/biz/ - Business & Finance

im fuccin hungover bros
slept through market hours

Is this bullish?
https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1243610858204217344?s=19

HAHAHAAH "WE CAN SEND VENTILATORS TO BORIS JOHNSON HE NEEDS THEM"

>>18136825
why the fuck do i have to have a useless 2k sitting in interactive brokers just to trade options

>>18136861
He did not say that are you serious

>>18136855
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4cCd9m3xY
here is a recap

>Cruise Lines get no Stimulus
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18136825
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

>we sent ventilators to NY

trump lying again.

>Were the last shorts squeezed after 4 day of pumping?
>Yes
>Did we trigger the bull run threshold?
>Yes
>Have the jornous baited them back into buying?
>Yes
>Did the bill pass?
>Yes
>...

>>18136861
>we dont need ventilors
>I am federal mandating GM to make ventilators we need more. Ford go fast!

>>18136858
Sorry wtf is he trying to say? That it's not the kikes people should be mad at?

I bought stocks today, how fucked am I in the long run? Like 6 months to 1 year from now.
Bought AAL, DAL, ALK, SAS, BP, MSFT and AMD.

Today was great. I wasn't planning on going back in, but the tiny dump we had convinced me to get back in. All in on American Semiconductors. Specifically, MCHP, MU, SWKS, MXIM, XLNX.

>>18136858
bullish
if you take out a loan, you have to pay it back or you get your shit taken
those are the rules

>>18136894
thanks for recap

>>18136886
Yes he did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESRi5j8PceY

Next week or week after will be the true bottom. We may or may not break the previous low, but we'll test it. Screenshot this.

does trump have a speechwriter? all the covid briefings sound like a shitty monthly business review

>>18136825
>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd

>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

>>18136858
Extremely bullish!

>>18136910
>activate crab-17

BE APPRECIATIVE!

>>18136915
>buying the peak

FUCK CORONA
FUCK GOOGLE CAPTCHAS
FUCK GOOK MOOT

>futures down almost 1000


Get the orange clown off the stage!!!!

BE APPRECIATIVE
>BE APPRECIATIVE

I WANT THEM TO BE APPRECIATIVE

>>18136916
>buying literally the day a bull trap starts to reverse
lol what

>>18136855
same lol

>>18136910
Dump eet

>>18136898
Such ugly ships

>>18136935
>all the bobos with their puts
lol

>>18136911
its for us and the world faggot he just answered your libshit media brethren trying the same troll question

I have a software that sees what the big firms and market makers trade. Tell me why I shouldn't trade what they trade but with less money.

>>18136912
He is basically saying that debt collectors shouldn't be shutdown because they hire blacks and Hispanics to claim the debts.

>>18136898
>not yet
2nd stimulus in the works

I love Trump's rambling

FUCKING UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCH FROM MICHIGAN

>>18136976
>Tell me why I shouldn't trade what they trade but with less money.
You wont get a bail out printed for you.

>>18136910
Damp eet

>>18136967
But according to him we didnt need them yesterday but now we do suddenly? Even though its a nothingburger flu? Go back to /ptg/ you simp trump is 100% retarded with this virus thing.

>>18136988
Jews and blacks working together to steal from the white men how utterly out of character.

>>18136976
Because their investments only make sense when they trade with volume.

The only places that have cars at them are banks....

>>18136976
because those are hedges which you can't do or won't

>>18136943
>>18136915
Did I really fuck up?

Who’s this fat cunt and why is he mocking governors for being distressed in a time of crisis??

President Pence needs to get this retard off the stage. What the fuck is he talking about?!

Remember the good old times when we discussed individual stocks and companies instead of shitcoins like SPY or DIA?

Kek he’s actually not doing so bad right now

>>18137024
I guess we'll find out.

Literally rambling today again

>>18136990
>implying stimulus would save the stock
Bruh

What was /smg/ reaction from 3:30-4:00?

>>18137034
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18137024
At least you've got the weekend to figure out burial arrangements, write an obit, and leave the bags for someone else to hold before you neck yourself.
F.

King fool is speaking.

>>18137032
>individual stocks and companies instead of shitcoins like SPY or DIA?
Remember when billion dollar companies didnt have daily price movements like shitcoins? I remember making fun of stock boomers for their 1% swings as volatile.

