/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18148185
>>18148213
How likely is my gamble to pay off? And how long would it take, two weeks??

first for bagholding sqqq
fuck the fed

>tfw 10x longed boeing at 94 dollars

>>18148246
The longer it takes the more fucked you are.
It either pays off fast or it doesn't.

>>18148217
If you aren't loading up of Ford shares you're admitting you like not making money.

>>18148217
I hope the dead cat bounce last another week

>>18148265
Suuuuuuuuure you did

So with the market being so far detached from reality I guess they really will try and force us into a bull market. They are losing their chance to a panic selloff as everybody is just confused and will just leave options and go back to holding stock. We have the worst news and the market is pumping, meaning there won't be a panic catalist big enough to bring us down next week.

>>18148217
>USA HAS NOW OVER 105 000 CORONA PEOPLE
USA HAS NOW OVER 105 000 CORONA PEOPLE
>USA HAS NOW OVER 105 000 CORONA PEOPLE
USA HAS NOW OVER 105 000 CORONA PEOPLE

USA USA USA #1

>>18148276
>loading up on a company that was downtrending for years before the virus, during one of the greatest bullruns in history

Shouldn't this be worse than 2008? 2008 was irresponsible money shit, this is the world workforce shutting the fuck down and basically ripping the face off of 11 years worth of irresponsible money shit on the way down. Why are people saying this is like 2008?

>>18148284
The real sell off happens when there are better options for liquidity. Which, for right now, there aren't any.

>>18148290
We heard you the first time Hillary.

>>18148290
The USA infection per capita is actually very low, as is the death rate.

>>18148276
Ford trucks are made in china. Buy American made Toyotas.

>>18148290
>>18148313
>Its a conspiracy to stop trump! MIGA!

>>18148251
SQQQ brethren, this week will be our week

>>18148305
>he thinks it’s coincidence for the indexes to top out at the same time as 2000 dot com bubble
>he blames it on 2008 financial crisis

Anyone tracking the "conspiracy" about r/wsb right now?

>>18148317
That's just it though, while American factories struggle with Covid Chinese factories will be operating.

can someone explain to me why SMG is the only thread worth it's salt on this board?

>>18148302
>not loading up on a company in the middle of a strategic shift to grab more market share while the price is kneecapped by dividend suspension
Have your own birdhouse head wojack retard

>>18148334
cryptard NEETs and raiding trannies desu senpai

>>18148334
The other threads are pajeets shilling scam coins

>>18148334
Because 90% of the other threads on /biz/ are pajeets shilling their shitcoins for a gay pump and dump

>>18148334
Because crypto is a Nu-Age Ponzi Scheme. Some of the ideas behind it, like block chain, are fascinating. But it is also a "currency" during good times. The real test will be during the bad.

>>18148290
Yeah I'm sorry but it's actually people of corona to you

>>18148329
But Ford also sucks. Toyota will be made here, which would be encouraged, and Toyota is a the "affordable, reliable brand" which you'll want in the depression. But if we a are really talking depression, then I want a used car.

>>18148334
Saturday /SMG/ threads are the best threads of the week.

I didnt sell on thursday. Going to kms

>>18148339
Whatever you gotta tell yourself. See you at $2

>>18148334
Ponzi scheme nuMoney tokens fights for a spot high enough to lick BTC's asshole

>>18148376
indeed. When the market is open the threads move too fast.

bros which board on 4chan has the highest liquidity?

I think I’m gonna load up on Wendy’s and MGM if we’re bullish in premarket. If I’m wrong, fine, I have some cheap puts that expire Friday

Has BRK been making moves or still sitting in cash? I've been itching to see a SEC filing from them over the past month

I am financially ruined.

>>18148327
>"conspiracy"
Faked screenshots? I think Wsbgod their big golden boy was caught faking stuff too.

>>18148334
Its really the only active general thread on /biz/. Rest are hit and run shill threads on shitcoins.

>>18148415
What a timeline we would be in, if the SEC got involved with a gosh darn reddit board for pumping and dumping

>>18148396
Buying Wendys at sub $8 would've been a steal. Completely regret not buying alot of shares when I had full opportunity to

how to short american health industry

>>18148395
Probably /o/

>>18148435
I really hope the SEC has better things to do

>no war on oil

>>18148395
/k/ or /out/

>>18148441
Yeah but they were trending up before the crash and, honestly, it’s still a fine time to buy. Let’s get in there. I managed to snag some mgm at 8 but I wish I had more

>>18148456
they're busy suing shitcoins so no, not really.

>>18148445
CURE is a 3x leveraged healthcare bull ETF

>>18148457
The war is already over Clownpiece, prices will fall to around $15 before the big banks go long.

>>18148384
Not even bagholding it I just think it's not the worst investment for the next few years. The new broncos will sell like hotcakes

>>18148496
The demographic that will buy broncos are part of the same demographic that have minimal savings and will soon be under water for not paying rent/mortgages.

I do think F will be OK if you're going long, but don't expect the Bronco to be their saving grace

AYYY WHERE WAS THAT ANON WHO SAID TO INVEST IN PEST CONTROL COMPANIES YESTERDAY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b0Okj94znc

GET IN ON A THE RAT RUSH

>>18148317
Ford trucks are made in kentucky
>>18148290
Still 1,000 less dead than 9/11

>>18148496
Not to mention someone other than Tesla getting into EV trucks. Tesla isn't a brand known for trucks, Ford is. Cybertruck appeals to avant garde types, EV F150 appeals to people who like traditional truck styling but want to step into the future. Ford appeals to boomers with money, cybertruck appeals to zoomers. Not to mention the partnership with Rivian.

