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The eternalbull run is comiiiiiiiing

BEARS BTFO

>>18107929
Just 3 million unemployed

>>18107952
Wait until Monday

AHAHAHAHAHA BEARS
V-RECOVERY BROS WHERE WE @

>>18107929
Noone is pumping. It's a free market.

WHAT THE FUCK

Goddamn kikes. MAKE IT STOP!

>>18107952
YESSSS NOW OR NEVER

FUCK JEROME FUCK YOU JEROME YOU KIKE

>>18107961
BASED BULL

Welcome to the modern stock market. Where you cannot bet reliably because the entire system is run by computers and automatic trading now takes place.

>>18107980
snickers

FUG DDDD:

JERROOOOOMMEEEE

This isn't even real. Our retirement funds are just manipulation left and right

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>18107987
Been that way for decades.

Where my bearchads at? Just bought more SQQQ at the pump.

Look at them go trying to pump stocks.

The bear will leave his cave forever.

DEATH TO THE FED REE

Damn I haven’t been this btfo’d in a while. It’s going to dump.... r-right guys?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD JEROME!

>>18107929
>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
you fucken forgetting something m8?

IS IT UNETHICAL TO BE LITERALLY TAKING MONEY OUT OF BEAR'S POCKETS? HOT POCKETS ARE ON YOU COMMIE FAGGOTS TONIGHT

>>18108006
I did too, I'm sticking to my guns

>>18107952
Yes. Buy high sell low

>KEEP PUMPING JEROME, I DONT CARE ABOUT THE HYPERINFLATION, JUST PUMP THE FUCKING STOCKS AND GET MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

I hope Jerome gets corona'd

NOOOO I SHORTED THE BOTTOM

nothing to see here, just a completely organic 500 point jump at 10 minutes before close

WE ARE GREEEEEEN BULLLLS SPY 300 CALLS LETS GO

Infinite money, infinite pumping, infinite rigging.
We have finally reached singularity.

>>18108006
it will open down so it's good timing

>>18108021
based juggernautpilled.

>>18108048
Boomers buying the peak of the bull trap trying to get positioned for a fourth green dildo in a row

>>18107987
Nonsense. Look at the volume. Short right now if you think this pump has no legs.

>>18108023
Some nerd removed it.

I'm glad it's a big green dildo today. Karma for all the annoying as fuck bears bitching about the jobs report as if everyone didn't already know.

Long term bullish but I sold a lot at :58. Ridiculous pump

The market has completely decoupled from reality

>>18107962
Not great not terrible

This market is fake and gay. But mostly fake.

FUTURES AND VIX LMAO

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 4.21%, pretty good but lagging da index. GLD moving slow, VIX not falling fast enough for my liking, QYLD being unexceptional. Still unsure where we're going, April put spreads looking a little pekid but I'm unconcerned about them.

HAHAHAHAHAHA told you loosers

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

oh shit I forgot to close my positions

nice inflation retards

psst hey kid, want some $19 SQQQ?

snss anon we miss you, stop spending all of your time shilling your bags on stocktwits

lmao at that volume

>>18108086
Am I doing it right? SOXL chads rise

>>18108037
>UNNHHH UNHHH UNHH UHH NUHH UHNN I'M GONNA POOOOMMMMP
>UNH UHN UH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M POOOOOOOOOMMMMPING

*pokes collapsed bobo with a stick*

nobody cares about the unemployed thank you based powell

DONT FIGHT THE FED

If you had to do it again. You should of just bought what the Fed was buying. Guaranteed money

>>18108098
i would zoom out literally an extra week

>>18108103

>>18108080
Welcome to your first week in the global equity markets. Enjoy your stay.

>>18108119
SQQQLDIERS ARE YOU STILL HERE? REPORT FOR DUTY

>>18108098
i'll say it again
Retard, do you even know why the dollar pumped in the first place?
It's because everyone was worried and wanted cash at hand, now that it's stabilizing and returning to normal they're getting rid of it.

