/biz/ - Business & Finance

Where'd he go?

>>18163572
I know that you miss your oneitis but can you pls stop spammig this?

What have you been doing during the quarantine?

>>18163572
LMAO

I dont think he'll ever recover

>>18163608
go outside stop being a bitch

>>18163608
reading about inflation
cooking, eating
I should be exercising more

>>18163556
Keeping a long position in mind does it make more sense to go all in on GE, or put that money into chain link?

JNUG will go back up right??

>>18163644
no

Jumped in xaviers school biz discord
discord dot gg/pxzVVD5

Stocks/crypto/etc

>>18163572
stocktwits, he's very active there

>>18163608
ordering doordash. apparently i'm more willing to spend money during a happening

>>18163652
>xaviers
lmao

>>18163608
flipping iron calendars on SPX
arbing bond futures
selling bond/commodity butterflies
writing a dynamic delta hedging tool

busy busy

>>18163651
Any reason?

>>18163671
It might go up but it won't go back up. jnug decay is way too fugly for this in most cases.

>>18163624
I didn't go outside before this. Why would I got out now?

>>18163629
Are you worried by the amount of money the FED is printing?

>>18163608
Playing video games and alternating between anime and binge watching breaking bad a second time. I'm thinking of trying something more constructive, like either drawing or trying to dub over some stuff since I'm interested in voice over

my life has literally not changed one bit since this shit happened

>>18163572
Waiting for the random 10x

>>18163608
Quaran-TEEN

>>18163699
SAME

>>18163692
it's just an interesting enough concept
no one really knows what is going to happen here because of the FedRes/Treasury actions, we just have to watch closely and see

>>18163698
you should post some of your dub work here so that we can enjoy it

>>18163699
>since this happened
>waiting for external forces to change your life

This is why your life sucks man

>>18163685
nice reasoning dipshit

>>18163668
What trading platform you like senpai?

>>18163745
TOS for watchlists
Lightspeed to execute

>>18163740
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.
What do you expect?

>>18163773
i didnt ask dipshit

Thoughts on CHEGG?

>universities and schools move to online learning
>brainlets have even more trouble keeping up with school

>>18163740
his reasoning is fine if you have a good understanding of the product.

>>18163608
I was sick for like 2 weeks with cold like symptoms, been feeling 100% for a few days but still coughing up plegm from time to time

>>18163773
while im wasting effort responding to your dumbass, i will remind you that despite JNUG's decay, it still went 10x in 2016 off of a modest bounce in precious metals.

What are some plays for tomorrow?

>>18163797
yeah except it's not. see >>18163808

>>18163810
>What are some plays for tomorrow?

>>18163608
Playing Hades
Learning how to make ToS do my backtesting of indicator strategies for me with their "Strategies" function
Looking at intraday 1m charts, primarily for AMD and /ES. it's funny how people constantly scan for what stocks to trade and I just trade 1 stock because it's a highly liquid and popular stock so it trends pretty much every day. lately it's been kinda shit but that's okay it mostly just winds up with hitting my target price on half my shares and stopping out on the other half a lot more, might switch to just getting out of positions entirely at 1R instead of scaling out if this keeps up. the volatility is still good enough where you can make a pretty penny if you can just 1x the ATR. i mean $0.20/share for 100 shares is $20 and only requires $5k in capital. obviously if you have enough capital to get 1000 shares that would make it $200 instead. but you could just straight-up do $20 bets all day on AMD if you have a good scalping system.

>>18163810
The dip won't be finished tomorrow - sit it out.

>>18163608
Reading, watching my movie backlog, sketching. Been running in the mornings (I live in the country so there’s nobody to catch it from).

>>18163817
fuck off retard. unless you have perfect timing for these products they will fuck you.

>>18163828
>sit it out
why waste an opportunity when you certain its gonna dip? do you hate money?

>>18163608
About halfway through a A+ cert course. I already have a high paying job and have no plans to do IT, but i'm kind of embarrassed about how little I know about computers despite using them every day

>>18163624
>1 post by this chink

>>18163740
>>18163773
>>18163797

jnug is now 2x not 3x by the way. check press release

>>18163808
>cherry picking a 8% span of jnugs whole life time
Blue is an approximation of how jnug would look like without the leverage. Not much else to say.

WTF RETARDS WHY ARE YOU IGNORING THIS
IT’S FUCKING OVER
https://www.dw.com/en/german-state-finance-minister-thomas-schäfer-found-dead/a-52948976

>>18163727
I would if I had any. I haven't started at all despite having an interest for a very long time now. It's as good of a time to start as any though. Maybe I'll make something about the markets so it's at least on topic when I post it. I've been up all night though, so I'm gonna get some sleep now

>>18163868
>haha look if you take all the cheese and sauce off of this pizza it's just DOUGH! can you believe it?!?!?

