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18176411 No.18176411 [Reply] [Original]

Should I join the military? Seems like the safest option right now. By the time I'm out the economy will probably be roaring, I'll have learned a trade, and BTC will be $100k.

>> No.18176434

which branch you lookin at?

>> No.18176436
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18176436

>safest option

>> No.18176443

>>18176411
They don't really like faggots so you'll probably have a bad time.

>> No.18176450

>>18176436
Kek

>> No.18176451

>>18176411
How good are you at moving, handling, and otherwise disposing of, say, a few hundred corpses per day?

>> No.18176456
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>>18176411
>looming spectre of world war III
>seems like the safest option right now
go ahead anon, when you're right you're right

>> No.18176467

>>18176434
Chair Force or Coast Guard. Maybe get a MOS that focuses on something like welding or machining, something that gives me options after I'm discharged.

>>18176436
Guaranteed pay, guaranteed housing and everything, just do the time. What's not safe about it?

>> No.18176475

>>18176411
join military INT and just sit behind desk all day or join military security and work in an embassy in some sunny country.

don't become a cuck foot soldier just to die for Israel.

>> No.18176484

>>18176467
>thinking you get to decide your MOS
>thinking you get to decide where you're deployed
Lmao

>> No.18176494

i'm thinking of becoming a navy lawyer

>> No.18176501

>>18176411
Do you have a complex?
If yes, then yes.

>> No.18176503
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>>18176411
>military
>safe
>after chinks just tried to collapse western society

>> No.18176529
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18176529

I'm thinking about becoming a undesignated season in the U.S navy.

>> No.18176555

>>18176529

what's that?

>> No.18176582

>>18176411
>gOi

Checks out.

>> No.18176620
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18176620

>>18176475
join military INT and post here 24/7 about how chinese cook kittens.

>> No.18176631

>>18176494
You're certainly gay enough. Best of luck sailor.

>> No.18177079

>>18176411
> he doesn't know about Kleros staking income

>> No.18177386

Yes go air guard

>> No.18177430

>>18176411
>gOI
lmao you're destined for it little man, die for your masters

>> No.18177486

>>18176456
kek