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Someone break the printers, crash it all.

I need some corona-chan futa

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https://news.trust.org/item/20200326155013-w7c49
>first death in kenya
priced in?

Lesbian Mom/Daughter incest was priced in

START DUMPING RIGHT NOW

HE BOUGHT!

>>18104701
had a genuine laff

>>18104705
African deaths don't even need to be priced in. But they are anyway.

The call that saved /smg/

>>18104701
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18104710
ah shit we forgot to price in the Futacocks tho

>>18104710
>Lesbian Mom/Daughter incest
Based
>"But you're my step-mom"
Every fucking time

>>18104701
Based

Based oil shedding 7%

>>18104710
owo

>>18104705
>Kenya

>They priced in?
>Price it out.

>>18104675
Priced in

Sell all Cruise Line stocks now?

>>18104701
THE CLACK CLACK IS PRICED IN DOW TO THE MOON LADS

>>18104727
Shut up. This is a weak dip, it's going right back up.

how do i get priced in

Is there a single reason you're not stocking up on KTOS before it goes to the fucking moon?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kratos-leader-combat-drone-market-190852388.html

How fucked am I? Also can you close puts after hours if the price rises? Because I should have done that.

>>18104735
>>18104739
nope

>>18104750
FTFY

>>18104745
PLEASE BOG, MAKE THE CALL, DO DE PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>18104701
here weeeeeEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>volume
Hmm...

>>18104727
I hope that it comes today.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you don't understand the concept of dividend growth investing and how unrealized losses are nothing compared to getting great companies at good yields, I can't help you.

>>18104795
what place do you guys use to see the quickest movements?

>>18104773
>-200
Who cares lol

>>18104795
Nah

Why the fuck is UBER and LYFT still over $20?

The volume is drying up on these mini pumps.
We bear now.

>>18104738
My GUSH noooo

>>18104804
I want to start looking at these.
are they different from index? also what are some good ones to look into the coming month? thinking about making a BINCK account

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE STOCKS WERE GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST BEAR IN THE SHED

I WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB ALL IN ON WEEKLY PUTS

AND THE SHAPE OF AN L ON MY BALANCE

WELL THE FED STARTS PUMPIN AND THEY DON'T STOP PUMPIN

RELAX THE RULES SO BANKS CAN KEEP RUNNING

DOESN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

THE REITS GET BAILED FOR BEING FUCKING DUMB

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHORTING BOEING

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO

THOSE FEDNIGGERS REALLY FUCKING GLOW

BRRRRRRRRRR

>>18104822
Lol nah. Fed infinity pumps require no volume

>>18104804
which am I not too late getting into

So is the stimulus really that great that it outweighs 3+ million Americans going unemployed in a single week? Or is the market just assuming these people will automatically all get jobs once things return to normal?

have a bad feeling about next week
would expect some amount of retracement after this week's gains and there can only be bad news over the weekend

>>18104843
best pic evah!

>>18104804
Got the chart?

>>18104804
Fuck off con artist

Fuck you Ford! You’re junk credit rating! 80% car orders down piece of shit breaks in five years vehicle closing all plant producing facilities stock!!!!!!

>>18104735
>"But you're my step-mom"
>Every fucking time
Quite.

BACK TO * cough * WORK WAGIES

>>18104843
that milf is worth way more than $50

Time to cash out boys and girls. The smart money sure as fuck is.

>>18104862
here you go

>>18104864
if I was a con artist, this would necessarily have to be a con. it is not. it is a long term investment strategy that allows continuing growth of passive income

>>18104065

does this only apply to inverse leveraged ETFs or does it apply to positive 3x leveraged as well?

If this is the return to the mean, then what do we buy?
>AMZN
>MSFT/AAPL
>NVDA
>AMD
>BABA
are in my sights. Of course also some good old
>KO
>V
>MA


Anything else?

>futures are green
>think it'll go down
BEARCOPE

Dow used to follow oil pretty closely during the last weeks.
Now it's completely decoupled even from this.
The market has now decoupled from pretty much everything imaginable.

The drop after this bull trap is going to be insane. Get the fuck out while you still can.

>>18104924
Puts on REITS/VNQ is what I'm doing

>>18104913
it depends
on how much the move up over the long term, and how much they move up and down in the short term
with long periods of continuous upward motion, the 3x levvy ETFs go hard to the moon
if we crab up and down, they decay

>>18104772
I've been watching KTOS for about 2 weeks. Chose to invest elsewhere and am doing well. I think the problem with them long term is that the other big players (Lockheed, Boeing, Raytheon, etc.) also have drone capabilities that are also emerging and thriving (see Boeing creating drone submarines for example). To really go to the moon, they are going to have to come up with something wild, get a lucky contract with DoD, or be bought out?

