/biz/ - Business & Finance

>LAND LORDS ARE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT EASY
>THEY DONT HAVE A CHOICE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

First for 6 million dead

the fed is the enemy of human race

>>18170372
>this retard isn't buying barrels of oil for negative prices and storing them in his backyard
shut this board down you're all worthless

>2.2 MILLION MAY DIE.

>>18170389
And that's a good thing!

APRIL 30TH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS NIGGERBITCH IS GETTING UPPITY. TRUMP TOLD HIM TO FUCKING READ

i always see you guys spam MFA when people ask for tips. is this a meme or is it legit?

>>18170389
b u l l i s h

is using a trailing stop loss for 3x leveraged ETFs a thing? they say dont use one for 1x ETFs but I couldnt find anything on 3x?

2.2 million is the "do nothing" number retards, social distancing reduces that to 1-200,000

>>18170389
Unironically bullish

As others have already said if absolutely nothing was done to cull the spread of the virus and hospitals became overwhelmed and weren't able to help people with covid nor others with life threatening complications THEN 2.2 million is possible

Keep your degenerate fucking fetishes away from my stocks, virgin

Jerome you better pump like no one has every pumped before

>>18170374
Who here holding puts?

>>18170389
Worldwide numbers or US?

FUTURES RED

>YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE >YOU PEOPLE

HE'S GOING OFF ON THIS REPORTER LMAO

LMAO LMAO LMAO HOW IS THIS REAL

futures are climbing. what the fuck?

>>18170433
U.S.

DOW -2%

Is work shut down through april 30th priced in?
2.2 million dead priced in?

>>18170353
>millions have already died in china
>trusting communist Chinese numbers

>>18170358
Be nice, don't be threatening. Stop being so pessimistic!

REPORTERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ETERNALLY! WHY IS THE BITCH STILL ALLOWED TO BE THERE? THIS CUNT SHOULD BE REMOVED!

>not distributing the generators

>>18170422
stay the fuck away from 3x ETFs if you have to ask such retarded questions, sincerely

tfw the steel in the barrel of oil is the most expensive part

>>18170442
Is this your first Trump press conference?

Why are you so negative
BE POSITIVE
BE POSITIVE
BE POSITIVE

>>18170422
doesn't that just wipe you out of your position three times as fast compared to the 1x ETF?

>>18170445
"you people" is bullish.

Another whitehouse presser. Another meltdown on stage directed at some poor reporter.

MOOOOOO
BULL RUNNING A TRAIN ON DOOMERS

G E T F U K T
E
T

F
U
K
T

Fuck, Trump is trying to bury these reporters

the crabs have it lads

>>18170450
Yes

Trump does NOT like this black chick lmao

AHHHHHHH CRASH IMMINENT AND I DUNNO WHAT TO BUY

FUCK I MIGHT MISS THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY

SPY? APPLE? AMAZON? AHHHHH STUPID INDECISIVE SELF

>>18170442
journos are priced in

>>18170445
didn't you hear? economy is on lockdown for another 30 days compared to the original 15.
Bullish signal if ever there was

IM FUCKING CASHING OUT MY 401K TOMORROW WHO ELSE? FUCK THIS SHIT, WE HAVENT HIT BOTTOM YET. ILL THROW IT BACK IN A MONTH OR SO

I love when he gets annoyed and starts going off the script.
He's way too easy to bait into saying retarded shit.

>>18170444
No fucking way.

>>18170423
>He thinks we're not gonna get closer to the bad numbers when Louisiana and Florida governments were dragging their feet, and Alabama's government straight-up doesn't give a shit

Bloomberg seems to have quicker futures quotes than CNBC.

>Bitcoin is the best market indicator

HE'S MAD

MR PRESIDENT MY SECOND QUESTION MR PRESIDENT MY SECOND QUESTION

>>18170479
>futures accurately predict the following day
oof

>im quoting you directly from your interview with sean hannity
>"that's enough"

my sides are in another dimension

THATS ENOUGH

>>18170490
nah i'm buying, you should have had some dry powder to begin with

>>18170475
>poor reporter
These "reporters" should be tarred and feathered on live TV.

NEXT OIL PRICE TARGETS 17 AND 12 USD

SHORT OIL NOW

futures will probably be green after trump stops talking

>>18170479
It's our time brothers...

