/biz/ - Business & Finance

We wait

>>18182844
But my puts are expiring

>>18182824
TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

>>18182824
Part of being a bear means buying everything in sight because you will inevitably make money over a longer term.

>>18182824
Not panicked about last week, won’t be panicked about this one. The shows over and the music’s dying out.

Wait for tesla to go under $100

>>18182824
Keep bagholding and buy more of my puts

>>18182824
roll up some blunts and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckKFxMw6z0c&ab_channel=StepUpMovie

all day

former bobo here
i killed myself this is the ghost
you guys are next
enter all markets now

>>18182824
Hold.
This shit is so overbought with declining volume.
Breakdown this week. Blood everywhere.

>>18182824
Guys...this isn't a suicide pact....I'm going long...sorry

It's over for bobos. The age of the bull is here

when are those bulls going to run out of money this is ridiculous

>>18182824
Green was expected for today and tomorrow. We’re seeing dips later this week 100%.

Idk I have a 4/17 220p on spy that’s down so much I might as well let it ride to 0

>>18182824
No body is working.
No body is buying houses.
The Government is just delaying the inevitable.

All my lifes savings are in sqqq now. Going to pump all my paycheck into it on thursday ..

This is a game of patience.

The market has to collapse. Even if they reopened everything tomorrow no one has money to consume anymore.

Wait big guy.

>>18183273
Keep coping faggot

>>18183073
>Green was expected for today and tomorrow. We’re seeing dips later this week 100%.
Based on what? We have a bad news fatigue. New death don't phase people anymore.howver economist friends told me that we've already done enough damage with the lockdown even if virus is a nothing burger.

>>18183348
"done enough damage" meaning what, meaning it's inevitable things go lower?

>>18183073
Dude, futures were down 4% last night are you retarded? You bobo fags were making countless threads boasting about it

*ting ting*
AHEM
Bobros, I have an announcement to make. Would you all kindly take your seats? I think many of you will like what I have to say.

>>18182986
Prices can only go up. More money printed devalues, prices up. Politicians won't let boomer 401ks go down before elections. Prices supported. Companies get free money from govt and can not pay workers. All bullish. Old unproductive people dead, saving social security. Bullish. Really can't find a single thing even suggesting stocks go down. Only oilbros lose because dinosaur tech is dying. Think about it. Dow 50k by EOY and maybe higher because when isolation stops 5/15 pent up demand for everything soars. Epic GOLDEN BULL make your fortune bros. >>18183395

Watch the 10 year bonds, so long as they stay under 1 this shit ain’t nothing more then a reaction rally after a fast 30%~ drop . Smaller Oil companies are gonna go bankrupt this year amongst many others

>>18182824
Limited trades on safe stocks like P&G, BAT and GIS, but mostly WAITING for shit to get real

>>18182890
>hehe a heheh he
said the bobo nerviously with the gun pointed at his face

>>18183533
>Watch the 10 year bonds, so long as they stay under 1 this shit ain’t nothing more then a reaction rally after a fast 30%~ drop .

Brainlet here.
Can you explain in more detail? What the 10yr bond had to do with it being a sucker rally?

>>18183470
fuck off plebbitor

Dubs and Tesla drops dead

>>18182824
I think we gotta admit defeat until the fed is destroyed. Maybe their printers are broken eventually for a few red days.

>>18183623
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18182824
i told you not to sell yesterday but you wouldn't listen. why didn't you listen, bobo?

>>18183533
>Watch the 10 year bonds, so long as they stay under 1 this shit ain’t nothing more then a reaction rally after a fast 30%~ drop .

Can you explain what the bond rate has to do with this?

>>18183658
maybe they'll listen next time

also lads look on the mass index it look more like nationalization than proper market

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>>18183659
bobocide-mind
to the second even, nice.

>>18183732
Nigger I made 1,2k today so far shorting pieces of shit endebted companies that are being raped by the sand kikes and putin sperg war. It could be 3k if that orange cocksucker didnt spread his ass wide.
Stay strugglin

>>18183879
ok rentcuck

Patience

>>18183021
The bulls are cucking us

> dumping on the week end
have you learn your lesson now bobo ?

