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>DUDERINO IT'S GONNA CRASHERINO ON MONDAYRINO
>I HAVE MY PUTSERINOS ALL INNERINOS DUUUUDE
>BRACE FOR THE EPIC BLACK MONDAY AND BLOODY RED WEEK DUUUUUDE

Holy fuck how much are you coping right now bobos? Post your puts like you did last night!

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.18181910

>>18181860
refresh. : )
we about to hit a circuit breaker in an hour

>> No.18181915

micro pump, then giga dump

>> No.18181927

>>18181860
The calm before the storm

>> No.18181949

I've been refreshing my leveraged put every 10 min.
Seems you have much to fear today friend, though I take no pleasure in harvesting these ill gotten gains.

>> No.18181955
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18181955

>>18181915
The cope

Never bet against the fed

>> No.18181961

>>18181860
The fact that it is not down is a huge red flag. It says people still don’t understand the impact COVID-19 will have and frankly we aren’t even 1/10th of the way through the woods. S&P will likely half from where it is now.

>t. Viral biologist who likes to shitpost and gamble on stonks and crypto

>> No.18181965
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18181965

prepare your boypuccy

>> No.18181970
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>>18181949

COPE. Nigger just buy and hold what the fuck?

>> No.18181983

The big cliff drop has already happened. It's months of trending lower from now on.

>> No.18181989

No one really knows what is going to happen until the next jobs report comes out, I think we'll see some selling off Tuesday and Wednesday to de-risk but the next jobs report is the real catalyst.

It will incorporate the most recent unemployed, last jobs report wasn't accurate as there is such a big backlog of people still waiting to register and people currently still losing their job by the day.

We're not out of the woods yet.

>> No.18182012

Also I posted here a week or so ago to buy ZM stock. It was at $124 then. There is still plenty of room to grow. The global economy now depends on Zoom, they will rake in 4-10x what this quarter was supposed to be and at least 20% of those companies will continue to use it to some capacity meaning the stock should settle AFTER COVID19 around $200-300/share.

>> No.18182019

>>18181983
There's a strong chance of this as well. We have had the big stimulus heroin hits, there isn't much left for them to blow their load on. Ultimately will just come down to whether or not the U.S. can get over it in the next 2 months or so.

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>>18181860
Muh dead cat bounce nigguh.

>> No.18182049

>>18181961
r*ddit

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18182096

>>18181965
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFHFAHAFHAHAHAH

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

hahahaHAHhhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHJAHJAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHA

>> No.18182194

>>18181989
We already expect lots of unemployment so no, there will be no drop.

>> No.18182197

>>18181860
"It's just a dead cat bounce bro"

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18182232

>>18181989

Just like the unemployment spike caused a circuit breaker?

>> No.18182319

>>18182096
Literally crabbing.
You're both idiots.

>> No.18182338

basedbeans are up as well

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18182349

NOOOOOOO
BUT REDDIT TOLD ME TO BUY THE HECKIN SPY PUTTERINOS

>> No.18182374

we got too cocky bull bros

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>>18182319

I'm not a bull you absolute fuck. I'm here to laugh at permadoomer bobos who smugpost their puts only to lose it all at literal crab market. Dilate.

>> No.18182409

>>18181961
>viral biologist
did you misspell 'LARPing teenage stoner'? Covid is a fucking joke being used as a convenient excuse by those in power to enforce a police state and push through new fiscal policies they know no-one would accept in normal times

>> No.18182446

>>18181860
Nooorino myerino heckinerino shoterinoes

>> No.18182465

>>18182409
Retard. Coronavirus is a socialist suoerplague engineered by hippies to force us into affordable healthcare

>> No.18183250

Bobos gigacoping. Also they just ran out of tendies hahaha