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>> No.18194770

>>18194753
>hahaha hand of midas to brriiiiing

>> No.18194772

just buy SPY every month lol

or SSO if your a beast

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>> No.18194794
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Who here is full Ackman, zero cash, zero hedges?

>> No.18194798

>>18194753
Based and greevils greed pilled

>> No.18194800

>>18194772
QQQ is better

>> No.18194801

>>18194784
Bout time.

>> No.18194804

Alchemist was modelled after JPow.
Change my mind.

>> No.18194808

Should I all in on TQQQ to make up for my SQQQ losses?

>> No.18194827

I saw someone on Twitter claim that we could reach 50-70 million unemployed in the US by May. I’m fucking nervous.

>> No.18194836
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>>18194784
Come on buddy. Stay with me
>cpr
>unzips pants puts flacid cawk in my mouth
> cup the balls
* heart beat

>> No.18194841

>>18194753

i used to play that one hero with the traps. pa, and wait for my enemies to go for secret shot items.... i killed a few couriers and made some bullshit games all of a sudden steam roles play ta or pa what ever her name was... timing enemies timings for hitting that shop... just ambush and carry from there.

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>>18194827
>someone on twitter
no sorry, that was Jerome releasing more bull food

>> No.18194847

Bought back in boys. Bull time.

>> No.18194853

>>18194827
I saw the president say we could go back to normal by Easter, whats your point?

>> No.18194856

>>18194827
Bogus numbers. The St. Louis Fed's estimating only a mere 47 million unemployed.

>> No.18194858

Is there any explanation why the markets are bullish in these circumstances and outlook?
For example is it about funds having to re-stock on any kinds of equities or are banks buying stocks for their risk-management or what is happening? who is buying all these stocks and products now?
it cant be THAT hard to find the/an explanation for whats happening, can it?

>> No.18194862

invested all of my money in dragonclaw hooks and arcanas, am i gonna make it bros?

>> No.18194865

Stealing this from a different thread. How should a long term buy and hold investor profit from the eventual rebound of oil prices?

>I don't wanna risk individual stocks. Any good ETFs or even ETNs? I'd hold something like UTW if it wasn't being delisted and triple leveraged.

>> No.18194884

>>18194827
The fucking Fed itself estimates 42 million so that’s not really a hot take

>> No.18194886

>>18194858
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deadcatbounce.asp

>> No.18194889
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>>18194858
Its simply the result of an over reaction on the first leg down. This is not a recovery because there is nothing to recover. In fact, it was too high even before this.

>> No.18194902

>>18194884
47*

>> No.18194904

>>18194865
Dollar cost average into XOM, CVX, and RDS.B

>> No.18194905
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>>18194847
Good luck! Too sketchy for me still.

>> No.18194909
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what leaps should I buy?

>> No.18194913

>>18194889
Correct

>> No.18194922

>>18194865
USO and one or two of the big boys the other anon suggested.

>> No.18194926
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Grow grow grow grow grow

>> No.18194933

>>18194865
lol this guy is fucking clueless... buy and hold triple leverage? and it's a commodity that no one is using... I talk to a ton of gasoline haulers. Guys that make sure your gas stations are full... I know about their trailers, the compartments and baffles, IE the parts of the trailer that stops the liquids from sloshing as much while it's on the road. long story short... no body is traveling and filling up their cars too go across the country. oil demand is so fucking low that while yes there is money to be made... but to make it this simple as a buy and hold... nobody ever made it buying and holding unless they talked to owners and let great people do great things. to buy an hold a commodity you're leaving too much on the table, and that's why you have to trade them as such.

>> No.18194937

>>18194889
Based Sonia, Marnie is still best girl though.

>> No.18194944
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>>18194753
Some redpills from last Thread

>I want to make theoritical pennies for years that I never withdraw and then lose half of my intitial investment because of an economic crisis
Stocks/Unleveraged ETF. Lose only portion what you paid. Never win.

>I want to do day trading buying low selling high
You don't have insider information. You will buy high and sell low.

>I want to long X by paying a premium but with no risk of losing all my money
Buy a Call. Lose what you paid more than half the time. Make money based on actual price difference (e.g : +50USD for a stock), not on it making +1% (Much better than stocks at capturing growth).

>I want to short X by paying a premium but with no risk of losing all my money
Buy a Put. Lose what you paid 90% of the time. Become rich during a black day.

>I want to lose all the invested money 99% of the time but make crazy returns the 1% of the time i'm right
Buy A LOT of Call/Put. Above was playing the roulette with red/black. Now you are putting everything on the same number.

>I want to make a lot of pennies 99% of the time but be bankrupt the 1% of the time i'm wrong
Write Put/Calls. Win a dollar. Lose your house.

>I want to leverage the fuck out of my money and lose it all because I don't understand the financial products i'm using
Anything else.

>What are Futures ?
The buyer of the future MUST buy the underlying asset from the seller at the agreed date for the agreed price.

>What are CFD
Contracts for Difference. It's like a future, but you don't even have to buy/sell the underlying asset, making it uncorelated to the liquidity of the market. You simply bet on price X and pocket/pay the difference from the spot price when maturity is reached. In case of serious turmoil and no hege, can make you bankrupt.

>> No.18194946

>>18194858
It's about the FED, they will buy everything and sell i back to you at the top. They use their imaginary money to buy up everything and it doesn't matter if they need to print 10T it's not real money when you buy it off of them they will use your money to negate the printed ones and at that point the thing you bought will get value. They run the biggest break even shop in the world and the goal is just to clear shop.

>> No.18194947

>>18194239
that must feel pretty good

>> No.18194948

>>18194889
30K next month is what you're saying?

>> No.18194953

https://mobile.twitter.com/thewarzonewire/status/1244804168469999617
>now the Boeing tankers with wrenches in the tanks and broken camera booms leak fuel, too

>> No.18194972

>>18194926
Don't make my mistake anon, don't get greedy.