>>18136988
LMAO gas them all then but particularly because they're (((diverse)))

>>18137019
>>18137003
>>18137023
I just want to do a calendar straddle swap so badly

Jeez this dude is rambling lmfao
He can't even answer the fucking question

>>18137024
the House always wins

>>18137047
I expected it. But I was already locked in until Monday :(

>>18137032
I just take a nap everyday while the markets are up.

>>18136915
You literally bought the exact right edge of a bear trap.
Don't be too embarrassed though. I literally sold the exact left edge of the trap, and didn't start option hedging until two thirds up.

>I LOVE CHINA

>>18136976
What software is it?

This country wont survive another 4 years of this idiot.

>>18137014
yesterday he said our country probably wouldnt need them you ignorant faggot. he just reaffirmed this 10 minutes ago to the fakenews journoshit. but Trump explained that we have fucking allies, people who we want to help, who dont have manufacturing capability on our level. we will probably end up shipping ventilators throughout europe

>>18137056
Get around bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HefMO2_HcRU

Italy is not slowing down

>>18137020
Banks wants to empty the banks, fill the street with banks and run a bank making operation out of his banks.

>>18137087
>fakenews journoshit
The lamestream media am I right?

>he's not holding USD.

>>18137105
more like lugenpresse

>be new yorker
>live in a disgusting urban jungle
>be packed like rats in ancient buildings
>living costs are sky high
>shit tier weather
>literally no reason to live in new york other than employment and at that point you may as well move to a west coast or texan city
>delude yourself into thinking your dumpster tier city is worthwhile
>flyovers hate you
>south hates you
>west coast hates you, especially california where we have sensible city plans and great weather
>only part of the country that tolerates you is new england, new jersey, and chicago because somehow that place is worse
>now be ground zero for a plague from hell
man it must suck to be a new yorker

>>18136976
Because they dont know any better where the market is going. They have mandates in their funds of what they have to hold and in what proportion..

EASTER IS OFF THE TABLE

>>18137131
are you the same brainlet that makes the fake news headlines too

>>18137131
This ain't priced in!

>>18137099
But dad aren't some of those banks?

>>18137086
>>18137107
Hell yeah brother, neoliberals in the house! Biden 2020!

Look how different Trump is when the market is closed. What kind of lunacy will he push for Sunday night?

>>18136976
>I have a software that sees what the big firms and market makers trade
Certainly not

>>18137125
We are superior to you in every way. Go smoke some meth you rural retard.

>>18137131
The truth is ALWAYS ALREADY PRICED IN.

>>18137086
If this was Hillary and a dem senate then they'd have given 2T only to people making under 50k plus the most woke corporations. They'd also shoehorn Green New Deal stage 1 in there.

>>18137107
Holy shit. Is that really 80 whole dollars?

>>18137065
brewh

airlines are going to spike bigly

The US fed and Treasury fired all its weapons already, but there's 0 productive value being added to the economy. What is the Fed and Treasury going to do when the market keeps tanking and they have no more weapons?

>>18137162
Urbanite cope.

>>18137124
Careful there, that would get you in trouble with the presidents anti-Semitic bills he signed. MIGA right?!

>>18137125
>caring what people think about you
never gonna make it

>>18137047
disbelief
Then it dumped so fast I couldn't exit my positions at a profit
So i just held on hoped for jerome to pull some more magic bullshit out of his ass

>>18136905
Cool story bro
Anyway, you have an ID. What's your strategy for the next three months?
Here, I'm evenly split into gold, bonds from my country and physical dollars. I would put more into gold now to actually balance it; my shitty country (Brazil) is actually good to buy local bars, and stock is available near spot price.
I never gambled with stocks, and never will.

>>18137162
Where do you live in NY

>>18137125
where is your beloved orange man from? oh

>>18137131
I shuppose easter is off the table then

WHERE IS PRESIDENT PENCE???
HOW IS THIS GUY SURPRISED THAT THE PAPERS ARE TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING PANDEMIC???

Frens... I don't think this guy even reads the papers... He's not important, is he?

>>18137125
We do not tolerate NYers in New Hampshire. We don't even tolerate people from Boston. Those fuckers can come up to buy our no tax liquor then get the fuck out.

>>18137125
2 platers get their tires slashed, and windows broken in this part of Pennsylvania, I don't advocate that but it's pretty based.

>>18137129
Not true. They hire scientists to make trading models.

>>18137176
Mass destruction weapons electric boogaloo

They're going to nationalize the shit out of the failing airlines.

