/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nth for anime

Bote:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19634001/

>>18140826
Long 2049 US bonds.

Wild week. The Federal reserve is going to pull off on QE over the next week. Reducing it to 75 Billion a day.

>>18140794
PSSSST hey kid you want insider secrets?

>>18140848
>The Federal reserve is going to pull off on QE over the next week
Sauce
No way. There will be a race out of bonds.

>>18140794
>>18136303

Mannarino was right, the feds are pushing erasing cold hard cash into a digital system.

>>18140848
>QE is considered pulling back
The absolute state of the economy.

Nth for anime

(I had a spasm first post)

>>18140847
What do those yield, like 3%?

>>18140848
>Reducing it to 75 Billion a day.
Because that's that's a tiny number

>>18140873
It’s clownworld so it would be very fitting if a boomer conman who’s most successful business is a tv show about how successful he s at business is put in charge of wrecking the global financial system and plunging the world into the new dark ages.

>>18140873
The Fed is dead, long live the Fed!

>>18140836
Bears will soon learn that stocks NEVER go down

>Bear here,
BULLKEKS GET FUCKED

Sigh, I only got one of my companies sold this week. 47 in the red to go.

Got a feeling next week will be very red.

>>18140856
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-set-dial-back-pace-205403194.html

One of a few articles carrying the story.

In these strange times, Fitbit is the safest stock

>>18140933
but what about inflation, papa mouse?

>>18140855
The only “insider” secret I want is how to get a good woman to make my babies inside her.

>>18140794
cunny

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-poll/almost-one-in-four-americans-lost-job-or-furloughed-because-of-coronavirus-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN21E3FQ
Is this bullish?

Man, that was a good 30 day-long camping trip. Time to check on the ol' equities!

>>18140951
Literally just kidnap one and keep her locked up somewhere.

>>18140951
why isn't the baby in anime draw style?

>>18140933
I'm just getting a bunch of Mitsubishi stocks. Safe, reliable, stable. Good dividends.

>>18140933
ME LOADED UP ON GPRO

what are some chad as fuck plays for next week bros?

>>18140973
Originally it was a mutt, so Asanagi drew it ugly as all mutts are.

With some wanting to push renewables instead of oil is now a good time to go all in on GE?

So far the flight into the dollar has curbed fears of inflation. But Powell is now going way overboard. Not talking about the "Oh no, they killed my puts with a 2% pump oh nooo!" stuff, but the general unlimited buying of US securities.
All while every other central bank is already knee deep in QE and has not many measures left.

I fear we might actually see a real inflation of the dollar. Also depending on oil of course, but that kind of lost its correlation when the US became the ones producing the most oil...

>>18140951
Pic related

>>18140981
Oh hey RKG.
Does Gopro have a dividend program? I've given gopro a bit of consideration but its product scope is incredibly limited and I'm reluctant to get into an undiversified company.

>>18140848
not happening dood

>>18140948
hedge with mcdonalds stock

Niggers are black

>>18140965
kek, if things get worse I fully expect this and other things to happen a lot. People will toss any morals they got out the window and just do whatever strikes them. Then if the end is very near all bets are off, walking outside will be a very risky thing to do.

>>18141004
>Gopro have a dividend program
NO
THEY USE ALMOST ALL THEY MONEY ON R&D

>>18140988
TCNNF, in times of crisis people like their vices. When the market goes belly up people will still be smoking their marijuana. These potheads will buy weed with the trump bucks and skip rent payments to pay for more pot.

>>18140794
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

>>18140930
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-set-dial-back-pace-205403194.html
damn still substantial and not guaranteed to remain at 60

Is it okay to hodl USO until November or will contango eat me

>>18140873
That's...good?
Money printing should be solely the domain of the state, right?
If only the US wasn't already buried underneath indescribable debt.

>>18141007
READ:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-set-dial-back-pace-205403194.html

>>18141029
TA works for cryptocurrency though, which is what this board used to be about

>>18140965
based kazakh

Why did many Western health organizations spend all year last year running pandemic studies? Who gave them hints? (Which bankers?)

Why do things like snapchat hold value? As a company they're last place in their industry, losing popularity even with their younger base, advertisers are drying up which is their main source of income, but the still go up?

>>18141026
Seriously recommend against doing this too hastily, I guarantee they’re working on militarized PPE if they don’t have it already, just in case. NYPD already getting majorly infected? Yeah they’re not too blind to shit.

Abandoning laws at the first signs of instability is a good way to get Trayvonned or go to prison and get shit pushed in.

>>18141031
If we keep going up they will pull back but the moment it dips again they'll jump back in. We've seen it happen already.

>>18141072
Have they not been doing this since SARS and H1N1?

>>18141029
Thank you for exposing newfaggot cancer every day. I can’t wait for them to start school again.

>>18141072
It's their job

>>18141086
more full-blown studies came out in 2019 than any year

Quads and we go RED Monday.

>>18141111
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just kidding this board is slow as fuck

>>18141111
-1.111% red it is

>>18141111
nice script
still checked and based

>>18141076
>losing popularity even with their younger base, advertisers are drying up which is their main source of income, but the still go up?
You are small time

>>18141111

>>18141111
>>18141123

kek based

>>18141111
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18141111
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>>18141111
This 5 will convert your RED monday into Crab Yellow Monday

>>18141141
Clown market

>400 new deaths
Fucking nice haul today boys, good job

Ideas for alternative investments?