>>18108066
I shorted on Tuesday because it was clear it was a fake and gay bull trap and it's gone up another 12% since then

>>18108019

This is the US government saying to the largest external holders of US debt:

>TRY IT MOTHERFUCKERS, I DARE YOU

Time will tell if they call America's bluff.

>>18108098
ALREADY PRICED IN

I have no puts but even I am frustrated by this blatant pump into a fucking friday.
Fuck that shit

>>18108125
It's not about fighting the FED the FED isn't doing anything, down means uncertainty and we have the least right now.

POST YOUR CALLS BULLBROS

>>18108086
My "gain" today was abstaining from buying SQQQ just as the market opened, I was THIS close. Phew, close call.

>>18108137
I~I don't think I can keep it up for much longer. Please go on ahead without me...

>>18108138
He's being dishonest by cutting out the pump just before that.

All hedged up and ready to go

kek
me wasngonna trade today but couldnt resist make quick buck @_@

Is nofap a meme? I really need to relieve some fucking stress but don't want to turn into a soicuck. Fuck this clown market

What the fuck is this market???
There are so many bear signals but we're getting pumped like a fucking bike tire. When is this dead cat going to end?

Did Jerome just secure Trump his re-election?

GALT has been a mad lad the last few days

All my PUTs are for next Friday. Surely they can't keep this up a whole week? Right?

>>18108086
green bullrun type day

>>18108021
Tfw Jerome doesnt give you any money, well I mean for you.

I might buy spy puts/sqqq calls tomorrow. I think I'm starting to the enjoy the abuse.

>>18108137
Cut my losses bro, sorry.
In other news, my money is now tied in margin fuckery.

Can someone explain to me what's going on? I didn't take those on margin. It was all cash.

>>18108137
SQQQ suicide pact

THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES BEARS AHAHAHAHA

>>18108192
The plan is to pump it so much that we'll trigger circuit breakers preventing people from selling.

why arent people buying commodity leveraged bull ETFs?

you dont actually think natural gas or oil will go away right, lmao

>>18108137
SQQQ? Hilarious. I’m all in on SPXS and SDOW

>>18108048
This has halpened one too many times at close. Someone is trying to prop up this market. Ironic that I finally bought calls and this happens.>>18108049

>>18108083
holy shit they unironically think unemployment is lagging oh my god. i thought it would just be oversight or a mistake. they actually think it's a lagging indicator.

>>18108084
you fucking retard futures don't open for another 2 hours

>>18108084
Are they even open yet?

>>18108137
Here. I won't be head-faked. This pump is gay.

>>18108189
rite thru tha thin zone @_@

US Markets are literally unstoppable. I can’t believe I doubted for a second.

>>18108192
We dropped 30% all those weeks before that was all the unemployment and closing down. The market now reads ahead and the US is opening up in 2 weeks whether they like it or not. The only thing still holding this down is oil.

>>18108086
I realized a $32 gain. My unrealized is still in the shitter though.

>>18108165
the only uncertainty is the actual numbers the companies are going to report in the coming quarters. Im pretty sure all the high IQ analysts are predicting record drops in earnings 70-80% for a lot of companies.
Im not saying we wont move lower. But the mass paranoia phase is probably over. Unless of course we triple Italy's case and death count. Which is highly unlikely

>>18107987
Nice summary of it. I sound like an old crazy person when I rant and rave about microstructure and regulatory issues endemic to the system that make this whole thing a complete clusterfuck barely worth the time to trade and ultimately doomed in the long run. HFTs, participant homogeneity, dark pools/off market block trades, Fed interventions, retail orders being flagged differently by brokers and then fed to market makers/clearing firms with hedge fund components to create an indirect conflict of interest, short sale restrictions, insider trading among government officials (to say nothing of the amount going on outside of the government) and on and on and on.

