/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for clackbro

Daaaaa beaarsss

When’s the dump

>>18126036
I’m depression

>Red day
>Up almost 10%

Am I, am I gonna make it /biz/?

first for JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

I'm getting so shaky holding these SQQQ bags
I want to bail at a slight loss so bad

>Stock I bought keeps crabbing between my high and low sell values
I hardly put any money into it and it was basically a coin toss to me if I'd make a profit or not, but holy shit just go one direction and stick with it

come on.. come on.. i want you to do it.. come on... COME ON! COME ON HIT THE FIRST BREAKER

>>18126048
What do you mean? It is dumping now. Just not panic levels yet.

>>18126061
don’t worry weak hands are priced in

>>18126048
Our dopamine receptors have been so burnt out that anything less than + or - 10% seems like a waste of dime

>>18126060
Is this a double entendre reference to Opie and Anthony or am I just an out of touch boomer?

>>18126061
Im thinking of buying SQQQ and holding over the weekend

NOOOOOO
WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>6ft social distancing
>nah no thanks, basic movie theater rules are good enough for us!

jesus christ...

HOLY FUCK WHO IS THIS FATASS

>>18126069
It’s crabbing

>>18126038
hummina hummina

how do i long puerto rican food stocks

>>18126095
Oof

>puerto rico

What happened? Businesses not being included in the stimulus?

anyone watching cnbc? what's wrong with cramer? dude looks like he's on some drugs

Did he just say this is a 9/11 moment???

>Jews
>Everytime

>>18126046

what are the odds of the stimulus not passing today?

>>18126113
You want a picture of what america is gonna look like in 50 years? Look at a puerto rican

>>18126113
You can't, she ate those too.

>>18126036
Why does Congress get so much fucking recess time? They work like 100 days a year

>"Stay safe and healthy"
>Weighs 400 pounds
Do Puerto Ricans really?

POST LINK

CSPAN STREAM:

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My SPY puts are still red. Please dump some more.

>>18126113
You can't. She already cornered the market

>>18126123
There's a pandemic killing people on an exponential curve.

>Space Command keeping very good social distancing, only one reporter there in person
Bullish on the Space mining companies that don't exist yet

Theres no way these retards can agree and pass this right?

Why the FUCK is it dumping? I bought in yesterday because you FUCKERS CONVINCED ME it was over. IT SHOULD BE OVER IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES. China is back up and running and the US will be back to work NEXT FUCKING WEEK. WHAT THE FUCK

>>18126132
0%

>>18126132
Super fucking low since the fucking Senate vote was 96-0.

im literally shaking rn
>>18126124
he always seems unbalanced to me
>>18126142
>>18126150
kek
>>18126147
I'm sure it will. I don't know if the unlimited printing works will undo it all at 3:59pm but it's sure to dump more today.

>>18126128
not in a pervy way but she was so cute when she was younger. i was certain she was gunna be hot af. like a modern brtiney

>>18126144
brave and powerful!

>>18126119
dont worry. they're being distributed to mainland, predominantly white rural towns as cheap labor

>>18126036
>all my equity is red and eating up my gains from inverse etf's
A typical day of trading for me. Can't stomach letting go of my cheapies.

>>18126159
>next week
nope

>>18126140
It'd be better if they worked 0 days.

When do we have results?

SQQQoldiers
When are you dumping

>>18126095
Brave man you are

Tell me why I shouldn't long now and dump when the bill is passed?

this crabwalking is boring, i want more bog dumps

>>18126159
bullFag, you fell for the trap

>>18126179
Already did. Waiting to buy back into SPXL because of the relief bill.

Stocks down less than expected today. A bear trap?

>>18126159
LMAO even Trump isn't saying next week, where the fuck did you hear that

Crab hell. I think i'm done with options, just gonna daytrade UDOW and SDOW

>>18126179
At 28+

>>18126179
When it hits 30

No, I do not think I will let the bull bros win

>>18126095
I'd wait until EoD. Lotta wonky shit going on, everything is in the air. But don't let me deter you, I took advice from 4chan about the same thing and missed out on $15k. I'm just currently lost for confidence in the bear or the bull with all the meddling happening.