>> No.18194976

>>18194933
I read this as he wants to avoid 3x leverage.

>> No.18194985

>>18194944

>What is hedging.
If you sell a Future for price X and buy a Call for price X (with matching underlying asset and expiration), you can only make money : If the asset price is Lower than X, you buy it from the market and pocket the difference,if it's higher than price X, you execise your Call and don't lose any money. Work in reverse with buying a Future+Put. This is hedging 101 : Pay a small fee to eliminate the posibility of losing more than what you paid while still allowing explosive returns.
Of course, buying the contracts (call/put) themselves cost money because it expose the seller of those contracts to a lot of risks. It's basically an insurance premium. By selling those contracts, financial institutions are making a lot of money.
In theory this is a zero sum game because they are taking risks, but they are too big to fail so the govt is bailing them out. Imagine an Insurance company where the people in suits pocket all the contributions but the government pay if you have an accident.
The game is rigged, the house always win. If you want to be able to retire hapilly thanks to long term investments made trough your life, marry a traditional girl and have kids that loves you back, with enough of a cash cushion for rainy days. Only invest in tax-break opportunities that are unavailable or invisible to financial institutions.
Everything else is gambling and should be treated as such (consider every penny put in it lost, be happy when you win).

>What about <complex hedge structure reducing risk>
Created for options brokers to take more cut. Play the casino for less time than going full bear/bull but for the same potential gains. Unless you are too big to fail/investment grade and have hence access to the cheat codes, the only way you can really get rich is by capturing a black swan. Just go for the lowest continuous fee that still capture the dollar difference of the underlying crap.

If you don't want to gamble, just don't get into the market.

>> No.18194998

Is this going go be another Great Depression?

>> No.18195000

>>18194944
dibs on the russian gal

>> No.18195003

This is the perfect time for Biden to come front & center and point out everything Trump has done wrong and state what he would have different, yet where is he? Fucking hiding out in his basement. How could anyone vote for this spineless pussy?

>> No.18195004

>>18194976
no it's more like he wants to own the bottom of oil, but he's unable to actively trade the shit and wants to get rich quick with out having any experience in a. trading, or b. oil industry.

>> No.18195009

why does it keep... going up..... another 4k lost tomorrow....... g

>> No.18195020

>>18194998
No, because unlike back then, we now have Zoloft.

>> No.18195021
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>>18194751
Halp.
I'm afraid I missed out on some nice discount prices for the next decade. Uhh, is questtrade any good?

>> No.18195028

>>18194784
I get the vibe once enough bobros give up that stocks will hard crash again.

Shouldve held onto my RCL put. I'd have likely sold it at a profit. Instead i sold it for a small loss some time after it got the ridiculous pump. Still have some puts but the loss is great enough that I'll probably just hold.

>> No.18195041

>>18195021
>is questtrade any good?
yes

>> No.18195042

>>18194998
>Is this going go be another Great Depression?

If you're lucky, that's as bad as it'll get.

>> No.18195044

>>18194985

>What is a Margin Call
When you bet with borrowed money and your bets start going off, the people lending you the money is nervous and want your fingers. You can keep them by reducing the size of your bet (but still owing all the money) or by paying more money (but still owing all the other money).

>> No.18195048

>>18194953
bro why did you post a link to a tweet that is a link to an article, instead of just posting a link to the article

>> No.18195050

Bros, my sqqq and spxs are so heavy.... my puts are weighing me down.... I think this is it for me.... goodbye....

>> No.18195058

>>18195041
How long does it take for them to process your application?

>> No.18195064

>>18195050
f

>> No.18195065

>>18194886
>dead cat bounce
the explanation from the article would be:
>This can be a result of traders or investors closing out short positions or buying on the assumption that the security has reached a bottom.
thats possible. are there any other indicators that its mostly because of the execution of shorts?

>>18194889
>Its simply the result of an over reaction on the first leg down. This is not a recovery because there is nothing to recover. In fact, it was too high even before this.
i think i do not really get what you say. overreaction on the first leg would imply there is something to correct, wouldnt it? obviously it seems logical that the prices in general were too high and what we saw was simply a needle that made the bubble pop. but that would imply the whole situation now with lockdowns, interrupted supply chains, huge layoffs etc would not have a long lasting effect on the markets?

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if dubs all in on MFA

>> No.18195078

>>18195058
I don't remember. Few days.

>> No.18195097

>>18194953
Should've bought Airbus

>> No.18195099

>>18194944
>Buy A LOT of Call/Put
Lol its about the only invesment strategy that's worked for me as I generally make the wrong call...even after I reverse my decision.

>> No.18195114

>>18195065
What I mean is that we went down to fast, so this pump is like whiplash. The "bubble" we had was more than 30% and the trouble we are in is more than 30%. It will go down a lot more, the question is how fast?

>> No.18195113

>>18195041
there's a post up on plebbit by a guy that bought a $50k 0DE option and then questtrade went down and wouldn't even refund him their $200 commission and are now sending him C&Ds for his reddit posts kek

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>>18194753

>> No.18195128

>>18195009
>>18195050
And thus we reach the end of the dead bat bounce.

>>18195065
Well SPY in the past month matches both Investopedia's example chart and the behavior of other crashes like 1929. Humans haven't evolved new psychology over the past 100 years, only increased the pace of information flow, which means the same patterns are probably going to play out but faster.

As for indications, retail is usually the last to catch on to things (last marginal buyer/seller). So when /smg/ or /r/wsb capitulate and flip from short to long, that's when this bounce is over.

>> No.18195133

>>18195113
Go back and stay back

>> No.18195143

this isn't even bog anymore. bog is calculative and does maximum pain and suffering
this is like a fucking clown killed bog and snatched his phone, and now the clown is making those calls

>> No.18195148
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Just looked at TQQQ PUTS
Look at this fucking volume a $30
>100 volume on $20 May 15
>open interest on $20 May 15 over 1000
>100 volume on $40 May 15
At the money puts only had 45 volume. Thats insane.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TQQQ/options?date=1589500800

>> No.18195157

>>18195070
imagine going all in on something like that and they get bailed out...
imagine the divvies...