There is so much shit wrong with our markets at this point that the strategy seems to be "make it so fucked up that no one will be able to even account for it all and even if they could no one will believe them anyway." I try to explain to people that successful prop firms are drying up and the ones that aren't have transitioned to educational services or they've increasingly been recruiting traders who trade abroad in non-U.S. markets (Australia is the big place right now) and/or have been leaning more heavily on option strategies which HFTs and programs are less present in (although still a ton of them on some products)...Total coincidence I guess.

People casually say "the market is rigged, but that's okay!" as if it's actually okay. It's really fucking not and the fact we all run around sort of accepting that it's rigged is just another strike against it.

>>18108165
Nah they are doing something, they’re providing relief to distressed companies to reduce the risk of default.
Aren’t they?

>>18108237
I am. Oil is the easiest long atm. Especially with this G20 shit coming to a head.

Who /shortvolatility/ here? Might ride SVXY for a while as this virus stuffs blows over.

>>18108137
holding out til the bitter end with my paws of steel
>>18108175
perfect time to sell, true /biz/ spirit

>>18108215
Yeah, I own a home so it's whatever.

If there isn't an underlying credit crisis, then fuck it I still have a house and I'll write this whole thing off as insurance.

If there is an underlying credit crisis, then fuck it, I just gotta ride inverse index funds to the bottom, liquidate, and ride the wave up to the top.

ezpz

>>18108237
Commodities are in contango right now. Spot price is way above what people in West Texas are asking to haul their worthless oil out of their tanks.

They will destroy the dollar before they let markets fall. Crazy.

Red tomorrow, r r right?

>>18108310
nope

>>18108310
iffy

>>18108137
I'm dying bro, fuck

Apparently every fucking company is too big to fail.

>>18108310
buy both TQQQ and SQQQ so you win either way ;^)

this is madness

Still holding my shorts tho

>>18108261

>The market now reads ahead and the US is opening up in 2 weeks whether they like it or not. The only thing still holding this down is oil.

And if they open everything back up and Coronachan goes bezerk?

Read into it. This is China demonstrating to the USA a lesson about supply chains.

They sent infected people into Western countries on purpose.

>>18108086
Pretty flat. Trimmed some PEP and ABBV on that crazy pump. Maybe trim some Clorox too.

Hello, suicide hotline?

Jeromes at it again.

>>18108310
no. no more red until earnings. fuck this gay clown world.

>>18108019
Not tomorrow. Shit REALLY has to hit the fan with covid. I still think it will, but don't hold your breath for the next week.

>>18108269
>Expecting 70-80% drops
Explains why so many of you are losing money.

>>18108310
probably but not a big one

>>18108327
Ah I see

280 tomorrow. FOMO is going to make it green into the weekend

>>18108310
i'd be willing to bet... this much green in a row is gonna leave people skeptical of holding over the weekend i think. plus people tend to sell on friday anyway

>>18108283
Ballls deep and in the deeeeep redddd

Maybe safer to DCA down there then these fucking leveraged inverses kek

>>18108283
I’m hedged in cheap SVXY but deep in SPY puts. It’s not my first rodeo so even the unlimited money machine hasn’t shaken me out yet. Another few days like this though and I might capitulate.

>>18108330
>And if they open everything back up and Coronachan goes bezerk?
If Trump closes down again we go down.

>>18107973
kek
and I respect women.

>>18108137
Gonna end it all

April 13 bottom

screenshot this

>"The market can't just go down or up so much multiple days in a row"

>>18108189
Can't blame ya. I finally abandoned the few puts I had today and dumped my meager earnings into intelsat and mitsubishi. Still working on the stuff we talked about last night.

Wow, you guys saw that insane jump at the end right?
WHAT HAPPENED???

im going to give you all 1 tip and i wont say it again: that EOD pump was pension funds rebalancing their books for Q1. it does not, in any way, represent market or institutional sentiment. good bye.

>>18108310
Another monster green dildo then bull suicide triple breaker Monday, I might take out a loan to pump my ass with $40 SDOW tomorrow night

>>18108361
Neat, you lost a dollar for every day of the year.

