/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for green

Buy assets, not liabailities

>Monday

>>18169305
GAHOOLE FACTS (mutt in OP)
>claims he only eats once a day yet is morbidly obese
>only sexual experience is a handjob years ago and claims it ruined his life
>preordered tickets for the joker movie
>basic bitch taste in film, claims to like entry level kino while mostly watching cuckime and pleb trash like john wick at least watch 80s action movies you fat sped
>relentlessly attention whores whenever you give him a moments notice, was likely neglected as a child
>prematurely balding at 22, already has the hairline of a man twice his age in part bickers of his horrible physical health
>has a GAMERGATE nose and wide face despite claiming half swede/half Irish
>is so shook that he is balding he has made multiple videos trying to deny it, each time he accidentally shows his balding is getting worse
>lost his job bickers he got in a fight with a homeless man
>waifus a 15 year old irish girl who works as a Disneyland cast member for star wars of all things
>lies about his height, is a complete manlet

>muh V shaped recovery
>the thing that caused the dip in the first place is only just getting started
fucking morons

1M soon!

this has aged like a fine wine.

>>18169362
Blue board but at least they got rid of one of the gross blonde nonsense gorls from the last thread.

>>18169344
The market prices things based on all available information, retard. The fact that it's just getting started is priced in.

>>18169344
>he believes r*ddit and CNNPC

i can't stop touching my face bros, dont think i'm gmi

Hey /biz/,

Monday is a volatile crab desu

Yours,
God

>>18169385
Musk is sometimes wrong but when he's wrong he's very loudly and publically wrong and looks silly

But when he's right, he changes industries

Bear jerky

>>18169417
Thanks for the heads up.

>>18169342
digits confirm green. sucks to be bobo tmrw

>>18169385
Not really. The panic is too much.

It's just a fact that majority of people are too stupid to just social distance without extreme panic being forced on their dumb shit brains.

The stupidity of people is too immense for everyone to just act better and stop spreading it for a few months. You have to shut them in their homes because they cant stop coughing on people or rubbing their hands all over their

ig.com betting platform has the markets down 1% on futures open

>>18169362
I want to have intercourse with this virus

>>18169422
checked. also $900 stock to $500 stock oof

>>18169442
aka

go to avg human

>dont talk within 6 feet of someone else
>social distance to stop this pandemic

20 minutes later they walk 1 foot up in front of someone, cough without covering their face, and ask if a pandemic is real

>>18169449
That's nothing every index swings about 4% every day

>>18169442
It's a weird balance to strike because "millions will die" is absolutely true with zero social distancing. If you just ignore the virus, the worst case happens. Social distancing dramatically reduces this, but what's pissing me off is that people are now using the "social distancing" scenario's smaller death toll to justify not acting at all

>>18169442
Except the people who all ran out and got toilet paper and peanut butter and gloves are now comfy and have clean assholes. What about the people who didn’t panic because it’s just a flu?

21,515.5 +59.5 +0.28%
17:01:38 - Closed

bullish foreshadowing

>>18169305
>Corona task force meeting moved up to get ahead of futures.
Trump really shouldnt care so much about one day gains. He just shows how scared of the bear he is.

>>18169478
the smart people went out and stocked up as soon as China closed down Hubei, because holy shit, how did people not realize how serious it was at that point?

>>18169329
>bickers
what the fuck
is that supposed to be 'because'?????

WATCH THE FUTURINOS

>>18169478
low IQ reaction

I got supplies in January.. when no one "paniced". You had weeks and weeks to get supplies and not worry about shit.

The people who jammed into grocery store lines to buy TP are the dumbest people. They increased their risk of actually getting it hugely for a useless item.

alright boios, what would be the SPY level to go all in, for me its 180-200

WTF TRUMP IS TALKING BEFORE FUTURES OPEN?! NOBODY TOLD ME THAT! SELL SELL SELL

>>18169449
I'm bearish, but taking a CFD betting site serious is ridiculous.

