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>> No.18132309

First for fuck niggers

>> No.18132311

digital numbers for circuit breaker monday

>> No.18132317

>>18132281
Lost all your money? Just learn to code.

>> No.18132318
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check these dubs

>> No.18132319

>>18132281
IF SQQQ DOESNT GO ABOVE 23 BY EOD IM GONNA BEAT MY WIFE WITH A RAKE

>> No.18132321

Beastiality edition?

>> No.18132323
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18132323

Just bought 1200 shares of NBR how fucked am I?

>> No.18132325
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* clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * cunny * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * c

>> No.18132326

>>18132311
Based

>> No.18132328

If this gets worse enough (Medically and monetarily) they'll call this the post pandemic era.

>> No.18132329

First for candy corn.

>> No.18132335

We gonna get the red dildo or the green dildo tonight at close?

>> No.18132340
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18132340

Finish the sentence:

______ the FED

>> No.18132342

>>18132309
based dept WILL be hearing about this

>> No.18132345

We're pumping to green EOD, you guys are missing your chance in the bull run of a lifetime.

>> No.18132348

priced in

>> No.18132349

>>18132335
red (mine will be green)

>> No.18132354
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>>18132317
>Lost all your money?
Worse. I keep it all in cash since mid February.
I just dont know whats going on

>> No.18132358

>>18132311
Look at those digital numbers!

>> No.18132359
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18132359

Are there any bears still here?

>> No.18132361

>>18132323
>181 mil mcap
bruh
>>18132311
checked and bobopilled
>>18132345
priced in

>> No.18132363

>>18132335
Any experts in teledildonics care to chime in?

>> No.18132364

>>18132340
SNED

>> No.18132366

>>18132340
Priced in

>> No.18132367

>>18132319
Nobody is selling. It goes vertically up but takes 5 hours to trickle down half way, stop shorting.

>> No.18132372

YOOOO MY PUTS ARE PUMPING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH D&B IS GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY 16K BOIS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.18132374

>>18132359
Fuck yeah nigga right here sup

>> No.18132380

I believed all these fucking bears and bought puts two days ago. Im down 40%. How fucked am I bros?

>> No.18132390

>>18132380
you did long puts right

>> No.18132395
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18132395

Remember to get your daily supply of oil today.

>> No.18132398

>>18132349
sqqq?

>> No.18132399

>>18132380
If you bought puts for May you have a chance. April is guaranteed crab or moon.

>> No.18132400

>>18132367
Fuck you don't tell me what to do bitch I'll gismack

>> No.18132401
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>tfw lost 2.5k on DIS puts expiring today

ouch

>> No.18132403
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18132403

my bulls of the day are Campbells Soup and General Mills

>> No.18132405

>>18132380
wait till monday bro

>> No.18132410

SQQQldiers we lost so much over the past week. Our shining moment comes now.

>> No.18132411
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18132411

*SIPS*

>>18132275
>>18132246
>>18132227
That's why... THIS time, I'm going TWM,
2x inverse small caps

that should be fine... right?

>> No.18132419

>>18132380
40% recoverable
everything up to 80% recoverable

>> No.18132420

>>18132325
buying the dip a little bit every day. Give me cheap stocks

>> No.18132422

>>18132380
I've been holding some 4/17 puts since that big ass pump 3/16. already sold off my initial investment. kek

>> No.18132425
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>>18132359
i'm dying, but yea

>> No.18132427

>>18132380
Right now Id hodl. This weekend might be another drop.
This virus is not contained by the US in any way and Americans pretend it is a non-issue. Italy locked down 2 weeks ago and still a huge +25% or so spike in deaths today.

>> No.18132428

>>18132398
spxs and sqqq

>> No.18132429

>>18132319
I'm there with you anon I need it to hit 22 to be able to get out of my bags

>> No.18132430

>>18132361
so what it's not like the share price can drop any further

>> No.18132432

>>18132403
Cpb! Crushing it!
and CL too!

>> No.18132440

>>18132359
bag holding puts yeah

>> No.18132441

>>18132410
It's time.

ACTIVATE IT

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃ

>> No.18132442

>>18132410
And that's why it won't be today.

>> No.18132457

>>18132430
>NRB director of racism retires and liquidates his 40000 shares
nothing personal kid

>> No.18132469
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>>18132380
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18132471

gonna close green lmao
bears livestream ur suicides

>> No.18132475

>>18132359
Bag holding 4/17

>> No.18132478
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18132478

how fucked am i bros

>> No.18132479

lol, this shit is going to go green today.

>> No.18132482

>>18132380
need someone famous die

>> No.18132484

>>18132359
Why hasn't someone turned this into a frog.

>> No.18132486

can someone help me? why can't I buy SQQQ puts on interactive brokers? Can someone give me other good puts to buy?

>> No.18132493
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18132493

you bulls ready for the fucking cataclysmic short squeeze coming right before close?

>> No.18132494

Very low volume last two days. I have 5/1 puts hope for a big drop next week.

