/biz/ - Business & Finance

YOU CAN'T JUST HECKING DO THAT
THINK OF MY PASSIVE INCOMERINO

>>18112950
just put them all in the gulag

>>18112950
Imagine being so pathetic you have to rent.

>>18112950
NO RENT 4 U HAHA BRB DOING PULL UPS ON YOUR DOOR FRAME WITH CHEAP BAR

>>18112950
>uh you're j-just kidding about not paying your rent, r-right guys?
love seeing landlord kikes sweat

>>18112950
Why not negotiate to rent at-cost or at a minor loss until things go back to some semblance of normalcy?

A tenant who has money in their pocket at the end of this shitshow means long-term money in your pocket too.

>heckin
Die fag

>>18112950
>April 1st
OH so its a big joke then
haha

>>18113024
got my vote

what would be the repercussion, if landlords manage to evict all non-paying tenants during the economic shutdown?

>>18113136
justice for property owners
and just deserts for degenerate scum,

based

>>18113136
can't evict without an eviction order by a judge. they would be in jail

Just a friendly reminder that the average Chapo subscriber is a white male aged 18-30 who makes less than $20k per year, according to the sub’s own survey

>>18113136
There are no circuit courts open to issue eviction orders in any state that has declared a state of emergency.

>>18113187
lol what a bunch of fucking losers

>>18112950
>SEMPER FI! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE COMMIE! YOU BETTER NOT BE SKIMPING OUT ON YOUR DAILY PAYMENTS TO THE CHOSEN TRIBE, NOW! YES SIREE! I MIGHT BE A BIG STRONG TEXAS MAN BUT I GET ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AT WESTERN WALL! LIKE A DAWG!!!! LIKE A PRAIRIE DAWG! WOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE! GIT ALONG LITTLE DAWGIE! CHIIIIRUP!

>>18113187
How deep in debt are the is the real question.

>>18112950
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>18112950
>>18113004
>>18113064
>>18113633
Damn I guess /biz/ really is full of dumb kids.

based

>>18113136
>>18113176
OK, so let's say the landlord just sits in a corner like a bitch while this eviction ban is in place, and all of the tenants party because they're living rent-free
Then the eviction ban is eventually lifted...he can still get the eviction orders for all of the tenants and have them thrown out, right? Or would there be something else preventing that from happening?

>>18113705
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM JEW JEW CUM!

>>18113048
Based and /fit/pilled. I fucked a few door frames up in my rentals lol.

>>18113079
a lease is a legal contract. good luck with that, tenantcucks.

>>18113705
If only we were multinational obscenely rich banks and airlines then we could skip rent for a few months.

>>18113136

>>18113782
You're never going to go far in your life. I guess that's why you're taking all this pent up rage out on some random landlords. You'll never find yourself financially secure enough to afford property because you're a worthless loser and you want to see people who have succeeded in life suffer because it'll make you feel like less of a loser.

>>18113861
Is this really what you faggot losers view yourselves as? What a gay little LARP. you're retarded Walmart employees, not revolutionaries.

LANDLORDS SEETHING

>>18113978
No actually we’re larping as Boeing and that’s why we’re getting a trillion dollars at the expense of the USD uwu

>>18113942
>>18113978
Nice impotent rage land-kike. Your salt is delicious. Please get out your kneepads, the bank needs that mortgage payment :^)

>>18112950
>tenants get all blacklisted
>they will never find a place to rent and banks will refuse to give them credit to buy their own houses because of being previously blacklisted

I'm pretty sure this is some crazy psyop to irreversibly fuck a lot of people real lives

>>18113978
>Is this really what you sodomite peasants view yourselves as? What a deviant little charade. You're invalid chimney sweeps, not revolutionaries.

>>18113136
They get blacklisted and nobody will rent them any place ever again.

YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO SPEND MY 1000$ TRUMP BUX ON MY RENT!!!!!!! MY FUNKO POPS ALWAYS COME FIRST!!!!!!!! COMMUNISM WHEN!?!?!?!?

>>18113978
>t.scared yankee spook

>>18114098
>this is some crazy psyop to irreversibly fuck a lot of people real lives
no. this is just idiot Americans fucking up there own lives because theyre literally lemmings

>>18114122
pfffft that won't even cover close to half in some parts of the country lmao
Coastal fags are so fucked!!!!!!!!!

>>18113705
>Treat housing as a speculative asset
>Take out loans in excess of the homes actual value because you factor in exploiting a renter and the resale value while the working stiff is just looking for a home over his head
>Get mad when the renter you are exploiting doesn't pay for your investment schemes

I'm paying my landlord double this month to make up for all the commies. He's always been good to me

>>18114157
>blacklisted people = left wing voters

These people are being not only blacklisted their are also being classified for political purposes, and they do it for free lmao

>>18113176
this is easily solvable, just shut off utilities to their unit, then tell them maintenance is "working" on it.