>>18169329
>prematurely balding at 22
>22
No fucking way. Looks mid to late 30s

>>18169466
>>18169528
i'm not taking it serious or making a call, just letting anons know.

So how late is orangeman in chief going to be THIS time

SSHHHIIEEEEET!

>>18169547
Priced in

>>18169547
I would welcome a new ice age, would do a lot to increase oil prices

lmao off to a bad start already

HERE HE IS

>>18169553
The DOW doesn't change if the system is gone to run it.

>>18169558
Global warming solved!

When do futures start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhJZNxbq3c

>>18169571
about 15 minutes

>>18169547
Extremelly bullish.

>Trump orange as fuck today.

he's a lot more coherent today. Must not be on codeine for once

>>18169305
Hey /smg/ what are some good 3x bear ETFs I can buy tomorrow morning since things are going to dump again soon?

"I was a good builder"

President Bob the Builder, PhD

>>18169503
>>18169522
>I was getting supplies before it was cool
>don’t you see, anyone who did it after me should feel inferior

So based. Well done.
Major props if you prepped your families too instead of just telling them “I told you so but you didn’t listen”

They did it very quickly-like

I can't wait to see this guy start losing it once the market inevitably slides lower and cases ramp up.
Seeing him go off the script is funny as fuck.

Just bring Pence out to speak holy shit

>>18169592
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=etf&st=

I'm gonna lose my entire spy call despite jerome's printer

Who else is hoping Trump says something stupid to make the stock market go down?

>>18169305
plz kys and keep your zoomer newfag gossip niggershit out of the thread thank you, nigger

Just put pence on

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE

PLEASE MENTION REGENERON YOU FAT BALD TARD

>>18169602
He’s such a pathetic cùck lately.
I would NEVER let him grab anyone by the pussy.

Now Baron and Pence on the other hand... maybe they can grab my cousins by the pussy.

>>18169592
DRV and FAZ if you think the next step is a mortgage collapse

SQQQ if you think tech bubble is going to pop

SDOW and SPXS if you think everything is fucked

SRTY if you think small businesses are fucked, OTOH the small business loan program is literally free money (0% loans that get turned into grants) so maybe actually go long on the Russel

>>18169617
See i feel like im going to lose my entire put because of jeromes printers.

>six patients

>>18169592
try LCI, GALT, or SNSS

>>18169640
our two situations are not mutually exclusive. They have fucked people from all angles

priced in?

>>18169581
CRICKY

>>18169606
you have to watch out giving advice. Human irrationality is pretty annoying when dealing with people under some wisdom/intelligence level.

One got upset I didn't help them more, despite telling them in January it could take the indexes down 50% and to buy puts.

>>18169329
>bickers
Are you autistic or something

plausema.

Is he out of breath or something?

>have r/coronavirus set as one of my homepages to keep updated on the situation
>every day since 2 weeks ago
>it just keeps getting worse
>i don't even want to look at it anymore

i just don't want to die bros, this shit is scaring the fuck out of me.

>>18169629
So dangerous to put so much hope behind that one treatment that’s actually fucking intense and only all that great for people who really look like they’re already going to die.

>>18169638
>>18169592
Why not 2X levered like is TWM chads?
Your greed might burn you...

Is it just me or does he sound out of breath almost?

>>18169652
actually bullish

>>18169652
yes, unless you think the market isn't able to look at publicly available information, which would make you an idiot

None of this matters though. Just counting on Jerome to announce quantum printing or something

>>18169652
BULLISH
Bad news are good news

>>18169606
I bought a hundred masks for my grandmother but she won't use them, even though she's immunocompromised

At least I tried, right? :/

>>18169650
This is true. We may both find ourselves poor and homeless by the end of the week.

>>18169652
yes. Boomers dying increases short term spending. So bullish

>>18169665
His makeup prevents vitamin D production from the sun, he's weak.

>>18169674
Quantum interest rates

>>18169667
social media was a mistake. just order some green tea and zinc pills if you want to be a faggot about it

>>18169667
you have to go back

>>18169671
He always does when he is doing a press conference for some reason.

