/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>18155276
the ideal woman body, maybe +10 pounds

>brrr
bears get fuk

Oil Bros fall in are we about to see a bounce because Iran's proxies tried to clap some Saudi cheeks?

This is now a bear thread

>>18155276
If you aren't loading up on F shares then you're a smoothbrain who hates money.

>>18155276
imagine her sitting on that white thing hnnnghggghhhh

>>18155302
Not unless they're serious about it and send more. Couple missiles intercepted followed by nothing is not going to help oil.

Are femboys gay /smg/? I have found myself not longing for a woman but a 3.14qtpie femboy that I can slam whenever I want

Am I gay?

how do we beat the entire market, get an infinite royal flush?

>>18155310
moooore

>>18155327
>Am I gay?
yes

>>18155327
yes, you are a faggot.

>>18155331
I'll post more when you start buying puts, bud

>>18155327
It's well established that traps are gay. You're gay.

>>18155336
is anon being gay priced in?

Does anyone have a preference between Canadian dividend ETFs? I'm looking at either CDZ or HAL, and also directly holding Brookfield and BMO

>>18155276
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

>>18155317
Do you think we will see a repeat of Iran stepping in and actually destroying Saudi fields if this war drags out?

>>18155353
>Canadian
No

It's going to be so green on monday it might turn blue

>>18155347
I only do credit spreads and covered calls.

>>18155364
Saudi air defense intercepted two missiles over the capital today. It might already be kicking off.

>>18155367
But how can it be green when it's going to look like a murder scene with blood on the streets?

>>18155364
I don't know. Middle east seems really reluctant to go full force on military engagements lately. Iran's #HardRevenge amounted to a handful of katyushas fired blind at various stuff in Baghdad. Weak sauce.

has bill peaked?

>>18155311
Might as well buy some Lehman Brothers shares while you're at it!

>>18155349
>>18155344
>>18155336
Are you saying you would not slam a cute femboy that looks like this?

Really?

>>18155389
Because the market smells money

>>18155361
bullish and priced in

>>18155393
"diarrhea death count website" got me so fucking good lmao

>>18155397
You're gay. Traps are gay, this was decided nearly a decade ago.

>>18155397
I would not, because that is gay.

>>18155327
am i a femboy

>>18155397
Well... when you put it like that.. I might slam him.
With a baseball bat.

>>18155397
Pendulum can you go back on your meds or just fucking kill yourself already?

>>18155393
no

>>18155396
Buy the damned shares!

>>18155426
Hello? Is this the basedball bat department?

Bullish and priced in.

>>18155393
>>18155434

He's becoming funnier every day as the boomer remover inevitably gets closer to him and the falling economy eats away at his savings.
His denial of reality will just get crazier by the day.

>>18155434
Based.

How many US deaths today?

>>18155434

coastal coofers need to learn hygene. Should spend more state tax money on coofing guides in NYC

>>18155420
>>18155421
>>18155426
I dont believe you. Im straight and Id slam it, youre lying to throw me off lmao
>>18155432
>pink id
fuck off fag

>>18155451
Doesn't matter

what does priced in mean

>>18155460
>Im straight
But you aren't because you would fuck a man.

>>18155451
1000

>>18155451
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

how can you honestly trade the market at all if you don't know this?

>>18155470
That the market has already taken it into account

anyone else trying to forget corona because of anxiety?

>>18155480
It's a nothing burger, the market will shrug it off.

ATTN: Index fund investors and Dip Buyers
a word from Mohamed A. El-Erian
(chief economic adviser at Alianz, former CEO and co-chief investment officer at PIMCO)

>if you’re in stocks, this i an opportunity for repositioning to higher quality
>Go up from buying the index into very strong balance sheets high cash, very low debt (coming due?)
>Regret minimization - going up in quality is a regret you can afford to make, staying in names that can default is not
>Making a mistake is highly likely in this environment

He's been right about this shit so far, and says we are most likely still in a downtrend.
More:
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-28/coronavirus-don-t-read-too-much-into-stocks-sudden-rebound

>>18155285
>ideal

>>18155460
Sounds like you must be desperate then. I have high standards and am only looking for wife material now, I don't really have any desires to fuck around.
Imagine not wanting to invest in a future with a family. Fucking around just wastes time and creates a shitty unsustainable lifestyle that will end very poorly.