>>18114222

based and society pilled

>>18114246
Well I guess at that point that's when the wall urinals would need to go up

>>18114246

As a landlord, you own the outside of the building. Board them up inside. They want to be there rentfree, they can stay until the matter settles itself.

>>18113978
>>18113942
>>18113705
absolutely seething landlord

>>18113048
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18113136
>And the great owners, who must lose their land in an upheaval, the great owners with access to history, with eyes to read history and to know the great fact: when property accumulates in too few hands it is taken away.
>And that companion fact: when a majority of the people are hungry and cold they will take by force what they need.
>And the little screaming fact that sounds through all history: repression works only to strengthen and knit the repressed.
>The great owners ignored the three cries of history.
>The land fell into fewer hands, the number of the dispossessed increased, and every effort of the great owners was directed at repression.
>The money was spent for arms, for gas to protect the great holdings, and spies were sent to catch the murmuring of revolt so that it might be stamped out.
>The changing economy was ignored, plans for the change ignored; and only means to destroy revolt were considered, while the causes of revolt went on.

>>18113705
no shit it's the leftypol discordtrannies raiding this board nonstop

>>18114222
damn ooh
he licking the boot
damn ooh
he sucking the boot

>>18114222
I'm going to pay triple this month. I might have to max out my overtime though. Who will match me?

>>18113136

LA Riots except in every major city.

>>18114246
They were already doing that though

>>18114246
gj fucking up any chances of getting rent later on in court, kike

>>18114340
>>18114376
Correct.

>>18114444

>>18113187
How is it possible for a 20 something man to make less than 20k? My first job out of college paid 35k. It’s like these people are intentionally trying to fail.

>>18114438
>in court
believe me, tenant scum, you have not followed the contract you signed as well as you think you did...

>>18114691
contract is null and void when the landlord does not provide the utilities listed in the contract. you are never seeing that money again

>>18114734
ironic that you're posting Ricky here, that's exactly how you'll be living come April. Better start packing now

>>18113942
S E E TH
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>>18113942
s e e t h e

>>18114809
i live in California mate. landlords here have no fucking rights to begin with. trying to pull an eviction through court here takes years if i put up a tiny fight. and now with corona my landlord is desperately mailing everyone to fund him because he knows he will be out of business if only one tenant doesnt pay up. and eviction with the corona chan going around is practically impossible down here.

PURGE ALL LANDLORD.

>>18115182

Good fuck your landlord it is because of people like him that housing is unaffordable.

You do get that pretty much the entire derivatives market is gone if oil and rent stop working ? No amount of money printing will stop a civil war after that.

>>18113942
Holy fuck Landlord Cope.

Whos the loser?

Me Keeping my 1200 in rent money, and making you pay your own fucking mortgage, while not getting evicted

Or you
Finally having to pay your own bills once in your life


lmao

friendly reminder btw that this is the best time to pressure your landlord into selling you his property cheaply because they are all shitting the bed and are desperate for some backup cash,

>>18115271
And thats a GOOD thing!
This entire kike nightmare needs to burn

>>18115182
based

>>18114098
>Half of America gets blacklisted
>Renters forced to open blacklist to get clients because everybody is fucked.

>>18115182
it's 2 weeks after getting served you are full of shit
t. ex-californian

>>18114246
I'm going to start learning recipes to cook up rapid-building mold deposits in walls via water injections and extremely harsh acidic solutions to pour down toilets and sinks thanks to all of this. Renters fucking over their landkikes will finally be the clarion call for the government to start paying attention to the fact that the lower class are, in fact, being preyed upon.

>>18115405
if they have plastic composite pipes like most buildings these days its going to be hard to make anything that can damage those.

>>18115389
i've held out for 8 months before without much effort (3 court trips). The landlord ended up losing it because he worded some shit vaguely in the contract and tried that my lawyer was able to pick apart. Got a nice settlement which i used to move somewhere else.

>>18115474
yea you can fuck em good if they don't cover their bases, but that's mostly a matter of luck. My friend also one against a landlord for renting out a place infested with black mold, but these cases are rare. evictions happen like clockwork in SF/LA.

>>18115595
*won
fuck

>>18113747
yes theoretically once courts open back up then evictions could proceed on anybody not current on rent... would take months from the point the courts open up though, especially in blue states

>>18112950

Please, tenants. I'm overleveraged and didn't save for a rainy day. Don't do this to me...

>>18113747
>Or would there be something else preventing that from happening?
Yeah, his painful spluttering death in a hospital bed.

>>18113747

An armed tenant behins every door on the day the eviction is served.

>>18113747
you need a reason for eviction, if they pay rent when this is over there's no problem and the judge won't give a fuck. honor the lease agreement and then throw them out once its ended, don't renew their agreement.

>>18112950
Fuck landlords.

>>18113705
What does housing produce?

Oh right, nothing!

The landlord doesn't give me room service and I have to pay for all the amenities and shit in the apartment.

fuck you jew.

>>18114220

Why did Corona cause biz to get infested with these shit for brain gimme gimme trannies?