>>18104888
>curve flattening
Look i'm happy to go recovery bull when the time comes but that curve is decidedly upward steep still. Also the volume on this index bounce is shit.

>>18104928
Russia increasing supply, take your meds.

>>18104912
companies are halting their dividends daily, no one wants to buy your bags

>>18104901
I'll cash out 30 minutes before close.

rate folio

>>18104951
that retard is a joke

>>18104927
nice pit

Things are different now economically we might be in a slight recession but the ability to produce unlimited money is never going to allow a depression ever again.
The Fed would never allow the economy to fail that's why they have been given so much power.

Will tomorrow be green bro? Asking for a friend who bought high and sold low

Just sold most of my stonks. It feels freeing to be off this fucking wild ride, now I get to sit back and egg on the eventual collapse.
BEAR PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>18104928
Market is completely hooked up to the Infinity Machine (QE). It doesn't need outside factors anymore.

>>18104934
which REITS? Don't you think regulators will provide liquidity to the mortgage holders and forbearance

>VIX below 60
it's fucking over, jerome cuck and his bulls won

This is what I lost this week. It sucks, but knowing somebody lost more than me and that I can make it back in about a week helps...

>>18104772
>>18104950
I sold my KTOS at a profit on Tuesday to buy SQQQ but I'm at a loss on my SQQQ which makes me sad

I like the stock long term though and will get in on the next crash

>US Flu Deaths in 2020 approximately 30K to date
>US COVID19 Deaths in 2020 approximately 1K to date

Can someone let me know why we're shutting down economies for something that has less of an impact on deaths than nignogs on crack?

>oil down 8 percent
>market still green

Yeah this is never going down, algo machines will be trading green as fire rains from the sky.

>>18104980
Selling my stonks tomorrow if it rises high enough. This market is making no sense and people are still freaking out over the virus, so I'm assuming monday is red and I'm buying back in.

INFINITE MONEY IS RATIONAL
Liquidity on demand preserves.
All central banks generate excess liquidity. Like a banker in Monopoly who wants the game to continue so distributes money to all players. The Game goes on. Just print a little less money than other central banks of course in a coordinated fashion via BIS so no one wins too much or loses too much and the BIS and the House wins. Permanent BULL MARKET, ARMAGEDDON IS PRICED IN.

>>18104960
only one of my companies has suspended their dividend, BA. The rest are continuing to pay and grow their dividend. stay mad.

lets get on with the bull run already.

>NoBurg-19 is a nothingburger

CHECK

>USD is no longer tied to gold/is the back bone of the world economy completely unlike in 1929 when USD was still tied to Gold and the US was no where near the economic powerhouse it is now and globalism wasn't prevalent in
every civilized country in the world

CHECK

>Doomer bears were completely wrong about Noburg-19 and gonna get liquidated soon

CHECK

>Trump going around shitty political bureaucracy by going straight to the private sector

CHECK

>Niggers getting their gibs

CHECK

>Every single thing has been priced in by the thinktank masterminds of wallstreet

CHECK

ITS OVER BOBROS

>>18105021
Denial that it is not near as bad as initial projections thought it would be.

The bull is here. Just quiet for the moment.

>>18104912
what are the red ones, do the boxes left to right mean anything?

>>18105021
because covid19 spreads like wildfire and nobody really has immunity to it yet.............

this shit is worse than 2008.

>tfw u hold $26 sqqq so long you get dividends
please no

>>18104984
>he sold the bottom

>>18104951
I think America has come to the grips that they will mimic the Italy experience. Unless its massively worse in a few weeks, nothing changed

>>18105004
((they)) are fixing the volatility too
nothing to see here, back to work wagie

>>18105021
>Nigs aren't priced in.

>>18105021
More people die in accidents everyday and I dont see anyone shutting down car production in sight.

>>18105021
Oh look. A racist who can’t statistics.

>>18105021
1. This was actually a really awful flu season and more should have been done to reduce those deaths
2. Covid goes ON TOP of the already meager resources to deal with the flu, which means hospitals will be stretched beyond capacity
3. Once hospitals are beyond capacity the death rate skyrockets because 1% die with treatment but like 10% die without treatment

>>18105044
Dubs checkd

I bought sqqq at 22 drops to 20 smg convince me to sell immediately it goes to 21 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm a retard hear me roar reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>18104821
No idea

>>18105021
Because it's about 10 times deadlier than flu so if we would let it spread like flu there would be massive amount of deaths.