>>18108370
EOD dump was priced in

>>18108310
L M A O
M
A
O

BUY WHILE YOU CAN, WE'RE GOING BACK TO 30K MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How do I use Macrotrader.com and company 10Ks to make good options calls? An anon recommended it to me but I have no idea where to start.

I'm going to ride this fake fed rally to friday and then sell everything.
Fuck holding any position over the weekend right now.

>>18108343
>playing the stock picking game

>>18108362
Here is the updated one.

>>18108283
Volatility isn't done yet, imo

>>18108361
I've had worse days recently anon, don't worry.

>>18108329
>230 million volume in SPY is a normal WEEK
>230 million volume is LOW in the clown market

>>18108406
Actually working pretty good for me. I sold the top and bought the bottom, literally. Up over 100% this year. Easy 6 figures.

>>18107962
Fucking how? Canada which is 1/10th the size roughly has 4 million people sign up for emergency benefits.

>>18108370
Pure concentrated investor confidence.

reminder for all my bullfrens: never sell. (((they))) will bail us out every time

>>18108409
This pattern is really unlike anything we've ever seen before. I'd like to think historical charts could guide us here but it's just so bizarre.

>>18108310
I hope so! I’ve been bullish all week but I have some super cheap puts that expire tomorrow. Let’s see!

>Why yes, I manually delete lines of html so that I won't have to see anime pictures, how can you tell?

Imagine being a stupid bear right now. You should all neck yourselves

>>18108361
>-356
Pfft that's baby shit

>>18108409
P O T T E R Y

>>18108409
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18108436
fuck off whore

>>18108436
I love her so much

Hello everybody, I'll be your technical analyst for the day!
I'm getting very bearish signals, the market might not be verifying it but just keep holding those puts, you won't regret it!

>>18108328
$500

>>18108451
Kek

We are going to get around to 2700 and than back down based on my (bs) technical analysis.

Just bought 3k worth of XOP Calls, ask me anything.

There is no way that 3 to 4 months of complete fucking economic collapse is priced in you retards. Unemployment numbers are so fudged it isn't funny. Report claims 66,000 in New York hahahahaha more like 3 mil in New York alone. Dow is going to 16000 next week and then lower. Buy your puts while they're on sale

KNEES WEAK BAGS ARE HEAVY VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY

>>18108484
Good luck

>>18108409
>"capitalism is finished this time!" says increasingly nervous communist for 10000th time in the last 250 years

>>18108470

>>18108428
wont last over the long term

/smg/ sentiment today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn310KaOxnU

>>18108137
bought at $26 here
what's the best way to make it seem like I died of corona so my mom doesn't realize I killed myself

>>18108484
How'd you get so based?

>>18108486
P R I C E D I N

>>18108496
anon, what are you doing? SPY calls is the way

>>18108484
what did you buy price and dates

Is SU going bankrupt? Should buy long puts?

You guys are betting against a superpower with infinite money.

>>18107962
>he believes the numbers

>>18108238
SDOW is in the absolute shitter rn. wtf. im on it too, but i look at it as a loss. got in at 55

>>18108496
why do zoomers let their phones drain the battery to zero. i get nervous at 60%

>>18108392
It's an omen.

>>18108525
Never tell me the odds.

>Stocks - Dow Enters Bull Market as Swashbuckling Gains on Wall Street Continue

wow, a new bull

>>18108505
it cute

well i just lost 7k

Did you guys see GME earnings report? How high is this going?

>>18108486
You're betting against the most aggressive Fed policy the world has ever fucking witnessed dude, I don't think you really know what you're talking about.

I did doubt my vibe, sold all my calls today on open, bagholding puts and SQQQ now. probably gonna rally to 265/270 to test waters...

>>18108525
Yeah, but not retards. They know they can't just keep hosing trillions into the market. They won't tote wood into a burning house. All this shit is still computing.

>>18108467
When there’s a hottie with honkers like cronya you’re going with the bland blue bangs bitch?