>> No.18132497

>>18132432
>>18132403
And PEP!!!

Regret trimming after yesterday's PAMP
but I can put that cash into more KO if it goes below $40 again!

>> No.18132501

>>18132478
you're probably toast, but i wouldn't sell until the week of just in case.

>> No.18132502

>>18132390
lol yep
>>18132419
hopefully anon
>>18132422
Nice. my biggest SPY put is for 226 4/13

>> No.18132505
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18132505

>mfw i've started purposely going to grocery stores and coughing on elderly people to make this virus shit explode so my puts pay off

take the dirtypill bearbros

>> No.18132506

>>18132478
Probably fine.

>> No.18132508

Bobo please get up Bobo it's time to fuck this market...........Bobo?

>> No.18132512
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>>18132340
Birth the FED

>> No.18132511

>>18132486
maybe because no one is selling them because they're not foolish enough to be against the nasdaq

>> No.18132525

>>18132493
you probably think yesterday was a short dont you

>> No.18132528

>gold overvalued, oil cratered, bonds shit yields
how2diversify now, imaginary coins need not apply

>> No.18132530

Fuck pharma stocks. So many yet they all look like complete shit.

>> No.18132534
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>>18132319
can i join you?

>> No.18132536
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*dabs on GUSH*
Fuck that trash. Fuck MbS. Fuck Bobos. But most importantly of all, fuck jannies.

>> No.18132539

>>18132493
Close your positions shorties! Holding over a weekend is scary.

>> No.18132541

Down on everything. Even puts.
But, I was able to sweep in and get a metric fuckton of stocks.

>> No.18132544

>>18132486
you don't have approval to trade leveraged etfs

>> No.18132547

>>18132380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4cCd9m3xY

>> No.18132548
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Today's volume on SPY is so low it barely shows up on my 15 minute chart, kek.

>> No.18132551

>>18132508
There's no Bobo, it's a bull market now it will go up until somebody above flips the switch again.

>> No.18132553
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18132553

brrr

>> No.18132558
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>>18130052

>> No.18132560
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Trump said he's going to restore the oil industry and I believe him.

Never betting against daddy Trump again

>> No.18132565

>>18132548
I'm not sure what to make of it.

>> No.18132567
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18132567

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS CURRENTLY GETTING COCKY?

>> No.18132573
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18132573

How the fuck do I buy and hold? After buying a stock I second guess my decision for days and waste so much time and nerves worrying if I made the right call.

>> No.18132572

>>18132486
Can you buy QQQ calls? Sometimes these leveraged ETFs don't have a market for options.

>> No.18132574
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18132574

i expect prices to drop and i wait for long-term invest

however watching the price action i think most of the selling has taken place by now, the heavy downward pressure is not there anymore despite bad news

i think the market will just ride down slowly for some months now. what do you guys think?

>> No.18132576 [DELETED] 

>>18132319
Are any of the anons who bought SQQQ at $26/25 still holding? Are you hurting yourself out of spite?

>> No.18132580

>4 days green
Bears, it's time to go hibernate.

>> No.18132597

can corona deaths hit 50k by monday?

>> No.18132605

>>18132544
Ok, maybe. I did lie my ass off making this account but I didn't go overboard. I have approval for puts/calls. I do have the option for SPY, what is the difference between SPY and SQQQ?

>> No.18132607

>>18132574
i'm waiting for monday/tuesday

>> No.18132611

>>18132432
I sold colgate yesterday, cause its really slow and were teetering on another possible Thrust, so probably time for growth, just 1 or two more days

>> No.18132613

Which broker should I use? Robinhood is being autistic right now and can't even connect to my Wells account

>> No.18132614

You shouldn't trade options or do puts if you don't have experiences with stocks and bonds because of the risks.
Yay or nay

>> No.18132619

>>18132427
Armageddon plagues priced in bro. TQQQ mooning on Monday, Trump 2020, KAG,

>> No.18132621

Next week is going to be very interesting

>> No.18132624

rally into close possible????

>> No.18132623
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18132623

are these generals ever going to go back to being useful

>> No.18132625

>>18132565
people are holding their positions. Bears/bulls have drawn a line.

>> No.18132627

>>18132576
I sold fuck it lol. I was in at 22. Lost a couple hundo. Learned my lesson - sorry bulls Monday is going to be blood blood red now. Multiple circuit breaker situation

>> No.18132629

>puts got within 5% of even at market open
>held, now down 50% and dropping
I dont have the heart or the hands to be a bear

>> No.18132631

>>18132576
i bought at 29
and yes i keep holding

>> No.18132633
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>>18132573
literally me. recently listened to this trading advice, he said basically if you make a long term buy and then stare at the 5 minute chart and expect it to go up you are fucking retarded. so i guess just don't look

>> No.18132634
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>>18132573
>Not having enough self control and mental power to just hold what you bought
Not gonna make it, sell everything and quit mate

>> No.18132635

>>18132580
>Pure delusion

>> No.18132636

From: Anon234 <ragingbull@pornhub.com>
Sent: Friday, March 27, 2020 2:06 PM
To: PermaBull248 <WSB@reddit.com>
Subject: RE: Priced In Department

Just got off the phone with the Priced In Department, turns out they missed a 400 point rally scheduled 15 minutes from close.
Other than that everything else seems to be priced in.