>>18163840
Mary! Mary! What about the spores, can you see them! Mary! Mary! Mary! Oh, no!

>>18163890
Wat?

>>18163868
his suicide was priced in desu

>>18163883
Priced in and slightly bullish

Reminder that if you are reading this, you are better at making and selling 737 Max airplanes than Boeing.

>>18163899
You remove the leverage from a leveraged ETF and it no longer behaves the same. Just ensuring you realize how obvious that is.

>>18163883
Who?

>>18163883
Germans always commit suicide when it looks like things aren’t going there way. SAD. Many such cases.

>>18163883
Extremely bullish

>>18163883
unironically a nothingburger

>>18163928
He shoulda had a back up U-boat charted for Buenos Aires. What a chump.

>>18163908
I don't think that the market cares about a random anon committing financial suicide by going all in jnug.
>>18163920
Exactly. I wanted to show how much you're losing through vol decay.

> refund steam game only a few hours after buying it
> Valve approves your refund
> but it holds onto the money
> within a few hours they spent it and don't have the money to pay it back
I think valve is broke.
It's time to sell before more find out.

>>18163599
Lol wheres your tripcode fag. We all know its you. Cocky douche btfo.

Does this mean it is priced in and over?

Or are they just fools?

>>18163978
>1 post by this ID
deja vu

How do I short boomvestors?

>>18163928
No they don’t, they always get bullied into suicide by a certain spectre

>>18163761
got any resources to pick up trading?

>>18163986
once dow is sub 10,000 by November ill say its priced in

>>18163840
I've been doing body weight exercises every day for the past 2 weeks now, and i go for a half hour walk around my yard (got about an acre of land i live on) for fresh air, sunshine, and cardio. also got in a pretty good amount of yard work. i wonder how many people will actually wind up healthier because of corvid? washing hands will become an obsessive habit for most people, and many will potentially exercise out of boredom if nothing else, plus they have the time for exercise now. pretty neat.

>>18163844
hey retard, the question was if JNUG was going up, to which retard anon said "no" definitively. im just pointing out that that's not accurate, dipshit.

>>18163987
>most posts in this thread
Ok SNSSfag, at least turn your trip back on so we can filter you

You don't hold a 3x ETF for more than a few weeks, if even that stupid brainlets

>https://boston.cbslocal.com/2020/03/28/mgh-surgeon-coronavirus-in-massachusetts-future/
>BOSTON (CBS) — Hospital staff around the country are treating coronavirus patients while trying to keep themselves safe. A surgeon on the front lines at Massachusetts General Hospital (MGH) said it has been a big change.
>“The biggest challenge right now with this COVID-19 is just the change of how the hospital is working,” said Myron Rolle, a neurosurgery resident at MGH. “If you were to look at this hospital five months ago it would be completely different.”
>Dr. Rolle said the hospital sees 50 to 100 patients suspected to have the coronavirus every day. He said they come from New Hampshire, Maine and other nearby states.
>His predicted outlook for the future was grim.
>“I think Massachusetts right now is a little bit behind New York, but in a week or two, from what we’re hearing, it’s probably going to reach New York or even supercede New York honestly,” Dr. Rolle said.
>Even so, he said everyone has an important role to play in stopping the spread of the virus.

wtf do i do, bros? in live in the metrowest suburbs.

>>18164029
wouldn't be surprised if 3x etfs are banned after this. direxion already getting out of the way of the backlash

>>18164027
>>most posts in this thread
Exactly my point

>>18163608
Exercise and vidya. I remembered why I stopped playing stellaris without mods. Fucking factions.

>>18164029
I remember a time, it must have been 6-8 weeks ago now, where a bunch of folks around here had decided to all hold SOXL and get rich
I guess it didn't work out for them

>>18163913
hehe

>>18164042
you stay inside and start planning your future sterilization company

>>18164044
So they’re banning 3x etfs just like Binance is banning it’s leveraged tokens.
I wonder why it’s so bad to make money off dumps

>>18163608
Day drinking. I had too much yesterday and I'm struggling to keep a glass of water down.

>>18164059
>I wonder why it’s so bad to make money off dumps
It makes the wrong people seeth.

>>18163986

>asking if it is priced in

The truth is, it was all priced in from the start

>>18164051
>>18164071
Remember when you watched like 20k in unrealized profit disappear overnight? Kek

>>18163986
instruments of the grand jewish cabal are going to do everything they can to pump the markets. stop believing (((mainstream news))) and (((analyst opinions.))) of course the markets will rebound in time, but not when a virus is overwhelming hospitals, entire states are on lockdown, the defense production act is in full swing, federally mandated travel restrictions are being given serious consideration, millions of people are out of work, and GDP estimates are down considerably.

>>18164057
i hate this. i didn't do anything to start this, i can't do anything to fix it, and it just keeps getting worse every week. every weekend i have to go get groceries im terrified. it's not even the money, i just desperately don't want to get it or my family to get it. maybe it's just media hype but maybe it isn't, it looks so scary you know what i mean?