>>18105054
FUCKING BULLISHHHHHHHHHH

>>18105067
>racist
>on 4chins

back to readit you go

>>18104999
Retail REITs like O mostly.
I'm just betting on the overall downturn of the economy.

>>18105043
and those dividends will all dry up, keep being a sucker and buying in

>>18105053
Why has LCI gone so silent for two months? They are intentionally letting the shorts out. Because it was the big boys that were shorting. Then an avalanche of good news?

Nintendo switch is sold.out everywhere
Nvidia geforce now sold out

Kek imgn not buyin nvda at 200

someone call the bogs

>tfw my single share in citigroup went up

Feels good being so broke you can only possibly invest for fun. Neetdom is true freedom. I'm $2 in the positive, boys. We're all gonna make it :)

>>18105054
The belief is that all those jobs will come back the second the initial outbreak is over. Though I'm pretty sure everyone has to catch it so we get herd immunity so there will be a 2nd wave of infections after lockdowns over.

what the fuck is happening to the market? Is this the famed dead cat nonce?

>>18105054
priced in

House/Pelosi will block the stimulus and it will tank everything. mass panic.

>>18105052
red are my watchlist and boxes indicate pay date. each column represents a week in the month and each row represents the month corresponding to the left

>>18104888
This is extremely bearish, thank you. Buying as much puts as possible; 200 SPY puts 4/17

>>18105078
Don't panic. Just wait till it breaks even at least, there's likely to be some random spikes in the near future.

>>18104984
>selling at the bottom
nigga what are you doing?

>>18104804
post portfolio

>>18105115
https://www.kitguru.net/channel/generaltech/matthew-wilson/geforce-now-founders-subscription-tier-sold-out-in-europe-nvidia-working-to-expand-capacity/

https://www.techradar.com/news/where-to-buy-a-nintendo-switch-when-will-stock-return

Kids and gsming hardware is in high demand


Nintendo nvda etc

>>18105126
Dead cat bounce is priced in.

>>18104979
You literally cannot out power the economy though. Until we figure out that we need a raise in productivity of labor and useful goods we are simply throwing ourselves into greater and greater credit cycles and inflation. Eventually, it will be to much for even the fed to handle.

You can't have an economy built in air.

>lost 10k today on shorts
fuck

>>18105024
Give it a day.

>>18105137
>STAGE: DENIAL

>>18105144
too big a retrace too fast

>>18104701
HAHAHAHA FUCK.

>>18105110
>he's never heard of dividend aristocrats and dividend kings

most my companies have been growing their dividends through recessions. i would laugh at you if it wasn't so sad how uninformed you are

>>18105005
>beating against HAL
Man...they went to the moon too. That aside, I think tomorrow will be red

>>18105078
They've been saying all day on CNBC that all bad news is priced in retard.
Go long or get left behind.

>>18105137
priced in

>>18105120
I know the feel

>>18105107
fuck off anti-anti-racist, this is 4channel. As long as they post anime, they're allowed here.

>>18105115
Sauce?
Maybe I should buy more Nintendies...

>>18105156
AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK!!
HOPE YOU DCA'ED DOWN YOUR SHORTS!!

>>18105054
Priced in mate

>>18105137
Pelosi being a petty treasonous bitch has been priced in for a while now

>>18105156
now it is time to double down. NOW OR EVER my lovely bear fren

>>18104710
Based

>>18105054
No, you retard. People who can't go to work can claim they're jobless but that doesn't mean they're unemployed.

Anyone buying the SAVA dip? I did.

Just threw 500€ at a 2x inverse S&P500 ETF.
Wish me luck.

Convinced we're going to have to wait until eod to see any meaningful movement.

>>18105175
Google it

Nvidia geforce now
Switch

I was trying to buy a switch here and its all sold out

>>18104701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92AuwuSmlVA

>>18104994

Cocky bull me. PIC Related its me

>>18105167
Didn't they just say yesterday was a fool's rally?

>>18105167
Which they??
Which analysts, or are you just talking about the retard "traders"?

>>18105177
>>18105137
that would be bullish dummies

>>18105137
she literally said this morning it was going to pass
AOC and others in the house are calling for in-person recorded votes so that may kick the can down the road for a few days as house members travel (airlines stonks up!) back to DC

clown world

>>18105167
explain to me as if i am a retard, what is the meaning of "priced in"?

>>18105137
The bill is not important. It's the promise the country will open up in April no matter what to save the market that is driving the stocks up. Trump saying he'll save the market makes the market go up, it's not that hard.