>>18170442
>>18170442
dishonest disrespectful niggerbitch deserves to be kicked out

>>18170490
>WE HAVENT HIT BOTTOM YET
>yet, last week was best week for the dow in the last 82 years

>>18170456
why do all blacks have that disgusting coarse hair, it's like pube and asshole hair grows on their head.

>>18170493
2.2 million is the number Trump got when he asked Fauci "what happens if we do nothing and go back to work"

>>18170484
pick up some ba... wont regret it

https://twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1244385850684817409?s=19

Hcq + az works?

Death rate without seems 10x so far in this study?

futures gonna limit down kek

>>18170491
you're not embarrassed a bit as an American?

>>18170511
>rainbow chambers
what's up with this shit anyways?

People who didn't see the 100k-200k number coming are retards. You should've known that number for weeks if you actually had done any research into the virus.

I've got a desmos graph that predicts current exponential death growth (red line) and realistic viral death count and slowdown (orange line) using standard regressions.
https://www.desmos.com/calculator/izl8jdwu3o

This is all priced in, don't short the futures lads.

DO NOT FOMO INTO SHORTS

Fed will smell blood in the water and pump another couple trillions. I'm fucking warning you.

>>18170482
nobody does shes a dirty rat trying to propagate a fucking lie

>>18170517
>crabfags are just bullfags coping with loss
ceramics

>>18170517
>buy the bottom of the range
>sell the top of the range

EZ crab money

>>18170529
I'm expecting more than 100-200k personally. People aren't following the guidelines at all.

>>18170522
>why is their hair different?
That sounds like RACISM!! We are all one race, the HUMAN race!

>>18170528
he likes that america is a joke now

>>18170511
>drawing arbitrary lines in high volatility markets
ok bud.

>>18170521
bull trap

>>18170525
>Death rate without seems 10x so far in this study?
It doesn't matter, they still have to pay their rent.

Do any of you guys trade forex ?

>>18170527
what fucking futures do you look at frens? my futures are climbing

lol we are hoping that the models aren't completely right

>>18170525
all signs point to yes. you can self medicate with green tea extract and zinc

Quercetin acts as a Zinc Ionophore (so does HydroxyChloroquine aka Trump pills)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25050823

Zinc Ionophores block replication of corona viruses in cell culture
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21079686/

Tea has a lot of Quercetin
https://www.integrativepro.com/Resources/Integrative-Blog/2017/Quercetin-Food-Compared-Supplementation

>>18170528
If I was a burger I'd be absolutely mortified of having this retard leading my nation and I wouldn't want him to ever appear in front of the camera.
Luckily I'm not a burger, so I can take this as an entertainment instead.

>>18170529
now make a graph plotting the impact of people being unable to pay their debts, institutions going bankrupt, 30%+ unemployment, politicians dying, etc.

>>18170456
We should have picked our own cotton, honestly.

>>18170461
>>18170471

>hold SQQQ
>monday closes red and you gain +20%
>you think Tuesday will also be red
>set trailing stop loss at -15% allowing for some volatility but will at least ensure you will net +5% in case you are wrong and Tuesday is green

why is that retarded

>>18170528
why teh fuck would anyone be anything but proud to have this leader as president? fuck these lying leftist media cunts. im so happy he stands up to them and doesnt take their shit. calls them out to their face. not like the beta bitch Bush

>>18170565
100k dead model is horribly fucking wrong lol

>>18170567
I voted for him because he’s a cartoon character.

Did Fauci sound a little sick there?

>EXTREEEEEMMMMMEEEEE!!!

DOOM AND GLOOM, DEATH, CHAOS, COLLAPSE. EMBRACE IT, THIS IS THE FUTURE

>>18170546
I am, will be, and always was a crab. Fuck bulls and fuck bears, we snib and snab to victory.

>>18170559
i honestly hope so because i missed out on BP at fifteen fiddy. incredibly stupid move by myself. wouldve done +60% within a few days but NOOOOOO WE ARE NOT THERE YET. fck

>>18170475
>poor reporter
>meltdown
dilate

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>>18170525
It seems reliable, but the fact that only 12 people died without it is likely going to reserve it for severe / last-ditch cases. Regardless, even if it did work, if you're already being intubated in a hospital, your lungs are going to permanently be swiss cheese after.