>>18136905
this is nu/smg/ now

>>18137162
Oof, that's a yikes from me sweetie

bullish and priced in

>Trump advocating nationalization of companies

>>18137125
Chicago is leagues better than Jew York and we are currently completely indifferent to the people from there.

Trump just said "we're going to have an incredible FOURTH quarter... or later but we'll see."
LMAO BULLNIGGERS BTFO

>>18137162
>literally mentioned I live in cali
man, new yorkers really are retarded

>>18137230
Is it 7 employees that work for eleven, or eleven employees of 7 idgi...

>>18137131
Of course, anon. Easter is outside.

>>18137098
They're not accelerating though. Daily cases peaked at 6.5k on the 21st, haven't broken that since.

>>18137250
Are you implying California doesn't have rural meth towns like Sacramento?

Fuck, 302 cases now, 7 dead in my state (KY). Still damn lucky though. Hell down below us they've got 1321 cases. To say nothing of the shit show in New York.

>>18137269
nah, we do. Fresno is hell on earth, try to avoid it if you can.

>>18137047
Opened puts at 3:28 and closed my calls at 3:31. Not perfectly timed, but holy shit that fast movement. +$1,200 in half an hour. Puts are still open, speculating a Monday crab and Tuesday dump.

>>18137255
one (1) 7-Eleven employee

>>18137220
Unless they put together a team that can develop a model similar/better than pic related, over the long term, they are not likely to beat the market. Hell even Buffet BTFO a hedge fund for a million $ bet

>>18137249
That's taking us to the next flu season. This recession is going to be fucking nuts.

>>18136910
>>18136905
>>18136858
>Look at me guys, I just recycle all of my posts from previous threads!

>>18137032
Seems like forever ago futures moving more than 1% in either direction was a rare occurrence.

>>18137162
suburbs here, lmao mad hivecucks versus mad farmers, gogogo

anyone want some popcorn and a joint? I grew it myself, in my large suburban backyard, shit's cash

>>18137291
Trump unironically said "by easter.. 2021"

Bullish

>you can call it a germ

>>18137176
>What is the Fed and Treasury going to do when the market keeps tanking and they have no more weapons?
Give Don Donald what he's wanting all along, a chance to refinance all his debt at negative interest rates.
You didn't think that he went into politics to do good, did you? He's in it to do well.

So is their any truth to people being reinfected with the Covid 19? Is this shit going to be endemic? Isn't that a big deal.

I sure hope there aren't any bearcucks in this thread betting against science and logic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSrQ213XiZ0

Has this been priced in, lads?

>>18137295
>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd

>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

>>18137315
>>18137291
This stimulus bill will do nothing. Most of it will be gone by mid April.

>>18137323
is this oc? tell him to fuck off

I hear Queen Elizabeth tested positive for COVID-19. Can anyone else confirm?

>>18137162
Dont you have a hospital to go coof in? Oh wait, your shit tier city's hospitals are full.

Suicide hotline at all time high and market has best week since 1938?
Also what is /smg/'s thoughts on Silver?

>>18137341
I actually don't mind this argument. We should have a crash this next week and I'll buy back in for the long hodl.

>>18137359
She dead, long live the Queen.

>>18137346
it's not even going to happen or reach people lmao

>Confirmed cases 101.657
>Total deaths 1.581
Source
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Now look at my previous post
>>18136042
>>Confirmed cases 100.717
>>Total deaths 1.544

Yeah, very bullish

>>18137346
The stimulus bill is unironically priced in. Hope people enjoyed the little bump we got there and jumped out.
It's down from here on.

>>18136948
would make a good jap-trap

>"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A REALLY GREAT FOURTH QUARTER, MAYBE AFTER THAT"

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>18137323
>The state of the USA
Throwing out people is illegal in Yurop now.

The dip basically over after the stimulus package right?

>>18136825
what's the best egg ticker

>>18137341
>Human trials for antivirals will take months for full approval
>Vaccine will take a year at least by most estimations
>'Dude why are you betting against science? BUY NOW!'

>>18137290
>secret super fund that somehow makes 50% per year
Yeaaaa, pretty sure its bullshit, otherwise they would already be the richest person(s) in the world.

Soon I'll get my 2400 from the govt. Thank god.

>>18137409
what is this painting depicting

>>18137396
>Leveraged clients

Unironically the actual problem that caused this market shit show isn't corona, it's a bunch of hedge funds and banks that levered up 10x-15x getting caught on the wrong side of a bet they couldn't afford.