>>18169652
their model sucks

Alright niggers. Fuck the double up play. I want the triple up play. The 4x play. The 5x play.
What is THE play on the way back up for maximization of gains?

>>18169592
SQQQ, SDOW. After getting totally assraped on 3x Reverse ETFs last week, I would exercise some caution.

>>18169707
LEAPS

>>18169652
Huge if true.
They didn’t bring in a 1000 bed hospital ship and make an entire convention center into a makeshift hospital for keks.
Bulls fail to understand this.

>didn't mention regeneron

haha eat shit regeneranon

Trump yammering will never be priced in ahead of time. We don't know if he's going to announce a million ventilators, or that he's just declared war on China.

>>18169329
OP facts
>massive faggot
>stalks literal who out of latent homosexuality
>once thought about fucking his childhood pet
>makes threads claiming they are for lulz, accidentally reveals more gay tendencies
>loves 80's action movies because catching for Jean claude van damme is what he impotently jacks off to with his 2 inch pp before he sleeps.

>>18169731
regeneron will be useful for the fall, a nice insurance case

>>18169667
Thanks for doing what I don’t want to. Hope you bring back anything good from that annoying shithole.
>>18169652
Sounds French. Probably a smear campaign. Sans blague.

>>18169638
Wait what about the small business shit? Are they actually getting extra bonus protection?

>>18169677
Why not????
I’m locked down with my 90+ year old gma, no masks but we’re only letting one person in and very careful about everything we bring in.

>>18169731
Nuuuuuuu!!!!

>>18169717
That sounds so fucking stressful anon

>coughman

WHY does Trump need to bring up irrelevant details about how nice something is? Is that in a book of his?

HE'S SHITTALKING NY HAHAHAHAH

>something's going on with the masks
>are they going out the back door?!
>you reporters ought to look into that

BAHAHA where are the masks going!!!

TRUMP THINKS THEY'RE JUST THROWING OUT MASKS.

YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD

>>18169746
If the small business that gets the loan doesn't lay anyone off during the pandemic, the loan becomes a grant

>>18169650
Imagine not doing strangles in this volatile crab market.

Where are you momo?

>>18169763
he doesn't have anything of substance to say, so he fills the time with positive adjectives

Trump just leak RCT prelim info if it's good for fucks sake,.

Why doesn't Pence just talk instead of him?

Confirmed circuit breaker, this guy thinks hospitals are running a mask cartel

>>18169746
i mean, at least for coronavirus that place is legit, it's worth keeping tabs on. it's just that the headlines keep getting scarier and scarier there.

>>18169655
I meant... leave food and disinfectant or masks and gloves and shit and just dumping it on them. I didn’t see how weird this would get, but I also thought we’d have been better prepared.

>big brown army

>>18169786
look at that furry fellow just walking by
hehe

UPS sucks ass.

>>18169790
He likes the attention.

>>18169799
bearish

>>18169781
I only just dipped my toes into options a week before all this this shit went down, made good money shorting SPCE but now I realize how little I really know

what prophactycs do you think Trump is on?

Remdesivir, plasma, or hydroxycloroquine

>BIG BROWN ARMY

>we have a big brown army

does no one think of their phrasing ahead of time in this administration? L O L

>big brown army

B E A R
A R M Y

WE HAVE A BIG BROWN ARMY!!! EXTREMEY BULLISH. VICTORY CONFIRMED

ONE MINUTE ONE MINUTE ONE MINUTE

>>18169812
Stage 1 vaccine trial

we're looking to open down 2.5% right now

>>18169802
Why? Better than FedEx.

>>18169786
Honestly bears are cuter and cooler than bulls.

COME ON GUYS, TANK THIS PONZI SCHEME WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>18169825
virus over, coronachan raped to deck by big brown army dicks.

Put the actual president on now.

Lol the futures.....

