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So what? isnt being a farmer considered a chad occupation?

>>18134815
ez fuckin pussy man, these bitches love the ol tractor

>>18134815
Larp

>>18134868
Maybe where you come from Cletus. Where being a Chad means plowing your mom and your sister on the same night. In real places, being a farmer means you're low class trash.

>>18134815
Chicks legit dig that shit. See if your dad will let you mod it out with a big exhaust stack.

>>18134815
How many of them want to suck your dick now? If the answer isn't
>all of them
You were probably riding side saddle like a woman or faggot.

>>18134900
Why do communists like you absolutely hate food?

>>18134900
t. s o i

Did they think your tractor sexy? Did it really turn them on? Are they always staying at you while you’re chugging along?

>>18134815
A tractor cost just as much as a lambo, you dumb fuck.

>>18134900
>NOOOOO FARMERS BAD! IF THE GIRLS SEE ME ON THIS TRACTOR THEY MIGHT MISTAKE ME FOR A REAL MAN!

>>18134942
Why do rural poorfags think they’re chads?

>>18135030
I don't care homo. Why you asking me? I love in south Boston and fucked your mom.

>>18134815
What school is still holding classes?

>>18134815
So? Bitches like men that work with their hands. I can guarantee you that if you wore overalls every day, drove a tractor to school, talked with a southern accent, and owned that shit without fear, at least half the girls would fantasizing about riding your dick.
Would you really want to be with the type of girl that likes fuckboys in skinny jeans and jewelry?

>>18135030
You misunderstand, I live in a 2010 4000sqft home that was 350k

Crypto winnings goes long way in the midwest buddy boy, but stay cramped in your city cause I don't want my area becoming gentrification swamped and liberal.

>>18135030
>farmers are poorfags
average farmer earns 65 - 70k

>>18134992
>not getting a lambo tractor with your LINK

>>18134900
During harvest if you get enough overtime you make decent pay. But if you own the farm you're making good dough.

>>18134815
>Tractor
Nah you good bro you just flexed on them

>>18135030
They can unionize and raise prices on harvests if you keep voting for liberal looneys.

The farmers I know are rich and intelligent, I grew up in the country. Aside from animal husbandry and agriculture they are mechanics, and speculators on what goods to produce for the market in what seasons they think they'll have.

>>18134815
Literally crush them with your tractor

>>18134900
>feeding the entire town.
>sell unpasteurized milk illegally to hippies
>violate the agriculture adjustment act for extra tendies.
>owning a shitload of land.
>work only two out of the four seasons.
>make chad ass corn mazes and pumpkin patches for the kiddos.
>hire mexicans for less than minimum wage.
>self sustainable and repairs literally everything unlike city slickers that can't do an oil change.
>drive a fucking tractor to school.
>not chad

>>18134815
Hope you were blasting Craig Morgan “International Harvester”

>>18134900
Kys farmers are rich as fuck. Atleast in europe.

>>18134815
LARP. Easy eyes, easy pussy.

>>18134815
They think your tractors sexy

>>18135917
Burger farmers are also rich as fuck

>>18134815
Just be thankful you don't live in Bly Mountain, Oregon and have to ride the horse to school. Mind you back in the day lots of the kids did this. Simpler times.