>>18155470
big market maker guys already controlled the incoming price fluctuations for it

>>18155470
Stock market is anticipatory.

By the time news break people have already pre-priced it in based on probabilities. This means for analog information it can even go down on good news because the news was expected to be even better.

In this case the entire market is dominated by coronavirus predictions. It's basically just a game of predicting coronavirus (it really was this way by January but more people know it is now)

>>18155496
That's a man

>>18155470
means it wont move stock prices

>>18155496
Is it tucked in?

>>18155496
This must be a trick. I've always been told to buy ETFs.

>>18155393
>FlamboyantPinkriverdolphi(...).jpg
>>18155434
>EUO3xuRWoAA6qqE.png

Are we getting our screenshots from R*ddit or some shit now?

>>18155496
>Go up from buying the index into very strong balance sheets high cash, very low debt (coming due?)

anything I can use to screen for these and save myself a shitload of time?

>>18155480
>how can you honestly trade the market at all if you don't know this?
I dont. Its the weekend and Im lazy as fuck right now

>>18155477
haha yu all gon die and mexicans will inherit the land

>>18155525
nah, my sharex is just set up that way

>>18155508
In this case. Whatever the avg market prediction for coronavirus is at play. Even with bad news if it's better than that avg prediction we will go up.

likewise a surprise downside would make it go down.

on top of this you have normal market psychology making it chaotic day to day

bear monday

>>18155520
No but it's priced in

>>18155553
Bear trap monday

>>18155537
Look at Louisianan death toll numbers
36->18->?sunday

That ?sunday number will be very important for probabilistic expectations of seasonality

same with florida and other non-northeast state reporting

NE America/europe are not really warming up out of the predicted high R0 range of this virus yet

Everything is priced in, go long.

>>18155276
I really want to sleep with an Asian woman.

>>18155276

>>18155470
It's mostly faggotry. 'Priced in' in correct context is when a stock pumps on a rumor of good news but then doesn't react to the upside when the news is official.

>>18155529
docoh

>>18155570
>Everything is priced in, go long.
doesn't that mean you should short strangles?

>>18155276
How do I fuck this beauty?

>>18155570
pretty much. I'm going for the odds on seasonality vs market expectation. aka expecting a bullish april

>>18155566
I think we had around 500 deaths today. Maybe a 1000 till tuesday.

>>18155564
It’s a crab trap actually, fence sitters btfo

>>18155543
All the deaths are in New York.

>>18155496
I like this guy

>>18155475
Ass is an ass and mans ass is even better thanks to the prostate. You wouldnt fuck a woman in the ass?

>>18155586
I'm sorry but you can't. You need a BWC of at least 8 inches.

>>18155599
Yep.. NYC has the most similar culture to the hardest hit European areas

>>18155496
I don't see much value, from a risk/reward perspective, in attempting to trade anything other than the indexes with or without leverage or options during high volatility periods. The last thing you want is to get stuck in a thing that DOESN'T move up (or down) with the index like you think it ought to.

>>18155604
You fuck butts? You are a faggot.

>>18155583
i meant like not look into one company at a time

>>18155566
Counting deaths like that makes no sense. Since those deaths come from people already sick. The weather might affect infectivity but it won't affect the death rate of those already sick. Deaths should keep going up as cases go up and then slow down a few days after the cases slow down.

>>18155613
Its literally population and population density.
Like 90% of statistics

>>18155619
quality like NVDA is already back to february levels

>>18155570
I’m gonna bust out some Put Credit spreads on Monday I think.

>>18155352
couldn't you get the same result by selling a small amount of stock every quarter it's up (paying yourself a "dividend")?

>>18155630
this retard is trying to establish a pattern from two days of deaths without controlling for any other factors, don't argue with him

>>18155647
What would you spend the "dividend" on? Buying in again?

>>18155608
>tfw only 6

>>18155630
it does actually

New Orleans had weather very inhospitable (probabilistic) to the virus after Mardi Gras, almost a hard switch.

So to see this change the death count experiencing an unknown hard decrease would be expected.

cases is reliant on testing bottlenecks

If the problem is exponential a decrease in death counts for a few days is pretty positive evidence.