Big green tomorrow everyone

futures down but rising
someone definitely got too cocky

>ads in the white house again
>futures crashing anyway

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18169775
Shit. I had heard that for the bailouts but didn’t really think about it keeping the smol caps afloat. I wonder if they can actually keep from firing people and if the govt will actually hold them to it.

Why didn't I sell all my options last week no one can predict this fucking market

ITS HERE

OH NO NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>18169836
first minute of futures kek

>>18169838
Fedex and USPS has been good to me, UPS losing shit all the time along with sending it to the wrong side of the country on the regular.

>100k masks per day

Bullish?

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT

>futures red

>>18169861
BULLISH
U
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L
I
S
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>>18169577
Everyone is thanking the great leader. Thanks great leader for your leadership!

No no no not again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

GrEeN mOnDaY

V sHaPe

>Accusing hospitals of hoarding ventilators
>They're stocked up!

This fucking guy.

>>18169442
>>18169457
I drunkenly gave one of my friends a hug this weekend.
Do I have the Cerveza Virus now?

>futures rising

Oil and refinery stocks to buy any recommendations in addition to RDS.B, BP, and XOM? PSX, MRO,OXY, SSL, etc.?

DEMOCRATS ARE PRINITING VENTILATORS!

I hate orange tard
Bring out the President

>>18169812
Kaletra
>>18169858
Oh NOO I didn’t sell enough stock and buy enough TWM and DOG!!
I shouldn’t have taken those losses on my SDOW Friday morning ahhhhh!!!

Fuck it all all i'm going to buy puts out in fucking october. I'm not getting fucked by the fed's bullshit again.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18169861
Priced in.

all I want is SOXL at 50
I'll go all in at SOXL 50

>>18169895
>money printer meme on futures

>>18169871
>Up a percent in 5 minutes
Let's fucking gooooo!

uhhh that's one big green dildo

>/ES futures closed friday around 2520
>futures open today at 2459

>>18169391
V-shaped recovery is priced in

>>18169898
I bought HAL, RDSb, and USO Friday.

>>18169873
I'm no trump fan, but give the guy some credit. Friday he signed a $2T stimulus, and today they announced the big brown army.
If he looks stressed, realize he hasn't played any golf in almost a month now.

>>18169854
>rising
That's just retards like you thinking they're buying the bottom.
They're gonna run out of funds soon enought.
Then Death.

what's your max APM /smg/?

uht oh bear bros

>>18169873
C'MON GET UP, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT

OH NONONONO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

>>18169893
You'll know in 2~15 days. I'm sure you will notice if you have serious symptoms or some minor organ damage.

>>18169683
This would honestly be hilarious if this rationale was real because it seems kind of legit desu, so many billions just stuck in a bank somewhere doing nothing, inheritances will get spent, this is why i firmly believe we won't Great Depression because somehow someway the money is out there to save us all.

>>18169858
At least you didn't follow some meme that TSLA was blowing up huge on Friday because of stimulus... going to be my worst trade ever. All I wanted was for it to test 600 damn...

>>18169871
Nasdaq clawing back

>>18169456
>his stock cratered all the way down to $500
yeah hah hah what a loser hah

POWELL YOU FUCK STOP IT

I SAID STOP IT

>>18169938
praying it's a retracement of the gap and then real drop

HOW BOUT THAT
>HOW BOUT THAT
HOW BOUT THAT
>HOW BOUT THAT

Cutie pies BTFO

>>18169931
I had a couple thousand shares of HAL I bought around 6 that I sold Thursday for 7 and a half. I wish you the best of luck, but I don't think the stock price is going to go up for a while. No chance Saudis and Russians relieve pressure when we're under so much.

>most states have 45 year old computer systems

WHY???????????

futures are looking good fuck I havent been this excited in years. I think my calls will print massively come next week. I CANT FUCKING WAIT BULLBROTHERS

BEARBROS WE GOT TURNED INTO JERKY

>>18169960
dont be a cutie pie

>>18169422(wasted)
Fuck off you soi swilling r*ddit cuck he has innovates precisely one time in his life and that was paypal. Everything since then has been empty hype. Hang yourself.

