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>>18117794
based

pfft. I wonder who is being a stick in the mud. Democrat, I assume. Wanting more gibs for feminists or something.

>>18117794
>NOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE MY FREAKIN TRUMPBUCAROONIES

>>18117833
Nope.
>Members are now racing to get back to D.C. by Friday morning — in the middle of thecoronavirus pandemic— because leaders fear at least one member, likely Rep. Thomas Massie, R-Ky., will demand a recorded vote.

>>18117889
I see.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
This country is going to fucking burn

>>18117914
Not saying democrats are better, but the republicans are usually the ones who pull faggot fucking jew shit like this.

>>18117794
my money is on rand paul again

>>18117794
Does this mean i still have time to buy the dip??

>>18117948
Rand Paul isn't in the house, you retard

>>18117794
>>18117889
fucking faggot southerns trying to deny me my TrumpBux
DO IT AGAIN SHERMAN

>>18117794
I didn't pay my taxes last year when I was working as a waiter
Am I going to get trumpbucks or was 2019 the worst year to capone myself?

say thank you to a true American hero, Thomas Massie

>>18117794
it's all theater

>>18117794
imagine being upset that a bailout didn't pass
lmao everyone btfo

>>18117943
Not passing this bill would be the most based act imaginable.

FUCK this bill, FUCK the two thousand billion dollar stimulus, FUCK the boomers whose 401(k)s it's designed to bail out, FUCK niggers, FUCK JANNIES, and FUCK YOU

>>18117986
Get fucked Yankee kike

>>18118117

Hello? Based department?

>Massie told 55 KRC radio Thursday morning he plans to reject the coronavirus relief bill— which includes one-time $1,200 checks to certain individuals and $367 billion in loans and grants to small businesses — due to concerns over spiking the national debt, the Courier Journal reported.
>Massie is known as "Mr. No," in Washington because he frequently votes against measures proposed by Republicans and Democrats. In February, he was one of four representatives to oppose a measure that would make lynching a federal hate crime.
kek so he hates both Repubs and Dems?

>>18117889
Why is it always fucking Kentucky?

>>18118149
God what a breath of fresh air. I wish I lived in Kentucky so I could vote for him.
>>18118154
Because you're gonna need some KY for what's about to happen to your 401(k) boomer parasite. Bend over, I'm coming for your house old man. What's yours will be mine.

they need 216 members present
6*6*6

>>18118028
Look at this smug mother fucker. Please God, guide this man's hand and stop this kiked up shit for passing. And fuck boomers.

Democrats cucked the shit out of the bill and I won't get a penny from it despite being heavily impacted. It's bullshit. No to bailing out billionaire corps. No to shutting down entire economy just for a few pants shitting demented boomers who are fat. No to giving even more gibs to Mexicans and niggers. Lawmakers, do the right thing. Ban quarantines and reject the stimulus bill. Also make sure lots of homes get foreclosed because I'm tired of renting.

>>18118028
Based house rep of the decade. This 2T bill is completely retarded.

>>18118154
You're gonna get kenFUCKY'D>>18118187

>>18118252
This fucking bullshit makes me so mad. It's not just the Democrats doing it either it's both of em. The elites in this country have a robust socialistic system, paid for by working people. The gall of these fucking people, voting to give corporations multiple trillions of dollars just to keep boomers from voting them out of office. It makes me sick. I can't stand this country, it's being completely destroyed just to keep upper middle class boomers happy.

Let it fucking burn

>>18118149
>Massie is known as "Mr. No," in Washington because he frequently votes against measures proposed by Republicans and Democrats
> he was one of four representatives to oppose a measure that would make lynching a federal hate crime
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>18118309
We're not ruled by men or white people or Jews or the Chinese. We're ruled by the elderly.

>>18117794
DAY OF THE PILLOW FUCKING NOW

>>18118309
shoulda just hand out the money by Social. Check to see if the number belongs to someone alive? if yes, give em the money to an associated bank account. If not, don't. It'd take no time at all.

>>18118406
Mike Lindell has entered the chat.

