/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18113907
>legit
>recovery

What are some cheap, high risk stocks that I should go all in on?

First for FUCK boboniggers and that they deserve everything that’s coming to em

dump of biblical proportions is happening on tuesday

I'm retarded, does the Fed's balance sheet increasing mean people are getting loans from them or is it them buying back more bonds?

clowns

Bears got cocky had to be destroyed

bulls are starting to get cocks and must be destroyed

The bull market will resume when everybody except the top 1% of traders are destroyed

Brrrrr

>>18113927
SDOW won't be much cheaper than this

>>18113907
>free market

>tfw sitting at 30% cash just waiting to figure out if Monday was the bottom

nikkei up up up

>50k DEATHS BY MONDAY

>>18113948
finally, someone who got this shit.

STOP THE SPREAD

>>18113907
Every company that gets a bailout should be nationalised, prove me wrong.

>>18113938
>>18113940
The duality of man.

>>18113963
hope you're not long anon

>>18113948
max pain for everyone is always the right answer

>>18113930
how are green boxes calculated

>>18113907
What are some good apps to use in Canada? I use Wealthsimple because Robinhood doesn't seem to work here

If you account for inflation it didn't even go up

>>18113963
I shorted the top and longed the bottom. I think tomorrow I sell the top again and wait till next week to re-evaluate but then likely look to short.

>>18113950
Incredibly based post

>>18114001
depends usually daily open/close but can be low/high

>>18113885
Every person who files jobless claims will be eligible for a $600 per week federal supplement on top of the state insurance for at least 4 months.
This supplement will push the weekly income from unemployment insurance to be greater than the weekly income of the majority of the people filing jobless claims so the unemployed is incentivised not to re-enter the workforce until the federal supplement expires.

* CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK * * CLACK *

>>18114001
literally just from the top down. we dropped about 36%. 80's crash was 58% from the top.

>>18113927
Could try this~
Once gab pumps out the masks, they're gonna be bought instantaneously because they're in high demand.
Cannot see anything but gains at that point.

People are probably starting to realize that this virus either IS going to go away, or at least be priced into life in other words. Life absolutely has to move forward, so people are getting more confident of that fact and buying back in after panic selling everything they can

I lost $200 today

>>18114010
nicely done

>NHENTAI
WE ARE IN A BUBBLE
>NHENTAI
WE ARE IN A BUBBLE
>NHENTAI
WE ARE IN A BUBBLE
>NHENTAI
WE ARE IN A BUBBLE

REAL FAGS USE PANDA

SQQQ holders. Been holding 100 shares @23 since. Monday. It's ogre isn't it? Tomorrow means pain?

>>18114004

>>18113938

*ahem* *clears throat*

Fuck bears. Fuck wagies. But most of all fuck jannies.

>>18113927
Just pick a biopenny
Any stock with an X at the end will do. >>18113979
"No. Just the money. Now. And later. More money."
t. Boeing
>>18114040
Gonna be oge fren

>>18114036
GOOS chart is cursed.

>>18114044
Yes

>>18114048
unironically true
stores and businesses in sweden increased prices after gov printed money. not like we even needed it

>>18114034
past performance not indicative of future results

We're gonna have a massive sell off going into the weekend right? RIGHT?

>>18114033
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

Warning: This is literally your last chance to dump your shit for pumped up prices. Maybe we get a green day tomorrow, but you are insane if you don't take this opportunity and hold over the weekend. S&P 500 is headed for 1000s soon and won't bottom until 1500 at least.

>>18113907
April 17

>>18114044
Tomorrow is pain
But Monday is gain
Just need to believe, I'm sitting on 20 shares believe in it anon

>>18113907
Should I Buy OILU? I mean it can’t possibly get lower than .28 a share right?

>>18114040
Up 1,300 since Monday.

Hold through the weekend bros????? Mommy Nancy going to sign that shit tomorrow, stonks will RISE MORE.

>>18114111

>sold shorts and now only have longs
>bull rally would literally make me stupid amounts of money
But yet for that to happen the stock market and the Fed have to be completely divorced from economic reality. Either way, I'm getting out of this mess in a couple of months

>>18114091
true but it's the only thing we have to compare it to. whats your bet rain man?

>>18114036
>GOOS

Nah, there's no way the rebound. They've been on decline ever since they became untrendy and too normalfaggy.

>>18114093
>>18113940

i have one chance to recover my portfolio tomorrow

with $500, what company do I short? i was looking at lyft because puts to may are actually relatively cheap only 5 bucks OTM.

>>18114110
Kek ok deluded bobo
>I-itll go down for sure this time!!
I’m gonna hit 7 figures off you retards

>>18114093
No. Next selloff is Easter.

