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Monday is going to get called the mothers of Black Mondays and im afraid that Wojaks here are actually gonna Kill themselves.
How do we prepare for Wojac Massacre tomorrow?

>> No.18168209

>>18168048
dow below 16k if dubs

>> No.18168237

>>18168209

Dow Below 14k if dubs

>> No.18168240
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>>18168209
lets go bellow 10K by end of week. (April 3rd)

>> No.18168263

>>18168048
It's going to grab from here.

Remember BRRRRRRRRRRRR if needed

>> No.18168270

>>18168209
re-roll green fat candles if dubs

>> No.18168276

>>18168209
One percent loss at worst if digits

>> No.18168280

>>18168048
Triple and down to 10k

>> No.18168282
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>>18168048

>> No.18168300

>>18168282
what sides will ww3 be?

>> No.18168339

>>18168209
Dow below 0,01 if dubs

>> No.18168346

>>18168048
Why would tomorrow be red?

>> No.18168357
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>>18168346

>> No.18168374

>>18168300

Humans and Corona aka Chinkvirus

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>>18168346

>> No.18168429

If my post number ends in repeating digits, Monday will end green.

But also the Fed is careening us off a cliff into stagflation so long term is more likely to be flat for at least a few years.

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>>18168346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIMNXogXnvE

>> No.18168439

>>18168300
USA + India + Democratic Republic of Congo vs the rest of the world

>> No.18168450

>>18168048
Yea and last monday was supposed to be the next black tuesday, happeningfags btfod. There is no way trump will let the economy go below 18k.

>> No.18168456

>>18168209
Dow goes below zero in an unprecedented move in history

>> No.18168466

>>18168346
Were almost in a national shut down how the fuck is the economy supposed to be green any time soon? Trumpbux artificially pumped it, were still going down, sorry.

>> No.18168494

is [190p 3/30] even possible or would circuit breakers prevent me from printing brrrrr

>> No.18168864

>>18168300
usa vs insects

>> No.18168960

>>18168048
DOW below BTC if dubs

>> No.18168998

>>18168300
I know not what sides WW3 will be, but WW4 will be fought against sticks and stones - Albert Einstein

>> No.18169032

>>18168209
dow trading closes tomorrow. it will be a bloodbath. 10K will seem closer than 20K by end of week. screencap this. Also, Link is the chosen coin.

>> No.18169037

>>18168300
USA and their allies vs the actual free world, Russia and China.
But during the war the allies will realize that USA is behind everything evil in this world and turn on them, nuking Israel and the entire North america.
After this, the true potential and prosperity of the world will happen as the last bugman angloid gets his face bashed in, the last austfreak baby its eyes gouged out and tossed into the sea, as the last leaf and bong gets strung up next to their queen's entrails.

>> No.18169073

>>18169037
Hahaha top kek,
>not knowing Israel will never be moved again

>> No.18169101
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>>18168048
no, DOW will rally on no news
not even done by fed cuck but by retard traders who ignore a hundred thousand cases. then 1 hour before close fed niggers will ramp it up like 6%

it will come down again and go to new lows after another week or so i expect.

idk what to do. fucking niggers

>> No.18169136

>>18169037
>vs the actual free world, Russia and China
>Russia and China
>Free
Kek

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>>18168282
That can't be real

>> No.18169159

>>18169136
More free than USA at the very least.

>> No.18169164

>>18168300
The world against the kikes and their pet niggers

>> No.18169181

>>18168864
t. Kike shill trying to use China as a scapegoat . You aren’t getting away from the truth this time rabbi.

>> No.18169203

>>18169181
fuck off, chang
thanks to you fucktards we have this situation

>> No.18169239

Does it even matter to be in the dollar now if it is fucked anyway?

>> No.18169252

>>18169203
Oh yeah, it's not like you resurrected the fucking black death and measles yet censored any doctor trying to spread that it was ravaging your shities.
Face it Schlomo, you and your pets are dead. The world would rather actually trust chinks more than mutts. Why? Because mutts have always intentionally fucked up Europe and dragged us into your pathetic false ground wars, all the while so you can spread muslims and other radicals into our countries.
It's almost like you're not humans or something..