Yeah I'm thinking he's based

>>18118399
Nigga we've always been ruled by the elderly. It's a good thing, most of the time, because historically old people are wise. Not boomers.

I blame women's suffrage personally. I really mean that, unironically I really do blame women's suffrage for this nation's problems.

>>18118465
Imagine the fucking balls on this guy to vote "no" on this abortion of a bill right now and have literally the entirety of Washington autistically screeching at you for it, making them get their pampered boomer asses on a plane in the middle of the night to come to Washington DC for it.

Imagine the level of smugness he feels right now, the coy little smirk on his Shkreli-esque visage as he listens to their impotent pig squeals on the phone and reads their lamentations on Twitter.

>>18118465
Good to know at least one politician in the entire system has a fucking brain in their skull.

>>18118149
BASED

>>18117889
What are the odds he’s actually working with the Democrats on this to hurt Trumps re-election ?

>>18118465
THAT'S OUR GUY!!!!
Full bank withdrawals tomorrow as well!

>>18118498
Take it back to 21, land owning and white are the requirements to vote and most of the mess goes away.

>>18118103
>shit shuts down
>no new paychecks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBmOY3PmkdE

i hope you dont mind being buried in your own yard and having some one else larp as being you because thats in play now

>>18118465
He’s right, this is the biggest ponzi robbery in recorded history, unprecedented

>>18118465
this poor fucker just commited sudoku through the murican congress press F

i hope this shit doesnt pass because under it I wont get anything. go back and make the bill give every adult 1200 bucks like trump said he wanted a week ago

>>18118688
I'm from Kentucky, and I hate West Virginia (where this guy's from) but I'll invest half my Trumpbux into coal if this guy can push the vote another day or two.

>>18118465
brainlet here, what did he mean by this? is he saying that americans should get 17k or that the stimulus is too big?

>>18118711
Hating West Virginia is bluepilled it's beautiful out there. Eastern Kentucky is beautiful too.

>>18118722
He's saying that this "stimulus" is taking $17,000 out of your pocket and handing the vast majority of it directly to the boomer rentier class, and allowing you to keep 7% of it.

>>18118688
F

>>18118748
don't give a shit. Just give me my $1,200 or whatever because I fucking need it.

>>18118722
he's saying that it's not proportionate, the corporations that fucked up and are ONCE AGAIN using their parachute in the form of FED pumping dollars into them are getting TAX FUCKING DOLLARS from every citizen of the states, and normal people have to jump through hoops to get a measly 1200.

>>18118117
Based boi

>>18118028
Thank you for stopping socialism trump bucks

>>18118154
Seems like the only state that sends people with a spine and morals
>minus that turtle Mitch

>>18118759
dont give a fuck just give me my 1200

>>18118465
This dude seriously thinks the entire 2 trillion is going to every individual?

>>18118465
There’s your conservative

>>18118804
they're buying bitcoin with it and going to put the keys in fort knox

>>18118754
Fuck you deadbeat faggot I hope you never get a dime.

>>18118726
>got pulled over there right as I was about to pass into Virginia
>exact same car at gas station gets drug busted for acting outright weird
>i'm just fillin' 'er up and puttin' some oil in the car
>cop walks over to me and asks if he can talk to me
>gas station clerk said I was acting weird
>cop proceeds to give me sobriety test and ask me who i am, etc.
>"you mind if we search your vehicle?"
>uuuhhh, kinda. you aren't going to find anything
>"then you won't mind?"
>whatever dude
>continues sobriety tests while pigs and sniffer dog flip my car upside down
>"i'm gonna ask you one more time - is there anyone else with you in this car?"
>no dude
Turns out their dog was 'alerted' by the bacon jerky I had JUST fucking bought in the gas station that it thought it was being awarded with for actually finding drugs in the other car just 10 minute prior, and the pigs were only interested in my Barely Legal Hustler I bought in Oklahoma a few days earlier. I drive off with onto the interstate with my pants still on the hood of the car. Fuck (East) West Virginia. I was 18 and alone :(

>>18117833
its AoC

>>18118831
dont give a shit about gay govt conspiracy shit just give me my 1200

>>18118841
Yeah...they definitely give outsiders a hard time out there. Where in Eastern WV if you don't mind me asking?