>>18155631
I like how cuomo thinks wide cities in texas and the west coast are going to get hit exactly like the vertical shithole that is new york

>>18155647
Has anyone done a backtest of selling regularly in to strength on index positions then squirrelling that money aside to buy every time index drops 5% with continued buying every 5% it keeps going down? I'm curious if it beats something like a 2x over long term.

>>18155460
Oh trust me, those posters will most definitely throw you off if they can...

>>18155442
>bullying the mentally ill

JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?

>>18155647
If you sell your stocks you can’t sell covered calls.

>>18155713
I’m looking for a nice selloff to increase my exposure to kinky bipolar or borderline thots.

CLEAN IT UP KEK

>>18155529
also wondering this

>>18155680
I fear for three areas.
Number 1 is the highly populated areas like NYC or Chicago
Number 2 are the poor suburbs and ruins like Detroit.
Number 3 are the rural areas with more older people and less hospitals.

Cities like Denver or Albany will be fine imo

t. No idea, just my thoughts

>>18155713
>celebrating mental illness and forcing it onto others

>>18155755
that's the definition of this thread

>>18155745
Is this bullish and priced in?

>>18155745
>>18155730
retard?

>>18155748
Literally doesn't matter. All priced in. Who cares about NYC and Chicago people who can afford to live in those places deserve death.

>>18155680
Here are the stats for Alberta is you're interested in what outbreak looks like so far is widely spread out cities. Majority of cases are Calgary and Edmonton, both have Texas-like suburban creep at the city limits. Disregard the most recent bar in the chart as the stats officially for the day always go up the following report day.

>>18155755
ROMAN RVLES CVCK

Reminder that all the new shitposters are transplants from other boards because the volatility makes it interesting.
Reminder that the VIX is literally the shitpost index.

>>18155789
>VIX is literally the shitpost index
Excellent theory.

>>18155675
Less deaths would also mean less cases, but Louisiana had 100 more cases today. The only way your argument makes sense is if Louisiana can only test 500 people and yesterday there were 50% more cases undetected compared to today, but if anything testing capacity goes up and people don't recover instantly.

>>18155789
based

https://twitter.com/GileadSciences/status/1244015426733928449

Gilead has been working at unprecedented speed to enroll patients in clinical trials of our investigational treatment for COVID-19. Multiple studies are ongoing & we are on track to have initial data in the coming weeks. Read more from our Chairman & CEO:

>>18155789

>>18155789
>shitty vix meme
>names it SPX
>clearly has no idea there is an actual SPX
You're a legitimate newfag lmao.

>>18155755
welcome to 4chan enjoy your stay

>>18155831

>>18155831
Do you know how hard it is to find a three letter acronym not already taken by an index somewhere?
I'm welcome for other suggestions.

Why buy anything right now? Why even hold. Just rebuy in 1-2 years for 75% off. Really retarded to DCA right now.

>>18155862
It's the S&P 500... it's a major index... bro... you just posted cringe.

>>18155864
>Really retarded to DCA right now.
DCA is always your friend.

>>18155870
>not getting the joke
Boomer?

Are people underrating Apple? They have 100% brand recognition globally, a premium status no matter what shit they do, and more money than Egypt

>>18155887

>>18155864
>why even hold
To sell covered options to degenerate gamblers like you.

>>18155864
If you really believe that, you should put your money where your mouth is and bet all your money on LEAPS for the S&P500.

>>18155896
>retarded and a coomer poster
It took like 5 fucking minutes to prove the thesis.

>>18155862
POO

>>18155619
retard. what are you even trying to say.

>>18155923
2/10 bait

>>18155910
is selling covered OTM calls literally free money?

>>18155547
Neat!

>>18155361
>I have CMA and CPA
Sounds like you're the one who doesn't know what they are doing.

>>18155925
hehe

>>18155925
This'll do

>buy share
>put sell order for share +5 higher
>broker doesn't allow me
how can stock go up if no can sell for higher price?

>>18155896
sorry you were actually the retarded one in that exchange bud

>>18155925
Poster of Outside Origin ($POO) index

>>18155923
Imagine being THIS new

>>18155953
No no no I take it back. Imagine being THIS new.

