/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18156656
Yes. Push her down some stairs.

>>18156656
Unless she's willing to get an abortion, yup. Hope the pussy was it worth it, retard.

>>18156656
Are you both white?

You are perma-fucked for life.

>>18156656
it was already over

How do normies just do shit like this?

>>18156672
>>18156673
>>18156699

>>18156723
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

>>18156656
It's a kid.
People have billions of them every year.
Calm down, and congrats for passing your DNA along.

For reference
> average cost of raising a child from birth through age 17 is $233,610

>>18156656
Try hitting her

>>18156656
dont listen to the kikes in this thread. take care of your woman and your future family. it will be what you both make out of it. if you both want to keep it, do it and raise it to be a sane person. and dont ask about this on 4chan. go talk to your girlfriend and your parents/ her parents.

Lol you think one kid is going to ruin you financially? Keep fucking her and let me know how 3 or 4 treat your bank account.

>>18156791
This. Big time. Having a kid was the most rewarding thing I’ve ever done. I feel very proud when people tell me that my son is a little version of me. It’s badass.

I've got a kid and another on the way, we live frugally and save about 30k per year. I've started investing an additional 1.5k a year by giving up drinking and buying lunches at work. What is the point of making it if you can't even breed? Sex without procreation is a larp, think about it.

>>18156791
>NOOOOO DONT LISTEN TO STRANGERS WHO WILL BE HONEST AND STRAIGHT WITH YOU LISTEN TO FAMILY AND WOMEN WHO WILL FILL YOUR HEAD WITH ALL KINDS OF EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE GARBAGE!

>>18156783
13k a year. Big deal.

>>18156656
Congratulations Anon!

>>18156783
You know that includes kids with daddy's platinums, right?

On the off chance this isn't LARPing why are you not using condoms in the year 2020? The entire system is rigged against men and you still fell for it.

>>18156818
If you haven't figured it out since hitting post, the 3 dads responding to OP ARE strangers being straight.

I have 2 kids and somehow I do love them, and I'm happy my wife and I had them. I say that and I actually do feel that way, at the same time realizing that its maximum cope.

They are expensive and I will never be financially free. Also the responsibility and obligations to family life are all so tiresome. A lot of times I fantasize about being alone. Again, I get by on deep levels of cope, but my truly happiest days were from before family man life.

>>18156809
Well, I think you could say that when you achieve some important goal like become rich or meant to an specific group of population.
Greetings ;)

>>18156791
^

>>18156727
Don't listen to those idiots, you'll be fine. I'm assuming of course you own your own home and have 700k in assets, yes?

>>18156727
That ID though, Ow Yey Whee

>>18156656
>id: oy vey!
Time is what it takes, not money so much. They survive on your leftovers if need be, but noone else is going to teach them how to gamble on pyramid schemes using neetbux and where to buy good kneepads when it all goes tits-up.

>>18156656
No life is a gift from God. Buy chainlink and hold it you dumb niggerfaggot.
Most people are going to get financially btfo by automation anyway

>>18156948
>>18156959

>>18156656
No, because it's not yours. But you'll raise that mutt anyway so yes.

>>18156968
>Buy chainlink
Stop. It's over.

>>18156656
>having a child in the next great depression

>>18156656
Congrats anon! holding my first born gave me fat more inspiration to put my nose to the grind stone and make it then any day dream about lamboland every did.

>>18156656
it's secured, now you have purpose and motivation to go on

>>18156968
this. if we're not dead by the end of this year there will be ubi anyways. finances will be a meme for most poorfags anyway.

>>18156984
>not just spawning fucktons of babies because you're poor
ngmi

>>18156884
Just came in my FWB...

Yeah major risk, but would rather masturbate than use a condom.

>>18156984

If the kid isn't down with existence he can just kill himself you know

>>18156656
king im a be honest with you this is a gift when i got my son i never worked harder than i ever did in my life finsihed my school and started doing 55 hour work weeks all for him this is a blessing good luck to you king name him chad chet or any ancient roman name

Don’t ask for advice about women and family building on 4chan and ESPECIALLY not on /biz/

>>18156656
bro having my son has been a blessing it gave me the drive to really attack my goals name him chad chet or any ancient roman name good luck and raise him strong

>>18157009
spawning more shitskin babies? no thanks Jamal

>>18156983
Fuck off retard.

>>18157057
>>18156982
how does it feel to be so cucked (and fucked in your head) that you cant think of anything else than niggers fucking your wives?

If you're black kill it immidiately,that little nigglet is gonna rob you dry.
If you're white and smart enough to have a job,no criminal record and an actual chance at a lasting relationship theres a bunch of tax benefits you can use in marryiage with a child.
It'll still in the end cost you,especially if it goes to college. On the other side however if you dont fuck up it might bolster your retirement substantially.
So really it depends on you.

>>18157081
>/biz/ bronie detected
It's a scam you delusional retarded person.

>>18157024
The strongest male names based on accumulated deeds of bearers are Robert,William,Alexander,John and Paul.

>>18157083
>niggers fucking your wives?
this is /biz/ we are all vigin pajeet neets, we dont have wives sirs

Child labor laws don't apply to your own kids.

>>18157139
kek, I heard we're heading into a depression. the more kids the better. nothing like free labor.

>>18156783
If that price shocks you then you're not fit to reproduce anyway

>>18156656
also, if you have any money worth keeping, get some gold and leave for the country side.
picrelated is a reminder of what just happened. compare this chart to any other chart, crypto, stocks, whatever.

>>18156656
Run away.

>>18157235
not saying you should buy right now, but keep it in mind. next time you see a low (if there will be any), dont hesitate.

>>18156656
Plan B is like $50, 75 if you go name brand

I'm glad it was worth it retard.
Hope you enjoy being poor HAHAH.
Enjoy your blacked daughter or transexual son.

>>18156656
yes, gg