>>18148540
This. There is a lot of speculation they may delay it for a while. Launching a new SUV into a recession is fools errand.

Hey lads does anyone have that side by side of the chart from the 1929 bull trap and yesterday's?

does anyone else feel bored during the weekends :(

i want to trade the stonks

>>18148604
Yes but I’m trying to enjoy it (I should spend less time staring at digital numbers honestly). Reading on the porch now, rather nice

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/27/coronavirus-cramer-says-investors-should-not-bet-against-science.html

>>18148276
>If you aren't loading up of Ford shares you're admitting you like not making money.
>>18148496
>doesnt have shares

>>18148543
Holy shit that was me!

>>18148618

that does sound quite relaxing actually. unfortunately pouring rain for me

>>18148305
2008 was like a hurricane that ripped through your house now you have a bigger house but we’re in the eye of storm and it’s picking up speed

>>18148626
Get a pot of tea/coffee and a movie going—can’t go wrong

>>18148543
I can't find any stock tickers for rodent control companies!

>>18148622
Testing can be deployed earlier and find active cases (for quarantine or treatment) and recovered cases (to be integrated back into the work force) before a vaccine can be developed and deployed on a global basis.
I don't know what the boomer fascination with vaccines are when those would likely come about after it would have done much good. The quarantines could much more selective and focused (and less economically disruptive) if we knew who the hell had, didn't have, or was developing symptoms of the virus.
The virus seems to slowly mutate but may be resistant to weather effects which might mean we don't have the second hump typically seen in the flu as it rotates between hemispheres.

>>18148217
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

The pump is being primed. See you next week.

>>18148604
>pick a stock
>go to some random day on whatever timeframe you like
>go through the day candle by candle, analyzing what price is doing for each and whether you'd enter a trade, or what you'd do if you're currently in a trade, where your stop loss would be, etc.

it's a fun game and you can do it any time. keeps your skills sharp.

>hyperdeflation
>hyperinflation
>brrrrrrrrrrrrr
>The Fed
>support
>resistance
>retracement
>priced in
>buy and hold
>dividends
>retirement
My personal favorite
>priced in

Any other memes I'm forgetting?

>>18148707
>priced in
I cope with spamming priced in just to piss others off because it is pissing me off very hard in reality. I hate kikes so fucking much

>>18148707
Bull trap

>>18148681
i just buy the dip blindly and never sell. it's worked out bretty ok

>>18148689
what's this mean I should do?

>>18148681
When stock hit bottom bollinger bandy, soon it expandy

>>18148493
Who won?

>>18148674
$SERV owns terminix, they do rodents and other pests. dont know of any others

>>18148681
Stocks are closed so much of the out of board shitposters are gone. Can't wait for VIX to go down, in whatever direction, so that we see less of those shitposters. They won't stick around for +/- 20 swing days.
>>18148731
It's a copypasta.

>>18148707
>snib snab
>getting cocky
>ooooooooooooooooooooo
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

>>18148707
>stagflation
>Jerome
>buy high sell low

>>18148674
someone suggested a chemical ticker

>>18148251
spxs bagholder reporting in

Sometimes timing is everything. When the housing market just went into the shit (along with about everything else) I decided to strike. Ended up practically stealing a nice 3 bed, 1 & 1/2 bath, with a basement,garage and nice rear deck. Nice sized yard and totally redone main level. Previous owners had the bright idea of making the basement some sort of entertainment movie room, they half assed the electrical and didn't get far into this project when they decided to sell it. So after beating them over the head with it (the electrical) I got an even better deal. My mortgage is only 400 a month.

>>18148314
Still more cases than China

USA USA USA!! #1

Which mega-caps have the most cash right now? So far I'm tracking AAPL and MSFT.

Good morning fellow retards.
How do we survive the coming collapse of the dollar?

>>18148815
Berkshire Hathaway has tons of cash reserves, they’ll be looking to pick up some of these companies that go under

>>18148487
Based, puts on CURE it is.

>>18148806
Nice blog faggot

PRICED IN is not a meme, it's the truth

>>18148870
kek

>>18148823
First you faggots need to make up your mind. Deflation or Inflation, what awaits the dollar?

>>18148895
Efficient market theory is one of the easily disprovable classic theories that exist. It's why priced in is a meme here. It is just confirmation bias.

>>18148912
Both?

>>18148912
Massive, biblical deflationary short squeeze on the USD followed by massive inflation as the global reserve currency is dumped for something else

>>18148753
I think the rats will chew their way into restaurants, and owners are going to find their shit infested when they return. Pest control is going to be in hot demand. Rats can chew through just about anything, but their is no reason to try that hard when restaurants dump dinner out in bags every night. Who handles the bulk of NYC/Major metro pest control or supplies the product? THE YEAR OF THE RAT I TELL YOU! I didn't take my own advice on clorox 3 weeks ago, and I'm on the fucking rat train now!

>>18148770
What chemicals companies?

How will this affect stocks?

