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>>18185655
Just opened a long bros, we're all gonna make it

get em while they're cheap

>JNJ already on TV announcing early 2021 vaccine deployment
>r*ddit STILL thinks they didn't miss the bottom
lmao

bearbros i dunno...
jeromes printer is too strong...

>>18185667
Buy the dip

>>18185667
*CLICK* ..................................................................................................

>Why yes, I'm in denial about my worthless puts.
How could you tell?

bobobros...

>Bank of Ameria buys 72,000+ shares of PBA
>buys $1000 worth of PBA

>>18185667
Ready for EOD dump?

>>18185685
>>18185667
As much as i'd like to go, physically and stock market wise, back to 2008 it ain't happening

Why are you trading stocks instead of playing Mount and Blade 2?

>>18185655
/smg/ bullish af
You know what to do anons.

Maybe we've died and gone to hell.

>>18185675
thoughts on ET & USO

>>18185687
lol based

>economy wont open for a month
>everything is still green

Fuck it whatever, what can I get thats still relatively cheap

are airline stocks a good long? I mean who could replace them? They are pretty much monopolies.

>>18185655
extremely gay pic faggot

Do you guys think USO is going to be back at $7 by 2022?

>>18185687
I'm taking it on the chin from the market myself, currently.

>>18185702
open more longs?

>>18185446
It really did. Back at 260 after panic sellers were bought up. This is the new bottom.

I am new to Crypto trading. Can anyone tell me a way to earn atleast 10$ profit a day. Using Binance

>>18185698
This. Markets just needed to cool off a bit, maybe we won't get to ATH this week but maybe 2-3 weeks or a month

>>18185684
but we're constantly bouncing off your very own memeline?

Yov denied the words of the BVLL. Now lie in yovr den of feces. Bvll. Bvll. Bvll.

>>18185702
The last four days have been nothing but bobos bragging about how red monday morning was going to be.
I always go against the consensus on /smg/, you guys are always wrong.

>>18185688
The (((modeler))) responsible for the scare is admitting he fucked up.
He also fucked up with Swine Flu and Hoof and Mouth.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Ferguson_(epidemiologist)#/editor/0
Buy the dip
>Buy the dip
Buy the dip
>Buy the dip

>>18185709
GE, CPRX, SPCE

do you guys actually use stop loss orders or do you just hold on and pray and maybe lose everything?

>>18185684
Its a bear rally back to 265-270 because of EOQ and EOQ rebalancing. But honestly, just think about it. The world is burning and just last week we had a low of what, 222? If people bought a put the expires this week or this month expecting the market to just plummet then them.

>>18185704
Not informed enough to say really. I'm just certain this is one of those industries that the US won't let die, too many jobs depend on it. Taking more of a risk if it's not one of the big ones. Honestly, I make a high income and I just want to get enough divies to live and fucking retire already

Yo oil bros whats your take on the none oil supers like MRO, SSL, OXY, etc. Additionally whats your view on oil shovel and pick plays like HAL and PSX?

>>18185737
I put Stop loss set to -15% on everything I buy

>>18185719
b8
>>18185731
In our defense all signs did point to red today. This is just a clown market. I'm going to stop trying to fight the fed.

>>18185732
>It's happening
>Oh. It doesn't seem to be happening because it isn't happening
FUCKING DIRTY LYING KIKES EVERY GODDAMN TIME FUCKKK FUCK FUCK

BUY THE BULLTRAP, GOY

>>18185754
>15%
>not 1-2%

????

>>18185738
Why? The world isn't burning Anon, you literally bought into the over hype of the panic by Journalists who need to sensationalize things to sell news...

>>18185769
I would get flagged for day trading so fast if I did that

>>18185747
Schlumberger has more international presence than Halliburton does.

>if it crosses 260 it'll go to 300
>trusting anon

Keeping cool in the Scp POOL

>>18185769
I use -10% myself. Maybe he wants to give it room to move.

>>18185769
1-2% swings are so common your stop loss would probably trigger right before it makes a big move up

also market makers eat that shit up

>waiting for Red Monday
Pls tell me there's hope frens

>>18185766
>if you learn the tricks the jews play, you too can profit from them

take this as a lesson, anon. hopefully a very lucrative lesson. imagine if you actually knew the tricks they play and how to spot them? imagine how much money you'd have made? there is still time, they aren't quitting playing their jew tricks any time soon.