>>18155917

But then you have some sort of time decay. If you are a conservative investor, then just wait until 2022 at least and buy your stocks when they are going to be down >50% from here. If shit is still bad then, you can just wait another few years until the depression is over. Another benefit of just holding is that you can live off the cash which you'll probably need in the upcoming depression.

>>18155390
They were firing those at the US, not the KSA

>>18155889
Their entire profit model is selling gucci overpriced hardware. FANG (the other A) all have diverse revenue strategies. Facebook is booming with everyone staying inside. Amazon is booming with everyone getting shit delivered and AWS is churning hard with internet entertainment. Netflix is cheap entertainment for bored people stuck inside, and Microsoft has Azure and Teams, which are both being used hard by businesses desperate to stay operational with a remote workforce.
But Apple relies on people buying expensive things, and that's about it. Nobody is buying a new phone right now. Expect bad earnings for a few quarters at least. They won't die, but it will be rough. The dip to buy for them is several months out at least.

>>18155889
People might be able to buy shit with their first check but after that everyone will be too broke to buy anything apple.

>>18155619
Are you talking about trading?
He’s not advising traders, he’s talking to investors.

I like a lot of the companies in the Dow, but I don’t want to own fucking Walgreens. Or right now, even 3M. I don’t want to invest in a bright future for dow chemical, American Express, or Caterpillar.

Yeah the shit companies will be removed and the best will be added to the indices, and the index funds will be rebalanced to reflect that change, but they’ll be held down by low quality companies, especially if they default.

>>18155330
Explain pic

>>18155889
Once we bottom I will buy in.
Stacy and Steve love their iPhone garbage like Dr. Schmidt loves his rolex and Persians love white BMWs.
They are safe investments.

They got hit pretty hard by all of this so Id buy more than lets say NVDA or AMD, who refuse to drop.

Is Q being real priced in? Ellen is now watching Q videos on his/her phone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cgku1Kg57A

>>18156116
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multivector

pls tell me monday will green

we're proper buggered aren't we

>>18155361
>educated fool btfo because someone that discovered options 2 months ago had the balls to pull the trigger while you, knowing the right call, were too paralyzed by the risk to make a move

>>18156133
Yeah bro deep state agent Fauci released the virus to bring down Trump

>>18156133
>that thumbnail
jeez
is this designed to appeal to schizophrenic and schizoaffective brains?

>>18156160
bloody well right

>>18156169
It’s pasta from 2014 you fucking nonce stop replying

>orange clown pussies out at the slightest hint of resistance.

My blood test came back and I've got a good plasma because of my exposure to sars. Shit I'm immune to this shit already.

>>18156156
I can also tell you that my parents are proud of me and that you are loved.
But why lie?

>>18156183
Bullish and priced in. Simple as.

Kek

>>18156156
probably not
slow descent from here until end of april

>>18156183
What? Kek'd. I thought they wanted Trump to do shit like this?

>>18156181
>being so new that he tries to protect newfags from the filter

>>18156199
Kek

>>18156199

>>18156229
anything trump does is bad, literalyl doesn't matter what it is

the politics didn't end

>>18155397
But where would I put my peepee?

>>18156199
>>18156237
why was this retard so fanatical about this random ass penny stock anyway

>>18156061
>Are you talking about trading?
yes

>>18156199
>phoneposter
Your post has already been discarded.

people are so weak. like seriously it's like left right lung, i've got the antibodies for this shit like lmao. damn it's like not even making people puke. like how can you puke while on a ventilator? dumbasses ain't got shit on me. fuck cuomo, fuck deblasio and god bless donald trump. god bless jews, jannies and niggers. wait no.... fuck niggers, and godbless america!

even TMZ covering switch craze
https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/28/nintendo-switch-sold-out-animal-crossing-gamestop-amazon/

>>18156262
i usually put my pee in the toilet
unless I mess up

generally peeing on trees or rocks out in nature is my #1 favorite

Is DISNEY a good long term hold for the next 5 years?

It'd be really fucking funny if SNSS actually mooned one day after SNSS capitulates

>>18156282
are you sealed in your house
are you going to try and flee the quarantine, or are you going to stay in the containment zone and starve?

>>18155949
Explain.
Who would buy those calls?

>>18156291
i usually just pee into water. it's like you don't even have to whip it out, just get waist deep and go like a girl.

