/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18186834
fuck niggers

>>18186854
based
fuck bulls too

>PRESIDENT TRUMP AND PUTIN, IN PHONE CALL, AGREED ON THE IMPORTANCE OF STABILITY IN GLOBAL ENERGY MARKETS -WHITE HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Post em

>>18186859
please crash

TURN AROUND
EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT LONELY AND YOU'RE NEVER COMIN ROUND

boeing coming back up.

>>18186834
>working from home edition
I have nothing to do but still getting paid.

Was it actually priced it?

I don't know if I should respect women bros....

>>18186868
i wish you would step off of that ledge my friend

BABY I NEED YOU TONIGHT
FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT

Niger

Looks like its a bull market again boys, stonks only go up

at this point the number of people hoping for another bottom makes me feel that ship has sailed and now the consensus is just buy on the way up while companies just casually recover

>>18186876
those are men

I hope none of you are buying yet. MD and VA just announced quarantines, flights out of NC not taking passengers, only cargo now...

And just like that, we're on our way back to 260. Bobos can go to sleep now.

>>18186897
bullish

>>18186897
a stay at home order is not even close to a quarantine

>>18186834
How do I turn it around biz? Also down $300 on a SPY put on my ameritrade

>>18186863
where did you get that information?

USO lmao

>>18186897
Everything related to Corona is priced in, we're bullish now

>>18186897
I’ve never even heard of those states

>>18186897
still 80% cash who /marketlurking/ here?

>millions unemployed
>"IT'S A BULL"
Only a matter of time before the crash bobos

I do love me these bear traps. No better indication that we really are in a bull market.

>>18186865
I’ve wasted way too much mental energy following the markets. Most stocks I’ve picked have been done very well in the long run I just panic sell when they dip. At least I won’t discover the market when I’m middleaged and gamble all my money away.

>>18186921
https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1244650193481498628

I know oil price is manipulated but this shit is just wild

>>18186897
Very bullish, buy calls before this airs

>>18186897
Scrapping half your passenger craft's seating to move emergency medical equipment is extremely bullish.

>>18186897
dont make me say it bearnigger

>>18186926
Kek

>5/1
>5/15
>7/17
come back in a week to bragpost

>>18186897
priced in

>>18186920
do you consider yourself a capable options trader?
do you think that buying options close to their expiration dates is the best strategy for you to meet your financial goals?

>>18186920
Sell a put and turn it into a spread.

>>18186897
for real now: what COULD happen the next few days that let the markets crash again? only thing i can imagine is an increasing number of cases being re-infected in countries outside of china. italy, spain for example. if they have cases being re-infected like 2-4 weeks after initial infection shit got real.

what else scenario would you hope for if you desperately want a new bottom?

>>18186920
Get a job? You're down two weeks of pay.

>>18186949
>Oil goes down, nothing falls
>Oil pumps, everything rises
It's like you think they are stupid.

>>18186897
When Trump was about to quarantine NY we were about to moon. An actual quarantine would moon us to 300 SPY.

>>18186976
just wait. unemployment, strikes, case numbers, reports

>>18186866
huhuhuh no sir no u see money printer go brrrrrrr pretty green lines heheh so many happy green lines!!!

>>18186897
FAKE. A Mandatory closing of all businesses and government executive order to stay at home and not leave under any circumstances other than to get food or seek medical attention is NOT a quarantine!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BOBROS????????? BOBROOOOOOOOOOOOOS? WAAAAKEY WAAAAKEY #BVLLSVRGE

>>18186970
I dunno. Honestly my biggest returns have been in Crypto, I may just go back to that and avoid the stock market from now on. Should I hold onto my short positions for now?

>>18186973
for which position?

>>18186980
Have one, have been trying to make money off the volatile market

>>18187000
bro you're getting too cocky
be careful

>>18186976
literally nobody being able to afford debt payments on wednesday

Did you buy Teenage oil

>>18186996
Bro... you have calls, don’t you?

>>18186865
>800$
how does it feel to be in one of the greatest financial opportunities (maybe of your entire life) and have no money to invest.
some people become millionaire in a week while other playing with lunch money

Maybe it actually was priced in...