>>18115826
they will still owe for the months they skipped, so technically they could be evicted for not backpaying once the courts opened up. Bluest states will probably pass provisions preventing this though

>>18112950
WAGIES RISE UP
>>WAGIES RISE UP
WAGIES RISE UP
>>WAGIES RISE UP
WAGIES RISE UP
>>WAGIES RISE UP
WAGIES RISE UP
>>WAGIES RISE UP

>>18114098
fucking kek thinking blacklists matter, I worked in some of the highest end properties here in commiefornia and all of them always accept bad credit because they rather accept money than no money at all. every single one of them. now imagine lower end and average places? even worse, no one knows what they're doing (constantly doing illegal shit, wagie workers don't care anyway) and when they try to get lip and legal they end up losing 100% of the time unless the tenant is actually blatantly fucking shit up. there's a reason why management is constantly rotating

>>18115874
>NOOOOOOO NOT MY RENTERINO
>NOT THE FREAKING PROPERTINO

>>18114246
This is a felony.

>>18115405

I promise if you did that to my building I would make you disappear. Not joking. I would keep track of wherever you go and wait long enough. Then you would disappear in a very painful way.

I don't come off as a crazy person either, most people think I'm the nicest guy ever and I try to help everyone and make people happy.

I know everyone is memeing right now and 90% of the people who aren't are all talk, but the ones that do, I hope you fuck with the wrong one.

>>18115943
> landlords are literal sociopaths who maintain niceness to save face
glad a few murmurs about a rent strike is all it takes to rise to the surface.

>>18115760
so if he dies after the ban gets lifted and I still haven't paid anything do I get to keep the house?

>>18116018
Nope. Banks take it, and we have another 2008.

open letter to all the raiding tenant fags on this board right now:

>People like you are the definition of poison to society lmao.

The guy made a risky move to enter into a long term agreement to own a property and rent it out. He could have come from a poorer background like you but saved up intelligently and took a financial risk. And your takeaway is he's a "shitty middle men".

You think you might as well drag down everybody else with you if you go down. You don't believe in law or contract, your answer to everything is "why should I care?"

In the more tribal days, you were exactly the kind of underperforming and uncooperative human that would have gotten kicked out of the tribe and died alone in the wilderness. In present day, unfortunately for your country, it sounds like you lucked out and were born in a socially stable nation that doesn't condone of disposing people like you. A nation built on law, contract, entrepreneurial risk, 3 things you demonstrated in one post that you'll likely never have the mental ability to comprehend.

I really hope, for your sake, that you're a troll account lmfao. This is why the stupid, like you, stay poor. Worst part is you'll never understand that, you'll always believe you're a victim, when in reality everybody else is working harder and smarter. In fact, everybody else is a victim of your cancerous presence on this earth lmfao

>>18115916
Dude I lol'd
>>18115874
Because i'm smart enough to actually have an opinion worth something. Unlike your portfolio hahahahahahah.

-bearbro

>>18116432
I am a cancerous presence and i'm out to murder peoples liveslihoods.

Yours is in the way because you were too stupid to bet on accurate market analysis because youre not smart enough to be able to do it. jej

>>18116432
Hello, based department? Hey, so there's this post...

>>18112950
>Heckin
Fucking. I hate you people. Please just go back to your containment reddit.

>>18113705
just newfags or trannies hopefully
nothing suspicious about 10 landlord threads every day

>>18116432

>>18115874
>WHY ARENT YOU HAPPY WITH THE PROSPECT OF DYING ON THE STREET

>>18115313
>>18113782
>>18114321
>>18114077
>>18115110
>>18115182
>i live in california
>communism is the way!
The absolute state of wagecucks.

They can't evict for months. So as a renter if you don't give a fuck about your credit score and potentially having to move farther down the line, there is no point to pay. Seriously, if its between buying food and shit for your family do not pay your fucking landlord rent.

>>18115405

>>18115943
You wont do shit. Your reddit spacing is a dead giveaway that you're a lowtest faggot

>>18113136

in the USA you saw a lot of people that are first time gun owners out last weekend. they aren't buying the guns to threaten their fellow neighbor, they are buying them to threaten their landlords in case of eviction

>"I live in the most affluent society in the history of humanity and I still can't function. When the revolution comes and I'm a 5-star general in the communist army, I'm coming for you!"

You're a peasant in this world and you'll be a peasant in the next.

>>18115943

you better pray to your republican senator to give us more money then, faggot

>>18113942
I've been in the military for 6 years, have made hundreds of thousands of dollars off of cryptocurrency, and I will still never be a landlord. Being a slumlord is the most jewish and scum thing a person can do. Fuck landlords, and fuck you. Hell, I could pay for 10 years of rent in fucking cash tomorrow and I might not just to make a point.