>>18156337
some idiot from r/wsb

>>18156308
the k-pop band? girl's generation because of mandatory military service for men?

>>18155420
Traps being gay was priced in a long time ago

>>18155789
>just ignore that the only people who came to /biz/ before this just spammed shit coin threads
Wow man, having real conversation is such a drag. Wish we could just go back to simpler times when we just shilled shit coins to each other.

>>18156308
sorry i was thinking snsd.... sorry again

>>18155327
Most assuredly gay, go long on a d*ck

>>18155949
About as close as you can get, yeah. As long as your cost basis for the stock is lower than the strike price of the call option there’s no real way to lose money.

>>18156282
Stop drinking, you have enough health problems as is you dumb tripnigger.

M1 or TD Ameritrade?

>>18156394
TD

>>18156394
IB or bust

>>18156301
probably good, but honestly it really depends on how this whole thing shakes out. Are we going to have a new world, where people don't go to themeparks and cruises and movie theatres at all?

Will this be solved? We never got a SARS-1 vaccine, so it's unknown if we'll get an effective SARS-2 vaccine.

We need to be considering the possibility that this is something that is around for good.

>>18156286
AAAAAAAAA
WTF!!
WHY DIDN'T I BUY THE DIPPP!!!
Still got a bunch of NTDOY shares... but fuck
I didn't have the nerve to buy that crash in the japanese economy, or the semiconductor crash as well.

>>18155789
kek very true

>>18156183
>allowing your enemies to hang themselves
The incompetence of liberal city politicians is on full display here.

>>18156301
yea. Their recent Disney+ venture will be huge

>>18156183
>NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOMS FOR MORE SECURITY JUST LIKE AMERICAN VALUES AND OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WANTED
When did /pol/ turn into unamerican traitors?

>>18156277
>NO YOU CANT POST FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR RECLINER & THE CONVENIENCE OF YOUR PHONE!!! YOU NEED TO POST FROM A BULKY COMPUTER!!!

>>18155327
Kill yourself faggot

>>18156394
TD

I just bought a fuckton if NCLH

SNSS Pajeet still post or did you guys laugh him outta here? God what an absolute blunder

>>18156491
Liberals have been screaming for Trump to do this for weeks, but suddenly when hes about to do it, they changed their "mind".
"Muh /pol/ boogieman" only wants happenings.
Just remember:
>Orange man? BAD!

>>18156499
If you're posting from an Android then I'll take it back, if Apple then my statement stands are you're an even bigger faggot

>>18156394
Td, but considering a switch to IB

This general has very rapidly become /pol/ trash...

>>18156491
/pol/ isn't libertarian, and even if they were there is no one on /pol/ libertarian enough to say "stop infringing my rights!" during a nuclear attack of the continental US. That's pretty much what we're looking at, a nuke on a major city except distributed proportionally throughout the entire country. Your rights don't mean shit at the end of the world retard.

>>18156576
It's always dogshit on weekends, newfag.

>>18156536

holy shit why?

>>18156576
Good, cuteposting tranny faggots can go make a stonks general on /lgbt/

>>18156549
Happens to all biomemes
He could have had a sensible limit at -10% once he reached 1$. He didnt and now he can never show his face again.

>>18156427
>>18156564
sell me on IB

whys it better than TD

>>18156595
Hey, I made money on it from a higher price. Just sell it the moment it's green.

>Americans will cheer on nuking themselves
What's wrong with these evil bugmen? No wonder the entire world hates mutts. They're literally insane

>>18156156
It might not be but if it's red I don't expect a hard drop, if it's green I do expect a decent pump.

>>18155276
boom boom slap slap squirt hehe me want smell

>>18156641
Monday might test whether QE or horrible coronavirus news is stronger. If it's big green, I'm going full Ackman, no hedges, god save the Fed and ride the inflation up. If it's big red, we're going down another 30%.

>>18156635
it's just the loud mouthed faggots, it always is

Look at all these new pieces of shit who aren't even talking about anything to do with business, finance, or stocks. They always talk about us vs. them and how bad the other team is.

Worst kind of people. No independence. Groupthink at it's worst.