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Nooooo, you can’t just call the bottom!!!!!! The economy isn’t going to start back up again until June! Unemployment is going to hit 30 million!!!!!!

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why did this happen?

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>>18195078
>Few days.
I hope stonks go lower again so I can buy cheap. I wanted to buy some Canadian bank stonks last monday.

>> No.18195165

>>18195122
Can you share code to make this?

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>>18195122
more like this chart
also
>>18194988

>> No.18195171

>>18194865
google contango before you buy and commodities like oil. timing is everything. also stay the fuck away from levered shit if you have to ask /biz/ for advice

>> No.18195177

>>18195122
It really does look like we'll continue on the yellow line with a small retest and then a long choppy crawl up.

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>>18195113
>Using questrade
fuck off normie

>> No.18195184

I'm desperate af and am willing to make some risky plays to win bigly. What should I invest in? GE? Intelsat? FANG?

>> No.18195194 [DELETED] 

omg.. i made some french fries, and left them on my counter for a week, they taste like chips. super crunchy... i dunno maybe they make me sick, but that's like the most natural fucking thing.... wow just potato fried and they taste crunchier a week later... just don't cough on them... like holy shit i hate it when they're all and mushy but wow... i think the extra week gave them a new thing... man how old are those potato chips on the shelf? they probably fuucking suck compared to good stale chips. mine were only a week old. i've got so much insurance and shit to pay out and my taxes... i'm lucky i have no debt. damn fuck i have 50 face masks... i hate it leave me alone.

>> No.18195203

>>18194856
>47 million unemployed
EXTREMELY bullish, just mortgaged my daughter to buy more TQQQ

>> No.18195209

>>18194902
>>18194884
That's bullish then since the expectations are 70 million? Shouldn't we pump due to that?

>> No.18195210
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we hit the bottom on 23th

time to go long

>> No.18195226

>>18195184
A hooker and a gym membership

>> No.18195244
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>>18195210
Doesn't that chart say the opposite?

>> No.18195247

https://youtu.be/bBRy6H7lUKI

>> No.18195250

>>18195184
leveraged calls on spx
feds are just pumping it now forever, free money

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>>18195184
GE is the safest don't touch intelsat

>> No.18195274

>>18195226
Any recommendations?

>> No.18195279

>>18195263
>GE is the safest
lmao

>> No.18195286

>>18195263
I'm already invested in JNUG and DFEN? What do?

>> No.18195287
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>>18194858
The Fed & Treasury are pumping so much money into the market that it has completely decoupled from reality, pray for a crash before we go full Weimar

>> No.18195295

>>18195184
GE calls

>> No.18195302

>>18195114
ah ok i see. what do you think was the reason for the overreaction? too much fear of decision makers in connection with way too less information in general or probably the way the us government seemed to react too slowly and getting overwhelmed etc?

>> No.18195304

>>18195287
retard chicken little faggot

>> No.18195307

>>18194972
What happened anon, what'd you do?

>> No.18195315

>>18195203
fuck off you don't even have a daughter

>> No.18195323

>>18195287
We can just print our way out of any crash now. The past didn't operate under the same system we have now.

>> No.18195329

>>18195165
its not code, its just an excel spreadsheet.

>> No.18195330

>>18195307
>100 last Monday
>50 today

>> No.18195332

>>18195287
There won't be any inflation. The money they are using to buy the market is stored in the things they buy, they will send them up and then ask you to buy them for the amount they printed.

>> No.18195340

>>18195004
>Buy and hold investor
>Wants to trade oil and get rich quick

These are two mutually exclusive approaches

>> No.18195360

why can't bobos ever win

>> No.18195363

>futures up
>Japs up
>Aussies up
It's gonna be another green day isn't it

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>>18195287
>>18195210
these charts are missing a key element, namely context. we are in an extremely low interest rate environment for multiple reasons. that factor comes into play with investors. unfortunately there is no perfect formula to tell you if it's appropriately priced vs. historical norms - you're on your own.

>> No.18195373

>>18195330
But are you still up? Mind posting your portfolio?

>> No.18195379

>>18195363
Crab for a few days then another dump when the QE is pulled back. Thursday night right, not during Thursday market hours?

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>>18195323
>>18195332
I hope you guys are wrong. Cause I can't even buy stupid stonks yet.

>> No.18195390

>+1% futures
FUCKING SSSTOOOPPPPP

>> No.18195391

>>18195360
I was a bobo for a month and I won a lot. Now I’m a bull and I plan on winning more

>> No.18195393

>>18195363
Yes base 3% just from the slope of the line they have chosen + whatever FOMO.

>> No.18195396

Oil pumping.

>> No.18195403

>>18195332
>The money they are using to buy the market is stored in the things they buy, they will send them up and then ask you to buy them for the amount they printed.

It had not happenned for more than a few days since 2008.

>> No.18195405

Going all in pn calls. Good idea or bad.

t. Bobro who has realized the market is heavily manipulated and desires to take advantage of the situation before the usa collapses.

>> No.18195409

Tomorrow we piggyback on oil. Thank you based saudis and insects

>> No.18195429

you know what's funny... the only life that matters is farmers and truckers.... some one posted a meme today. some how it's true. they forgot our first responders... our police our fire departments and healthcare providers. There's lots of jewish lightning going on, but no thank your first responders. thank the police and healthcare providers. they're honestly why people like me are essential. i get to support them, so they can support the sick. and if you're not sick, find a way to make their lives easier and not harder. we're all going to get through this together. I love the people here who've been here years with me. Ima just go to bed and get up strong tomorrow. Don't kill your self... Keep yourself safe! I hope you're working as hard as people like me. This is about slowing the spread and bunker in so we can come out in full force. Hold out and we will beat this thing. America will never be broken this way, we only defeat ourselves. American's have resiliency and ambition if we all do our part to slow the spread and make sure we're not infecting each other. Life will get better, and America won't be defeated by this. We can find better ways to spend our time and I'ma go get ready... The whole world is impacted, and I have nothing but love for this thread. Thank you. Passover next week... lets protect life.