>>18117794
So this one dipshit, Massie will not allow a voice vote, and it all gets postponed until they get enough people in the same forum to vote with the bat flu in full effect. Everyone's Trumpbux gets delayed, and now the house becomes a new ground zero for coronavirus.

Some folks just want to watch the world burn.

>>18118857
Bumfuck Cousindidley

>>18118885
The fire rises brother. Thank you based Massie

>>18118857
It was an exit town off I-64 at like 12am.
I think maybe Asbury? It was a sweet relief watching the interstate patrol pull a u-turn once I got about a mile into Virginia.

>>18118754
Suck a dick if you're so down on your luck. I get nothing from it but a 17k bill. You got sister? I'll give you 1,500 bucks if you make her live with me for a couple months. I intend to fuck her in the butt every day. But I'll be much gentler than the proposed multitrillion buttfucking that's being proposed here.

>>18118980
Your mother will pay me to fuck her. Your dad can't get it up anymore she says.

>>18118841
Why did you let them search you? People only do that when they are guilty. People like you don't deserve freedom.

>>18118995
When this bill doesn't pass tomorrow I'm going to think of you and smile. You better figure out a way to meet ends meet, sweet cheeks, because your broke ass ain't getting shit.

>>18119037
>thinking about a random anon on the Internet a day later
Either way like I said your mother will pay me to fuck her because your dad can't get his dick erect. So I'm cool

>>18119018
*shrugs*
The worst they could have done was start sticking things up my butt. It's not like I had somewhere to go. I was hauling ass across the country with 2k in my pocket and didn't care where I was going. They were just being stupid assholes leaving me with a poor outlook on WV >:(

>>18119083
I got chlamydia from fucking a mcdonald's worker in WV once.

>>18119173
Did she have a nice asshole?

>>18117794
Bullish news because it was already priced in, fucking bullday today

>>18117833
>i am a republican i want my gibs now!
why don't you pick yourself up by the bootstraps faggot

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>>18118117
Incredibly based post monseigneur

>>18118802
low iq

>>18119083
Cuck

>>18119239
you have a low iq. I have a high iq. /thread

>>18119264
salt.jpg

>>18118117
Noice

>>18118802
>begging for money
Hello, Janitors. We have a situation over here.

>>18118028

he built his own house out of wood and brick from his own yard, runs it off the grid with a repurposed tesla battery and solar panels, and yet votes the fuck down every environmental bill he can get his hands on

cannot be more based than this goddam patriot

>>18118600
Literally 0% you schizo retard

>>18119370
lmfao

>>18118028
fuck you faggot

>>18118149
YO BASED? I think I'm starting to like this guy

>>18118028
thank you

>>18118187
Cringe

>>18118465
We have based politicians holy fuck!

>>18118028
thank you sir

>>18117914
SEETHING

>>18117794
fake news

>>18119596
fake post

>>18118117
Based

>>18118465
Fucking love this guy.

>>18118662
>ICP

>>18118028
Just look at him. Probably been waiting for shit to hit the fan. Looks like he eats raw meat and forages mushrooms for food.

>>18118754
I can't tell who trusts the plan or phonebanks for Bernie anymore.

>>18118848
Are you literally black?

Learn the word "might"

Also learn to stop clicking on bait.

>>18118154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqDVObM1kxc

>>18118465
>somehow this will be Pelosi's fault

Calling it now.

>>18118117
I've got a call on line 1 for you, Sir.

>>18118117

>>18118117
We fucking?

>>18119083
What were you doing with 2k in your pocket Anon?

>>18118465
How can we further support this guy? All hands on deck Biz we need him to lead us into the new financial paradigm. Maybe he will push adoption of LINK and PNK at the highest levels of government as well.

>>18117794
Pic very related.

>>18117794
I hope it doesn't pass. Why should these companies get bailed out when they can't even keep themselves a float. If I went into stocks with 20k and lost it all would the government give me 20k for free because I lost it? Noooo as it was my responsibility.

