/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18178180
Red soon

https://www.strawpoll.me/19651509

I need crimson on the charts
I need bankers jumping from buildings
I need traders blowing their brains out onto their terminals

AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BULLFAGS DOOM AND GLOOM, LET MISERY PREVAIL, BLOOD MONDAY IS HERE.

The end is near...

>>18178195
Sorry, it was heads.

>>18178198
Sometimes you just know. You know?

>>18178201
german finance minister an heroed by choo choo train

legit why the fuck did bulls think we would be green today? was it just contrarianism?

Pee pee
Poo poo
>bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18178209
IYKYK

PRICED IN

>>18178211
Somebody thinks market is going to go some kind of way at all times.

Also oil about to slip below 20 again here...

>>18178211
Why do bulls always leave when they're losing?
I was posting all throughout even when futures reached positive 1%

>>18178211
Thursday and Friday should have been crimson red too, but they ended up green, so I can see why some people would try to defy all logic.

>>18178232
>Friday ended up green

What

to be honest lads
being quarantined at home has liquidated the wagie persona growth which was eating up part of my psyche
i'm healing
i'm once again becoming a real human being
price in lower wagie productivity for the next decade.

>>18178221
Baste.

>>18178230
same, i actually don't give *that* much of a fuck if my SQQQ @ $20.14 loses money. It's just fun to post and pick a side. I'm only in it for 1k anyway.

In general I think the BVLLS are much, much, much more exposed to risk than bears. At least, I would hope so. Taking a conservative approach to investing is, IMO, inherently part of being bearish

>>18178235
I meant Wed and Thu, soz

>>18178232
>>18178235
Its a bull trap. Fine with me though since I'm long. Will buy the next dip.

I don't get why people are so worked up over the virus. As far as we know it does not kill white people because the virus can't bind to the receptors on their cells. Places with high death count like Spain, Italy, UK, Seattle and New York CIty all have significant amount of Asian population, so it's safe to reason all the deaths so far have been unproductive Asians that won't affect the economy.

I wouldn't believe futures anymore. The market is waiting to do a giant fakeout move every minute. You're going to turn around and find it rocketed in the complete opposite direction that it had been trending in all day.

>>18178221
Honestly that level of conversation is about par for what I've been able to have on this planet.

HERE WE GO BOYS

>>18178207
MUSKED

Remember when the futures did not have 2% swings up and down? Remember when a day below a 5% move in either direction was not a "crab day"?

I miss these days so much, frens

>>18178266
>The feared M pattern
Classic

>>18178211
Long nose tribe said rock only go up

>>18178266
Its kinda funny some people on here were saying Saudis are gonna work things out with Putin, weeks later and instead of working things out its actually getting worse. Demand is plummeting while production is ramping up, i love this timeline

So when does Jerome wake up?

>>18178258
This asian receptor shit is a meme spread by 4chan, not a real study. The "study" asian population samping was n=1 lol

>>18178285
The beginning of a triple batman pattern

>>18178292
Hopefully never.

>>18178258
Brother you are fucking retarded

>>18178230
>bears don’t know how to rest before they run, even though they’re supposed to be hibernators
Weird.
>>18178247
How the hell do you figure that?
You think is I short coke, JNJ, Microsoft, Costco, Lockheed Martin, I’m going to win more often than lose? You think in 1 year, 3, 5, 10, it’s going to be riskier than shorting, and that I’ll have to sell at a loss?

>>18178261
I'm thinking about live streaming myself getting really drunk, self-deprecating for about 30-60 minutes, and then painting.
It seemed to deliver some decent results in the latest batch.

>>18178292
3 hours from now we see a good bullish flag

>>18178283
So much. Many less retards that cried that the casino was cheating, they were right and the cards are wrong.

Good times. Lost some good posters, but also some terrible posters.

>>18178310
That sounds exactly like what work should be. All the best.

>>18178310
We gonna have a party at the Hofbräuhaus tonight to discuss the future of the nation. Wanna join?

>>18178305
IMO bearish doesn't mean you short the fuck out of stuff, it means you aren't blindly buying every dip and investing more conservatively as you do not take an optimistic approach to the long term ability of markets to grow. I do not think 8% YoY growth is possible in perpetuity, not for LockMart, or Costco, or Microsoft. Any of them. Doesn't mean I won't invest, but I don't believe markets are efficient or capable of perpetual growth, and such crashes as we are in now are going to become more common as politicians try to square the bill of goods the populace has been sold with regards to what to expect from markets, with reality.