Currently doing: stocks, antiques, art, physical gold/silver, SLV, 16th-19th C coins, aquarium plants (growing ~50 species in 7 tanks and selling packages).

>>18141044
USO apparently underperforms the price of oil, do with that what you will

>>18141141
That's another one that doesn't make sense to me, AMC isn't making a penny during any of this but is still making upward moves? I'm still new to investing, and am just trying to understand the market more.

>>18141111
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18141027
I'll give them credit for that. I might scare u[p a thousand shares in gopro at some point. Right now I'm dumping into mitsubishi Intelsat and a few other ones.

>>18141177
oh yeah and a little bit crypto so don't suggest that

>>18141177
The classic boomer retirement is buying homes and becomes a shitty landlord.

>>18140961
Most bullish piece of news yet

>>18141111

>>18140794
I'm going to invest $1000 dollars into CU and $500 into NNY. Is that smart?

>>18141193
I'm dreaming of a housing market crash for that

>>18141141
>>18141165
The Crab cannot be defeated

>>18140961
I tend to believe it will be red because of the 1111 quads guy, but this news has me thinking Monday might very well be bright green

>>18141177
Asset managers like Brookfield(BAM), metal detecting/gold panning, small business, youtube and of course. Real Estate

A ceo could commit suicide and leave behind a note that the company is fucked and that respective stock would still go up like 5% that day.

>>18141170
I thought about buying QSR (parent company of burger king etc) when their rent dodging story hit today just because of this.

>>18141204
BLUE BOARD YOU NIGGER

>>18141195
>>18140961
Who needs jobs when we can just print money and give it to everybody? 1200 per person and 40k/100k to Congress/Senate for "telecommunications", extremely fair, extremely bullish, extremely priced in.

>>18141165
>Thinking a single 5 can beat quads.
Not so fast, for I bring dubs for bear god.

Alright niggers, I'm looking for THE play when this all settles down.
What stock do I go ALL IN on near the bottom for the biggest return? I'm trying to avoid oil since who fucking knows when that'll shake out, and I'd like to avoid something like SOXL or SSO since the triple and double leverage can eat into gains.

>>18141183
It's a prop up, it might be setting up for the next leg down or if they take it too far it might stay there because people see nothing dropping so what reason would they have to sell long after the worst news.

>>18141230
spce at 4 dollars would do the trick

>>18141223
Barely

>>18141180
>USO apparently underperforms the price of oil
Yes because it's an ETF that tracks futures, which are all subject to contango, the thing anon was asking about. How much contango impacts the thing depends on how long you hold it.

>>18141204
Sounds cute and funny.

>>18141230
Cruise ships.

S&P 500 will bottom at 500 in 4 years.

>>18141225
Redpill detected

>>18141029
Look at the retards here. They're /pol/ boomer imports. Do you really think they care?
Hell just the other day I had some moron say he had written up a 3 page comprehensive analysis of the economy. And the dude argued like that was supposed to actually BE comprehensive. Hell I'm 34 years old. An engineer by trade and even I have issues with investing. These kids are clearly morons. Once their schools resume our board will be quiet again.

>>18141111
Based and bobo pilled.

>>18141225
That's not all. State+Federal unemployment benefit is $1000+ per week on average per jobless claim.

>>18141254
Hell yeah dude, people are fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>18141240
>SPCE
Wow. One of the best examples of our favourite meme graphs

>>18141230
TCNNF

>>18141254
please do not reply to the pasta

>>18141248
That's stupid and dumb, you should feel bad

>>18141009
nice thought there dad
what do we think of NWL at these prices

>>18141273
Yeah I fell for the pasta.

>>18141244
That's the most based black man I've ever seen

>>18141230
Raytheon, BAM, Kratos, Tesla if you can get it below $400, and if you don't want SOXL maybe buy semiconductor companies directly

>>18141230
Blue chip companies
>AMZN
>MSFT
>GOOGL
>BABA
>V
>MA
>NVDA
>AMD
>AAPL
>BRK

Maybe some travel stocks.
Lufthansa, CCL, etc.

>>18141240
Very speculative, no guarantee it will hit 4 or ever go back above it again.
>>18141246
Interesting play, can they survive this? Will their demand ever be the same? Will they hit the same price they had a few months ago? 14.30 a share now, about 52 a few months back...Would be a nice 3.5x+ gain, if so.
>>18141272
>TCNNF
Nah senpai

>>18141009
Hey dad? What else should we be loading up on into national corpse week?

I'm still verrrrry bullish on my KO, PEP, CLX, CL, COST, JNJ, REGN, but... I'm beginning to wonder if demand for these fine product will lessen with all the boomers removal removal.

>>18141298
>Nah senpai
It's the modern tobacco, in a recession people are still going to be smoking weed. Even moreso when their lives are miserable, it's literal drug dealing which is always profitable but you don't have the risk.

>>18141273
Anon, we've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>>18141297
I agree blue chip companies are always a fantastic play. However, compared to their price now with their recent highs a few months ago, it isn't something like a 2x or 3x return. I'm 31, I finally got a well paying job, and I need to build some genuine wealth.
>>18141294
Similar to above, these would most definitely be safe, very strong returns in the long run, but I'm looking for THE big play.
>>18141324
I'm not willing to risk half my net worth on weed stocks

>>18141254
I was that guy. I also recently wrote an article about QE. I'll past it in 2 sections:

Hello all. As you may know, in recent times, there has been a considerable amount of QE injected into the system. How much? Well you can do the research yourself. A little about me, I am an avid analyst, I have an interest in business systems, economies, etc, and the behavioral patterns of different aspects of differing economies, among other things.

