choice.

WHY DID I BUY SQQQ YOU PIECE OF SHIT CLOWN MARKET

where are the short ETF holders?

AMRN just took a good dicking today. What happened?

>>18203075
Chloe the crab
Make the crab a woman

>>18203157

It's a very diversified, massive company with a commitment to software and operating systems that aren't going anywhere and are deeply embedded in business itself. People thought they were going the way of the dinosaur around 2009 but they rebounded hard with Satya as their CEO and with their rollout of Azure are poised to make more major gains moving forward.

They are the perfect balance of established and forward-thinking, if you want to go with a company that won't go tits up due to some meme shit.

Enterprise software revolves around Microsoft. You want to be with the tech company that is the cornerstone of all American business.

sqqq bag holders sound off. got in at 22.20 kek. fuck this niggermarket im riding this bitch to 0 out of contempt.

>>18203207
Jerome wants to celebrate April Fool's. Perfect day for a bulltrap to end.

>>18203216
Drug wasn’t approved

>>18203212
>Look, the bottom line is the fundamentals of this economy are strong
Uhhh, which ones?

>>18203212
Becayse realistically market is now blatantly manipulated. The question is, for how long? As much as I wany to take advantage of the situation i dont want to be left bagholding when the fed pulls out and house of flimsy cards comes crashing down.

>>18203226
BASED

>>18203212
Most people agree that a recession is coming.

dave and busters is up 15% again

>>18203218
because women are all bipolar, like the price action in a ranging market?

>>18203212
Bearish

Why is market go up?

>>18203074
My puts expire in June, but at this point they are 50% OTM

>>18203067
Lol, they had the whole month time to buy. You really think they'd save a significant amount to the last day?

>>18203236
for today, its windowdressing day

>>18203171
Only 2%? What are you doing wrong?!?

>>18203251
At this point there doesn't even have to be a reason

>>18203226
im down 33% on a big bag of SPXS

That AMRN 1 yr chart makes me sick and I don't even have money in it.

>>18203245
How
None of them are even fucking open and probably won't be for months

>>18203226
I got in at 19.3 yesterday but only with 5k.

Is this what you call a vshaped recovery?

>>18203236
If the fed has to pump the market long enough for the dollar to drop that hard, any hold but ammo and mad max BDSM armor is bagholding

GEO stop bouncing above my order

>>18202401
I am sqqq bagholder. I been tricked by jews to buy sqqq which holds all the tech firms instead of Spy which is balanced. I deserve to hold my bags until I lose all my money.

The stubborness of /biz/ is astounding. Even after 2 weeks of green people buy puts trying to time a drop that might not happen.

OK NIGGERS, SERIOUS QUESTION
What do you think is the lowest brent could go?

>>18203212
You’re a retard. I’m reporting this to the SEC

>>18202444
post holdings pls

>>18203245
see this is why fundamental analysis is garbage. who the fuck is going to dave and busters right now? no one. you'd think it'd go down. but it goes up. it goes up a LOT. even with coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, it goes up 15%.

this is why you learn TA like a real man, and take only high probability setups with predetermined risk.

>>18203266
i think that it's retail investors buying SPY or some retarded shit, this market is a joke, people think that we're going back to normal in a week

FUCK
look at it goOOOOOOOOOO

>>18203226
22.32 here, I sunk in about $600 and am annoyed but it’s not at the level where I am crying. I’m riding it out, I refuse to sell until it’s a profit.

>my JBLU longs are currently doing worse than my joke JNUG shares
Seriously

>>18203236
You're absolutely right. The Fed manipulates the treasury market hardcore which most banks use the 10Y yield to underpin their valuation models.

The Fed has actually started buying up foreign treasuries so they won't risk losing grip on their manipulation of the Treasury market. They can print into infinity if all US debt is domestically owned because there's no dislocation in FX rates to worry about.

oof!

>>18203270
Gotta love the V

>>18203272
How long is long enough? 1 month straight? 3? 6? Is there a way to calculate this?

>>18203251
Boomers buying back in with their pensions ask volume tanked because brrrr its over

>>18203288
Zoom out

Down 25% on SQQQ. This sucks. I'm riding it out, but what should I buy short term to ride Jerome Daddy's pump?

>>18203270
Now this is boomer posting

>>18203293
stop watching the fucking news and reading idiotic "DEATH TOLL SURGES" headlines

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/?fbclid=IwAR0dGeE_3bGSrSZgbY-zShuL25Feg8LkksT515qbUYPEzFec4W53YQgdiZM

Look at every single line at 30 days.

We're up 5% boys!!!!! Just received my $750 AUD government pay today. Felt like so much until it converts into only 450USD. Oh well, happy trading my friends.

>>18203288
>TA meaning anything in reality
Lmao

I literally just market bought SPY

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>>18203236
Keep being delusional and keep losing money.