>>18185790
>ONCE REJECTED?
>TWICE REJECTED!
>THRICE REJECTED!
>FOUR!

>>18185714
$5.5 by May

Trump had his call with putin, don't see any price action either way right now. RSI for USO is wayyy in oversold. I know it's an etf but still...storage is an issue

>>18185804

>>18185772
The curve isn't flattening in NYC and I already have had 3 family members die from the rona there. I'm not saying there are going to be 5 million dead by August, but there are significant reasons to believe that a bottom hasn't formed. People should be bulls short term and bears long term.

This is such an obvious short squeeze holy shit.

>>18185786
But in what markets?

>>18185682
wow one year quarantine, businesses halting and taking out loans in record numbers, nothing to worry about g-guys

>>18185655

BUY BUY BUY YOU'LL LOSE THE BOTTOM

YOU DID NOT FOMO INTO PUTS THIS LATE RIGHT?

>>18185768
Might as well. It can only retest anyway.

>>18185804
n-next monday for sure!

Just sit tight, bears. The lines do not lie.

I'm gonna long. And knowing my luck, the market is gonna go belly-up in a matter of seconds, so say thanks bearbros. I'm doing this for you!

>>18185732
This is the piece of shit scaring your granny

>>18185818
>3 family members

do they eat bats?

What stocks do I need to make these glasses look good on me?

>>18185785
>flagged for day trading
>has less than $25k in his account

fuck off poorfag

>>18185836
Juicy

>>18185836
it already blew past 260

>>18185732
True extent of UK spread is much higher than that of US. You only need to look at # of imported cases to Singapore. A plurality of those are from UK.

>>18185822
Everywhere, Europe, Asia, NA, even a bit in the ME.

>tfw I sold put credit spreads this morning

>>18185848
Fine, I'm joining you.
Let's lose some money.

can we get back to posting about biomemes again?

is is the right time to buy fat stacks of AMRN and GALT now?

>>18185732
Ferguson has used mathematical modelling to provide data on several disease outbreaks including theswine flu outbreak in 2009 in the UK, the2012 Middle East respiratory syndrome coronavirus outbreakand theebola epidemic in Western Africain 2016. His work has also included research onmosquito-borne diseasesincludingzika fever,yellow fever,dengue feverandmalaria.

>>18185836
ETFs naturally decay downward in that pattern anon

>>18185862
When

>>18185856
Nah, one of them was a restaurant owner that had been playing cards with a cop that didn't know that he had the rona, and then he spread it to the other family members.

>>18185818
Yeah but there are no unknowns at this point so I'm not being ironic when I say the fear has been priced in. The whole world is taking precaution and have adopted the strategy to fight this disease and it is a global effort to fight this disease. Even if we don't find the cure or a vaccine any time soon, as long as we can treat the symptoms and keep people from dying it will be enough to keep people working and this phony economy going.

pray

>>18185836
whats the point of these lines you could just adjust it accordingly if it went +/- 5-6%

>>18185873
Just buy related companies in this list.
https://www.raps.org/news-and-articles/news-articles/2020/3/covid-19-vaccine-tracker

>>18185823
There's plenty to worry about but we are part of the sinking ship. We aren't big enough to get lifeboats so you can either join Powell at the front of the ship where things still look pretty normal for now or go to the back and die faster confirming what everybody knew already.

Prison REIT's. Still cheap, but may be in political danger. Worth the risk?

>>18185881
lol

>>18185881
>leveraged EFTs decay
ftfy

>>18185836

>>18185902
isn't that priced in though

Go bulls!
pump pump pump!

>>18185667
Based clackposter

> 125M people with savings sitting around
> Nothing to do
> Guess I'll play the market

It's a captive audience with money. If you were paying attention to the buying spree over the last week this would not have surprised you.

>>18185823
>wow one year quarantine, businesses halting
I'm still working, just working from home. Where are they doing a year quarantine???

Any other Europeans here? How do you invest when our transaction fees are like 1.5% volume + tax?

So now that main street got a bail out when does wall street get the bail out? I want some of that free money since they're not giving me any trump bux.

WHY ISN'T IT FUCKING DROPPING ALREADY

>>18185866
Agreed, but it seems to take 8-200 people per million. May as well be lottery numbers.
The tide will change. Stores will open, business and markets back to normal.