>>18114111
Where is this? Switzerland?

>>18114143
buy calls

>>18114111
wish i could live somewhere like this worry free for the rest of my fucking life

>>18114111
Based and Return to Meanpilled

>>18114125

>>18114141
What the fuck is Tuesday

so,

has the apocalypse been canceled yet?

Bought AMD, AAL and BA today, did I do good?

Dear bobos, screencap this. The morons think this is over, they are the same people who lack the fundamental understanding of how big of a deal this virus scare is and how badly it already affected the global economy. They are overly enthusiastic and childlike in their trust to the retard in the white house, whose only solution is for the fed to inject disgusting ammounts of money into companies who will fail again, looking at you ford and boeing. They are fucking trying to bail out cruise companies now, if anyone thinks people will go on a cruise in the next 12 months he's a fucking retard. I strongly believe we will be rejected by the 260 spy levels somewhere thereabouts. When it starts falling again, show no mercy. In the meantime create collages of the moronic posts made by bulls. Stay strong bobros.

>>18114110
lol

>>18114153

You literally have a second chance to short the top right now. Or just hold, but be prepared to hold for a LONG time if you don't want to sell at a loss.

>>18114093
depends if we pump early or not. if 2650-2700 break, we are full weimar tho.

>>18114125
* CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAACK * * CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK *

>>18114185
You just said the sky is blue and want people to think you're clever. Desperate.

>>18114182
No, just more suckers are buying right now.

>>18114185
yikes, the state of bobos. They're writing thesis papers now.

Is it a horrible idea to buy some QTUM right now?

>>18114184
>I bought the near top
Sell tomorrow.

Oil chads which of the super majors do you view as the best BP, XOM, RDS.B for being able to survive at a low oil price? What about new comer COP?

>>18114178
all TA nerds say tuesday is dump and it seems to be the best day for the market makers to make their move, after making everyone think "we're back" over the weekend, and squeezing out the last shorts on monday

https://econimica.blogspot.com/2020/02/fiscal-insanity-real-depopulation-vs.html

What they really need to do is shut off the printing press and fire up the cloning vats

>>18114112
Cynicism has set in.

>>18114032
Stimulus Aborted then?

>>18114195
Whatever you say, buddy boy. I’m gonna make another 40k and you’ll cry because gay bears always lose. The fear is over. The panic is over. Bears losing will never be over, though.

>>18114060
I never thought I’d fuck wagies and jannies side by side with a bull.
>>18114111
I wann ago hiking in Georgia again. Summer cant come soon enough. During winter its so cold and wet.

>>18114032
none of that money is free though. you're basically taking interest free loans from the government,

YOU WILL PAY THOSE BACK

>>18114112
>Just need to believe
>believe in it anon

people really trade this way?

lmao boeing's chart is interesting. the current bottom seems to be where it was pre-2016.

>>18114111
Do you have ANY information about that video?
Location, country, etc? It's non stonks related but I just had the most peculiar form of Deja Vu in a sense of having seen it before.

>>18114215
Link?

>>18114212
Dead scared of Boeing falling so I might.

>>18114158
>>18114254
Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland.

>>18114202
Fake and gay

Alright guys so if we have another pump tomorrow and I get to the break even point on some of my larger plays (V, MSFT, UBER) should I sell at break even?

>>18114185
You realize you don't have to be a bull/bear right?
Those are just things we made up.

>>18114202
This isn't a shitty alt-coin. Nobody will ever let it get that bad even if the FED has to buy all the stocks directly.

>>18114200
how's losing money going buddy?

Is Yellowstone erupting this year priced in?

>>18114279
>>18114273

Your choice fellas.

Jobless numbers never been higher, deaths are about to start rolling in this coming week, and the fed is preparing us for hyper inflation. Good luck lmao.

>>18114254
it was going around on kikebook in the past few weeks

everyone always wants to return to the mean but nobody ever returns to the nice

>>18114278
Half the fun of being here is pretending to be a bear/bull and telling bulls/bears how they are wrong. We switch when we see fit.

I just invested for the first time ever. Disgustingly plebian $400 split between 35% CDN Bonds, 25% CDN Index and 25% US stock Index, with the remainder for being a faggot with whatever stock is cheap enough and a diceroll.

Should I have waited longer? Is there another drop coming? I thought about sending a cancel order tonight since it will be filled tomorrow, but idk. With this little money I'm not going to be butthurt if I fucked it up.

>>18114251
No, people gamble this way though

>>18114273
> 5 months
buddy

>>18114273
This.

>>18114213
All three of them will survive with no problems. Think about which one is best positioned for the other side (it's XOM.)