Rip stock market.

>>18148984
Not the heckin Tri state area NOOOO

>>18148984
>>18148988
Already priced in since Feburary

>>18148707
Clack clack clack, though " oh no bear/bull bros we were to cocky" was my favorite.

>>18148994
> ....Sir, they priced it in.
> .....
> Then price eet out.
> And domp eet.

>>18148729
Everyone knows.
Everytime line goes up you seethe that it’s brrrr or Jerome or jews. It’s unsettling how simplistic you think. Should have been lurking and reading investopedia.

>>18148988
glad i already made my trip to treehouse brewco yesterday

>>18148988
BUY THE DIP

>>18148758
It’s a newfag filter, newfag.

>>18149027
> Yes.
> I bought the dip.

How do I short my ex gf?

>>18148988
I can't wait for Monday.

>>18149048
ha ha
yes
stupid bull

>>18148988
But this just a consideration, but if it does go through I could'nt think of a better time for buying 10x leverage put. Am I wrong with this?

>>18148251
tfw ran out of money so couldnt even average down on price below 24$

Is Dupont the ultimate contrarian buy or should I load up on AMC?

>>18149051
Date a shortstack.

>>18148984
Haven't they been in quarantine for a while already? What will change when the president does it? I thought what the governors did was basically the same

>>18149020
He will get bored and eventually head back to /pol/

>>18149103
>should I load up on AMC?

>>18149087
No, you arent wrong. Unless they use this as a reason to shut down the market. I think they are remote anyway at the NYSE and its all bots anyway but they could push for it to shut down.

>>18149126
sorry but wasn't NY already kinda shut down already?

>>18149100
I'm averaged at just under 21 at this point. Should i go all in? What price should i sell if it surges?

>>18149150
Not really, there is a stay at home order, a lock down, and a quaratine. Stay at home means no working, no gatherings but you can still go out and do stuff. Lockdown is essentials only, quarantine is everyone is trapped in the city/state and cant leave.

Cuomo on

>>18149103
>should I load up on AMC?
Same as Ford. Why would anyone load up on stocks that were downtrending for years during the greatest bullrun in history?

Where do i get information on futures over the weekend?

>>18148984
>>18148988
Bullish. Monday will hit 270.

http://ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

LA update out (noon each day)
+36 DEATHS yesterday
+18 DEATHS today

As predicted, New Orleans has peaked because of seasonality unless this was an outlier reading.

(probabilistically wise, it is much more likely)
That this is seasonal and the warm weather in New Orleans has greatly reduced spread over the past 3 weeks.

>bad thing happens
>NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S PRICED IN

Louisiana

36 deaths yesterday
18 deaths today

Of all locations Louisiana is most impacted by seasonality due to the relatively cold during Mardi Gras and subsequent extreme heating up

>>18149188
tomorrow 5pm est

>>18149120
I feel kind of bad about the AMC anon that bought back in early Jan. He caught what was the bottom, it pumped roughly 18% in 3 weeks and then Corona happened, hopefully he used a stop

>>18149232
Who releases this information?

>>18149241
That's when futures open up, dumb dumb. I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

>>18149150
no, my relatives managed to get out yesterday in broad daylight. even took their dog on a plane and shit

>>18148681
real talk: do you guys differentiate between technical analysis (chart patterns, subjective stuff) and quantitative analysis (math, numbers, objective data), or do you just lump them together as TA (TA is anything involving analyzing price action itself in some way in order to make trading decisions, FA is any analysis not involving analyzing price action and volume).

i feel like most people who call bullshit on TA are just talking about chart patterns which are subjective. applying mathematical models to price analysis isn't subjective, average price or where price is trading within a price range of a certain period of time is a hard number that can be calculated for every candle and is therefore not subjective.

If New Orleans sustains this dropped level of deaths, although maybe effected by certain nursing homes being infected, it would highly indicate a seasonal nature.

>>18148290
Fucking bullish as hell.

>>18149256
I mean this as sincerely as I possibly can, go back to r*ddit and stay there.

>>18149120
>5 day chart
>>18149187
Value meme

This one time I bought VIAC. Glad I took my losses. Can’t believe how the news just keeps getting worse for them.

>>18149251
As if jews actually stop trading quasi futures over the weekend lol

there's definitely a black market for futrues

>>18148770
>>18148962
ive been eyeing DOW actually.... good dividend and seems quite stable in this market. uses petroleum for plastics which is going to be dirt cheap for a while

>>18149051
She already is getting the shortest dicking ever

>>18149264
Didn't realize you were an epidemiologist. Where'd you get your doctorate at?

>>18149256
I have not seen many tools that do much better than just moving average and exponential moving average.

On the timescale of 1-24 months, what are some less likely things you think aren't priced in?

>>18149251
if you're so smart then tell me can unlimited QE stop SP500 from dropping to a new low or not

Is the fact that I’m a kissless, handholdingless virgin priced in?

>>18149288
Kek! That's actually funny!

>>18149251
Nice pasta.

>>18149292
the make fuck tons of money school

>>18149273
>implying it matters when AMC is basically 1 step away from liquidating
They have no revenue, no employees, and now no CEOs. You buy AMC stock from whoever could or wants to buy them out

>>18149209
you realize that the day isn't over, right?