>>18164042
>Listening to a concussed affirmative blacktion hire
Based

>>18164089
Yet stocks are going up

>>18164084
no

>>18163608
Jacking off to guys crossdressing as maids.

I don't even know anymore

can I buy just a couple hundred dollars worth of stocks or is there no point at that amount

>>18164089
based and common sense pilled, but on the flipside this is a clown market for last 4 years

>>18163608
Playing Doom Eternal and buying the dip.

>>18164129
I think there might be such a thing as too much porn. Is there any way I can help you to alleviate you of boredom anon? Send you a game? A book?

>>18163608
Working from home, baking bread, watching youtube, reading news about the pandemic and masturbating.

>>18164091
it's meant to scare you so that you take the proper precaution, but you have to realize it's not a death sentence by any means. it's a 2x flu that spreads quickly. all of the mortality numbers you see (besides germany, south korea, iceland) are skewed because of lack of testing. the denominator is wrong. now man up, faggot.

>>18164134
making 1% in a day would be considered a lot by many people, consider how much 1% would be in profit from a couple of hundred bucks. 1% of 100 is $1 btw, is that worth it to you? (and that is assuming you're right and have a winning trade).

>>18163794
seems like the next best student loan funded scam

>>18164134
you won't get a big return because you're not starting with a lot, but the sooner you begin investing the better -- you will understand how it works, and you'll want to see the investment grow. next thing you know you'll be making changes in your own life to ensure you have more dollars to throw at the market and set yourself up better for the future.

>>18164165
any word on when the US will have all the tests it needs? i read recently that places like thermofischer were ramping up production.

>>18164157
Thanks anon but no thanks, I'll manage. If you like books you should try Kotkins Stalin, I recently finished it

>>18164098
Zoom out

>>18164162
masturbating to news of the pandemic

>>18163572
Rent free

>>18164011
Intern or work for a proprietary trading firm

Is it too late to short the market?

>>18164222
It depends what you want to short.

>>18164222
Yes, friday was the last chance.

>>18163971
Private company.

>>18164185
soon. this little guy can do 50k tests/day. FDA fast tracked approval

Does anyone have an up to date version of that image comparing the current market crash to past crashes?

>>>/v/501124961

lol

Oilbros.... I'm scared...

>>18164237
>market behaving exactly like 1929
>too late to short
delusional.

>>18164263
Why?

>>18164059
They are happy to collect your put premium but don't realize that they can be exercised. It's a typical behavior where people love the reward but don't like the work.

>>18164274
We're in the deleveraging cycle now.

>>18164263
you probably should be
fear can be healthy

>>18164258
Are memes are bleeding onto other boards.

>>18164098
stocks were going up in 1929 and 08 as well. try not to be so myopic.

>>18164248
i feel like the main "getting over the hump" period is going to be when we have enough testing kits to test everyone in the country. especially if we can get at-home test kits where we can all have the ability to test ourselves and families whenever we want. if we can quarantine everyone who tests positive then we can send everyone back to work much more safely imho. idk how long it's going to take to get to that point, though.

>>18163608
Painted a couple of rooms, finally hung the tv I bought on black Friday moved my collection of Warhammer models out of the kitchen so the gf and I can have a sit down meal for once
Organized my MTG collection, built a bookshelf, fixed my couch, fixed my fence, did so much laundry I can't even fit it all in my closet, threw away old clothes. Got my gf to sweep and vacuum for once
Oh and I'm up 12% on stonks
All the while still getting paid cause I'm essential but no work has come up yet

Ffs stil more than 6h to go, wat do in the meantime?

>>18164059
It's about incentive

Just like the whales can pump the market, they can dump the market if they think it'll make them more money

If you can't make money on a drop, the market almost never would

>>18163608

Worrying about my parents :(

>>18164152
Incredibly based

https://youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI
How bullish is this?

What should I buy tomorrow for 10x by EOY?

>>18163883
can't hear what you're saying, the printers are too loud

>>18164349
USLV

>>18164292
these threads are heavily lurked
you'd be surprised how many people read through this garbage

>>18164098
yeah man really makes you think. if you want some additional THINKING MATERIAL, go look at how the stocks rebounded in the 2008 crisis when the stimulus checks went out. or how basically there was a short term rebound by FOMO boomer retards in every market crash, before it ultimately plummeted to rock bottom. https://i.imgur.com/1ZnxOU7.jpg

>>18164304
>Got my gf to sweep and vacuum for once

Seriously the biggest lie I was told as a kid was that women were inherently neat, tidy, and natural homemakers. My gf has to be told to clean even if there's a mountain of dirt in front of her.

>>18164365
More likely just people that post here posting to other boards.

>>18163608
I've been working on my relationship with God and repenting for how bad of a person I've become. I am now growing strong with Christ and fear nothing of this world.