>>18137409
We’ve already returned to normal. You’re nearly too late to buy buy buy!

>>18137424
Get out while you still can anon.

>>18137409
Trump just said that there will be no growth in any quarter this year basically

>>18137371

You don't know anything retard if you haven't been holding since the 60s you're unironically ngmi

>>18137437
I bought at 19. I'm good then.

Lost so much money after capitulating and selling my puts because of the relentless weeklong pumping that defied all rationality. I guess if it really was the bulltrap, I could buy back into puts since we may still have a long way down but i'm afraid i'm gonna get baited again.

>>18137420
>My bears in crypto just crabbing along for an entire fucking week
STOP IT! I'd rather they go full bull or bear, not this boring piece of shit

>>18137424
Rats being rats.

>>18137396
>It's down from here on.
>That pic
Im ready.

>>18137434
Yeah I know, this is a free money based shitshow that's been long time coming.
Corona just kicked things in motion, but we would have crashed within couple of years anyways.

>>18137424
Cooming

>>18137333
It would be great for his real estate business, but everything Trump is doing right now is why Japan never recovered from it's bubble economy.

>>18137439
i mean the actual painting. it looks like jews(?) stabbing a baby?

Does anyone have an updated graph comparing this crash to the 2008 and 1929 one?

>>18137424
My guess is blood libel

IS THIS BULLISH
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32777/covid-19-drives-command-teams-charged-with-homeland-defense-into-cheyenne-mountain-bunker
>IS THIS BULLUSH??
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32777/covid-19-drives-command-teams-charged-with-homeland-defense-into-cheyenne-mountain-bunker
IS THIS BULLISH
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32777/covid-19-drives-command-teams-charged-with-homeland-defense-into-cheyenne-mountain-bunker
>IS THIS BULLUSH??
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32777/covid-19-drives-command-teams-charged-with-homeland-defense-into-cheyenne-mountain-bunker

>>18137409
>More and more states going on full lockdown and saying non-essential businesses need to shut down
>Nobody spending their money on much of anything outside of food and their mortgage/rent
>Most epidemiologists expect us to still be at least a month away from the apex of all this shit

Yeah man the dip's over, buy in now

>>18137341
Anon... I know you’re being ironic and holy shit does Sara look cute there goddamn... she really bounced back from that pregnancy...

I don’t think cramer is bullish now but I forgot to sign up for his club so I dunno what he’s saying behind the scenes, except that they’ve been making trades lately. He’s raising cash all the time, looks to be deploying it in defensive stocks like CL.

He bought some GE after today’s pounding though kek

>>18137371
>>18137420
Be careful guys!
He said if you’re making a “long-term short” that’s a suckers bet. Sounds to me like “WE’RE GOING LOWER”

>>18137333
Maybe he got into it because of his ego.
Note that I'm not making a judgment, it's just that he loves the sweet sweet spotlight.
Nothing wrong with that.

>>18137273
502 reporting. They haven't shut states down, so commerce still exists, so I think the States' difference doesn't matter.

>>18137465
Its on /pol/ somewhere. Jews killing simon of trent or something.

>>18137474
Actually this might be priced in, this shit happens with any happening, same with subs going under for good. I’m balls deep in SPY puts before you call be a bullfag btw.

I'm not a lolbertarian but what sense is it when gold, gold futures, and the dollar are all down?

Don't be a cutie pie.

fucking wise guy lugenpresse cutiepie. fuck that lying piece of shit fakenews faggot kek

DONT BE A CUTIE PIE

Is being a cutie pie priced in?

bullish?

>>18137373
>She dead, long live the Queen.
Look, Charles might be into inter-species erotica, but he's not a woman.

>>18137514
Back2/pol/ with you

>>18137496
Yeah I agree but it's also delightfully apocalyptic. It's that same fun surreal-is-real now feeling you get watching empty streets on webcams in Manhattan.

>>18137393
Prices in

>>18137474
Stargate activated?

>>18137483
Never before in modern time has this much monetary and fiscal stimulus been thrown at a problem that has never happened in the modern world
3(trump, jerome, and congress) vs. 1(coronachan)

Who will win?

qt π uwu

>Gone for the whole day
>Check my portfolio
Anons what the fuck happened, I thought we were going back to normal. I was holding some SPXS so my losses weren't that bad but damn.

>>18137303
I don't think those comfy olden days are ever coming back bros...

>>18137543
Surely Jerome understands that the virus isn’t the issue... he has to...