>>18178305
>You think is I short coke, JNJ, Microsoft, Costco, Lockheed Martin, I’m going to win more often than lose? You think in 1 year, 3, 5, 10, it’s going to be riskier than shorting,

Honestly, in the one year range you we will probably win shorting. The whole global economy is fucked and V-shaped recovery is the stupidest shit I've heard during the crisis.

>DAX opened and dropped 1.5% within a few minutes.
>FTSE opened, dropped 1.9% within a few minutes.

It's over right? The virus was a hoax and money machine makes brrr, right?

>>18178310
Those looks nice, would pay small amounts of money for at most two of them.

>>18178342
considering what the mondays before this have been like, yeah we might as well call this a fucking green day lmao

T-5 hours for the last yerra

>>18178318
I just miss talking about individual stocks and companies. Right now we are just talking about the market, calling terrible news bullish and good news bearish and watch the world burn while the markets disconnected from reality. Also we are unable to predict anything from here on out so shitposting is all we have left.

Id much rather talk about some obscure tech company again then have another day of jumps up and down.

>>18178288
The deal would have relieved the pressure on US shale, right? Question for oilchads: Between OPEC (Saudis) and Russia, who was it who reached across the aisle, and who left the table? My understanding is that the Russians are going for blood and trying to ruin our shale industry. What do the Saudis get out of this?
Because if the Saudis aren't trying to help us back to our feet, how do we possibly justify an "alliance" with them?

>>18178342
In the last minutes, out of fucking nowhere they are gonna close green.

>>18178350
US hasn't opened yet and always drags everything with them.

circuit breaker 1 is still in range

>>18178242
female

>>18178327
<3
I used to make fun of this shit before I started, but I really, really want to yell mean things at a canvas while pelting paint at it with Bleed The Freak blaring in the background.

>>18178328
>Wanna join?
YES. But only if the loli gives me a dick flattening.

>>18178342
considering going long on DAX, its always the same like last week, in a few hours it will be +4%

>>18178258
go back to /pol/ dumb fuck

>>18178356
Saudis and Russians both want, and will get, the same thing out of this. I don't actually think they're enemies in this, although they played it that way so the Saudis wouldn't have to deal with Trump's wrath.

They want US Shale out of business. They want to be the two biggest players in the game again. US is the largest exporter of oil in the world, and isn't bound by any kind of organization like OPEC.

Russia and Saudis, I believe, are working together to change this before they start up OPEC again.

uhoh krautbros, DAX -2%

>>18178180
>rumia stiletto.png
>pic clearly shows remilia

>>18178343
>Those looks nice, would pay small amounts of money for at most two of them.
That has been the general consensus that I've received so far.
I'm guessing you like the black one with cum stains on it and either the one that was intended to look like green vomit or my sky painting that looks more like icebergs

>>18178378
just give me your money lol

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/european-stocks-edge-lower-after-ecb-calls-for-banks-to-halt-dividends-through-october-2020-03-30?mod=home-page

>>18178382
Nobody cares about the DAX here. Its just mimicking the US markets anyways.

>>18178391
priced in lol

i am losing so much money on oil right now wtf

>>18178230
because they are weak optimists who can dish out but can't take the banter.

Japan wants war with China

>>18178356
>What do the Saudis get out of this?
Increasing our dependency on them

>>18178412
prove it

>>18178405
How the fuck do you lose money on oil?
Did you misclick when you were going to short it?

>>18178390
Cumstains and orange actually. I really hope you mix actual semen into your paint.

>>18178355
Aye.
Though RKG shared a book I’m excited to look into, and rat has interesting predictions for the chaotic times ahead.
Things are soooo up in the air though.

The news stuff is mostly newfrens seething over “how can Market go up! Jerome cheating!” And the stupid fucking memes.

I remember just tryna get help with what’s going on with my Nintendies chart... or just bullshitting about various wheel and martingale and other strategies.

>>18178356
>who was it who reached across the aisle, and who left the table?
I think Saudis refused to budge on their request that Russia et al. of the + group commit to an additional 500k bpd cut on top of the previous cuts from months before. Russia probably made a counter offer, Saudis said no, Russia said fuck you then and went home with ball in hand. Then of course Saudis went nuclear over that weekend in retaliation.

>>18178389
Multi-layered joke, like an apple.