>>18164378
That map could match this recession too

>>18164393
kys and go meet him.

>>18163556
So posting an it ne right she

>>18164378
this time will be different, V shaped recovery incoming!

>>18164393
>fear nothing of this world.

>>18163699
Actually my life's gotten better. Thanks to the virus I'm getting basically paid to go into the office and do nothing. If the Gov shuts us down, oh well, I'd still have a job and I'd still get paid. So long as the supply lines don't break and TP is in abundance I'm in good shape.

>>18163556
monday will be blood read

>>18164274
not saying the economic situation is dire(and does it even matter for stock market that trades on anticipation), but comparing stock markets
to 1929 is beyond ridiculous. that time all tading was on floor with physical paper, liquidity and everything was basically a joke

>>18164432
Then there's the 2400 extra bucks to look forward to. Without the virus that'd never happen.

>>18163803
I've had a similar experience, but I never had a fever or anything like that. I really think it's just been seasonal allergies with the sudden onset of spring.

>>18164492
1200

>>18164462
True, but it's interesting how it follows it so far.

>>18164462
The algos alone make for trading in the present day a world apart

>>18164393
Good on ya m8

>>18164462
well, im afraid I must disagree. yes, trading obviously happened more slowly, but trading back then wasn't so slow that they couldn't get the trades in they wanted to do over the course of a month, which is over how long it's been since this crash began. keep in mind they, too, wanted to trade as quickly as possible.

>>18164462
Human psychology hasn't changed since 100 years ago.

>>18164365
the fucked up thing is that r*ddit is probably better quality for whatever info you want on anything, but i would have to actually make an account and log in all the time and i also can't say nigger there, so, here i am on /smg/.

>>18164244
Yes, even private businesses have to actually make payments that they signed off on making. If they don't, you can only infer that they can't, and if they can't, that means they're out of money.

>>18164378
yeah uhhhh... is this the based department?

>>18164462
Lol, trading was going so quickly then that the tabulation machines that kept track of buys and sells was printing for 12 hours after the markets had already close. I am sorry but you have to be in denial to, well, deny the similarities to the great depression. We are dropping inspite of the stimulus, ffs (scary stuff).

Much of what was going on at the time was very similar:
>Newfags entering the market
>Over confidence in the market
>A goverment unable or unwilling to do anything about the crisis.

It's very much similar.

>>18164518
back then, trading as quickly as possible meant days or weeks. now, trading as quickly as possible means literally milliseconds. do you know what an order of magnitude is, anon?

Short on Monday?

This is so striking to me. I don’t know what to think.

>>18164378
Do you know where that pic you linked came from?

>>18164263
Afraid of the best buying opportunity in recent history?

>>18164611
This memepic is becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>18164611
I think now that the initial panic is over we will probably have a long crab cycle, like in 08/09.
How do I know this? Because I need my leveraged ETFs to print right fucking now.

>>18164042
>Living outside of Boston
>Not in based Western MA

>>18164575
if you research this stuff (which admittedly im only beginning to really dig in to), you'll realize that this cycle has repeated itself a shit ton of times in history, pretty much every since stock markets were first invented and leverage has existed.

>there are good times/multi-year bull run
>people think <insert asset class that is traded here> can only go up
>people massively overleverage to buy said asset (stocks, mortgage-backed securities, tulips, whatever) because they think it can only go up
>they make money, it does in fact go up, they overleverage EVEN MORE

>one day: it doesn't keep going up
>actually it's going down
>actually... oh fuck IT'S REALLY FUCKING GOING DOWN
>people think "oh fuck i gotta get out im so overleveraged, i'll lose everything, and even owe money!"
>people start pulling out
>it goes down more
>more people start freaking out and try to get out
>snowball, panic ensues, etc, crash happens

>bunch of people get fucked for awhile, recession/depression happens in some form
>eventually bull market resumes again as people put the pieces back together of their financial lives
>asset starts going up again
>good times start to arrive again
>people think said asset only goes up
>they start overleveraging again...

the key now for us, people in our 20's-30's, is that this will keep happening. after this coronavirus shit, there will be another massive bull run, during which people will once again overleverage, after which some event will cause a crash (subprime mortgages, coronavirus, etc), after prices will be reset and start the whole process over. you should all learn how to take advantage of this cycle, study it.

>>18164624
I’m afraid that may be the case, and trading according to that pattern might be setting up many for a rude surprise.

Just like everyone on /biz/ who fell for the smug asuka prophecy because it kept being right... until it wasn’t!

We are so, so fucked. Fauci predicts 100,000-200,000 deaths. I feel like this is all for nothing. I wonder if all this quarantining is making a material difference. This is going to be worse than the Great Depression.

>>18164635

Naw this shit is plummeting down another 50%.

We are 1/3, 1/2 at best, through the worse crash in history.

