/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18156716
If that's a man, I'm willing to become a full blown faggot

>>18156725
fag

Norwegian here. I've been out of work for a year and still get welfare from day 0.
Unlike mutts who never experienced something like this, actual countries do take care of their citizens without much fuss

>>18156706
Friend, I don't think anyone outside the US is at all envious of how our government is handling this crisis.
Had our federal government prepared, we wouldn't be in as bad a situation.
Some European governments are reimbursing employers for workers' salaries, so when the crisis ends, people go back to work.

In the US, it's a check worth one month at minimum wage, and you're on your own for the rest.

Our government has done nothing but fuck this up. They knew it was coming for two months and did nothing. And when it got here it took them another month to take action.

Jealous of $1200? Amid a complete and total incompetence of federal leadership. Are you fucking serious? Americans should open our eyes to other western nations who are going to come out of this thing much, much better than we will.

I'm jealous.

Aussie here. We get 1000 a month + 750 starting next month. Although it's shitty aus dollars which are practically worthless

>>18156706
No I'm not a spastic and have to rely on Jews to pay my rent if I miss work for a few days. Cuck fag.

all the "free" bux you get will be lumped onto the tax payers bills later on
our dude in the UK said as much while announcing boris bux for sole traders or something

>>18156706
Hello, i'm the model in your pic, and yes, i'm a man

>>18156828
And you’re proud of this?

>>18156706
honestly, if you could have the bux without the Trump, otherwise, fuck no. Mans a tard

>>18156853
Yes yes and who might you be voting for?

>>18156828
Sounds comfy, but I don't think we could do that here in burgerland.
A few certain subsets of the population would suddenly achieve 100% unemployment.
They would suddenly have so much time on their hands they would start shit 24/7 and burn the place to the ground.

>>18156706
>What have your government do to help you personally in this crisis?

Not printing more money to fuck up my future.

>>18156899
Having a functioning government that benefits the people rather than CEOs and elite dynasties? Absolutely.

>>18156706
NZ here we get 80% of wage at home. $400-500 USD a week.

Trumpbux is less than that

>>18156828
You sound satisfied with yourself... did Norway also turn you into what you've become?

>>18156931
>>having a government that takes care of useless bottom feeders like myself.
Spoken like a true neet

>>18156960
Sounds like you truly know me anon. Mind telling me what "I've become" by having a working safety net until I bounce back, instead of a dick sucker under some bridge with a bunch of homeless people?

>>18156910
>Yes yes and who might you be voting for?
I voted for Sanders in my state primary.
Jesus christ.
You can't possibly look at the exponential rise in deaths, the unemployment, the lack of adequate or even moderately prepared healthcare, the stock market ... and tell me this isn't a failure of leadership. Don't fucking imply that this is the best America could do to handle this COVID situation. I love this country. We should be the fucking best at this shit. We're failing because our leaders are failing.

>>18156828
Stop triggering The poor and Jealous usa people that cant even understand The concept of social welfare

>>18157029
>voted for Sanders
stopped reading

>>18156995
At least dick suckers are being of service to someone. Get a job.

>>18156975
OP asks if non mutts are jealous of welfare, and I gave a reply why I wouldn't be.
Why is this triggering you so much?

>>18156706
So we in Hong Kong got a bailout in early march of the same amount except it didn't apply to chinks and niggers.

>>18157061
>Voting for biden
>Voting for Trump
> Voting for a Business man that inherited his wealth

>>18156706
>are you jealous of Trumpbux
Kek

>>18156706
I'm a leaf
we get 8000$ instead of the pathetic 1200$ mutts get

>>18157061
Thanks for votong to make America great. It's really fucking great here now.
GOOD JOB

>>18156706
Norwayfag here, I'm getting fucking nothing, I got laid off and can't find a job because I have corona symptoms, probably was infected at work. Just fucking end me.

>>18156706
not really.

but women in your country always smells like an onion. wth?

>>18156706
>What have your government do to help you personally in this crisis?

UK
Employed up until 10 months ago.
Became IT contractor 10 months ago.
Goverment did absolutely nothing.

>>18157212
Bullshit. Only G6 and above (600k NOK a year income) don't get anything. You're not an actual norwegian, are you?

>>18157276
Bro, have you tried using the NAV website recently? It's broken, there is a 1hr queue on the phone line for the Oslo offices and all they tell you is to use the website and I can't go to the physical office because I'm in isolation.

>>18157029
>I voted for Sanders
LMAO YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER

Who here is working, getting paid through this AND getting Trumpbux?

/Essentials/ ftw

>>18156853
>Jealous of $1200? Amid a complete and total incompetence of federal leadership. Are you fucking serious? Americans should open our eyes to other western nations who are going to come out of this thing much, much better than we will.


Europe is not looking better at all. In fact, as a continent they're doing much worse.

>>18157407
evidence that feelings dont care about facts

sweet vishnu ! my computer keyboard will be covered in my own boi lassi if you continue to poast such godess and make me spill my manhood!

I'd rather have a functional healthcare system than $1200.

I fucking hate being (((American))).

>>18156858
Huigh Huigh, send them to me then if they are so worthless.

Why do most Aussie people feel they always need to put themselves down?

Maybe it's Chinese subliminal programming.

>>18157971
Mate, 1000 dollary doos is worth 500 USD.
you try living on 500USD a month, especially when rent is so high. If you live in melb expect to pay 1000 AUS a month in rent.
Chinese only just made it worse, our politicians are just puppets for the elites, they do not give a fuck about the people.

>>18156706

>German
>National health insurance

The question is if ur jealous of Das Reich

>>18156706

Das Reich Example
>Single
>Brutto ~5k
>Netto ~3k
>flat 500-700€
>Water, Food around 300-400€

Rest of 1,5- 2k is yours

>>18156853
Tbf every country sat back & did nothing until it was out of control

>>18156706
Jealous of $1,000? KEK. I make that staking Kleros for ETH every week anon.

canadians are getting 2000 a month for at least 4 months lmao

>>18156828
This.
Not being led by a shifty monkey in a time of national emergency helps too.
I pity the mutts. Then I shrug.

>>18157688
>Europe is not looking better at all. In fact, as a continent they're doing much worse.

The show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. And of course you are gonna fuck it up more. We don't treat our fellow man as a security risk. Look at your prison industrial complex as an example. Expect major armed chimpouts any second. Please report back 2 months from now, if you are still alive.

>>18157644
>working
>getting paid
>getting trumpbux
>still collecting rent because all my tenants can remote work from home
>$6+ trillion in money printing is going to inflate my property, silver hoard, and gold mining stocks to hilarious levels while making my current 6 figure debt cheaper than buying a big mac in 2022

God bless corona-chan