>>18114251
There's not much left for me to do but wait and see
I just want it to go back to $22 so I can break even

>>18114272
>Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland.
Thanks anon. That is going on my list of places which I MUST visit.
I think I might have family from near there actually...

>>18114341
Thoughts on USO?

>>18113907
Should've listened.

Invest in companies that profit from war.

>>18114313
You bought bonds? How old are you?

>>18114342
what if it goes further against you, tho?

>>18114308
Its oge fren

>>18114353
I'd rather own part of an actual company.

>>18114294
The virus is a nothing burger. Markets crashed because of the media scaring the masses. Whole thing was devised to make Trump un-electable in November. It backfired and shit is going back to normal.

H1N1 was worse
Ebola was bretty bad
Zika was up there

Use your brain.

I tolds people to flip early... Sorry bobos

>>18114368
Tell me why I'm a retard.

Well that was a waste of time. Fuck stocks.

>>18114368
43 in May, why anon?

>>18114348
Doubt it, mutt. We Swiss absolutely hate foreigners btw, I’m not even joking. Stay the fuck away.

What the fuck do I buy? Are we really past the bottom? Are we really returning to the mean?

/smg/ full of gloating bulls calling tomorrow another green dildo
crash incoming

>>18114312
Shit posting is fine, but, we could all be discussing market actions and trying to make as much money as possible. Maybe we can just buy our own island one day.

Th-that's all I'm saying...

I shouldn't have sold Delta or American airlines

>>18114244
You don't have to repay these benefits unless you received it without being qualified for it, or did you mean it as in it's the taxpayers actually paying for it in the end?

Fuck landlords.

>>18114378
This is the truth

More died of swine flu by magnitudes

This is pure psychology

>>18114313
>Buying bonds
>Long term investments
I wanna see some dirty calls on TSLA or cheeky puts on NIO there, man. Or really anything.

>>18114374
Why do you feel Exxon will survive?

>>18114043
source?

>>18114273
This is good bait, I’m going to use it tomorrow. Thanks anon.

>>18114341
Obviously XOM if oil goes up but what about an oil less future. XOM seems to be the only major thats believing oil will be around for eternity, without reducing its costs like COP.

>>18114273
How's that bull cum taste their buddy?

The unique aspect of this fku is spread rate

Its not thay deadly

Its just super spread power which creates nasty peaks thst scare people

Its nit a frog boiker like swine or seasonal flu

what are some good meme companies to short tomorrow?

>>18114434
There*

How exactly is the economy supposed to be getting better when the fed has to directly buy everything directly, and no new goods can be produced because the workers are in quarantine? Businesses can't even afford to keep their staff employed so everyone is getting fired. It's literally just a bubble because the fed bought out all the surplus, production is at a standstill, and the employee infrastructure has evaporated. It's not a question of "if", it's "when".

>>18114414
What...does that mean? The books said buy around 30% bonds for a balanced portfolio

>>18114412
your anger makes my penis the big penis

>>18114371
I guess I'll have to take the loss.
Money comes and goes, I know I can make it back (was only a few hundred dollars I invested). Was my fault for dumping into it anyway. But I'm just stubborn, I know that as soon as I sell there will be a dump and SQQQ will skyrocket

>>18114417
XOM is simply the biggest, if XOM flops then others already have or will.

>>18114417
Up until recently XOM had a higher credit rating than the US Government. Its financing costs are practically zero. It can cut CapEx and survive 3 years with oil in the low 20s, without even cutting the dividend. It's not going to be in the low 20s that long.

>POWELL WAS ON THE TODAY SHOW
POWELL WAS ON THE TODAY SHOW
>POWELL WAS ON THE TODAY SHOW
POWELL WAS ON THE TODAY SHOW

Why didn't anyone tell me about this? Anyone got a link?
There's SO much shit going on I can't keep track of it all!!! Anything interesting from Trump's aftermarket conference shit??

I'M SO FUCKING CONCERNED I HATE MY SHORTS AND WANT TO BUY SO MUCH SHIT BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Left a set-and-forget buy order for regeneron, grabbed a couple at $425... feels good man.
Cramer is pumping that shit in his monologue tonight!!

>>18114445
Its a flip

Ppl switched economy off

Like a holiday

Whenswitch is flipped on it turns back on

Thhe risk is keeping it off too long but ppl see seasonality in flu and april coming!!!!

>>18114396
Gotta fuck the algos. He's doing the right thing, unfortunately.
Don't worry fellow lain-anon/death grips anon/whatever you are anon
What's important tomorrow will be a blood bath, and fuck SNSS anon he lost me so much money and it definitely wasn't my fault for not paying attention to stocks for those few months.

where my /crabchads/ at?