OH NONONO
BOBOS WERE IN TROUBLE

NOT THE PENCE PUUUUUUUMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

>>18126179
when I unironically break even

There's no way they pass this, there aren't any bailouts anymore anyway

>>18126179
im riding this bitch to 0 out of spite

>Pence on CNBC talking about how the 15 days is almost over

lmao these fuckers are gonna open the country up too early and Rona's gonna rip

>>18126179
NEVER
SEMPER FI
probably when we hit -5% today

AAAAAAAHHHHH SHORT OIL COMPANIES THAT ARE GETTING FUCKED BY THE BARREL PRICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WLL IS GOING TO DIE MEXICAN VORDER CLOSED AND 20 BUCKS A BARREL DEBTS UP THE ASS THEY GOING DOWN TO FIVE CENTS A POP
SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT
SHORT MRO HEDGE OIL WANABE GAY SHIT SHORT THE SHIT OUT OF DISNEY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18126152
Cancer, overdose, heart disease and the flu are pretty bad epidemics, I agree.

>>18126159
Kill yourself you dumb faggit

>>18126159
china forced quarantine with martial law, us still has infected roaming the streets and spreading to everyone

>>18126144
nice staged photo

>>18126212
>Rona's gonna rip
Literally doesn't matter, market only cares for shit being open.

Probably a stupid question but does theta decay happen over weekends or is that baked into the formula?

YOU GUYS SAID YESTERDAY BUY THE DIP WTFFGHFGJKFGHDKLDTY7OITDYODYOYDOTDKLTKD

AHHH FUCKKKK I INVESTED IN BA AND ITS PLUMMETING, SELLING NOW

>>18126164
Thanks anon

>>18126220
>he's still using this cope

i'm starting to think that the govt is trying to delay the recession to after reelection

>>18126218
>Shorting oil companies
>Not loading up on 2021 USO calls

Should I go long on monkeys?

Haven't any of you played Plague Inc or Pandemic? You start off slowly infecting people, then you start killing them all. We're moving into the latter phase, so prepare for bear.

>stimulus bill may not pass
>usa becomes #1 bigly leader in virus cases
which is influencing the market more at the moment?

>>18126220
>preventable
vs
>not preventable
learn the difference, it could save your life

FUCK THIS CRABBING BULLSHIT TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DUMP
FUCK UNLIMITED QE
FUCK JEROME
I'M GOING TO THE FED BUILDING

>>18126220
They are.

>>18126061
>holding 3x etfs
tick, tock

>>18126190
fag. ive been holding spxs all week

>>18126220
Based.

>>18126235
that's literally exactly what they're trying to do anon

>>18126196
Look at this smug mother fucker what an absolute BEAST of a man

>>18126220
Deaths from that will skyrocket after hospitals are swarmed and the healthcare systems collapse

>>18126243
the stock market is forward looking

Should I buy in as a noob with 2k yet? I feel like there’ll still be a huge bottom as New Orleans still hasn’t leveled out yet and there’s still a lot of fog around when we all go back to society. I want long term and short term since I’m in college

>>18126200
wouldn't buy it for more than 20.

post your positions or you're a faggot. you're not a faggot, are you, anon?

>>18126234
>>18126245
As of now, there have been 68,000 cases and 1,000 death. As of now, it’s less than 1%.

>>18126242
>Can trade a share of F for a barrel of Canadian Crude
Nice timeline

>>18126267
>th-they've definitely priced this in...right guys?

>>18126279
CFR is calculated with recovered cases not total cases

THANK YOU BASED MASSIE FOR MAKING IT RAIN RED TENDIES INSTEAD OF EXPIRING WORTHLESS

MASSIE 2020

>>18126196
>>18126263

JUST 2.0

>>18126277
21 shares of SDOW
that's it lmao

>>18126144
>open stream
>old jew rambling
seems legit

>>18126246
>publicly announcing that you're betting on the economy to crash down fucking hard

BASED.