>Cuban doctors have been sent to Italy

no wonder they're so fucked lmao

>>18170605
no

>>18170562
those look delayed

OIL BELOW 20
>OIL BELOW 20
OIL BELOW 20
>OIL BELOW 20
OIL BELOW 20
>OIL BELOW 20
OIL BELOW 20
>OIL BELOW 20
OIL BELOW 20
>OIL BELOW 20

>cucks killing themselves 2 weeks in
>another month+ to go

kek, keep jumping.

DR FAUCI NOOOO

WHY DIDN'T U LISTEN

U COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

IT'S TOO LATE

>>18170605
>numbers overall better today than yesterday

nah, not monday, no surprises so far

>>18170511
SUPPORT BROKEN

SHORT IT

>>18170567
where you from

>>18170528
>leftist propagandist "journalists" should be treated with respect at all times, even as they add fundraisers for antifa in their articles and work to ruin the country
No, not at all.

>80% unemployment by the time this is over.

>>18170566
Is there any reason I can't just order quercetin from Amazon? Because I already did and it arrived today.

Trying to figure out if I should also get ECGC or whatever the green tea extract is called.

>>18170570
>politicians dying
There's like nearly 550k politicians in the US, so assuming that even 1 of them would die is exaggerating.
>30%+ unemployment
The unemployment numbers are out, and a stimulus bill was passed, I wouldn't be surprised if we already saw the peak of the unemployment numbers, but even extreme estimates MAX out at 20%.
>institutions going bankrupt
good luck having that happen with 0% interest rates.

>>18170601
based permasnab

>>18170613
last week convoys of russian military trucks brought some stuff to the pizzas.

>>18170615
10 mins but the trend is clear. do you have a free source for realtime?

>>18170628
Oil getting fucked is bearish, let's see how low it goes.

>>18170638
yeah you have no idea what you're talking about

>>18170629
some hick state

>>18170637
anon don't buy into garbage pills. you don't need meme shit, if you're eating salad and meat you're getting the nutrients you need

>>18170644
i'll be your realtime source fren

God damn it I bought USO when oil was $20 because I thought even the Saudis would stop pumping at a loss eventually

Oh well

>>18170644
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>18170629
Finland.

>>18170638
>There's like nearly 550k politicians in the US, so assuming that even 1 of them would die is exaggerating
well if the people affected are important or rich enough they get on ECMO and CBP. not a single person does have to die from this but its simply very expensive.

I want a huge crash just so I can buy more cheapies

these insufferable niggerbitches just asking gotcha bullshit questions. how many times are theese faggots going to ask this fucking troll question? Trump didnt fall for it yesterday, the day before, and hes not going to fall for it today. fuck these cunt ass commmie niggers

>CAN YOU GUARANTEE LITERALLY EVERYONE ONE THE PLANET CAN HAVE A VENTILATOR?

Fuck Trump. It's going to be a bullish week, ladies.

>>18170461
dont see you responding now, fag >>18170580

we have enough bullets in america

bullish

they act like a magical talisman to protect the country

>>18170667
put the VWAP and a 5 period EMA on your chart, faggot. bonus points if you put a ChaikinOsc on there, with 8/21 instead of 3/10. otherwise, thanks.

>>18170675

>>18170616
My CVX and XOM puts about to PRINT

>>18170695
i already told you what you needed to know, fuck off

>>18170667
oof
silver not doing so hot either

just woke up lads did futures hit limit down already

Did they say it's going to be this "shelter in place" or "social distancing" or whatever else they wanna call it all the way to april 30th???

Buying calls on Michigan, fabulous state, lots of car companies moving back there

>>18170700
sorry anon i dont use memelines

>they were H A P P Y

>We have more ammunition than we'll ever need
Bullish on the FEMA death squads

>>18170539
fuck off Jay

>>18170450
>rotoscoped
>still looks worse than ishuzoku reviewers
...why? Why should I even watch this trash looking show?

>>18170550
I think they are somewhat? Or is it because I am in the high IQ and high average age bay area?

>>18170567
alright than, microkekkies

I'm so pissed at Boris too, probably going to kill my aunt and maybe cousin.