TMDX ANON
IM SORRY WE RAN YOU OFF WHEN YOU SAID THE VIRUS WOULDNT BE THAT BAD
PLEASE COME BACK
I HOPE CORONA DIDNT GET YOU

>>18114383
>>18114386
Bonds make sense if you want to mitigate risk, so good for old people who are ready to retire, but unless interest rates are really high then stocks or even index funds are better. They say your portfolio should be your age % bonds, so young people don't really need them

>>18114435
it's still a lot deadlier than the flu though. 3% vs 0.1%

>>18114435
>peoples lungs fill up 90% with fluid in 48 hours
>epidemiologists around the world saying theyve never seen anything like it
>people rushed to the ER from car crashes get scanned and their lungs just happen to be pneumonic
ok bud, V shaped recovery DOW 50,000 by christmas

>>18114378
>>18114413
lmao

Tell me that next week when the US goes from 1000 dead to 10,000 dead.

i made babbie's first option trade today: 6 contracts of Gamestop 4.5 Calls exp. 03/27. Gamestop beat earnings and they're gonna pop off tomorrow and i couldn't be more excited. thank you bros for introducing me to options

>>18114385
>robinhood
deep down you know you deserve this

>>18114489
Cfr with what denominator

U know the 75% asymptomatic rate right? And even more with low symptoms they brly notice

>>18114396
Usually yes, but right now we have really nothing to go on. Id like to discuss real stuff and usually do but this market is just fucked. I have no idea. Could go anywhere. Trump dies and market goes up. NYC is nuked and it goes... up? Giant bail out for all companies and market crashes? No idea. Its like we played soccer for the last couple of months/years and now they introduced four new balls and a new set of rules nobody is allowed to read. And we are the ones betting on the match.
Im playing this game for some time and Im at a complete loss. Im not particularly smart but all I have left is shit posting.

Not coping or being mad, I didnt lose a single cent. I predicted the crash at least.

Still off topic because the only interesting thing was that 2.5 million sell on SPY.
More or less found the place the video was taken.

>>18114425
If you don't believe oil will be around long term then don't buy oil stocks.

However, the truth is, oil will be around forever (as long as you're alive anyway) and the demand will continue to grow and XOM is positioned to expand its market share significantly.

>>18114497
See you tomorrow when gamestop files for bankruptcy because clown market.

Or just crabs.

>>18114493
Im being rstiomal

10.000 dead is sad depressing gives me stomaxh ache to think of their struggle

But its not breaking thr market

>>18114490
>peoples lungs fill up 90% with fluid in 48 hours
wat
this very retard dead.

>>18114517
plz no crab bogman i just want my calls to pay off

>>18114458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiYmCVikjo
Your time is coming, parasite.

Should I buy DAL or AAL?

>>18114493
Autism alert.

>>18114487
Ah I see that matches what I read. Well I won't put any more into bonds and I'll adjust my percent of index funds accordingly.

>ford puts for may 15

what are the odds it goes to zero? breakeven at 4.71

>>18114514
USO and Shell are still off its high alot more than XOM. I am tempted to get them because they have a higher chance of netting me more return. Is this retarded?


Also, you seem well informed. Your thoughts on Norwegian Cruise? I know its a gamble but if they get a deal it might pay off.

>>18114493
Yes

Im the longest i have eveer been since syarting trading in 18 summer for a reason

this is free money long from panix

Once in a lifetime

>>18114039
>life has to move forward.

Woah there, not so fast kiddo.

>>18114514
I believe that oil demand is going to grow in Asia and Africa, but am concerned by the growing "alternative energy" cult in the United States. Especially as my generation keeps pushing it and hasn't come into power yet. (late end millennial 1997)

>>18114561
Are you serious or just retarded?

I sold SQQQ when it approached 21 mid day, still took a massive painful loss.

I shoulda cut pre market hours when it was near 24.

Markets going back down, i just needed off this ride.

Too many gains to be made without bleeding out capital waiting.

On the brightside, got lotsa TP to dry my tears.

>>18114454
Bonds are babby's safest investment. The risk is basically zero but the return is comparatively very low, even compared to index funds in a "normal" economy.

>>18114554
Great argument shitskin, go back to int.

>>18114493
u.s. deaths have been speeding up.. at this rate.. we will be at 10,000 next week... you aren't wrong

>>18114587
Creditors are gonna come calling, bonds are as safe as the once were.

>>18114581
why not both

>>18114517
Gamestop filing for bankruptcy would cause the stock to go up in this clown market.

>>18114378
It's not the virus that caused the drop, it was the lockdowns in response to that. And the market is going up because Trump promised to lift those lockdowns.