>>18108525
Everyone is just going to accept it and play along with the fed's bullshit because they're scared what will happen to the market if they don't

>>18108484
lmao wtf are you thinking

B U Y
B U Y
B U Y
YOU ARE LITERALLY BETTING AGAINST THE GREATEST SUPERPOWER IN THE WORLD WITH THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER ON IT! IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO PROFIT, OPTIONS ARE FOR RETARDS, BUY. THEM. STOCKS BOYOOOOOOSSSSS!!! I'M SEEING NOTHING BUT GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18108543
Year of the piRATe :OO

>>18108518
158 @ 10.50 for april 17 bud
>>18108501
>>18108514
bulls always win in the end frens

>>18108557
I'm up 15 THOUSAND DOLLARS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE BE A LITTLE BITCH BEAR?

why do you Niggers think the stock market behaves like clockwork? like you can just lay historical charts over current price development and say with confidence its gonna behave the same way. Guess what stonks is supply and demand, if motherfuckers wanna buy stocks they will just do it.

>>18108328
Just post your portfolio size anon, no need to be ashamed

>>18108431
They mentioned on Bloomberg early in the morning that most people couldn't even file because the website is so over capacity.

>stock buybacks bad!
>infinite QE good!
Truly, clown market.

Any investors here? Do you buy stocks or index funds? I don't know if I'm getting scammed on TER.

>>18108571
Yes. She is my canon wife.

>>18108511
This is the sentiment tomorrow
https://youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

>>18108594
We don't. TA is unironically bullshit.

>>18108602
Ok that makes a little more sense there is no way they are legitimately lower then canada who has 10% the population of the USA

>>18108586
>eats shit

>>18108586
This is completely incorrect and you need to STOP spreading misinformation.

The fed is NOT YET buying equities. EQUITIES ARE STOCKS. THEY ARE BUYING TREASURIES AND NOW PRIVATE DEBT.

>>18108586
That's the true power of QE. Fed makes bonds overpriced and institutions with hundreds of billions are legally forced to buy stocks to re balance their portfolio.s

>>18108590
it couldn't dump 4 days in a row, so i thought it also can't pump 4 days in a row. well apparently it can pump even 5 days in a row.

>>18108380
I know your gone now, but is there any way to know WHEN pensions are releasing their rebal. numbers? I mean damn, that was the biggest 1min swing I think I'veever seen. For better or worse.
Do they release a calendar of their future announcements or something? TIA frens

>>18108486
No shit, Sherlock. You know we’re just opportunists and long or short where we can, right? We all know this is crashing back past 200 sooner rather then later.

>>18108074
removed what? what was the thing?

it's habbenin' XD

>>18108588
This "fren" shit is the gayest fucking faggotry I've ever seen. It's worse than smug anime posters, because I know it's the same fat disgusting smelly pieces of shit posting it, but at least the site was founded on weeb shit and anime posters don't think we're all friends here. We're not. We're strangers who share a common interest, but we're not fucking friends. Yeah we're all fucked up but I hate the wallowing in self-pity from these fucking NIGGERS. It's reddit dogshit. Retard faggotry like "fren" and "tendies" is NIGGER NEET SHIT HUMOR and I wish all you faggots would kill yourselves.

Seriously, I mean it. Buy a gun and fucking shoot yourself frogposters. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's the same "uwu so wholesum" bullshit tumblr does.I fucking hate normies and I fucking hate you.

>>18108392
this is fake news it was a leap year so that would be 366

>>18108632
What an absolute brainlet take

>GME ANNOUNCED SHORT SQUEEZE
GME ANNOUNCED SHORT SQUEEZE
>GME ANNOUNCED SHORT SQUEEZE
GME ANNOUNCED SHORT SQUEEZE

>>18108623
In Canada everyone filed for emergency benefits whether they lost their job or not. That's what the govt. literally told us to do, they said do not wait until you're out of work, file immediately.

t. leaf

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY YOU DUMBASSES! THIS IS GOING TO BE A BULL RIDE BACK TO THE TOP!!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18108513
If you don't kill yourself she will never know.