>>18137478
IDK, anon. There are different perspectives on the future

>>18137483
I agree we're either bouncing off the last low or going through, maybe even to the 1800 range. That's my buy. If it goes lower, fuck it, 1800 is still pretty good. Not gonna split hares trying to time the exact bottom, it can't be lower than 1000.

>>18137550
you fell for his lies

>>18137323
Translation: "I am an overleveraged faggot and can't possibly afford missing my mortgage payments so you better buckle up and bring me my dime, peasant"
Go on, move out. What's he going to do, get paid?

>>18137520
Bullish and already priced in of course.

>>18137550
stupid bull retard

>>18137543
Pyrrhic victory? Trump and Powell's infinite loney printing sees us through the Whu flu only to suicide the nation at some point in the future?

>>18137557
>>>18137478
Pic also related

>>18137550
>going back to normal
A return to "normal", you say? What comes after that?

>>18137572
Someone post the return to "normal" bear pic

Ok panic sell Monday it’s over. I’ll take the loss, fuck it, this shit is going down and I’m not holding through it

>>18137572
trump brag tweet is an actual sell signal lol, it dumped the day after he tweeted like this the last time

>this much volatility 2 weeks in
I swear the higher it goes the more off board tourists we get who just want to shitpost and meme. When it goes down and stocks move at glacial paces again, expect them to go away.
VIX is literally the shitpost index

>>18137557

Epidemiologists are not politicians, and these numbers aren't making estimates about things 20 years in the future, but within a few months

>>18137589
>No source
dont believe your ((( bullshit )))

Pence is infected right?

>>18137568
>it can’t go lower than 100
Famous last words, my friend.

>>18137557
>>18137478
>>18137589
And of course

>ACTUAL PRESIDENT IS SPEAKING NOW.

>>18137572
He literally said "return to normal."

How bulls didn't pick up on this is mindblowing.

Why shouldn't I buy Airline shares and double my money in Summer.

If today wasn't the definition of peak "return to normal" I dont know what is.

>>18137615
Penced in

construction is gonna boom in a year when this year's hurricanes and flooding knock down all the buildings on the gulf coast with no one outside sandbagging shit or stopping fires or fixing broken power lines or clearing road debris stopping mass fucking looting and refugees concentrating into shelters all getting each other sick

>Uhh well he is very tired, Pence hasn't slept in 4 weeks
Pence got coof'd confirmed

How do I open a long position on cutie pies /smg/

>>18137624
Based and TA pilled

The heat death of the universe has been priced in.

>>18137624
five star post

>>18137591
>What comes after that?
The, AHHHHHHHHH, moment.

>>18137520
fug

>>18137633
it wasnt
dropped only 4% should have been atleast 1 circut breaker
we are at bear trap

>>18137633
You weren't around during that green week early March I guess.

pence looking a little paler than usual lol

>>18137443
...the 1960’s??
>>18137515
>>18137516
That was uhhhh

Time to buy some SH, DOG, RWM

AAAAAH ITS ALREADY SO EXPENSIVEEEE

>>18137624
Where are we now though?

>>18137625
Based and I WISH

>>18137673
>>18137676
bruhs...

>>18137478
You're right, the worst of coronavirus is yet to come. But by next week it will be clear that mass deaths are a reality in America. The market will crash again, possibly to 1800 or lower. But after "mass deaths in America" is accepted, how much worse does it get? And there's the huge upwards pressure of unlimited QE. That's bringing a nuke to a bioweapons fight.

>>18137603
Neither are
>muh exponential modelers
>>18137610
What about the acid rain false pandemic of the eighty's and nineties?

I'm simply shedding light that those that predict the future are typically wrong

>>18137624
Lelino

pence giving a shout out to tim apple

>>18137684
Fractals within fractals and now I’ve got the FUD...

>>18137523
this is pol you faggot. fuck off back to redit if you dont like it

>>18137677
He has to keep on doing Trump's work.
Trump already said how Pence keeps on calling the governors that Trump refuses to talk to.
If it wasn't for Pence I'm sure the situation would be even more of an absolute fucking mess.

>>18137610
>he thinks "global warming" is real despite no evidence for it

>>18136905
>have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing
>/biz/ is just a bunch of degenerates, gamblers, shitposters, and some actual professionals muddying the waters with bullshit anonymously on the internet
Everyone here knows exactly why they're here and what part they play, you faggot. What don't you understand about it?