>>18170716
soon fren

>>18170605
Please. Let this be true

>>18170566
You know take this at face value or whatever, but I heard from the grapevine of a guy that got it, self-isolated and did nothing but drink massive amounts of green tea and came out fine. He is in his 50's with hypertension.

>>18170692
Why are you trying to fool retards in a weekend?
It's not like you can scam them out of their life savings until tomorrow morning, anyways.

>>18170696
more like they act as they dont give a flying shit about their elderly

>>18170708
My XOM puts are at the 23 USD strike. I need oil to go to zero in order to make profits. Fuck me.

>>18170718

You betcha. Permabulls gonna have a bad time

>>18170423
That number bill put out is the worldwide number too. Trump's was just America. I wonder if Bill will backtrack now?

>>18170657
ok retard, I'm saying stuff backed up by experts and real facts, and you're some dumbass on the internet.

>>18170681
I know that none have to die, but I mean statistically, if you select 550k random people and 200k random people from a population of 320 million, its unbelievably unrealistic to even think you would have a single overlap.

>>18170732

>>18170580

You are building in the assumption that Monday will close red when you don’t know at all. It could go down 20% and then you could hold Tuesday and it go down another 20% so instead of being +5% you’re down -40%. It’s a dumb move. Gambling on 3x ETFs is no different than just doing options

>>18170726
chart patterns are meme lines, anon. the average price is not a fucking meme line.

>>18170718
At least. It might be longer if none of the antivirals pan out.

>>18170718
I mean, what did you expect? Virus gone, all back to normal? This shit will get much worse before it gets better

I cant wait to see the reaction when it gets extended again until June.

>>18170718
>>18170747
its priced in thru may

>>18170456
What did she ask?

>>18170751
Oh really? The experts say business can't go bankrupt because of muh 0% interest? You are an utterly delusional simpleton. I'm not going to argue with you for the same reason I'm not going to argue with a cat.

will there be a webcam of GM restructuring their plant for vent-production like of this hospital in wuhan back then?

>>18170742
>Why are you trying to fool retards in a weekend?
You're the one who's being fooled. 2.2 MILLION dead? Orange man is out of his MIND!

>It's not like you can scam them out of their life savings until tomorrow morning, anyways.
I'm not telling anyone to buy stocks but I'm just saying what's actually going to happen, it'll be a bullish week because everyone, even Trump, is being fearful.

>tfw got enough weed for another month at least

>chief market strategist, asset management firm
>"this is a wonderful time to take advantage of tax-loss harvesting"
ohhhhhh fuggggggggg

>>18170749
I don't know if Bill is a real person or if he's like Titania McGrath, but he's not at all accountable to reality.

>>18170780
???
I'm not a cvg regular

quarantine extension is priced in. (((they) already knew on friday.

>>18170778
vaccine to blacks first as reparations

>>18170456
la creatura

>>18170796
No really.

>>18170791
>just ran out
I'm ngmi bros

JESUS FUCK OIL

>/ES price finally cracked below VWAP
>now coming back up and retesting it
>looking like it's going to fail the test and bounce to the downside

ofuq bros...

>>18170795
if you didn't know or thought it would be bullish... you might already have a brain virus

>>18170774
Is coronavirus coming back full swing next fall also priced in?

>>18170778
what about his tax returns

>>18170709

i mislabled it "stop loss" instead of trailing stop limit order

same question now with trailing stop limit order. why not use one for leveraged ETFs?

>>18170791
>>18170808

>dude weed lmao, bro I love weed man, 420 bro,

Degenerate filth.

>>18170811

>buying into this rigged market when 50% of oil demand is currently shot thanks to quarantines

>>18170811
Why are they making gas so cheap when I can't leave my house

>we have to get everything going
>stay closed another month

blumpf.

>>18170778
she called Trump out by quoting him on something he said. Trumptards and coping and seething

>>18170754
I added whatever the fuck VWAP is anon
colorful lines, yay!

>>18170822
weed is good, anon. much healthier for you than alcohol and cigs. vaping it is perfectly healthy and helps expand your mind.

>>18170726
since 70% of trading is algorithms and 100% of algorithms are based on shit like that it actually doesn't hurt to pay attention to "memelines" to an extent

>>18170788
>it'll be a bullish week because everyone, even Trump, is being fearful
How the fuck does that make any sense?