Team bulls gimme (you)s!
Every (you) is a pump!

>>18187009
Don't worry, /biz/ is still a few days ahead, so we can stay cocky for at least till Thursday.

>buy 1 (one) SPY put 15 minutes ago
>suddenly pump
fun

>>18187009
I"M TIRED OF HOLDING BACK
I"M TIRED OF THESE BEARS COMING OUT OF THEIR ONCE-IN-12-YEARS CAVES AND TRYING TO RUIN THE GOOD TIMES
I AM DINING ON BEAR MEAT
I AM A MAN
I AM A BULL THROUGH AND TRVE
#NEVERGIVEUP #OOOOOOOOH #TOTHEMOON #BIGDICK

Forged steel ceiling at SPY 260.

>>18187032

>>18186946
I sold my 1500 gush at 40¢ then it spiked to 15$ I want to kill myself. I'm in dire need of cash and got let go it really sucks.

>>18187007
EWP. I’d do a $17 Put.

>>18187054
it was a reverse split you mongoloid

>>18187039
>buying puts after something drops 0.5% when it's been going up for 6 hours.
Keep trying to time a dump I'm sure people love taking your money.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-injects-7-billion-banking-015041002.html

>>18187032
Sorry bro. I, the great crab, with this 5 get will take all of your energy

>>18187072
fucking cancer.

Is this priced in?

PREP THE BULL

>>18187061
It’s bait you retard

>>18187062
What the fuck else am I supposed to do in this bog market? Nothing has any logic to it anymore.

>>18186857
Oil is a separate asset. It's actually physical and consumable. You can't run a factory with gold or crypto, nope.

>comparing oil to crypto
Now that's just retarded.

>>18186898
>Oil costs money to store
Just store them on a barrel underground. Industrial storage does cost tons of money, but 50 barrels of oil should be enough for anyone to make it. Don't be a brainlet and store them underground.

VIX is poised for bankruptcy

>>18187061
Oh thank god, what was it 10 to 1? That's still a decent chunk of change though. I sold at around 600$.

>>18187063
but xi ping pong told me china had this under control

>SPY has still not reached 100M volume today
guess everyone's just watching from the sidelines

>>18187014
>literally nobody being able to afford debt payments on wednesday
what would be no problem short term if you dont have to. no evictions, water and electricity wont be allowed to cut you off in lockdown etc.

>>18187091
Leave options and just buy stocks.

okay you forced me to roll out the big guns of meme magic, if I get digits and I WILL get digits, I curse the fucking FED and all the retards pumping this corona infected market, and we shall RIDE AGAIN my BONIGGAS get ready

>>18187084
Jesus

bros it broke 260...

>>18187091
>What the fuck else am I supposed to do in this bog market? Nothing has any logic to it anymore.
this.

NRZ bros, are we loading up the truck or staying away?

>>18187092
how much physical oil are you storing

>>18187124
you see? 1818 fucking got'em

>>18187092
>Just store them harder!
WOW! How comes this one coomer is smarter than all the engineers in the world!?!?!

>>18187124
epic fail

>>18186930
92% cash will have big regret if this is a v recovery

>>18187100
Isn't that what you are suposed to do in a bull market. Just hold.

>it kept rising
Fuck this shit.

>>18186834
Boy just check that SPY volume! I'm thinking the bullrun is BACK BABY!!!

>>18187122
Stocks are fucked. I don't know the real value of anything anymore, a decade long bubble has just popped, there might be another massive leg down for all I know.