The cope is off the charts. In the meanwhile my tech stonks are up 5%

>>18183922
Cope some more subhuman. Im already set for life

>>18183989
soon to be down 30%

>>18184038
post hand with timestamp shitskin

>>18183021
i capitulated when i saw we are betting against the fucking money printer. its better to embrace clownworld and be rich that be rational and poor

>>18183470
I'm listening, Boss

It... doesn't make any sense. How can they ever lift quarantine without a vaccine? It will just spread again unless it is 100% annihilated. This quarantine is basically indefinite and yet... the market pumps.

>>18184128
Money printer has its limits. Capitulation hasn’t happened yet.

hold onto your shorts bobros

I'm all in on puts just doubled down

>>18184263
>Money printer has its limits
no it doesn't

>>18184263
>Money printer has its limits

>>18183509
and this demand will be bought with what money?

>bulls buing out printed money
>bobos know
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/30/coronavirus-job-losses-could-total-47-million-unemployment-rate-of-32percent-fed-says.html

>>18182890
Low IQ opinion, you all said the same shit last week you faggot. Monday was supposed to be the biggest blood bath ever and we pumped lmao

>>18183073
Lol you faggots keep changing your story. The last 2 weeks all you bobos kept calling for huge blood baths for Monday and now you’re saying you expected green on Monday and Tuesday? Literally no one has ever said that until now

>>18182862
see you at 1000$ brown-furred faggot

>>18184263
They literally said "unlimited QE"
What part about INFINITE MONEY don't you understand? You should short money instead of shorting the markets.

>>18185031
just because we are impatient does not mean we are wrong. the market cant rationally price in 3 months of frozen economy.
>>18185050
ahhh the forbidden soros play
>borrow a billion dollars from the fed to short the fed
devious

>>18182868
based

Here's what's happening: The government knows that bear markets are highly reactive to futures prices. What they are doing is buying up futures overnight to artificially inflate the price, therefore preventing the stock market from overreacting upon wakeup. Certain large companies and sectors are also engaging in this behavior, buying massive quantities of their own stock through algorithm trading to offset short-selling. What you get are these crazy days where, despite all indicators pointing to a bear market, you could almost feel retarded for believing that.

That's also how the Las Vegas Sands is currently performing as well as Walmart, on what should have been a red Monday, during one of Walmart's all-time best runs... despite having a whopping one casino open worldwide (with severely reduced attendance and draconian spacing policies, at that.)

>>18183273
Nice larp. Only retards use sqqq when nasdaq is far more stable.

>>18182824
HOLD SHORTS

This dead cat bounce will not last, TA and the world status are in our favor. Do not lose your nerve

>>18183676
I want a fuwa fuwa mothfu

>>18183348
How the fuck does something like that evolve?

>>18185205
So what then? We're just gonna crab until the bear trend is over?

No worries my bear friends.

https://www.governor.ny.gov/

Live from new york governor in 1 min.

Bulls get ready to be rekt. This shit is real

>>18185205
Yea lol they have pumped the futures every day 30 mins before opening for the past week.

Enjoy the sell off soon:

Live starting
https://www.governor.ny.gov/

Heard from insider that NYS is absolutely fucked with medical personnel sick ect.

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>>18182862
YOU MISSED THE DIP OF THE CENTURY LOLOLOL

>>18185413

Literally priced in. Please, post your puts

The

P lunge
A ctivation
T eam

Hoarding so many stocks and dumping it all at once. I wonder if there's a group of people who own a bunch of shares not bound by a company and decide to sell a lot at once.

>>18183348
>tongue wraps around brain
Who came up with this shit?

>>18182824
RED AT CLOSE

Im going to play video games until things improve

>>18182852
>he gambles with weeklies

>>18182850
Based bean poster

>>18185270
They say the same thing when they see you, short tongue
T. Birb poster

>>18183348
Fucking based woodpecker.

>>18184374
Credit cards advances bro
PRICED I

>>18185270
Birds have some of the most absurd functional designs. Their shit works... But how?

>>18185413
Lol we’re pumping ever since this went live

>>18182824
Be quiet and don't scare powell

>>18186335
evolution is weird bro

>>18182844
Indeed we do

Bobros, we have end-of-month/quarter selling and the Consumer Confidence Report on Tuesday. We have jobless claims on Thursday. We have March Jobs on Friday. Marty said,"The next target week is the 6th of April. There still remains the risk of another low at that time which could test the mid 15,000 level. That all depends upon the liquidations going into the end of the quarter."