2.2 MILLION DEATHS
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2.2 MILLION DEATHS

>>18170374
I was reading the boomer stuff in the link and it said not to try and track/time the market. isnt that literally all thats going on ITT? I am a brainlet so I just want to know if I'm wrong.

>>18170780
Kek

>>18170811
Oil will literally go down close to 0. Not the first time they pay people to take it

>>18170824
Because you can’t leave your house

>>18170667
can you post update

suicides are priced in, sorry pink wojaks

>>18170824
They will pay you soon to take gas fren.

>>18170816
Assuming weather would even affect it. We'll find out in the coming months.

>>18170849
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5db7b1a358369

Perk yourself up with this!

>>18170834
now I truly see, clearly it's over for ____bros

>YOU WILL BE SEEING DRUGS USED LIKE NOBODY'S EVER USED THEM BEFORE
TRUMP BOOFING WEED CONFIRMED

DEPRESSION IN THE ECONOMY

>>18170822
insecure cuck

>>18170823
why arent the big five tanking af then? WHY? I WANT TO BUY SOME BP AND TOTAL. leave this shell crap out of my sight. also gazprom is trash level since they wont pay any dividend for ages.

>>18170811
Saudis and Russians are really going to kill the US oil industry.
They're going to spend so much money trying to bail these guys out and it's not going to work.
Prepare to see every company that's not an old giant go out of business.

>>18170844
Anon, I...

HOLY FUCK.
SUICIDES AND DRUG ADDICTIONS ARE NOT PRICED IN.
IT'S OVER BROS

SUICIDE DRUG ADDICTION

STOP SAYING DEPRESSION AND TREMENDOUS SUICIDES AAAAAAAAAAA

>italy death rate 3x higher than china or US
>most corrupt kiked up countries are severely underreporting to protect their stockmarket or global reputation

>>18170843
That's boomer advice
never listen to boomers, imagine if you hadn't sold after hearing news of China getting shut down, that's what boomers would have recommended.

>>18170843
dumb anime poster

>>18170778
She asked a question based on a lie and got called out, then tried to talk over Trump and he shuts her down. The cunt does this every fucking conference.

>>18170879
your suicide will be tremendous anon, as long as you stream it

dudes... the whole market is fucked after this presser. It's
O V E R
V
E
R

Any volatility traders in here? Want to form a /general/ and talk about strategies?

>>18170843
You are the only one who read it. Everyone else here gambles their life savings away. It's the way of /biz/

>>18170867
>Prepare to see every company that's not an old giant go out of business.
That was the entire point. Retards here buying Gush and other oil companies when we havent even had bankruptcies yet.

>>18170826
>>we have to get everything going
this is him talking without a filter and without thinking
>>stay closed another month
this is him talking when someone with a brain has the balls to correct him and tell him what the actual strategy should be

seriously, i wonder how many times he's said something only to 180 on it days later. it seems to happen constantly

>>18170811
time to buy. imagine stocking your garage and backyard with barrels

The apocalypse is bullish and priced in gentlemen.

Don’t forget to buy tomorrow.

>>18170849
>activate quantum immortality

>>18170779
Most small businesses will not go bankrupt thanks to this stimulus bill. Most large businesses will weather this storm like many others. The only candidates for bankruptcy are institutions that are already heavily in debt, and can't pay it off due to lack of revenue. These businesses have already been downgraded as investments and anybody who was still investing in them (or concerned with their bankruptcy) is a retard. (F, GM, BA, etc). Thanks to this stimulus bill, the markets can't go much lower. I understand its fun to watch a market crash, but you really need to understand our conditions are extremely bullish past just a few days of trading. This is not the great depression 2.0.

>>18170867
God bless Putin for wanting to shake things up.

>>18170870
>>18170872
>>18170879

dont you understand what he is expressing by that? he wants to tell everybody that shutdown is worse than the removing of a few boomers.

>>18170753
>assumption

correct. i am building in the assumption that there will be at least 1 day of gains for the 3x you are holding, as well as a chance at consecutive days of gains, or maybe a day and a half.

the point is why use a trailing stop limit order on stocks you're day trading but not for 3x ETFs

>>18170816
Fauci has already said it's a possibility especially if it slows at all during the summer

>>18170831
>>18170826
>Trade talks are going great! Any day now we'll have a deal!
This is all part of the show.