>>18185949
How do people live in such dystopias

HOLY SHIT
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SELL A STOCK?

>>18185938
I'll pump pump pump into that tight trap ass

>>18185945
Right, all boomers are at home bored and looking at cheapies.

>>18185938
>that's a man

>>18185935
That's why you check their progress yourselves and not completely rely on a list compiled by other people. It's basic DD man

>>18185891
Sorry for your loss, thats rough.

>>18185945
Dumb retail money.
The dump will be epic.

>>18185964
t. underage retard without a margin account

>>18185933
Robinhood TA...

>>18185954
Baggie I want to thank you for saying you were going Bear. Every time you turn bearish I know it's time to stop being a bear, it's literally how crazy well that's worked.

>>18185731
based
I bought 20 shares SOXL @ 90 and am fully bullish for this week. Only regret is not buying more
bobos BTFO

>>18185964
until someone buys it

>>18185945
> 125M people with savings sitting around
>with savings

>>18186001
HOW LONG DOES IT USUALLY TAKE SOMEONE TO BUY IT?

>>18185945
brah most people live paycheck to paycheck

Which brokers do UK fags use? I've only used Revolut but there a shitton of companies and funds missing from there.

>beating yourself up over the pointless decision of Airbus v Boeing as if whatever decision you make won't be the wrong one anyway
such is life

Imagine believing kike bulls when they're telling you to buy their stocks so you help to inflate their margins. How cucked is that? Short term we may be having increases but it isn't going to stop what's coming.

>>18185949
I bought AMD back when they were at 10€ and sold them four weeks ago for around 40€.
I made so much money the little bit of tax and transaction fees weren't hurting me.

But now I'm sitting on that cash and can't decide whether I should buy in again or not. To be honest, I'm expecting things to still get worse before they get better, but I'm not sure if this will have any further consequences on the stock market.

I'd be going for Volkswagen or Daimler this time though.

>>18186027
Selling has been banned. Not even joking. There won't be a buyer.

>>18185655
Jay is cute.

Spy has basically stopped trading for over an hour, just sitting at 260. We are going to end -3%.

>>18186028
You mean retards?

>>18186013
About 30% of the working age population are not minimum wage cucks. Shocking, I know.

Reminder to buy on red days and sell on green days

>>18186078
We're going to end in the green.
Screenshot this.

>>18186078
Makes sense. I just sold my SQQQ.

>>18185983
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>>18186060
NOOOO STOP LYING

>>18186069
Do you think jay and maculay culkan jerk each other off???

>>18186052
>He doesn't know about the incoming oil war

so if I only have $12k could I just split my money into 4 accounts of $3k and then be able to do 12 day trades instead of 3???

>>18186078
Yeah, I'm only seeing about 0.01 million volume per every three seconds. It was 0.01 million per one second before.

>>18186078
> Suddenly everything is quiet.
You know what happens next.

>>18185836
We're already past bottom.

>>18186078
To hit -3% Trump would literally have to make an announcement before market close about shutting something down. Lowest we'll hit is 0%. Nobody wants to trade today aside from the bulls.

CSSE :OO

>>18186101
I was expecting oil to go lower. Do you think it wont? I am gonna go long into oil.

>>18186115
Crab bros are about to win again!

>>18185926
I've fucked with them and they've brought me nothing but pain, avoid.

Just wanted to report I bought another 100 shares of SQQQ. So you guys can all go long now.
Regards

>>18186108
Yeah if you used a different social security number for each account

>>18186117
We'll make a new bottom THIS WEEK.

>>18185732
He looks just like that guy who responds to every trump tweet

>>18185836
AHHH HE POSTED THE MEME LINES EVERYBODY SELLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18186100
Absolutely

>>18186147
time to call grandma

>>18186143
My nigga

>>18186121
yes indubitably

Short term bulls, what are you buying?

>>18186121
>CSSE
>ratty's memestock mooning again
love it

Buy my bowlingballs

YESSS FUCKING DUMP

this has been bullish since that gap up lmao

i short the bottom like a clown
what you think im stupid
im not a part of the system
MAN pump that QE in another mans bag

>>18185836
OH NO BULLBROS

>>18186177
SVM and WTI

Nonfarm payroll report on Friday priced in?

>>18186191
Kek!