>>18114566
Shell isn't retarded - the dividend yield is ridiculous. I was actually going to say, if you're putting a lot of money in right now I'd probably go with RDS.B for the rebound potential and the dividend potential. Also I think Shell has lower production costs. I just like XOM for long term growth because it's positioned aggressively.

>>18114587
Government bonds are yes. Corporate bonds can get pretty memey and they can go to 0 if you don't do any research and chase yields.

>>18114599
At thisrate implies zero seasonality
zero behavior change

Nyc got caught by complacency
Now in societal cytokine storm of reaction

Should I sell tomorrow?

sp and dow rose like 5% but Tesla tanked. Should I short itt?

>>18114615
Trump is lying his ass off.

Easter will be peak deaths in several major US cities. Not the time to go out for socially distanced easter egg hunts.

>>18114479
(ああああああ means AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

>>18114493
>the market can't possibly do math or understand flu 2.0
the intelligence on display here is astounding

>>18114638
>cuk

SHOULD I SELL MAJOR POSITIONS IF I BREAK EVEN TOMORROW OR HOLD???

BBOS MAKING A COMEBACK

Sorry bears

There is no room left

No vectors make me wanna be bearish

This doesnt mean everything is peachy

Just.... The sky is sining in weeks

>>18114580
I don't think that will be a problem - in the US anyway. Europe it could hurt oil. But the governments over there are already going ham against oil, and have been for some time. I think the expansion potential in Asia/Africa far outweighs the reduction in Europe/America. Don't forget about South America too; if they ever get their shit together they have a lot of potential.

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TENANTS RISE UP

Hey, this reminds me. There was some retard here who kept posting his positions every thread. Went from 3k -> 9k or something. What happened to that moron? He must be bust by this point.

>>18114670
あem

>>18114631
NYC got caught on the ass by their own stupidity especially with how they held one of the largest Chinese new years celebrations in the face of the rising reports of the virus to combat "sinophobia".

Its also stupid that the medical community wasn't stock piling protective equipment even with the knowledge that all of their stuff is made by the Chicoms. Who when threatened played the age old communist trap card "what is yours is now mine" when they confiscated the ramped up production of masks and protective equipment meant for the US.

WHAT DID POWELL SAY?!?!?!

WHAT DID TRUMP SAY ABOUT THE G20 WITH THE SAUDIS???!!?!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DO I JUST FLIP BACK TO LONG WITH NO HEDGES???!!!

JUST DCA MORE INTO VIG, SPLV?? MAYBE SOME MORE LLY AND MRK?? GRAB SOME LMT AND MA??? SJM STILL PRETTY DECENT RANGEEE!!!!

>>18114670
>>18114644
I know!! I thought it was cute

>>18114659
no comeback unless you see futures limit down

Anyone have thoughts on Norwegian Cruise Lines?

>>18114003
I think this is the right answer. WS is leaf RH as far as i understand.
Same boat as you friend.

>>18114643
Of course it will be, but Trump can still open the country. People can work and travel sick. It's China tier but that's how things work in this world.

>Billionaire investor Bill Ackman turned $27 million into $2.6 billion by betting that the coronavirus would tank the market

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/bill-ackman-hedge-profits-billions-coronavirus-tanks-stock-market-economy-2020-3-1029035562

IS THIS BULLISH?

>futures down -0.01%
>FUCK SHOULD I PANIC SELL

and this is why this is a dead cat bounce, even if we're green for a few more days.

PSA: last chance to dump near ATH. S&P 500 won't be back to this level for 4 years at least.

FUTURES RED

>>18114389
His family is muslim so doubt it

>>18114695
Carnival Cruise Lines is safer

>>18114685
Its obvious to some people. Cant blame avg people. Sadly

why the fuck are dax futures nearing -2%. there is nothing even particularly bad happening there anyway

What’s a realistic peak for SQQQ tomorrow if shtf? Or if on Monday.

>>18114682
Psh, あ these dubs

>>18114667
As some one who is partially latino, I highly doubt it as its culturally engrained for our people to be stupid, insolent, and not forward thinking. I wonder how much different it would have been if latin america was still under reformed Spanish rule.

>>18114708
yeah because the kids here slinging nickels are a good read on big boy investor sentiment

>>18114695
I got out of UAL earlier today for the same reason I wont get into cruise lines any time soon. Travel industries will take longer to recover than anything else. Buy low and alot now if you plan on being in for the long run. I don't think anyone is traveling until at least Memorial Day. Maybe later.

>>18114708
Maximum cope

>>18114010
>I think tomorrow I sell the top again
Good, I am betting on another disastrous Monday.
When the US infected surpass 100k and people start panicking.
Also, riots and looting when?

