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MANLETS

blood red Thursday

Discord trannies are raiding again lads watch out

>>18084808
hope you enjoyed your... what was it, 2 days??? of green, bulls?
lmfao

>>18084779
>"Are you considering waving tariffs during this"
>"We have a wall"
Your fucking mental gymnastics tho

Jesus christ trump supporters tho

First for losing a lot of money on my puts.

>>18084838
STOP FUDDING !?!?

"Country wants to get back to work, our country was built to get back to work"
HAhahahhahahahah

>OUR COUNTRY IS ONLY WORK

you got duped by the FUD to buy SQQQ/puts and S&P is back to 3000 next week.

>MFW

>tfw cash gang just watching the shitshow

BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
>BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
>BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
>BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
>BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
>BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
>BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION
>BY EASTER WE'LL HAVE A RECOMMENDATION

Also from the stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGowUgT0Fr4

>We'll have a recommendation by Easter, maybe before

COUNTRY BUILT TO GET BACK TO WORK

>>18084808
>mnuchin just coofed

>our country is not made to take off work
As in the civil war?

>>18084838
what are the odds this happens /biz/

https://twitter.com/Eater/status/1242926479228485632

ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
>ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
>ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
>ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
>ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
>ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST

I SAW MNUCHIN COOF

Whats the best alternative to atom for viewing my portfolios

>People want to get back to work
>tremendous amounts of people want to go back in this outbreak

https://mobile.twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1242941769244790785

OXY downgraded to junk bond

>>18084871
RIP REITS

>OUR COUNTRY WAS BULIT TO GET BACK TO WORK
>OUR COUNTRY WAS BULIT TO GET BACK TO WORK

>>18084872
Is that who that jew in the back is?

>>18084871
>>18084871
>>18084871
>>18084871

RIP CAKE
RIP BULLS

After rocketing up and down wildly for the last three weeks I think i'm ready to start buying the dip my heart can't take this shit anymore

dude like the market is down so just like join the revolution my man this is proof capitalism doesn't work

It's going to dump as soon as people realize Jerome's Jillions didn't cure corona.

>>18084872
that was just to distract you from his human costume slipping

>>18084859

DAY TRADE GANG, REPORT IN!

The US will overtake Italy in cases in 2 days. Other countries, as they slow the spread, will close borders to the US.

>>18084871
based and tasty

>>18084869
Flip a coin at this point.

>>18084871
Pranked

>>18084835
fuck, I better sell some of my puts so I can buy more puts

NO HUGGING AND KISSING IN THE OFFICE
EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT

i'm a SQQQ'er now, thanks bros.

Tomorrow the streets flood with red

The US is going to have millions of deaths lmao

>>18084888
Of course it was, I fucking bought it

>>18084640
Exactly. That is bad but not a Spanish flu like event.
>>18084661
They stopped the lock down and slowly reopen factories apparently.
And they were the first city that got hit, where everyone was totally unprepared and had no idea how to treat the virus at first.
The rest of China looks better.
https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/beijing-traffic
https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/shanghai-traffic
https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/changsha-traffic
>>18084678
We know that.
Im just saying the markets have now factored in the risk of a severe lock down or a few hundred thousand deaths.

It may get worse and we are back to free falling but right now the markets dropped far enough for the expected deaths and panic.

Rember to teach the young how to boog, anons.

THEY'RE COOFING

>>18084871
Good.
More companies should do this, because there's no faster way to kill businesses than to ask them pay rent when there's zero cashflow.
If renters demand companies pay them rent, there's going to be one hell of a shortage of small businesses in cities in two months.

>THE LONGER THIS GOES ON, THE LOWER THE CHANCES OF MY RE-ELECTION
You heard the boss, wagie. Back to work.

WHY THE FUCK DID GILEAD GIVE UP ORPHAN DRUG STATUS ON THE ANTIVIRAL

>>18084910
Bukki!
I don't have enough capital for day trading but I'm working my way up by intra day trading.

>>18084888
If Delta, Ford, and Boeing are any basis of comparison the stock will moon

GET BACK TO WORK WAGIE HAHAHAHA

GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE CAGE *NOW!*

you may not like it but this is what an ideal cabinet looks like

>>18084933
Italy wasn't on lockdown during the Spanish flu, no country was

>>18084911
I'm hoping for that American mad max footage on LiveLeak.

the actual president is speaking now.

>>18084851
Lol read a news article and it said millions of job losses ‘expected’ inb4 priced in

How does it make any sense to give laid off people 100% of salary?

That completely deincentivizes working.

And what about people like me who took a large paycut to keep small businesses alive? Your telling me I would make more money not working at all?

Is unemployment going to make up the difference in my salary?

If this goes through I don't even know what I am going to do...