>>18186059
I was talking more about investing in a portfolio. I'd love to cost average with like 100 bucks a day but then I'd incur like 12% fees lmao. Twice that if I split between two positions.

>>18185747
MRO and SSL yes. OXY hell no. HAL yes. Not familiar with the other ones.

Be careful with SSL though, it's not an American company. South Africa could be in a weird situation where it doesn't recover, or gets nationalized or some shit.

Is this the biggest bear trap of all time?

gonna end up +5% today

>>18186212
Priced in before it was out, bro

>>18186235
Bulltrap

>>18186243
Priced in

>>18186230
SSL I bet sells its brand new poly plant to a huge Americanski Chembro for mega dinero

>>18186235
>>18186266
what you're currently witnessing is a crab trap

I hope none of you retards are actually buying today.

>>18185933
thanks you based TA poster for confirming my current outlook. the lines don't lie fellas

I put calls on Blackrock and I'm up $700 today :)

>>18186274
Oh they are.

Please hit below 10$ SIX

>>18186274
>I hope none of you retards are actually buying today.
>Said man last week
>Says man next week

>>18186191
>the bottom was reached after a 30% pump in a week

>>18186219
No idea. My plan is to basically buy stocks from a company which I think is undervalued and hold it until the numbers get larger.

I did it with AMD when they were at 10€, I did it with Nvidia when their stock price was cut in half after the mining bubble burst and I did it with Volkswagen after the Diesel scandal.

I started with just a couple thousand Euros I could spare and now I have 20k, but no idea what to do. I kinda want to invest again because having it lying in my bank account does me no good, but I'm convinced the markets are going to crash even further.

you literally can see where the money is being printed

>>18186133
>sexualizing children
>also sexualizing nostalgia
A jew on r*ddit made this image.

>>18185836
Don't cross the streams

We're going for a v-shaped recovery and there's NOOOOTHING you can do about it, Bobo. Now get on your knees and annoint yourself with BVLLCVM.

Oil is a teenager now

>>18186322
What about the Jew that made this commercial, hired those kids, told them to pose like that, and took the picture?

>pelosi wearing a wig
bullish?

>>18186334
you tend to like them a little on the younger side don't ya

>>18185933

JEESUS FUCK

>>18186321
>put a EMA(5) on a chart
>put a EMA (20) on a chart
>buy at the EMA(20) every time price gets there as long as EMA(5) is above the EMA(20)
>short at the EMA(20) every time price gets there as long as EMA(5) is below the EMA(20)
>risk and reward based on some multiple of the ATR

literally what's wrong with this strategy?

>bear market at the end of long bull market
>defying history, clear passed it in 2 weeks
That defies all logic. Was the secret in 2008 MORE GIBS?

>>18185804
a bull trap can go on for a while. the red will flow in a few weeks once the stimulus high wears off and the consequences of freezing the entire global economy, overloading the healthcare system and printing a stupefying amount of dollars are made clear to the suckers.

>>18186361
Hey guys check out this chart which accurately shows where we are.

>>18185854
>6 million
>6 million
>6 million
>6 million

>>18186340
Back in the day there was nothing sexual about children stealing cookies and giving each other a boost to reach high places. A gentile in the 50s could easily have composed that photograph with no thought to sexualization. I see no reason to make a firm call on whether or not a jew or gentile made the original photo.

>>18186372
>angryiguess.jpg

>>18186368
5% based on entry ATR and its absolutely fine. You would want to also include a volume indicator to confirm, try VWAP

are there any porn stocks?

>Mfw oil right now
Holy shit, goodbye US oil industry.

>>18186362
Yeah but come on how is oil not going to go down to $5 at this point with Saudi Arabia and Russia having a pissing contest and stocking up on oil when there will be an over abundance for it with the economy being on halt and all. I told you guys Oil is not going to be a good investment unless the US intervenes or Russia stops being such a faggot.

>>18185667
Kek

Qqq or btc

>>18186382
>fifties
That photo is no older than 25 years

I'm in a non-leveraged inverse S&P ETF.

I'm DCA (ironically).

>The Million Dollar Question
Am I retarded?

Can America defeat basic economics?

alright well this is getting boring
think i'm just gonna go to sleep and find out if I made or lost money in 8 hours

>>18186361

>>18186274
Lot of stocks started the day down, bought several then

>>18186382
Wtf dude, how many times did you pick your sister up by the ass?