>>18105177
that's true

>>18104701
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18105152
ESPO is one of the few things I don't have puts on kek

WHAT WAS THAT ^
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Red Friday?

>>18105200
Parents are spending on digital entertaimment and gsming hardware for kids

>>18105156
i put in 15k short at sp500 at +5%
going to end myself if this turns out to pump 4 days in a row

>>18105059
>>18105144
Do you two honestly believe this is the bottom?
This is only the beginning. Buying in on a dead cat bounce is for suckers riding the bull hype.

The market is going to fucking nose dive once people realize COVID-19 is no fucking joke. The only reason most people don't respect it is that to prevent a public panic the severity is downplayed.

>>18105205
>he sold his UDOW at the bottom
kek
>>18105200
were you really?
why?

>>18105054
what goes up must go down

WIll it go up again when Mommy Nancy passes Corona-Chan's bill in the House tomorrow?

>Yes

>>18105229
Green friday
Green monday
only bull from here

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-spain-says-rapid-tests-sent-from-china-missing-cases-2020-3
>With more than 4,000 coronavirus-related deaths, microbiology experts in Spain say the rapid tests they purchased from China are correctly identifying people with the virus only 30 percent of the time.
broken chink test kits priced in?

>>18105120
>>18105174
Hello, Based department? Yes, they're both here.

>>18105229
Red never again. Everything is priced in, investors are no longer wanted or needed.

>>18104821
They, along with others like Postmates are delivering all the food from restaurants that have been made to close their dining spaces.

>>18105226
Yeah i think gaming everything is gonna explode
Nba players are all over streaming
Might be fastest rebound sector

>>18105214
Nothing can affect the bull market. It is now permanent and immune to any perturbations such as asteroid impact.

>>18105229
No. It's not going down without Trump.

>>18104674
Bro you can't just remove the hentai link like that

>>18105267
sounds unironically bullish for btc

>>18105249
Donate to someone down on their luck like a decent person making money now.

>>18105276
>hentai
Gross.

>>18105054
>more than the rest of history combined

>>18105122
>>18105186
>implying businesses will exist in another month

>>18105276
Check again

>>18105256
Of course, a civilization ending asteroid could be due to strike the planet in an hour and it would be priced in.

>>18105256
They should just flip coins on everyone they were going to test. Save some money for only -20% accuracy.

GREATEST STOCK MARKET RECOVERY IN US HISTORY
THANK YOU PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

>>18105242
Just exit today. Why would you hold at a loss if you don't expect any further downside at the moment? Exit today and regather for tomorrow.

>>18105190
RIP. Google ETF decay

>>18105115
I absolutely hate nvda, fuckers made me baghold for more than a year. Might as well go all in AMD.

>>18105212
>"priced in"?
Priced in implies market will not react further to the situation. It's a meme but is sometimes true. Say there is rumor of good news coming for a company, stock rises some, news comes out, stock doesn't pump and maybe sells off a bit.

>>18105249
Do not spread falsehoods

>>18105205
what is your feb/march P/L percent?

>>18105173
Someone has to start a priced in meme.

World ending picture in background with a JUST'D brendan fraser in front saying priced in.

Work with me here people.

>>18105309
Nvda still gpu king

>>18105297
#YESMYPRESIDENT

>wtf uso
How do you lose money in oil? Its fucking oil

guys, but what if trump dies on live tv?

>>18105267
This. Every experienced investor understands W's do not exist and large straight lines mean stable sustained growth with 0% risk.

LBDC, thank me later bros

What would prices out be?

>66,000 unemployed in New York

hahahahahahhahaa imagine thinking these unemployment numbers are real holy fucking shit

>tfw government are now paying my wages whilst I stay at home shitposting on /biz/

>>18105265
people arent going to be able to afford delivery food when they don't have jobs..

>>18105313
i see, this doesn't look like a "price in" to me, shit is yet to hit the fan.
i don't frequent /biz/ often, but do people here always meme each other into bad buys?

>>18104804
based and dividendpilled

>>18105332
nothing, every single factor that can be seen has been seen

Everything is priced in.

>>18105343
i think people are about a day late. tomorrow they may be screaming.

>>18105317
Uhhh we dont need to discuss that

>>18104804
dividends are priced in

>>18105300
there is no loss yet and i don't think it will go above +5% today

CAM ON YEH BULLS
DADDY NEEDS CHEAP SPY/VNQ PUTS

>>18105343
>I don't frequent /biz/ often
I can tell, that's all /biz/ is. I've only been here since early 2018 crypto crash and that's all it's been for the past two years.