>> No.18195430

>>18195380
hey just be patient
if you play your cards right, you'll be buying stocks for the rest of your life
don't be stressed over a few days here and there

>> No.18195434

When everyone screams bull it's always too late. Same with bear. You, like all small timers are always the last to know, last to realize before it's too late.

>> No.18195442

>>18195287
>Reichsmark
>similar to the USD in any way
Do some research. They’re both fiat currency but that’s about it.

>> No.18195448

>>18195403
It will happen for more now, the money people will pay the fed to get all the shit back, the fed will just burn, they won't enter circulation and won't cause inflation. That's what 0% interest does.

>> No.18195454

>>18195434
too late for what

>> No.18195456
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OIL FUTURES UP 7%

WALLAH! WE WILL NEVER BE UNDER $21 PER BARREL, EVER, EVER AGAIN!

>> No.18195463

>>18195373
No, Im down over 40% overall
>Puts on SPY
>Puts on CCL
>Puts on SIX
>Puts on XOM
>Puts on CVX
>Puts on LVS
>Puts on MAR
>Puts on NKE
Plus others, all on APR03, APR09 or APR17
I'm mostly worried about APR03, thinking of selling depending on what happens tomorrow.

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>>18195430
Thanks, fren.

>> No.18195468

>>18195429
this, I do IT for the police and fire dept in my city.

>> No.18195469

>>18195429
Police officers are fucking useless parasites

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>>18195434
You saying me throwing in the towel on buy puts and going all in on buy calls is a bad idea even if they're far out expiry?

>> No.18195486

Nasdaq is now what it was in October of 2019 still and some people are saying that stocks are cheap now after the shit corona has done to the economy, lol.

>> No.18195491

>>18195456
how comes? did trump get a deal from putin?

>> No.18195493

>>18195463
lol bears deserve this
never bet against America

>> No.18195496

>>18195463
Damn man I'm sorry to hear... if it makes you feel better I lost $1k on piece of shit Boeing.

>> No.18195502

What are the upcoming bank run/rent ditch/company earnings report going to do to the market

>> No.18195508

>>18195486
doesn't sound like you're pricing in the american spirit anon, shame on you.

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WHY THE FUCK DID I LISTEN TO YOU BEARS ÀAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

>> No.18195514

>>18195502
Nothing.

>> No.18195521

>>18195454
>>18195476
I'm saying when "everyone" shares the same belief, it's just before the drop/rise.
/biz/ alone isn't "everyone" though.

>> No.18195523

>>18195502
seemingly nothing as there is no connection between the markets and the real world left.

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>>18195513

>> No.18195527

>>18195513
Unironically how can you be negative money

>> No.18195535

>>18195493
Oh you're one of those people. Tell me why haven't you gone all in with all the money you have. It'll always go up in your eyes so why not go all in right now?

>> No.18195539

>>18195486
October 2019 was good times, I remember it fondly
It was a good time to buy stocks then, and it's a good time to buy stocks now

>>18195513
Oh no!

>> No.18195540

>>18195409
>Thank you based saudis and insects
Saudis weren't involved in the days news. The main thing is US and Russia announced planned talks regarding the oil situation.
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Relief-On-The-Horizon-Trump-And-Putin-Discuss-Oil-Markets.html

>> No.18195544

>>18195456
>>18195491
China is fix
>China's official nonmanufacturing purchasing managers index climbed to 52.3 in March from a record-low reading of 29.6 in February, the National Bureau of Statistics said Tuesday. March's reading shows expansion, coming in above the 50 level.

>> No.18195545

>>18195491
>asking why a price is moving in a clown market
Trump and Putin "reached an informal understanding that stability in the global energy market is of the utmost importance in these turbulent times", whatever the fuck that means

>> No.18195552
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to quote an anon from friday
bodies in the street are BULLISH!

>> No.18195555

>>18195545
It means they will be doing some negotiations to perhaps make a deal.

>> No.18195559
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>>18195493
I lost a bunch in the first crash being very bullish, even bought the dip, then I traded it all out and got back most of it, then bought back in, now we are here. Thats what greed does. I'm telling others not to repeat it.

>> No.18195561

>>18195527
Robinhood doesn't track very well. My chart is really inaccurate for anything for last year and before at least.

>> No.18195572

>china lying about its manufacturing
>us lying about its stock values
>europe lying about its banks
who comes out ahead here

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WHEN WILL JNUG MOON

>> No.18195581

>>18195544
Yes China is having their second best month in 7 years, everyone should believe that. Oil is going up because there's nothing else to do but pump and dump.

>> No.18195588 [DELETED] 

>>18195561
no, it is correct. I had a small instant deposit get bounced back from my bank so I owe RH a few dollars

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>>18195555
what kind of deal could they make with the saudis still going full POMP EET? also checking those quads.

>> No.18195593

>>18195535
I'm all in on American semiconductors, bitch
just got back in friday

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I like how Peter Schiff only does podcasts on days when the market goes down

>> No.18195596

>>18195545
Desperation.
There are so many bagholders for US shale companies its ridiculous. Boeing and Oil are even more divorced from the economy than the stock market is. Politics, not economics, now guides their long term prospects.

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>>18195168
Honestly expected New York to explode into violence and crime.

People are afraid. They don’t want to be near eachother. Even if you shot someone you’d have to wait days to go raid their place and take their stuff, unless you’re absolutely kitted out with hazmat shit or don’t care or are confident they’re not infected.