Corona is over. I was a the park yesterday and it was packed. People everywhere and I saw 0 corona. We need to arrest panic mongering journalists for crimes against America for trying to harm the economy. Their hate of Trump is astounding

>>18178420
i though it was a good idea to go long at around $25

Just gonna buy more xom today

>>18178437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShMJkbcqvis

>>18178405
Ugh. I love cute, innocent pantsu. Saved.
Women's lingerie is totally clueless. Wtf is up with these complete fucking autists pushing Calvin Klein? Who the fuck thought it was a good idea for young thots to start wearing their grandfather's underwear?

>>18178381
>before they start up OPEC again
OPEC+. Russia is not an OPEC member. They just had an alliance with the Saudis. OPEC itself wanted to do the production cuts.

>>18178438
ouch

what convinced you to do that?

>>18178356
>>18178381
Yeag. The western media is projecting a picture that it's the saudis vs russia game. But to me it's been apparent all the time that its Russians and Saudis attacking USA. But USA can do nothing at this point. And telling to the American people that they are lying on the ground getting kicked would not get a good reception.

>>18178402
>4th biggest economy in the world
>trades 8 hours before DOW
>mimmicks US makets

Ignorance is why you'll stay poor

>>18178438
> oil war just starting
> go long

>>18178444
> Corona is totes real you guys!

>>18178458
i dont know if this is ironic or not

>>18178446
>Who the fuck thought it was a good idea for young thots to start wearing their grandfather's underwear?
That's just how thots operate.
Stacy hears that Chad thinks tomboys are sexy/cute, Stacy automatically starts wearing male underwear.

>>18178448
my own molded cumbrain

uh bros what does white mean?

>>18178446
>Who the fuck thought it was a good idea for young thots to start wearing their grandfather's underwear?
Fashion industry is run by women and fags. They brought back high waisted pants ffs. High waisted pants died in the early 90s and should have stayed dead.

>>18178431
That's the story the public got. If you think about it, it doesn't actually make any sense. The Saudis are hurting themselves more than they're hurting Russia by driving oil prices into the ground.

The party most affected by this is the USA. Therefore one might be forgiven for assuming that the USA entered into their calculus at some point. I think it did - I think the entire reason for this apparent disagreement between the Saudis and Russians is the USA. It wasn't a disagreement at all, actually, rather it was an *agreement* - to drive oil prices into the ground, the kill US Shale.

The timing of this is not a coincidence either. Do you think they just so happened to do this when demand was at ridiculously low levels due to a global pandemic? No.

This was calculated to have a maximum economic effect on US Shale. Call me a conspiracy theorist.

This will continue until marginal companies like OXY are dead and gone. XOM, RDS.B, CVX, BP will survive, but be hurt by it and permanently weakened as it becomes clear that their revenue is subject to veto at any time by Russia/Saudi intervention.

I'm long oil mind you, but it's not good for business if you're an oil major.

I think the Houthis and Iranians are cooking up something special for Saudi Arabia that is going to put the brakes on this shit. Also, US can always do tariffs.

>>18178466
SBUELLY

>>18178463
how do we convince them to wear skirts and dresses again....

>>18178466
IV is using Kaioken

>>18178480
Non-thots are already doing that, tho...

>>18178450
Pretty obvious if you ask me - cui bono

>>18178450
Same! Russia literally said that they were rejecting the production cuts because they wanted American prodeucers to “share the pain.”

>>18178480
“I’m going to take you to dinner tonight. Wear a dress.”

>>18178438
>googles oil price
>every expert opinion says it will go close to zero, maybe even negative by May
>goes long

Can't make this shit up

I'm the one who bought TQQQ @ 48. AMA.

How long am I in this shit for?

I'm afraid to short after the bull trap, how much farther can it really go down?

>>18178450
The US state department told Saudi Arabia three days ago that they either end OPEC now and create a new alliance/cartel with the US against Russia or face US sanctions.

>>18178494
how can a commodity go negative?

>>18178494
expert opinions are already priced in.

>>18178487
I don't remember the last time I saw a lay wearing a nice long elegant dress IRL

maybe I need to leave the suburbs

>>18178478
>Call me a conspiracy theorist.
It's a sound theory. Personally I don't really care exactly who is doing what why with oil. Only that the situation exists and identifying the things that could turn the tide in favor of bullish oil price.