I have a folder filled with delusional bullcuck screenshots. I can’t wait until the rug pull, I hope you all drink yourselves to death on the street. I tried to stay out of the tribalism but I’m sorry, you just got too cocky.

>>18105276
A FUCKING BAT!!!

>>18105289
You were looking for a Switch as a gift?!? very based!

>>18105316
my bad.

>>18105335
is that a joke?
a million in cali, 66k in New York?
shit I wish I hadn't hedged so hard, VERY bullish

>>18105335
They aren't but why does it matter, once Trump orders the opening people will go back to work even if they die. Next drop will happen only if the US doesn't open in April and then unemployment will be important,.

>>18105247
Of course they knew the pandemic is gonna happen, that's why it's priced in. The government is prepared for the worst. Only the bears are trying to create panic so that the market can crash and make a profit out of it, which is very horrible and immoral.

>>18105335
66k will be the hospitalized ppl in a few day in NYC alone.

>>18105382
based bearbro

>>18105365
we do though

>>18105341
The middle class and up can still do it for a while. There's also still a lot of people working in "essential" jobs. There's also people getting vacation pay from their jobs.

>>18105256
>Made in China
We already knew the tests were shit. The media spun this as "Trump was unprepared" but the truth is the tests were useless, thats why we had to make our own.

>>18105366
>>18105379
ok now we become good frens, what is good stocks to buy? other than the obvious ecommerce and biotech ones.

What’s some good cheap stocks that I can put $300 in and make quick money?

>Mr. Powell has a printing press and his ink is free
McCulley is one of us.

>>18105382
How long are you holding those screenshots for before deleting them?

>>18105374
>Says increasingly nervous bearbro after predicting a bloody thursday

Kek cringe and delusionalpilled

>>18105382
Sauce pls bro I’ll buy as many puts as you want

>>18105388
>The government is prepared for the worst.
mentally. we don't have the capacity yet. NYC will be ok, but failing to contain those NYC people will end up causing problems and the infections will grow faster than their projections. not that it will be reported. we're about 4 weeks out.

>>18105382
Stop posting porn you fucker

>>18105383
dude new york city is shelter-in-place, those unemployment numbers are so fudged

>>18105343
>i don't frequent /biz/ often, but do people here always meme each other into bad buys?
Yes but it's not necessarily malicious. Anon extolling the virtures of a particular position may very well believe their case and are being sincere. So don't buy anything anybody here says to without thoroughly checking to see if it's a good idea in your own assessment first.

>>18105382
Good luck holding those screenshots longer than ur bags friend, too bad ur friends on reddit wont ever see them :)

>>18105301
Yeah I know what that is. I'm betting on a short term drop

>>18105415
oh we meant next thursday, duh
cryingbobo.jpg

>>18105410
Buy a gun and kill yourself

>>18105247
This might not me the bottom but the plan is clear, back to work by Easter if that fails more down for now there is enough money to keep everyone afloat for 2 more weeks.

>>18105407
I mean, we also fucked up making our own tests, and then refused to let hospitals replace the broken part with materials they already had on hand.

>>18105423
get fucked Eshrug XD

>>18104674
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/plymouth-girl-10-diagnosed-covid-3980817
New strain of the virus. In the end, none shall be spared. Priced in anons?

>>18105382
You’re doing God’s work, anon.

>>18105415
>after predicting a bloody thursday
you got the wrong dude that wasn't me

>>18105374
I did the same. I meant, why would you risk holding it overnight if there's no indication that markets will move anywhere but up tomorrow? I'm planning on selling before eod, either banking off any panic selling like we say yesterday, or just taking what little profits were there since I also don't expect the S&P to rise above the high but still have a stop in place.

Did we hit the bottom?

Is it time to buy?

>>18105388
Nobody wants anyone to panic myself included.
COVID-19 is serious shit, the general public would panic if they knew the full story, it would cause MORE problems even unrelated to the market for everyone.

I think it is unrealistic to believe that the current state of the market is not a false promise though. People always ride hype trains of current trends even if it's unsustainable and that is how you become a big loser.

>>18105382
Uhhhh hello? Based department!

>>18105408
I'm bullish on finance and semiconductors. you're late/too early for buying right now imo. that 18k-20k dow is where i'm loading up. I also want more BBY.

>>18105446
>priced in
Do you even have to ask?

Stocks rising, market pumping, stimulus being forced down Nancy's decrepit throat, minorities being deported in record numbers, Hillary to be arrested over the weekend, globalists on the run, deepstate blown the FUCK out
We're all gonna make it

https://youtu.be/jdjzIaEDTnw

>>18105460
the chance of a life time is upon you, will you buying the dip or will you lose the dip and regret it.

