/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18087251
Damn, Alex Jones looks like THAT?

Buy bitcoin cash, you won’t get any of that cookie cutter, monkey shit.

>>18087251
Rate my portfolio.

How autistic is it.

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>>18087251
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

So as a reaction to the GOP senators trying to remove the UBI from the bill. Sanders is threatening to hold up the bill if the UBI isn't in the bill.

Nikkei down 3% on open

>>18087350
Kill yourself

>>18087349
Diversity is our pandemic, not our strength.

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REAL THREAD

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futures are fucked. if dubs this is the real real thread.

>>18087251
IT SICK IT PISS

>>18087349
Sell the bch and litecoin for monero and you're good

>>18088274
leave it to this retard to bump the wrong thread

fuck off fag

>>18087251
Big Lenny and his tan1010s would be sick of all the cookie-cutter shit going on in this board. Ashamed.

LENNY

>he hasn't bought back into an oversold market
enjoy waiting for the bottom you already missed

>>18088743

>>18088274
hey baggie whatever happened to your gook gf?

>>18087251
What a disgusting body

>red futures

HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEARCHADS OUR TME IS NOW

>>18088800
GH gut

what options are you goys buying at market open?

So the Dow Jones looks like it's going back to normal.

I wanted it to crash and burn. Will my dreams be fulfilled?

>>18088822
bought my SQQQ and SDOW at close. I'm ready for it.

Bros do I sell or hold

>>18088846
im glad you asked.

>>18088864
Is she white or asian?

>>18088864
how do these things even work?

>>18088864
Go long on leverage. Then short the shit out of it

>>18088870
She's a med, brunette w/ green eyes
>>18088877
You pee on them and they tell you if youre pregnant or not
>>18088886
Ill consider it

>>18087251
Now this is bloatmaxing.

>>18088846
SPY put

>>18088877
They detect the hormone hCH in urine. Women get flooded with it when pregnant or when they have a uterine tumor.

>>18088968
>Women get flooded with it when pregnant or when they have a uterine tumor.
I think having the second while hoping for the first might be the saddest thing I've ever thought possible.

>>18088912
>tfw 24 next month still single still no kids
>75k salary solid portfolio

I'm not gonna make it. congrats bro

>>18087351
he didn't buy the dip

>>18087251
Really sad to see the redditors with coombrain. At least they finally realized they're full on gay

>>18088764
Crypto is over. This is a Stonk Board now.

PLEASE SOMEONE VOTE NO I WANT FULL APOCALYPSE HAPPENING

How hard will the market crash if the bill doesn’t pass tonight and they don’t reconvene until 4/20?

>AMC effectively has disintegrated
>stock futures are only down by 0.05
This fucking fucked market.

HOLY SHIT HE VOTED NO
TRIPLE CIRCUIT BREAKERS TOMORROW

BROS HOLY SHIT
BERNIE JUST ANNOUNCED HE'S ALL IN ON SQQQ AND WILL BE VOTING NO

Robinhood isn't doing it for me on making up for the outages. How am I supposed to know what I would have bought and sold during that time. That being said theres no way im going to keep using robinhood after things calm down but I cant afford to do a lengthy transfer when things are changing so quickly.

Which service should I transfer to?

Made this in last thread and I will post it again

just would like to pop in and recommend something for new investors and traders (like myself)

At least for covid-19, look into biotech and precious metals. Also grab cheapies while there still cheap.

HE SAID NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18090024
This is for the amendment retard.

>>18088912
Keep it, congratulations.

Read the bill, they aren't even giving the money to poor people. None of these hacks will ever be elected again after all the posturing and new reporting.

schumer injected clauses that no company trump owns or has a stake in can benefit from the stimulus, hes baiting trump to veto it out of spite

>>18090021
Ameritrade. It would take you months to years to get to a point where you might find it limiting and that is if you started slinging around serious amounts of cash.

get fucked pedowood

my thotfolio

>>18090021
schwab like a boomistro

>we're almost at 21k again

yeah our "recession" is fucking over, we'll get another +10% day tomorrow, people already realized corona is a fucking nothingburger

>>18090043
Good, fuck poor people. They choose to be poor

>>18090049
>3D
cmon bruh, you know better than that

>>18090049
>non-white women
disgusting

>>18087251
Will it drop more? That's all I need to know

>>18090056
Schwab is painful to use. It does the job very well but goddamn it makes me feel like I'm playing some kind of stock simulator game made in 1991.