>>18170843
pretty much...
We know we won't get it exctly, so I make sure to buy some KO and stuff when we hit certain levels

MASSIVE SUICIDES
MASSIVE DEPRESSION

>>18170831
>sjhe dun guoted drumpf
>doesnt even remember the quote.
neck yourself jew

TREMENDOUS SUICIDES, DRUG USE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN

>>18170847
nothing crazy happening

>Trump memeing on and gaslighting CNN

>these permabulls on Investing.com's futures comment section

>>18170843
how many boomers do you think post itt?

why does he have such a hard time with explaining his tweets?

>>18170882
Sadly those boomers will probably make all their money back in a year when markets fully recover. Lets hope corona takes them first.

CNN is going to stop getting questions if they keep bullying orange man

>>18170869
I meant on a big scale, not some shitty small company with literally no storage

DRUG ADDICTIONS IS PRICED IN

HE'S GETTING OWNED

is appreciation priced in, seems like a volatile market?

>I get mike pence to call.

trump has phone anxiety!

>>18170524
whats ba?

>>18170927
STOP TRUMP THIS NIGGA DEAD

>>18170921
I'm not dying in no cave.

>getting high and watching this tantrum Trump is throwing over his tweets live on national TV

this clown world is hilarious haha

Buy buy buy

Set up long

Golden stimulated bull run coming

hahahahhahahaha Trump is kicking their fucking ass

holy shit millions of NPCs are getting redpilled

>>18170921
Within two weeks the comment section on investing.com devolved from genuine discussion to /biz/ and WSB arguing with normies who think shorting SPX is unamerican.

lmao CNN have to move goalposts after being forced to read the full quote

>the pressers get more hostile by the day

Another week they will be throwing poop at him.

Imagine having futures in gold. Lmao.

>>18170942

jesus I just went to cspan and he's freaking the FUCK out... what is this tantrum?

>>18170935
ok nice tummy

>THIS IS WHY PEOPLE AREN"T WATCHING CNN ANYMORE
>YOUR VIEWS AREN'T SO GOOD

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTEEM

hahahah holy shit. SELL CNN STOCK NOW!! CNN CONIRMED FAKE NEWS, WORD IS OUT. SELL SELL SELL CNN TANKING AS WE SPEAK

>>18170718
What the fuck did you expect? US restrictions are less strict and more late than what they implemented in European countries and EU countries are estimated to stay locked till summer. USA will need to extend too probably. Fuck, even Wuhan took almost 3 months and they were welding doors shut to control the people.

Trumps "2 weeks" was only to make retards not panic suicide and to save financial from instant crash.

>>18170847
Just use:
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

>>18170963
You posted the same image I responded to.

I love how he treats reporters, CNN in particular. Shame he likes Hannity, because that fucker is just as bad

>>18170942
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING IN THE CAVE

>>18170940
boeing

>>18170979
that's what I get for not scrolling

>THAT'S WHY CNN ARE NOT TRUSTED
>CNN IS FAKE NEWS, IT IS REMEMBER THAT
>YES YOU ARE

OH MY GOD

>>18170950
HAHHAHAAHAH HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW THEY HAVE BEEN BROADCASTING IT THIS ENTIRE TIME IMAGINE BEING A SEETHING CNN KEK LIKE WOLF BLITZER WATCHING TRUMP CALL OUT YOUR FAGGOTRY AND HAVING TO BROADCAST IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

LOL

CNN = KEKED

i don't know what the lines mean but i'm rooting for the yellow one!

>did the best they could
>got lucky
>stuck his head in the sand for the first few months

>EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL IN JUNE
B U L L I S H

>>18170993
Are you in THAT discord anon?

>Back to normal in june

Lol now it's june.

>>18170975
I actually expected that and kept all that in mind

>>18170935
Nice pits.

HOLY SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH WE HELP THEIR RATINGS

LMAO


HE JUST WONT STOP

HAHAHAHAHHAHA CNN TOTALLY BTFO


EVERYONE CONVERTED TO FOX NEWS AFTER TODAY CONFIRMED

I cant wait to work from home all Summer

>Trump's planted reporter asks her first question again just to dunk on CNN further
Who is this Washington Sally propaganda dickbait?