>>18164642
Western MA isn’t really Massachusetts. It’s just East Bumfuck. Only Eastern MA counts.

>>18164357
My man

>>18164661
Don't despair, anon. This is the decade challenge, every decade has one. We'll make it through this and remember the slow days of the quarantine over a couple of cold beers.

>>18164065
F
I feel you dog. If you feel up to it try to eat a fried potato product with copious amounts of ketchup.

>>18164611
doesnt really mean anything. i remember looking at the same type of charts in 08/09 and thinking the world was over. this one is from feb 2009

>>18164646
I am not saying that it hasn't or doesn't happen periodically, but, what I think alot of people are failing to take into account here is the fact that things like government intervention have proped us up to this point. Printing money and QE, generally, cannot last forever however. There are people starting to talk about speculative bubbles in the bailout market.
These crashes are normal to a functioning capitalist system but it's only going to keep getting worse and worse.

>>18163855
it's because I went outside fagit

>>18164672
Yes but is it plummeting now or is it plummeting in 3-6 months when your puts are worthless?

What are the chances that housing market drops?

>>18164672
What is this chart showing?

>>18164676

Just you wait, we'll poison the Quabbin and have our revenge one day

>>18164704
bot left, jobless claims

>>18164704

Weekly unemployment claims.

>>18164683
I try to be optimistic about the post corona world but it’s hard to. Why can’t NWO glow niggers just relax :’(

>>18164697

plummeting all the time. any puts 3 months out are 100% safe.

Morning smg.

In 40 minites we will get the daily new orleans update

We had 36 deaths on fri update
We had 16 deaths on saturday update
I am looking for under 20 deaths on sundsy update

>>18164697
This

>>18164735
Keep me updated

>>18164735
It's gonna be 32.

>>18164735
you realize you don't have statistical power to do anything with three (3) data points, controlled for literally nothing, two of which are on a weekend... right?

>>18164393
Based

>>18164701
The boomers will angrily protests from deathbeds that their shitboxes are worth no less than one million dollars

>>18164735
the trend is clear, 4 people will rise from the dead today

LOL

Time to goose the futures again

>>18164832
>4 horsemen rise from the dead
oh fuck how do I short human lives?

>>18164697
>Not buying far out or even leaps

>>18163556
I don't have a lot of money so I am buying my one put and don't care so I will tell you guys The Big Short of the year besides of course the markets, duh.

I just realized that Netflix puts will be lifechangers. What makes this play even juicier is there is a lot of bull faith because "supposedly we are all at home and subscribing to Netflix".

It hinges on corporate debt being the thing keeping the entire company afloat and this will end up being its achilles heel.

Corporate debt liquidity is going to be HUGE and cause one of the worst recessions ever. Source that explains why in depth: https://wtop.com/business-finance/2020/03/heres-what-could-really-sink-the-economy-19-trillion-in-corporate-debt/

Netflix is one of the worst offenders in overleveraging in debt.
--Variety
Netflix reported $12.43 billion in debt, up from $10.36 billion at the end of 2018. The latest proposed debt offering would be the eighth time in the last five years that Netflix is raising $1 billion or more through debt. The streaming giant last raised $2.2 billion in junk bonds in April 2019.

What happens when you take a debt whore who can't pay its bills anymore because it treats its audience like trash, it gets what it fucking deserves! (/pol/ incels get offa my board!!!)

What is going to happen is Netflix is going to have to admit they will have to cut down on content drastically down to a pitiful 1% of its current rate. They will only be able to budget for whatever they can get with cash only (if they cannot find more debt if they can this might be a failed play). Or possibly dilute the stock/stock offering which also wrecks the share price. Admitting this will cause people to FLEE Netflix on a biblical scale, and could cause the worst drop since 2011 before it went online.

TL:DR NFLX = Bad and 150 a share is honestly not even close to out of the question, 100 a share is even possible post earnings.

>>18164834
They're scared.
They know.
CEO's are calling the Menooooch and AHHHHH and REEEEing.

>>18164861
>WTOP
Now I know you live in the DC metro area, anon. I will find you and I will fuck your boipussy.

>>18164861
Youre missing qualitative aspects

Viewing is at all time highs

>>18164810
>Government is preventing people to get kicked out
>Banks are delaying payments
im worried that the bubble doesn't pop

>>18164834
have they ever been less than 30 minutes late to those press conferences?
I stopped watching them

>>18164861
>woopsie we can't have companies that employ dozens of american patriots going under
>*buys your corporate shit bonds*
>heh, nuthin personnel amerishorts
t. fed

>>18164834
Well US mortality peak from coronavirus is two weeks away so what does he mean?

>>18164861
Yup, these overvalued tech stonks are going to have to come back down to reality.
FB is going to start losing ad revenues bigly.