>>18090068
fuck off

>>18090068
what kind of question is this? Drop more? Its up bigly

>>18087251
Is that the new conan exiles texture pack?

>>18088912
Congrats

>>18090071
I love robinhood I really do, but should I forgive them for the outages? They dont seem very concerned about it

>>18090068
just kidding bro, it's dropping

>>18090049
imagine saving pictures of women who wouldn't even look at you on your computer

lets get rich, friends

>>18090123
Yea what's the point.

Just go on p0rn hub brah

>>18090117
Outages during high volume is precisely what you don't want if you are trying to do anything except long term investing.
Drop them. They may even be doing it deliberately.

DEMORATS ARE VOTING NO

>>18090123
sounds based to me

what the fuck happened here

DIDN'T PASS

IM HEARING SOME NO BROS

>>18090068
Yes.

>>18090153
>reits in this market
yikes

>>18090154
UH OHHHH WE GOT TOO COCKY COCKY BROS

>>18090147
anon, are you racist?

OOOOOOOOH SHIT
THERE ARE A TON OF NOs

Just as we suspected. They want to crash the economy with no survivors.

>>18090147
>>18090154
>>18090175
Always remember that these people are the ones you're looking to for advice. It's an amendment retards.

its not gonna pass lmao

These are amendments you absolute idiots.

>>18090123
imagine being gay

>>18090175
Dems are voting on party line against the republican amendment

>>18090160
>+216.67% in a day
aaaaa

Load Democrat FUD

Republicans didn’t pass it cause they didn’t wanna give poor people too much free bucks or what ?

>>18090185
It is all a nothingburger, you don't need stimlus to recover from that. The free market will sort everything out.

>>18090187
Good point anon.

These people are retarded

>VOTE FAILED
>VOTE FAILED
>VOTE FAILED

LINK STREAM

>>18090211
how many nays was that

>>18090216
youtube.com/watch?v=JgjFjcFSdus

>>18090216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgjFjcFSdus

>>18090147
>>18090155
>>18090154
>>18090188
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOFFFF GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>babby's first congress stream

>>18090216
https://www.senate.gov/legislative/floor_activity_pail.htm
youre not missing anything

>>18090147
To sasse amendment, not the bill

>>18090230
No such thing as off.

I hope all these idiots are just non-US citizens who don't know they are voting on amendments, not the bill itself.

>>18090136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAoCu0nn0Cg

https://www.c-span.org/video/?470652-1/senate-voting-economic-stimulus-bill&live=
Watch here if you want a running total, it's a bit behind the Fox stream. Remember that they're voting on AMENDMENTS first. These are not vote counts for the bill itself.

Tons of retards in this thread.

That has to be for the amendment, there is no way this many people can tie their names to sinking this till the 20th of next month.

Since we are all waiting, whats a good way to make money in this market? Puts on SPY? Calls on UVXY? Need some advice

>>18090256
It's basic parliamentary procedure... They should know this shit... Shameful

Mr.Sanders....Nyet.

VOTING NOW!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EueTw6utIVM

Remember; Always use a party hat. Women are devious. Even if she claims "I'm on the pill" use a party hat anyway. 18 years of pain can be avoided by just doing that little thing. Also never let her give you a party hat. It may be tampered with (little holes) all to your downfall later.

>>18090273
buy googl and fuck off for a few decades

>>18090263
Why does it sink until the 20th if it fails?

>>18090161
>>18090187
>>18090230
>>18090245

you think the bill will pass if they can't even agree on an amendment?

those involved in writing the amendment will probably not want the bill

>>18090273
SQQQ 4/17 $30c

Sell when it pumps, switch to slightly otm tqqq calls with two week expiry

>>18090263
It’s the amendment vote

>>18090302
>I never took a high school level government class.
You're a fucking idiot. Amendments fail all the time.

>>18090302
they'll vote yes, it's just political theater and the amendment is some last minute pork and pointless grandstanding per usual

DOW FUTURES ALREADY -5% OH SHIT
DOW FUTURES ALREADY -5% OH SHIT
DOW FUTURES ALREADY -5% OH SHITDOW FUTURES ALREADY -5% OH SHITDOW FUTURES ALREADY -5% OH SHIT
DOW FUTURES ALREADY -5% OH SHITDOW FUTURES ALREADY -5% OH SHIT

IS that joe rogan?