Anyway. No position right now. I have limit orders way down in the low teens I don't expect to see fill.

>>18178507
it can't, these people are fucking retarded.
it can, however, go low enough long enough to put everyone other than large-caps out of business.

Trump said today that he thinks 100k dead in the US would be a good outcome. If the markets are green today...

Why are the futures frozen at -1% ?

>>18178507
They can't stop pumping oil or the field gets damaged, they can only reduce it to a certain level. But it's expensive to store and they can't just throw it away. So they hand it out and pay you to take it

>>18178422
>orange actually
Wow. That's actually a first.
I'm getting surprised by what some people actually appreciate in my artwork.

>I really hope you mix actual semen into your paint.
It's called "pouring medium" and you have to mix it 1:1 with your acrylic paint, so that it'll actually spread over the canvas
Although I'll literally need gallons of it over the next couple months with the rate that I'm going at, I guess it wouldn't hurt to bring some of the pouring fluid production in-house.
However, considering the production rate of previous record holders, such as jizzus, I don't think it would be possible to bring production completely in-house.

>>18178517
Maybe open the door and go outside once in a while. Preferably in summer.

>>18178507
The cost of storing [commodity] goes higher than the loses of giving it away.
How much higher = how much are they willing to pay you to take it away.
The industry must keep going.

>>18178517
> Muh trade girl in a wheat field

>>18178507
once storage fills up completely and the refineries are still outputting oil, it has to go somewhere

either they give it away for free, or they have to pay for it to get taken

>>18178529
nobody knows what is priced in and what is not priced in anymore.

>>18178525
Oh I think you might see those fill. If so you will make some money.

I'm DCA into oil large caps, but taking my time. I really like XOM as a company.

>>18178529
when it's all priced in, the prices stop moving

>>18178529
Would Ishtar (Rin) let me slap her butt?

>>18178529
My wife is such a baka

>>18178530
>They can't stop pumping oil or the field gets damaged

should i buy a put at 15 bucks on brent ? come on lads

https://youtu.be/psLjNy9-L_c

>Not shorting small cap oil while DCA'ing into large cap

>>18178557
Engineers all over the world:
>HOW COME WE DIDN'T FUCKING THINK OF THAT!?!?!?!?

are you ready to rocket to the moon?

>>18178548
>Oh I think you might see those fill.
Maybe. I only put those on the books to catch rapid drops with high likelihood of quick partial retrace which I then sell. If it slowly skids on down to within 15% of my limits I will move them lower. Otherwise I want legitimate long setup before I enter.

>>18178533
The fact that all of your canvases are different sizes bothers me immensely. Is the pouring medium a kind of paint thinner? Just remember to ventilate or you'll get CSE.

>>18178529
They're trying to price in my coin flip.

>>18178463
>Stacy hears that Chad thinks tomboys are sexy/cute, Stacy automatically starts wearing male underwear.
Giving women the right to vote was a mistake.

>>18178480
>>18178517
>>18178491
>“I’m going to take you to dinner tonight. Wear a dress.”
This is actually very true. Try a sugar-daddy dating site. Most college chicks are more than happy just to score some free food.
I had a girl kind of imply that she'd like a guy to help cover the cost of her outfits for cosplay... If you have the money to spend, I'd imagine you could even ask them to do specific cosplay outfits for you -- if you're going to pay for it, wouldn't it make sense to also have some say in the decision of the outfit, just like for modeling gigs?

Why do they pick a specific date to reopen the country? They cant possibly know when this will die down, they cant predict the future, so surely all theyll be forced to do is push back the date further and further.

>accidentally stayed up late because I thought it was Saturday
Time for a POWER NAP, if I don't wake up for market open take care of my single SPY 252 put. Single most expensive option i have bought, and I am betting it all on red.

Buyers are waiting, but they won't resist the temptation. The price seems good enough. Nobody is selling. It's a bull's day.

>>18178590
Don't worry, you can sleep tight and comfy, this will be a bloodbath today.

>>18178566
Fucking British people

>>18178590
Sorry anon. You cannot exercise your option, there is simply no one to buy it.

>dollar down
>commodities down
>bonds down
>stock down
>but somehow still inflation
Where the fuck is the money going?

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP STOCKS YOU'D BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY DUMP

>>18178603
The altar of moloch

Its gonna crab isnt it

Is TSLA priced in?

>>18178588
>Imagine being this much of an autist

Why don't you just ask your girlfriend to wear something you like? Its not that difficult..