I will keep you posted if anything else comes up.

-Mike Hunt
Based Department Manager
Sr. Memeographer

>> No.18132637
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18132637

can the gov start PUMPING, I need to take a fat DUMP

>> No.18132638
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>>18132614
Nay

>> No.18132639

>>18132580
its not actually. in much the same way you give mentally disabled children more time on tests, you have to give bulls more time to realize how bad things actually are. last time yall rallied it took an inordinate amount of time to begin dumping as well. more than 4 days.

>> No.18132641

>>18132565
We haven't reversed yesterday's gains, let alone those of the previous two days before that, so I think it means we're still in relief rally mode despite the red.

>> No.18132648

>>18132530
they are. Only insiders trade that shit.>>18132605
>I have approval for puts/calls.

>> No.18132654

>>18132629
The problem was you bought puts in the first place.

>> No.18132655

>>18132611
I thought volume low, earlier advance decline didn't look good...
That would be impressive if we pulled it off after a weekend of dooming about new york.

>> No.18132658
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18132658

What the fuck is going on?

>> No.18132659

>>18132623
they were never useful. if you were taking advice or guidance from here you must have a 4 digit account, maximum. these threads are for banter while we stare at candles

>> No.18132665

>>18132624
fed niggers will take care of that

>> No.18132668

>>18132613
TD Ameritrade

>> No.18132670

>>18132605
Probably should be able to trade for it then not sure ask them.

>> No.18132671

>>18132574
I don't know, I thought the same, but most normies are still in the "how to buy stocks" phase, and usually, as it proved itself in the past, you should bet against normies, at least when it comes to assets

>> No.18132672

>>18132576
I take out all my anger on my gf so if sqqq drops to 19 she is getting another fat lip.22.10 bag holder btw

>> No.18132673

HAHAHAAHA the FED is so fucking predictable, same shit like yesterday...insane pump out of nowhere, mad fat gains with x20 leverage open calls. Thank you!

>> No.18132675

VIX dropping is fucking my BA calls a bit but the half I sold yesterday made more profit than the other half I kept is down today.

>> No.18132676
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>>18132484
>>18132359
i tried

>> No.18132681

>>18132658
bulltards getting green dildo fomo, selloff at 3:45 as usual

>> No.18132680

>>18132629
Me neither. I just stay cash in these times. Being a bear is nerve wrecking. Not worth the money for me.
>>18132619
Is the Indo-Pakistani Nuclear war of 2023 priced in already? CNN's raid, rape and pillage index has stayed fairly stable, so Im not sure.

>> No.18132689

>>18132574
I hope it does, I’m going to dump every paycheck I get into googl as long as this shit is going on

>> No.18132690

>>18132281
How much did you lose today's bros?

>> No.18132692

>>18132637
wow much yikes to that tweeter

>> No.18132694

>>18132668
Concur they are pretty solid and I say trade a bit 5 digits

>> No.18132696

>>18132690
0
Also gained 0 though

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FUCK OFF JEROME

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>>18132673
Green day confirmed

>> No.18132705

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18132707
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18132707

>HUNDREDS OF JOURNALISTS BEING LAID OFF
>Mainly from outlets like Buzzfeed and VICE

Damn, I love Corona now

>> No.18132711

>>18132655
today yeah but the sentiment guy posted something interesting about the last few days

>> No.18132713

>>18132605
>what is the difference between SPY and SQQQ?
if you're asking this question you probably shouldn't be fucking with options

>> No.18132714

>>18132690
0.5% so far.

>> No.18132716

>>18132573

My problem is I will have, what I think is a good strategy. ...then I come here and read the 1000 differing opinions and become overwhelmed with indecision.

I've resolved to only read /biz/ once my positions are in place and I have a clear strategy.

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Dollar is dropping like a rock. Bulls are in complete control.

>> No.18132719

>>18132672
Based

>> No.18132733

>>18132707
Imagine going to your local McDonalds and seeing former """journalist""" from Buzzfeed flipping burgers
would make my day

>> No.18132735

>>18132718
so this is the power of 0 reserves X infinite printing...

>> No.18132750
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>>18132690
0,0
same as every day

t. afraid to commit

>> No.18132752

>>18132634
I never sold and I ain't starting now 'cause a wojak told me to, mate. Simply asking how to deal with my self doubts concerning stocks. Don't get me wrong, these are world class companies I buy. But a voice in the back of my mind constantly asks why KO over PEP? Why JNJ over PFE? Drives me crazy.

>> No.18132756

>>18132733
>going to mcdonalds

>> No.18132757

I need to get around 250 dollars a month to be able to pay all my expenses. How much do I need to invest to get that amount in dividends?