I dunno. I was really concerned and thinking I should retrieve a gun but it’s all the way on the other side of the state. If New York hasn’t exploded I think everywhere else has a shot at making it through.

I go back and forth, but you’re kind of a perma-doomer so it makes me want to challenge your belief that the worst is always coming.

>> No.18195602

>>18195540
Holy shit, this might be the news the bears need for the market to tank. If the oil war is handled, I think it'll finally break the market.

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>>18195572

>> No.18195615

>>18195572
not us

>> No.18195616

>>18195590
I don't know.

>> No.18195617

>>18194784
I’m waking up early tomorrow and if SQQQ is shit I’m FUCKING ENDING IT

>> No.18195632

>>18195602
>If the oil war is handled, I think it'll finally break the market.
Not sure I follow your logic there, anon.

>> No.18195645

>>18195601
my cousin is a financial advisor. we're both country bumpkins here in connecticut. he sent me a text message asking for my take on the markets (i have money) and explained that he just went and bought a gun. the hysteria has never been higher over a flu * 2.

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>>18195535
This is the fundamental thing. If you think its going a direction, but your money where your mouth is. Thats exactly what I do. Sometime its works, sometimes it doesnt, but you'll always learn something.
Things I've learned:
Don't trade options unless you make it your life
Don't get greedy
Control your FUD (fear uncertainty doubt) and FOMO (fear of missing out)
Set up an automatic deposit into a fund and DONT TOUCH IT, thats your anchor
Don't trade biopharma/biotech
Dollar Cost average

>> No.18195669

>>18195617
After 5 of the last 6 days being super green with no sign of a top and bad news getting tossed aside how the fuck are you still shorting.

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>>18195552
Clear evidence for tradedeal
pigmeat for china

>> No.18195674

>>18195632
This your first clown market? Dead people, unemployment, and lockdowns are bullish. Now think about the opposite.

>> No.18195679

>>18195674
Oh I see. You're a good news is bad memer.

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>>18194721
How do you know that they did that?

>> No.18195739

>>18195552
Bitch, is dis fareal?

>> No.18195745

>>18195379
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/treasury-securities/treasury-securities-operational-details They're gonna spend 15 bil less over the course of thursday and friday, thatll be the day to short

>> No.18195756

>>18195691
Insiders have to report their trades. This is publicly accessible information.

>> No.18195781

>>18195745
That's what I was looking for, thanks.

>> No.18195784

>>18195552
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18195790

>>18195601
>Honestly expected New York to explode into violence and crime.

are flyovers really this retarded?

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>>18194858
It is most likely about funds rebalancing. Stocks took a huge hit during the first quarter of the year, we are about to enter the second quarter. To rebalance, they’re selling bonds and buying stocks.

Other possibilities that might contribute are the very optimistic tone on a vaccine from JNJ and on antiviral treatments from Lilly and Regeneron.

Also we’re in technically oversold territory, so a relief rally is expected.

another possibility is that the Minsky Moment of Q4 was reached and reversed and we established panic lows. Everyone predicts a retest of the lows, so it wouldn’t be unusual for them all to be wrong.

>>18194889
Assumptions...
Buy NTDOY

>> No.18195793

>>18195745
>>18195379
Probably start dumping on Wednesday EOD to get ahead of whats to come.

>> No.18195799

>>18195784
thank you, i will. the same happened in 2018 from the flu but didnt have media coverage.

>> No.18195807

>>18195122
Jesus that looks like an even bigger bear rally than '29

>> No.18195809

>>18195799
2018 had record unemployment claims, closed shops and the major economies in lock down?

>> No.18195817

>>18195745
That's pretty pathetic. As if the fed can't instantly re-increase if they see people wanting to sell.

>> No.18195826
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18195826

Is trading a legitimate profession or just glorified gambling? I say this because greats like Buffett say to just buy index funds, bonds, etc. And sure you potentially make less but you don't have to worry about it.

>> No.18195850

>>18195826
This isn't a free market so it's just gambling, the house always has ways to win.

>> No.18195854

>>18195826
>For an average person
Yes, normal people should just buy funds and ETFs. Being an investor/trader is a full time job.

>> No.18195858

>>18195826
>just glorified gambling
Yes

>> No.18195866

>>18195826
Daytrading and short term options are basically full time jobs.

>> No.18195867

>>18195809
we were talking about dead bodies - why did you change topics? anyways, obviously the situation we find ourselves in is unprecedented, but i'm not willing to bet on the collapse of society yet.

>> No.18195873

Where is that memer that took 2 data points to conclude that LA cases and deaths would go down because of "muh weather"?

>> No.18195895
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>>18195790
Los Angeles here, don’t understand what you’re talking about.

Are you saying it’s not likely for it to get any worse than it already was? Or that it’s not that bad? How long until a diabetic black woman is denied treatment and black lives matter shit starts turning over cars again?

>> No.18195900

>>18195791
>Everyone predicts a retest of the lows, so it wouldn’t be unusual for them all to be wrong.

It would be surprising! I haven't given that much thought. What if we don't even go back down 10% from here. Hmmm

>> No.18195906

>>18195826
price discovery is a legit job, but those people have resources and information most people don't have access to. everybody else is just fooling themselves.

>> No.18195929

>>18195867
>why did you change topics?
I was talking about you buying

>> No.18195936

>>18195873
he posted earlier today, it went back up

>> No.18195959

SELL SELL SELL
IT'S ABOUT TO FUCKING DUMP
>>18195730
>>18195730
>>18195730
OUR PUTS ARE ABOUT TO PRINT

>> No.18195960

>>18195929
yes, and i plan to buy more should the situation present itself. i have cash to continue buying the dip for the long term, although admittedly less than i did prior to this all happening, as i've been buying on the way down.

>> No.18195961

>>18195895
That’s not New York’s style.

