/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18187769

>>18187769
>Give me
Also to answer your question, it's the same as a regular gf, minus 10%. So take 10% from infinity and you get infinity-10%.

>>18187939
Now you might be wondering
>how does one obtain such a large amount of money
Well I have the answer for you. Invest every single penny you can spare, maybe do puts or calls if you're feeling lucky, and then see pic related
>seriously though invest every penny you can spare and then just pray

>>18187769
>I hope our kids look like you
I wish more women were this selfless

>>18187769
You don't actually need any money. Just LARP about being rich and succesful

>>18188198
this

>>18188198
This, it helps if you've lost a shitload on money like a retard. You know exactly what to lie about

>>18187769
Tomboys are impossible to get now, modern society has brainwashed them into dykes or trannys.

>>18188008
Maybe if you stop looking at figment of imagination in cartoon form you'll realise you've nurtured your desires through this echo chamber to want women that literally by and large do not exist, and that you hate women that also by and large do not exist
This site rots your brain, man

>>18188348
then where can i get a republican tomboy gf

>>18188375
based as fuck

A gf without a penis is a whore and around 10$ is enugh

>>18188375
I've dated a few different girls in my time. Many of them quite lovely and sweet, but all them (or at least the ones where children became a conversation topic) would say "I really hope my babies look like me".
This is always the case with Asian girls in particular because even though they might find a white man attractive and masculine, they still want their babies to be "cute and Asian looking" in the hopes that their son's will some how get whiter with age.

got a tomboy gf while being broke and hodling LINK

>>18188717
holy shit. that is based as fuck, anon.
congrats on this, seriously.

>>18188416
what part of "impossible" do you not understand?

>>18188375
then i dont want any woman at all. fuck this shit

>>18187769
>>18187809
DELETE THIS

>>18188375
>want women that literally by and large do not exist
Correct.
>hate women that also by and large do not exist
Wrong. I hate all real women.

>>18187769
>>18187809
>Tfw no short haired qt3.14
Do they still exist once you hit your late 20's or are they all gone by then?

>>18189719
More are being created every day. But by 30, you're too old for them.

>>18188915
WHERE. spill the beans now

>>18189766
Almost 28, anon. My time is running short then

>>18189822
Did you guys know that sex creates antibodies, improves general health and makes you more resistent to infections?

Had this one when I was in Philippines. Fits OPs description. The most memorable of all the women. Could out drink any girl.

>>18187970
based GEBposter

>>18189937
That's a man.

>>18188375
No women are cancer to Man. But are needed to create Man.

>>18189927
we tried to sex her but she's extremely neurotic and only plays WoW all day

>tomboy gf
they don't exist. they only exist in your pathetic little mind as a tulpa and or fetish

>>18187939

>>18187769
They no longer exist because liberal media and education will just convince them that they are not tomboys, but instead are ftm trannies.

>>18190042
Not even a cute one, either

>>18187769
>>18187809
Stop watching anime

>>18189937
>philipoono
Disgusting jungle insects. That was just a boy, not a tomboy. You actually obscured its eyes, as if they actually look so different to each other, you fucking retard.

>>18187769
>>18187809
>>18190256
This shit always cracks me up. But yeah it would be nice to have a tomboy gf

>>18187769
NEED TOMBOY

>>18191734
Shakespeare's best works posit that the ideal woman is one who was raised with male sensibilities, typically by a single father. The tomboy is a timeless treasure.

>>18187769
i hope i won't dream of her and then wake up and be very sad that the dream wasn't real

what makes you think they are not lesbians, and if they are bisexual, whats make you think you are their type?

>>18190256
It's okay Anon. Just gotta dig deeper for more hope.

>>18192540
Which works would this include?

I knew a real life tomboy in 3rd grade, but that was it. After adolescence they disappear

>>18192595
I just want 1. The average of the whole distribution doesn't matter.

I had tomboy gf in early twenties. They come with their own pros and cons.

>>18189937
Its not a gf if you pay for it.

>>18192687
The best ones.

>>18187809
I was in that thread
Wheres the best of both worlds post

>>18192996
this image always gets me
I love it

where to find a fit virgin bf irl as a tomboy? don't care about money just want to live innawoods and raise animals with you

Be careful about girlfriends OP. I cant coom for a month since my current girlfriend is so bad at handjobs she gave me a urinary tract infection.

>>18194831
Seriously?

>>18194831
did she rub dirt in your peehole or something wtf

>>18194755
post abs or pits

>>18194863
Yep. And thats after she gave me a sinus infection in December, Influenza A in Feb, another sinus infection in March and this. Plus can't drive because of anxiety and completly fell apart and couldn't even discuss abortion during a pregnancy scare. Thank fuck that turned out to be nothing. Never date a preschool teacher /biz/.

>>18187769
no funds required, you just need a big dick

>>18194910
>abs
don't have em :^(
>pits
blegh
>stats?
>5'2"
>long brown hair/brown eyes
>115 lbs BUT skinny fat
>virgin
>loyal/honest/good morals & values
the pits things is prolly a dealbreaker tho

>>18194960
how did your gf give you a sinus infection??

>>18195472
if you don't have abs or armpits then you probably aren't a tomboy
you need to lose about 10 lbs

>>18194831
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>18194960
Johnny Depp is that you?

>>18195560
>his gf must have abs or it not to his incel fantasies
yea, you might as well go after men, girls are supposed to be soft and fatty

>>18195560
>>18195472
What the hell are you goys going on about everyone has armpits.

>>18187769
Lawl, surprise headlock

>>18187769
>>18187809