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How do I short life?

>> No.1809624

just buy a strangle option strategy. it solves all your problems

>> No.1809645

Drugs and alcohol.

>> No.1809650

>>1809611
12g Birdshot

>> No.1809651

take out life insurance policies on other people. walmart did it, so it must be ok.

>> No.1809673

>>1809611
spend insane amounts of time on 4chan

>> No.1810027

>>1809673

>> No.1810050

>>1809624

Underrated post.

>> No.1810260

>>1809611

take out the biggest loans you possibly can as much as possible.

sell drugs and live a rockstar lifestyle

>> No.1810269

Invest in death machines. Lockheed martin. etc.

>> No.1810301

>>1809611
There are investments where you buy existing life insurance policies for a fraction of their value from people with terminal illnesses.

There's also the whole reverse mortgage thing; one way it works, is the "owner" gets a life term of residence, with monthly payments, but the investor gets the property when they die.