>>18108635
its going to pump forever anon you've bearly begun to witness the power of the fed.

Bobos almost at Stage: ACCEPTANCE.

>>18108648
calm down fren

mostly long now, slightly short. this shit is driving me out of my fucking mind. of course none of my positions have been benefiting from this enormous rally

>>18108636
no, but it's usually not before 2 weeks quarter end

>>18108644
the days nhentai tag.
Last week it was inflation. During the friday flash crash it was "Anal fisting" During the week it was freckles.
Now, it's gone.

Some bullnigger please redpillme on some good calls

>>18108614
buy a couple of inedx ETFs and DCA into them. Then dont look at it for a yr. Rebalance. Repeat

>>18108637
>dead trannies and death of tranny industry
unironically bullish

>>18108664
No....no they didnt lol they arent encouraging those who's jobs are fine to file anyways.
T. Leaf

>>18108683
nope, probably going to stop pumping tomorrow as i'm throwing 20k betting on it to pump

>>18108685
https://twitter.com/rebeinstein/status/1242982057208250368

>>18108701
you mean greenpill

i made 2 grand today

>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY YOU DUMBASSES! THIS IS GOING TO BE A BULL RIDE BACK TO THE TOP!!!!!WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18108614
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
Aside from the coronavirus meltdown, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a rare gift but from here forward fretting over catching the exact bottom is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now. Get rich with me.

>>18108663
VOLKSWAGEN STYLE SHORT SQUEEZE INCOMING

>>18108648
Shut the fuck up nerd

Bulltards... I’m sorry. I’ll spend your money wisely.

>>18108692
>of course none of my positions have been benefiting from this enormous rally
Good, because this rally is unsustainable. You want stocks that are as far away from this madness as possible.

>>18107973
Lmao sure is when circuit breakers only activate to prevent fud but none for fomo...oh wait

>>18108330
>And if they open everything back up and Coronachan goes bezerk?
Time will tell, this lockdown won't be kept much longer. Dammit, I can't be the only one willing to risk a date with Corona-chan now.

>>18108280
why no UCO?

>>18108066
Exactly. This is a correction. No volume = No bullish trend.

>>18107929
Look at the volume of any given company or major ETF within the last 15 minutes of trading, during the pump. Automotive, aerospace, defense, consumer, health care, technology, retail, telecommunications. They all saw the exact same spike in volume. We might as well be trading a memecoin >>18108586.

>>18108092
Idk what you said

>>18108648
but i love you anon

>U.S. govt. starts to bail out multiple companies
>tfw the U.S. will eventually nationalize industry of all sorts
w-what if WE are the commies ;_;

>>18108735
Nikkei leading the way now :)

fed up with this shit. make it monday please so i can see red

just dumped my entire paycheck into SPYD how bassed is that?

>>18108771
Please don't post any more of this dumb looking bitch.

>>18108706
>Don't look at it for a year
Terrible advice
I would have missed the dip

>>18108779

bass bro

Hang in there bearlords

>>18108506
Kind of like your shorts.

>>18108791
that's EXACTLY how I feel

>>18108706
Why would I want a couple? SPY and done, no?

GREEN PILLME ON SOME GOOD CALLS BULLBROS

>>18108791
I'm fine. btw does anyone know has a good tutorial for tying a noose knot? Asking for a friend.

>>18108822
DAL

Barrons headline:
The Stimulus Bill Just Lifted the Dow Back Into a Bull Market

Yeah, I'm not playing the put and call option game during an economic crisis.
How's oil doing? On fire, wonderful.

>>18108822
Weed stocks.

>>18107929
What the hell is going on?

>>18108794
>>18108826
Biggest bull trap of all time, are you man enough to stay the course

>>18108695
alright thx

>>18108137
TILL DEATH BOYS

>>18108791
The market can only stay irrational until an hour after you're insolvent :)

>>18108835
What about AAL?