>>18156592
Are you retarded? It's much better on weekends

>>18156612
If what he was saying is true, couldn't he have actually made 3 or 4 grand by dumping it at $1? Everytime ONTX has a pump I always slice off the profit and stuff it into something useful. Can't understand why people put their hopes and dreams on the memes (though you gotta admire the stones that Fat Green Bags guy has for moving as hard as he did into ONTX).

>>18156678

How do I short /lgbt/ and /mlp/?

>>18156629
wait no I'm dum those numbers are CDN

>>18156678
>thread moves slow as fuck
>more off-topic bullshit
>usually filled with underage fags since no school (although this is now all the time since schools are closed)
>drunk losers like Baggie more likely to show up since they have no one else to talk to while drinking
>"better"

>>18156719
you should have been shorting america since 2008 brah

>>18156712

>>18156576
on Monday it'll be business as usual

>there are people in this very thread who have never seen baggies dick in .jpg form

its like you people dont even know how to weekend /smg/ post

Back to /smg/ stuff.
The VIX closed at 65.
It is still in the stratosphere.
Discuss.

>>18156595
It’ll go way up when things go back to normal

so now that restaurants will close down, is this the perfect time to open a restaurant?

>>18156741
weekday /smg/ the past couple weeks is just OOOOOOOO and AAAAAAAAA posting. The threads last like 30 minutes and there's always 5 up.

Ok faggots, I've saved up about $6k.

Going to start out just investing $1k on some shit on Robin Hood. I'm a zero experience stock gambler, but I'm an architectural engineer so I have a decent grasp of maths.

Is buying penny stocks a meme?

>>18156812
I saw the dick

>>18156830
It will continue to go up if indices die and dump if indices recovers.. that's about it

>>18155823
how much yall think these studies pay?

>>18156854
>Robin Hood
don't use this reddit app

>>18156854
>Is buying penny stocks a meme?
yes

>>18156741

How to fix the entire investment community, New Federal Reserve rule: you MUST have 100 shares of anything you buy options for, i.e. ALL options must be covered, naked puts and calls are now banned.

Takes out all this bulls vs. bears stupid trolling shit, takes out all these people scamming showing impossible gains and getting people to join their rooms for 150 a month, stops all the crappy internet forums posts, people will go back to sharing cool stock tips and instead of being competitive, we become cooperative with each other.

>>18156179
i have seen her in person at restaurant i used to work at .. her skin was rubbery it was honestly very weird

>>18156854
Buy dividend blue chip stocks across a wide variety of industries. Never sell. Ever. Just keep buying shares every two weeks with your wagie paycheck. Play with options if you want to speculate.

>>18156873
not enough for a new set of lungs

>>18156840
>>weekday /smg/ the past couple weeks is just OOOOOOOO and AAAAAAAAA posting
more like the past month or so at this point

>>18156860
>I was the one the dick was a reply to
exciting stuff

i still listen to Hootie and not the blowfish

>>18156854
Do not use robinhood, use TD Ameritrade.
Here are some stocks to choose from:
FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
TSLA
SWKS
MCD
SBUX
KO
BIP
BAM
O
BER
NEE
CVX
XOM
CCL
DAL
UBER
LMT
NOC
RTN

>>18156854
>Robin Hood
You already lost all your money retard.

>>18156742
What a waste.

>>18156917
more?

>>18156834
Maybe get everything lined up and ready, and day one of the quarantine being over should be amazing

>>18156937
Does TD let NEETs trade options?

>>18156970
Yes.

>>18156970
no, use robinhood

>>18155276
There won't be a New York Quarantine

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/28/nyregion/coronavirus-new-york-update.html

>>18156854
>Is buying penny stocks a meme?
Very much so, but a lot of start out flipping them before moving on to other, more proven commodities. If you have 6k, buy 2k worth of things you know the financials are good (or at the very least stable). I look back and wish I would've done this from the start, and I only started in October. But we all live and learn

>>18157003
>the chad Cuomo
>the beta Trump

>>18157003
>article blocked unless you sign up
What the fuck? Can these "news" websites just go out of business already?

>>18156854
starting now is more of a gamble than stocks in of itself.

many companies will fail rent next week and it'll have ripple effects. there are also legitimate suggestions about corona lasting for as long as two years and new york might be placed in hard quarantine (instead of the current "suggested quarantine").

also don't think for a second companies with over 10% yield won't lower their dividends

>>18157033
First sign they actually arw

>>18157033
>>18157003
use something like
archive(dot)today
for these
>>18157003
someones always a little slow...