>> No.18132761

The pump was to early bullbros i dont feel safe

>> No.18132763
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>>18132735
Its mainly people selling dollars and returning to other assets I assume.
In times of doubt and crisis the Dollar is seen as a safe haven and lot sof people buy it.

Also FED BRRRRRRRRR

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18132766

Is this priced in?

>> No.18132767

>>18132359
bag holding SPXS.

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>>18132676

>> No.18132776

>>18132637
Poo-in-the-loo vs. bat-eater. Pajeets really shouldn't gloat until they stop defecating in the streets, lmao.

>> No.18132779

>>18132713
IT GOES UP IT GOES DOWN

>> No.18132785

>>18132733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOMYsOGei08
never forget

>> No.18132792

>1,949 new cases and 27 new deaths in New Jersey, United States.
bullish?

>> No.18132794

>>18132757
bruh you live in Serbia or some shit?

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18132798

JEROMEEE FUCK OFF

>> No.18132803

>>18132757
$100k

>> No.18132810

>>18132757
wtf like $2k max

>> No.18132811

Here comes the pump, you all had your chance bears.

>> No.18132814

>>18132792
truthfully yeah. Way more need to die.

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>>18132811
fuck

>> No.18132827

>>18132810
no....? try 200k

>> No.18132828

>>18132794
Kinda of. It's brazil but I don't pay rent and just need to pay for food and a couple of bills.

>> No.18132832

>>18132792
Everything is bullish in a bull market.

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>> No.18132840

>>18132757
dividends are for boomers with millions

>> No.18132850

>>18132810
>You only need to invest 2k to make 3k annually
Big if true

>> No.18132853

>>18132838
Fake, and even if it wasn't, it was indeed priced in.

>> No.18132856

Where's the fucking pump
I sold my SQQQ at a loss and bought WEN for this shit, where is it

>> No.18132858

>>18132838
yes that's why the interest rate is 0

>> No.18132857
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>>18132838
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HANNNXXXXXXXXXXX NOOOT MY HECKIN HANKERINOOOOOOOOOS

>> No.18132860

Someone has to stop the Fed. Jerome cant keep getting away with this

>> No.18132863
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>>18132698
i miss being a teenager in high school bros

>> No.18132868

>>18132838
Next, all of hollywood

>> No.18132869

Can't us bobros have one fucking green day?

>> No.18132871

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.18132874

Sqqq calls
Strike $21
Exp April 17
Premium $3.30

Should be able to make a bit next week... predicting a good crash

>> No.18132876
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>>18132838
knew it was fake but i still checked

>> No.18132877

>>18132757
about 30k in PCN

>> No.18132878

>>18132838
this is bullish actually

>> No.18132882

Someone needs to take away Jerome's penis pump

>> No.18132883

WHERE IS THE VOLUME THERE'S NO VOLUME

>> No.18132885

>>18132869
>The 30% drop wasn't enough.

>> No.18132887

>>18132792
That's 27 ventilators freed up. Extremely bullish

>> No.18132888

>>18132869
I suppose not friend

>> No.18132889

Imagine still buying into this market today. Fuck that, keep holding onto your bags, bros. Monday will decide everything

>> No.18132892

>>18132803
>>18132827
so between 100k and 200k

>>18132810
which companies?

>> No.18132894

>>18132840
Bullshit. Never ever under estimate the utility value of cash flow. All this landlord talk not withstanding, my divvies are how I cover unexpected repairs and mortgage gaps on my rental.

>> No.18132897

What the fuck is going on? The dump was fucking retraced. Holy FUCK man fucking niggers

>> No.18132902

the pump was wayy to early bros, we are crashing 100% last 5 minutes

>> No.18132904

GO PUMP IT UP A BIT MORE

>> No.18132905

>>18132869
Nope, the Fed figured it all out. Infinite QE has not short term downsides, and the boomers will all be dead or dying in five or so years when we're all permanently fucked anyway from all the BRRR. Boomers win again.

>> No.18132908
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18132908

I want to fuck the whole world of GDP growth and then the government.

>> No.18132909

>>18132838
bullshit, but nice one

>> No.18132914
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18132914

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. Still down 1.75% overall.

>> No.18132922

>>18132718
When does this make Gold go up ffs?

Isn't gold supposed to crush when inflation goes through the roof?

>> No.18132926

How is the market lads?

>> No.18132933

>>18132904
stop. no. 2 trillion and it went up 2-3%

>> No.18132934

>>18132877
I will look it up. Thanks for the tip.

>> No.18132935
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18132935

>Going into last 30 minutes
>only 150 million volume on SPY
THERE IS NO VOLUME

>> No.18132936

>>18132897
We're in a bull market all dips are bear traps. /biz/ has too many bears so this is clearly going up.

>> No.18132939

>>18132395
which ones?
I'm all OXY and its leaving a bad aftertaste

>> No.18132951

YEEEEEEEEEEEES PUMP IT UP!