>>18126277
i dont have any. im new and still learning what the numbers mean when people post their puts and calls. also what calls and puts are heh

>>18126159
HOLD. Vaccine is coming.

>>18126189
>bullFag, you fell for the trap
Yes the bear trap.

Friendly reminder

>>18126279
People die after 2-3 weeks anon. The people dying rn were aaagees ago on the curve

SHORT THE SHIT OUT OF OFFSHORE FRACKING PIECE OF SHIT FAGS WITH DEBTS ON 70$$$$ A BARREL

DO A BARREL ROLL INTO THE BEAR CLAW AND FILE BANKRUPCY

>>18126159
HAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking RETARD!!!!

>>18126264
Your looking at charts from people who say we should be dead from climate change and acid rain.

>>18126302
>old jew rambling
>market dropping like clockwork

what did they mean by this?

>>18126308
Vaccine could possibly never be coming, because the virus has ADE

>>18126292
Oh yes, it’s obviously much scarier that way.

fedchan pls do brrr again

>>18126236
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18126159
>taking advice from this board

are you serious, this is all satire lad

>>18126306
>im new
>still learning what the numbers mean
>puts and calls
>also what calls and puts are

WHY IS IT EVERY TIME "i'm new" AND "lmao options obviously" EVERY FUCKING TIME IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ALCOHOL BEFORE SO HEY WHY NOT DRINK A GLASS OF EVERCLEAR YOU FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18126308
>lost a horn
Fucking cripple

>>18126339
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Case_fatality_rate#Example_calculation

>>18126308
Do you know how long it takes to clear a vaccine?

>>18126235
DURRRRRRRRR

>>18126212
Most East Asian countries never did a yuge lockdown like China and the whole West did and they're not all dropping dead. How does that work?

Rate pls

>MUH 9/11

You forgot to link to the other general

>>18126372
>ONTX

The king of pump and dump schemes

>>18126372
Ur fukd

>we've beat diseases before, and we'll do it again
>on 9/11....

why the fuck do they keep bringing up 9/11 holy shit, how many times are they going to say 9/11?

>>18126379
I switched off the stream

>>18126372
Oh fug...

congress shouldn't get to speak ever it should just be silent voting

>>18126372

>>18126357
not too long considering drump has passed that bill to speed up human testing and trials for the vaccine

>>18126179

When Manhattan is raining Jews

>>18126243
Yes. Pandemic 2.
The Madagascar jokes have been happening for months.

>>18126391
the death count in nyc alone from corona will easily surpass the deaths on 9/11

https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/relatively-stable-sars-cov-2-genome-is-good-news-for-a-vaccine-67319

TL;DR: SARS-CoV-2 doesn't mutate much so once the vaccine comes it will pretty much go away. So watch for breakthrough vaccine news if you're a bear because that's where the bottom might be.

>>18126407
This. How long left do they have to make speeches?

>>18126372
are you trying to lose your money on purpose?

>>18126368
Because China and most of the West have circus societies. Germany open for business and low death rate, because they weren't sent home to party and they test thoroughly.

>>18126302
>"Old bat who doesn't know where she is, your time has expired"
>Fear fills her eyes, glazed over; you see a quick flash and all the phases of grief.
>Skin cracks, and peals away from her bones while the dust that fills her figure falls away, she lets off one ghostly howl as the house recognizes her soul to have departed
>A house jannie is dispatched to sweep up the Lvl. 14 Power-Jew's remains

>>18126414
Production alone takes months upon months

>>18126402
what stream

>>18126372
>ontx

There is gonna be a massive pump at the end of today when all the bobo's collectively cover their shorts and exit their puts knowing that Jerome is drafting his next Monday bombshell

>>18126391
I'm fucking sick of the 9/11 or ww2 garbage everytime they try to make that stupid faggot point of "WE'VE DONE HARD TIMES BEFORE"

HOLY FUCK GO LONG ON 9/11 THEY WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

>>18126379
>>18126391
9/11 was the last really major disaster that shaped the entire country. It's dumb that they're mentioning it but the idea is that it's the only thing that you can directly compare to this in terms of scale.