>>18149307
That doesn’t change the fact that your chart of the 5 day is useless.

>>18149280
Wow. You figured it out.
After only a few days looking at the stock market you seem to understand it pretty well.

Addicts and the Japanese still have forex.

>>18149321
they only update it each day at noon

>>18148323
I have 50k in FAZ but I think we're still going to lose money for 1-3 weeks, too many bears in here and weekly RSI is STILL oversold even after this week.

>>18149209
It's one day, look at trends not data points

Hey anon I know that it can be hard for you to make friends but you seem like a decent enough guy. The problem is that you're trying too hard to be funny and that makes the people around you uncomfortable. Really if you just let yourself relax and didn't treat social encounters like a stand up routine you'll find that people like you a lot more. You might even like yourself more too now that you're not always trying to make the funniest joke of your life every 5 seconds.

>>18149251
>he's an amerimutt
oh no no no no he got too cocky bros

ahahahahahahah

>>18149298
unlimited QE doesn't mean the fed is directly purchasing stocks from the market. the fed provides liquidity to banks via QE by purchasing various securities and other assets.

>>18149340
dont have to trade today

but I've already taken the seasonality side because of a massive number of trends

>>18149330
>implying it matters
Ok, I updated it just for your autism

>>18149265
In it for the Biden memes.

SQQQ ANONS REPORT IN!!!!

>he doesn't know about the weekend futures market
Imagine actually thinking Jews would get caught offguard on Sunday or play with the same ruleset you do lol

>>18149346
You got too cocky bro...you fell for pasta...

>>18149380

>>18149361
Like what?

Holding tvix until 1000 again

So what if you buy puts a year out and that company subsequently, over the course of a few months, goes to zero or is delisted. What happens?

>>18149380
>>18149395
based!!! just ignore that the fund is paying huge premiums on the derivatives being used for leverage

>>18149397
Thailand
Indonesia
Philippines

Relative differentials across world
relative differentials across USA
history of all coronavirus
history of SARS 1
History of all respiratory disease

>KHC thread
road to $90

>>18149418
not sure if it'll hit that high, but volatility is going to climb up again so if you bought in at last weeks recent lows, you did well.

>>18149425
0=max gains

BULLISH + PRICED IN = BEARFAGS GET FUCKED

>>18149450
SPY 400 eom

>>18149450
>locking the niggers in
noice

>>18149450
too late

>>18149459
This guy fucks.

>>18148707
Snibbity snab :DDDDD

>>18148334
crypto zoomers are fags

>>18149187
Rumor of Netflix/Disney basically opening up a "premium level" subscription, where the most popular shows like Game of Thrones can be watched in a theater, netting them reduced bandwidth and converting the lobbies into sort of "viewer party bar areas". If I had capitol I'd buy a dirt cheap theater and try exactly this on a small scale.

>>18149188
>▶
Weekend wallstreet.

>>18148457
This. I wanna see air strikes and angry tweets threatening invasion.

>>18149367
That chart is frightening.
Imagine investing in a company like that early on... reminds me how careful you have to be.

>>18148823
Long the EURUSD. I really hope your FX account is not in USD btw.

>>18149450
Honestly I'm surprised they haven't shut down at least Manhattan at this point. Now is a good time to be an expert burglar, think of all the NYC startups with a hundred thousand dollars worth of overpriced apple computers who have super lax security.

>>18148411
didnt buffet buy a bunch of delta a couple weeks ago?

>>18149427
Not a big fan of using poor countries as examples. Their testing is best described as shoddy and no way of knowing true numbers. It is very likely it is seasonal, but to what extent is completely unknown.

>>18149513
stealing is illegal

>>18149308
In other words you don't then.

What you did was hear Trump repeat that and have held to it the entire time.

>>18149494
should remind you why analysis in general is so important. TA being the most important and FA providing a solid foundation to back up the TA (i.e. you can clearly see the downtrend on the chart, then you get the FA to back up why that is likely happening and should continue to happen, the FA here being who the fuck goes to the movies anymore when we all have big HD TV's and streaming services?). it's why buying the dip is so funny because how the fuck do you know it's not going to "keep dipping"? you don't want to be early in trading, you want to be fashionably late, any pro will tell you that.

How bullish and priced in is this most recent tragedy my fellow bullbros?

>>18149427
Trying to guess at trends when literally only 2 developed countries in the world did proper testing at the start (South Korea and Singapore) is insane. You are trying to guess from incomplete and absent data. And that is the case everywhere.

>>18149367
AMC's 16% swell is probably proof of the fed money being a temp gain. A company that is shutting down locations left and right, and it experiences a huge leap during... zero business and the prospect of bankrupts all the closer? I guess you could say it was a positive correction. Few say "there is nowhere for a 3 dollar stock to go but up!" But that's like saying a dead man drowning in his own blood, spurting his last gurgling breaths, from a shotgun to the lungs has "nowhere to go but up!"

>>18149481
And you’d get fucked over by a black swan virus.
>>18149485
Stop memeing you newfag cūck

>>18149106
Isolation is different from quarantine

EXTREMELY ___________

>>18149547
Illustrates the importance of FA if anything. TA isn’t important in this case.

I could tell you that no matter what the chart looked like, the fundamental case for a theatre chain is very weak. It’s not a necessity and has a bleak future. It doesn’t have the staying power of tobacco or constant utility of oil. It’s an antique that hasn’t yet realized it’s own irrelevance.