>>18105382
Bullniggers finna bout to be BTFO

>>18105465
It's a flu, there's nothing more to the story than that.

>>18105446
look, as simple as that. everything is priced in at this point

>>18105455
>there's no indication that markets will move anywhere but up tomorrow?
according to?

>>18105460
Yes but the moment Trump gives up on Easter if he does, back down we go.

just watched Margin Call, and i gotta say it was a very enjoyable experience

any more films like it?

How much money has the fed injected because of the crash so far?

Post thots for more pumping

>>18104784
bogs only making one call my fren

>>18105382
Yes, give into your anger. They deserve it. You tried to be nice but no, they rubbed every little gain in your face. End them.

>>18105422
oh shit we got a genius here! Smarter than all of the bigwigs on wallstreet! Holy fuck dude I can't believe it. How many millions have you made bro?

>>18105438
If we go back by easter it will just be like we did nothing. The virus will pick back up right where it left off, all we would have done is slowed down the progress of it until then.

Italy didn't take it seriously and they are on full fucking government mandated quarantine. They are getting gov deliveries of food to their homes not allowed to leave.

>>18105495
It literally isn't, and idiots like you existing are why I don't think we've seen the true bottom

>tfw you can confidently buy the USO dip because it just said fuck it to rally and decided to go down anyway
Surely, this will pan out for me this time.

I worship squiggly line
If squiggly line wants me to suffer
It is good that I suffer

>>18105505
I've heard boiler room is really good

based Jerome just bankrolled a month vacation for the US and gave us all a once in a lifetime buying opportunity. And you faggots are crying like r*ddit.

>MUH COVID CASES
>THE CURVE IS GOING UP
>THEY ARE PUTTY PEOPLE IN FEMA CAMPS THERES NOT ENOUGH ICUS IN NEW YORK REEEEEEE
stay poor r*ddit trannies

>>18105499
it's down over fear tomorrow or neutral over a fed pump at EOD. either that or we're headed over a cliff.

>>18105506
infinite amounts of money

check out the FED balance sheet if you are ready for the truth and furthermore check out the repo injections numbers raising to high records each day

>>18105382
3D > 2D
Anime trannies and lanklets btfo lmao

>>18105489
BULLISH

>>18105474
>>18105497
Of course, of course. Please pardon my redundant question anons.

>>18105519
His insight is literally the only thing NOT priced in

>>18104701
progress is halting i repeat progress is halting sir what do we do ?

>>18105189
Nice. We go to 100

>>18105523
Yes but people will be back to work, the market has no reason to drop more because it knows Trump won't go back on this even if the US rakes in 1k deaths a day.

>>18105499
Well you see anon, I have money in shorts. By the Law of I Always Get Fucked, the market can only go up from here.

>>18105505
Watch the Enron documentary. Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room.

>>18105429
if you hold overnight you could lose 2-5% in decay fyi

>DOW SOARS ON 3M JOBLESS CLAIM, $2T STIMULUS
>only +3%

>>18104701

>>18105561
I've got 1050 shares at $4.20

I'm ready.

>>18105533
>>18105563
i don't think the big guys will let it be green 4 days in a row, so either tomorrow or tuesday.. monday is too obvious

BEARS?

WHERE ARE YOU BEARS?

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP

WE'RE HITTING RESISTANCE ON THE UPSIDE

IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE YOUR MOVE IT'S GOTTA BE NOW

>>18105578
He could also gain 5-10% in appreciation

>https://english.alarabiya.net/en/features/2020/03/25/Coronavirus-Iceland-s-mass-testing-finds-half-of-carriers-show-no-symptoms
>https://www.inkstonenews.com/health/coronavirus-least-59-cases-wuhan-china-went-unreported-study-says/article/3076887
As information because readily available as this goes on things are pointing to the majority of people showing zero or minor symptoms. Wouldn't be surprised if most have already gotten it or currently have it and don't realize it.

This will go down as the biggest nothing burger in history. It will scare a generation out of the stock market, but not for the reasons bobos are thinking.

>>18105519
smart enough to have not lost my gains over the last three weeks faggot. just watch the news. people haven't digested that CUNY dorms are now hospital overflow. stonk could go up or down, but i have strong inclinations that this spring back was too fast. I bought friday and monday sold yesterday at 3 and today at noon.