>>18116855
I can live with that

>>18113048
ive already broke my closet door frame im working on the second one also ive chipped the bathroom sink trying to loosen a bolt from an alternator also the bunny i bought a while back chewed the fuck out of the floor framing. sorry but my friend from work said he knows how to fix the shit on the cheep so dont worry bout it

pro tip for anyone wanting to get back at your landlord. start flushing your toilet paper down the toilet. it'll damage their system and you won't see the effects till years later. it will cost them thousands upon thousands depending on the damage. you get the last laugh in the end and the landlord will just assume it was done ignorantly instead of purposefully. impossible to know who it was, even if they knew there's nothing they can do legally. they have to pay for shit that breaks (at least in CA)

>>18116948
so unbelievably based.

>>18117114
lol wut

>>18117148
fucks up the pipes/septic system. they have to shell out like 5k-10k+ for labor and costs.

>>18117114
What third world shit hole do you live in where flushing toilet paper down the toilet damages the pipes?

>>18117172
did you mean baby wipes and paper towels?

>>18115991
>You're a sociopath for responding to my sociopathic behavior
k

>>18117235
> damaging my property is sociopathic
k

>>18116760
>they are buying them to threaten their landlords in case of eviction
lmao
They can't even afford rent, their broke asses aren't buying guns you dumb commie.

>>18117178
california. clogs it up over time, you just never noticed it if you rent. if you own a house you're a complete retard if you flush shit down the toilet, you're going to be in for a surprise years down the line.

>>18117181
anything, even "flushable" wipes are not flushable lol.

>>18113004

I can’t wait for this fucking meme to die

>>18117262
Correct.
The fact that you don't understand this simple concept and need it explained to you is what outs you as a genuine sociopath.

>>18116855
>most affluent society in the history of humanity

>It's young mal population is composed of losers freaks and suicidal shut ins and its female one is a pack of whores

Yeah sure pal, things are fine. That's why people are so into insane radical politics lately right? Because that's what people do when things are fune

>>18117303
Go back to Mexico you obvious beaner. American sewage systems are designed to handle toilet paper.

>>18117299

rebuttal: fuck you

https://youtu.be/TnpwuRlXbhk

the abhorrent degenerate attitude of these renter trannies raiding the board give me a new appreciation for what landlords have to deal with

>>18117360
Its okay to be gay, people will still love you.
See the money, get the Money.

>>18117351
go watch the hundreds of youtube videos showing the damages you spic. are all those videos a conspiracy?

>>18117360
Seriously.
Freelance Right-wing Rent Collection Enforcement Squads when?

>>18117436
No they're retards that flushed baby wipes down the toilet.

>>18117447
Bro, look at the graphs. They're the same, why not join the winning team? I'd guess youve got about 3 days left.

>>18112950
Of course the commies whining about rent also choose to live in commie cities.

>>18117447
Oil is at $21 per BARREL of oil. Whats Russias biggest natural commodity?

Theyre also fucked RN, dipstick.

Landlord kikes are seething right now lol.

I bet they watched robert Kiyosaki and get tons of debt to buy houses to rent out.

They are gamblers leveraged up like the retards on bitmex and the music is about to stop.

Fuck landlords, don't pay rent.

And if they try and evict you do the following.

>Inject water and mold into the walls
>cut open a live pig in the living room by the belly
>Destroy all the electrical and fuck up the plumbing
>pour a bag of concrete down the toilet and flush it.
>If you live in a two story buy a cow and walk it up the stairs, it can't get back down.

This is war against the parasitic, jewish landlord class.

>>18113048
imagine being short enough that this is possible

>>18117488
>whole business dedicated to fixing shit fucked up by toilet paper and replacing sewage systems decades before wipes became a trend
>people having used shit paper baskets in 90% of bathrooms from personal homes to business and high end properties around the world (i travel like a normie unlike you)

believe what you want and i'll do the same.

>>18117632
I'll be surprised if he ever sees another colour other than green hahahahhaah

Contact all other tenents in your building and tell them not to pay rent, solidarity between the workers against the landlord parasites

>>18117612
>pour a bag of concrete down the toilet and flush it.
>If you live in a two story buy a cow and walk it up the stairs, it can't get back down.
my sides, too good

>>18117656
>>18117632
>>18117624
https://github.com/12345six6seven/12345six6seven

>>18117494
>>18117586
Take your meds.

>>18117612

sauce?

>>18117761
I do and I also regularly see a therapist.
What next? mb ur just as dumb as i think u ar

>>18117632
>>people having used shit paper baskets in 90% of bathrooms from personal homes to business and high end properties around the world
Yeah the THIRD WORLD.
My family has lived in the same house since the fifties. They've been flushing toilet paper the whole time and guess what?
No pipe damage.
No clogs.

The shit you're talking about doesn't occur in functional countries with functional plumbing.