>>18114704
Many people made huge amounts of money from the very obvious drop, Ackman had a lot to start with.

>>18114718
Its all fine

Looknat rally we had

People take turns

If u got money and want to short / sell you wait for rally to end

Very natural to expect down futues tonight

>>18114713
I got head-faked once. I'll be damned if I get fooled again.

>>18114583
>Markets going back down, i just needed off this ride.
>down

>>18114536
https://www.propublica.org/article/a-medical-worker-describes--terrifying-lung-failure-from-covid19-even-in-his-young-patients

>>18114741
>>18114716
What makes you say Carnival? The upside isnt as big for them because they are more well known sadly.

I am a long term trader although I do swing between industries. You think they will make it through this?

>>18114650
SELL

>>18114717
You can blame them when these morons have political and economic power especially when they want to spread their views throughout the US. Its one things to blame serfs bound to their master's actions and ideologies but when a group of people defy ingrained logic of how society works you can't feel sympathy.

>>18114718
you have to realize that the global market swings are like an oil tanker. money is sloshing back and forth in uncontrollable waves until everyone calms down.

>>18114580
>am concerned by the growing "alternative energy" cult in the United States
Oh don't worry about that. Oil price war set it a ways back. Green energy can't compete with oil selling for 20 buck a barrel. The thing you should worry about is the massive oversupply due to sharp drop in demand from Corona shut downs and travel restrictions. Saudis could ally with the US or capitulate to their terms or whatever, start capping their production again, but there is still a lower ceiling for where oil can go, price wise, in that case. If you're in now and see it climb to mid $30s before travel restrictions have been mostly lifted you should take partial profit.

>>18114747
I just think it's hilarious he was on fucking bloomberg trying to increase the amount of panic in the market by telling people that porks were gonna be executed in the street. Now it's obvious he was just trying to make money.

>>18114713
>FUTURES RED
It hasn't cleared the pump from the last hours of yesterday.

Is it time again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SywExJR4lrI

>>18114735

"Big boys" sold in feb. Retail are the only bag holders left.

You bulls were pretty damn smug until about 3 minutes ago. Futures dip a tiny tiny bit and you freak out lol

やめろおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお

How'd all that SQQQ treat you bearbros?

>>18114785
post your account big boy

>>18114768
Has nothing to do with the brand. CCL is less likely to default on its debt. More financially sound. You will get less returns but the probability of a catastrophic loss is much smaller. That's why the upside is not as much. Markets price these objective financial factors in so you get what you pay for.

>>18114713
Very mopey red.
Last night they hovered about 1.5% down all night.
Today we closed up 5%

GUYS IT'S ONLY A BIG DEAL IF FUTURES HALT
literally nothing fucking bears btfo

BULLISH BUY CALLS

How do I short the US going to war with Chyna?

>>18114730
>I wonder how much different it would have been if latin america was still under reformed Spanish rule.
Don't worry man soon enough it'll be the Chinese. Lots of potential there. Sorry in advance about your rainforests.

>>18114378
what a stupid take, kys

>>18114688
There were no oil developments from G20. US has apparently made a threat to the Saudis about sanctions. That's all.

>>18114413
Give it a week.

>>18114812
Their setting up a war with Venezuela.

>>18114768
Carnival is too big to bankrupt

>>18114775
An end state is coming

The revolutions from tech will squash all social and human aspects of world.

>>18114721
its triple leveraged. a 7% down means 21% up (not exactly but close). circuit breakers are at 7,13,20%. If it hits 20 it closes for the day. We hit two breakers in this crash before, a couple of times.
If we hit two breakers that means ~13-15 down, meaning potentially 45% up in SQQQ. If that causes mass panic plus SARS-COV2 bad news all weekend and we do it again, I might actually be back where I want to be in my fucking portfolio kek
I'm doomed, but holding out of spite

>>18114721
green days back to back to back?

Low 18 or so, just a WAG though.

The good news is you are not decaying with constant green days, bad news is you are compounding your losses the longer you wait.

But in this clown market tomorrow could be blood red, who fucking knows.

>full color
>catgirl
>harem
>kemonomimi
>twins

WEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>18114764
People take weeks to even show symptoms though, but i'll give it a look

>>18114812
Apple

>>18114845
Avg incubation is 4 days

>>18114781
>porks
Go back

>>18114816
"OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK"
What happens when the eternal bat eater meets the Brazilian "Sopa De Maco" chad are we gonna see the birth of super aids corona pt.2 electric boogaloo.

Like you don't know from yesterday when it stayed red all night only to jump 3% in half an hour.