>>18203316
Boeing's entire stock price is now 90% dictated by the Fed and federal government

>>18203226
why would you hold a 3x etf?

OK bullbros predictions on when we're back to ATH? I'm thinking 2-3 weeks or a month

>>18203316
suncor, docusign, virgin galactic holdings and tqqq

>>18203303
So what happens after?

>>18203333
try holding a x20 h-haha

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next bread
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>>18203355
lmao

Noob here. Question to bulls: isnt this a perfect reversal pattern? I want to buy this market but I'm not sure.

Would you buy this dip?

>>18203333
cute quads

>>18203328
wow so I'm not the only retard to do the same

Man, the Jews have seen how people have been waiting for he happening for years, knew that doomers were primed to exploit. They pull the rare Dump-and-pump on them.

i dont even know any more. im a sqqqoldier and getting ass fucked. but also bought $5k worth of suncor (canadian energy) calls yesterday and am printing today

tomorrow is april 1st so lets see what this clown market decides to do

>>18203334
i hope you're being ironical

Let me remind you it can still tank. There is still a pandemic. One third of Americans have lost their jobs. Restaurants and boutiques will go out of business. CRE mortgages will default. That said, there is still time to get in on the recovery. This was the bounce back after an over reaction drop. It's still got time to normalize. Expect the higher the market, the angrier the populace. This is for real.

>>18203334
We'll be going up faster when people realise it's not crashing, I'll give it 3 weeks, the bubble didn't even pop. Maybe next decade.

>>18203362
Who knows man?
Any kind of fundamental or technical anlysis gets justed atm.

>>18203328
So that's why it's falling then, fucking hell anon please direct the bog attention elsewhere

>>18203212
>The president has handled this whole debacle exceptionally well, and people are calming back down knowing that we will be back up and running by May, June at the latest. China too is already almost completely back to work. People have begun to realize that this whole thing is huge nothingburger, and that we'll be fine in the long run.

Thank you for reminding me why I'm short to begin with. To bet against nothingburger fags like you. Nothing is fine, china lied, our current situation is the new normal before a vaccine can be developed. IF a vaccine can be developed.

Things are not fine. I actually wish you were right, we go back to normal life in 3 months and my puts expire worthless, but I just don't see that happening. This is way bigger than 9/11. The biggest tragedy in a generarion. Do you not understand that things will never go back to the wqy they were before? China lied. There is no vaccine, there is no cure and the second wave is likely to happen. Why are you so optimistic?

Again, I want you to be right. If my puts expire worthless and we go back to normal life in a month I'm going to be happy. But I don't think that is going to happen.

>>18203371
nice play on suncor i was staring at it on friday and was too pussy to dump my SPXS bag, glad youre making money dude

>>18203397

AMD GETTING READY TO BREAK THROUGH VWAP SELL SELL SELL!

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go

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>>18203397
Amen

>>18203397
you're retarded. things are fine

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/?fbclid=IwAR0dGeE_3bGSrSZgbY-zShuL25Feg8LkksT515qbUYPEzFec4W53YQgdiZM

stop looking at charts specifically formulated to make it look as bad as possible for clicks

unless you're saying absolutely everybody is lying at the same exact rate. this shit is firmly trending down at 30 days everywhere. even italy is leveling off which is why they won't stop talking about the US because we're testing absolutely everyone. our death rate is going to end up at like .01% with all the testing we're doing

>>18203380
That literally doesn't matter. This market is going ATH end of May.

how do I short Texas, Alberta, and Norway?

>>18203417
I bet you belive maks don't work, you fucking WHO shill.

>>18203417
nice argument dipshit

>>18202906
I don’t get TSLA. How many are the reddit fun boys keep pumping the price?

>>18203442
That's because Italy is under strict quarantine for almost a month you brainlet, now look at the US

>>18203148
>tfw bought into AMD at 1.91

>>18203329
I mean if you are so confident go all in on stocks right here and right now. Heck get a loan like all those delusional crypto people who pulled out loans. Me? Nah I'll stay cautious and view how this develops on the sidelines. Not gonna bet down and they manipulate it upwards, not gonna bet up either and they pull out and it dumps.

>>18203442
You don't understand. There is no cure. There is no vaccine. Before those are found the lockdown is the new normal. The deaths lag behind the infections. Tge entire US isn't even under lockdown right now. If tge entire us is put under curfew right now, infections will peak in two weeks, death in 5. But it doesn't matter, no one will be allowed outside before either

A. Literally EVERYONE is testes for antibodies (which is going to take a long time)

B. A vaccine can be found

>>18203517
Kek, what a picture

>>18203328
As opposed to figuratively?

>>18203226
Bought 20 shares at 20.53, also willing to sink with the ship