>>18186412
seems like it can.

>>18186372
The secret was not having a nigger in the white house.

>>18186368
Crabbing will rape your ass. Make sure you get a good indicator to avoid flat price action.

that feel when your death is priced in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8sLd19QLuY

>>18186401
Silly anon, more bail out = bigger green candles

>>18185709
PRICED IN

How come Walmart goes up when everything else goes down ?

>>18186385
my main point is that it's so simple so why don't more people do this? i mean even if you think whatever you're into, some penny stock or oil or SQQQ or whatever... why not have your fundamental reason for why it should go up or down, and then wait for the technicals to agree?

literally why the fuck would you buy something when the EMA(5) is below the EMA(20)? how are people losing so much money when it's so easy to do this? and yeah, this isn't even including other indicators you can use, this is literally the most basic shit imaginable and yet people don't use it, what's the catch?

>>18185856
>Here’s another look at Taylor’s breast size. Once again the before photo shows that in 2010, Taylor Swift had a modest breast size. In the after photo from 2019, she has ample breasts. Some of that may have been from her prior weight gain though.

>At the end of the day, while she thankfully does not have huge fake tits, it’s pretty clear that Taylor Swift got some help with her bosom from a cosmetic surgeon.

i didn't know.. also nose job and tit job and butt implants? WTF?

I saw her as a literal aryan goddess, the ideal woman. but if everything is just fake it's obviously not the case. what the fuck man. that's so sad.

>>18186430
big yikes
>>>/pol/

how do i buy literal barrels of crude

>>18186446
where else do you buy toilet paper?

>>18186403
>Russia stops being such a faggot
>Russia is the fag here
kek

>>18186387
porn stocks would be shit considering pornhub is currently giving everyone free premium. i would assume that means they're making less money.

>>18186416

Holy shit, I just figured it out
OIL is inverse of US market
JUST LOOK AT THE GRAPHS

>>18186362

How does one successfully DCA? got 1,900 and 2,000 in RDS, CVX, XOM, BP

>>18186401
I'm only down on one oil stock and that's marathon. Big guys ain't going anywhere.

>>18186455
nigger

>>18186449
oh i totally agree, and the best answer i can come up with is people get very emotional when it comes to money and trading. Thats why DCA and ETFs have exploded in popularity because it literally takes all thinking out of the equation and turns on autopilot. There is no waiting for an entry indicator or calculating risk, its just buy an index derivative every friday.

>>18186455
>yikes
b2r/wsb with you

>>18186387
No. Porn companies aren't publicly traded for (((reasons))).

>>18186452
welcome to whtie women

>>18186461
Kek, do you think Russians are really better off with Putin? Literally all he has done is stolen money from the country and has given it to himself and his rich buddies while Russia becomes poor.

>>18186401
I don't think so. We'll just hoard oil until it becomes relevant again. Once the global economy is back and running, you'll be surprised that all oil will be in dollars and you've got nothing to sell. That's why I will always buy the dip on oil.

>oooooo the market is looking green!
>pull up my stocks
>crimson
Haha!

>>18186452
When she started being "friends" with that short fat unfunny jew, I can't remember the name, that's when I dumped her. The writing was on the wall that kikes had gotten some leverage on her. She was no longer the /b/tard of old.

>>18186464
based

you know what im kinda sleepy, lets just shut down the stock market for today

What should I gamble my TrumpBuxs on?

>>18186462
Kikes want more zombies hooked on mindgeek

>>18186455
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SAY THE N WORDERINO GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK

>unemployment expected to hit 30%
>Stocks still go up

What am I missing here?

>>18186464

>>18186505
bet on horses or dogs this market is too painful.

"chin" job wtf

>>18186449
Most people do this. They make themselves part of the dumb crowd. The big players know people love crossovers and picking tops/bottoms and play around these strategies. Market manipulation is a thing.

>buy ivr at 5.30 a share
>down 10% on Friday
>20% today
Gonna be holding for a while boys

>>18186504
there are drugs for that
get back in there
I didn't raise you to be a quitter, son

>>18186516
>He doesn't know

>>18186518
Sounds legit.

>>18186515
>>18186430

I see you're a well adjusted member of society, hows that GF search going out for ya?

>>18186472
Actually I retract that my 3 GUSH are getting crunched a little bit

>the cruises lines are still alive
What in the fuck is going on?