>>18108785
sure. If you see headlines like that on front page of the newspaper you come across during the next 30+yrs. Go ahead and buy some more. But if you are an average joe. you should stick to my previous post

>>18108857
I'm selling my long positions to double down on TVIX and SQQQ tomorrow.

>>18108856
Elites are trying to exit scam the global economy before a fucking meteor pastes us

>>18108835
>DAL rallied ~85% from its low
>Warren and Berkshire still down 30% on their investment

>>18108857
After a certain point you have to cut your losses anon. The bubble theory doesn't work for this situation at all because the markets are not reacting based on real, identifiable, systems and patterns.

>>18108792
im a T Bill investor

>>18108502
the fed buying everything isn't capitalism.

You know what's the most fucked part of all? I've been holding my puts for two weeks, but as soon as I buy a SPY call I guarantee you DJI futures will be down 2,000 points.

>>18108822
DAVE AND BUSTER'S
GAMESTOP
BOEING
AMC
CCL

>>18108885
bassed

What is the best thing a beginner with only 3k to play with should do? Its my first time trading.
Also what kind of account do I need to buy calls/puts? My current account only lets me simply buy/sell stock

>>18108885
anon i care about you, don’t do that. i don’t want to see someone commit suicide

>>18108086
I lost 350 today on SQQQ, SDOW, and SPXS, about half my losses this week. I'm probably gonna get h8fucced again tomorrow when its green on the news that House passed the bill.

If this doesn't improve tomorrow I'm just gonna go LONG and buy into some tech, Amazon, maybe TSLA, and wait.

Nonetheless I'm hooked and actually want to start seriously investing.

>>18108900
They are, we just don’t know what they are yet. I’m a shark, I can smell blood, even if I don’t know what a red blood cell is or what it’s meant to do.

>>18108771
Do I... do I buy back in to jap equities??
Really wanting to add to my Nintendies but it just shot up into the green.

>>18108648
It's alright, fren.

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>>18108918
Keep it in cash, because you don't know how long the virus spook will stay.

I gave in to temptation and asked my bank for a 30k loan last thursday. I even told them i was gonna DCA on the way down into stonks. Guy called me the next day, said hes working on it, he'll get me the loan VERY fast, monday or tuesday at the latest. Still no word from the fuckin bank. Called them today, said im no longer interested. Maybe their slow asses saved me from myself, who knows.

GME is going to mid-teens isn't it?

>>18108637
That pic can't be real
It has to be absolute trace amounts of estrogen (or more likely "estrogen shape molecules" aka not estrogen) compared to all the carcinogens
I think they'd be better off drinking pregnant mare urine

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>>18108900
i hate that this makes sense. but also fuck you. there's nothing to sustain these gains without infinite pumping and that's gotta be super fucking illegal.

>>18108926
Thanks man. I'll hold off.

>>18108929
EVERYONE IS GOING TO SELL ON THE NEWS. HODL STRONK

TULIP BULBS ARE BACK
Infinite money means:
Price is a function of liquidity
Supply and demand are irrelevant
Quality of management irrelevant
Dividends are irrelevant
The only game is print money fast
But be the slowest of all the printers

>>18108953
I sold my calls today. Buy more?

So, uh, can the market really keep going up like this? Normally I would say this many green days means we're seriously due for a Red Friday, but I literally have no idea what to think right now.

>>18108929
just reinvest your dividends, and in time compund interest will get you the $ you see some biz/bros have

>>18108935
In that case, perhaps major disasters which tend to shut down regions for days to weeks at a time might be your best bet market wise.

>>18108900
I sold at a loss but I'm still bearish. Looks like pension rebalancing. I imagine next week end of month may be a turn around. I couldn't tell you how much higher it will go. S&P may go to either 2660 or blow past 2800 before retesting lows. The bill is a big indicator. Clearly nobody cared about the unemployment data and everyone just wants their bailout. That's why I sold at a loss. It could very well skyrocket after the bill, sell the news event, or gradual climb until a technical level

>>18108691
Ouch, imagine not having frens

>>18108956
Boomers dying and freeing up their frozen assets is bullish.