>>18187137
it should be statistically impossible for someone to buy the top as many times as I have

>>18187092
>Just store them on a barrel underground. Industrial storage does cost tons of money, but 50 barrels of oil should be enough for anyone to make it. Don't be a brainlet and store them underground.
What?
You aren't going to actually buy physical crude dude. And refineries store oil in 100,000+ barrel quantities

well we should have bought SPY calls. thats what we get for bettnig against the most powerful government in the world. good lesson to learn here. you cant beat the fed

>>18187084
oh god yes

>>18186992
>strikes during an unemployment rise
what? if they dont have jobs, they can't strike. If they are in a union, they can't be laid off and their wages won't be lowered.
>case numbers
we are expecting 200k deaths rn, and we are only at 3k. I think its safe to say its all priced in.
>unemployment
numbers are out, but the stimulus bill had up to 10M priced in (read your reports)
>reports
only reports from now on will be media trying to cause more panic and reports of stonks going up

>>18187144
NRZ will crater to sub $2. Mortgage REITs are mega fucked

>SPY breaks 260 right after I buy a put
lol

>>18187124
my digits = fed pump is priced in and more bad news is coming

>>18187124
YOUR DIGITS ARE WEAK. WITNESS TRVE BVLL MAGICKS

>>18187160
Then you need to stay bullish now and buy the dip.

>>18187159
Trump will hold your bag and won't let it fall. You are in the new inflating bubble anyway.

it will be okay
it will be okay
it will be okay
it will be okay
it will be okay
it will be okay
this is not okay

>>18186865
Peaked at 160k, went full tard and burnt my way to 93k. Regrouping as we speak.

>>18186897
AND THE MARKET IS STILL GREEN
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>18187082
Lol

WHY ARE WE PUMPING?

>>18187162
bitch you got room in your garage to store at least 20 barrels, go buy them

>>18187159
>popped
not as long jerome in charge

>>18187091
FFS stop buying naked puts and calls. You should be selling credit spreads and covered calls on stocks that are above your cost basis. If it’s below your cost basis, buy more.

How to improve the board

>>18187092

what's a good broker on mexico bros?

>>18187032
>>18187032
>>18187032
>>18187032
>>18187032
>>18187032
I'm not gay but I want money

And just like that, 260 is the new bottom.

its over bearbros, jerome is too powerful

4chan is supposed to be ahead of the rest of the internet. Why do we still have so many bears.

I've spent 18 hours a day on biz for the last two years and this is the first time I've ever posted in an /smg/ thread.

cool

BASED JEROME WORKING /smg/ INTO A SEETHING SHOOT BY INFLATING THE BUBBLE AND PUTTING IT BACK TOGETHER FOR VS BVLLS. BACK TO YOUR CAGES, FOUL BILE BEARS!!!

and walla just like that my portfolio is ruined

>>18187213
you've spent 18 hours a day for the last two years being told to spend all your money on shitcoins

>>18187190
>storing 20 bbls of crude oil in the garage

I did some math based on previous days reported daily values at this current time and looks like US is going to have:
>23700-24500 new cases
>510-682 deaths

For today. Is this bullish?

>>18187221
yikes

boomer already sold
now (((they))) contol the price

The bulls are right in that years from now the market will recover
The bears are right in that we are seeing a artificial pump in a bear market which will inevitably contonue it's downward trend

>>18187193
is this priced in?

so even though you like memeing about brrr money I'm pretty sure not a single dollar was printed in this crisis

>>18187213
Welcome newfag.
Prepare yourself for pink wojacks and bull cope.
It will be epic.

and walaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18187084
boy became tranny and got BLACKED?
is that the story here?

FUCK YOU IM NOT SELLING MY PUTS

>>18187021
Not the same guy but same situation. It feels like shit but atleast i didn’t miss it entirely. My budget was around 1000$ before the crash. Bought some intel, cisco, microsoft, morgan and i was considering raytheon

Lads i dont even think theres a point in selling these now.

>>18187240
it's still priced in, he's just in the denial stage of grief
named after a river in Africa...

>>18187124
>>18187175
>>18187176
snib and snab frens it is eternal

DAILY REMINDER TO BEARS THAT THIS CHART IS WRONG >>18186518

This is the real chart to show you what and how it's really going to go down, fat.

>>18187124
The bear market is over barring some new horror

Not even two weeks ago we had boomers screaming to shut the markets down for a month and now suddenly we have this miracle rally, really makes me think

>>18187236
UHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THE BEAR GWUMPY??????? IS THE BEAR CRINGING???????????? IS THE BEAR CVCKED BY THE BVLL???????????????????????????????