>ckm

>>18084927
I miss tsimfuckis, I hope he's doing ok

I’m 22 and have 2k to blow on stocks. Should I buy tomorrow when the job stats come out? I want long term and short term

>>18084959
>only white people
disgusting

>>18084888
>>18084871
the collapse is starting, isn't it? RBC calling REITs on margin, bond downgrades every day, restaurants declaring a fucking rent strike?

>>18084960
Yeah, there was a war going on. So?

>>18084955
but day trading is intraday trading.............

>>18084871
I still can't get over this, they don't have the cash on hand to pay rent? Even at the most expensive locations, it's gotta be like $10k at most.

HA HA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Just California has a million unemployed!
Imagine all the states!

>>18084974
sounds like you need to buy a bullet and rent a gun

BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY FUCKS

what are some long term growth holds (20+ years)

>>18084871
The country I inhabits richest dude just announced he wount be paying rent to 200 landlords today, kek.

He also lost three kids in the Sri Lanka attacks

>>18084871
april fools

>>18084986
short term - buy SQQQ now (well at open tomorrow)

long term..give it a fews as we see more dips and buy VTSAX

>>18084998
Bullish as hell

>>18084998
>implying californians have jobs anyway

>>18084859
I'm 80% cash Start dipping back in slowly last week starting with travel-related companies.

hey, real talk: anyone low-key wish pence was president? he's like a white obama with that charisma

>>18084986
buy a rope and neck yourself faggot

>>18084986
all in call on SQQQ

>>18084965
I would be pretty content with President Pence

>>18084959
Honestly, imagine if this was our president more like President Comfytimes Warmcocoa which is his real name

>>18084952
So that's why they've been plummeting. Fucking idiots.

>>18084989
If the mortgage market begins to crater the collapse will be a trickle until its a flash
>>18084974
I'd argue that this is the "cure" that could be worse than the disease.

>>18084998
California also has a high percentage of lazy minorities

>>18084998
Buy buy buy

>>18084910
You make me jealous. I would be making a ludicrous amount of money if I could daytrade in this market instead of gambling overnight. I seriously want to beat the shit out of those who made the PDT rule to keep poorfags down.

2 days of green.. my shorts hurt. how could the government let this happen?

Well, that could have gone a lot worse in my opine :<

>>18085014
he he he he he GOTEEEM

>>18084994
Sorry. I'm an idiot. I meant buying shit, holding it for a single day, then dumping it about 24 hours or so later. Apparently that doesn't trigger the pattern day trade rules.

>>18085021
pence is a really good orator and good with charisma and charm. he is literally an A+ polished politician in the most traditional sense

>>18085021
pence is the voice of reason/mastermind behind the talking face just like bush/cheney

>>18084910
Soon
I'm so fucking close

>boomers gone
>fats gone
>fags gone
>shit tier genes gone
this virus is bullish as hell in the long-term

>>18085021
Real talk, Pence is boring.

I don't mind Trump, he's really funny, but why is Pence not President, he's so much better at speaking and just seems overall wholesome

>>18085027
He's missing something but I don't understand what.

MAN DOWN I REPEAT, MAN DOWN

>>18085057
who is that nosecel anyways

>>18085021
if he were an actual nazi then yes

>>18084998
GDP of 2.751 trillion, 6th largest economy in the world.

E X T R E M E L Y
B U L L I S H

>>18085021
You can have all my stonks if you can talk Trump into switching job titles with Mike Pence.

>>18085038
i had to live at home, get an engineering degree and work for 2 years to save up my initial stake, and did all of my research and paper trading during that time to build experience. it requires sacrifice and hard work, anon. but the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is you more or less get a money making machine, a money tree of sorts, if you git gud enough at it.

>>18085062
Because he doesn't get the fistpumps going that Trump can

>>18085042
Post death, the fool, and judgement. Love this set.

>>18085021
>>18085051
Hes a good christian too. Actually tries to live by it. Smart too. Id be happy with him but idk if he could fill the shoes after trump. Quite different personalities.

>>18085055
yeah pence is already president

>>18085068
just a 22 year old zoomer who is balding

Is Pence just better at speaking? He sounds a lot more coherent compared to Trump.

>>18085055
The real mastermind behind Trump is Kushner.

>>18084998

Priced in 3 weeks ago lol

Pence delivers such a better speech and really puts in the effort to explain gratitude to healthcare workers and addresses the nation properly. Get trump the fuck out of there. Pence might be a cunt but god damnit at least he's not completely retarded

>>18084960
>>18084933
Spanish flu is a bad model. World population was 2bn vs today's ~8bn. Naturally, population distribution grows directly with population. Moreover international travel can be completed in hours and days where it'd take weeks in 1918. Likewise postage and other vectors can transmit, and are equally mobile.

