/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18196162
Been considering this . You a burger?

>>18196162
What did you do with all the garbage and the limo from the previous scheme?

>>18196162
I hope that USA get whipe out soon. Which kind of madman buy 13 BARRELS of oil! Tell me you stupid burgermerican, how you gonna sell those oil barrels?
Please tell me you master plan

>>18196271
t. barrelet

>>18196162
based but i'm not sure it's legal to do that, bro

>>18196162
shud get into refining now
Diesels pretty easy, but kerosene/JetFuel-tier, maybe a bit ambitious for the home-garage layman

>>18196162
You're gonna burn yourself and all your neighborhood

>>18196271

>>18196271
screw you buddy
MERCA

>>18196162
You've got bodies in those don't you.

Based home oil Barron Anon.

>>18196162
Just bought a big rig gas truck. Going to sell gas from the driveway once it doubles in price.

>>18196162
Gasoline is where it's at. Sorry bro. Good luck selling oil one pint at a time.

>>18196162
funny how a barrel of oil is more cheaper than a barrel of high quality mineral water or juice.

OP's got all those commodity brokers over a barrel.

maybe you can refine it into gasoline.
It may not be as efficient as the industrial scale, but maybe if you do it one gallon at the time or something.
maybe.

>>18196587
you can't stay alive with oil.

>>18196334
>burn
gl with that
try setting crude oil on fire, you'll be there a while
you somehow manage to induce a big enough explosion to set that shit off tho, neighborhood gonna be the least of your worries

>>18196562
Gasoline expires. Good luck storing it.

>>18196162
Watch for fume build up wth anon

>>18196162
Nice. Paper oil will never see the same gains.

>>18196162
doesn't this shit go off?

>>18196162
Imagine the smell

>>18196739
Based

Why are your lamps so low?

>>18196271
euros and chinks are jealous because it's illegal to store 13 barrels of crude oil in their homes

here in america we're free to store it and shoot at it as we please. It's called freedom.

>>18196179
Max kek. Unironically something they would do as well.

>>18196587
>more cheaper

>>18196179
WILDCARD, BITCHES!

>>18196818
>here in america we're free to store it and shoot at it as we please. It's called freedom.

McBurgers at finest

>>18196818
how many anons have you called retarded on here? now imagine those retards owning guns.

>>18196818
imagine bein so pathetic at existing that when someone point out how ridiculous is to buy at least 130 dolars in oil and you asked them how is that gonna be profilable, they replied that euros and chinks are jealous about them
Go eat some creamed corn and watch Jerry Springer

>>18196617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_bGb3Gwsuo

>>18197010
That's not the crude burning, it's a refined product. In refinery accidents it's almost always a gaseous product that causes a fire.

>>18196303
its not kek
these barrels gonna be leaking and their fumes gonna coat that room in 2 years

>>18196162
i want to do this too but cant figure out how to do it

>>18196162
anyone else got a nice rig like this set up in their backyard? my wife thinks I'm crazy but once we break even in 2036, I'll never pay a dime for oil again

>>18196162
OP this is absurd, plus doesn't oil go bad fairly quickly? I know that refined stuff like gasoline will go bad and be way less efficient even if it's just a few months old. Surely your oil will lose value

>>18197056
I dont know if thats a good deal

>>18196162
Paper oil has completely manipulated the market. Once people go to cash in their shares for real oil and realize that WE ARE OUT, physical oil will be in insane demand. There is much less oil on Earth than we're lead to believe. They say all the oil on Earth could fit in an Olympic sized swimming pool.

>>18196918
>>18196979
so mad, the whiteboi replied twice

anyone considering buying a fuel tanker and filling it up with $1 gasoline to resell in a year when gas goes back up to $3?

https://youtu.be/JF35nXHAxco

>>18197138
>Buy E85 gasoline that goes bad after six months even if stored perfectly.
>Sell it in a year.

>>18197104
> all the oil on Earth could fit in an Olympic sized swimming pool
who the fuck told you that, the village idiot?

>>18197640
>What is a freezer
Come on.

>>18197689
>not meal prepping your gas
ngmi

>>18197112
yes i replied twice. I just need to write a lil bit more about burgers been mentally ill

>>18196162
Based. You'll be getting blow jobs for sure once the energy crisis climaxes

>>18197713

HOW DO I GIVE ANONS GOLD. THIS THREAD IS INSANEEEEEEEE

>>18196162
nice
I'm sitting on about 75 barrels of crude rn
feels fucking good to goop your hands in it

>>18196271
at the oil market you idiot, do you yuropoors not have those?

Toasting in the best bread of the apocalypse to date

>>18196162

>>18197749
I was only kidding when I was being encouraging. You and OP are ridiculous for investing in this. Unless you own a farm and intend to do years and years of work with a multitude of machines there is no sense to this. I dont know the numbers but even then you'd probably only need like one barrel wtf are you going to do with all that goop?

>>18196162
Time for you to set up a home refinery.

neiss was thinkin of making a thread like this

>>18196162
Holy shit, people are unironically believing this? Oil is not shipped in any of these types of barrels, not to mention 0 word of where you sourced this supposed oil from.

>>18197779
>>18197798

>>18196162
Youre full of shit. There isnt oil in those drums that is just a random picture.

1. A steel drum weigha roughly 17KGs. An open head style steel drum weighs about 23KGs. A fiber open head drum weighs about 9.5 KGs. You can probably get 193 - 200 KG netweight MAX in either of the 200 Litre drums. That would mean one drum would physically weigh approximately 225kgs which is over 480lbs.

2. How are YOU going to move a 480lbs drum from the station to where ever you are loading it and then wherever you take it down and place it? This requires specialty equipment and help.

Now if you told me you and multiple partners ordered a tanker of oil to a yard with a vessel to hold it all and split it evenly. That would be more believable.

But you retards thinking you can just get any old barrel and fill it up and move it around is a joke. Thats some Wlways Sunny in Philadelphia type of shit.

OP is full of shit and a newfag. Anybody thinking of doing this is dumb as fuck. End of story.

>>18197779
how can you not be doing this? oil is cheap right now, you are supposed to buy low
I bought a pallet of used gas jugs on craigslist and I've been driving around to all the gas stations near me and maxing out my credit card, once gas is $5.00 again I'm going to just say I told you so.

>>18197837
I can tell you don't have any friends.

I know a day trader that didn't short on cattle and ended receiving like 8 live cows delivered to his house.

>>18197862
Oh sorry, I didnt mean to put a negative damper on your little oil scheme. Go ahead, go get a few barrels of oil and shove em' in your shed. Im sure its worth the effort.

>>18196162
Why the fuck would I put money into black jello that tastes like ass?
I've been putting all of my disposable income and IRA money into beanie babies

Stupid faggot, in ten years who's gonna be living in a mansion? You, with your gay goo, or me with my cute beanie babies?

>>18197903
It's a joke, m8. Like buying futures and having a tanker ship show up at your house. You're actually autistic.

>>18197779
>>18197798
>>18197837
>>18197903
>>18197936

>>18197749
a fucking sperg buys a shit ton of oil for nothing, just because he is a psychotic hoader and all that biz have to said is that euros and chinks are jealous cuz they dont have a oil market
madness

The barrels themselves are worth more than the oil they would be filled with.

>>18197961
If I get doubles you eat your own shit faggot.

>>18198018
>buy oil for $10 a barrel
>have it delivered to my house
>dump out the worthless oil and sell the barrels for a profit