I SAY YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS BVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS SLAAAAAAAAAAY

That's it. I've fucking had it.I

'm unplugging Jerome's printer because he needs to stop.

>>18187232
BVLLISH^2

>>18187278
>he doesn't know

bobobros...
i don't feel so good...

>>18187253
yeah, you mad wh*te boi. Niggas be stealin all your bitches

Bears are still in control of the bond funds. TLT is going back to 0.

Tech stocks way the fuck up for the year. Look at apple, AMD. Nividia. Tesla.

If you understand economics you understand what 2 months (minimum) of 30-40% of the economy being out of work and unable to spend is going to do for down-chain industries and economic forecasts for the entire year, probably 2. If you're buying now you're a moron, we haven't even erased the year's gains.

This is just laying the foundations for a huge crash. Everyone is buying short term betting on the feds ability to print money faster than the real economy is crashing. But since everyone knows that the real economy is crashing nobody is buying stocks long term right now, the prices are just too high for good long term investments given the fact that the real economy is melting all over the world. The turnaround will be nasty

>>18187270
lmao the absolute state of bears

>>18187124
Digits dont mean shit on a slow board you absolute newfag tourist

>>18187291
it's fine, no volume.

>>18187278
Hows SNSS doing lmoa

>>18187291
Lemme see a screenshot your positions

>>18187278
Everyday is a new horror m7.
It's just that the market is on some hardcore narcotics and no longer responds to it.
Clown World, Zombie Market.

>>18187278
I can’t wait until you lose the 16k you have left lmao
Everything ok tripfag? You’re still out of a job until May 1st minimum. Hope you have enough to make rent

Intel got gassed, they have nothing that competes with AMD now.
https://www.techspot.com/review/2003-amd-ryzen-4000/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYqG31V4qtA

INVEST BLACK ROCK RIGHT NOW.
THEY OWN THE FEDERAL RESERVE MONEY

>>18187297
>this bear cope
The crash is over, PRESIDENT TRVMP CVCKED THE BEARS ONCE MORE! SEEEEEETHE, LOOK AT THIS GREEN BOYO! LOOK AT THAT GREEN! MUHHHH BLACK MONDAY??? WHERE IS THE BLACK MONDAY????? OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18187032

>>18187297
>If you understand economics you understand what 2 months (minimum) of 30-40% of the economy being out of work and unable to spend is going to do for down-chain industries and economic forecasts for the entire year, probably 2. If you're buying now you're a moron, we haven't even erased the year's gains.

>>18187298
I have calls as well it just seems i make the wrong bet a lot. Call when I should do put, put when i should do call which happens a lot.

fuck it. i capitulate as a bear tomorrow. $50k calls on spx, dax, ndx, djia

>>18187297
>no as long i have ink left
but seriously they could delay the impact like they did in 2008

>>18187316
doesnt intel still offer the best performance for games by like ~10% margin? not involving the price for this

>>18187297
Priced in.

Face it bears, you had your two weeks. It's time for another 10 year bull run.

IM NOT SELLING
>IM NOT SELLING
IM NOT SELLING
>IM NOT SELLING
IM NOT SELLING
>IM NOT SELLING
IM NOT SELLING
>IM NOT SELLING
IM NOT SELLING
>IM NOT SELLING
IM NOT SELLING
>IM NOT SELLING

>>18187304
>massive green candle as soon as you posted that

C'MON DOW SHOW ME THAT JUICY +3% +3% +3% OOOOOHHHH SHAKE THAT DOJA CAT BOOOOOOTY BRRRRVVVVVH BVVVVVVLLS

>>18187307
Just fine. Stock price is in a temporary dip, will go back up as soon as the next data is in and that 47% and 48% cross the 50% line, which they will both easily do. Fantastic time to buy in.

>Bluechips all above where I sold
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM NEVER GONNA GET CHEAPIES FOR MSFT LMT BRKB EVER AGAINNNNN!!!!!!

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH NINTENDIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18187349
That's not sustainable though. The bubble NEEDS to pop for the long term health of the markets dude.