Futures moving back towards green

>All these defeated bulls pretending they're crabs now
Anyone has a bull pepe crying with a crab mask?

>>18178571
it's...brilliant.

>>18178200
>https://www.strawpoll.me
https://www.strawpoll.me/19651714/r

>>18178620
not at these prices

>>18178603
what inflation

>>18178589
the authorities need to appear knowing they they do. the people need some fixed numbers for a sense of certainty.

>>18178630
what charts are you watching? not even close bro

>>18178207
https://www.strawpoll.me/19651714/r

Dubs and dj30 goes below 15k

>>18178603
There is no money, only prices.

>>18178646
>>18178634
>/r

>>18178643
bloom(((berg)))

>>18178208
https://www.strawpoll.me/19651714/r

>>18178586
>The fact that all of your canvases are different sizes bothers me immensely.
If I was going to fuck-up, I wanted it to be a small fuck-up.
So I've been progressively increasing my canvas size.
>Is the pouring medium a kind of paint thinner?
I think it's very different from "paint thinner"
>Just remember to ventilate or you'll get CSE.
I do a very shit job of ventilating. What's CSE? (Serious question)

>>18178424
>Though RKG shared a book I’m excited to look into
Which one?
>>18178457
>Economy
>Relevant
The world stock market is the NYSE and Nasdaq. Together they have more volume in a day than Frankfurt has in a month.
Apple alone has a way bigger market cap than the whole DAX combined. The DAX has no relevance.

The only other markets worth looking at as indicators are China with their rigged system and Tokyo.
>>18178529
Because Rin and her samefaces are all bisexual

Trips and uk100 goes below 3k

>>18178180
>ccl down to 13 after hours
ooohhh damn i had a coworker bragging to me a few weeks ago about how his investment advisor put him in ccl i knew he was retarded at the time but holy fug.

makes me feel better about having an average cost of my XOM bags at 38.00.

>>18178661
Are all the anime and 3dpd feel goodsy shit posted here psychological warfare or what?

>>18178655
berg is German, retard

Do you guys make actual money on stocks? Be honest.

>>18178665
>665
I guess not

>>18178674
not really no

>>18178230
https://www.strawpoll.me/19651714/r

About to take my first plunge into investing and sink $1Kish NZ (~600USD ;_;) monopoly money into XOM, wish me luck

Is it worth DCAing an amount like this over a week or so or should I just do it all at once. I guess this depends on brokerage fees actually...

Wish me lucc anyway my Gz

>>18178677
Can I make it? What if I'm special.

>>18178674
Sure. But only when its calm. When we havetroubled waters I just sit here and watch. Then when everyone stopped gloating about huge wins or whined about huge losses I come back out and buy calls or stocks.
Always worked.

Never experienced a bear market though.

>>18178629
I haven't been in a long-term relationship in years. Spending a few hundred bucks (which is what I make in an hour) is far easier than spending a dozen hours on dating apps or bars trying to find somebody decent

>Not buying Oil
I can't wait until everything goes back to normal

every purchase will take like 1% of your initial so just do it in one

anyone know if there are exists 'sustainability' legislation which bans investment funds from buying too much oil?

>>18178693
As long as you have XOM, CVX, BP, RDS you are kind of right. Anyone else, especially Gush bagholders, are going to eat shit.

>>18178693
I'm long oil but with a 2y horizon

>>18178685
you are special and you will make it eventually although it might not be stocks that does it for ya.
>>18178693
me too mane...me too.

>>18178681
With 600 its not really worth it.
>Buying Xom when oil could go even lower
Why not buy V or MA? Thats my plan at least

>>18178560
Not unreasonable, but highly speculative

>>18178283
kek wait til they start drawing 2000pt barts.

Quads and ger30 goes below 8k

>>18178696
shot dox

>>18178689
I'd rather buy stocks

>>18178693
alas
we can't go back to the way things were
any oil play here is just betting that some refineries get blown up. if nothing extraordinary happens, oil price should keep trending down gently

>>18178727
too early fampai

>>18178466
Vixo Blanco

>>18178727
atleast you tried

>>18178589
>Why do they pick a specific date to reopen the country?
Hope. If it turns out no good they delay. Not much more to it than that.

dubs and we hit rock bottom mid april

>>18178620
>moth pussy
Did I really just recognize that correctly?