>> No.18195963

Expect a test at 265, then a crash from there. I think it's happening either Thursday or Friday, or that following Monday. The volume was absolutely pathetic today on SPY, and it barely made its way past 260.

>> No.18195996

>>18195963
volume low because everyone was playing bannerlord

>> No.18196008

>>18195850
you don't see the house of cards is stacked up in the dow? you honestly have choices and decisions, but the most free market thing you can do is to tell a customer to fuck off, and sometimes I take pride in saying no. This isn't a free market. There are so many laws and regulations. Just keep learning what you can and stop being a moron who thinks they know everything ok asshole.

>> No.18196031

>>18195963
very brave anon, calling a test from a point that's $1.50 higher than where SPY was trading 2 hours ago. any other predictions you'd like to make?

>> No.18196042

So is the Dow Jones returning to normal or is there gonna be another crash?

>> No.18196046

>>18195826
it's gambling but the upside is if you trade fast enough and pay attention you'll never lose as much as you would waste in a casino

>> No.18196047

>>18195961
What is NY style rioting then?

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>>18196042
Bruh half the US is unemployed and most businesses are shut down. What do you think?

>> No.18196076

>>18196047
A "diverse" Coaltion of minorities led by the LGBT and the King Goomba himself Cumo.

>> No.18196078

>>18196042
Check back after lunch on Friday, payroll report should cause the high volume move we're looking for.

>> No.18196079

>>18195632
Lol you don't see it!? So far bad news has only led in it going up. In turn there is a possibilty that good news will cause it to go down. Idk why. Although it could just push it up even harder.

>> No.18196081

>>18196070
That's it, I'm buying 100x leveraged calls

>> No.18196087

>>18196076
What happens if Cuomo or Blasio gets corona? SPY 400?

>> No.18196093

>>18196047
you have domestic violence, and crimes within communities... you won't see cross burrow violence in NYC... it doesn't happen that way, when it does it's just kidnapping and things are taken care of personally and too late for investigators to really track.

>> No.18196097

>>18196087
SPY 1,000

>> No.18196112

Bad idea to start dollar cost averaging into airline stocks like SAVE and AAL?

>> No.18196141

>>18196047
For as fucked up as NY can be, it’s not the kind of place to have a full scale chimp out like that. There will be crime, but rioting left a really bad taste in the mouths of all New Yorkers since the draft riots. It’s just not the thing to do.

>> No.18196151

>>18195456
I was eyeballing USO today right before close, and starting to wish I'd have went in

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>>18195900
Here’s an interesting short take from mike Wilson at Morgan stanley, who I like but isn’t my favorite.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/talks-at-gs/id1373320104

It’s like 4 minutes

>> No.18196163

>>18196141
yep. Rioting is pretty exspensive and destructive too.

>> No.18196164

>>18195996
>bannerlord
Short the turiskish lira, absoute trash

>> No.18196181

>>18196163
I mean to say, that's why you shouldn't do it a good example of why rioting is bad is detriot.

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18196183

>encounter a CCP shill
>remind them that Taiwan has handled the CCP virus better than any other country
>watch them go apeshit
works every time

>> No.18196191

People saying we are oversold,I see many companies still trading at unreasonable highs,especially considering we're still at a worldwide standstill.

>> No.18196200

>>18196191
It is very weird. money is very manipulated and disconnected from reality.

>> No.18196215

>>18196141
Explain the 1968 riots after King got whacked, Tompkins square (1988), Crown Height riot (1991), etc.

>> No.18196227

>>18196112
here's the thing... jet fuel is a derivative of kerosene and that's probably still pretty expensive.... truth is nobody is booking flights. I'd wait until mid april to buy, i guess cost averaging noww isn't a bad idea. just focus on brands that would get bought out, and aren't focused in hubs about to become new hot spots. this slow the spread shit is to allow hot spots too happen and move.... i'm immune to this shit because i was exposed to sars and literally already had it, but air carriers are going to have a tough time recovering from this... if i was looking for a 2 year pop, i'd put 5% a week and hold for a year and take what ever I got to the next trade.... you might have to cut losses 5-6 weeks in and have to do more research... but there's more dip... guidance is going to be poor, im not sure what we're trying to do with buying airlines.

>> No.18196231

>>18196215
I think he meant white people

>> No.18196238

>>18196215
Excessive lawlessness has it's dangers

>> No.18196248

>>18196031
SPY has had to claw its way up to this point. Look at the last week. Almost every day ends in a dip/begins in one. 261.65, the current listing for SPY, is only just above were at the peak of last Thursday (which itself dipped into Friday). 265 will be a hard a hard fight, which SPY will lose.

>> No.18196252

>>18196231
How much of New York is actually white.

>> No.18196255

>>18196248
Probably.

>> No.18196256

>>18196215
i can explain them in one word.
niggers

>> No.18196259

Look at ASX200 today wtf is going on? And also to everyone saying dead cat bounce, isn’t this dead cat bounce going a bit too long?

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lol look at this turbobear
https://m.investing.com/analysis/amidst-the-chaos-keep-an-eye-on-big-picture-200520001

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>>18196183
Source on any of this?
Also Taiwan is still apart of China

>> No.18196278

>>18196256
i had been on the fence about you baggie, but now i can confirm that you're at least somewhat based

>> No.18196284

>>18196261
Lol. Delusional.

>> No.18196285

>>18196273
Wrong China is a part of Taiwan.

>> No.18196300

>>18196261
the inventor of elliot wave analysis came out in 2009 and said the DJIA was going to 100. try to remember that when looking at TA.

>> No.18196301

>>18196261
>Draw 100 different versions of meme-lines
>When one of them actually works out delete all the others and pretend like your the next Nostradamus
can't lose

>> No.18196307

>>18196261
1 and 2 are the only things that are going to actually happen.

>> No.18196314

>>18195895
> How long until a diabetic black woman is denied treatment and black lives matter shit starts turning over cars again?