>>18186274
Sold my DJIA today.

Kept the profit in DJIA tho.

>>18185737
What difference does it make for options? I don't want to invest in any of your jewish shit, and yes I mean that sincerely.

nose job

>>18186520
it's not the same person
the real taylor swift is chained up in the palace in Saudi Arabia for 5 years now

>>18186472
Yes big guys are here to stay, but if you're not one of the bigger ones then this is game over.
They're not going to waste time bailing out anyone outside the big players.

>>18186490
Of course oil will come back, it's always needed. This is just a move to kill off the US as a major player.
Which is why I'm expecting it to go even lower. Wouldn't be surprised to see it go under $15 and stay there until we see layoffs and bankruptcies happen on a large scale.

>all the volume will be in the last 30 minutes again
YAWN

>>18186537
>HAVE SEX
ok

>>18186551
wtf why?

>>18186455
Nigger

Day and swing will close out around 3:30pm, meaning back to opening prices. Crabs win again. Let's see if Orange had any success with his Putin negotiations.

>>18186559
This, it has honestly taken the fun out of this choppy market for me.

>>18186531
idk man i ate a banana with some peanut butter and now i just wanna go to sleep

>>18186537
Nigger

>>18186563
>he doesn't refute my point
do you really think being celibate is a biological success indicator

>>18186554
> oil to go lower
Yes, they need to hold it down for a while to decimate american oil.
What the bulltards don't seem to understand outside of "muh priced in" is how bad this will hurt the economy.

i guess if you treat her just as some fictional constructed object to fap to it makes no difference tho

Uh, bullbros, did we get too cocky?

>>18186452
Her dad is a billionaire. You think she got where she is on looks and talent? White girls like her are a dime a dozen.

so are we pumping EoD or dumping?

>>18186530
oh yeah thanks for reminding me im gonna pick some up now

>>18185862
>blew past
It went to like 260.20 and then got its dick kicked in back down to 258, fuck off Mnuchin and go bankrupt some other country.

>>18186580
Watch it be some triangualar game shit. The US will withdraw military aid from ukraine for the russians to stop the oil flood so the suaudi's stop retaliating

It's hitting the VWAP finally. Please go DOWN DOWN DOWN.

>>18186597

She's the literal worst. Mediocre singing talent too. Totally made by her dad and then she turned around and became a man hating SJW brainlet.

>>18186588
nigger

>>18186554
>Wouldn't be surprised to see it go under $15
I want to dream but under 15 is just not possible.

>until we see layoffs and bankruptcies happen on a large scale.
Won't happen.

>>18186600
dumping again

UBER LYFT and DAL all going to mid teens

>>18186581
Makes it easy to do other things. Just be attentive in the first 30 minutes and the last. Everything else is just bots baiting each other.

>betting against the market while having no firm grasp of economics nor policies enacted
If you people wanted to lose money so badly just fucking deposit it to my account instead.

>>18186644
i'm worried about the money supply adjusted prices. we're going to approach the bottom in mere weeks. thoughts?

>>18186588
what point?

>>18186597
>>18186630

Told you BA would reject 151, bearish as fuck if we don't pump hard before Friday. TA wins again, easy 4%

>>18186644
t. jerome

>>18186644
What's your PayPal?

>>18186644

If you understand economics you understand what 2 months (minimum) of 30-40% of the economy being out of work and unable to spend is going to do for down-chain industries and economic forecasts for the entire year, probably 2. If you're buying now you're a fucking moron, we haven't even erased the year's gains.

>>18186662
boeing will be back... buy the dip

>>18186666
DON'T TRUST HIM

>>18186596
we can get cockier

How the fuck do I research companies in order to make well informed options decisions?

it's going red, isn't it

Why is AUY such a piece of shit

>>18186662
just wait till last 30 minutes of trading when jerome fingers the buy button

WHY ISN'T IT CRASHING WTF THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOTTOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO DOWN AGAIN GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

Is jnug even worth buying?

>>18186698
It'll go back down, just keep averaging into the SQQQ you'll be fine.

>>18186688
lurk in here, check every company yourself, look at their quarterly numbers

>>18186688
everything is priced in. no point in any research.
just look at the graph and go with the opposite of your feels.

>>18186698
spy200 incoming

>>18186698
Patience young cub.
We need to trap a few more bulls thinking it will bounce.