>>18178669
>Are all the anime and 3dpd feel goodsy shit posted here psychological warfare or what?
>psychological warfare
Kek. What?
Ever been on /g/? Are you familiar with the "is coffee good for you?" meme?
It's because this board would be hard to follow with pure text.
There's an alternative board to /g/ on this site called /prog/ that genuinely is a pure text board (image posting is disabled). It'd be well-suited to me, but I couldn't possibly have the patience for it.
The anime and shit is like easy eye candy, or common orthogonal interests to the main subject.
It's kind of like blog-posting. Very little of this thread actually discusses stocks.

>>18178661
Looking it up, liquitex's pouring medium does seem to be a paint thinner. CSE is chronic solvent-induced encephalopathy, people use solvents (including paint thinners, gasoline) as drug substitutes, it functions similarly to alcohol but has the long-term risks of destroying your brain. CSE is mostly an occupational thing, as long as you do your painting in a room with an open window and you don't sleep in it it shouldn't be a problem.

>>18178603
>Where the fuck is the money going?
sitting in cash and waiting

>>18178732
>if nothing extraordinary happens, oil price should keep trending down gently
Nah...nobody wants that. Literally nobody. Saudis can't sustain their government long term at anything under like 40. Same with Russia, I think they need it at about 28-30 to not draw down their sovereign wealth fund.

Oil will not stay this low forever. It will return to, at a bare minimum, ~50/bl. Question is when.

>>18178589
The federal response has been confused, chaotic, ineffective, and late. This entire crisis is managed by the state governors. Any dates they mention are the only ones with any actual weight.

>>18178750
do the text boards still exist? /prog/ was fun back in the day

Which etf this morning?

>>18178750
>>moth pussy
That's obviously a dullahan, don't you see that she has no neck?

>>18178750
>"is coffee good for you?" meme?
comes from /fit/ originally I think

>>18178755
it might be a while

>>18178732
>I'd rather buy stocks
Same. And that's why I hardly ever go out on a date

Lol bears are so gay

>>18178230

...because they leave forever...

GBP kek

>>18178777
wasted trips, go back to plebbit faggot

>>18178777
Checked
But also you're the gay.
fag

>>18178180
holy shit why is abbott mooning but none of the other test companies are? what did i miss

>>18178777
Nice numbers but you have to give up this false dichotomy if you want to trade better. It's not productive. Trade both sides like everyone else.

Deaths in general are plummeting, Population boom imminent

>>18178799
5 minute antibody-based chinese virus tester

>>18178815
Bearish

>>18178799
they're making a 5 minute test and rolling it out next week

>>18178820
shit i just read that it got approved. i knew i shouldve held it. any chance any other companies are coming out with competition? should we buy DGX

>>18178825
It actually is when you consider that hospitals are still beyond full, but people are not dying of anything other than diseases.

Damn, Musk is gonna dab on bears again
>TSLA up 2%

>>18178180
i'm only buying stocks as a form of vindication insurance. if it turns out to be a nothing burger and I look like a fool infront of my friends and family, atleast I will have made a good chunk of change. if it goes down than it is a fair price to pay.

Funny red line will go down today?

Uh oh bearbros

>>18178833
Pollution is down, accidents (especially car) are down. Not really surprising.

Who is staying at home? I literally was at a packed park all day. Corona isn't real you morons. Stop believing delusions and realize this virus is a ploy to bring about one world rule under the UN as prophesied in Revelations

>>18178838
>red line
Oh nononono

>>18178652
Rerolling for trips

>>18178844
fewer patients die from treatment.

the medical industry will be questioned.

>>18178793
You must use Reddit if you know what Reddit behavior is. I don't, I'll trust your right

>>18178620
it is but 80% of it's remaining value is purely in saying being able to say you own Tesla stock.

>>18178837
what did you tell your friends and family?
did you put on the mask?

it's gonna crash and burn today.

>>18178851
this, americans should stay outside and work normally, land of the free. nothingburger.

>>18178839
My puts expire in May, I just need one more crash.

>>18178815
Even without 2020 data, this is an interesting chart.

Red day incoming

>>18178860
past time for that to happen, unironically. i'm deaf in one ear because some cunt surgeon decided i needed semi-permanent tubes in one ear due to impacted ear wax. and it cost me two thousand fucking dollars for the privilege. fucking cunt.