>>18114043
Sad Panda is fucking up with Firefox right now

>>18114852
And as long as 14.

>>18114812
RTN

>>18114859
Its very stable

2-3 fold less mutations per day or w.e metricnthey use than normal flu


Normal flu is like a super genetic weapon its so good at nibbling and killling humans

>>18114808
I mean you are right, but I hate the times we live in

>>18114837
you guys are cute with your 3x leveraged etfs.
watch this.
http://www.nasdaqomxnordic.com/etp/leverage-certificates/info?Instrument=SSE193427

that's right, fucking 15x leverage. there used to be 20x but they closed them down about two weeks ago once the shitstorm started.

>>18114859
Haha holy shit I can't even imagine. I wonder how hard they're going to rape the Amazon for the "traditional medicine" rare flora and fauna.

lmao the US added 17,000 cases today alone and you people think this shit is over.

No wonder everyone says don't trust a fucking thing biz says.

>>18114788
HAHAHA guys put this in translate and listen to it

I'm just going to buy everything. Wish me luck.

FEDBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18114886
It's been
PRICED IN
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>>18114886
>Connecting reality and stocks in any way
>2020
Why would anyone do that?

>>18114886
Just stop coming into the threads on greendays reeeeeeing why the market is so rigged when we tell you exactly why

>>18114828
Picking on Venezuela will bring Russia and China into the mix. Mad Scenario for sure.

>>18114882
>jumping through this many hoops to avoid using margin and options
Jesus Christ dude, just apply to do options on your account. Etrade let me do options from day one.

>>18114886
The virus is long from over but people can still work sick and travel sick. China does it.

>>18114886
enjoy your losses, retard

>>18114882
US doesn't allow more than 3x anymore after banks and funds abused them and liquidated themselves.

>>18114828
Bring back the modern day Filibusters. A decently sized group of these modern day soldiers of fortune could probably overthrow Maduro in a month.

>>18114886
Cases don't matter. Fatalities matter. The more cases the more it becomes obvious this is not as bad as thought.

>>18114901
The put a 15 million bounty on Maduro yesterday,

based! BASED!

>>18114888
LEWD!

>>18114873
you have time to be right
:^)))))))))))

>>18114909

I bought with ~15% of my cash on Monday and have been hanging out with 85% cash for a while. I haven't lost anything shitskin.

>>18114918
Im bullish as cases go up

Nyc testing higher rate than korea

>>18113979
im fuming that the cruise lines got a bail out!! and i have 2k in cruise sstocks such fuckin bullshit

>>18114906
i prefer these to options as they can be sold and bought instantly and with no commission so you can set up hedges and rides the waves.
there is also the possibility of buying them near knockout, and they reverse and you get 1000% or higher returns. have managed to do that twice turning a mere 1k into 15k in just a few minutes.

>>18114185
It broke through 260

>>18114928
It's not real is it? He can't be this dense? Is this his signal to sell?

How did everybody learn about stocks? I just got into about 2 weeks ago, and I'm trying to understand trends and when to know to buy/sell.

>>18114918
Italy is pretty bad and they have a system to support the poor and old (as in the unhealthy fucks)
The US wont fare any better and it will blcok capacities for other things. A lot of people die because they arrive and get no bed/doctor.

>>18114928
Trump has spoken.
Buy puts.

>>18114845
no, im saying from the time they go into the hospital they develop full ARDs in 48 hours, respiratory failure and cardiac arrest

>>18114918
>>18114918

There is a 1 week lag between the cases and deaths. Next week when Trump is deciding whether to "open' or not he will be staring at 10,000 dead and a extremely freaked out US public. he will decide to continue social distancing. Screen cap this.

>>18114856

>>18114938
so you'll be 15% invested when we return to all time highs. congrats

>>18114894
Are these purchases on a schedule somewhere? I would like to know when the government plans on making the stock market go up

See the people buying puts when cdc had 300 tests done in country

Thats very diff than huge testing cathinv cases

As trader u have to be ahead of market but not too much

When u see 18837839 cases each day its not new info

>>18114928
Every time he does something like this, a fall follows. This is actually a real sell signal.

>>18114954
>learn
>smg
We just gamble around here.

>>18114040

I'm down $5k in the past week. Cheer up, you aren't putting money you plan on touching in the next decade into the stock market right?

FUTURES TANKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18114954
Man, you got in at the worst, most confusing time we ever had here.
Anything we knew is getting thrown out the window right now.

>How did everybody learn about stocks?
Invest with small money and see were it ends up.

>>18114965
Capped but not for the reasons you think lmao

[Screaming continues]

>>18114888
いやああ、お兄ちゃんいじっってないでよ!そっそこさわないでください。へんたい!えっち!