>>18126159
nice bait

>>18126425
vaccines normally take a minimum of 18 months to produce. even if they fast tracked it to 9 months, putting it at late 2020, we're still fucked.

>>18126426
They vote at 12 PM EST apparently, so an hour 45

FTSE down 6.5%

Oil almost back to 20.xx

>We... are Americans
Jesus fuck, DO AMERICANS REALLY?

>>18126424
God I am so fucking hard right now

>>18126425
Yeah in months, vaccines take a fuck load of a long time to do, we dont even know what stage we are in.

>work, as if everything depends on you, because it does
>pray, as if everything depends on God, because it does

>>18126372
you'll be fine, buy more. you'll thank yourself in a year

JUST PRAY TO GOD. JESZZZZZZZZUSZUSUZZ

OIL IS DOWN 9%

>>18126425
It will take 12+ months for it to be approved - need a shitload of clinical trials.

This is the gayest and most nonsensical garbage I have watched for quite a while.

>>18126352
Kek well said.
>>18126372
>VIAC
oh fuck I was there. I cut my losses at 50% and it just kept tanking.

What’s going to happen when they have to cancel the nfl? They’re fucked, I guess their was also a hit piece on them in the biz news today too.

Keep buying KO if/when it goes under 49 again. I also like WM but am unsure.

>OHH NOOOOOOOO NOT THE PROSTITUTERINOS THINK OF THE POOR STRIPPERINOS

You guys remember how we had insane opens? I'm just putting it together, but close before last there was a fat dump, and last night a fat pump. I wonder if they're trying to implicitly stabilize the market by doing that shit EoD instead of at open? I know there's usually a move in either direction, but I don't have the ability to compare it for backtesting.

>>18126434
Read the fucking thread?

Rate my holdings pls. What am I missing?

>>18126458
i remember storming the beaches of yorktown with my other fellow americans. we showed those dirty red coats why you dont mess with texas.

I've got SQQQ with -12%, thinking of dumping it all for options but i'm afraid of being all in options

>>18126428
mfw the weeaboos were right all along

>>18126487
common sense

I just can't believe the moral bankruptcy it takes to be a bull in todays world, to believe that the current charade of an economy either could or should go on. You cannot cheat the fabric of reality and get away with it, our world is bankrupt and soon there will be no possible way to prevent that reality from being reflected in the stock market.

A HECKIN MONTANAN

>>18126424
what a fucking headline that would be

>>18126487
>666 USO shares

God, Mike Pence is such a respectable fellow.

>>18126386
>brap induced wake
Wew

>>18126407
No, everyone should be made to watch this and maybe we’ll get some of these fuckers out of their lifetime appointments.

>>18126101
>bro it's just the common cold.
so this is the power of their hamster wheel brains.

>>18126452
Buy Kratos, buy LMT.

What are some good stocks getting oversold today????

>>18126352
Well if your retarded fucking ass can learn this shit he should be up 1000% by next week

Whats his endgame?

>>18126501
money printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18126510
next week max

>>18126520
TSLA

>>18126511
I literally bought that because I was being devilish

>>18126152
Yeah but I mean economically.

will it crash more, or do I make long-term purchases now? I hate this game...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! TANK YOU. TANK YOU. TANK YOU.

>>18126501
Some people just trade stocks and keep those thoughts separate.

>>18126391
Need to justify invading China

>Pence on CNBC

lmao this guy doesn't give a shit about the virus

Where's my biotech bros at?

>>18126487
Boober Eats

>>18126516
Will LMT ever be below 300 again?
I can only pray.