>>18187297
Everybody still eats groceries
Farmers grow food
All buy utilities
Deals galore in stocks whose prices have slashed but revenues up and costs down

>>18187340
yeah good idea. switch to a bull the day before it crashes again

>>18187297
Isn't the bet right now that Trump will effectively revive trade among these companies as well as US businesses?

>>18187343
That was true like 3-4 years ago but now I don't know. I haven't been on /v/ in a while.

>>18187349
>PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
>PRICED IN

>>18187349
If anything like this happens I'm truly living in clown world

>>18187353
double down, bitch

S&P will close above 2640. Check em

>>18187340
>tomorrow
The bear market lasted 2 weeks and we are already one week in the bull market. You waited so long all you will see is crab.

>>18187377
stop jinxing me

>>18187270
>Uber put
Delivery is at ATH
>HD put
Lowes and Home Depot are packed with preppers now
>HAS put
Parents are stuck with their kids at home, and now have an extra $2,400 for easter

>>18187371
is this bearcucks seething priced in

mfw I didnt buy anything

Low volume again on SPY.

>>18187369
so yeah that's why I asked, about a year ago i9 9900k still offered like 10% better performance in games than the new ryzen 2 but ryzen 2 was like 50% cheaper

Market still has plenty more room to fall. We haven't even begun to flatten the curve, and companies have no clue how to guide their investors through these troubling times. I see another 10-20% downside from these prices.

>>18187385
IF DUBS DOUBLE DOWN.

>>18187364
>NEEDS to pop
Or else what? Bear puts don't print?

PRAISE JEROME
>PRAISE JEROME
PRAISE JEROME
>PRAISE JEROME
PRAISE JEROME
>PRAISE JEROME
PRAISE JEROME
>PRAISE JEROME

>>18187296
if price of TLT goes down, the yield goes up...

>>18187366
YEAH I KNOW BUT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CRASH IT IT SEEMS BECAUSE LITERALLY BUY I'VE MADE PAST 5 DAYS HAVE BEEN REVERSED AT LITERALLY THE PEAKS

ALL THESE BEAR WIMPS IN THE THREAD PROBABLY NEVER HAD ONE HIGH TEST FAP IN THEIR LIFE. ME? I WAS RAISED OFF OF ALIZEE, HAYLEY WILLIAMS, AND JENNIFER CONNELLY. #BVLLANDPROVD

>>18187292
>Based nigger taking one for the team

>>18187389
mfw I bought airline stocks on thursday

>>18187340
Lmao. Every time i did that the reverse happened. If you succeed tho congrats on the easy money.

24k at EOW
>inb4 Nostradamus poster

>>18187297
Tech is probably one area that is most robust against movements like this. It's not going to stop. It may be a bit overpriced for the moment, but 5-10 years the gains realized are still going to be insane. No one wanted to listen to Ted, so this is where we're going.

I got $96, tell me how to spend it /smg/

>>18187399
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

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PRICED

IN

>>18187420
chipotle steak burrito

free delivery

>>18187420
buy a pizza, a really cheap hooker and some bottom shelf vodka

red day, see last digits

>>18187420
short bobos
long jerome

>>18187399
you are assuming it's a free market

>>18187364

Yeah, it did pop, check the charts from 2 weeks ago.

>mfw 10 year bullrun started last week

>>18187364

>stocks drop 35%

>Great depression was 50%

At what point do you faggots think we've actually had a crash? Are you holding out for 70% or something? if a 35% correction isn't the bubble popping then what is?

>>18187402
No..Or we're due for an even bigger catastrophe. Infinite growth is not achievable on a finite planet. The market needs to cool off.

>>18187431
fuck off nigger

>>18187364
Maybe in 2070. The dollar is way to strong right now it can't be inflated.

wtf bros....its not going down, im down 20% with my puts....do i sell?

>>18187433
>SHUT UP BEARTARD ITS PRICED IN YOURE PRICED IN EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN

>>18187389
Id have been better off not buying any stocks.

t. Down 1.2k since a month ago.