>>18117319
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN MEMERINOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>18115943
>I don't come off as a crazy person
>I don't come off as a crazy person
>I don't come off as a crazy person
>I don't come off as a crazy person
>I don't come off as a crazy person

>>18114222

Holy shit you are one whipped, potty trained, cucked little goy

>>18116666

>>18117772
I forgot, its from a series of hentai OVA's from the 80's

>>18115943
this "dudes" hialrious
-bear

>>18112950
i'm saving all these landlord threads so i can laugh in 3 months when absolutely nothing happens and all of you fags are scraping up pennies to pay back rent

buy a house already you pathetic fucks

>>18118089
>just buy a house
>1 bedroom condo costs $700,000
>Just commute 4 hours a day lmao
fuck off

>>18113136
>he thinks landlords will be able to evict anyone

HAHAHAHHA oh deary me. Maybe in a few years after the backlogged courts finally get to it, and the sheriffs finally get around to enforcing it (and I'm sure they're just so eager to be errand boys for some irate cuck landlord parasite and put their lives on the line evicting heavily armed, god fearing Real Americans from Their Homes)

Good luck with that

>>18118046
moware

>>18115874
>Why did Corona cause biz to get infested with these shit for brain gimme gimme trannies

I agree landlords are gimme gimme trannies

>>18118128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SRiD5KbFVs

I just remembered the name of the series, it's called CREAM LEMON

>>18118123
> heavily armed, god fearing Real Americans from Their Homes
Urban bugmen aren't real Americans and they sure as hell aren't well armed.

>>18115874
we're not gimme gibbers unless it's a fucking national crisis and we physically are barred from working you dumb shit head.

unemploment checks are delayed and take weeks to get and trumpbux wont be here till May, so fuck off

>>18118128
https://youtu.be/Pcfw_cvLCdI?t=182

>>18112950
>April 1st
i see the virus psyop is expanding

>>18118270
5050//markets[;p[split?// mutual endorsement deal ABOUT TO BE RELEASED!

>>18115943
I don't really care about the position, but this is just cringe.

>>18115943
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>18112950
>Don't pay landlords rent
>Save cash until finally evicted or about to be
>Down payment on a house

It's like the perfect crime

>>18115943
bruh you just made killing landlords justifiable self defense

>>18116432
So many words, so much reddit spacing, literally not a single argument

You signed a contract and knew the risk, rentkike. Global pandemics are part of that risk. Now get to work, or get a real job if you don't have one, and pay back your loan.

>>18115943

>>18118412
Your credit will be fucked though, have to wait 7 years until it gets wiped off.

>>18118464
But you'd already have a home loan and a home.
No need for credit checks.

>>18118685
I guess if you could lock in the mortgage before being evicted that would work.

>>18118685
If you guys knew anything about share trading you'd know that banks shorted themselves down to -50% us and -35% Au, theyre waiting for the bailout. Its part of the plan.
I literally drew a picture for you kiddies to look at.

>>18118685
>>18118464
>Everybodies fucked, doesnt matter at all
when you come out rich.

>>18117877
This is true.
He must be Chinese.

>>18118762
Why the fuck should I care......
I think that you're not replying to the same post that you think you are.
Take your meds grandpa.

>>18118884
Nup, im in fuckedville station. I just know that if im the greediest son of a bitch alive then I won the prisoners dilemma.

>>18113978
you realise the people who guillotined king louis also ate and shat with their bare hands?

>>18113079
>tfw made 15k in cash swinging LINK from $3.44 to $2.10
I told my tennant to not even pay rent for March. Felt like a God.

>>18112950
This makes my peepee hard

#FinNexus second token model is Asset backed token with no regret of participating in the forthcoming IEO

#FinNexus will follow a s model of short term inflation combined with long term deflation

>>18119170
They don't. They've been retconning every Wikipedia article concerning the French Revolution. It's insane.

>>18118771
thats my nigger :')

>>18118762
are you saying to invest in banks?

>>18117624
lanklets BTFO

Just get a job at amazon, idiot

>>18115943

>>18118089
once all these dumbass "real estate investor" speculators get foreclosed on I will.

>>18113705
/biz/ is fucking done seems like 90% plebbitords and leftyfags lately

>>18113705
/biz/ is basically what /new/ was like but for business. I think most oldfags are here on /biz/ now. Stop crying and fuck off to reddit.

>>18116708
>there is only communism
>you can only hate landlords if you are a commie
>you can only hate jews if you are a commie
>only landlord hating antisemites live in califrona

>>18119170
poo en la rue

>>18113136
>evict all your tenants
>new residents come from...

A lot of people striking can pay rent and more, they are just cheapskates taking advantage of the situation.

>>18119901
what other political economic form can you hate landlords as?

>>18120021
national socialist

Reminder that nearly every economist from Adam Smith to Henry George and even ancient feudal and dynasty rulers from both Europe and Asia criticized rent-seekers like landlords for being parasites and a net drain to society who provided nowhere near the same amount they took from it. A workers labor may help create a net benefit in regards to a service and/or product, and a business owner may help to generate new services and products, but all a landlord does is hold onto the inelastic resource of land and profit from the industriousness of others through the most parasitic and worm like form of speculation and extraction.

>>18113004
Fucking love you kek so hard

>>18120021
capitalist.
rent seeking is a behavior that drags down the whole system into oligarchy.