>>18149598
PRICED IN

>>18149547
This. It is why charts don't really tell you anything except past performance and maybe helping you pick a good buy in price. Charts are totally irrelevant if your product or service is about to go extinct.

>>18149559
>That side article
Read something saying this shit can live on cardboard for 24 hours. Amazon suppressing the fuck out of that news. Been putting my packages into a garbage bag a and blasting it with lysol and letting them sit for 2 days. They treat their warehouse employees like shit, so they are probably sweating onto the boxes and no sick leave means the wagies are just glad to get 18 an hour.

Cure has been found in Belarus. Happening cancelled.

>>18149598
That's actually not as bad as people have been making shit seem

>>18149167
>taking financial advice from a chinese culinary arts forum
you do you, do your own DD. But I do believe if/when we crash again it will easily breach 30 again.

>>18149256
It is more math of probability based on TA
when probability to guess correctly is 70% you start sanding buy or sell orders in increasing steps so that last one always get largest one. and when trend vends up or down you continue sell or buy in a same increasing sequence.
Index is like -20% so if your account went down -5% - 8% it is not that big deal if you not in a harry to get your cash back . sooner or later index comes back to +2% or something so guess where will be your investments profit?
when you have your own trading strategy just cover any chart with paper and uncover one day at the time and what action will you take? that is how you test your strategies. be fore you put real money in.

>>18149528
unless you're the IRS :^)

>>18148680
Boomers are ONLY worried about their own health and safety. Thus they want immunity from the virus, not actual responsible management of the infection cycle of the community. They would literally ban testing if it got them a vaccine one day faster. Boomers are more stupid and selfish than you can possibly imagine.

>>18149569
t. Never shorted a stock, very new to the stock market, possibly still in highschool

You’re the new pendulum. Give your parents my condolences.

>>18149598
>95% in mild condition

yeah, im thinkin' bullish

>>18149559
only retards care about anecdotal fee fee stories

>>18149625
>>18149625
1,000,000 cases soon, fellow anon!

>>18149624
Бeлopycы нaйдyт лeкapcтвo oт вceгo. Hынeшнee, пoхoжe, oт oкoлoкopoнaвиpycнoй пaники. Bcюдy кapaнтин, нe ycпeл кyпить гpeчкy и cнять дoллapы? «Tpaктopин» пoмoжeт oт вceх нeвзгoд. Eгo coвceм нe нaдo ecть пaчкaми. И дaжe лoжкaми. Дocтaтoчнo oднoгo взглядa.

Boт тaк выглядят яpкиe пpoтивoвиpycныe дpaжe. Aвтopcтвo зaдyмки пpипиcывaют бeлopyccкoй дизaйн-cтyдии 8 BALL. Cyщecтвyeт тaкaя или нeт, ocтaeтcя зaгaдкoй.
Belarusians will find a cure for everything. The current one seems to be from near-coronary panic. Everywhere quarantine, did not have time to buy buckwheat and withdraw dollars? "Tractorin" will help from all adversities. He does not need to eat packs at all. And even spoons. One glance is enough.

This is how bright antiviral dragees look like. The authorship of the idea is attributed to the Belarusian design studio8 BALL. Whether this exists or not remains a mystery.

kek wtf

>>18149570
The point would be to buy the location now, get all setup with renovations an legal shit, when shit is at all time cheapy, and be ready in time for all the extroverts ready to party in summer and CONSUME MEDIA and then buy my overpriced corona beer that I bought at all time lows and eat my theater popcorn at 10 dollar a bag at all time lows and frozen bar food. All bought at all time lows and sold for 10-12 dollars.

I think a lot of businesses should be looking at this being their chrysalis stage. Time for R/D so you can burst out.

>>18149547
>you don't want to be early in trading, you want to be fashionably late, any pro will tell you that.
Correct. With knife catchy business you will usually wind up with a cost average some dollars above the eventual pivot. Buying somewhat above said pivot on a developing rebound, as opposed to knife catching before the pivot, is lower risk, more time efficient, and not necessarily any worse for your cost average and potential return. Also provides a strategic spot to put an initial stop loss that you wouldn't have if you're knife catching a drop.

>>18149611
TA is important, look at all of the people who "bought the dip" when the market was crashing and then it just kept crashing even more. look at the people who bought puts and got rekt by jerome even though fundamentally there was no reason for prices to go up. even with AMC there are ups and downs. if you shorted in 2016 you would have lost money, because it went up for a whole year after that, despite your FA.

like, wtf.

>>18149265
Lol saved.

>>18148984
>>18148988

Unironically bullish and priced in

Guys. I like Straight Shota.

Did the bull trap snap on its prey now?

>>18149694
No such thing, you're just gay bro.

>>18149418
mah nigga

>>18149661
DO YOU DOUBT BATKA??!?!??

>FA vs. TA shitflinging
Not productive. Let's use a test case. What do you think of Uber? Are they a dotcom era pyramid scheme or "the next amazon" (decade+ of debt followed by massive earnings)?

>>18148217
I bought KHC at $34 and sold it at $30.... I could have sold at $20?

