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18197501 No.18197501 [Reply] [Original]

Who cares about the fucking porn Jessica did? She is 24 FUCKING YEARS OLD MANAGING 300 FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS. Can you fucking imagine a "real" company giving a 24 year old who isn't some 160+ IQ Ivy League fuck this type of book to manage? You can't because it's ridiculous. I'm sorry but I hold Chainlink and this partnership is inexcusable.

>> No.18197533

ICO holder and whale from 2017 here. This shit was the last straw. Unironically dumped everything.

>> No.18197550

>>18197501
This, it's honestly not even the porn. The porn just explains why she's in a position where she never belonged in the first place.

>> No.18197558

>>18197501
I promise if you did that to my building I would make you disappear. Not joking. I would keep track of wherever you go and wait long enough. Then you would disappear in a very painful way.

I don't come off as a crazy person either, most people think I'm the nicest guy ever and I try to help everyone and make people happy.

I know everyone is memeing right now and 90% of the people who aren't are all talk, but the ones that do, I hope you fuck with the wrong one.

>> No.18197566

>>18197501
I thought that was what people were mad about.
I'm not mad because she did porn (although, lol) but because she very obviously is not anywhere near qualified to be in the position she is in.
I don't know why Sergey let that slip.

>> No.18197574

>>18197501
why does it matter one bit, i.e. why should sergey give a fuck. it doesn't effect chainlink at all, does it

>> No.18197579

>>18197533
I'm out too. Fuck this scamcoin.

>> No.18197581

>>18197501
This latest scandal has done it for me. I’ve endured 2 years of sybil fud, toilet fud, JSON parser memes, fake google pnd, 700k dumps, literal dump to zero, fake partnerships (looking at you MOAB), the same slides over and over, stiff competition arriving (BAND, Tellor, UMAprotocol). I’ve endured it all, but this was the straw that broke the camels back. The Link dream is dead friends. We will go down in history as one of the most epic meme campaigns, but unfortunately reality has caught up with us. It was nice knowing you all, I wish you all good luck.

>> No.18197591
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18197591

oooooo linkies~~~

>> No.18197601

>>18197574
She is the head of institutional lending at Celsius.
Sergey put an amount big enough that it is worth mentioning of Chainlink holdings into Celsius.
She now controls that money.
A 24 year old roastie who took cock on camera and is studying "marketing or something" is in control of Sergey's funds.

>> No.18197647

>>18197601
yeah but these chainlinks were meant to be dispersed to companies in this way, so why does it matter if one company has a stupid roastie managing the money. i'm sure she has jewish handlers keeping her on a leash anyway (in more ways than one, know what im sayin heh)

>> No.18197671

>>18197647
He didn't give them any LINK, actually. Only BTC and ETH holdings of Chainlink (company), but it still seems like a fucking insane idea.
Why not give them to Aave?

>> No.18197692

>>18197671
They're probably insured. Or maybe Sergey just likes GDP lol

>> No.18197741

>>18197601
What I don't understand is: if Chainlink is such a big deal, why did they partner with some no-name prostitute?
Sergey supposedly has Riley Reid or Mia Malkova kind of money at his disposal. Clearly the exit scam already started a long time ago.

>> No.18197758

Just market sold 100k

>> No.18197786

>>18197501
She is just a pretty face. The real work is done by men. I don't see the problem with her. She had sux in camera urr durr. Your moms have done this kind of shit too. Grow up

>> No.18197788

Hey all, Sergey here. I apologize deeply about this embarrassment. As penance, the project will be shut down and all of your tokens will be liquidated at market value.

Best of luck,
S.N.

>> No.18197824

>>18197601
this. not sure if every else is just meming, but i really think i’m done with chainlink this time. “marketing or finance or something” when asked her COLLEGE MAJOR is just too fucking retarded for me take

>> No.18198027

>>18197786
Liberals who use phrases such as "grow up", "who hurt you", "you are just trying to assume muhral highground", etc... really are the trash of humanity. Do you people actually believe that you are correct or are you fully aware of it being deflecting bullshittery? Especially because these phrases can just be turned around and you told that you should "grow up" and stop being a rebellious retard who does porn and other degenerate shit. How about understanding that the point of criticizing this lies in wanting for people to never enter their childish "rebellious phase" in the first place? Meaning that they should grow up sooner. And in a world full of non-childish people, such as the one you are seemingly lobby fore, surely your mother didn't do porn. Because her parents understood that knowledge can be handed down and everything... Of course something this simple is likely too hard to understand for the liberal brain. But still funny liberals run around dropping these "grow up" kind of phrases.

>> No.18198119

>>18197786
None of our moms have done this on camera

>> No.18198130

>>18198119
Mine has

>> No.18198131

>>18198119
That you know of

>> No.18198146

>>18198130
>>18198131
None of our moms have done this on camera and then get hired to manage $300M+ two years later*

>> No.18198147

I hate you guys sometimes.