>>18156951
there's a whole internet out there!

>>18157025
Bretty good advice
Normally I'd say start with ~10k in the index funds, but I think El-Erian is right.

Seriously considering selling my VTSAX for something more quality oriented

>>18157003
Is his logic that he wants to open up himself when he want to eventually instead of having to wait Trump. I don't see how NYC can be saved without a quarantine.

People take investment advice from this guy?
kek

TD or IB?

Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

>>18156831

lmao its going to $0

>>18157003
>Confirmed cases 124.217
>Total deaths 2.185

>>18157071
it never reached 18k though.

How 2 long anime girl thighs in tights?
>>18156831
that may never happen...

>>18157075
Then fiat money is worthless anyways.

>>18157067
The deaths/cases in NYC and Florida is just about the same. But just like Trump percentages don't mean anything it's all about big numbers and small numbers.

>>18156854
just buy options now since the market is so volitile. There are certain companies that will certainly go down in the near future so bet on their price decreasing. Think of what will become more valuable as the truth of the coronavirus dawns on everyone

>>18157090
The dow reached 18k in March 2015. IDIOT!

>>18157103

Tons of companies go to zero all the time, especially in recessions.

>>18156854

99% of penny stocks will go to zero. They are like shitcoins. So never buy them unless you have a real strategy as to why.

>>18157115
It doesn't work like that the stocks that pumped most this week were the most likely to go bankrupt because they knew the government would be buying alongside them.

>Using a thumbnail so horribly compressed you can't even see the stripes

Fuck you, OP.

Worldometer count for today just concluded with 525 deaths in the US. How many in the next 24 hours?

>>18157153
based.

>>18157130
not the Dow 30... that would mean something real bad happened...

>>18157173
Over 9000

>>18157173
Depends on what NY will be doing doing since almost all the tests are there. The rest of the states just have a "harder than last year" flu season.

>>18157179
what is this from? i need to coom

>>18157079
ye point?

>>18157239
saucenao.com says https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80121015

>>18157271
thnks mate. ive been trying to start only cooming to 2d girls. ive never really been into hentai or anything so dont know much about it or where to start looking

>>18157153
Gross

>>18157239
If you can't figure it out from using a reverse image search, you may want to stop cooming for a bit. You might need that mental edge.

>>18157281

Is next week going to start red to make it "believable"?

what's up with the DAX
no correlation at all with the country itself
seems to mimic s&p or dow
sometimes goes ballistic for no reason, dumps -10% or moons +10% with no real explanation

>>18157323
I am anticipating a red monday yes.

>>18157330
Every country's index just lags $SPY.

>>18156903
Thanks m8, advice on app? I have a laptop, just travel a lot it's easier to fuck with my phone. Fuck blebbit btw.
>18156916
>wagie
Uh yeah I'm a professional and got a very laid back comfy small business I work at.
>>18156937
Ok, but first one is faceberg? Fuck that. Apple and alphabet? Nah man fuck pajeet programming scams, even if they are government funded.
>>18156939
Actually no, I'm waiting to connect my back to them, so I've lost nothing.
>>18157025
Ok thanks
>>18157035
Ok, I thought right now after a crazy crash is a good time. Everything's gonna be back to full speed Easter.
>>18157115
Gamble on failures? Eh, maybe if I pay attention and see one of the big dogs doing it and follow along with their insider knowledge.
>>18157141
Ok thanks m8

My entire strategy for next month is literally whether or not monday will be green.

I am betting it is, but if it's not then I'm selling all my fucking longs and doing a big motherfucking short.

fucking oil better bounce back these bags are getting heavy

>>18157335
Man I hope so. I think I’m gonna buy some GE 12/31 Calls

>>18157356
>Ok, but first one is faceberg? Fuck that. Apple and alphabet? Nah man fuck pajeet programming scams, even if they are government funded.
You are trying to make money... right?

Why does Tiddie Ameritrade get shit ratings?

>>18157366
not for a while. production ramping still has to really get going.

>>18157383
fuggggggggggggggggggggg

>>18157356
>Actually no, I'm waiting to connect my back to them, so I've lost nothing.
Let me spell it out for you, retard. DO NOT USE ROBIN HOOD!