>>18137678
>Where are we now though?
The beginning of a new era.
Can you ride a horse, shoot a bow and build a hut out of mud?

>>18137716
>being a drumpftard

>>18137725
Ted Kuczynski is cackling in his prison cell right now.

>>18137716
Imagine if that were real, and when asked what he meant he would say "nincompoop"

For everyone bagholding leveraged ETFs:

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4107640-playing-fire-how-long-can-you-safely-hold-3x-leveraged-etf

>>18137690
>the acid rain false pandemic

That was actually happening you retard, and we solved it through cutting out doing the shit that was causing it

Who is this Ghoul speaking.

>>18137752
KING NAGGER of course

>>18137690
you are cherrypicking the wrong ones when not mentioning the ones that got it right

>no evidence
niggle me this batman, if global warming WERE a conspiracy and all the millions of scientists were all colluding to fuck over the coal industry and pursue renewable energy, then WHY are they doing it? What are they making all this shit up with no evidence? who benefits?

consider, for one second, that your side who believes its a hoax, is on the side of those already in power who are afraid of losing power

>>18137748
What's he thinking right now?

>>18137719
Please retard don’t do this

>>18137777
Coronavirus would probably not be a global pandemic in his pre-industrial society for sure

>>18137775
I'm a PhD scientist but this is a horrible argument, you could use it to support gender studies and critical theory to bring down le patriarchy just because there are plenty of professors doing it

>>18137765
Secretary of Education

>>18137719
>>18137780


Based

The global warming hoax is ridiculous. Only the smoothest brain fools believe that shit.

Down 3.6% today, but up 7% for the week, and considering how utterly fucked the last month has been I'm taking the victory lap. If we do actually dump hard on Monday, I got paid today so I'm going to do the usual and DCA some stuff and get others cheap

>remote colorado mountain town

>>18137777
Czeched and based

>>18137690
If they're wrong, and we act, we've reduced deaths from air pollution, which kills millions each year.
If they're right, and we act, we prevent a calamity that will kill potentially billions both because of climate instability and the resulting conflicts and migrations.
If they're wrong, and we don't act, nothing happens.
If they're right, and we don't act; the heat in America or the rising sea level is the least of your worries, because roving packs of niggers displaced from the inhospitable tropics will have destroyed society and Russia will have probably nuked them at least once, causing multiple limited nuclear exchanges. India and Pakiatan are inhospitable due to both the climate and the fact they nuked the shit out of each other, and the world literally floods with radioactive poo.

>>18137759
good to know, thanks anon. makes me feel better about holding these sqqq bags for a few more days.

>>18137777
>I tried to warn them....I tried to warn them and they just fucking laughed....
also checked

>>18137777
Quads. Nice. Very nice. I don't know how much news do they get in prison, he's probably worried he's gonna get corona.

>>18137818

>>18137767

>>18137823
pascal's wager, still a piece of sophistry as useless as the first time it was used

>>18137807
The argument is plenty valid, consider that you believe what you believe because someone somewhere stands to lose a lot of money from it.

this is true about 95% of politics.

Is this priced in? I mean corona chan just surpassed tbc

>>18137823
if you also flesh out the "we act" sections to include the economic effects of reducing emissions (more, since USA is already the world leader in decreasing emissions) by hamstringing the economy while allowing china and india to continue polluting at much higher rates than we currently do, then this might be a valid argument

>>18137875
okay, so disprove the example then. do you think there isn't a lot of money to be made in climate alarmism?

>>18137866
It's Pascal's wager, except the scientific consensus is conclusive on the existence of God, which would make it a pretty fucking easy choice.

>>18137866
Wow you’ve disproved pascal’s wager? Wonderful, gather around everyone, anon’s going to blow our minds. Go ahead, anon!

>>18137814
just wait for the bottom it comes later this year

I want to be rich. How to rich?
How much is a family?

>tfw when you bought MGM @ $6.56 a share And you’ve been holding ever since

The market is doing what again?

>>18137759
w-what about 2X leveraged...?

>>18137725
I can do none of these things, but I'm willing to learn!

>>18137763
>>18137780
>Being this much of a brainwashed sheep
They have been preaching the same bullshit for decades. Where you even alive when The Day After Tomorrow came out?

Ok so more people die and shit and get infected. Yes that's all bad. But already there is shortage of medical and TP. The number of dead/infected keep growing. Soon no longer enough medical people, no longer enough people to man the factories,farms,etc. At that point supply lines break. At that point we're totally fucked. You may as well forget about any recovery from any vaccine cause hell that's what 12 months away at least.