Today I proposed the question of, is QE good? And the answer is, well it can be. QE works great when businesses do not continually hoard money. So say for example, 3 trillion is injected into the economy, 1/2 of that is given to the top, and 1/2 is given to the bottom. If the bottom (consumers) profits and incomes/savings do not grow in parallel to the top (large businesses, etc.), then it becomes an issue of wealth transfer. So realistically, QE works well, in an economy where wealth is not continually strategized to be sapped out of consumers. In America this is very much the case. Millions if not billions of dollars are poured into R&D, consumer solutions, consumer research/analysis, and so forth. Company profits have soared cumulatively (by my estimation) over the past who knows how many years, yet wages have not, nor has consumer buying power. In fact it has shrunk in comparison to QE by the looks of it.

So how is this fixed? Well. QE must be given equally to all aspects of society. QE is meant to address liquidity issues, and when it is given to businesses, and not consumers, the liquidity overall is not exactly beneficial to the economy as a whole. So essentially, QE must be given to everyone, considering it causes an increase in monetary base, and subsequently, inflation. As we all very well know, this has not been the case. The spirit of QE may have been pure, but the utility of it has been far from competent and it’s application has been less than ideal.
1/2

>>18141270
I like Tilray's better. Maximum meme stock.

>>18141324
Weed stocks absolutely bleed, they exist only as money sinks. You would be better off putting your cash into nearly any other stock or even crypto. You will get wrecked, kek.

>>18141343
Sorry, 3 sections.

As a result, I believe this has been a large driver in increased consumerism, increased poor money management, and so on, from the consumer base. After all, if you are going to slave away for x amount of years, might as well have some fun, right?

Now here's the kicker. In order to benefit equally as a consumer, you must also leverage generally in line with how businesses do so.
The issue here is that, businesses are hedged, from bankruptcies, acting as separate entities, and so on, where as the consumer, cannot default without accepting liability of debts, and become insolvent. There is no way out of consumer debt, unless by grace given or some sort of deal is worked out. Generally I have not seen much of this. So, in order for inequality to be alleviated, the debt/leveraging/credit playing field must be equal for all sides. Granted, consumer spending does not generally produce GDP directly, but it is the opposite side of businesses. In the case of America, we see a considerable lopsidedness to the benefit of the businesses, so the wealth will continue to flow upward, and the working class's buying power and economic mobility will be continually lessened as time goes on, unless the issues are addressed, or fixed, or unless the businesses start to feel the pain, and send wealth downward a bit more.

2/3

>>18141347
Bullish chart

>>18141360
So, what does this tell us long term? Well, start a business. It doesn't matter what it is, get out of exchanging time and labors for a devaluing commodity (the US dollar) and start a business. Today, this week, soon. The longer you spend at the bottom, and do not create an entity to have the same advantages of these larger businesses, is the longer and harder a road it will be to accumulating a considerable amount of wealth. It's not just the boomers, but bad policy, and an in-dispensation of justice and fairness in the American economy. Long story short, being an employee and being economically mobile will become more and more challenging as time continues. You may or may not personally notice these challenges sprout up in your life time due to it’s subtlety, but regardless, there is a split between the two as time goes on, and this gap grows wider with each passing day.

I hope you all enjoy this, and hope you can benefit as well.

3/3

>>18141331
>it isn't something like a 2x or 3x return
If you get a LEAP somewhere close to the bottom you will swim in a 3x return in two months.

And that is the riskiest move I would make.
>>18141347
Nice one

Good night lads

Oil bros... What's gonna happen when coronachan starts fucking russia? It's beginning.

>>18141371
I think I would genuinely lose several years off my life from holding so much money in options from the stress.. But man, that isn't a bad idea..

>>18141225
Supposedly there is an honest genuine Fed money press located over in iran or one of those middle east countries. All you need is the paper the U.S uses or something extremely similar to roll out genuine U.S greenbacks. As to how a fed money press found it's way over there to start with, I've no clue.

>>18141354
Obvious fucking retard detected! Pot stocks will outperform every stock in 2020.

>>18141347
they just don't want you to see what comes next

What's the fast way to make 10k?
I want to pay someone to torture me on camera for a fetish and need the money...

>>18141390
lol

>>18141397
woke

>>18141371
Do you mean ticker symbol lptx? They're currently valued at 1.61 and have been operating at a bit of a loss according to this:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/leap-therapeutics-reports-fourth-quarter-110000529.html?.tsrc=rss

>>18141111

>>18141384
OIL will be sub $15/bbl soon prepare for that

>>18141111
BASED

>>18141406
Well. To make money, you've gotta print it. I won't help you there.
To pull in money, you've got to transfer it, and I won't tell you that without some sort of fee attached.

>>18141410
its a long term option on anything kouhai, not a company

>>18141406
I'll do it for 9k

>>18141331
they should be down to the -50% region at the next bottom, which makes them both insane value stocks and an easy 2 year double

>>18141410
SHUT UP NEWFAG
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY LPTX

If Monday isn't red I'm flying to D.C. and assassinating Jerome Powell myself.