>> No.18132952

>>18132892
Google is your friend, XOM is one good pick

>> No.18132954

>>18132926
nothing really significant yet. holding the fed/pension pump from yesterday. bland day compared to before.

>> No.18132955

>>18132933
that was priced in days ago or maybe even last week

>> No.18132958

>>18132914
Have you already forgotten about that towering green dildo pump 10 minutes before the close yesterday?

>> No.18132961

Going to bounce off 260 like it did all day yesterday

>> No.18132962

Fuck I've got strangles out the ass, this shit is so hard to manage

>> No.18132965

>>18132939
Why tho

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>>18132281
Every stock I've looked at has volume at like 30% of it's average. Let me guess this is bullish and priced in?

>> No.18132970

>>18132757
In my country a good div yield for a big company is 3.5%. Maybe even 4%.
The US is usually around 3% I guess. Some going higher of course.

Lets go with a spread around 3.5%.
So you need 3000 a year, times ~30 is around 90k.

90k would be enough.

>> No.18132975

It was a bear trap all along bros...

>> No.18132977

GREEN DILDO OR RED DILDO MOTHERFUCKERS?

>> No.18132978

Is Jerome mentally retarded?

>> No.18132981
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18132981

>he didn't believe in President Pump
l m a o

>> No.18132988

i'M GREEN

>> No.18132991

>>18132977
RED CASH, GREEN STONK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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18133003

what does this mean you heckin chonkers?

>> No.18133005

someone in an earlier thread said it would dump after the "vote" and then pump EOD

congratulations you guessed correct

>> No.18133010

>>18133003
The pump is rael

>> No.18133011

this pump is making my cock DIAMONDS

UGH PUMP IT HARDER JEROME UUUUGGGHHH

>> No.18133012
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18133012

One last chance to repent and buy in bears

>> No.18133013

who the fuck keeps pumping the cruise line stocks? you faggots are impeding my put gains.

>> No.18133017

>>18132887
KEK

>> No.18133018

>>18132978
Jerome is a white nigger

>> No.18133023

>>18133005
>someone in an earlier thread said it would dump after the "vote" and then pump EOD
it was jerome

>> No.18133021

>>18132840
tqqq needs to pump harder this is a rookie pump

>> No.18133022

>>18132981
VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!!

>> No.18133028

>4 days of green
Why didn't you guys choose to believe? You were warned in advance.

>> No.18133030

>Just bought 10k worth of bull ETFs.
What can I expect on monday?

>> No.18133031

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18133032

>>18132926
The lack of volume on spy is something something

>> No.18133033

so why does everybody buy SPY and why does everybody Long/Short SPY

whats so special about SPY why not VOO or some shit

>> No.18133034

it pumped a-fucking-gainnnnnn

>> No.18133035

JEROME
PUMP THAT MOTHERFUCKER (Boeing in particular)

>> No.18133038

>>18133030
Told you fuckers do this in the morning, you'd be up 8% already

>> No.18133039

bobos on suicide watch

>> No.18133040
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18133040

What a great week to have turned bull

>> No.18133041

Extremely weak pomp 3/10

>> No.18133042

Dow is just rocketing up

>> No.18133043

>>18133005
GREEN DICK OR RED DICK WHAT IS THIS RIDE I WANT OFF

>> No.18133047

>>18133028
Because the market isnt going green because the actual problem has gotten any better, but because of the feds pumping in fucking infinite money

>> No.18133048

>>18133012
How?

>> No.18133049

USA has almost 100k active cases
Nice

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>>18132939
Loaded up on HAL, XLE, bought a little bit of OXY as well.

>> No.18133053

>>18132970
So, one needs to save the targeted month salary, every month, for 38 years?

>> No.18133057

>>18133033
SPY has high volume. If you're holding long go with VOO for lower expense.

>> No.18133060
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>>18133012

>> No.18133064

>>18132981
That is an incredible picture.

>> No.18133077

>>18133047
>this
AAANNDDDD yet for some reason nobody has to pay this shit back.

>> No.18133084

>>18132401
OGN and ZANO making me some good money next to BTC

>> No.18133085

Just went all in with 100k (my life savings) on a may boeing call strike 250. Am I going to be able to retire after the hysteria ends bros?

>> No.18133090

still 30 minutes left bros i dont think the pump will have that much steam...

>> No.18133095

>>18132926
its going up and down some

>> No.18133096

>>18133053
No. You can start with 30% of that and just buy more and more from the profits and divvies. It will soon add up.

>> No.18133097
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this week has been cringe

>> No.18133102

So how red is gonna be this monday?

>> No.18133106

>>18133085
Probably.
Boeing is building the Orion capsule shit, the US government isn't going to let them fail.

>> No.18133110

>>18133048
Just buy a bunch of calls retard

>> No.18133115

so can someone get this to me straight.
the us are going into the biggest health crisis since u whiped the floor with natives thanks to the flue. and ur stocks are going to skyrocket in the face of certain doom?
your stocks live on the needle of the fed pumping billions and billions of dollars into them while noone comsumes or produces at even half capacity.

what, despite pure doom eternal bloodbath, are you guys expecting on monday?