>>18164881
there is no bubble in most real estate markets.
only the most expensive urban areas are bubbles, and they were already starting to deflate before all of this happened

>>18163608
Reading, cooking, kicking a soccer ball around in the park, and smoking weed-- in a word, it's been maximum comfy.

>>18164692
So what is the long term investing strategy? I was finishing high school in 2008. Just invest after the recovery has actually started and update your stop losses regularly so you don't get bogged when the inevitable next recession starts to rear it's ugly head?

>>18164611
I remember this memepic being called wrong too for BTC.

Remember all those CEO's exiting at the start of this corona thing?

Its like animals leaving before a tsunami hits, what do they know brehs

>>18164916
Talk about good fortune (for the hopsital)

>>18164916
bullish

>>18164916
>some is going to sue

>>18164930
Not really, anybody who dies within 48 hours of a hospital admission is actually very bad for the hospital. These metrics are studied by CMS and tons of facilities lose their Medicare money over stuff like that.

>>18164904
have 6mo of emergency funds, then DCA into the market over time. maintain a blend of stocks/bonds based on your risk tolerage/age, rebalance at least yearly. the more you think you know about the market, the worse you'll probably do. there's no secret formula that doesn't involve additional risk.

>>18164941
hospital discharge*

>>18164581
the effect you're describing is additive, not multiplicative. this is like saying someone who is 3x older than you is aging 3 times as quickly.

>>18164911
I never noticed how gray her hands are, wonder if there's some symbolism there.

>>18164961
They probably looked like that in real life, it’s a painting of a cripple dragging herself through a field

>>18164941
to be fair, you could forgive someone for not knowing how to properly treat a new disease.

>>18164683
What was the decade challenge for 2010-2019? Was it the rise of PC culture?

>>18164911
Disney and MasterCard especially, they have business all over the globe and especially in China. They could see things more clearly than anyone.

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't take all my life savings and go all in on JNUG tomorrow.

100k ded

>>18165016
JNUG tracks gold mining companies. If everybody is sick with the black lung and coronavirus, who will mine the gold?

>>18165016
because miners might not be able to operate

>>18165024
Priced in

>>18164981
Don’t be fair to medical staff these days

>>18164248
> there are 250,000 minutes in a day
based retard

>>18165024
Bullish

>>18164908
The problem with that meme is the market is basically a fractal of that.

If you zoom in or out it fits, so it can’t actually tell is whether we’re at Complacency or disbelief

what do you call this pattern and is it bullish?

Bullish and priced in.

>>18163556
okay...in theory everything has to tank tomorrow, but as we know, it wont, therefore i will buy 3x longs when futures open.

Good luck anons. rational trading ftw

>>18165040
my phrasing was bad, obviously they're making multiple machines.

>>18165051
Return to normal

>>18165024
Honestly I expected more death and disorder out of New York this weekend. Didn’t everyone else?

>>18164611
it's from r*ddit

>>18165073
It's gonna blow up really good this week.

>>18164683
fuck off you chinese fucking shill I hope you know that if this prediction is correct you're going to have uncle sam's boot up your asshole.

TMDX anon here, NJ/NY/MA aren’t allowed to fly anywhere for procurements as of yesterday at midnight according to the president of UNOS and CEOs of multiple OPOs. I think this is just a precursor of other industries now.

>over 700,000 cases today
!,000,000 Monday?

Why are the women on Bumble so much hotter than the ones on Tinder, brahs?

>>18164876
did they fuck? what was it like?

>>18165073
Healthcare workers are forbidden from speaking out on social media.

>>18165024
number will go down once the trump pills (HC+A+ZS) are allowed to be used

>>18165024
What is he planning?!

>>18165048
>we’re at Complacency or disbelief
Its obviously complacency. No way we reached disbelief yet. You honestly thing that was the bottom of stocks? Every simp thinks they got the bottom, just like with BTC. Its not that easy otherwise everyone would be rich.

>>18165088
what the fuck is Bumble?

>>18165091
Nobody has told me I can’t say shit on social media, other than the usual HIPAA stuff.

>>18165024
and this is actually a "DONT PANIC PEOPLE ITS NOT THAT BAD" statement

>>18165124
This

Fri
36
Sat
18
Sun
12

>>18164735
Exactly as predicted by me

La with fewer cases
Fewer deaths

>>18165113
It's a dating app.

>>18165024
Bullish AND priced in.

>>18165024
>>18165124
>>18165134
>only 100,000
>only 1,000,000
>only 10,000,000

>7 hours

Is thread also for dumb questions

can i transfer my savings from a savings account to a TFSA and then use that to buy ETF funds

yes im a dumb dumb

New orleans /la with 12 deathssunday

From 36 fri

Inc less.positives

Should I go all in on NASDAQ: FANG?

Cuomo wants.to be presidemt so bad

>that news of reinfections in China released Friday 5:20pm

You guys know Dow will be -5500 tomorrow, right

>>18164916
>elderly

>>18165110
Almost no one thinks it’s the bottom. Nothing I read says that.