>>18169937
bout tree fiddy

funds will be delivered

>>18169667
Go back to fag/reddit or your containment board

Just let me escape with my calls at breakeven i'm never going to fuck with options on spy again i'll just do it on individual companies. Let me get my money back so I can just fucking DCA as these companies slowly crab down

>>18169975
nice and korean pilled

>>18169938
What program is this?

>>18169965
Still work for what they use them for.

>>18169973
tell us how much you lost shorting them on the way to 1000, friend

That was the top of futures today, 50% retracement of gap, please go down now

>>18169961
I feel that the US will put enough pressure on SA to resolve the crisis. I am also a long term guy

what kind of speech would Hillary be giving now if she won?

>>18169995
thinkorswim from tda

>>18169995
thinkorswim through ameritrade. i dont even have money there anymore but i use it for charts/analysis

what the fuck is he talking about lmao

Why are you dumbasses memeing on -1% futures on a fucking Sunday?

It's going to be a comfy Monday bullchads!

>>18169995
thinkorswim

THEY
DIDNT KNOW
WE HAD THAT MANY COUNTRIES!!!

Honestly oil bros, I don’t know if you really want to trust that this guy has your back... he seems like he’s bent on self destruction.

>>18169937
like 40... i'm retarded

>>18169841
brown bulls will save us

>>18170024
200+ here

just wish WC3 reforged wasn't garbage I had to refund

quick /biz/ should I buy RTN or GD?

APRIL 30TH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18169861
i fucking knew vxx was going to moon i was too scared to hold over the weekend fuck

>>18169898
How about the servicers? HAL, SLB?

YESSS GUIDLINES EXTENDED TO APRIL 30 red red red

>>18170020
bullcucks are desperate to be right

>trump finally saying the correct things about coronavirus
Is this bullish because he's being less of a mong than usual or bearish because the markets actually believed his easter bullshit

APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!
APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!
APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!
APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!
APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!
APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!
APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!
APRIL 30TH!
>APRIL 30TH!

limit up soon

>>18170040
what did he say

>>18170020
because it's been a long boring weekend

>GUIDELINES EXTENDED TO APRIL 30TH
>NO MORE EASTER OPEN
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

QUARANTINE EXTENDED
BLACK MONDAY

>we will look at the situation again on april 30th

so much for easter lmao.

TRUMP YOU PROMISED WE WOULD BE BACK BY EASTER. IT WAS THE PERFECT DAY

TO APRIL 30TH
>TO APRIL 30TH
TO APRIL 30TH
>TO APRIL 30TH
TO APRIL 30TH
>TO APRIL 30TH
TO APRIL 30TH


OH NO NO ON ONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

BUT MUH EASTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18170059
GOD, BUT TRUMP TOLD ME I COULD GO BACK TO WORK ON EASTER?

>>18170055
"stop the spread" guidelines / shelter at home went from 15 days to 30

>>18170037
RTN, I like standard missiles

NO RECOVERY UNTIL JUNE 1ST BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>18170013
>we’re sending the UK all our extra PPE. I’m so proud of our CDC and the Michelle Obama task force for getting ahead of this and saving countless American lives.

>Lets dedicate our thoughts and prayers to those in Europe, in Asia, everywhere suffering from this dangerous new enemy.

Wow we really didn’t hit the bottom

>>18169707
SPXS calls for next 2-4 weeks. Hold buying power until true bottom is formed. Funnel some profit into shorting housing market. Funnel rest of profit into SPY calls when true bottom actually forms.

fucked by jerome once again bearbros

Guys haha I promise better by june 1st. I know I've been wrong before but im right now.

I wonder if people realize how close humanity was to losing if this virus was just 5x worse

>6 TRILLION BAILOUT FOR 2 WEEKS OF SHUTDOWN
>GOING TO LAST AT THE MINIMUM ANOTHER MONTH


HOLY SEEEEEEELLL!