>> No.18133116

>>18133102
I'm predicting a 5% green close on Monday

>> No.18133118

>>18132967
Most of the volume is fake shit anyway. It's HFTs basically passing shares back and forth. How many people do you know are actively trading... I don't know... fucking Gamestop today? Or Zoetis? Or PG&E? And yet lo and behold you have thin spreads on at least 2 of those and decent volume on all 3. Who is ACTUALLY trading them? Maybe...MAYBE it's a mutual fund, hedge fund, or ETF doing rebalancing, but we all know if we think about it, that's not the bulk of what's happening and most of those are executing their orders off exchange or through options. It's sure as fuck not you, me, your neighbor, the guy who sits near you at your cubicle, your friend from the gym, or anything like that. The U.S. markets are a total scam. They're part of the puppet show meant to keep everyone distracted while the theater burns down.

>> No.18133120
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18133120

Did you listen?

>> No.18133121

>>18133090
Fed has infinite steam tho

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260 rejected for the 1000 time in 2 days

>> No.18133127

here we go bobos

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18133128

>almost above water
is jerome going to make it?

>> No.18133130

To be fair to bears this market pattern might be Elliott wave 101, on the 1 month chart, going down, double top pullback then 66% of the drop wave c, we are doing the wave d bounce of half the wave c, already pretty much done with most stocks up 16%, then the wave e soon taking us to 212-200 then probably a impulsive wave up into 260 again and April earnings becomes May virus goes away then spy 290 for elections Trump wins

>> No.18133132

>>18133030
You can expect to be posting pink wojaks, volume is trending downwards for these upward movements on the indices, and the 50MA just hit the 200MA.

>> No.18133136

>>18132922
Well gold is trading $200 off the lows already.

>> No.18133137

>>18133047
You can print away the problems. Even if there was hyperinflation from too much printing, that would just mean the stock prices go up with the inflation. It's guaranteed bull market no matter what.

>> No.18133141

>>18133102
It would actually be impressive if Jerome is capable of pumping out of a double breaker day.

>> No.18133156

>>18133126
It's just a octovigintuple double top

>> No.18133160

>>18133047
It doesn't even matter. Fuck consumers, fuck debt, fuck the virus, fuck the chinks, fuck the bears, and fuck common sense. Welcome to the eternal pump courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Fed.

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GO GO GO

>> No.18133166

strap in bull faggots

>> No.18133168

>>18133115
More infinite QE from communist Trump

>> No.18133174

I sure am glad I liquidated my SRTY at break even today. I'd rather sit on cash going into a monday with will probably be double digits but I can't say which direction.

>> No.18133177
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18133177

JUST FUCKING DUMP IT

>> No.18133180

ITS DOOMPING HOLY SHIT

>> No.18133187

>>18133102
up 8%

>> No.18133190
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18133190

IM HOLDING MY SQQQ BAGS UNTIL MONDAY FUCK YOU BULLS FUCK YOU JEROME AHHHHH

>> No.18133193
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18133193

IRONCLAD support at 22k

>> No.18133194
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18133194

Executed a call from 256 to 260 and I have a put at 259 started at the call's close.
Fucking comfy day boys.

>> No.18133196

POOOOMP EEEEEET

>> No.18133195

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.18133203

>>18133180
we need to break 2500 s&p

>> No.18133207

And we're dumping

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18133210

>>18133180

>> No.18133211

>>18133115
>billions and billions of dollars
The fed pumped $1 trillion into the market this past week

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>>18133180
"dumping"

>> No.18133215

hope the virus takes a break over the weekend so the stocks don't get shaken on monday haha

>> No.18133217

CLACK CLACK CLACK

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>>18133003
According to basic tenets of TA in regards to volume, a falling average volume along with rising trend is bearish. The same is true of falling volume along with falling trend for bullish indicator.

But questions: are you ballsy enough to short over the weekend when all kinds of news can potentially happen to cause a gap up on Monday? Or are you confident enough to figure the balance of news will inevitably be negative? Personally i think risk is too great. I'm all cash for the weekend.

>> No.18133221

So what happens when Jerome owns controlling shares of every single company on the market

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18133224

How does the Raytheon UTX merger work with stonks? Am I supposed to buy RTN or UTX?

>> No.18133227

you guys know come hell or high water jerome will have us closing +0.01%

>> No.18133226

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.18133230

>>18132981
God this pic would be so much greater without that kekistan faggot on the left

>> No.18133238
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18133238

I said I would buy in if friday was red.
Now were here and I am refusing to ride this rollercoaster down the abyss.

>> No.18133239
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18133239

>tfw up 4% today from buying the dip

kek bearfags are so pathetic

>> No.18133240

GET OUT BEFORE THE WEEKEND

>> No.18133244

>>18133115
I except MMT. I expect normies to slowly realize that our "economy" is fake and gay. Long-term, I expect the 4th reich, after reaching Weimar levels of clown world.