>>18126525
>literally an idiot

>>18126431
with all the financial stimulus that certain biotech companies are getting from govt. hopefully it will streamline and speed up production and distribution. Ive been holding INO and MRNA for this very reason

IM A SCAT MAN

>>18126482
https://thetakeout.com/boober-pdx-sends-strippers-out-to-deliver-food-1842510121

>>18126523
>I'm going to go leave this room with tendies

DCA some UDOW and TQQQ every dump, you will thank yourself in a year

>>18126561
They can't speed it up no matter how much money they get

>>18126459
>God I am so fucking hard right now

>>18126159
The virus is still spreading and killing jobs. The market is not going to recover any time soon.

>>18126523
He's probably thinking about the 18 year old he's going to eat sushi off of later tonight.

>>18126554
Fuck yeah, Regeneron my man.
No microcap, those are for gamblers and scammers.
>>18126561
>not buying Regeneron below $430
Yikes

WHO IS THIS BABOON?

>>18126577
Stay mad kike lmao

>The Virgin Islands
pfffftahahahaha

>>18126586
>18 year old
heh

>>18126588
checked
nose piercing in the house of representatives kek

R8

t. Poorfag

>>18126573
Thank you, scientist. Lets see your biotech degree eh?

>>18126372
Light where you should be heavy and vice-versa
Basically your shit's all fucked up

Why is GME down today? I thought we were gonna short squeeze?

>>18126478
Tbh king I am banking on the new jackass movie and mostly. It’s their children’s library that is gold everything else is Shit

>>18126487
>thinking Alibaba or any Chinese stock is a legit company
>>18126499
lmao this

>>18126610
What made you think money can speed it up?

>CNBC asks Pence what would happen if Trump got the virus
>Pence avoids the question

I can't wait for the timeline when Trump dies of the virus and Pence makes a power grab

how long until the government implements a wealth tax based on your total net worth and use that to fund a universal income? there's certainly problems, such as people with little to no liquidity, but just imagine it for a minute. because if we continue to keep the economy shut down, they'll need to extract money from someone.

>>18126607
ENGLISH MFER CAN YOU SPEAK IT

Where is the SNSSfag? Did he kill himself already?

>Buy Spy 237p expiring today this morning expecting a circuit breaker
>It just crabs at 252
Yawn fuck.

>>18126598
imagine being an adult and having a nose piercing

its getting around time to rev up the printer boys

HEEEE HAWWWW

WHEN DOES THE HEARING END?

RESULTS WHEN?

REEEE MAXINE

>4 minutes to read your speech
>let me be as long winded as I can and spell out acronyms everyone already knows

Congress!

We finally get a red day after bunch of green and it's only minus 3.5% I'm seriously wondering the markets are done with corona-chan

>>18126623
What made you think it wont?

>>18126595
lel good point
>>18126607
crmd is something i've actually been looking at for a while

>>18126626
gonna start electroshock treatment for corona cases

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18126627
Naaa, they'll just print it for now.
Not until seething communist millennials take over, then it's time to hide yo shit.

>>18126626
He doesn't need to make a power grab if trump dies from corona-chan. He'll just be sworn in as the POTUS.

>>18126626
Man what a fucking time line that would be, zip zap the alphabet parade.

>>18126136
Ew

where are we heading guys?
got some shorts with 22.6k KO. are they "safe" or should i just grab what i have and make a run for it?

>>18126654
Because it never has

>>18126648
They're going to whine and posture all day, maybe we'll see the vote tonight.

>>18126627
Then the wealthy will move their assets elsewhere.

>>18126643
wish she would hold speeches with a bikini

>>18126627
Brrrrrrrt is extracting value from every single dollar

>>18126626
He wouldnt have to make a power grab lol as per the constitution the power would automatically come to him in the event trump is dead or incapacitated

>>18126629
Remember when said whether SNSS moons or tanks he will continue to post here? Dude was so full of shit & deserves those bags

Have any leverage oil ETFs survive?

>>18126543
It won’t go down much from here

>>18126640
Dubs says its true

Thing is can the market even afford to crash again? The gov pretty much fired all they had and if the market doesnt believe its just a flu and this will be over in two weeks we will go into a major depression.