Why does he take the bait? These reporter retards make him look like an angry kid.

(((cnn))) getting blown the fuck out
tremendous

This press conference has just been a thinly veiled roast of CNN

At least Trump got one thing right on this shitty press conference. Fuck CNN.

>>18171005
June 2021, priced in
Unironically buy LEAPs

He should just tell them to STFU, nobody would care.

>>18170892
>implying retards here actually know how volatility affects option trading

>>18170950
>>18170993
Can someone explain?

THAT WHOLE MONEY
A LOT OF THAT IS COMING BACK

REMEMBER THIS

IT WON'T

>>18171005
Maybe, if corona is seasonal. But it's gonna hit again in September and we sure as fuck won't have a vaccine by then. Ya'll niggas better plan on another economic shutdown.

>>18171027
he's trying to tank the market in the morning to help his kike friends get rich. the unhinged act is just an act

>>18170994
you can turn them off, they're 2 standard deviations of the VWAP. the VWAP is what is important, it is the volume weighted average price and is used by institutions. you'll often see price bounce off of it, or break through with high enough volume.

>>18171001
what discord? i dont do discord im just laughing my ass off watching this presser

>>18170843
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>>18170922
so its there as a joke.

>>18170867
Saudis can withstand 15 usd prices for a long time, they have a fuckton of secondary assets to support the oil war. About Russia, I don't know. Maybe they have a subvention contract with the Saudis. Or maybe Igor is putting the pension funds to oil warfare.

>>18171042
is working futures is tanking.

>>18171036
turn on fox news idiot Trump is giving a national presser live right now

>they say it's all the news that's fit to print? well i say, it's all the news that's not fit to print!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

top slag. what network is she from?

RIDE THAT SUCKER RIGHT THROUGH, RIDE HER THROUGH LIKE A COWBOY

WE NEED TRUMP ON CORONACHAN RULE 34 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Ride the stock market like a cowboy

RIDE THAT SUCKER LIKE A COWBOW
2 MILLION PEOPLE DEAD

>>18171036
CNN was claiming Trump said people should be appreciative of him, but when the full quote was read, Trump was referring to the members of the taskforce and the response personnel rather than himself.

>>18171066
BBC sorry

>hows he doing
>he's in a coma

lmao.

Oh my god

Fat cowboys not priced in. Red tomorrow.

>everyone coming up and basically sucking off that mic without sanitizing it before hand

I'm very concerned about the health of all these wealthy government boomers.

>>18171069
>>18171067
when he says "some people" said do nothing and ride it out... I wonder who he's talking about?

all publicity is good publicity and trump just keeps taking bait to make him look unhinged and irrational

>>18171054
>Saudis can withstand 15 usd prices for a long time, they have a fuckton of secondary assets to support the oil war. About Russia, I don't know
well, no. saudi arabia has unbelievably high cost that they have to pay completely from oil and gas income. especially in these times when everything is down like stocks, dividends etc.
the saudis wont stay quiet for many months. they will get angry very fast.

russians on the other hand are used to this. they are used to not having shit.

in this war, russia is much much better prepared.

which memeline gives me the "priced in" indicator

>>18171093
Yeah gee I wonder (((who))) that could have been. Surely it couldn't have been (((Kushner))), right?

what in the absolute fuck is a future? what kind of boomer shit is this?
>selling something that doesnt exist
boomers and their indices were a mistake. this is why i stick to penny stocks. theyre simple and trade like shitcoins only with no downside because bankruptcy and delisting are memes that never actually happen until the 9001st warning that everyone has public access to. theres no downside because they never actually go out of business. and im talking about the NASDAQ specifically, not OTC/pinks because that shit is legit retarded. but literally throw your money at some random piece of shit 4 letters on the NUTSAQ in the .10-.20 range and just cash out hours to days later. thats it. its the easiest way to make money in the gay ass stock market and everyone is just a smug faggot who thinks penny stocks suck cuz they heard everyone else say it. your own hubris is preventing you from cleaning up in the easiest way possible. kill yourself. biomemes are like playing a free slot machine. kys

>>18171054
Russia has Euro soft monopoly on oil, they can block Saudi oil from getting to Europe. Saudis sell to the rest of the world. Both Russia and Saudis sell massive amounts of oil to China.