>>18141390
Why bother shipping pallets of cash all the way from America to bribe local militia when you can just print it on demand, dawg?

>>18141368
Oh yeah. It will surely hit $300 again in no time.

>>18141424
How badly do you wanna do it?

If repeating numbers /smg/ adopts cute little anime girls as an official symbol.

>>18141426
Well, if I start seeing those big boys at -50%, consider me all in.

>>18141354
Times have been good, when times are bad people are going to buy escapism in the form of alcohol, weed and other drugs. If I could I'd invest into methamphetamine and heroin they're going to boom!!

>>18141444
Checked and based.

>>18141432
you should infect him instead

>>18141444
We already do.

>>18141444
OH MY GOD
HOLY FUCKING BASED
BLESSED DIGITS
BLESSED THREAD
RED MONDAY INCOMING so that's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>18140981
google glass will put gpro out of buisness
>>18141283
Its good value but the risk/reward is janky compared to large caps right now
>>18141306
wait for the april bband puncture dont bother with trading next week

Be honest biz I bought calls when I should've bought puts right? I get the feeling I finally went against my own intuition in regards to what to do with stock options and I went heavily into lfar out calls. But after what happened with the Fed and treasury I have no idea what's going to happen short term to stocks and would have rather just sat on the sidelines or bought shares (or just happened to make a bet that this thing swings toward the same direction as my options).

>>18141432
Jerome won't even matter, haven't you been keeping up?
See:
>>18140873

>>18141455
And a checked for you

>>18141230
short egg futures

>>18141385
Its what I have been doing. During good times its smooth sailing. Easily 10% a day in January
>>18141410
Hm?
NO! NO BIOSTOCKS NEAR ME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A Leap is a long term option. It allows you to profit of good conditions with a small risk but a high upside.

MSFT rose 60% in the last year.
Buying a LEAP call on MSFT Jan. 1st 2019, holding it for a year and selling it on Jan. 1st 2020 would have returned a 1000% profit easily.
You can get a huge return for minimal work. The problem now is the volatile market that makes these things harder.

>>18141443
not that badly... but that's why I'm the budget choice
if you want to pay me 10k, I'll torture you as well as the other person you were going to pay 10k to do it
but at the 9k price point, I might cut some corners. just being honest with you

>>18141460
But now it's official

>>18141479
i know a man of culture when i see them and that's why i liquidated everything

What exactly do bulls even have to look forward to? Trump prematurely opening up everything again? Miracle cure? Next 2 weeks are literally going to be just death.

>>18141485

>>18141467
th thanks
I'm really gonna regret not adding more hedgies it seems, and not taking more profits.
Oooooo and those put spreads I fucked myself.

Thanks dad!

Another bit of buried trivia, the U.S switches up it's currency bills every so often to make counterfeiting harder. However the one dollar bill can't be changed at all. Not without congress passing some bit of legislation first. Also since the 2 dollar bill is more or less a collector's item/used between banks now it's design hasn't really changed much either.

>>18141495
Sounds Bullish

We are sitting on a porcelain throne of victory, enjoying a few well hoarded comforts. The Charmin Soft is particularly good!

>>18141215
>Brookfield(BAM)
I like the 5yr chart and outlook after the nothingburger, will buy a small stake. Thanks.

>>18141486
I'll have to think on that one... I'm worried about premium and long term effects of corona-chan and oil.

>>18141165
Sorry, I'm holding SQQQ. 5 for megadump on monday.

>>18141014
They're brown anon, get some fucking glasses.

How bullish and priced in is this?

I JUST FUCKING REALIZED SOMETHING
It doesn't matter. None of this matters. The virus doesn't matter. Worst case it kills 1 million Americans. Then what? People just sit in their houses? Fuck no. People are already tired of that shit and this America anyway, the government can't keep people locked in their houses cuz people will just tell the government to fuck itself and the government will indeed fuck right off. Especially since Trump would be in full agreement anyway.
This shit is over in a couple of months either way. If nothing happens it's over. If millions die, we all will just take our chances. Cap this, the economy will be back on track by July

>>18141509
If you freeze an old (pre-2008 I think) toonie and hit it with a hammer, the center will pop out and you'll be left with a highly illegal canadian necklace

>>18141545
>Worst case it kills 1 million Americans.
Not even close to the worst case

>>18140794
>>18140794
Okay, I saw the news. You want legitimate economic insight and I just dont want to get fucked. Meeting? Phone call? Whats with everything doing itself on the computer? I am 100% on board the money gain train I just dont like pressure tactics-- put it in stupid so I can understand and ill spit out smart economics lol.

-confused bear

>>18141545
>Sam, do you know the chloroquine plant?
>Chloroquine?
>Trumpsfoil
>Trumpsfoil, aye, it's a fishbowl cleaner
>It may help to slow the corona

>>18141495
If stocks keep pumping while everything else is dumping and the news are bad then that will just cause confusion and people will move out of options and back to plain old holding stocks. Like an arcade if the game starts to feel it's completely out of your control then you will go find one that offers a better illusion of it. At that point I might as well buy stocks of companies that will exist after the virus and let them sit for as long as I can.

>>18141539
heroin is bullish

>>18141545
the only people who are going to die are the weak
we will come out of this stronger
in fact it is bullish and it is not yet fully priced in

>>18141111
wow

ITS OVER.