>>18090302
I'd assume it passes anyways with 4 more Dems replacing them or whatever, who wants to be responsible for not giving $1200 to people

>>18090316
Lol got me

>>18090321
>joe rogan on the senate

Didnt knew I wanted this so bad until now

>>18090316

imagine voting for the largest spending bill in the history of human politics to calm some fucking cruise boomers down
for fucks sake

Bobo....No....

>>18090296
Disregard. I misread something

>>18090304
Thank you, I was too busy getting supplies to cash in on the initial free fall. Hopefully I can still make some money.

>>18090296
Cause the 20th is when they all come back to work. At the rate the virus is spreading, well, the 20th it may be to late. Also if they don't pass it, they may as well forget about keeping there jobs come election time.

>>18090316
Wrong

hahahah none of them are social distancing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18090338
>Look all I’m saying is if the coronavirus crossed over to chimps and gave them higher intellect and superpowers we’d be so fucked
>Mr. Rogan you’re in the middle of a senate proceeding
>Jamie do a google search “monkey mutants with big brains and superpowers”

>>18090346
this entire country is run by boomers for boomers at the expense of everyone else.

greatest/silent generation pensioners got FUCKED with low interest rates from a decade of Fed pumping to inflate boomer housing and stock assets

xers/millenials/zoomers got FUCKED by inflated asset prices on housing/stock assets

Boomers have carved out this country's beating heart, eaten it, raped its corpse until it became cold, and are now chucking aside the husk carelessly as they enjoy the dwindling spoils of their generational conquest.

>>18090289
This is why I only use their other 2 holes.

futes rippin back to 0

>>18090397
YES YES YES YES

>>18090289

What if you are just a breeder who wants to spread his seed far and wide?

>>18090388
How do we destroy the boomer parasites?

>>18090312
>>18090325
>>18090313

"“Under this bill, you get $23.15 an hour based on a 40-hour workweek not to work. And if you’re trying to hire somebody in South Carolina the next four months, you got to compete with that wage,” Graham said on the floor."

If this bill goes through there is going to be complete and utter chaos.
If this bill does not go through there is going to be complete and utter chaos.

>>18090414
just go about your business as if nothing were wrong at all

OH NO NO NO BULLKEKS

>Futures go up for every aye
>Go down for every no
Oh, now this is a big kek

>>18090414
You can't at this point. This last great pump by the Fed was to make their retirement accounts solvent even if it turns the economy into a zombie for decades.
The boomer generation was about plundering the spoils of their parents to deny it their children.

>>18090429
>If this bill goes through there is going to be complete and utter chaos.
not really

>>18090397
as long as Nasdaq is red idc

>>18088864
you hit the jack pot, you get free labor for 18 years. no more paying for yardwork or menial tasks around the house

>>18090429
What does that have to do with you being a total fucking retard?

So red in the morning with GDP and jobless claims and green at close with house passing bill and Trump signing?

Amendment failed, now on to the bill?

>>18090465
And then infinite steak on monday.

>>18090465
No, the stimulus is already priced in

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18090346
we millennials can just retire now on benefits and let the zoomers deal with the debt

>>18090465
>house passing bill and Trump signing

VOTING ON THE BILL INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18090479

But wait, it's being priced in is already priced in

>>18090049

Second row first column, incredibly bad bolt ons, good "toe" though.

Top Left and middle top and two in second row are poorly shaped

Middle middle is decent, but middle right is poorly proportioned

Top middle is bending back to compensate for lake of booty quality

You should probably consider re allocating some of the thots in your thotfolio

2400 bucks incoming, oh happy day. June the virus is almost defeated even better.

>>18090465
thats my gut feeling on it

>>18090510
(you)

>>18090524
What is inflation?

>>18090524
lmao look at this retard with his normie wife hahahaha

>>18090440
Stream where

>>18090548
Google and or YouTube senate live

>>18090548
youtube

>Bullkeks: IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN

AMENDMENT FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
>NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
>NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
>NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
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NOT PASSED AGAIN LMAO
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Not passed bros, red as fuck tomorrow

Tomorrow is going to be the biggest stock market crash in US history

NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!

