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I have an idea, but first a question. Where can a tenant buy termites in the US?

>>18164564
>>18164721
once in prison for willful destruction of property, you will finally be rent-free

>>18164564
Mix bleach and ammonia in a plastic bucket and let sit over night in a room. Breaks adhesive bond of paint and it all falls off the wall. Max kek.

>>18164564
You are punishing the next tenant. I moved into a place where the previous tenants were lowlife squatters like OP. They flushed plastic down the toilets, stuffed cardboard in the dishwasher, and stuck nails in the garbage disposal. It was so stupid. As the next tenant, i was the one that had to deal with all the dumb issues. The landloard was a really nice old guy, but he didn't know the extent of the sabatoge, so i just kept finding issues. It took about 2 weeks until my apartment was free of all the childish boobie traps. I pretty much fixed all the problems for him, because I'm not a lazy selfish piece of shit like OP

>>18164721
Holy shit anon. But most likely you can order them as pets on Amazon or at a specialty shop selling insects.

>>18164564
Make it sugar water injections to encourage ants to colonize the entire complex.

I feel like 'putting things in the walls' is the only one where you're not specifically dicking over the next tenant. If you live in a multi story complex, then the wall you shoot water into is probably shared with 3+ other tenants and the space itself is not technically the responsibility of any specific tenant. So the landlord won't be able to do anything other than eat the bill.

Everything else either doesn't really cause any real damage, or just fucks over the next tenant.

>>18164564
My home inspector will find all these things in the move out inspection, see you in court! Well probably not. Probably you just won’t show up and I’ll be awarded whatever damages I ask for, plus the cost of repairs and the inspection. It’s like you’re renovating my units for free.

>>18164781
best to just put it in your bedroom while you sleep. it also unironically decontaminates the air.

>>18164734
Nice fantasy but answer the question cumlord

>>18165002
>I'll be awarded whatever damages I ask for
I sure hope you've got a pretty good lawyer in digital currency because the only time money ever goes into my bank account is explicitly for rent.

How the fuck would they even catch someone who injected water into the walls? Do i need to drill or is there a better way?

>>18164564
I'm ashamed I recognize this pic

>>18164564
Even just lots of uncooked rice down a drain will fuck the plumbing and it’s harder to prove malice than cement

Open up curtain rods and put some shrimp inside, will smell lovely

>>18166577
>currency speculator
>thinks landlords are the parasites