>peak deaths in two weeks

WILD THING
YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING
G
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V
Y

>>18170051
I have a feeling he's switching from the "Markets so good wow! Greatest economy!" rhetoric to trying to actually save the country, because he realized that the markets are fucked and he won't be getting re-elected on that angle.
In his last speech he mentioned that he's expecting growth in the 4th quarter or later. He knows everything is fucked.

THIS IS PRICED IN RIGHT, BULLBROS?

corona is a CURSE now lmao

>>18170023
>Honestly oil bros
Trump claimed he supported oil but he actually doesnt. Low oil is bad for the industry but he thinks its good. Lot of oil workers who are unemployed now.

>april 30th
>all of a sudden futures are dumping

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18169992
You know it
I cracked 140 on this piece of shit one time
but my accuracy was like 96% so it doesn't count

>Markets open again by Easter!
I meant June, yes June.

Haven't seen a moonwalk like that since Michael Jackson was still performing

>>18170113
ITS ACTUALY JUNE 1ST

Quarantine extended is priced in

>>18169667
>redditor
Go back.

>>18170059
No work for 30 days is bullish
+3% EOD

>>18170068
>We'll be back by Easter sorry corona, you're Cancled!
>...
>MAKE MORE VENTILATORS!!! NOW!!!
>OH SHIT. OH GOD. FLY IN MORE MEDICAL SUPPLIES
It's looking quite bearish.

>>18170093
Think about how much stimulus we can authorize now... seriously

Congress is going to porkbarrel like fuck. How much money to set up zoom video conference calls do you think they’ll give per senator in the next bill? 200k per senator? 500?

>>18170116
Wow. That's really good. I'm usually around 110-120, but there have been times where I've gotten really mad and seen it go up to something ridiculous like 150-160 wpm.

OIL COLLAPSING TO 15 USD!

>>18169712
I lost $450 last week on SQQQ and SXPS
Still bagholding like a retard hoping to recoup some losses. Incoming irrational bullrun just to rip my face and shirt off.

>>18170105
futures dropped by 0.5% when he said it, so it didn't appear to be priced in, but not a big deal

>Mfw Trump doesn't understand how material use explodes during a giga pandemic.
>Accuses hospitals basically of stealing and using too much gear.

Fucking moron, stop doubling down on this idiocy.
There's no faster way to piss absolutely everyone off.

>>18170006
Nah man wouldn't touch TSLA because of the hype you don't know when the bubble will pop.

You would'nt believe how much ammunition we have

DMPIT

DONALD TRUMP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH AMMO HE HAS

>>18170128
You know everyone keeps talking about this being so bad but I literally walk out of my house and have never seen the line at McDonald's be so long. Everyone is commuting everywhere and if we're all supposed to be cooped up, I'm certainly not seeing it.

No ammanition.

>>18170084
>Funnel some profit into shorting housing market.

We're at least a year out from seeing actual forclosure numbers.

>>18170149
It's back up so it actually was priced in, phew.

>and we have so much ammunition, you wouldn't believe it how much ammunition we have

>>18169937
Like 300 at my best in SC2, Now more like 120. Haven't played in years

>>18170145
BULLISH!

>>18170175
yes you're right, i spoke too soon

My weak hands fucked me. Never should have sold my puts. God damn, WHY did we pump for a solid fucking week with zero good news! I should have fucking know they were specifically holding up the market JUST to fuck with people waiting for unemployment numbers to tank it. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I got screwed AGAIN

>>18170121
where does it say this?

line go up?

>>18170145
What do I buy?

PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!
>PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!
PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!
>PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!
PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!
>PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!
PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!
>PEAK DEATH POINT IN TWO WEEKS!

GREEN GREEN GREEN

april 30th is BULLISH

>>18170023
The perfect women

>>18170188
this is the record for futures going up of all time

Mommy Birx is talking shhhh

>>18170175
Man this place has become so terrible since Corona started. We're talking about a 5 second statement being the direct cause of moving a contract, which doesn't come into force for 3 months, half a percent. Just ridiculous.

