/biz/ - Business & Finance

SAME FUCKING BAT

>>18202294
don't worry, millions will follow right now. :)

cool!

>>18202294
>>18202305
Lol sux 2 be u, maybe if you worked harder this wouldn’t have happened

Point and laugh point and laugh Point and laugh point and laugh Point and laugh point and laugh

>>18202294
So did my sister and 43 million other people

>>18202294
>its just a flu bro
>market has been green for days bro
>the recession is over bto
lying ass NEETs

>>18202294
What industry?

>>18202342
Freelancing , finance related.

>>18202294
Rip bro

You don't have more than one job?

get in the line fag

>>18202294
this will be way worse than 2008

>>18202294
I sort of wish I'd lose mine so that I'd have an excuse of camping and neeting.

>>18202294
Welcome to the rest of your life, I've had a fucking blast for like 3 weeks now

Gf got fired 30 mins ago. Probably at the same time as this post. Its happening

>>18204029
Why does the great depression times in the US look more comfy than the last 20 years?

Still have mine for now. Guaranteed until at least the end of April. Most likely the newest staff members or those closest to retirement in my place will be the first to go.

>>18204057
based

>>18202294
its ok OP, maybe this is a way for you to find a better job and get out of this whole rat race.

>left shitty job after getting a new one at the beginning of march
>new job closed day before i get there, havent got a day of work
>can't file for unemployment
>last job was"essential" and they like me, no chance of getting fired if i go back
How can i get free money

>>18204189
you're fucked

>>18204066
What’s her industry?

Just started at a hedge fund, lowest on the totem pole right now, how much time do I have left lads

>>18202294
When living in a socialist commie country that just means paid vacation

>>18202294
Where did you last see it?

>>18202294
Take solace in the fact that your job is part of the great diversity toll on the Western World.

In other words, so elites can look cool at Davos and can save a few shekels on manufacturing costs, your job is expendable and worth losing so pig ignorant savages can eat bat soup.

And yeah, you'll keep voting for more of it at every election because muh bennies!

>>18202294
Congratulations! The global economy is circling the drain and every available measure is being utilized to try to prevent total collapse. The writing is on the wall, so now with the extra time you're free to watch with morbid curiosity how our dysfunctional institutions will attempt to take a corpse and make it have the appearance of life to delay judgment for just a little bit longer.

>>18204074
for one, no niggers and the roasties stayed home to watch the kids and know their fucking place in the kitchen

>>18204384
And that’s a good thing!

Apply for unemployment.

My state is giving me the max $630 per week for 26 weeks, and the COVID relief adds another $600 per week for 13 weeks.
>$22k for 6 months of NEETing

The stipulation is I have to apply for work, so I'm applying for six-fig meme jobs way over my level.

>>18202294
China lied, people died

I think I'd be relieved if I got fired to be honest. I'd have an excuse to not pay my family rent and be a NEET for at least a few months while I have an excuse not to be job hunting.

>>18202326
It's amazing how many worthless jobs actually exist in this country. How do food servers and retail shelf stockers actually justify their existence?

>>18202294
All you fags losing your cute jobs while us food delivery drivers still going strong

>>18204883
I like the way you think.

>>18202294
Can you move back in with your parents?

>>18204937
90% of them are just doing it to save for something,when you're 16-25 or so who gives a shit you just need cash over summer or whatever. The other 10% are the bitter, shuffling old people you see and they are usually illiterate or clinically retarded. No point being arrogant

>>18204979
Whats up? Are companies hiring? Do they require a gas vehicle or can I bike it?

I’ve got 500k in loans out in real estate that should be worth 700k but now the market is volatile and I don’t know if anyone is going to buy them.

>>18202294
Just live off credit cards then declare bankruptcy

>>18204979
>I go door to door picking up dat dere corona virus.
Nice job bro.

>>18202362
Hope you saved up. I'm also freelance, could go 18 months without any work, but somehow work is still coming in.

Same here fren.

Like other anons said- how do we better ouselves to get better jobs later.

>>18202294
Ironically, I actually lost my job just before the corona shit hit the fan, because my company fucked up their finances so they had to let a bunch of people go. It's actually a pretty good turn of events, because I was thinking about quitting anyways, but with the lay off they gave me a pretty nice severance package, and it's not like I was fired for incompetence. Plus im getting unemployment neetbucks now.

I have enough savings to live comfortably for a few years even with no income at all (not that I plan to) so Im not worried about running out of cash. I can't currently even look for a new job because literally nothing is happening. So I'm just enjoying my neetdom and doing some self-training every now and then.

>>18204029
they were all white and mostly non-violent and tried to do what they could unlikes some demographics *COUGH FREEDMEN*

>>18202294
Trading imaginary internet money is not a job

Not yet but might join you soon fren.

Technically my job can be done from home and entire company is working from home right now but clients aren't paying us and there is rumblings about people getting canned. Just a flu bro

Ask Celsius, they are looking for a new "head" director

>>18206496
I'm basically in the same situation as you. My old job fired the CEO for losing the company money for years while having overly optimistic financial projections, then laid me off because they couldn't afford to keep me on. I was happy atm since it was a shitty non-profit full of self-important metrocrats, then winnie the flu happened. Best part was having my second round interview at a company cancelled due to the quarantine, now all the job listings are gone.

Oh well, guess I'll live off my savings and neet bucks in the meantime. I'm learning how to draw using adobe illustrator, might think of other projects to learn as well.

>>18202294
good thing I'm a neet, fuck wagies and normal fags. you would rather stay comfortable as a sheep rather than rebel against a jewish controlled consumerist society just like the sheep you are.

>>18204074
Because judging by the filename that's the UK xd >>18204654