Bruh, poor people go for want everyday in NYC and no one “chimps out.” Americans will riot over football and police brutality if it’s caught on film and widely publicized, not much else.

>> No.18196328

>>18194808
Asking the real questions

>> No.18196333

>>18196285
That's what he said though. Taiwan is apart from China

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>>18194753
>market trying to gank me

>> No.18196351

>>18196333
based formosan

>> No.18196365

>Corona case count increasing trend broken

CORONA STATUS:
NOTHINGBURGER

BEAR STATUS:
KEKED

>> No.18196375

>>18196335
brood mother could have stepped back and came back in, potm i dunno... she really had blink she didn't even step back and use her full range. what ever free gold.

>> No.18196383

>>18196333
https://twitter.com/wilfredchan/status/1243887606569590784

>> No.18196397

>>18196273
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/03/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/
300 cases despite being one of the first nations hit, 2 dead, number of new cases peaked long ago with maybe 20 new every few days

>> No.18196410

>>18196112
I would wait until the Fall. I have a feeling we're going to flatten the curve in the next couple weeks & go back to normal by summer. Then the virus will start to spread again in the fall when the weather starts to turn & its back to shutting down the economy again, except instead of a couple months, it'll be several months, creating new lows. Better to DCA on a downtrend than an an uptrend. Also, dont listen to Baggie... hes a drunk schizo...who has multiple trips... and has been....calling the bottom....since 28000...

>> No.18196418

>>18196365
Because nobody bothers testing anymore.

>> No.18196430

>>18196159
this link is only showing me the episode list. which episode/timestamp am i looking for?

>> No.18196434

>>18196418
Cope harder literally every country affected is testing as much as possible

>> No.18196441

The ASX 200 today has been fucking wild, look at the chart. Also, for you people saying dead cat bounce hasn’t this gone on a bit too long for a dead cat bounce?

>> No.18196443

>>18196418
>world leaders
>coronavirus doesn't exist if we don't test for it :DDDDD
meanwhile we're about to pump out hundreds of thousands a day

>> No.18196453

>>18195513
>211 put expiring friday
Did you not anticipate the reversal after a week of the trend flattening? the volume on the last 5 days of downward movement on SPY was really low.

>> No.18196458

What you guys think of KIRK?

>> No.18196459

>>18196259
They can last a while, usually the target is 50% retracement, although who the fuck knows

>> No.18196464

>>18196418
i dunno... i think some morons are going to die and end up unable to vote. it's interesting though, these fucking unions that were picketing like 6 months ago, are now all either out of a job or making a new product. it's kinda beautiful that the auto workers of america, are now the ventilator makers for america. unions are just fucking pieces of shit, collective bargaining should be unconstitutional, or we don't hold owners accountable for the lives of their employees. it can't be one or the other.

>> No.18196500

>>18196441
Depending on which downturn you look at, there are dead cat bounces that lasted days (leading to further correction for weeks afterword) or weeks (leading to months long downturns).
There is a lot of memeing in this general about infinite QE but it was timed very deliberately in the weekend after a week of circuit breaker trips. There was no other economic indicator that could respond or be measured as fast as the indices.
The question is did it just delay the inevitable or did it actually short a bear market that should have last weeks to months into 2 weeks? This is uncharted territory.
>but we had/have had QE before
Not literally infinite. There is no ammo more powerful for the bazooka than this.

>> No.18196501

I’m just not looking. That’ll work right

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>>18196464
how much money did you lose baggie

>> No.18196518

the strikes were a sell signal... i mean shit... i've been looking for a reason to buy, i don't have good ones yet, but we had so many top signs... selling was smart. trading bio memes is ok, but i've rarely been wrong on 3+ week or month forecasts

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>>18196430
>>18196159
Weird, that's not even the podcast I meant to send:

Mike Wilson: U.S. Equities - Is the Worst Behind Us?

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-wilson-u-s-equities-is-the-worst-behind-us/id1466686717?i=1000470007707

>> No.18196546

>>18196502
Probably not much. He's been saying to buy since the dip started, but has never posted his positions. His account is probably 3 figures, if that

>> No.18196554

>>18196397
I bet if I were to post China's China's cases despise having a higher population you'd just say
>believing CCP CCP numbers lmao bot
so tell me, why should I believe Taiwan?

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18196569

Can one of you fags explain options trading to a retard for me?

P.s im the retard.

>> No.18196576

>>18196569
fuck that reddit shit bro do crypto stuff

>> No.18196577

>>18196502
i haven't sold much, but i've got about 50k in realized losses these past few months.... i'll be ok. shit sucks, but i'll get through it.

>> No.18196583

>>18196569
buy high, sell low

>> No.18196607

>>18196569
You probably will never make consistent money with them. Harsh, but true.

>> No.18196624

I'm holding SPY 220 PUTS that expire on Friday... can we please get 1 more crash bros? The entire system is fucking rigged. How is SPY going UP when there are new cases everyday, more deaths everyday, more layoffs everyday, more shutdowns everyday, and more uncertainty everyday. Please explain to me how this is possible. When will people give up their delusional bull fantasies.

>> No.18196626

>>18196569
gambling unless it's used for hedging a big boy position, which you dont have

>> No.18196629

>>18196577
What's your account size?

>> No.18196633

>>18196112
AAL was having $ problems before this. Look to better run companies like Jet Blue or Southwest.

>> No.18196634

>>18196577
Ok LARP

>> No.18196639

>>18196624
PRICED IN

>> No.18196643

>>18196624
Any crash this week is hitting 240 max. But at least with a crash like that you can recoup some of your losses.

>> No.18196654

>>18196624
how much are you gonna lose once they expire worthless?

>> No.18196662

>>18196583
>>18196607
>>18196626
But no for real, what is this options garbage?
Youre essentially buying the right to redeem a certain price on a stock all the while praying is goes up in value to make money off of it?
Youre just buying a coupon time bombs right?