>>18170146
>irrational bullrun just to rip my face and shirt off.

Expect it

MOMMY

>>18170116
Wat is this?
Whatcha emulating?

>>18170153
>I don’t think it’s hoarding, I think it’s maybe something worse than hoarding
Got what a competent leader...

GIVE THE MANLET A STOOL TO STAND ON FFS HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S A 5TH GRADER!

>Everything is bullish

>>18170185
You didn't get screwed. You acted like a retard. It's nobody's fault but your own

>>18170083
No shit you stupid fucking nigger

>>18170207
>hAlF a PeRcEnT
Do you know how many layers of leverage I am on?

>>18170190
XOM?

Ouch, this is looking like max pain for baggie bears.

>HALF THE U.S MIGHT GET INFECTED WITH SHANGHAI SHIVERS

>>18170192
PRICEED IIINNN!!

>>18170082
lol New york handled the contagion horribly for weeks. That's why they're in so much trouble now. Leftyfags in europe also screwed up terribly, much worse than drumpf.

>>18170171
Here everything is closed. The only places selling food are supermarkets and delivery services.
No shops are open and the people stay indoors. Almost no people outside and barely any traffic.

And numbers still increase and deaths mount. If the US is still ignoring it now its a case for even more caution.

OH NOES

THIS WASN'T PRICED IN

>>18169973
do you have a car in space?

SHOULD I ORDER PIZZA OR MAKE SOME BURGERS AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18170225
If you're the retard who was here telling me that everyone should be maximally leveraged and called me ignorant of finance for disagreeing, then you probably had it coming. Trump would have to make some monumentally meaningful statement to really move futures, this is just noise.

>>18170153
>giving a shit about irrelevant things
Your reddit hugbox isn't the real world.

>>18170102
>In his last speech he mentioned that he's expecting growth in the 4th quarter or later. He knows everything is fucked.

Lock-down continue until April 30
Bull or Bear?

i always see you guys spam MFA when people ask for tips. is this a meme or is it legit?

>>18170208
f-f-futures down... im... im g-gonna make it right

>>18170236

Do we have stats that actually show Chinatown was a coronavirus hotspot? Otherwise your pic is kind of moronic

>AND SO WE TOLD THEM IT WAS PRICED IN!

Robinhood is going to crash tomorrow

STOP SAYING MILLIONS OF DEATHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>oil about to go under 20 bucks

>>18170076
priced in

>>18170194
>shadman
YUCK
>>18170197
pretty cute but as another anon pointed out, will prolly age like shit
>>18170236
>this is a left vs right thing
Do you know how I know you’re a useful idiot?

>2.2 MILLION MAY DIE
>2.2 MILLION MAY DIE

>>18170255
MAKE A BURGER
THEY'RE SNEEZING ON PIZZAS

>>18170255
shorting burgers and pizza rn the only safe harbor for you is tenders

Trump is saying if they can keep this to JUST 200,000 deaths they will have done good.

>>18170210
That was the DS version of Dragon Quest V running on a Thinkpad X201T.
It's an old beater laptop at this point, but the keyboards on those are better than most of the shit that gets made today.

>>18170270

>throw out huge numbers
>media spams them
>actual numbers way lower
>look good

Trump is playing the easy slam dunk

>>18170272
>oil about to go negative
FTFY

>>18170268
priced in

>>18170146
>Incoming irrational bullrun just to rip my face and shirt off.
This is literally what I'm expecting and that's why I'm still holding longs.

>tfw -1.80% is still considered bullish
bull fags btfo

>>18170192
did trump say this? if so, that's very bullish. we can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

>>18170270
2.2 MILLLION DEATHS EVEN BEYOND THAT

what is dick flattening

Futures down 300

Moar?

>>18170290
>>18170286
BULLISH OMG!!!

BA BAC +20% tomorrow

>>18170190
Oil price positively correlates with almost everything rn. Even airlines don't gain from oil drop now.