The only thing tanking the market is the forced shutdowns which are over now, so we're officially in recovery now.

literally just 2008 all over again with exit scamming investors and index companies getting pumped before the real crash happens, where only your average poor person gets affected while rich become richer

>>18108981
Remember that picking pennies in front of a steamroller is unwise.

>My stupid piss ass gut reactions always right
>Whenever I think critically I'm always wrong
How do I turn off my brain and become a based retard rich chad?

>>18108945
You wouldnt even go for options?
Why not?

>>18108981
I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO MAGA UP LIBKEK, THERE'S NO STOPPING AMERICA NOW YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18108137
I feel like dying, chief

>>18108954
If they get two dumbasses to do it, then it’s legit.

Or does one person count as people?

>>18108981
futures are currently betting we go +2% at minimum tomorrow

>>18109024
>>18109024
>>18109024
new
>>18109024

>>18109009
No shit. We’re all just memeing about being bullish, you know that right?

>>18108971
if everyone itt bought as many calls and shares as they could at open.. it could fucking moon

>>18109009
And yet /biz/ is still not following along thinking they can time every drop.

>>18109011
Okay but is the steamroller the Stim package or the inevitable pullback?

>>18108956
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18109011
Is that... the bulls or the bears right now... it’s hard to say

>>18109039
What does moon mean in this context?

>>18108981
Yes they can, and they they'll drop or crab or pump more. The can do anything because in a bear market we aren't using reality.

>>18109005 PRICED IN !
Mass graves: bullish
Insolvent cities: bullish
Air traffic halt: bullish
Global trade war: bullish
Incel supremacy: bullish
DOW 50,000 by 5/1

>>18108991
I'm transitioning my general plan back to swing trading and looking for daily indicators to determine strategy. When my place starts back up, it will be the reasonable strategy for day to day gains.

>>18109017
You are assuming the market is predictable now.
It's your money, of course.
>>18109042
It is driven by a trillion insane morons.
>>18109053
That's entirely the point; it's too risky. No one know the direction the market will go.

>>18108957
>illegal
It's the government doing it

>>18109042
Car sales in the US have fallen over 50% just this month. Repeat that across every retail and service sector ad nauseum.

The steamroller is the inevitable deluge of bad news that nobody but the bears and schizos seems to be realize is inevitable.

>>18109022
dude I might be the biggest Trump supporter in this thread. I'm quite happy in a bull market, and frankly I'm not sure corona is even real.

>>18109031
IMO it's still a tad early to be looking at futures but thx for the update

>>18109096
Ford makin respirators now. So a lot of people are going to die.

>>18108570
>they can't just keep hosing trillions into the market.
see that's where you're wrong

>>18109061
fucking google polfag
i know there's no time to learn but gd how r u that lazy?

>>18109113
>DOUBTING THE GOD EMPEROR
HAVE FAITH. STAY STRONG. MAGA

>>18109082
>government can't break the law because it is the law
kek imagine believing this

>>18109096
>Repeat that across every retail and service sector ad nauseum.
Bro have you even been outside in the past week? Practically every single retail outlet aside from clothing stores are booming. If they sell food or toilet paper at all they're booming right now. Retail is fucking mooning, my own workplace is handing out overtime like nothing, we're making record profits we've never seen before.

>>18109144
Im literally that lazy

>>18109217
it means it's wavering aimlessly. unpredictable.
in this context it doesn't make sense.

>>18108328
You're retarded kek
do you know how numbers even work

>>18109332
um, are you drunk?

>>18109451
>>18109451
why would it moon if we buy shares? it'd only go up.

>>18108956
>115 death in UK
>from 41 deaths yesterday
Bullish

>>18109190
Kys retail poorfag