>>18187433
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING BAD NEWS EACH TIME IT PUMPS +0.1%

>>18187445
This is return to normal stage

>>18187414
>airline stocks
LMAO nigga why would you buy literal trash like that? What was going through your head?
t. shale oil company investor

>>18187437
>>18187440
>>18187442

I had some leftover pizza already and I'm stocked with bourbon

>>18187433
literally fake news from your boy Jordon Shekeltel

>>18187433
Holy shit we're gonna hit 300 by EOW if that's true.

>>18187406
>priced in

>>18187452
you've got until S&P 2700. capitulate if we pass through to 2770.

>>18187447
It isn't a correction we dropped 30 and shot up 15 in the span of 3 weeks. It's the bubble getting reinflated.

>>18187447
but there was no bubble during the great depression
nowadays stocks are relatively overpriced af compared to then, that's why a 35% drop today equates to like 20% drop back then

>>18187406
based and saved because powell
but bear dummies are way overstating his role

>>18187409
based.
...heather harmon gets a shoutout because maybe I'm a degenerate

holding since black thursday

>>18187421
Wallah, and just like that, SPY is never going above 261 or below 260 again

>Oil goes up
>Stonks go up

>Oil skydives
>No effect on stonks

what is this shit?

>>18187433
>50 - 70 million
>US total labor force is 164.6 million
>Unemployment rate of ~30.4% - 42.5%
Extremely bullish

>>18187497
money printer go ____

>>18187437
careful chipotle is still an infection vector. any delivered food is a risk
you're eating flu burritos
cook your own food

>>18187488
based
you're probably outperforming 99% of people in this general

>>18187364
>The bubble NEEDS to pop
Said the virgin bearlet since like 2015 or so?

>>18186834
please give me 1 more +5% day so I can 7 companies with 7000 USD

>>18187497
Market is sedated.

Just bought 10x Chevron @68.00
Nowhere to go but up r...right guys?

>>18187497
Literally market manipulation.

>>18186834
I FUCKING KNEW TODAY WOULD BE GREEN GET FUCKED BEARS

"of course the market will go up more"
"shit like Boeing can't fail so it will outperform"
"hi yes I am retarded how could you tell"

>still can't break 260
uh oh mumu
haha

>>18187518
spooki

It'll close on 265, screenshot this.

>>18187483
>nowadays stocks are relatively overpriced af compared to then,

Based on what? Do you know how much GDP has grown since 1930 even adjusting for inflation?

Sorry bro, you shouldn't have bought puts with the rest of the degenerate gamblers on this forum. 10 year golden bull run started last week.

>>18187497
Stonks are being bailed out by unlimited brrr works. Oil is a geopolitics issue.

>>18187512
*so I can exit 7 companies profitably

>>18187364
>The bubble NEEDS to pop for the long term health of the markets dude.
>bubble popping makes the market healthy in the long term
Retarded.

>>18187522
rip

>>18187529
based on wealth inequality which wasnt nearly as significant then as today

Wanna buy SEAS but its fundamentally a bad idea. maybe just a little

>that one poster has done correct predictions for two weeks now
if he continues to be correct... tomorrow is another big dump day apparently

>>18187433
>32%~ unemployment rate
God DAMN if this isn't bullish I don't know WHAT is.

>>18187555
who?

>>18187522
lmao jesus whats your total net worth

if I had a million I'd be so fucking deep innawoods with sat internet

>>18187522
Based

>>18187555
Wouldn't surprise me at this point. They were right when they said you can't time the market.

so 220 was bottom? is it safe to put my 401k back in stocks?

>>18187548
>wealth inequality

Priced in

Should I wait till the market stabilizes before having a long vertical spread?

>>18187399
Riced in

>>18187484
ew, why did they draw a huge pus filled pimple below her mouth?

Sold everything in February and I'm still waiting to buy back in. Last week's dip looked really nice, but the market still seems volatile and nothing makes sense anymore.

>>18187399
But Baggie haven't you heard? It's been priced in.

>>18187573
What in the fuck is that webm

>>18187522
Should have known it was priced in

>>18187582
sit on your money for a few months.

>>18187573
what in the fuck.is she a reptile ?