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>>18169252
>The world would rather actually trust chinks more than mutts.

>> No.18169356

>>18169284
>Criticize jews and their puppet nation of mutts
>suddenly new ID pops up to say it's chink propaganda and nothing else
Not even subtle anymore, jew.

>> No.18169392

>>18168209
>>18168237
dow goes up to 26k if dubs

>> No.18169810

>>18168209
Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

>> No.18170026

Dow will recover to 23k and then back down to 16.5k

>> No.18170139

>>18168209
Dow becomes a negative number if dubs.

>> No.18170162

>>18168048
nigger if you area living within your means there's nothing to worry about

>> No.18170191

>>18168209
If dubs another s&p drops 12 percent

>> No.18170282

>>18168209
if trips, market soars so high that all the money required for medical supplies for both US and abroad.

And your shitcoin explodes too, I guess

>> No.18170694

i might go buy a new car tomorrow

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>>18168237
>>18168240
>>18168270
>>18168276
>>18168339
>>18168456
>>18169032
>>18169392
>>18169810
>>18170139
>>18170191
>>18170282

So we gucci then?

>> No.18171101

It’s going to be a flat dick day.

>> No.18171382

>>18168048
>How do we [profit from] Wojac Massacre tomorrow?
ftfy

>> No.18171498

green day, 5-6% up, ATH by eoy

>> No.18171518

>>18168048
if dubs circuit breaker level 2 is hit 4 hours into trading

>> No.18171531

>>18168209
>>18168237
>>18168240
rerolling

>> No.18171535

>>18168209
Rolling for below 10k by eod if dubs

>> No.18171549

>>18171535
Okay, guess it'll be a crab day

>> No.18171555

>>18168209
14k EOY

>> No.18171559

>>18168209
Dow 8k EOW if dubs

>> No.18171565

>>18171498
This, it's so obvious.

Massive nothingburger psyop

>> No.18171570

Green tomorrow. Futures would be limited down.

>> No.18171577

>>18171555
Checked

>> No.18171595

14k DOW by EOW if dubs

>> No.18171597
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>>18168048

By preparing your bobo folder

>> No.18171602

>>18171577
Checked ur check, 5k by april 1st

>> No.18171616

>>18171555
Time to buy gold

>> No.18171619

SQQQ CHADS RISE UP

>> No.18171624

>>18168300

The human race(plus Jews) versus Ch*na

>> No.18171678

>>18168048

Holy fuck yes please kek I bought 40k of SPY puts on Friday morning

>> No.18171690

>>18171619
I'm loaded to the tits on sqqq and spxs

Are we gonna make it?

>> No.18171742

>>18171690
Based. I bought 1200 shares

>> No.18171894

>>18168209
If digits, printer jams and exchanges shut down while Jerome waits on hold with tech support.

>> No.18172738

>>18169159

Considering they have no freedom of speech, right to bare arms and strong property rights I'm going to assume you're either 1. a retard or mostly likely 2. a self hating spoiled white liberal retard that talks shit about the U.S but has never actually been outside the country.

>> No.18172755

>>18168048
25k wow

>> No.18172769

>>18171555
we're fucked

>> No.18172771

>>18168209
Here we go boys tomorrow, this is it.

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>>18172738
Yeah, about that...

>> No.18172806

>>18172738
Forgot to mention, property rights are completely gone now that the government can seize businesses thanks to the CARES act. Remind me how free we are boomer. Because your generation fucked our country up and made it brown.

>> No.18172812

>>18168209
Dow Jones renamed to Down Jones if dubs

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>>18171555
>pink ID

>> No.18172880

>>18168048
figure it out little bruises

>> No.18173048

Futures not even down much. Green Monday bitches. Fucking calls gonna print.

>> No.18173103

>>18168300
WW3 isn't going to be a singular conflict, it's going to be many wars with many different sides. Countries will switch sides and completely dissolve in weeks, days sometimes. By the end nothing will make sense and there won't be enough left to make sense of it.

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>>18168048
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

MONDAY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>> No.18173116

>>18168048
Here's my prediction.https://www.tradingview.com/chart/DJI/VyL12ylR-What-does-the-DOW-think-it-s-doing/

Holding up.

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>tfw all in on casino puts.