>>18170990
Lol i cannot wait to imagine you guys voted this fat retarded fuck as your president unironically. Honestly I've been enjoying the theater but corona makes me a bit worried because if he fucks up USAs economy, they will also fuck up Europe.

dubs for bear

oh my god... he's talking about the freezer trucks and the corpses...

>>18171125
Come on brobro, I got oyu.

>he's talking about the horror show that is elmhurst

2900 SPY next week. Mega bullish press conference

>trump talking about how they cant handle all the bodies

bullish!

>>18171125
you've fucked us

>>18171104
ez

>>18171072
>>18171072
exactly and it was clear to anyone when watching him talk the other day that he was pissed the media and demoshits were basically insulting the amazing work that all the people in federal government are doing right now to mobilize the response to this virus in their attempt to denigrate Trump

>>18171125
actually its bull tomorrow eod
>checkem

>>18171125
roll

>>18171121
He's going to be reelected lmao

>the bodies theres so many of them.

We red tomorrow?

>bodybags all over in the hallways
>freezer trucks for the bodies as long as the rose garden
bullish

>>18171153
bullish

>>18171155
>>Futures now going up

it is literally going up while the president is talking about corpses

>>18171115
Dude are you okay? Just don't interact with futures if you don't understand them. Chase your biomemes and relax.

>im ready to take those 15 minutes or are they down to 5 minutes right ill take those 5 minutes for another test

does trump really think he has to sit there and wait for the test result? does he think the procedure lasts that time and its not the time needed for the analysis?

the real president is on

mike pence is gonna make a fabulous prez when trump dies of this

>>18171121
Who else were we supposed to vote for, Hilary? Lmao no

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new thread
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new thread
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>>18171162
HONK HONK

WHY IS AGENT ORANGE TALKING ABOUT TRAILERS OF CORPSES IN QUEENS WHAT IS GOING ON

>>18171162
Sounds like the corpses are, dare I say, priced in.


Really this market is fucking retarded.
It's going up on news of death and it's not even following oil anymore.
But it's only a matter of time until this hopium runs out and it's going to be painful from there on.
Just wait until we start seeing the wave of bankruptcies. Restaurants, travel industry and oil industry are as good as gone.

OH MY GOD

IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT FAT RETARD LET THE PRESIDENT SPEAK??

WHY DID HE TAKE QUESTIONS BEFORE THAT?????? SO HE COULD TALK ABOUT BODIES PILING UP IN THE FREEZER TRUCKS AS LONG AS THE ROSE GARDEN??????

>>18171170
If only this weren't clownworld.

>>18171160
>>18171162
Retards who don't see the bump and dump pattern that's been going on for the entire past hours.

>>18171125
Bobo I'll give it a shot

>>18171104
currently price is bouncing beneath the vwap, so shorting at or near the VWAP would be very profitable multiple times there. there is bullish divergence with the chaikin though so it's likely to range and potentially break above if it continues to slope positively.

How low will Dow go?
15k?

>>18171223
Let's hope, I wanna get some jewish deals on stocks

Why are there so many magapede boomer mutts in these threads lately? Every day a new shipload of them comes here and spew their delusions.

>>18171298
stfu commie scum and go back to europe

>>18171298
>"WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE NOT JUST BLINDLY HATING TRUMP?! COME ON GUYS!!"

>>18171149
>>18171173
Well it baffles me how the brightest stars of a population of 300+ million funnel into these meat heads.

>>18171223
The question should be, how high will DOW go?

>>18171344
I don’t think you ever been in a big organization like the military or a fortune company. Smart, well spoken people aren’t necessarily the best leaders. The best leaders are basically bullies with a strong sense of right and wrong. Every salty ass E7 in the military I ever met, every VP, was basically like Trump.

>>18171428
You mean after plunging below 10k, right?

>>18171125
>no digits yet
pathetic
observe
we limit down tomorrow

>>18171507
>You mean after plunging below 10k, right?
no you fucking degenerate

just make lots of money going long right now

its not hard guys

Should I place a limit order for CLVS at $5?

>10yr yield below 0.65%
B U L L I S H

>>18171298
Nor sure what’s going on, seeing a lot more pol retards lately. I guess their tired of being stupid and poor, and good on them for changing, but quit ruining my board.