>>18118117
now this is proper

>>18118465
Based and dare i say redpilled about this.

>>18118465
Lads i think we should go give him some likes and retweets so he holds strong in his position. ...uhhh i dont have a twitter account. What do i need for one?

>>18118759
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE they get all that from our taxes and we only "get" $1200 at most!?

I promise if you did that to my building I would make you disappear. Not joking. I would keep track of wherever you go and wait long enough. Then you would disappear in a very painful way.

I don't come off as a crazy person either, most people think I'm the nicest guy ever and I try to help everyone and make people happy.

I know everyone is memeing right now and 90% of the people who aren't are all talk, but the ones that do, I hope you fuck with the wrong one.

Tachyon internet layer performs the function of host addressing/identification and packet routing.

>>18118286
quick rundown? I've only read about the sections regarding gibs

>>18120776
wrong thread?

>>18118028
"If it were just about helping people to get more unemployment (benefits) to get through this calamity that, frankly, the governors have wrought on the people, then I could be for it," Massie said in the radio interview.

"But this is $2 trillion," he continued. "Divide $2 trillion by 350 million people — it's almost $6,000 for every man, woman and child. I'm talking about spending. This won't go to the men, women and children. So if you have a family of five, this spending bill represents $30,000 of additional U.S. national debt because there is no plan to pay for it."

>>18118465
Based Tom save my puts and stop socialism with your big brass red white and blue balls.
Praise Tom
Praise Lucifer

holy shit i just looked up the M1 money supply, it's 4 trillion USD

that means that 2 trillion USD will make the usd value drop by 33%.
In other words, if you have savings of 3000 usd or higher, that 1000 usd doesn't even compensate the loss from inflation.

>>18118695
It should be 2 grand to every adult every month for at least the next 4 months just like Bernie said.

>>18117933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5HOXfo-UO0

>>18120776

>>18121002
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>18118028
>>18118117
Based. A massive 2 trillion bill that has barely been looked at with slush funds all over for dems and reps and money for every stupid preforming arts center in the country. It should be blocked.

>>18117833
why would you just rek yourself instantly like that instead of actually reading the article

>>18118795
Both senators, really.

So basically Kentucky is a piece of shit, yes.

>>18121136
yea, but where to invest before inflation buttfucks us?

>>18120487
You can support him by buying more PNK right now, sir. He is clearly a fighter for justice. Do your part.

>>18117794
PRINTER BROKE :/

>>18117794
fuck brrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18118028
libertarians are a special kind of retarded.
i like them.

>>18118600
100%

He's a faggot, and he often vote with democrats

Attention all shitposters, Boris has that wuhan flu https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
>https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
>https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

>>18118748
Exactly... Either we oughta be getting 17k+ out of this or it better be thrown out.

>>18118330
“Hello, based department?”

>>18117833
Justin Amash

>>18118600
0%. Massie is a free market conservative and one of the most based people in Congress. He often opposes large, unpaid spending and calls out both sides for being full of shit. Follow him on Twitter.

>>18117833
pelosi and schumer want things to get as bad as needed to ensure trump wont be elected. I wonder if theyll even make it to his election though. the longer they wait the more likely theyll get the boomer remover

>>18118754
No fuck you you should’ve been prudent in spending and you should’ve saved to consumerist faggot. Get a job you dead beat

>>18118804
No, the 6 trillion in total is going to be part of every citizens debt.

>>18117794
The real news is that our geriatric leadership is all jumping on flights rights now to get back and crowd in to vote in person.

What will the markets so when 20% of Congress is in the ICU?

>>18118028
Based accelerationist

>>18117833
Article tells you buddy, Republican Kentucky House member.

>>18118661
>>18118498
ultra-kek

>>18120530
Because $1200 ain't shit and people who actually need money also need a job to go back to.

>>18117986
Kentucky is not the south

>>18118028
>In March 2014, Massie voted against a bill to name Israel an American strategic partner. Massie voted no because this bill would have subsidized green energy companies in Israel.