FINAL PASSAGE VOTE IS NOW

>>18090440
I hope someone's recording that for future generations. www

CLOWN WORLD
CLOWN WORLD
CLOWN WORLD
CLOWN WORLD

>REMINDER IF THIS DOESN'T PASS NOW THEY CANT VOTE AGAIN UNTIL APRIL 20TH


NO FUCKING BRAKES IF IT FAILS

BOBO ROLL CALL

BEARCHADS REPORT IN

IT WAS JUST AN AMENDMENT NOT THE BIG BOY BILL RELAX IDIOTS

>>18090603
>CANT VOTE AGAIN UNTIL APRIL 20TH
What??? source?

>>18090603
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

I want to have sex with Sinema.

look at all these faggot senators not keeping 6 feet apart

>>18090613
>>18090618
ignore bear shitposts

>>18090429
That doesn't add up to even close to $1200 for a month, when the hell did it change to $3700/mo for 4 months? Also
>implying anybody is going to be hired in the next 4 months anyway

>>18090608
ok

C'MON FAIL

>>18090622
She's so fucking hot.

>>18090618
>>18090613

They have to wait a specified period of time before they can vote on the same bill again after it fails.

they cant just revote and revote over and over.

>>18090603
>>18090613
>>18090618
h i t l e r ' s
b i r t h d a y

GRIZZLY GANG GRIZZLY GANG

Hangseng going red

It's gonna pass you dumbfuck bobos. Jesus christ how deluded do you have to be

Are there any publicly traded porn companies? Shouldn't they be mooning now?

>>18090665
On what product? Free porn?

>>18090654
not tonight though

i am preparing my sad bear pic...

How hard are we crashing this market tomorrow?

>>18090694
sheeeeeeeeeeitt

futures continue to tank

>>18090608

>they think Jerome won't just print more money
>they think they'll let us crashs

kek, you guys are so naive

the USA literally CANNOT fail

stimulus is already priced in dumb bobos

you're a big guy

>IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN IT'S PRICED IN

>>18090672
Eyeballs for ads?

>>18090714
Exactly, so it wont go up from it anymore
simple as

>Senate the branch before the president
>room looks like shit compared to the house chamber

why

>>18090627
It's 600 extra dollars per week of unemployment, all the senators had their own made up numbers and formulas to find X

>>18090713
Firehosing in unlimited money is how you fail.

>>18090729

You're priced in

Looks like it passed easily.

FUCK KIKES LET IT BURN BLACK THURSDAY BLACK FRIDAY BLACK MONDAY DOOM AND GLOOM, MISERY, SUFFERING, PLEASE CAN THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE WE NEED ANARCHY FUCK

>>18090708
>less than one percent drop
>tank
If I had any crab pictures I'd post one. This is crabby as fuck. Doesn't mean tomorrow won't open down 6.9% though.

IT PASSED

g-guys what if j romeo pumps it tomorrow morning

UNANIMOUS

>no senator voted in the negative
N-N-N-NO MY PUTS NO NO NO NOT MY PUTS

>>18090740
Oh, I see. Yeah I don't think they really need to add any extra money to unemployment, and WHY THE FUCK IS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PAYING UNEMPLOYMENT I DON'T SEE THAT IN THE CONSTITUTION ANYWHERE.

They need to be repealing laws, not adding new ones.

BEARKEKS BTFO

How much would the bill give people?

it's already priced in, who cares

>>18090708
Lol, oh dear newfriend....They are currently green.

SORRY ITS ALREADY PRICED IN AS OF TODAY!

BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

REMINDER THAT BEARS WERE CERTAIN THIS WOULD FAIL.

>>18090798
because the bill just passed retard THE FUCking bik pasd fmbig asd agfgd

>bought $20k of SQQQ midday today
bearbros, just be confident. we will win. hold and make bulls seethe

>ITS PRICED IN
>ITS PRICED IN
>ITS PRICED IN
>ITS PRICED IN
>ITS PRICED IN
>ITS PRICED IN
>ITS PRICED IN

MOTHERFUCKER

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>18090802
So, is Boeing getting a bailout or not?