>>18141111
Monday there will be blood on the streets... then maybe I can finally buy

>>18141567
Okay, I can find where to channel money. So I highlight the important information in the report and let ppl do their stuff using my translated shit?

>>18141539
Roastie toastie

>>18141331
blue chip tech stocks are still over valued even at depression levels (2020)

>>18141589
Just put it back in the earth holy shit

>>18141563
>Trumpsfoil, aye, it's a fishbowl cleaner
hehe that's pretty good

>>18141562
>>18141590
sir please do the needful

>>18141512
NP, vid gives a nice summary of the business. They were prepared for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDeAvy2KLSQ

>>18141467
>april bband puncture
oh god YOU think it's coming again? I guess my spreads will be happy at least
>>18141539
"kills herself"
what really happened :o

>>18141390
Back in the 60s (before for revolution) the US was trying to buddy up with the shah of Iran for oil and as a defense against the USSR. As part of a deal where the Shah was going to start his own currency similar to the dollar they sold him a genuine US mint printing press. Then the revolution happened in the 70s. I'm sure they have it in a museum somewhere. Probably couldn't make today's money with it.

>>18141111
-11.11% confirmed

>>18141539
>kills herself after only 8
Pasta bros should laugh.

>>18141612

>>18141539
>only 8
gee thanks for giving up on every other patient you have nurse

>>18141612
it makes sense... second ear, often bigger than the first.

Most of what I did today was counterproductive :(
but I had been raising cash a lot before today so... cheapies!

>>18141629
qt zombo nyn
_ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>18141141
No labor costs = BULLISH AF

>>18141607
My biggest problem with the approach is the ability to lose all leverage against a single person within seconds with automatic trading. Having an automatic trader on my computer sounds like some exposed right. With another analysts insights last night I can definitely shine light on the situation but as you can clearly see im very new. I thought 4chan was just a place to talk shit mainly lol. I didnt know you guys were triple memeing, its great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKZp-V1Uwtk

>>18141629
Your book is really interesting, thanks Mr. Dalton

>>18141568
Invest in heroin, it's guaranteed repeat business. People will pay for their heroin before they feed their kids, tragic sure but it puts money in your pocket!

>>18141666
>666
Based

what should i buy with 100$?

>>18141666
Get away from me Satan.

>>18141649
THE Gordon Gekko???

>>18141676
Puts

>>18141649
>greed is good

>>18141666
boomers with corona gonna buy that shit
they got nothing to lose

>>18141676
emergency fund

Is /smg/ normally this comfy? Sure, it's slow right now but quality is better. Also, since there was no huge crash there are less marx shitposts.

>>18141666
lol wtf thats fucked up dude

So apparently my province is absolutely fine on beds and ventilators. How about your states and provinces, /smg/? Have you looked at your local health authority's projections?

>>18141702
it was pretty fuckin rough around here the past few weeks

>>18141692
I will not part...with a single roll..

>>18141165
Shut up nigger

>>18141702
Afterhours/weekends it’s usually just a shitfaced tripfag responding to himself

>>18141702
you should see it when the market is normal, just people talking about biomemes and baggie rambling. Got real bad with tripfags but this crash purged them

>>18141719
kek

>>18141343
Fuck you

>>18141666
invest in purdue, got it

>>18141612
Obviously I dont want that to be true but its probability since like 19th century even in V bottoms. However I think next week will have a pump because some big indices will be opening April at the rare BBB signal. banks, euro countries, oil ect

>>18141688
>>18141698
i just want to feel what is it like yo win or lose, and i just found this 100$ cleaning my washing machine so im just gonna buy something and leave until after coronavirus shit. i was thinking southwest, ExxonMobil and bunch of GE?

>>18141702
I'm just here to distract myself from the fact that some bitch here at work was ten feet away from where I am right now a couple days ago and she has the virus.

>>18141539
>Heroine
>Kills herself at the first sign of real adversity denying thousands of people the help she surely would have provided to them
Wow yeah really inspiring.

Lads I'm retarded but I'll leave /biz/ forever and just DCA down SWPPX in an IRA for the rest of my life if someone tells me whether I should hodl or just take the 30-50% loss after whatever monday brings.
I fell for the memes last week and bought a couple 4/17 $8 SPY $210p and then a couple other bear options on the way up and another of the same SPY puts for cheaper thinking the market was gonna turn sooner, now down to about 70%. Is 140+% return on my current position unreasonable? I'll survive either way but I don't like losing money obviously

>>18141744

Brokerages really need to implement $ minimums

>>18141744
None of those is in your price range, my dood.

>>18141751
>Probably touched the same door knobs she did
Oh baby you got the rona!

>bitcoin dropping like a rock
>all my money tied up in fucking amd

No way to drop this till monday is there?

>>18141744
bears backing the chief, Im talking with thpseonly provide consultancy, I dont run shop
fr I had no idea you nerds liked anime this much

Can someone explain to me what happens when no one pays their rent?
Of course they don't have to right now, but doesn't this completely fuck the banks?

Thank you Wendy-chan!

>>18141744
just buy some memecoins or pennystocks

>>18141724
Why are the tripfags gone

>>18141774
like i said I just want to get the feeling of it, im not buying 100 shares. last time i checked 1 share of ExxonMobil is 36$

>>18141785
/wrists
>>18141780
>what happens
bad things

>>18141744
>southwest, ExxonMobil and bunch of GE?
You can't buy a bunch of GE with $100, poorfag. Nevermind stacking other shit on top of it. And your max return would be 300% if we mooned straight back to ATH. Woo. $200.