>>18186657
that being racist is not socially well adjusted

These gains are due to Wal-Mart hiring 100,000 employees. Bears btfo. Yeah, I'm thinking we're priced in.

>>18186644
>t. high schooler galaxy brain
Explain to us brainlets how the Fed increasing its balance sheet to $10T and considering buying stocks through an ETF, a 32% unemployment rate, and a wildly diluted dollar to make big green line go up is in any way, shape, or form healthy for U.S. "economics"

>>18186662
We tested SPY 260 several times and cant break it. Guess this might be the top actually.

>>18186720
Number go up

I'm done. I capitulate. I've closed my puts at a loss. They were going to expire 4/3 worthless anyway.

Although given my luck this may be the dump signal so watch out.

>>18186734

>>18186698
unironically you have to remember your gains are someone else's losses so buy when you think you can steal other people's money. Let the bulls run.

>>18186707
Where's the best place to look at quarterly sales? How do those sales indicate what strike price I should buy at at what date? I'm down 400 dollars from my initial investments, and I don't want to blindly gamble any more.

>>18186592
>What the bulltards don't seem to understand outside of "muh priced in" is how bad this will hurt the economy.
What you don't understand is that oil can be used as an alternative currency if you don't have gold. Oil won't expire and it's liquid so it can be easily measured.

>>18185949
Get a better broker bruh

>>18186706
>>18186712
>>18186714
the state of the coping bobo

>>18186688
You certainly don't look at fundamentals. It doesn't matter right now anyway, since the kikes are going to kill the dollar buying up literally everything so us tax slaves are all bagholders.

Imagine you work for years to help bring your countries index to new ATH.
Then some shitty flu comes and makes it sink by -50%.
You kill yourself, there is no coming back from this.
Index goes up by +2% on the same day as you kill yourself.

>>18186751
Thanks little girl, Im going to buy barrels of gasoline so I dont suffer at the pump when gas goes back above 3 dollars

>>18186727
Not only that but there's still no volume. Everyone is content to HODL. I have a feeling that once all the aggressive SPY 190 puts are dead and the bobos are necked, she's gonna tank.

i cri

>>18186748
you will actually get many different answers from different anons. some like technical analysis, some like fundemental analysis, some just buy calls during a bull market. pick the one that suits you the most.

>>18186751
>>18186801

IT'S TURNING AROUND
>IT'S TURNING AROUND
IT'S TURNING AROUND
>IT'S TURNING AROUND
IT'S TURNING AROUND
>IT'S TURNING AROUND

>>18186801
gasoline goes bad, crude oil has been stable for millions of years as long as it doesnt oxidize

>>18186671
Tech stocks way the fuck up for the year. Look at apple, AMD. Nividia. Tesla.

>>18186817
trolled by /biz/, the image

>>18186834
>>18186834
>>18186834
new

>>18186361
>tfw the dumpomatic 3000 starts hitting

>>18186820
is this how they store gasoline in canada

>>18186751
>oil as currency
yeah but you bought oil for $25/barrel in March 2020, and by May 2020 that will be enough to buy you a Big Mac
it's about as successful of a currency as crypto

>>18186751
Oil costs money to store, brainlet.
The russians and saudis are retarded thugs who got into a fight and are killing themselves right now to spite their subhuman faces.

>>18186632

>>18186748
Just buy Volkswagen. They're fucking Volkswagen. The German government won't let them suffer any harm from this.

holy fucking shit

US shale is fucking done.

America is getting bailed out by chinks, don't forget that.

>>18186960
bullish

>>18186716
Fuck off, kike

>>18186852

>>18186716
And who cares?

>>18186734
I'm down 95% and I figure selling at this point is pointless. I'll just ride it out to the end on the off chance of a flash crash.

IM NOT SELLING MY PUTS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18186960
CNBC guy said the off market WTI price was going for $4-5 bbl

No demand, Putin fucking shit up. Without the pump after Trump's call I'm guessing it's going down further. Stabilization would push back to $35 but what does Vlad want?

USO $3.5p 5/17

>>18186818
Some anon told me to look into company 10Ks to get a good idea of what to buy, how do I interpret all these graphs?

>>18186962
More like China’s adding liquidity and can’t keep it in their own market. Did you do this one? Must’ve seen my post last night about chinks?