If it passed why is the senate president still announcing votes

Ok but what does this actually mean for the market tomorrow?

im a genius

ANYWAY, YOU FAGGOTS WERE SAYING?
AS I SAID, ALREADY PRICED IN, THEY'RE TAKING!

>>18090813
Don't worry, it still has to get past Pelosi, and she's one of the loserest Democrats ever to hold office. She'll find a way to fuck it up, don't worry.

Trump did it! The stock market is saved buy now because we are now past the bottom!

>>18090788
>>18090782
>>18090758
>>18090813
schizos wtf are you talking about it failed

and walla we will never pee pee poo poo again

>>18090827
They haven't all voted. Everyone is entitled to a vote.

So it passed but futures just began trading lower.


What.

>>18090827
Holy fuck dude, because they don't vote in proper order. This gives senators a lot of freedom on when/how to vote. They're filling out everyone who didn't mark aye or nay yet.

>>18090828
Literally nothing

why are we getting red dildos

>>18090654
told you faggots

We're gonna need a bigger bailout.

>>18090840
tanking I MEANT TANKING THEY'RE TANKING I WAS RIGHT I WAS FUCKING RIGHT GOD DAMN IT I WAS RIGHT IWSD IGF IASD RIGF

>>18090827
why don't you take a civics class and find out
>>18090847
ultimate cope
>>18090840
this
>>18090828
buy the hype sell the news

>>18090824
>>18090813
>>18090798
This is the oddest looking green I've ever seen bros. Looks red to me? Even with the bill passed?

>>18090847
the amendment failed retard the bill will pass

>>18090861
priced in

>>18090828
It means Trump saved the stock market, were past the bottom now friend. Hope you bought those deals Monday cause were only going up now!

>>18090866
It's under 1 %

>>18090847
Senate bill to provide a stimulus to the american people. Right now it's 90 to 0 and there are a few people who haven't voted yet.
But it's essentially passed.

>>18090855
Priced in

NOT SO FAST BULLFAGS
FUTURES TANKING

>>18090870
IT'S ALREADY PRICED IN RETARD, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SAY THIS? IT'S PRICED IN, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY OR DO THE LITTLE MEME THAT'S BEEN DEVLOPING, THE FUCKING STIMULUS IS PRICED IN ITS PRICED IN FOR FUCKS SAKE!

>he didn't think the last two days was pricing in the stimulus
LMAO

>>18090855
Seasoned traders know that a stimulus package is actually a bearish as fuck sign. The way the stimulus package is handled also makes a big difference. If small businesses can't get access to those loans, they are fucked.

Just remember /biz/, love is more important than money. You... you do have someone who loves you, right?

>>18090813
What fucking bill passed? I just heard one FAIL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????
AM I GETTING MY NEET BUX?

>>18090861
because the market wants to go down.

YOU REALLY DIDNT THINK IT WAS PRICED IN?

>>18090870
What site is this?

>>18087251
Dj

BOBOS
DON'T GET TOO COCKY
YET

>>18090882
you were saying retard?
stop trying to go against me itt retards i told you it was priced in and look at what happened, simple as

>>18090840
Bro, anything under 2.0 is not tanking.
It's way to early to tell anything. I don't sell till late.

What should I put puts on tho?

>>18090932
OH NO BOBRO WE'RE ALREADY TOO COCKY

>>18090918
investing.com

>>18090936

>>18090897
does my dog count
actually most days he ignores me :(

>>18090960
bullish

>>18090886
kek you're going to make one of these autismos kill themselves

>>18090936
You should have bought puts on BA earlier today, holy shit is that gonna tank hard. Also the usual puts on indexes and anything still wildly overpriced. We are running out of put fodder though.

>>18090951
OH NO IT'S ABOVE -1% NOW, WE GOT TOO COCKY TOO SOON

>he thinks a hyperinflation stimulus package is bullish

kek, Dow will go down to 15k in a few days

I've got no idea what the fuck is happening, so I'm just going to have a glass of bourbon, go to sleep, and deal with this shit in the morning.

It's unironically priced in. Why are bearcucks so delusional?

>BULLS THOUGHT IT WASN'T PRICED IN

>>18090997
>>18090998
The duality of man

>>18090997
you mean bullcucks?