>tfw Bull and markets ended red

T-This isnt a Bulltrap right?

>>18141795
banks become insolvent, maybe?

>>18141794
To truly invest you would need more.

Having said that XOM is a good buy and in about 7 years if you buy a share of it now your investment will have doubled from the dividend alone.

>>18141776
I walked through the same area she did a dozen times, our air is recirculated due to ESD concerns so there's basically no chance I don't have it.

>>18141781
nice

>>18141780
we don't really know what it's going to look like
this is an exciting new adventure we're all on

>>18141794
Does your broker let you buy less than a 100 shares?
Mine doesn't, be sure to check before you get rekt.

>These V and MA drops
I think I will put 25% of my money just into them after the next dump

You guys need to be buying more on the way down like I am. Yes you can make 20 dollars here and there swinging between TQQQ and SQQQ but the more you do that the less you're going to be in the right headspace to catch the real rip all the way back up. You'll end up selling out 10% into the move and never getting all the way back in. I already stand to turn this 60k into over 200k when this is all over. As we move down I'll be putting another 100k in that's sitting on the sidelines. If I get that positioned the way I want I'll be sitting on half a million before the year is out. Sure I'll miss a few grand trying to trade the support and resistance but in the end I'll make a whole lot more.

>>18141779
Thats a joke for I went on a trip and it was very enlightening fellas. Jeez.

>>18141780
It will start a chain reaction of fucking that will only stop at the link that can absorb the loss. It could be your homeowner or it could go all the way up to the government.

>>18141780
>Of course they don't have to right now, but doesn't this completely fuck the banks?
the ones that are currently receiving like 7 different bailout programs, 0% 90-day loans, 0.1% overnight loans, just had their capital requirements suspended, and are selling their bonds and MBSs directly to the Fed?

>>18141781
>$1000

>>18141838
I'm up 9000% doing the thing you said not to

>>18141838
smart guy, whish i had a good stack to invest with. Well my monthly cheques are going into stocks thats like 800euros a month in stocks. I hope the market dips more so I'll have more months to collect cheap stocks. Hoping to hit 100k oneday.

I have a newb question, since Schwab doesn't charge fees/commission anymore, is there any downside to just buying VTI/VOO with Schwab instead of Schwab etfs like SCHB?

>>18141838
There isn't going to be a rip up. Once options stop being where the money is at stocks just crab their way to new highs or lows.

Jesus christ we are so fucked

>>18141862
Post your 45% weekly return.

>>18141880
AHHHH PLANES INVADING AMERICAAAAA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18141880
What are the blue planes?
Actually what are the planes supposed to be representing other than flights?

>>18141828
>exciting new adventure
I like that

>>18141898
infected planes

>>18141864
Congratulations but 9000% starting with how much? And if you're up that high then understand there's a lot of luck involved and you're taking some big risk. A few missteps and it's gone. My way of just buying the biggest dips and DCAing on the way to the bottom is as close to guaranteed as it gets in this game. And a massive black swan is the best time to get started seeing how many fortunes were made buying the 2008 recession dip. There's a guy posted here a while back that went in 100k into SPXL and a treasury ETF in '08. He's a millionaire now.

>>18141826
Shit. Best of luck man. Hydrate and eat healthy for the next two weeks + get some vitamin C.

>>18141879
I don't see the market crabbing back long term. People in the US are going to get sick of lockdown real fast and are gonna start buying their lattes and F-150s like the good old days real soon, virus be damned. And they're gonna do it with a vengeance. The demand will come back quick and supply will ramp up to meet it. Watch and see. Don't miss it

>>18141828
Thanks. Here's another sell-buy with mutual funds I did.
I'm still unsure if I should've bought back in this early, but at least I avoided a pretty hefty loss either way.

>>18141862
I mean, why not, right?

>bought a bunch of stock in oil companies because my dad said I'll make a profit by next year
>lost 3000 on the first day

If Trump abolishes the Fed, are we green on Monday!?

>>18141760
p-please respond

>>18141937
It's only lost if you sell

>>18141826
Shit man you shoulda at least fucked her

>>18141913
Thank you. Started with about $250, and yes, it was a lot of luck. However, I feel like a lot of us saw this coming.
I did pull out half of it to invest in safer things while I play around with the other half.

>>18141941
Trump isn't going to abolish the fed and even if he does no I think it would lead to more uncertainty in the market.

>>18141941
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

>>18141935
And they'll fucking die. Are you retarded?

>>18141760
What do you even use to do that?

>CNBC saying this bear market is over and is the shortest bear market in history and we should buy now
>BUY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

Coronavirus is nothing niggers we open back up in April and the golden bull run of the entire century begins.

>>18141872
You'll make it. Dollar cost averaging has been proven to beat everything else long term including buying the dip. The only way to beat DCAing into index ETFs is to buy the dip with leverage so consider some 2x or 3x ETFs or options to juice some returns right now. When things get back to normal you can always sell the leveraged stuff and buy regular stocks and ETFs like SPY

>>18141780
No idea. I'm also wondering what the affects of possible hyperinflation on the world reserve currency can do.

>>18141941
That would be very bullish. For my puts.