>>18113176
uh thats not true at all. a landlord can evict as long as he has grounds to do so as written in legislation. It will only go to a court of the tenant chooses to challenge it. most wont because that costs money.

Tachyon blockchains techniques allows for session and community governance since all nodes are seen as equal and legible to participate

Tachyon kademlia algorithm allows for P2P network routing without been afraid of tracking

>>18115943
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>18115943

also this is my new form of pasta-ramani, mama mia thank you

>>18114098
>>18114118
>DON'T MAKE ME BLACKLIST YOU ALL, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!!!!

>>18116432
>In the more tribal days
In the more tribal days they didnt allow a single jew to everyones house and decide if they get to live there or not. There was no homelessness in the tribal days fyi.

>>18113633
Get punched Nazi

>>18112950
Shalom, fellow landlords have to understand the crisis of coronavirus. WE MUST waive our rent collection it is a good thing to do #norent

>>18114246
>tenants start pissing and shitting in the corners

>>18114246
>land lord found the poop closet

>>18115474
Death to all landlords. I will not be paying my rent on April 1st.

>>18115321
they wont be the ones suffering, as always.

>>18115182
This is incorrect. Any reasonable landlord can float an empty unit a month because they do this all the time when someone moves out and the unit needs maintenance. The return on investment for landlording in my area is about 7% and this is with heavy rent control (fuck the bay area). So really unless you are leveraged like a maniac you definitely have that money in laundry quarters. Now if everyone stops paying it's a different story. also if you fools think that there's not going to be some working class Chinese family who pays rent on time to replace your entitled child asses a year from now you are mistaken.

>>18121893
homelessness would be exile until you found another group willing to take a risk on you

>>18113978
>>18113942
OY VEYYYY

>>18117303
Well shit, thanks for the tip. I never knew that.

>>18113942
seething

>>18115405
>>18115943

>>18117303
>>18117114
I've found that heavily diluting cement in buckets of water will cause a solid layer of it to build up in the bottom of the pipes over time, then once the gap narrows it will get clogged with toilet paper and is an absolute bitch to fix.
Wait till the toilet starts taking just a little bit longer to drain and you'll know it's time to move on to the next property.

Also. Some squatting protips:

-You can get info on who owns the building from county offices for free. Shoot for bank owned properties that show being empty for years, as privately owned properties are riskier and can lead to faster evictions (though they still often take at least 3-4 months to evict).

-Having a lease for the property helps a lot, even if the lease is not real, and is from, "a craiglist person who I can't get ahold by phone after many calls even though i already paid first 3 months rent and deposit online," etc.

-It is illegal for the owner to enter the property without giving you notice, and even then, you can just lock them out, and the police won't forceably let him in, as it is a civil matter once you become "a legal resident." Once you become one, never, ever let the building owner or any of his goons in the house, and never take any papers he tries to hand you, which will be evection notices. Just lock him out and tell him he can't come in, and if he does, you can file charges against him, and his legal case will become much worse once he takes you to court.

-To become a resident, move into an empty building, change the locks, and put utilities in your name. Utility companies will not check you own the building. Just call them, say you are renting there, and poof utilities. Then, make up a story such as one above. You are now a legal resident, the cops can't do shit, and they have to evict you through court.

-For legal representation, most major American cities have tenant rights legal aid groups, that will provide free legal aid to people being evicted, etc. Look them up and you can get a free lawyer, whose specialty is evictions and landlords, and will almost certainly be significantly superior in court than any lawyer the building owner hires.

-There are many, many squatters zines online that give more details on how to legally and safely squt for long periods of time, if you search up "squatters guide PDF"

>>18114614
No.
Minimum wage hasnt risen. Costs have risen. Rent is 70-80% of income. Have degree but their are no jobs.

>>18122070
>Trusting Chinese to not fuck you over
>Renting to racist Chinese
>Making your life easier
No, no, no.

>>18116432
>troll account
>account

Where do you think you are?

>>18119170
>shat with their bare hands
Damn, I personally shit with my asshole...

>>18116432
So as I was saying, if you change the locks on the apartment and contact utilities privately without informing the renter, they can't legally evict you because the courts are out of commission with corona-chan. Furthermore on a purely cost benefit analysis basis you should be doing this regardless as you cannot be fined or punished legally for squatting. It will take months to evict you, and in those months you can live rent free on a kikes dime which in the business world is what you'd call a no brainer.
And as revent for daring to convict you, feel free to shit up the property while you are at it. Pour cement down the toliet and leave before it blocks up, inject cleaning solutions into the walls, lead a cow to the top floor and leave it there as it cannot get back down.
hell even become a fabled indoor chicken farmer. The human spirit is has endless ingenuity. Godspeed fellow rent cucks, cuck no more and let the rent revolution commence.

>>18119983
The tenants everyone else evicted. It's like Musical Chairs.

Americans are fucking weird. No one in Australia would ever consider the option of not paying rent and somehow getting away with it. Though we also don't deal with landlords directly ever.