>>18090983
It will go up, but not as much as the price of rent. It's honestly fucking hilarious to me that niggers think this helps them.

migrate

>>18088717
>>18088717
>>18088717

>>18090855
if you throw money at the stock after it goes down, doesn't it send a signal you will throw more if it goes down again anon? literally use your head

>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>18090934
I will literally just continue buying stonks no matter what happens

>>18090160
>born with ahegao face
alright lets see some pictures of this slut acting like she's being fucked silly

>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>>18091021
uh, based department, hello?

its falling

lmao bulls really didn't think it was priced in???
first time buying stocks little man?
hahahhahaha

>>18091020
it's going to go down anon, they hype wave hit when it was announced, the vote was just the formality.

WHY ARE FUTURES FALLING AAHHHHHHHHH

Bill doesn't fix the fact that our society and economy is comatose retards. I can't believe Congress was as stupid as some people here thinking they could delay the bill to right before the jobs report as if it would matter

Well, I for one am sufficiently stimulated.
Absolute indifference on the futures and foreign markets, Dollar buying power down.
Indifference from other markets on the passage of the bill.

Fuck it. I'm having champagne

>>18091069
Because it was up 12% over the last 2 days

it still has to pass the democratic house too hahahaha jobs numbers are coming in full steam ahead

the bill WAS priced in

now all the big boys are selling the news and dumping on the retarded bull boomers

>>18091108
priced in

>>18091020
>>18090839
>>18090821
>>18090782
>>18091048
where are you bulls? come on, say something smirt. You were such smirt boys, come on. What happepned?

>>18087359
Good. My vote is for sale. Who ever gives me the most shekels gets my vote. Pelosibux include 600 on top of whatever I get from unemployment. If buyback CEOs get a parachute I want 1 too

tomorrow is going to be a bull bloodbath.

The bill still has to go to pelosi

>>18090200
Good. The Republicans hist trying to bail out wall st. The dems have bought my vote. Whoever gives me the most money gets my vote

>>18091262
So you are voting for Trump because hes the one who proposed Trump bux?

we'll see what "priced in" looks like at 10am tomorrow. Nice shitposting thought bearbrahs

>>18090206
Yes. Pelosibux are 600 on top of your unemployment check. Gop only wants to give u 1200 virginselloutbux. Also pelosi wants to pay up to 10k in college loans off. Ironically, Pelosi can just hold her position, kvetch and people like me will join her bc I want free money. Gop will say we can't just give the people money, itll be their only position. Also posi wants to add 200 to SSecurity checks. She says she's getting negative intrest rates, so we can afford it. She's right. Hopeful that it brings in a new era of free money. Trumpfags would rather break their back and call you a commie than to get free money for some reason, I haven't figured that out yet. I'm working on it.

>>18091337
that's right you'll see 3 million unemployed people in the claims report isn't priced in

>>18091386
Nothing is free.

>>18090206
Yes. Pelosibux are 600 on top of your unemployment check. Gop only wants to give u 1200 virginselloutbux. Also pelosi wants to pay up to 10k in college loans off. Ironically, Pelosi can just hold her position, kvetch and people like me will join her bc I want free money. Gop will say we can't just give the people money, itll be their only position. Also posi wants to add 200 to SSecurity checks. She says she's getting negative intrest rates, so we can afford it. She's right. Hopeful that it brings in a new era of free money. Trumpfags would rather break their back and call you a commie than to get free money for some reason, I haven't figured that out yet. I'm working on it. >>18090483
That's what I want to do. All the foreigners can learn about the American dream the hard way

>>18090153
last gasp of air before that REIT succumbs to total liquidation

>>18091449
Imagine being this much of a parasite

>>18087351
HGH Gut

>>18087251
lock in my losses or hold?

>>18092345
Sell and rebuy if they tank tomorrow. or buy options

>>18087251
that's a man

>>18091449
REEEEEEEEEE BUT WHAT ABOUT US PEOPLE WHO DIDNT USE FEDERAL FUNDING AND WENT THE FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE ROUTE OF STARTING WITH A CITY COLLEGE!!!???

CAN I AT LEAST GET $10k OF FREE MONEY TOWARDS MY FUTURE EDUCATION????

Jesus. There’s no such thing as the fiscally conservative conservatives anymore... they might even want to go along with it but just have to look like they’re putting up a fight...