>>18114981
>TANKING
>not even -1%
wat

Futures fall, fed pumps before open.

>>18114985
This is what I did. I doubled my money, but I want to put in a few more hundred.

>>18114884
It would be a match for the ages if the Spaniards and natives couldn't conqueror that frontier I would like to the Chinese. My only concern is that those jagoffs would set fire to it to create the "traditional" chinese medicine.

>>18114981
>down 1%
It was the same last night and we ended up +6% today

>>18114981
just doing the old night oscillating +-1% before they actually matter in a few hours

>>18114288
YES YES IT IS

>>18113907
So whens the peak of this very organic pump so I can umm, stock up on a few things?

>>18114954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn310KaOxnU
crash course
use the closed captioning/subtitles

>>18114441
I only know tech stocks since im a SWE at AMZN.....

overvalued IMO

OKTA
NEWR
TTD
TWLO

I'd probably short TTD

>>18114908
Why work when the government is paying you not to work?

>>18114987
Good, I get to live in your meme folder for life. It can remind you of the mistake of being a bull.

>>18114981
we've fallen back to 3:50PM prices. it's over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18114998
>>18114888
逃げる!

>>18114667
Whats your take on the pure refinery plays? I got into PSX recently and they seem to be doing well.

>>18115018
Like 2 hours ago..maybe? Who knows?
>>18115011
Id just wait a bit desu
>>18114788
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>>18115030
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is COMET IMPACT PRICED IN or should I SHORT the OORT CLOUD?

>>18114998
Are you actually japanese? UWU

>>18114186
fuck you i had to waste another minute of my life to watch that wasteless pos

Right now the best thing to do is plan rotations to maximize gains through dec 2020 recovery

>>18114954

>>18115040
>逃げる!
If you're trying to tell us to run away it should be 逃げろ! instead.

>>18114143
buy puts

>>18115048
I think it's pretty damn smart. But I'm not up to speed on PSX's financials. How do they look? Do they pay dividends? I might invest myself.

>>18115085
>>18115085
>>18115085
>>18115085
NEW

>>18114998
Oldfag.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANNA MAKE A BABY WITH A CUTE AND FUNNY ADULT LADY

>>18115057
No, just a former hentai translator who hasn't translated shit in almost 6 years.

>>18114363
after the middle east there wont be much to fight... the world is becomming modernized even niggers in africa sorta americans dont want another war

>>18114698
Where did this meme come from? Do you have any idea wtf is happening in China? Are people making decisions like this will be okay because of fake fa lun gong posting about millions of hidden deaths? We're all gunna get fucked so hard.

>>18115053
>tfw faster than light travel is impossible
>"warping" is a meme
>"dark matter" is a meme
>Try to go interstellar travel
>high chance of colliding with Oort Cloud objects at ridiculous speeds
>it would destroy any space craft immediately
>Venus and Mars wouldn't be hospitable to humans because their gravity isn't the same and that can never be changed

Praise the Sun.
Praise the Earth
It's the only ones we'll ever have

>>18114792
Shitty. Never listening to biz again

>>18115118
did you make money back then?

>>18115103
Why yes, lolibaba is peak culture.

>>18114166
>>18115070
buy both

>>18114202
Except we’re already at the mean

>>18115011
Once was a time i tripled my 200 dollarinos in day or two, went away for one (1) day and when i came back i had 30 dollarinos left. x20 leverage is a bitch, but it's fun to play with and watch the line go.

>>18113930
What is this? New to investing

>>18114954
I heard about the 2014 oil crash. Watched some of it happen. Then watched the recovery from the sidelines. In 2015 I started doing some research and opening accounts. Started officially 2016. Pretty much investopedia, youtube, couple books. Trial and error.

what are good calls for tomorrow morning for someone with limited capital. asking for a friend im not a bear who blew up his account.

>>18114928
Glorious God Emperor! Cant wait for him to fly to China on a glorious eagle to blow up the Chinese flu factory and defeat XINNIe the Pooh in hand to hand combat using MMA to Lee Greenwoods IM Proud to Be an American!

>>18115090
They've done pretty well. They have 58,720,000 in total assets, while total liabilities excluding long term debt are at 11,460,000 and with long term debt they are at 31,551,000.

>>18114413
learn the difference between speculative death estimates & confirmed smooth brain, we've already surpassed confirmed swine flu deaths

>>18113948
Yep. I just bought bullish positions today, so I hope you guys got your puts in cause shots going down down down down tomorrow!

>>18115690
not a bad dividend either. i'm going to buy the fuck out of this. thanks.

>>18116197
Another gem that I found, not oil related is Butterfield Bank.

>>18115103