>> No.18133251

please go down 4 percent

>> No.18133255

Jerome is keeping it at 22k for the day

>> No.18133257

>>18133240
>tfw oil fag and don't care whether it's pump or dump because we're gonna be low until the Saudis and Russia stop beating each other off

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18133258

Mcd unironically probably pretty good buy at these levels

>> No.18133260

>>18133230
thats Jazzhands McFeels. If you know who that is

>> No.18133261

SELL IT ALL BULLS THERES NO FLOOR

>> No.18133262

>>18133220
>are you confident the balance of news will be negative
Absolutely, the risk is in whether the market cares.

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18133268

>NIKE IS STILL GOING UP ANYWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T STOP WINNING

>> No.18133269

Iron curtain at 260 fellas

>> No.18133270
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18133270

MY HANDS FEEL WEAK

>> No.18133275

>>18133238
That makes you a pussy

>> No.18133280

>>18133269
SPY 260 is Stalingrad for bears

>> No.18133281

>>18133260
No fucking way. Is it really? What's he doing so close to Trump? What's the story behind this picture?

>> No.18133282

>>18133260
tell me youre memeing. he was so much handsomer in my mind uwu

>> No.18133285
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18133285

I think I just stuck $68K into a bull trap.

>> No.18133288

Today is just a continuation of the bull trap and """return to normal"""

>> No.18133289
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18133289

>>18133275
A pussy with money

>> No.18133294

Sold my puts at the top because I got scared. I want to fucking die

>> No.18133299

>>18133257
Same dude. Plus I'm long on large cap oil so who cares really. All I know is XOM feels like a great stock to have.

>> No.18133301
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18133301

better buy now anons! this is LITERALLY your last chance to buy under 22k for the rest of eternity!

>> No.18133302

still 20 minutes left fags dont get cocky

>> No.18133304

SHE'S DUMPING


IMAGINE THE SMELL.

>> No.18133309

>>18133220
>when all kinds of news can potentially happen to cause a gap up on Monday
Gonna be hard to find that news. What the virus is not that deadly? still shits on the dying old fucks, can't see trump getting a pump out of thousands of dead people but hey if anyone could do it he would.

>> No.18133322

>>18133262
I think a green monday is priced in, I just bought sqqq on the dip because I figure the only way to beat the market will be to short on the off chance that something bad happens over the weekend.

>> No.18133325

>>18133285
>jerome is working for the bears all along

>> No.18133327
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18133327

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18133330

ohnonono bullbros we got too cocky....

>> No.18133334
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18133334

OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18133339

drill time

>> No.18133341
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18133341

CLACK
CLACK
CLACK
CLACK

>> No.18133342

Jerome can pump all he wants but nobody wants to hold over the weekend

>> No.18133343
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18133343

* boioioioioioioioioioioinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg *

>> No.18133344

>>18133294
Remember this failure, if you do then next time you might have the will to hold through a little pain on the way to gains

>> No.18133346

>>18133309
5 strains in washington
hold on while i load the fud, i could be a lying cunt
give me a bit

>> No.18133349

>>18133193
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

>> No.18133352

there is no market
there is only fed
there is no bobo
there is only bull
there is no trade
there is only pump
there is no analysis
there is only priced in

>> No.18133353
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>>18133194
>+18% in like five minutes

>> No.18133355
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The weekend fear takes hold.

>> No.18133354

>>18133260
You serious dude?

>> No.18133357

>>18133260
That's not McFeels

>> No.18133358

>>18133322
>bad news during global pandemic
>off chance
n g m i

>> No.18133360

>>18133280
And soon the bear army will be raping Aryan pucci in Berlin

>> No.18133359

Printers prepped to fire off at 21600

>> No.18133361

JEROME WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CLOSE GREEN
DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.18133365

WHAT THE FUCK I HAD SPY CALLS AT 263 EXPIRING TODAY AND MONDAY PLEASE GOD TELL ME MONDAY IS GREEN

>> No.18133379

Jerome, wake up and pump it. Don't you know it's Friday?

>> No.18133383

CMON BOGS DOMP EEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.18133388
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Amazon unmoved totally

>> No.18133395

HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN

>> No.18133400

It's trying to hold the weekly, DUMP IT

>> No.18133399

>>18133365
bro...

>> No.18133402

>>18133352
keep working on this cuck anthem over the weekend bullshit, nice first draft
we should call it day of the cope

>> No.18133403

>>18133309
Sure. Even so, there's too much uncertainty for a weekend hold in either direction for me.

>> No.18133405

Corona cases about to break 100K in the US.....BULLISH AND PRICED IN

>> No.18133411

>>18133379
Don't say you got this from me, but I heard that jerome broke both his arms in freak printer accident.

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GIVE SQQQ YOUR ENERGY, IT'S PUMPING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18133416
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
BIDEN?
BIRX?
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD???

