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Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:24:55 2020 No.18147258 [Reply] [Original]

What will american unemployment figures look like next week?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:25:53 2020 No.18147265 File: 230 KB, 520x688, 1584131902526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dont worry anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:26:01 2020 No.18147266 just like ur mom: big. real big.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:27:24 2020 No.18147284 >>18147258 How can I invest in unemployment? Investing in rope manufacturing? Coffin manufacturers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:32:46 2020 No.18147345 >>18147284 Don't forget whiskey futures. OP, I expect a doubling every week until this shit is over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:48:27 2020 No.18147513 >>18147258 Historic

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:49:42 2020 No.18147523 File: 108 KB, 409x409, 69103C32-3B20-4576-8B7D-F84E95D66E8C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18147258 100% unemployment

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:50:07 2020 No.18147528 >>18147258 They won’t get released lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:53:00 2020 No.18147555 >>18147528 This. Because person in charge of releasing them will have been laid off

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:55:47 2020 No.18147585 I can't even get unemployment in Illinois because my only ID is my US passport.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 10:58:30 2020 No.18147613 >>18147585 Fuck you