>>18113044
kek. imagine being so pathetic you invest in immobile taxable physical assets in the current day and age of angry populism. it's like you wanted to burn your money or something. enjoy a lifetime of getting cucked while I live for free in your property. hahaha nobody saw this coming bro... we're all in this together... once the courts re-open maybe you can try to get some money out of me or find a new tenant (hint. I don't have any and there aren't any). landlords should kill themselves now and avoid the pain thats coming

>>18123347
>Though we also don't deal with landlords directly ever.
I'd rather have a chill landlord I can talk to than deal with the kikery that is Hobart real estate.

>>18112950
Do landoids really?

>>18113861
France is one big open air globo homo prison scape owned by banks
Congratulations you abandoned God and decided materialism was the way forward. What you jacobin satanists didn’t realize is that you’re not moving forward, you’re spiraling down to hell.

>>18115313
>Me Keeping my 1200 in rent money, and making you pay your own fucking mortgage, while not getting evicted
Stupid kids don’t even read the very contracts that they are looking to back out of.
Landlord can hit up your co-signer/guarantor for rent if you decide not to pay.

>>18115182
>i live in California mate. landlords here have no fucking rights to begin with.
Commie-fornia is a failed state that is lorded over by demoncrat warlords that use their constituents as biological weapons and as hostages.

Isn’t it impressive at how easily they condition the slaves to fight for their own enslavement?
The more psychologically repressed these failed men are, the more they seek out to repress others socially. The plebs that have flooded into /biz/ and started a crusade against land ownership are fighting for their own enslavement. Humans throughout history have done this but it is a particularly big problem in modern societies where men are more easily corralled.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Oedipus

>>18123849
>What you jacobin satanists didn’t realize is that you’re not moving forward, you’re spiraling down to hell.
Time is up

>>18113064
My grandparents are landlords, and we're not kikes.

I grew up working for them. I can't tell you how many times we had to go into apartments after niggers and spics got evicted and clean up literal piles of shit, bathtubs full of shitty toilet paper, fucking grease caked on the kitchen ceiling and every other surface, carpet that turned black because of their disgusting nature, and weed and cigarettes literally everywhere.

Landlords get shit on by everyone because niggers want to trash their property and not pay their rent. It's next to impossible to evict people as it is, and now it's literally impossible.

>>18114246
A lot of tenants don't care. My grandparents once had people living in an apartment for almost a year with no utilities.

>>18121969
They do this anyway.

>>18114614
Part time retailcuckery

I literally know irl 2 young guys in their 30s who've been non stop talking about their "investment apartments" as sure income. Bought with loaned money, naturally. The tenant is paying the loan so it is all just FREE MONEY for the "investor".

It would be SUCH A SHAME if those smug smiles would be temporarily wiped off their faces.

>>18113044
How are such low IQ retards able to pass the captcha?

>>18113942
S E E T H I N G
>b-but grampaw told me "buy real estate, it's foolproof!"

>>18113136
Homeless people who all have to buy a house with their fat stimulus checks.

>>18116432
>thinking tribes would allow a useless non productive leech infiltrator from a foreign tribe who worships foreign ancestors to extract the wealth of the tribe to advance their kin
cringe

>>18113136
The can't
The law only works because most people don't actually want to break it so it is manageable for officers to enforce it.
When enough people break the law, it is not possible to enforce it regardless of how hard you cry or try
Landlord's are not going to win this regardless of how much shit you morons post on 4chan. It's over, accept you've lost.

>>18123347
Austrailia doesnt have 44 million niggers and 80 million mexicans and 20 million white trash to deal with. When i lived in japan i learn the truth about monocultural society, they fucking work. Dont worry, austrailia is only a decade or two behind america in this regard, you are still living with the vestiges of a white country, it will fade year by year just as I've watched it happen here. From safe multi-class all white towns with unlocked doors to pervasive paranoia, locked doors and trash strewn all over in sides of highways etc.

Why do people who rent out their lands and buildings trigger zoomscum so much? It's like these kids want communism

>>18113095
Chinese tenant advocate Fu Ling Yu is at it again.

>>18116760
So in addition to unemployment and eviction, they'll be facing gun charges? There's not much social distancing in jail.

>>18115943
You aren't tough or intimidating, stupid fucking loser lmfao

>>18118334
Haven't seen this pasta in a while.

Haven't missed it a bit, either.

>>18114157
this

>>18114614

Majority of this site are third worlders now, ie Canadians Australians, Eastern Europeans.

>>18122531
No Chinese are good Tennant. They don't want trouble so they don't report shit, always pay their rent on time. They are messy but most humans are slobs anyway. Mexicans are good too, illegals will pay in cash and but you won't hear a complaint. Even drug dealers have been pretty good since they also don't want any trouble. Worst Tennants by far are white women. They complan about everything, never have rent on time, are willing to go to court, and will intentionaly damage shit because they are vindictive. Never rent to white women.