>>18133309
that's what I thought
then I remembered:
ANY oil progress
MORE stimulus deals will be proposed

Will happen at some point.
Could happen any time.
DO NOT miss out on longing some of the greatest companies... but Long/short is also comfy

>> No.18133422

>>18133405
WE all just need to have one big coronavirus party so we can all get it at once and move on with our lives

>> No.18133425

The Market is Finite, The Printer is not.
The Market is Finite, The Printer is not.
The Market is Finite, The Printer is not.
The Market is Finite, The Printer is not.

PREPARE THE PRINTERS

>> No.18133427

Will we witness another huge green dildo in 5 minutes?

>> No.18133430

PRICED THE FUCK IN!!!

>> No.18133431
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YESSSSSSS

>> No.18133440

>>18133268
if you were actually ballsy enough to buy on march 18th then you deserve every penny. holy motherfuck

>> No.18133444

>>18133427
They'll probably wait until Tuesday when we bottom out at 200.

>> No.18133448

>>18133411
How will he jerk off banking executives now!?!

>> No.18133446

can you smell the bull fear, theyre going to start selling exponentially now

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Annnnnnnnd we're back!
We will never be below 21900 ever again!

>> No.18133450

>>18133416
Biden got MeToo'd.

>> No.18133454

SQQQ couldn't hit 21, its over

>> No.18133461

>>18133431
Next week should be disastrous

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>>18133422

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>>18133309
>>18133346
nucleotide mutations are what they're worried about, most mutations are benign, die off or whatever but a virulent more deadly virus is a possibility that becomes more likely as more people are infected, zoonotics are more so prone to mutate due to animals and shit
priced in

>> No.18133472

>>18133465
>>18133465
>>18133465
NEW

>> No.18133478

>>18133416
Berniebros whining about Biden sniffing some hair and roastie being mad about it

Birx started sucking Trump's cock.

>> No.18133480

GREEN DILDO DENIED

>> No.18133485

>>18133358
I mean worse news than is priced in.

>> No.18133490

>>18133260
No fucking way that's him. face doesn't match the voice.

>> No.18133491

>>18133450
Is all males metooed already priced in?

>> No.18133514

>>18133416
>MORE stimulus deals will be proposed
with more opposition this time though. A bull market always find good news true but I don't think we are there yet.

>> No.18133521

>>18133464
P R I C E D I N
R
I
C
E
D

I
N

>> No.18133525

>>18133454
it's not over yet, we have 13 more minutes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK SOME 80 YEAR OLD MAN WITH HIV DIED FROM THE FLU SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY STAY INSIDE DON'T TRUST YOUR NEIGHBORS SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.18133540

>>18133485
Happens in 3-10 minutes, I think. Based on yesterday.

>> No.18133592

>>18133531
kek

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>>18133525
WE DID IT REDDIT

>> No.18133599

what did i buy today cucks
>OGN
>ZANO
>SUteru
>XTZ

I'll be rich soon enough

>> No.18133692

>>18132885
No I want 60

>> No.18133710

should i buy some puts for next week now lads? quickly !

>> No.18133786

>>18133710
too late
should have bought half an hour ago.

>> No.18133817

>>18133692
After all the massive preemptive measures that have been taken? Fat chance. You'll get 10% more tops.

>> No.18133855

>>18132965
They managed about 2/3 of what some other oil did on the last upswing, so bit worried they'll be slower/smaller on the real recovery. Things around the Anadarko buy have not been all great reading, and obv big dividend cut.

Still got 5x more in them than anyone else atm tho.

>> No.18133903

>got rid of my SQQQ bags at 20.78 (bought $22.71) expecting it to fall further after the bill passes
>bill passes
>SQQQ rises in price

Just my fucking luck

>> No.18133960

And wallah. Just like that the S&P 500 won't trade above 260 until 2021.

>> No.18133962

>EOD SQQQ rally
im definitely getting ass fucked on monday when it pumps. fuck

>> No.18133990

>>18133903
You going to sell anon?

>> No.18134046

>>18133990
I sold all my SQQQ already anon
I bought into WEN thinking it'd pump and was gonna sell if it got to $15, but hesitated and I'm stuck with these bags. I wonder if trading is for me

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>Bought in TQQQ and watched it hit +$100
>Nah nah, green dildo again
>back checked it, green dildo EoM Feb
>gapdrop

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18134173

fuck SQQQ, if you leverage your money then leverage it like a chad and go with options. Fucking useless crap.

>> No.18134207

>>18134046
Sell wed and come back anon to the sqqq bear party

>> No.18134238

>>18134207
I started last week and I'm $130 down due to some shitty decisions, man ...

>> No.18134385

>>18134238
Maybe think long term anon xom, BP,dis when it drops to low 90s again instead of short term gains

>> No.18134412

My dollariniooos oh no no it is going down noooooo

>> No.18134416

>>18134385
Definitely gonna go for XOM while oil's not looking so hot. I need to reevaluate my strategy ... thanks anon.