>>18149627
this is why time horizon is important. sure it might come back but you've got to wait potentially years just to break even. this is why stop losses exist, because it's far better to lose a little and then wait for a better entry point than it is to buy and hold for a long as fuck time. it's one of the major reasons why hedge funds suck so much, because they take large positions in stocks based almost entirely on FA and it takes years to potentially work out, and it doesn't even always work out.

>>18149702
Anon. There is such a thing because I experienced it myself when I was a kid.

>>18149280
>tfw you will never trade illegal onions futures on the black market
why do they deny me the fortune that is rightly mine

>>18149718
>TA
>Long-term thinking
Hmm.

>>18149370
I laugh every time I see this one

Your reward is big tiddy gf

Funny how not one single TA nigger in these threads ever posts anything accurate, they always wait until after the fact to draw meme lines and post them.

>>18149678
exactly. yet these retards keep trying to buy the dip thinking they got cheapies, it's so dumb. the risk to reward is awful.

>>18149694
Patrician.

>>18149736
Is Uber under or over valued right now? That is the implicit question I am asking

>>18149718
Who in the fuck said Uber could be the next amazon? I think everyone agrees that's retarded no matter what method you use

>>18149718
just gonna give you a quick tip here and tell you that the shorter the time frame (especially intraday), the more important TA is and the less important FA is. the longer the time frame, the more important FA and the less important TA is.

as such: it really depends on what kind of time frame we're talking about here.

>>18149718
TA is fictions that we impose on price movement. FA is value speculation based on a companies *perceived* value. Neither are absolute, nor do they really have any significant influence over short-mid term price movements.

If you think about it, h1n1 killed nearly 20 000 americans, wasnt in the news that much...
and even worse it killed young people and kids
too when cov-flu-19 is mostly dangerous for old and sick people.

why not just lock and protect elderly people? somethinf very fishy... tokyo, biggest city in the
world, all is normal, restaurants full of people. no big deal.

>>18149761
I've seen it suggested here multiple times and I think by different people.

>>18149741
I've posted good shit in the past, you're just a newfag or something.

>>18149753
Uber loses money every time they serve a customer. They are only allowed to operate because legislation hasn't caught up to them yet. They're worth nothing.

>>18149718
My understanding for Amazon is that they had only a few years of debt and money burning before they essentially broke even and just went no profits mode for decades for maximum growth until AWS took off and they couldn't hide it anymore.

Additionally, Amazon is a highly sophisticated logistics system with Walmart tier abuse of suppliers. Hard to replicate. Uber is an app and a bunch of underpaid people in their own cars driving millennial around. They have myspace tier stability and can easily be replaced by another app with no discernible difference in service (like lyft).

Uber is aware of this and that's why they tried to develop their own self-driving cars using AI, but then they killed that woman in Arizona and I don't think they've restarted development, although I could be wrong. Either way, cars aren't ready to drive themselves so they're stuck with their current business model for the foreseeable future, and if ANYONE ELSE develops self driving cars, Uber is once again in a highly replicable business model with no distinguishing killer feature.

Overall I wouldn't buy either. Uber for being in a bad business model with lots of competition driving profits to zero, and Amazon for being an organic monopoly that's picking fights with politicians. They'll get split up at some point, as will Google and Facebook. They'd be fucking LUCKY to get the deal Microsoft got in their antitrust case.

Anyone know how to check live gold prices on the weekends?

Goldprice.org doesnt seem to do so.

>>18148276
totally agree. Its down to 1980s levels. Yeah the have a lot of debt. The fed has made it clear nobody is going bankrupt because they can't service debt.

>>18149741
>draw meme lines
>draw

see this is exactly why i asked you faggots about whether you differentiate between subjective chart patterns vs. objective math-based things. so many out there clearly think it's just chart patterns that are drawn subjectively by people a.k.a. "meme lines".

You thought we hit the bottom, get ready for three bloody Mondays in a row. Over 1k deaths in UK and US now epicenter. The only countries that matter haven't even hit peak daily deaths yet.

>>18149778
Dont ever reply to my post again you dumb fucking tripnigger

>>18149741
The sad part is that with all this Fed and Treasury nonsense, I'm not sure FA holds up anymore either

>>18149773
because japan isn't retarded
everyone wears masks
they wash their hands before they eat. We eat mcdonalds in our car and wearing a mask isnt normalized

>>18149753
>over or under valued
Read Security Analysis and figure it out, it's not complicated it's just tedious. Spoiler though: it's overvalued.

What's the opposite of a nothingburger?

>>18149773
All i remember from piggy flu was big lineup outside place doing flu shots for a couple weeks. Nothing closed.

>>18149839
A happening salad.

>>18149683
All the people who bought puts at 1.95 when the 52-week high was 17.06 and the fall was nearly 90° straight down?

No, they were wrecked by their own stupidity. Anyone who blames other people for fucking up that badly, who thinks it’s the fed, they’re not going to learn a damn thing and they’re going to keep making the same mistakes.

What kind of retard would buy a put then? And not have the humility to Realize they did something stupid?

>>18149839
Everything bagel

>>18149806
priced in

>>18149270
Losing all my money in $ from BTC, but longing dips on OGN and ZANO I'll be right back

>>18149813
privatize the profits, socialize the losses!