>>18115943
>I promise if you did that to my building I would make you disappear. Not joking. I would keep track of wherever you go and wait long enough. Then you would disappear in a very painful way.
>I don't come off as a crazy person either, most people think I'm the nicest guy ever and I try to help everyone and make people happy.
holy shit I fucking lost it at this, I can't believe this isn't pasta

>>18124273
>this poorfag seethe

>>18124123
wow you mean to tell me on occasion you had to work for your income? oh the humanity

>>18113705
landlord boomers btfo
HEHEH NOTHIN PERSONNEL

>>18124222
Literally? Like literally literally??

>>18115271
this

>>18125206
Shall we tell this retard? Nah, let him live in ignorance.

>>18115943

>>18123347
>No one in Australia would ever consider the option of not paying rent and somehow getting away with it
>we also don't deal with landlords directly ever
You say these things as if they are positives....

>>18117303
>you're a complete retard if you flush shit down the toilet

>>18115943
Seethe harder. After that, accept that you've been checkmated and that the gravy train is over, leech.

>>18115943
>I have two personalities
>nicest landlord you'll ever meet and twisted fucking rentopath

>>18125513
god dammit beat me to it

lmao at the amount of people on this board who still rent in 2020 kek

>>18126197
I think its mostly hatred for landlords and/or boomers that went into debt and bought up all the property in hopes of renting it out. It's the same concept as the boomers taking their trucks down to the supermarket and buying up all the TP to sell at an increased rate later really

Most problems could be solved with a cap on how many pieces of property one person could own, why can't there be a limit of 2-4 properties per entity? Someone tell me why this idea is retarded please

>>18116432
>account
you have to go back

>>18119983
This!
I swear landlord are braindead.
If you gift your tennants the rent during the shitstorm they will have money to pay you once it ends and you won't lose a tenant. With Airbnb taking a huge dump. There will be a lot of new places renting long term so the price will drop.
Evicting tenants right know is morally wrong and an awful business practice. It's wrong in every way possible.

The attack on landlords on /biz/ is the direct result of years of Communistic Reddit users moving to the board. The arguments given against letting property owners segment their properties to residents for revenue all stem from typical Communist arguments. The goal is to lead to the full erosion of private property so that (((they))) in power will control lives.

>How dare you let me pay for using your property!
>The people should own it not landlords!
>I deserve to live in x city.
>You are a leach for owning property!
>Property is a public right, no private entity can own it!

>>18127987
see >>18120088

>>18115405

>>18114246

This is illegal in all 50 states.

>>18126360
its not but the midwits on /biz/ who don't actually understand economics or the idea of property and labor don't like it because they are stupid fucking morons

>>18116572
>>18116625
>>18116701
>>18116432
Look at all these dumb niggers unironically praising a reddit post.

>>18112950
it was so comfy to only rely on tenant-a-rino's paying on time.

>>18125513
Was hoping someone posted this.

>>18117354
>this ancient music video is all the proof I need

>>18112950
>I won't pay rent
OK, I won't do repairs on your apartment
>That's fine
I also won't have the income to pay your utilities, you'll have to negotiate that with them yourself
>BUT THE LAW
The law says pay your rent. Pick which side you're on.

>>18120088
>Reminder that nearly every economist from Adam Smith to Henry George and even ancient feudal and dynasty rulers from both Europe and Asia criticized rent-seekers like landlords
>Adam Smith (1723-1790)
>Henry George (1839-1897)
>ancient feudal and dynasty rulers

Very modern and relevant.
State of the art of minds on the cutting edge of economic theory.

I'm just going to pay my rent because I'm not poor.

>>18112950
>let's piss off our landlords, the people that are legally allowed to kick us off our homes
Jeez, I wonder what could go wrong.

>>18130903
cuck

>>18130856
>implying landies pay the utilities
Most places have those separate from rent. You're not fooling anyone, landie. I can see the sweat on your forehead from a mile away.

>>18130919
you should pay rent, but not for the reason of being a huge pussy

>>18130973
bum

>>18131015
good goy

>>18131005
>NOOOOO! YOU MUST FOLLOW THE HERD AND ACT AGAINST YOUR OWN INTERESTS.
How about the reason of not being retarded and losing your home? You are not throwing a revolution you are throwing a fit.

>>18130980
Through a screen, from your basement.

>>18115943
t. basedguzzlingautisticuck

>>18130980
>Most places have those separate from rent
Most places include cable and electricity if not water as well.
>B-B-B-BUT WHERE I LIVE
no one cares
>I'LL CALL YOU A NICKNAME
I own only the property I live in and I'm well past 50% in equity. Die mad.

>>18115943
>I would make you disappear.
You have neither the resources nor the skill.

>>18131062
I wasn't affected by this entire situation.
I'm a NEET.

>>18131402
>calling me a bum as a NEET
Unlike you and landies I'm not a parasite.

>>18124912
people get shot every day. you lose your home, you think someone really cares about going to jail at that point?