I do think that the indexes will definitely retest the lows and maybe plunge to even Dow 15000 or SPX 2000.

BUT people were selling “What they could” not what they wanted to. I don’t know if we’ll see LMT below $300 again. Some of the best blue chips may have seen bottom. LMT, JNJ, MSFT, these companies aren’t going bankrupt.

But if you were naive enough to try to knife-catch shit like carnival cruises... good luck

>>18165195
Nobody likes him outside NY.

>>18165199
Doesn't matter if there is anecdotal good news anywhere it will go up. Boomvestors want to bull at all costs.

>>18165199
Bad testing

>>18165199
priced in

>>18165220
>Boomvestors want to bull at all costs.
god aint that the truth

Reminder deaths in LA went 36 / 16 / 12

>>18163803
Those are fucking cute bunnies.

Is tomorrow going to be a blood bath?

>>18165229
Is unlikely, more likely a bluff by China. Still a very significantly possibly scenario and if true, our markets are over

>>18165284
Of course not. Just go long

Louisiana also had half as many positive confirmed from yesterday

>>18163794
it does the job when your profs dont

>>18165295
see >>18165051 and stop coping. you are literally cherrypicking.

>>18165168

Louisiana is the best indicator for seasonality in usa due to their weather from late feb to early march

is there any reasonable way i can improve my immune system while waiting this out at home? my milk already has vitamin D added in it, should i drink a bunch of orange juice for vitamin C or what? main goal is to not get it at all but i want to be prepared to survive it in case i get it.

>>18165309
Not really cherry picking
I said this would happen a week ago to la numbers

>>18165330
Yes, you are literally cherrypicking. You are trying to paint a picture like the virus isn't growing exponentially when it is.

>>18165286
yeah, the most likely most logical theory, about a country filled by incompetent people whose goal in life is to create shit quality products rejeceted because a Q anon theory sounds better. I hate some of you people really.

>>18165338
Not interested in brwinlets

Its not cherrypicking when a prediction come true

>>18163608
Working on my Comp Sci stuff, reading investipedia to get smart, exercising, some widya, fapping

>>18165317
zinc, exercise, generally good diet and exposing yourself to existing H1N1 viruses.

>>18165317
Vitamin c, iodine, zinc

>>18163608
Jack off

>>18165330
Everyone's short-sightedness in this situation is exactly why the average man is so fucking incompetent. Think long-term for once in your miserable life. You have a disease that grows exponential rate, that even looks horrifying on a logarithmic scale. If you're making so many cope posts out of fear, you're too late for that. Pray that you're right about this ending, but be fucking reasonable.

>>18165358
making a prediction has nothing to do with the definition of cherrypicking dipshit. you are clearly trying to paint a certain picture that's different from reality using picked cherries. the virus is growing exponentially. stop coping.

>>18165284
Monday and Tuesday may actually be green. Why? Because they are the last two days of the month which usually see position rebalancing by pension/hedge funds

>>18165317
if you do get it and want to try to play doctor at home, green tea pills and zinc pills. green tea contains quercetin and epigallocatechin-gallate, which is similar to what hydroxychloroquine does by helping zinc get up in your business.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25050823

>>18165379
Kek

Its not cope

I post truth. Its obv to me like gravity is to you

>>18165387
Real men don’t compromise. They cope

Honestly, EVERYONE knows this will get worse before it gets better. But we’ve all been expecting a terrible weekend because of these New York improvised morgues... this news isn’t all that dire.

We may have a bit longer if you’re looking to DCA into inverse ETFs. If you’re trying to use puts because you think your timing is that great, you’re playing with Fire.

>>18165317
Selenium and zinc could be worth adding in.

Can someone redpill me on Schwab? I just got a notification that some of my investments are moving to it.

>>18165403
True or false: The virus is growing exponentially?

Let's see how truthy you really are.

Im ahead.

>>18165389
why didnt you tell me this on friday
IM FUCKED

>>18165430
what do you think thursday's EOD pump was?

>>18165424
No its regional based and seasonal

Southern hemisphere and northern areas are the ones in danger

>>18165392
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25050823
oh neat, thanks for this. i drink coffee but my mom drinks a lot of tea and should have a ton of green tea i can drink. idk about pills but i at least have legit green tea. i'll start drinking 2 cups a day i think.

>>18165389
Yeah just like the faggots at WSB and their quad witching hour, where everyone got slaughtered.

>>18165441
>No
Lmfao. see >>18165051 you insufferable brainlet

https://www.forbes.com/sites/dennismersereau/2020/03/26/a-late-march-heat-wave-topples-records-across-the-southern-united-states/#6beea1901bcb

>>18164904
Just dump money into an S&P 500 fund over time and let it roll till your 65 or whatever. If this will be your only retirement income then the sooner you start the better you will end up when the time comes. Failing that, dump a large wad into it from the start to kick start the process if your 30 or under 40 yrs old. Then dump more into it as normal.