>>18141988
what, buy SWPPX? just a regular schwab account. I'm not telling you how to buy options so you don't yolo like I did

>>18141941
priced in

What are the odds of US falseflagging shit in the middle east to save shale sector?

>>18142004
So many new things will be learned from this shit show.
>>18141828
>exciting new adventure
I agree.

>>18142028
I heard Colombia was the hot new target for CIA subversion.

>>18141987
Herd immunity my friend. Yes many people will die but guess what. That's gonna happen anyway. People in the US aren't social distancing. Almost everybody here is gonna get this virus. It's a fait accompli at this point. Millions could die and then what happens? The rest don't and life goes on. I know you're scared right now and you've been watching a lot of TV and probably been doing some pretty macabre ruminating in your free time. It seems bad and it is. Guess what else. Life will go on and people will get used to it and start buying and producing shit again. It's as simple as it is and there's nothing retarded about it. People can only live in abject fear for so long then they just go numb and live their lives. The vast majority will not succumb when they get it anyway.

>>18142014
I'm not gonna fuck with that for a while yet. Only using robinhood right now, wasnt sure if that was even a feature of the program

>>18141029
Dunning-kruger? Oh I love that stupid ass insult. You are a complete and utter faggot.

>>18142000
They are doing it because there's too many people listening to all the bad news and don't feel confident going back in, we are definitely heading for another drop but they need to get people in before the big boys pull the rug. When confidence is at 0% and you confused the bears and scared off the bulls there's no money moving around.

>>18142028
The only actor you could do anything to that would actually change how fucked oil is is Saudi Arabia.
We are much more likely to start shit in South America as mentioned by >>18142033

Explain to me why a month profit gap eqauls the destruction of half a companies value?

>>18142058
If we break the shelter and stay to soon the cases will rise to fast for hospital capacity. What might have been a 1% mortality rating will be 10% as not everyone will receive adequate medical care. The point of social distancing and shelter and stay is to slow the amount of infections so the hospitals and governments can deal with cases in a reasonable manner.

>>18142077
i wish the US would just raze south america and add one more fucking humongous state

>>18142028
They put a 15million bounty on Maduro 2 days ago and are preparing soldiers for an operation against Hezbollah in Iraq. So I'd say very likely.

>>18142058
Infinite QE is going to fuck things harder than deaths or a pause in working will.

MAGIC THE GATHERING PRICES CRASHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojLaieUsYDE
THIS IS IT BOYS, ITS ALL OVER! THE TRUE BEAR SIGN!
Don't fear though, Rudy is still buying!!

>>18142058
The reason they are trying to slow the spread is for the hospitals. Once they get overrun the death rate will spike much higher and not to mention less resources for of medical problems not related to corona.

>>18140794
On Monday morning, the world officially enters the age of totalitarian Jewish hegemony with Chabad at the controls of the US military, all it's arms, and complete foundational control of the world's currency issuing. They also have everyone at home. Now they get to use the lockdown sweep the entire western world for "nazis" and "incel terrorists". Permanent age of darkness begins now.

>>18142082
Because even at current figures most companies are still overvalued and in the bubble. This drop popped much of that bubble. It's just that most companies were running on it that they need bailouts.

>>18142082
>just a month
>just a gap
Most companies need to run continuously to maintain cash flow. Cash flow determines their value and eligibility for loans. If they stop getting money for a month, they can't pay suppliers, they can't pay employees, they can't pay rent, they can't pay interest, they can't pay bonds, they can't pay investors. Where are they going to get money to stave over disaster when they were already using it to grow the business? Companies are greedy and stupid just like normal people. If you couldn't pay rent for a month or two, you get evicted, then you can't pay credit cards and get hit with fees and interest, then you cant afford food and you get sick and then you're done. Exact same thing for a company but on a larger, more complex scale.

>>18142085
This. Some hospitals are at max cap and medical staff are getting sick. Lets say you need a appendectomy. Well you go in and during recovery you get corona from the nurse who has no symptoms. With corona alone you might be fine but now you're recovering from corona and surgery. Now you need a ventilator and you should be fine, but oh fuck they gave you a shit barely working one from 1987. Also something weird about corona is that people exposed to more of it seem to get it worse. Some are theorizing the virus has an abnormally high survival length outside the body.

Absolute clown market

I feel like real schizofrenic is hell which it is but I feel the break coming into psychosis
Already happened to my brother and it runs in our family should I fight the break or let the schizo run through?
It might allow me to talk to God directly and allow myself to actually feel invinvible

>>18142145
But I have a rainy day fund for a minimum of 5 month unemployed

>>18141371
>>18141486
Oh I see. But what did you mean by 10% a day in January? The premium?

>>18142158
baffling
can you imagine telling someone they would pay people to take oil six years ago

>>18142145
The running on debt has been a concern in the US since the 1970s. Like 90+ percent of American households literally do not have enough money/assets/etc. to meet their financial obligations for more than 30 days. I don't know what the numbers are for the corporate world but I'd expect it's even greedier. Partly because of QE measures which can act as a buffer for leveraging debt and partly the money tap of bailouts if you really do get "big enough". Whatever that means.