>>18126654
tard ur embarrassing yourself

>>18126626
He'd become the president either way because of how the line of succession works. The real danger would be the potential for him to get it too, given how much time he spends around Trump.

>>18126643
>imblying you wouldn’t
>>18126669
Why the fuck would you short ko...
Shit I think I’ll sell a put.

Just give it up and dump SQQQ. You don't have to suffer. What would your grandchildren think of you when they knew you fucking shorted America during the pandemic?

Don't wait for two months when we're back to 28000 again.

>>18126694
Except for the last hour dump.
No one wants to be long the corona chan death count over the weekend.

>tfw spending all of my money on cruiselines, hoping they will go back up atleast to half their original value
am I retarded bros?

>>18126692
ERY was up 500% MoM but somehow despite the terrifying news it's not moved a hair. No volume though...

>>18126652
Corona popped the bubble. We did not go through it in several weeks. This is going to be a long and brutal bear market made worse by the actions of the Fed. Just don't expect these absolutely huge swings. Instead of +/-1000 points on the Dow a day expect more like -20 every day, for a year

>Government orders half the economy shut down.
>Government gives you back some of your own future money to address the problem they created.
What do we call it when a Hegelian dialectic is applied to government behaviour controlling the private sector?

>>18126615
Would be werid if it was squeezing now cause yesterday was kinda a weak catalyst.
Stocks also don't squeeze on day one. Look at other squeezes like RAD or LCI. First day is often a gap up and then crab. Will definitely check DIX today.

>>18126615
They just announced massive store closures for Q2. Why are you still holding that bag? It's only going down from here.

>>18126700
We will keep going red but I'm not sure there'll be anything as sharp as a week or so ago

>>18126700
>go into a major depression.
Were in one m8
This is it, don't be fooled

>>18126678
>>18126704
sorry bros im just not into dudeface mutts, big tiddy is a dime a dozen and the price of pussy has cratered hard in this time of crisis, theyre throwing it away for fucking cuddles and male validation you dont have to spend a dime

>>18126700
look into the 2008 crisis and cross reference the stock chart to when they pumped in stimulus and rate cuts. shit kept dropping. welcome to the bear cave, mother fucker.

>>18126643
Hahahaha...like imagine her lips on your dick, wouldnt that be funny bros?
Hahahaha

>>18126704
sry, not KO
i shorted the dow with 22.6k is the knock-out

or am i gettin you wrong now?

>>18126700
Yeah that's what's gonna happen, like what the fuck do you think is gonna happen. Its April first and everyone goes "it was a prank bro"

Should I load up on SQQQ before the rent strike? Or short real estate?

>>18126720
"clown world"?

>>18126368
Japs socially isolate without being told to

>>18126342
Be careful what you wish for.

>>18126728
>They just announced massive store closures for Q2
>implying this is a bad thing

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP CRABBROS

>>18126715
if im not mistaken, cruise lines are being left out of the bill?

>>18126713
>bullfaggot is a tranny
like pottery

Fuck this scam I'm gonna try trading oil now. Bye losers.

>>18126713
I'm shorting now so I have more money to buy the bottom.

>>18126623
What makes you think it wont? Financial stimulus and the position to lead the world creating china virus vaccine seems pretty convincing reasons for a biotech company to work overtime on this.

>>18126752
t. retard

>>18126757

Lads, obviously it's crabbing because of uncertainty it will be passed. But we KNOW it will pass. Time to be bullish? At least for today?

when?

>>18126089
I dont know what those are, I just wanted to shout JEROME so he can print more because this dump should fuck off

https://mobile.twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243505898359869440
bullish or priced in?

Nobody actually thinks this bill will not be passed right?

>>18126715
It's a good plan if your willing to see red for a few months. Might be able to pick them up a little cheaper if you wait a bit though.

What will happen once the bill passes in the House? Do you guys think the markets will go green again?