So what?

We already know GDP is a piece of shit porn studio, preying on women's desire to be a "bad girl" and get fucked on camera. They do this by promising that the tapes are for private distribution and won't be published. The women fulfill a fantasy, thinking it's "safe."

But what the fuck does this have to do with Chainlink? What does this prove about Celsius, besides that this woman made a bad choice when she was horny and trusted someone she shouldn't?

Hopefully she makes better choices with money (why do they have a woman handling money anyway?) but nothing about this chick getting fucked on camera means anything like "financing the porn industry" or "involved in human trafficking" or anything.

HAVE SEX. All of you. Seriously. With each other if you have to.

>> No.18198149

>>18197647
With her last name and how easily she manipulates men, I'd say that she's the Jewish handler.

>> No.18198174

>>18198147
We don't care about the porn

We care about the “marketing or finance or something”

>> No.18198205

>>18197601
Oh Boy Sergay

>> No.18198218

>>18197579

nice samefag. smells like curry in here by the way.

oh, and let me remind you.

didn't read, never selling.

>> No.18198221

>>18198205
Coomer Sergay

>> No.18198235
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Scam Archive

ChainLink considered Security by law group (therefore unregistered)
>>/biz/thread/S15474778

Officially recognized as Pump and Dump
https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0160/08/1571874759314.jpg

Sergey's Dad bought Lambo with Investor Money
>>/biz/thread/16609804

Gravel Coin
>>/biz/thread/16126875

MOAB
>>/biz/thread/15260517#p15260517

Remember Confido claiming to use ChainLink?
>>/biz/thread/S4067234

ChainLink whitepaper containing a Computer Science paradox
>>/biz/thread/S18145402#p18150522

SWIFT was a contest winner got to use logo
https://www.coindesk.com/swift-sibos-blockchain-contest-winners
>>/biz/thread/S10555261

CL developer caught lying about r3 corda integration
>>/biz/thread/S16766683

Price of Cup of Coffee was real
>>/biz/thread/14073926#p14074699

First post claiming JSON Parser
>>/biz/thread/S4067234#p4067475

-NO PATENTS
-USES KYC

Finally, LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Money Laundering
>>/biz/thread/S18180769

..

>> No.18198243
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18198243

I accept donations

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18198329

Hello anons. Fellow lurker here.

Tbh I don't understand why y'all annoyed and crying.

She is a girl -> We all know that they dicks into their mouth ass and vice versa for fame, money, or position. (Nothing new here)
So what is she got gang banged by the whole office just to get that "position". My cleaning lady sucks my dick when I'm horny for an extra 100$ kek.

Also she is a beloved millennial. They/we are all fucked up in the head. I mean guys don't suck dick unless they faggies or trannies but that's another topic...

What I CAN SAY IS. I was hoping she get load in the mouth, like you know, choke that bitch with dick and cum. SLUUUUUUT.

AND WHAT I HOPE is that she makes another video, she probably gonna get fired after this came to light and you all know it... Unless the company wants to be a meme "CFO WILL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU PUT SOME PENNIES WITH US COMEE OOON IIN"

PS: I saw I came I happy

>> No.18198364

>>18198329
based

PS #metoo

>> No.18198459

Every alt is still over valued. This whole industry is a joke filled with scam artists. It's going to zero anyway.

>> No.18198552
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>>18198329
>CFO WILL SUCK YOUR DICK
someone literally needs to put that on her linked-in

>> No.18198631

>>18198552
Episode no. / Full set?

>> No.18198641

>>18197501
I bought more. I'll see you all at $100. This is bullish unironically

>> No.18198674

>>18198631
http://hqporner .com/hdporn/83198-interview_and_fuck_with_20_years_old_Jessica.html

gdp 349

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>>18197501
Honestly OP if you had to do a simple fuck ass job any middle brain mother fucker could do, And then find some hot woman who you know you could trust cause you would have blackmail footage over her and could destroy her life.

Think like a backstabbing buisness ((fag))

>> No.18198881

>>18197558
>make over-the-top threat
>can't even reply to the right thread

the absolute state of keyboard warriors

>> No.18198890

#FNX token holders have no rights to the assets of the buffer fund

>> No.18198919

>>18197501
kek someone was looking for her back in Dec 2017. was it Sergey?
https://namethatporn.com/post/596518-where-can-i-find-this-video.html

>> No.18198929

>>18198552
>bad with hair products.png
my fucking sides hahaha

>> No.18198943

>>18198694
>cause you would have blackmail footage over her and could destroy her life
Just you and 5 billion other Google users, you mean? It was inevitable this would surface, they obviously didn't gaf