>>18142165
if evens fight for all your worth
if odds let the madness flow through you

>>18142145
What's kind of hilarious is that the U.S. is literally the only country in which this kind of insanity is going on. Consider the Eurozonewhere, while things are kind of bad, they are weathering the storm quite well. Meanwhile in Japan and China things went down for most of a month and there was no major concerns.
Contrast this with the U.S. where the entire system nearly collapses all because we need to take a few weeks off to let a pandemic run its course.

>>18142106
The Treasury needs to do something, they need to step into the marketplace and start buying

someone needs to keep the card market moving, we can't just let it seize up

how do I short brazil
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-idUSKBN21E3IZ

>>18141880
It's insane that domestic flights still exist

Oil Bros whats the game plan? Are we going to see more dips across the board on all oil related stocks like refiners and tankers or is just going to impact the producers the most?

Also what plays do you have in mind? Im bag holding XOM (37), BP(24), and RDS (34) should I take my losses and redeploy that capital to buy in another crash?

>>18142110
Please just shut the fuck up

>>18142058
It will take around six to nine months to build a solid herd immunity while minimizing deaths by not saturating hospitals. NY hospital staff are already feeling burnt out and things haven't really started. You're underestimating this.

NEW!!!

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>>18142184
Thanks Daddy :3

>>18142171
Businesses would need millions, or billions to stay afloat for 5 months. Some business can't even stop for a day, let alone a month. In good times, why would you hold enough cash to "stay afloat" a few months when you can open a new store which will increase cash flow, look better for investors, and attract new customers?

>>18142197
Its true that US businesses are most affected by debt crisis, but it really does trickle down. The EU has different sets of measures but are also more centralized power, at the top level, bankers and corporations and governments are basically the same thing so they just all agree to not fuck each other. In the US, its a lot more wild west, survival of the fittest. Its both led to our massive success and our biggest weakness.

>>18141880
>>18142223
Unlike Europe, US is huge and to travel by anything but plane could take a few days. This is why air lines are top of the list for bailouts. In EU, everything is much closer and you can get around by train reasonably fast. Theres no way you could take a train from Dallas to New York, or Jacksonville to San Francisco in a meaningful amount of time otherwise.

>>18142197
That's partly explained by the fact that many Euro economies aren't all that bubbly. Most had accepted that Germany was heading into a recession even without the virus and Japan is in perpetual stagflation. It's the US that was standing on a teetering tower built on 11 years of interventions.

>>18141111

What are your expectations for Monday?

I think I am going to put every paycheck I get for the next year into KO GOOGL MSFT without even looking at the prices

>>18142343
BLOOD RED
>>18142355
Good luck.

>>18142355
Not a terrible plan. I set up auto deposit into some mutual funds. What are you investment goals?

>>18142085
>>18142108
>>18142148
You guys aren't getting it. People aren't social distancing. I drove to the beach earlier and took a picture that I posted in the last thread of a large group of young and old people queuing up at a restaurant like nothing was happening. No masks, no gloves, nothing. Just chilling out as normal. The hospitals are going to get overrun. This will happen very soon and it'll suck bad. In short order many of the most vulnerable will be dead and they won't need medical care any more. The problem of hospital space partially solves itself. The rest of the solution is US industrial capacity going full retard on ventilators, makeshift hospitals, and bringing enough warm bodies up to speed so there are enough health providers to go around. The problem gets dealt with and life goes on. Maximum 3% perish then as I said above life goes on. The vast majority of the population wouldn't have died in any case and many people on the edge will get enough care to pull through. Simple as that. Terrible disease, people die, the rest move on. Cap this

>>18142355
That sounds like a great plan actually. Buy and sit on them for years. Become boomer of the future in 2050

>>18141617
Fellow bobo you are too bullish
-1,111%, yes you will have to pay someome to take your stocks

>>18142380
People are social distancing where I am.and just imagine the outcry when the government decides to just leave people on the curb and let them die. No one who can prevent it is going to do that. I'm not saying your idea couldn't work (I don't think it would) but I very strongly suspect Trump will continue the shelter in place order past April and maybe May.

>>18141111
Holy fuck hes the chosen one

>>18142375
I’m 24 with no debt, no girlfriend, make 80k and live with my parents. I will continue to do so for the next 2 or 3 years, so I might as well try to set myself up with something interesting to go along with my 401k. I don’t know enough about this stuff to try anything crazy

>>18142424
I guess we'll have to disagree. We'll see who is right very soon.

>>18142450
Should probably throw in some SPY or VOO or VTI. They are some good ETFs that will pay some dividends and diversify without needing to think about it yourself.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/etf.asp

>>18141937
Screenshot? I want to see what you bought that youre literally down 3k. What did you do? Buy over 10k shares?

>>18142496
Why would you pick one over the other for long term holding?

>>18142571
They are all pretty similar in that they hold a wide variety of reliable companies. If you want to know more youd have to look at the actual holdings and see if it has companies you like. Otherwise in reality there's little meaningful difference. You could even just put $50 in each and see how they each perform.

I'm gonna find a movie and propose it for /smg/ movie night. I probably won't make it but you guys can put it to a vote or something
Give me a bit to find "legally" "sourced" "movies" that are "good"

"ok"?

>>18141539
a real an heroine

>>18142058
Herd Immunity does not exist. It's an unproven MYTH. If herd immunity exists why do we keep getting THE FLU? Oh yeah because it fucking mutates into 4000 different strains!! COVID-19 has already mutated into 40 strains.

Stop believing lies they taught you in 5th grade. It's all fake.

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