>>18178751
Oh shit, that's right. Some people huff paint thinners to get high.
K, so I'm in an apartment, and I do my painting in a separate room that I shut the door to. But, I don't do a solid job with the open window thing.
Shit.
Ah well, I smoked so much weed that my roommate named me "the reefer god" anyways.
I just popped the windows open.

>>18178877
Agreed, the government can make me do shit. People are out everywhere. This virus can't make us change our lives. We are individuals not some hill of soulless ants like the chinks.

Markets are not too bad tbqh

Any Aussie bro’s experiencing serious fomo here? Our stock market went up 7% today :(

>>18178896
how do i like this facebook post?

>>18178878
>I just need one more crash.
I know that feel

>VIX
All the volume will be moving in the first 10 minutes and last 30. Everything else will be noise.

>>18178867
i told them it was gonna go bad back in late January, bust half of them are still doing the "just a flu" line. I'm still expect this to drag on through most or all of April before it starts to peter out. This week is gonna be the big one that really makes or breaks how bad it will be for the rest of the pandemic.

>>18178915
WTF is this real?

Aaaaaaand Green again
Not gonna gloat though. I know perfectly well it could turn around in a second

>>18178915
fucking kek holy shit

>>18178915
>that deliberate about it
CBT fags are absolutely disgusting

>>18178932
well aren't you just a peach

>>18178932
lol, you must have like 20 mins of delay.
At least you already know what the future holds for you in the next 15 mins:
>red

>>18178954
>Delay

>>18178958
>nasdaq
keep gay anon

Imagine buying here during the 2009 crisis

>>18178764
I think /prog/ still exists.
I don't fucking use it though, that's for sure.

>>18178766
>That's obviously a dullahan, don't you see that she has no neck?
I saw the lack of a neck. I do not know what a dullahan is, but I now must look that up.

>>18178765
>Which etf this morning?
SPXL, you fucking pleb. And don't sell until we hit a new ATH.

>>18178768
>comes from /fit/ originally I think
Noted.

>>18178777
>trips of truth

>>18178261

But this is a pretty accurate summary, faggot. Nothing improved anywhere, except brrrr.

>>18178975
we'll be there soon bud, just hold on. quarter is nearly over. earnings will come out in a month. projects'll start getting postponed, demand will be up to shit, 'restructuring', bankruptcies, the whole lot. soon brother, soon

>>18178239
Based schizo poster, hope u realize edibles aren't the answer

Imagine buying into this market that is being kept afloat by the infinite money machine as the global economy literally stops indefinitely and oil going to 0 dollars a barrel is not even front page news.

>>18178988
>earnings will come out in a month.

You didn't get the memo? They're being delayed.
https://www.axios.com/sec-coronavirus-corporate-filings-0ad5f3ca-d453-48d8-bf0c-7bad80ce4379.html

>>18178979
I'm flattered.

>>18178947
You think it was?

>>18178988
SEC said companies do not need to publish them. They will get delayed till... whenever this is over.

This is a month old news and it will be interesting to see how people will react once MSFT and AAPL refuse to publish their earnings.

>>18178881
Yeah its kinda strange you wouldn't expect so much correlation for something so seemingly random

https://youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxA

The bulls are trying hard

>>18178437

You are a fucking degenerate, like every Trump supporter.

Molecular biology will win over populist bullshitters. Reality always wins.

>>18179065
> Muh virus
> Muh social distancing and hiding like a bitch
Grow a pair, bitch

>>18178988
how are so confident this will happen?

aaaaand we're green

>>18178815
People die less in the summer and more in the winter.
Interesting.
Also, it's harder to die if you stay at home. There is that.

Holy shit that pump

>>18179092
lol you want him to fight the virus? Why not just believe in science? It's not that hard to understand I promise.

>>18179131
What pump?

>>18179125
or they die at home and nobody knows.

My boy from the inside told me the market will be hit hard. We have a huge liquidity and debt problem. Globally.
Do with that info whatever you want.
Also, on that same note
Go fuck yourselves.

>>18179148
Dax positive
Vix negative
All indices green

>>18179120
Soo, was there an actual reason for sudden jump?

>>18179162
coin flip economics

>>18179161
Where are you seeing this? Shits red in Yahoo

>Market just doing waves now
God have mercy. What is this shit?