>>18187591
cgi

>>18187537
>More than one thing can't be keeping you alive
>Some Nigger goes around killing people
Wew

>>18187542
You post a loooooooooot of cope, anime tranny.

>>18187555
I think there's more of them who actually predicted the new bull market. It's what you get for working hard on researching and actually looking at the fundamentals of a company.

If everything is priced in, shouldn't we just perma-crab?

>>18187614
i'd wait until at least mid april to tell desu.

>>18187612
Wait, why are you recording my posts?

>some anon posts about ema5 and ema20 in last thread

any suggestions on what indicators i can combine with this to improve it? trying to learn how to scalp here, started looking at some charts with these on them and buying/selling at the 20 looks interesting.

>>18187562
some random anon here was right about two big crashes leading into a pumping week with two crabby days over this weekend and tomorrow being a dump

>>18187573
Fuck whatever that thing is
I was expecting it's eyes to close sideways but this is somehow worse

>>18187278
Get FUCKED tripfag

>>18187573
Based Harry taking the fembot out

can jerome please buy my portfolio for 2x the price i paid

>>18187343
Now it's more like 5% and that's only at 1080p. At any higher resolutions there's barely any difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0doPJbvrrY

>>18187278
where have you been the last week

>>18187624
No. There is this thing called inflation that makes everything gain value over time.

>>18187624
only bad news gets priced in

>>18187016
Too old- i mean high, still. If i'm trading oil again without bullish rumor or news it needs to be stupid low. Only reason i did a long on it before was rapid drop from 30s to 20 with high likelihood of short term bounce, which happened and i sold. Fast drops bounce. Slower bleeds don't, or not in a predictable way anyway.

>>18187624
no because everyday more and more people realize its priced in and they buy in which makes it rise.

Once all boboniggers and normalfags realize its priced in and buy in then we will officially be MAX PRICED IN

>1/3 people will be unemployed
>It's fucking green

Is there anything that isn't priced in yet?

>>18187643
so in general theres price action indicators and volume indicators.
Moving averages are a price action/momentum indicator. You would benefit adding a volume indicator to validate any actions. try VWAP

>261
Bobos, it's time to admit defeat.

Yo what oil stocks should I get to whether the storm?

>SPY 261
alright this is getting ridiculous. What even happened to justify this?

>>18187668
Your post

>>18187668
>Is there anything that isn't priced in yet?
Yes, the bear trap.

you are fukin retarded if you're into the market right now, its more manipulated than crypto scene, keep cash until crash

>>18187582

>>18187433
4 gorillion unemployed! 12 gorillion dead!

YOU'VE BEEN
PRICED OVT
WE'VE BEEN
(YUH)
PRICED IN (BVLLS!)
YUH YUH
BEARS DEAD
YUH YUH
BVLLS WIN

pathetic volume, anybody falling for this deserves to loose money

>>18187668
drone food delivery is indeed, not priced in.

i just bought a SPY put for tomorrow they are super cheap right now

>>18187683
Literally fucking NOTHING

should I hold my suncor calls overnight? i don't want to get too cocky

t. humblebro

spy 200 by mid april

>>18187643
Ichimoku cloud but hide every except the baseline and conversion line. They're moving average lines but calculated in a different way and i find them more useful for swing trading than sma or ema.

>>18187609
more than one thing can keep a person in good spirits but that doesn't mean prayers or family visiting you does anything to actually keep you alive

>>18187683
Stonk always gobup

>my stocks get a random green spike near the end of today

Something is up

I REALLY should have waited to sell my SPY call it would almost be in the money now

>>18187659
>everything gain value over time.
Isn't that money losing value over time?

>>18187449
Eat dick tripcuck

>>18187696
Quick goldberg inc needs a bailout!

C'MON DOW GIVE ME THAT JUICY JUICY +3%, WIPE OUT THAT FRIDAY BEAR HOPE FROM THE WORLD YVVVVH

the market is forward looking. they are looking forward to the future where 90% of the service industry has collapsed, because then the stocks will be cheap, so they're buying them in advance.