>>18126715
yes you are. They didn't get a cent out of the 2T stimulus and it will be a long time before boomers feel safe to get on a cruise again after all this is over. That image of being stuck quarantined on a boat while everyone argue over what the fuck to do with you will stick in a lot of peoples minds for a long time. They have a lot of quarters of shit revenue ahead and more than likely some of them will be allowed to go out of business

VIX up 7% despite the crabbing. Interesting

Sooo house debates... I thought there would be, you know, debates? We have a bunch of people standing up and talking about how awesome they are, and rhetoric about how bad corona is. What the fuck?

>>18126776
1 pm

>>18126765
All the small players are effectively dead. Do not be lured by their meme dividend yields they can never deliver. It's back to the big players now like Chevron, BP, etc.
They are the only ones that can handle the oil printing from the Saudis

>>18126720
how about this. much like they're doing for companies the government can give me a loan for a portion of equity in myself. this means they will receive future benefits from my profits. ill just make sure to expense every single thing and have little to no profit. free fucking money boys.

IS BAC OVERSOLD?

>>18126780
kek

>>18126776
not gonna happen. I wish it would

>>18126715
We got a ways until the bottom desu.
And when we hit the bottom not to many people will be taking cruises.
Even if the bottom is now, (it's not) unemployment is hitting big. Broke unemployed people don't take cruises.

>>18126782
dont buy their equity buy their debt

>>18126775
>But we KNOW it will pass

>>18126573
You do realize that when the money, power and life of the ruling 50yo+ elite is really on the line, the rules that dictate what we "can" and what we "can't" don't kinda apply. The rules can be changed, and rapidly if needed. If something is physically possible but politically impossible, it can be done.

>>18126713
Fuck you faggot America is dead

>>18126782
I spent half my cash back on the big drop and got some great prices, now I want to double down and get these new low ones. Spend half the remaining today and wait with the rest for later?

>>18126776
priced in

>>18126036
What do you guys think about buying VIX? We're getting red days and green days back and forth which can eat into SQQQ profits, but VIX should just go up with volatility right? And it seems the only thing guaranteed in the short term is more volatility.

>>18126791
everyone is going to vote yes like the little cucks they are. so this is just a formality

So how do Bullbros still exist?

>>18126791
Bipartisan bills seem more for posturing

>>18126805
>>18126780
what dem protesting

I had an order at 2.80 for like 500 of these. MOTHERFUCKER. ONE FUCKING CENT.

bearbros, we're gonna get rekt. It's coming back.

>>18126781
I think we’ll dump once it does.

>>18126814
I mean could explain to me how it could not it went 96-0 in the Senate.

>>18126780
the fuck is going on

>>18126837
I was confused about this too. VIX seems to be going down with price increases and up with rapid price decreases.

>>18126846
chink police don't believe the CCP statistics and are blocking passage of people from "cured" provinces

>>18126740
>its april 1
>all the people are stifling their giggles this morning
>hmmm? what's the big april fools prank?
>turn on tv
>ANON FOOLED BY EVERYONE
>go on internet
>TRUMAN SHOW ENDS FOR ANON
>the stock market is up
>you can go outside again
>you laugh along with everybody
>all is well

>>18126863
so not even chinks trust chink data

>PORK

>>18126850
>TA
lmao nobody cares about your bullshit tea leaves fuck off retard

So should I sell SQQQ, SDOW, and SPXS at a 20% loss instead of yesterday's 30%, or should I hold for Monday or Tuesday?

>>18126850
oh thank god the virus is finally gone! everyone its time to buy into your favorite index!

>>18126878
Wait for EOD

>>18126780
>TruthAbtChina
Wow, very unbiased account

>>18126878
Wait.
At minimum at least wait for the last hour dump.

>>18126878
hold, circuit breaker monday

>>18126850
It might rally a bit but I'm still comfy in my May puts.

So will boeing get a bailout or not?
I've bought DAL, AAL, ATK, SAS, and LHA but sold BA today because of fears of no bailout, what should I do bros?