>>18105528
>>18105569
thanks for the recommendation

>>18105561
>52 week high 10.95
>we go to 100
Hmm

HYPERINFLATION LEADS TO INCREASE OF VALUE OF PRECIOUS METALS RIGHT????? IT CANNOT GO LOWER AS MORE CURRENCY IS CREATED OUT OF THIN AIR RIGHT??????????????????
THIS IS A FUNDAMENTAL MODEL THAT IS LIKE LAW OF GRAVITY??????
SO THE BEST THING TO DO RIGHT NOw is 10X LEVERAGE ON SILVER RIGHT????????
ANSWER ME OR I SHIT MY PANTS

>>18105115
nvda is sold out because of crypto mining, just wait until that bubble pops

>>18105599
CUNNY DORMS
BULLISH

>>18105589
It's another wedge down that ends up going up instead.

>>18105499
It was a hypothetical scenario. If there were no news or indication that tomorrow would likely be a down day, would you still hold and risk your initial investment?

For example, yesterday I cashed out on my bullish position at the high because of the downside possibility due to the unemployment numbers. Why take the risk?

> ~ Sir, they are passing a 2 trillion dollar stimulus.
> Price it in.
> Zen dump eet.

>bought Suncor, Aurora Cannabis stock and ITM calls for July
Feeling good about this shit.

>>18105589
No we're not. Stop your fear mongering. This "resistance" is priced in.

>>18105589
the bears are ded

>>18105505
The Big Short
Wolf Of Wall St
The Princes of The Yen

Why the fuck is oil crashing so fucking hard??? What happened ???

>>18105589
>Resistance on the upside
Doesn’t exist when you have infinite QE

>>18105589
I sold my SDOW at the top because I hit my risk tolerance (I refuse to lose more than my principle even if it means liquidating at an awkward time, and because I'm literally gambling my tuition lmao)

Still have SQQQ and SPXS though

>>18105562
well you can't run an economy blimp on fucking bodies and decreasing demand/supply.

The market will drop regardless of what we do, but the bodies will drop depending on our decisions.

>>18105622
as you see it's literally just a gamble

>>18105609
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAP SSSSSSSNIFFFFFFFFF OH GOD YES PLEASE MORE BRRFPFFFFFFFFT

>>18105624
>ACB calls

>>18105060
new york and california will mimic the italy experience. most of america is loved by God and will be just fine.

>>18105609
yes, actually. in fact buy AGQ calls once we reach the bottom

>>18105614
>>18105614
>>18105614
new

>>18105614
>>18105614

SPY's volume sure is low

>>18105609
lol

>>18105656
>not all in on dudeweed

>>18105637
No good news from G20.

>>18105637
Green new deal passed in stimulus package.

>>18105656
>people hunkering down and smoking weed all day as corona lockdown continues
This is bullish my friend.

>>18105637
Oil is still part of reality, the oil fight isn't over.

>>18105637
Oil isn't tied to this corona nothing burger. It's tied to Russia and MBS trying to out jew both each other and the US.

>>18105637
1/4 of the world population is quarantined, flights are reduced by 90% and gas usage is reduced by like 60%

gee why is oil cheap

>>18105589
After getting completely railed by fed green dildos at every other resistance point, I'm numb. For all we know, Trump might personally start wheelbarrowing gold bars into the NYSE.

>>18105622
if tomorrow there are no bad news we will be red, if there are bad news like stimulus package delayed, we will be GREEN AS FUCK

>>18105637
350 million dollars for illegal refugee assistance passed

Guys, I'm getting kinda spooked right now. Just cashed in quite a bit and I think I'm gonna hold on to that for now.

>>18105664
Yep.

>>18105606
They cure Alzheimer's, and also detect it early. Easily a 2bil stock once the 1 year open label study is finished next year.

>>18105661
Ponder the scent.

>>18105664
Almost as if nobody is really buying...

>>18105664
Ppl are just waiting for confirmation before jumping in. Don't worry.

>>18105683
It's that but keep in mind that situation was precipitated by the demand drop and following supply glut caused by corona.

>>18105382
based

>>18105328
priced in

Now all of my 401K and my IRA are all in government securities. This has got to be a bull trap. The virus is not even close to being over in the US.

>>18105678
Why the fuck is sp500 dumping and btc not doing shit? You fuckers told me to buy WRX OGN LINK ZANO BTC. NONE OF IT WORKS.

I can't even Silver jew my way out as that premium only works one way, and they bid 15% less than what's on the real market. What the fuck. I've had it with this forum. You're no frens. IM DONE

>>18105670
>>18105675
OK, but did you consider a good weed stock? This shit lost so much over the last year the crash barely even affected it. ACB is literally making so little money it recently declared it was mere months away from declaring bankruptcy. At least cronos has altria money to back it up when things go bad

>>18105691
I see.