I didn't need that money anyway, I like being poor

so many idiots bagholding SQQQ

saw some guy in a FB group doing TA on it lmao

>>18187612
>kids can't get infected
lol, retard. that's the beauty of this thing. young people absolutely do get infected, they just shrug it off no problem without any symptoms. they can still infect other people though.

>>18187703
If you haven’t made money on this pump by now you’re actually retarded

>>18187739
>>18187739
>>18187739
>>18187739
>>18187739
new thread

>>18187084

Who /SVXY/ here?

>>18187449
didn't your balding asian wife cheat on you or something? i thought you an hero'd

>>18187253
kinda reminds me of what happened to the market.

>>18187582
>smart enough to realize in gonna crush
>dumb enough for not shorting and making money

>>18187711
Not so fast giganigga

>>18187084
>>18187253
>>18187292
Do you think either the kids parents or the niggers mom thinks this is weird? Like seriously you know they both jerk it to tranny and nigger porn... Their relationship is pretty much one big fetish.

>>18187591
>>18187608
>>18187647
it's just someone wearing a mask

>>18187651
unless...

>>18187537
Indians are the most spiteful of healthcare practitioners.
Don't piss off your Indian doctor, he WILL try to kill you on the sly.

You know what with this market all Tesla has to do is beat expectations and it could actually do 700 this week, its like a catalyst for getting volume back and its not like anyone is buying anything else.

>>18187343
3% and if the game uses more than 8 threads intel gets smoked

>>18186818
Some anon told me to look into company 10Ks to get a good idea of what to buy, how do I interpret all these graphs?

>>18187872
everything is already risk adjusted, just buy whatever

>>18187307
>he thinks it'll stay below $1
Multiplying net worth coming soon

>>18187784
I am too dumb and cautious to play with options.
It hurts a little if I think about the money I could've made, but that's hindsight for you.

>>18187749
somebody must have been impersonating me or something.

>>18187703
use it to buy cheap puts

>>18187710
in this market i wouldnt hold any gains overnight unless you are real confident in the company. i dont know what suncor is

>>18187894
>just buy whatever

>>18187871
here >>18187656 it looks more like 5-10%
high res obviously shouldn't count in these benchmarks since it's throttled by GPU, that's why you see no difference in performance at high resolutions
can you show source for the 8 core claim?

>>18187962
No one that buys a 9900k will play on 1080p. Might as well lower it to 480p if you want to maximize the difference.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DUMP?

>>18188048
>No one that buys a 9900k will play on 1080p.
why not?
seems like if you want to 144@1080 at high settings you still need the 9900k, the benchmark itself shows both 9900k and 3900x around 150fps at 1080p at high settings

>>18187580
Imagine being such a fat fuck you have to fuck this because you can't get a girl like yourself.

>>18188064
Just ride the waves anon

>>18187811
the MTF's parents are probably turbo liberals that encouraged her transition and probably clapped when she stuck it to the patriarchy by going for the meme pairing

I don't think the black kid's parent (just one) cared because the Urban Community doesn't really care who you fuck as long as there's a pussy and fat ass attached to them. That's why they don't care if one of their friends is with some slampig landwhale, as long as the ass was fat it's all good to them

>>18187084
Not the same kid. The nose is clearly different

>>18187433
>sourced.
KEK

>>18189043

>>18187343
>>18187656
when's the last time CPU performance mattered for getting higher framerate in PC games, 2001? maybe load times are a tiny bit faster with a better CPU but then disk read speed is a much bigger factor

>>18189085
you seem completely misinformed
CPU has a very big impact

>>18187711
back to work

>>18189113
lol no

>>18189344
to expand on this, as long as the cpu doesn't bottleneck the gpu you have a good enough cpu.

when you have enough you have enough. it makes zero difference on performance if you buy a new cpu that is 10 times faster.
know that games usually doesn't increase physics calculations (or general logic calculations) just because you increase your FPS. at most they will check your inputs more often and use that to update the camera position or trigger sound events + queue orders for the next frame when logic calculations are actually scheduled

>>18187213
A good lurk but not the best

May averages be ever in your favor newfriend