Bobo are you okay?

pump it jay-z

I'm financially ruined

>>18186575
lol!

>>18186575
I'm not ruined, but I'm down a lot. Fuck Trump and his "at all costs, keep the number up" policy.

My shorts are hedged with gold, silver, UUP and inverse treasury bonds and won't expire until june.

Now we sit... we wait.

>>18186388
>Bobros, we have end-of-month/quarter selling and the Consumer Confidence Report on Tuesday. We have jobless claims on Thursday. We have March Jobs on Friday. Marty said,"The next target week is the 6th of April. There still remains the risk of another low at that time which could test the mid 15,000 level. That all depends upon the liquidations going into the end of the quarter."

Priced in. Those bad news are expected.
We need something unexpected

b-b-bobos i don't want to lose 100% of my short money

>>18186784
bs

Hey uhhhh good call today Booboo bears..

YOU DUMB IDIOTS DON'T KNOW TO READ A DIVERGENCE IN THE MARKET.

And it uhhhh is why you still broke waiting for something amazing to happen when you can always make it happen ;)

>>18187026
stfu bulltard hope you'll buy a call before a 20% dump

>>18186575
If i sell everything right now im down like 1.5k. Really irritating how government interference is screwing this up. Arent there future ramifications to this if people believe it only goes up?

Dont even want to sell at these losses either.

>>18186784
Yawn the priced in meme is old. Bull market priced in. Bear market priced in. All stocks stay flat until the usa collapses.

>>18184982
>dude like results in the past didnt pan out for you thats like proof that you will also be wrong in the future bro

>>18185205
Shouldn’t that be visible in the companies’ balance sheets?

>>18182852
Put debit spread then buy longer expiry puts next time. Don't buy any shorter than June

>>18182824
suicide

>>18187560
Booof, I’m still up for the month...
If dubs I will profit from these positions

>>18182824
Long shorts and short longs

>>18187859
I hope you will but most likely you won't

>>18188060
Just hold there’s no way this shit is gonna stay positive. This makes no sense but I have my shares of sqqq ready to sell

(Disclaimer: I’m a software engineer not economist so maybe we’re both fucked kek)

>>18182844

another 12 years?

>>18185270
Evolution would have to produce both traits at the same time. There are blind spots to our knowledge

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>>18188357
it actually wouldn't

Bobos are so beta it's unbelievable

I see more test on r9k

>>18185215
This is a retarded Market and not a larp ...
Dividends april 1st ... Dow jones may hit 15k this week bull tard

Send help

>>18186864
Okok

Not priced in. Revolts in China due to virus in Wuhan.

IM FUCKING RUINED, IVE LOST EVERYTHING

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

THE WORLD WAS ENDING A WEEK AGO

Just an insignificant coping BVLL bounce. prepare for -9% on wednesday

>>18188936
IT'S STILL ENDING ANON

BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU INSOLVENT FIRST

>>18188978
why not tuesday? on the verging of kmsing myself here

>>18189035
who knows...

>>18187544
See that's the bullshit, three weeks ago it was "Don't buy shorter than April" and here we are getting cactus fucked.

BOBO, you are fired. You promised me results last week and you failed to meet them at all.
My company doesn't need anyone like you.
Goodbye.

>>18188936
don't tell me you sold at the bottom... you're not that dumb right annon?

>>18189070

please sir! The based department is all i have!

Watch out for the money printer Bobos.
Stage 1: Corona pricing correction as people realise this virus is bad.
Stage 2: Governments panic, start printing, market is artificially buoyed (you are here).
Stage 3: Corona induced recession

BTC above 7.5k during stage 2 and below 3k during stage 3, screencap dis.

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>>18188706
ah-bloo-bloo

>>18182824
Keep your powder dry, everyone I've talked to in finance expects us to retest lows sometime before we bounce back over the summer.

>>18189842
ah-bloo-bloo

>>18189842
The only thing dry is this dildo fucking my ass right now

>>18190192
I can't imagine it isn't going to happen within the next two weeks. Just have to stay in.

>>18182850
based and beanpilled.

>One strong green day
>OH NO NO NO I'M FINISHED
Only if you're a greedy tard leveraging anywhere over x3

>>18187099
cope