>>18148707
>OH NONONONO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

It will never stop making me laugh

>>18149813
FA will still tell you which stocks are bargain priced and worth picking up cheap. It WON'T tell you which ones are going to go bankrupt or will rocket back to overvalued, given all the cheap credit.

Oil stocks are a perfect example of this, I think. Lots of cheapies that will be worth the purchase even if they do go bankrupt. Tech is the opposite example: there's no telling which ones will tank and which ones will rocket to even higher evaluations.

Times like these are why Warren Buffet is rich.

>>18149808
You can't stop me from telling you truth.

>>18149547
The chart is a lagging indicator. Fundementals and macroeconomics are your best bet for an educated guess of future performance

>>18149803
Something being "math-based" doesn't make it useful. I can make a bunch of math-based lines right now. One is price * 2 and one is price * 0.5. If the stock is between those lines it's gonna go up, or sideways, or maybe down. But probably up, statistically speaking.

>>18148540
your posts are so cozy that I forget to read what you're saying

>>18149778
You consistently lose money. I am up 80k YTD from simply inversing all of your bonehead moves you pathetic lung disease having tripfag.

>>18149886
You know right now I'm killing it in forex between historic weak GBP and historic strong dollar, to seeing this stimulus bill and catching the long pound dollar during what ever fuck face's name from the UK prime ministers office.

>>18149839
Beef dip sammich

>>18149793
Uber has brand recognition. "I'll call an Uber". Only thing that might save is is a Tesla merger. But I could also see Tesla just being like "Here is our new taxi service, our AI is now safer than your average Uber driver and our cars won't drive you our to the outskirts of a Kansas and rape you. Plus they are cheaper and you don't have to get in a car with black person who may have corona."

Still looking to buy in on Tesla and hold that bitch until the end of time. I think if they make a car with a bed in it, that can get you from NY to DC overnight for cheaper/same than an airline, then GG no re Uber and Airlines. Imagine you need to be somewhere tomorrow that is 8 hrs away. Schedule a Tesla to come get you at 4am, dirt cheap demand at those times. The thing shows up and the interior is a comfy ass bed. You get in, whole thing to yourself and wake up rested in another state and no TSA and airport for 3 hours. Tehn your day trip is done and you do the same thing to go home. It's close to fucking teleporting at that point.

>>18149678
I completely agree here desu
The reason I hate buy low, sell high. It should be buy high, sell higher.

>>18149854
im just saying, just because you have a FA reason for something to go in a particular direction doesn't mean it will go in that direction. maybe it does go in that direction, eventually, but it may take a long time, even years, for it to actually be fully realized. price doesn't move in a straight line, it moves in waves. the FA is still correct for the moment, with the quarantines and shutting down the economy temporarily obviously the market should continue to tank. but there will be up days, sometimes multiple up days in a row, and that's why TA is important. in fact, it's always going to be the most important thing, because everything it ultimately reflected in the price and volume over time.

>>18149734
You were sexually assaulted? Got it

>>18149918
You do realize half my posts are satire?

nips got too cocky

>>18148543
Ratatouillebros rise up!

>>18149931
the swiss cheese kills it... cheddar is better.

>>18149943
>It should be buy high, sell higher.

it is this, though. this is actually a saying. it's called momentum trading, look it up. literally google buy high sell higher lmao.

>>18149932
You have to be underage bro, you’re a fucking brainlet, I don’t even know where to start lol

Is world war 3 priced in?

>>18149957
>I was only pretending to be retarded!!
Sad. How’s your cheating gook gf?

>>18149962
>People believed Japan was fine and not lying despite pic related happening thousands of times a day.

>>18149994
She's great, her birthday is tomorrow.

>>18148217
You guys are aware that there's an entire generation of zoomers, raised solely on laptops and tablets and phones, fresh out of high school preparing to get into college right?
You guys do realize that more than half of all American freshmen have no idea what they want to study in college, nor how to go about appropriately planning for college, right?
You guys do realize that by the time the majority of students going back to college with the likely $1,200 college startup they will accrue (assuming they're at least 18 and working or are working while in college and filing independently, which is still a fair sum) are going to drop out of college before their sophomore year? And that retention rate slightly decreases with each accumulative year?

I hope you guys aren't looking short term at how Americans (investors) are going to use this money, throwing knives in the dark at what industries you THINK you know about playing out in the world we live in today? You're looking at a huge surge of college students coming in in the next few years who have finger flicking, immediate access to all relevant information for not only registering for college; but, also, what it takes to succeed in college, earn scholarships (local, state, federal, private, international, and degree-specific), AND all the while, American education standards have dwindled even further and further to meet students' learning needs and degree-specific needs?

If you think you know about an industry that may require a college degree (or job-training) and you think that industry is truly going to blow up after the Kung Flu (assuming you're in it for just the money), then you guys should be setting aside a little bit extra for college-based investments like data transmission, food services, sports sponsors, whatever.
>friendly tip from a bad student about to graduate - publishers are one of the worst culprits of planned obsolescence, and paperback will lead the way - digital is too risky.
Peace.

>>18149977
This brainlet bought TSLA at 300, sold at 900m bought at 700 and sold at 830. Do you ever get tired of being wrong our are you happy being poor?

>>18149996
public transit was a mistake.

>>18149996
>lying
The just weren’t testing because they took it lightly

>>18149932
I get where you're coming from but "car with a bed in it" is a terrible idea. Do you know about bed bugs?