>>18137932
>Where you even alive
Giga-brain, yes, I’ve seen the movie. Great rebuttal, you’ve won

Short oil?

>>18137894
If you want to argue we shouldn't massively overhaul our infrastructure, you should ask yourself how China turned Shenzhen from an open field to the Chink edition of the entire West Coast tech and industrial base. Massive infrastructure investment. Coal is cheap and shit and that's why the Chinese use it. We should string up the faggot culture warriors by their toes with piano wire and mass fucking produce nuclear power plants. If you came over to our side, we'd outnumber those fucks, and so long as you don't, I have to side with them, despite them being massive insufferable faggots.

Fucking imagine if part of the usa gets rekt by a hurricane or earthquake while this is going on.

>>18137922
>I can do none of these things, but I'm willing to learn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLoukoBs8TE

>>18137919
buy some kneepads and learn to suck cock

>>18137962
Wait until late may then buy it

>>18137919
short the current market. buy puts

test

>>18137962
Oil will probably continue to bleed for a while, but the big gains are over. Chad move is 2022 oil calls.

>>18137777
He is unironically my idol, not even as much as warren buffett is. I was thinking he must know from his letter network. He probably will say it's a nothing burger and it's not enough stress on the system.

>>18137866
How is Pascals Wager sophistry? It’s a decision matrix with risk categories. Pretty standard stuff.

COOF ON STREAM

>>18137916
The problem with Pascal's wager in the religious context is that it has a single "true or false" term for God, while the reality of human belief systems is that you'd need to blow that chart out for every God, cross off the incompatible ones...and it turns out not believing really isn't any worse than choosing a specific God.

>trump orders food to be shipped to every child in america.

>>18137970
Flooding season is gonna hit some places soon. If Houston/New Orleans starts to flood from heavy rain we get some extra damage going on.

>>18137896
except you're doing the same thing the original wager does, your options are overly simplifed either through stupidity or malicious intent
>>18137916
nobody actually takes it seriously anymore after the Year of our Lord 1700, right?

>>18137932
The Day After Tomorrow was never a documentary, it was a cheap drama film. It has about as much to do with climate change as Volcanos in New York or whatever the fuck that movie was called does with the Yellowstone caldera.

So, tell me about Monday. Green or red?

>>18137970
>Los Angeles destroyed by the next big one
I wouldnt even be surprised

>>18138041
tame. -2%. tuesday maybe big dump

>>18138041
Green

>>18138032
Or through the fact it's a fucking 4chan post and I'm not going to do a four page analysis for each option? Which governments have done, and most of them end up going down the green path? Not enough nukes, but that's because we've struck an unholy alliance with the faggot SocJus types, because sensible racist gentlemen such as yourself refuse to accept climate change is real

PANERAPANERAPANERA
FOOD LUNCHES
SCHOOL IS LUNCHES!!!
DONT WORRY FOOOD!!!

Oh shit, he mentioned BASED Pepsico!!

>left Fauci for until everyone got bored and turned off the TV
FUCK
Short etfs already popped...

>>18138004
kek I love pleberson though, he got me out of a VERY dark time. Struggling again now though...

>>18138041
Probably green to subvert rational expectations and inject retail money into commercial firms.

>>18138062
What makes you say that? Why Tuesday?

>>18138041
>Green or red?
Yes.

>>18137919
WHY DID YOU MAKE THE BABY BLACK?!??!??!
Is it because the japs see foreigners as black? Am I a black to them? Yes... maybe that's why my child is so black, because I'm black.

>>18138100
Correction: You are a nigger.

>>18137763
>>18137775
>>18137823
I'm not going to bother wasting my time with climate change on the business section of a Tiberian sauerkraut forum.
You aren't pegging the exact rise and fall of a bug that's possibly been around for half a year in the US, whose death toll has arguably been negligible. Period.

>>18138078
market maker pump and dump cycle

>>18138110
Nah that's only for black Americans. In america I'm a cauc. In japland, I'm a foreigner.

>>18137777
Checked

>>18138073
they end up going down the green path because it gives them the most power. and you're disingenuous or stupid when you say that clean air results from lowering our CO2 output and that there are no costs associated with doing that while painting the worst case scenario for the other option.

>>18137961
>>18138039
>its not a documentary
No shit? Maybe it was just another example of the endless stream of overblown propaganda pieces to fuel fear in order to suck money out of people and government and control corporations?