>>18179174
try a live tracker
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>18179162
bbrrrrr

>economy absolutely JUSTed beyond belief
>asx 200 up 7% for the day

i dont get it. just fucking die already reeeee

>>18179162
MAGA kids

>>18178681
>About to take my first plunge into investing and sink $1Kish NZ (~600USD ;_;) monopoly money into XOM, wish me luck
Fucking don't. Wait for the big dip. There's been NO good news for oil so far.

>bazillion deaths priced in

At this rate DOW's gonna be up to 25k by wednesday

>>18179203
>>18179245
Economies are a spook

>>18179245
You know what, I'm going to price in everything going forward. Personally in my life. I'll never fail

can you feel it?

>>18179277

>>18179257
So what do we buy

>>18179157
> We have a huge liquidity and debt problem. Globally.
Everyone knows
Priced in

>>18179283
Think of the worst stocks that no one outside of wsb would buy and buy them.

>>18179289
like this?

monsieur powell
activate the sine waves

>>18179266
that's literally stoicism

>>18178815
So do people die because it's winter or because they have to spend the holidays with their family?
Also if this goes on longer America will see a huge decrease in deaths as heart health improves as all you fat fucks can't afford your 5th daily tub of ice cream anymore.

I'm going to sell everything when the market opens.
fucking fell for a bulltrap fuck

>>18178342
Expected far worse desu, its already rebounding
>normie media now speaking from recession in Germany

>>18179351
How much are you at?

Guyse, here's a money making machine for you.

AIM all share index has been acting in a very stable manner during the high volatility and it atm gives the best estimate for market direction.

When AIM 25 hourly moving average derivative hits negative values, short.

The derivative just changed negative during the past hour. Time to go down.

>>18179351
Futures are green though
For now anyways

Bulls where are you?

>>18179296
You got it buddy.

>>18179351
Futures are green.
Weak hands will miss out on this week's rally.
Bobos being hunted to extinction.

is there a chance that the feds are just trying to keep the market stable, as in not super volatile up or down? it seems to be settling down lately.

>>18178670
And jiddish is basically weird German

>>18179337
>as all you fat fucks can't afford your 5th daily tub of ice cream anymore.
That's it, shorting ice cream companies.

>>18178670
Do you honestly think that Bloomberg isn't Jewish?

>>18178670
>Bloomberg's paternal grandfather, Alexander "Elick" Bloomberg, was a Polish Jew.[9] Bloomberg's maternal grandfather, Max Rubens, was a Lithuanian Jewish immigrant from present-day Belarus.[10][11] His maternal grandmother was born in New York to Lithuanian Jewish parents.

>>18178815
cant get in a car crash if you can’t leave your house

aaaand there go the futures

Why does the price fluctuate?

>>18179426
To create fear so you sell

>>18179414
holy fuck i blinked and ES dropped like 150

>>18179337
Winter. Even people in my sub-tropical area die more easily during winter and make it become peak season for funeral service according to my relative in the industry

Here we go bear bros

Where are you bulls?

>>18179426
To create optimism so you buy

>>18179364
-$170 since friday
bought AAL, DAL, ALK, SAS, MSFT, AMD and BP

>>18179437
>Still above 20000
Bullish

>>18179426
because of demand or lack of it

>>18179430
It's going to get much much worse. Probably some rallies (corrections in bear market) later in the week, but Monday will be red. Buffet and Cuban will dump their shit.

Mooning

>>18179426
To create uncertainty so you're bogged

>>18179426
To make you lose money

>>18179337
suicides go up at chrimbustime

>>18179453
brrrrr can only work for so long

>>18179456
That's a given no matter what

trump pills are working

>>18179151
that is entirely possible

>>18178815
They are covering up the deaths and are not counting them

>>18179337
its probably literally all the drunk driving, bad weather accidents, stress, and depression from the holidays

>Fluctuating between -2% to +1% all night
Crab time?

>>18179445
Why the fuck would you buy in a time like this after a 500 point sp500 rebound lol

Rip money

too much drama in the futures atm
going to bed for a few hours
it'll be interesting to see if SQQQ moons today or if I autosell for a small loss

>>18179426
to make you ask "why does the price fluctuate?"

>>18179470
Nah, they saved up the statistics for today for crashing the market

>>18179494
If I ever put in an auto sell threshold it would dip$0.01 below that price right before mooning guaranteed

>>18179510
>>18179510
>>18179510
new

>>18178494
That's when you're supposed to go long, actually. I remember those articles during the oil debacle of 2016, where it was supposed to go to 20 in a few weeks. It never did.