I'm shorting oil and sp500, but Ive been doing that since Thursday.

>>18170287
i've been putting pizza's in the 300f oven for 5 minutes just in case, appreciate your advice though :)

>>18170236
kek you can blame newyork but trump was denying it for far longer than 2/9/20

kek he wants the old times back, fucking called it a plague lol

>>18170192

Yeah honestly a faster time frame than I thought.

>planting your own reporter

>>18170303
It's not falling as fast as it should, therefore it's a bull market considering the questionable conditions.

>SCORE AGE
BULLISH

>NIce question!

>oil goes negative
>buy every contract on futures market for negative money
>become billionaire over night

What the fuck is this retard talking about? 2.2 MILLION is not possible...

>>18170318
make sure you're meticulous about all surfaces / washing hands between every step

being anal about it is worth it, 0% chance feels much better than 1% chance

>>18170319
Tell me more about your oil shorts.
That seems like a monumentally stupid play

>>18170346
millions have already died in china
>dude trust me

>RETARD gets a softball question from an orange -cum-guzzling bitch
>Uses the word PLAGUE

>>18170346
2.2 million deaths is realistic with zero social distancing, it's the "listen to retarded Q boomers and send everyone back to work" numbers.

hahahahaha get fucked landlords you dont have a choice!

>>18170346
manage expectations is a big political game

He wants X thousand dead to look like a victory. Media will run with the biggest number for headlines. Then Trump gets to slam the ball in the net on their dumb clickbait actions

>>18170352
oil long is a monumentally stupid play

>>18170264
>the chinese may not have spread the disease here
Very unlikely.

>>18170374
>>18170374
>>18170374
>>18170374
>>18170374
new thread

BLOOMBERG, RIGHT? CAN'T IMAGINE THAT

HOLY SHIT FAKE NEWS LIBSHIT PROPAGANDA GETTING BTFO

>>18170366
you better learn to fix electrical wiring, plumbing and hvac, retard

>>18170346
>Denial
<------ You are here
>Anger
>Bargaining
>Depression
>Acceptance

>BLOOMBERG, RIGHT?

>>18169606
no one listened to us. we all got called crazy and ridiculed. i bought enough rice to cover my close family for a month anyways.

>trump being racist on live tv to a black reporter
unironically finished

>>18170366
renters deserve what they get, low IQ niggers

>>18170352

Bahahahaha fucking demolishing this black bitch

>>18170373

So you've got nothing? It's like the retards in my bumfuck nowhere town who stopped going to the local Chinese food joint because Chinese ancestry = coronavirus

>>18170421
YOU ""PEOPLE""

>>18169898
Hot tip, I’ve had my eye on VAL
That and Dow chemical are my only long buys im considering rn I cashed out up on the volatility and waiting to long, I want RDS.b but oil could realistically hit 15 dollars this summer

NEXT OIL PRICE TARGETS 17 AND 12 USD

SHORT IT NOW BEFORE IT CRASHES

Fuck niggers

>>18170079
okay thanks bro. also will the stock drop if the merge gets canceled?

>>18170185

stop listing to the bulls. we are in a bear market until the virus slows down and everything goes back to normal.

>>18169667
reminder that faggot site banned me and tons of other people for posting about what was really happening in china. they were nothingburger fags just as bad as the rest of the pieces of shit in usa thst let it get out of hand

>>18170427
No, it's not, you clueless moron.
>muh racism
Don't get your panties in a twist now.

>>18170441
I have puts on XOM. Does that count?

Lmfao that black lady got fucking shut down holy shit. Got her mic taken away

>>18170034
Play dota 2 nugga

>>18170481

Then provide some damned data showing Chinatown was a hotspot

>>18170053
what happens on april 30th?

>>18170441
Whats the best way to short oil? Is there an etf?

>>18170592
Leave

>>18169987
Lmao had that sentiment last year. Id at least own stocks rather than losing several 1000s

>>18170316
My Boeing calls are well charged senpai

>>18170592
nah, there isn't

If only I could bet against that.