>>18138009
Sure, but in the general context of how it is used (it’s better to react to x than not react to x), I fail to see it as a piece of sophistry.

As for that counter argument, I personally think it’s weak. Yes, Pascal assumes the existence of one God, but to say that the existence of other potential and different Gods invalidates his original argument can just be extrapolated endlessly. You could just as easily say “yes but what if acting against global warming actually made it worse/failed because you didn’t account for y”; obviously you have to exclude other factors from the basic proposition

>>18138100
Cause someone asked me too

Newfaggot here.

Why does /biz/ have IDs?

>>18138175
stops kikes from shilling

>>18138175
because you touch yourself at night

>>18138175
Prevents pajeets from samefagging to shill their favorite shitcoins

>>18138175
shilling shitcoins

>>18138175
Lurk moar or >>>/r/eddit

>>18138170
oh.
Can you make it white?

>>18138197
>>18138192
>>18138189
Stop spoon feeding newfags

>>18138175
Every thread was just one guy replying to himself about how great his new chit coin was
>Look frends I find new coin, it is top technology!
>Wow really good find, thanks friend
>This is amazing, change my life for good
>I already made 5000% returns, you in?
>Coin maker here, join our discord
>very good coin, please buy
>we are doing pump today, join and you make lots money

>>18137976
For emergency boog purposes in the post apocalypse, PVC bow is probably more practical. Making bows out of wood may or may not be practical depending on locale. In order to make an effective longbow you need decent hardwood, preferably dry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTkNNbZk5Ms

>>18138175
Because niggers are black

What happened in the last few days lads? Checked my stonks for the first time in a week and they seem to be doing alright again

>>18137572

>>18137673
Yes, clownworld bear trap

Is the breakdown of the fabric of society priced in?

So if the terms of the small business loans are so good, should I be bullish on the Russel after the next big selloff?

>>18137716
Dude seriously go back to your fucking containment board.

>>18138307
Get help, /pol/nigger.

>>18138073
So, you struck an unholy alliance. With the same side that scared everyone off the eventual replacement of coal poweplants with nuclear. Thus making it the problem that it is today. For man made climate change theory. A theory that has to constantly change and remodel itself like the big bang theory. With global temperatures rising linearly instead of exponentially like co2 output.

>>18138312
>killed a 36 year old train

>>18138365
I wonder how old the 747's still in service are. Think there are still any from the 60's?

>>18138307
But if you believe this shouldn't you be holding inverses and puts right now, and sell them to buy stonks next week before the return to BRRRRR?

>>18138285
>close to China before anyone else
>takes action before anyone else
>"HE BOTCHED IT! WHY DIDNT HE LISTEN TO OUR LIES??? EVERYONE HURRY UP AND PANIC NOW!!!! ORANGE MAN BAD!!"

>>18138006
I don't know man
There was once a big epidemic of evil, and God decided to make, like, a quarantine.
He said a good man to build a big boat for his family.
Then God flooded the entire planet to kill the infected.
But he forgot the Devil was waterproof, so here we are.
He is a silly God. Why would I worship him?

>>18137615
Doesn't look like it but Melania might be.

>>18138405
Don't make me post your case count

>>18138365

>>18138525
>>18138525
>>18138525
new

>>18138111
>with climate change

We aren't talking about modern climate change. You said acid rain was a false thing, when we have actual data of it happening, what we did about it, and the results

A couple threads ago someone was giving tips on a bunch of gold stocks. I meant to keep that thread open so I could look into them myself, but I closed the wrong window sometime today.
Anyone who knows what thread that was and can link it to save me searching through 2 dozen threads?

His divvy is fat and safe from the ax. He will be there still after 30+ years. 40 shares of Him do I now have all bringing down 83.20 a year, not counting divvy hikes of course. One of several holdings in my bag almost all of which pretty much bring me gains and divvy payments out the ass. So I just sit back and wait and collect divvies as the time just passes by till I turn 65. Yes the virus is bad and shit but fuck man when the market shits and the pres just tosses money around like it's nothing you might as well take advantage.

>>18138593
Disregard this, I just found it 17 threads into the archive.

>>18138074
>Struggling again now though...
Sorry to hear anon. I struggle with advise for my friends that don't border on boomerist plautitudes. However I will say that I find that time helps and I hope soon you will feel better

>>18137970
Pretty sure this year's hurricane season is supposed to be worse than normal, think it said we could expect 3-4 big hurricanes