>>18165441
>seasonal
its active on every continent, do you think its summer everywhere?

>>18163556
>https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/
uh what

>>18165454
I see it

What % is ne usa vs south east usa?

Stop

But I thought it was just the flu

>>18165491
>What % is ne usa vs south east usa?
What does this have to do with whether or not it's growing exponentially? It is literally mathematically defined as as growing exponentially via the chart which you have denied because you are a copeposting moron.

>>18165480
I understand all

Ive explained everything ur seeing in these threads

Im sorry

Im not gonna sponfeed

>>18165482
what "what"?

>>18165482

>>18165513
Its seasonal

Right?

Its going to disappearing

>>18165539
And that is mutually exclusive with exponential growth how?

>>18165420
Which investments? Is your broker transitioning to schwab or something?

I like it just fine, the news feed is pretty good and they even called me once to make sure I wanted to execute an after hours trade that was very mid priced because I had a fat finger error. They saved me a good chunk of change. but the interface kind of sucks for trading during the day, so I’m going to give TDA a try.

>>18165557
Is 36 16 12 exponential?

>>18165439
>>18165439
>>18165439
jej

>>18165482
You’re right, deflation would be more appropriate.

>>18165452
>quad witching hour
Wat?
We were talking about quad witching day here, and how the end of the day can be incredibly volatile. And it sure as hell was.

>>18165566
>is my picked cherry a cherry?
HAHAHAAH
okay brainlet. see >>18165051 for the 3rd time. is that exponential?

>>18165584
They memed that because ITM shorts outnumbered ITM calls on that day there would be a big pump EOD that never came

>>18165566
>comparing weekend data with weekday data

>>18165589
Its dominated by the cold north east

Which you woukd expect from a seasonal virus

>>18164365
It's true.
>t. Lurker
I also have to say that /biz/ is a lot better now that pajeets don't spam their shitcoins as much

>>18164258
bretty guud

>>18165613
>dodging the question... AGAIN
Okay, I will take this as admitting that you are a retard.

>>18165491
https://experience.arcgis.com/experience/96dd742462124fa0b38ddedb9b25e429/
Here you go, it's growing exponentially in florida. You can't choose 3 days in LA and say that's it story over.

Stop

Italy is now in apocalypse mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiLAKizjm5g

>>18163572
I'm actually still here, just don't have much to say in these threads during this crash. Too many other opportunities for people to make money for anyone to give a fuck about SNSS.

>>18165631
Im debating seasonal effects
Saying the cold area of usa is growing rapidly doesnt really work for such distinctions

I said weeks ago nyc woukd be hit hardest

>>18165613
protip for retards: you only make yourself look even more retarded when you obviously dodge questions in a desperate and pathetic attempt to save face.

We're on page 4.

>>18164904
Just change what you trade in depending on which stage of the cycle you're in. Stonks when things are going up, when a happening like Coronavirus or the real estate crash is knocking, sell stonks and buy gold and treasury bonds, invest in gold backed currency over fiat dollars, and then when the big institutions flood the market with money, cash in on that as long as the price is high.
They might be willing to devalue the dollar a bit, but they will NEVER allow it to die, if there is any possible way to stop that. Too much of the system depends on the petrodollar.

>>18165660
Go back to Stocktwits you poorfag kiddy diddler kek

>>18165673
And? No need to create a thread until it's page 8 at least. But fags will anyway

>>18165649
Expected even with seasonality

Ac . close contact. Imported spreaders

Its community spread. Aka what gets nyc to 950 dead u r lookking for

Floriday still under 100 dead

>>18165649
>>18165704
This guy is actually a double digit retard. Just ignore him and realize these are the people telling you to buy the dip.

>>18165684
Also, people like this who waste everyone's time, provide nothing of value, in a desperate gambit to troll me. Nothing to say to them, either. I'll be proven right soon enough, and these faggots will continue to cry, bitch, and be poor.
>>18163572

>>18163608
Working in a hospital where the bodies keep piling up
Drinking garlic juice that mom makes to minmax my chances.

>>18165051
Time to short Coronavirus

>>18165733
shut up you felon criminal

Thread is gonna close but I want to ask if investing in Sony now to sell the stocks when PS5 comes out is still a solid choice?

>>18165733
Bro, your entire portfolio was like 30k. You're in your early 30s and work as a lab bitch in VA. You are a poorfag.

>>18165733
kys tripnigger

>>18165733
Still unemployed, nogunz?

>>18165704
Are you retarded? Fauci already said it's probably seasonal in a Trump conference last week, that doesn't confute the exponential growth.

>>18165765
no

>>18165908
Is it because E3 is canceled?

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>>18165913
Short term investing right now is not gonna pan out well.