>> No.18196671

>>18196654
$8000 if they would expire worthless which they won't because you can't prop up this fake market forever.

>> No.18196683

>>18196662
ignore all the retards you got replying to you.
you need to only BUY calls or puts. do not write/sell them, ever.
if you buy them, you can only lose the amount you bought them for.

>> No.18196693

>>18196633
Alaska, American, and Delta had money problems before this (Delta worst of all).
I wonder if Jet Blue will be ruined by the fact that regional airports are likely to recover even more slowly than the major ones.
This is a long shot but I think United or Southwest will wind up absorbing Delta.

>> No.18196698

>>18196629
i have so many accounts... combine them i'm still a millionaire... im just trying not to have to lay anybody off. I hate I caught the yellow fever and you all bust my balls about my girl friend. it was her fucking birthday yesterday, and i drove all the way out to queens just to be with her.

>> No.18196712
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18196712

>US PMI coming out April 1st
>Estimated 1.5 point drop
>lowest since 2008
>expected to go lower
>also more unemployment numbers
>over 30% unemployment and 4 million more applicants
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/manufacturing-pmi-829

HOW MUCH MORE BULLISH CAN WE GET???????

>> No.18196714

>>18196683
can you break it down for me because this is making no sense to me.
If youre only buying how do you make money off of them?

>> No.18196720
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18196720

>Priced in!

>> No.18196721

>>18196671
It can be propped up longer than your puts can stay valid.

>> No.18196723

>>18196569
Theres a decent video on yt by ameritrade. Its a pretty simple concept

>> No.18196725

>>18196698
Kek you dont have shit LARP

>> No.18196743

>>18196662
>buying
You buy and sell in conjunction with owning the underlying stock.

Yes, options can be used to gamble. They can also be used to wring an extra couple percent out of a portfolio in a pretty reliable and low risk manner. See: covered calls.

>> No.18196748

>>18196714
from the difference :)

>> No.18196757

>>18196714
Options are contracts that give you the right to buy or sell 100 shares of a company at a price that's set when the contract is written. If the stock goes above your price for your call(purchase) contract, your option will gain value because you can use the contract to buy 100 shares for below market price and then immediately sell for market price to pocket the difference.

>> No.18196763
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18196763

>>18196683
>not selling OTM puts to greedy retards


>b-but what if the market crashes
Oh no, now I HAVE to buy heavily discounted stocks.

>> No.18196764

>>18195544
Please don't tell me people (market) is going to buy this horseshit, they went up almost 20 points then their entire country was on the verge of total lock down.

>> No.18196772

>>18196698
>queens
rip baggie, corona is going to fuck your day up

>> No.18196774

>>18196671
Anon... I dont want to be the one to tell you but I also have 4/3 puts that are going to expire worthless..We got cucked.

>> No.18196781

>>18196698
What yellow are we talking here? Chinese? Japanese? 한국?

>> No.18196789

>>18196714
>>18196662
>>18196569
All you need to know is DO NOT TRADE OPTIONS!
DO. NOT. TRADE. OPTIONS.

>> No.18196798

>>18195502
Turns market bullish because all PRICED IN. With infinite money printing and your government is BUYING anything that goes low, it is impossible to let the stock go down at this point

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>>18196774
Do not underestimate the clown market...

>> No.18196806

>>18196763
yeah, if you have the money ofcourse and it's for a stock you like

>> No.18196813

>>18196748
>>18196757
So if you buy a contract of 100 shares of company x for 100$ a share youre in it for 1000$ right?
At this point youre praying that the overall prices of the stock rises above 100$ withing its time bomb period so you can sell it for profit. Is that about right?

>> No.18196844

>>18196813
leverage for poor people

>> No.18196848

>>18196520
interesting to actually hear someone explaining "priced in" without memeing, thanks for the link

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>>18196848
no prob, he has some informative stuff, a lot of the investment bank podcasts do. But no one can tell you what happens next because no one knows.

Yeah, there's one idiot who keeps posting "priced in" and "bullish" and "brrrrrr" over and over, maybe a couple guys. They're only hurting themselves by not trying to learn.

>> No.18196902

>>18196712
The market buys all the bad news at the moment. There could be 50% unemployment and the index will still grind up it seems

>> No.18196907

https://m.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/australias-aaa-rating-under-a-cloud-as-debt-deficit-blow-out-2126081
AUSTRALIA GOING TO GET AN UPSIDE DOWNGRADE

>> No.18196931

Futures sinking into red!

>> No.18196932

>>18196902
It seems like everybody is assuming this will all be over soon and that the market will shoot back up quickly. So jockey for whatever is the worst current position to have the most room for upside.

>> No.18196937

>>18196907
Kek our market will probably go up on this news

>> No.18196940

>>18196907
Based. Only Germany and Switzerland are safe.

>> No.18196941

>these futures
that anon.. if he is right third week in a row.. holy fuck how rich and how does someone do that

>> No.18196942

>>18196931
and then prolly back in the green
Thetagang wins again

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18196949

>>18196698
>never posts positions
>never talks specific stocks
>never says what/when he buys
>never stated 1 fucking stock he's invested in
>multiple accounts worth millions

>> No.18196950

>>18196941
what do you mean

>> No.18196961

SUPER SECRET NEW BREAD
>>18196953
>>18196953
>>18196953
>>18196953

>> No.18196974

>>18196781
No, he means he caught corona.

>> No.18196996

>>18196941
I never see "that anon", only you talking about him.

Getting a real Leon Liger scam vibe...

>> No.18197003

>>18196712
You must realise the only person left buying and holding anything right now is Jerome and he ain't selling that shit.

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18197032

>>18196375
or you know, not attacked with all her spiders

>> No.18198099

>>18196112
>if you wanna be a millionaire
>first be a billionaire
>and then buy airline stocks