>>18105753
I mean look at this shit

>>18105524
And it's the retards like you overreacting about natural selection. You have more of a chance dying in a car accident compared to this exaggerated virus. I bet you hoarded over 1000$ worth of toilet paper and sanitizer, faggot.

>>18105636
thanks a lot anon

hi guys, i wanna believe your are being serious in this moments, can i ask something 100% serious?
im from 3rd world, dont have much money
is it possible to have just a 1% daily profit whit this stock market?
i dont need much money, but in my part of the country we are locked at home and commerce is absolutely dead
i dont have lots of savings btw
thanks in advance

>>18105528
Boiler Room was a great movie! I was just thinking about it yesterday.

>>18105683
Surely the US is not subsidizing its never profitable shale sector with loans, until they decided to react.

>>18105697
Nothing wrong with securing your gains Anon. Just don't blow them on 3x leveraged inverse ETFs like the rest of /smg

>>18105774
Arent weed stocks a meme? Tons of regulations and taxing, they probably operate on razor thin profit margins

>>18105806
On average, no. 1% a day is 365% a year, ignoring compound interest. The Nasdaq, pre-crash, grew 120% over the last five years. You have to significantly beat the market to get 1% a day.

>>18105847
they all lose money somehow
the only people making money off of weed are the state governments

>>18105847
The bigger problem was that people over estimated demand. But yes, the regs making black market weed still your cheapest option is fucking them up, too.

how many days until bull trap activates?

>>18105620
>>18105625
>>18105629
>>18105638
>>18105639

I'M GOING BACK IN. I BOUGHT UPRO AT $26.30 LAST WEEK. BOUGHT TOO EARLY. COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN AT $18. SOLD TODAY AT $27.75.

BUT I'M GOING BACK IN NOW

NOT SQQQ

SDOW.

I'M GOING TO FIGHT THE FED

WATCH ME

$22K

WATCH ME

>>18105868
Actually, the state govs lose money on it too.

>>18105879
soon

>>18105882
let's go bobro

>>18105683
Are you sure about that Sama?

>>18105774
Yeah they overextended, but the money is going to roll in soon enough, it's only a matter of time. Aurora has tons of capital under its belt now and a great market cap compared to other weed companies. It can only go up from here, especially with corona keeping people inside, giving them more time for recreation.

>>18105902
the where does the money go...
in the US, at least, the states should only be making money from taxes on weed

>>18105959
Or it fails to significantly improve and does a reverse split on your ass

>>18105882
WITNESSED

>>18105977
I'm not expecting that, I honestly don't think there is much left to lose on Aurora at this point. They're still a big name in the cannabis market.

tell me bulls
is this priced in?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nio-stock-could-headed-0-145246021.html?.tsrc=rss

>>18106025
They literally don't even have cash reserves. Their survival relies on debt liquidity, which is a terrible place to be in during a crash. The only hope they have is that the canadian government was thinking about bailing them out to get through the crash, but that doesn't fix their overall declining sales. This is a really bad fucking investment.

>>18105390
you can be hospitalized and still employed.

>>18106040
>Chinese company
Definitely priced in.

>>18105637
You should be watching some kind of live news feed.
https://twitter.com/RANsquawk
https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk
You may have one available on your trading platform already.

How does the stimulus pack get through? First the senate, then the congress? Or is it in motion now? Because after the bailout passes everything will go down like in 2008

>>18106222
I believe both the senate and house have passed it, so now it just needs the President's signature.

>>18106222
>>18106248
House hasn't passed it yet iirc

>>18106222
bills are supposed to start at the house, but since we live in clown world:
it got passed in the senate first, pelosi and crew will pass it tomorrow, drumpf will sign off on it after rambling how much money he lost and how big beautiful the bill is and he single handedly saved america

is printing infinite money bad?

>>18106297
Only if you care about hyperinflation

>>18106313
Infinite money means we are already in hyper inflation, technically.

Remember, these percentage increases aren't normal. They are indicative of a rally during a massive bear market.

>>18105637
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-futures-mark-first-decline-in-4-sessions-2020-03-26?mod=mw_latestnews

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>>18106414
>>18106313
that is not the meaning of hyperinflation

inflationary forces have not yet shown to be all that much stronger than deflationary forces

>>18106116
hey thanks
so many damn things to keep an eye on

>>18105537
>The Fed has the Forbidden Technique left. Google it

uhhhhh
guys??

What does this mean?
Architecture?