>>18157380
Because zoomers and millenials think it’s boomer shit. They’re right but it’s good boomer shit.

>>18157330
DAX is just the SP500 with extra steps.
When the American markets are closed it doesnt know what to do and runs around like a headless chicken.

If you want to see how the VW stock will move then do not look at VW, look at Ford.

How retarded is it to go all in on TVIX now

>>18156728
w also rapes you when you convert cad to usd. its essentially how they make money on their platform. no fees to buy or sell, just fees to convert.

you get charged a premium to convert on the way in
you get charged a premium to convert to cash out

trade tsx

>>18157365
what r u gunna short?
I think if this pump doesnt stop ima take a loss on my sqqq and sdow.

>>18157366
No chance unless """"""rebels""""" blow up a pipeline and a tanker and rebel team six corpses are shown on TV, as they tried to bomb the Suez canal.

>>18157398
>When the American markets are closed it doesnt know what to do and runs around like a headless chicken.
lol pretty much when you check futures and what happens at us markets opening

>>18157371
I don't think it's going to be a dramatic fall, but, I do see us deleveraging right now, yes.

NEW! @_@

>>18157432

>>18157432

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>>18157153
Thanks niznog

>>18157379
Yeah but I think these companies just fucking blow ass and they will swindle to something else if they need to

>>18157389
Ok fuck, why?
I'm downloading Ameritrade btw

>>18157418
I want this to happen but at the same time I don't. Just because I'm sick of seeing conflict in the middle east

>>18157399
Do you think the market is going to tank?

>>18157356
>Everything's gonna be back to full speed Easter
that's the gamble you're doing. this thing could drag out for months or even years. or be over before summer.

also if it does get over with before summer there's an expected second wave that will hit in autumn so you want to be prepared to sell before that and then buy back in later at lower prices

myself i expect more -10% days in the coming weeks and it'll be tempting to buy in on every one

>>18157464
It could, if Trump decides to go with the NYC quarantine anyways... or if Trump gets the virus... or if a war breaks out somewhere
Nothing too unreasonable

>>18157365
This but inverse, Monday is J Pow's day of reckoning. If he survives it, I sell my shorts and go long.

>>18157459
Thats fine, just don't use robin hood. They are unreliable, poor support, and bad practices.
They used to be good since they had no commission fee, but now everyone does commission free trading.

>>18157365
What's the importance of next monday?

>>18157405
Yeah but it's 1.5% each way it's not awful

I hope the virus uh peaks and starts dieing off soon, may would be cool. 394 cases now. 64 of them have recovered. 9 have died. We're also under a tornado watch now (yeah I'm right in the range of it to). Fuck.

>>18157519
hurricane season is around the corner for floridafags

Amazon.com Inc. AMZN
Visa Inc. Class A V
Home Depot Inc. HD
Cisco Systems Inc. CSCO
Adobe Inc. ADBE
Nvidia Corp. NVDA
Abbott Laboratories ABT
Chevron Corp. CVX
McDonald's Corp. MCD
Gilead Sciences Inc. GILD
Linde PLC LIN
Mondelez International Inc. Class A MDLZ
British American Tobacco PLC BATS
ServiceNow Inc. NOW

What do you think of the "Jeffries List"?

>>18157536
>No KO
Its shit.

>>18156620
They'll try to keep you from using options and complex financial instruments, which of you could just use would invariably ruin you. It's easily the least Jewish broker.

>>18157330

>>18156976
>>18156978
Which is it then

>>18157436
NYC id
Bullish

>>18157536
where are the rest?
according to https://www.marketwatch.com/story/you-can-be-practically-stealing-quality-stocks-now-according-to-jefferies-2020-03-23
there should be 47 of them

>>18157397
Think or Swim is good but it's UI needs work it's inconsistent as fuck. 30 million ways to BUY 100 SHARES RIGHT NOW WITH TWO CLICKS. And I feel like I am always forgetting how to just fucking set a goddamn buy in price or see my positions

>>18157610
Robinhood is great for everything besides charts

just use tradingview for free for charts and youll be great

>>18158328
>goes down for two trading days in a row
idk man

>>18155393
Nobody tell him that all 1.8 million was in India.