>>18149962
>announced the cases 12 hours after the olympics was cancelled

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED SUCH TRAGEDY

>>18149800
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/metals/precious/gold.html

>>18150012
tl;dr
saved the picture to jerk off to later

I just hate that my employees aren't showing up to fucking work... I'm so fucking busy, but it's fucking retarded that I ever hired these liberals. I should really be more selective in my process... I know I'm not supposed to choose my employees based on race, creed, gender, or political affiliation, but for fucks sake... Only the liberals are refusing to come in.

>>18150012
1,3,2,4

Guys, need help understanding options please.
Cannot test it on paper thinkorswim platform - doesn't work. They know it - working to fix it.

These are SPY puts.
Let's say I want to buy just 1 contract.
How is my P/L will be calculated if let's say SPY will be steadily going down for whatever amount of time.
I am planning to somewhat scalp it - won't sit in it until the expiration. Also, noob, so only buying/selling puts, not shorting.

How much are you exposed to international holdings?

>>18150090
old liberals... these are like your jimmy carter liberals. they're losers th

>>18150098
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

>>18150037
>"We have no problem with the virus"
>Actually has a huge problem with the virus
>Arguing semantics
k

>>18150094
1, the rest can fuck off.

>>18150098
>this post
extremely bullish

>>18150098
uhh, learn to read the fucking greeks ok asshole.

If you really believed this you wouldn't be making this post

>>18148681

> None of you know how to actually value a company

Oh you think because you know how to take a net present value of cash flows in a spread sheet you're better than us?

> read financial statements

Implying you can't just look up every word on their 10k you're unfamiliar with.
This isn't 1970 bro.

> fuck's sake you think TA works

Just buy and hold bro. Line always goes up. Whatever you do, don't think about the psychological factors involved with price movements.


Fuck off.

Is this bullish?

>>18150141
There’s a big difference between being incompetent and competently lying, like china.

>>18150170
One way or another = the governors put it into place or I make them

Escape from New York 2020

>>18150140

Thank you bro

HOLY SHIT

>>18150173
china is both

>>18150168
Being THIS FUCKING NEW
HOLY SHIT
YOU HAVE TO
GO THE FUCK
BACK
GO BACK

>>18150098
>>18150163
Show me the fucking greeks on these. I'll give you answers.

>>18150202
The fuck

>>18148552
It's close actually
>Confirmed cases 112.468
>Total deaths 1.841
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

>>18150163

You are a dumbass, we know.
Told you I am a noob.
But thank you

>>18150094
I fucked 3 when I was e-famous on tumblr nearly 5 years ago. Good times.

Whoever is making new bread please start adding new happenings that can affect the funny line

>>18150202
Priced in retard

>>18150202
Spermicidal bleach

>>18150098
Basically, if you want to exercise your option, your put only become profitable when the stock goes below the breakeven price, which is calculated using the cost of the premium (what you actually paid for) and the stock price change.

If you don’t want to exercise the option at all, you’re selling your contract to someone else, which can be a number of prices. You can offer a certain price but it’s a little easier to just take someone’s bid and sell it that way.

>>18150202
that's some pol-tier bullshit "breaking news"

>>18150168
Kek fuck off zoom zoom

>>18150012
Interesting thought.
Not sure if they actually can find all that information even if they have access to it. There’s so much garbage on the Internet including the well-intentioned information that’s just wrong.

3>>>>>>>>2(?)>1>4

>>18149957
DELET THIS

>>18150102
what are you based at? us$? then you'll be safe. jpy will be fine. chf is traditional safe heaven too. euro could potentially split after this to two regions. depending how much of political issue this becomes. italy angry at germany and germany does not want to share debt pool with mediterranean economnies, germany barely has any debt.. oil currencies norwegian krona, canadian dollar and rub will be weak for a while until oil starts to recover that might or might not take a while, like few months

>>18149821
Masks saturate in minutes and the Japanese literally touch other people all day long shoulder to shoulder.
I haven't touched anyone in months.

>>18149932
You say brand recognition I say trademark death.
Be right back, I'm gonna go throw some bandaids in the dumpster.

>>18150289
Most people of the millennial category said that about ourselves in the late 2000s. Hilariously enough this resulted in flat earthers.
Abundance of information doesn't equate to critical insight into HOW to interpret the information.

>>18150038
I would wedge human shit between the mattress and frame on purpose.

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new thread

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>>18150014
S e e t h i n g
L a r p i n g
P o o r f a g

Kys my guy xD
Gb2gaia for reals

>>18150335
We need an AI conspiracy to provide context for us

>>18150255

Oh, I think I understand what you have said.
Unless I am mistaken - I do not want to exercise the option - I will be buying calls/puts depending on charts strategy. I do not want to own the stock.
Unless I am wrong

>>18150335
Or that we wouldn’t be drawn away from all the education from having “the world at our fingertips” into consuming copious amounts of free music, anime, makeup tutorials, and increasingly hardcore pornography.

Said which part about ourselves?

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>>18150170
If New York is shut down and this bleach thing is confirmed I'm fucking gonna make 50x leverage puts on anything I can come Monday morning.

>>18148707
bullish, DCA

>>18150509
clorox was pretty unaffected. you know what to do.

can someone explain how SQQQ works? it resets or something?