Imagine holding stock over the weekend

>>18126784
Same outlook on cruise stocks as this anon. You don't recover from pictures of overturned and quarantined cruise lines on every channel for years, if at all.

Turns out they are 99% staffed with cheap 3rd world labor and registered in tax havens to avoid US taxes. So it was a no-brainer to not offer them bailout funds. Cruise lines will have to sink or swim on their own now, and I'm betting they continue to capsize.

>>18126878
I just dumped half... Im not doing 3X leverage anymore, the timing has to be too precise.

>>18126876
I was talking to the non-brainlets in the thread, faggot.

>>18126895
>market went DOWN
>expects a dump at close

>>18126871
Thanks Fren, I can finally go back to my cooking class. You have given me hope.

>>18126871
is this bullcope's final form

>>18126852
y?? wouldnt the bill make it sky rocket like a pump

>>18126878
I'm gonna sell before the vote, if it passes then we're going to need several days of apocalypses to happen for SQQQ to get back to the levels we bought at.

>>18126783
The bill passing is unironically priced in. This whole fucking run was based on it. If it passes then we'll probably trend up then dump a little eod for a slightly red day. Of it doesn't pass then expect some big dumps.

>>18126878
Why are you holding leveraged ETFs.

>>18126863
>don't believe data
>gather in large mob

huh

>>18126911
This is a clown market, use inverse logic
Holding stock over the weekend is normally retarded, so now it's fucking genius

>>18126908
>So will boeing get a bailout or not?
No, it will get a sick fucking pump from the fed for free though.

>>18126921
>implying people want to hold over the weekend in this clown market

>>18126921
>>18126911
This ^

>>18126892
>>18126895
>>18126904
Potentially very bad advice, anon. JS. I know a lot of you have been bagholding this depreciating asset ALL week. Market can shoot up at any minute today, and we're guaranteed to be back in green by Monday.

>>18126928
bill pump is already unironically priced in, what did you think this gay fake bull run this week was all about

>>18126921
>why yes I do want to be bagholding on monday

>>18126950
>>18126950
>>18126950
new

>>18126932
>>18126940
I'm getting mixed signals here.

>>18126932
But if everyone does that then its the worst decision. You must half embrace the clown

>>18126931

>>18126948
so that crazy 3 day green shit WAS the bill?

>>18126144
cocksucker this is wapo.

>>18126973
Buy the rumor, sell the news.

>>18126862
hm I guess it shouldn't be kept to expect consistent gains, just as a hedge in a broader portfolio

>>18126850
I told you.

>>18127000
do u think the real pump is cooming soonnn???

>>18127073
lol no. I think the last three days already were the stimulus bill pump.

If you hold you're going to lose a lot of money on Monday. I say we hit 18k. Expect a day shut down.

>>18127155
Dubs

>>18126279
>1k/68k = <1%
mumus are retarded

>>18126424
>>18126510
It's a foregone conclusion, it will happen.

9/11 had a total fatality count of 2977. Currently deaths in NY are at 466, growing at 27% per day. At that rate the deaths in NY will surpass 9/11 in only 8 more days.

And the peak hasn't even been reached yet, remember it's still a couple weeks behind Italy, and the Italian health minister just yesterday said the peak hasn't even come yet for them.

And NYC/LA are intentionally no longer testing patients who aren't severe cases because the hospital systems are already at or near capacity.

And officials are also reporting that even the deaths attributed to corona are also being underreported, because many are dying without ever having an official diagnosis or test.

>>18127146
then where is the gd dumpppp???

>>18126930
i'm holding because my massive swollen balls

IM NOT SELLING MY PUTS UNTIL MONDAY

>>18127364
go back to pwebbit faggot, no one gives a shit

>>18127342
Enjoy getting interday volatility raped.

>>18126815
It's not physically possible, it takes months and months to produce hundreds of millions of vaccines

>>18126927
whatcha learning?

>>18126856
House