>>18085021
He's well spoken. If he spent less time stroking Trump's ego I'd love him

>>18084974
The point is to disincentive working, retard. The goal is to keep as many people home as possible, to reduce transmission. You AREN'T supposed to be working right now. The longer it takes for Americans to realize this, the longer your half-ass lockdown will need to be in effect.

>>18085075
How much of it is tech? Every fang software development engineer I know is working from home, but still working.

>>18085046
that's called round-trip. multiple days/weeks would be swing trading, longer than that is usually considered position trading.

>>18084998
Imagine NY

>>18085102
You mean 30 years ago

>>18085088
based christian in a sad materialistic world..

>>18084789
In times like these, these socialists show their true colors. Remember who these people are, they're the ones who take advantage of the situation and trying to skip rent, do NOT hesitate to report them to the police. Throw their belongings out on the street if deem necessary, because these communists belong to the streets.

>>18085038
Literally kikes to keep poorfags poor.

>>18085091
please tell me he's not actually 22

>>18085021
I'm not a burger and I wish this guy was your president. It's like watching the real president take the stage after some kind of a caricature just spazzed out on in front of the cameras.
Of course this wouldn't be nearly as fun as watching Trump and his twitter insanity.

Who here based drip feeder into investment fund or ETF

>Fund goes down
>Nooo.... But ah well buying cheapies now, more units

>Fund goes up
>Yes good news, but buying less units
>However I bought loads of units when they were cheap, and now they are worth more

If you're in it for the long term you CAN'T LOSE just make sure you de risk when you know you are close to that full encashment

>>18085103
You're a cunt mate, shut the fuck up

>>18085103
I thought Pency was a good choice for VP from the start and he's been doing a fine job.

>>18085062
Trump is a better leader of the masses.
Pence was a perfect VP pick since Pence knows how Washington DC works.

But unless you can captivate and energize the base, all the "polish" and "technical know how" doesn't mean dick if you don't energize your voters to put you into power.

>>18085106
its literally his job
i mean look at this conference, Trump just took a 30 minute massive dump, left, now Pence is here to spend the next half hour cleaning it up

>>18085087
Adjestment is one of my favorites 2, I rarely post it tho :o

>>18085099
Trump is a horrible orator. I have no idea how he got in without being able to speak coherently and clearly. He's not even speaking plainly, he rambles and goes on weird tangents and has disconnected trains of thoughts. It's dumbfounding

>>18085134
VTSAX baby

>>18085109

>>18085134
Why are you memeing the gold standard dollar average index fund investment? That is literally what anyone who isn't checking the stock market on a daily basis should do. It is the safest option out there that has the best shot at beating inflation.

Any Europoors here?

Our market closes when NYSE opens.
I don't know anything about my country's markets or companies.
So am I pretty much limited to buying ETFs and holding over night? There's no way I can get access to the American markets so I can daytrade?

Are stock markets redpilled or bluepilled? Like do markets know now that it will crash in a month or two when the lies of Trump and Pence about the danger of the spread of the virus is obvious to the impact on the economy?

>>18085111
Fair point. Thanks for clarifying so I stop fucking it up.

mommy is speaking.

>>18085109
>>18085172
that pie chart was

>>18085143
I guess that makes sense, I'm willing to bet that way more than 50%-60% of this country are borderline retarded, and that's on the left and the right. Why are so many people knuckle dragging drooling idiots anon?

>>18085179
you can buy american stocks during their opening times if your broker allows it

>>18084986
Don’t listen to the bears unless we see a 7% move down tomorrow this is literally your last chance at cheapies just after the initial reaction

>>18085003
Buy your favorite (non video game) companies even MCD is fine also PLNT is now overpriced or think about what will change the world but diversify and for maximum comf get dividends because all stocks are virtually down the same amount anyway

>>18085103
gay detected

>>18085106
That is why Pence is based. Because he works with a literal orange clown and yet supports him all the way he can which means he is doing 110% of his job description

>>18085186
Stock market, for all its painted as an indicator of optimism for the market, lags behind it. There is so much momentum behind the 10+ year bull market that investors have forgotten what it means when ALL the indicator lights are flashing red.
When the stock market breaks, the economy and everyone else will have known we were in a recession for weeks or months beforehand.

>>18085105
We also had no medical facilities, no antibiotics against infections, no knowledge of viruses, WW1 going on, no way to lock down a country without people starving, etc.

The thing I fear is that it will become a seasonal thing.

>>18084871
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

>>18085011
Tomorrow, got it, when tomorrow should I buy SQQQ
>>18085026
What does that mean? You mean buy tomorrow? Sorry I’m a complete noob

>>18084998
Only 1 million? Fucking bullish
Gonna finna moon

>it's an "everyone forgets that no one was talking about illegal immigration before Trump joined the race" episode.

Any remember when Obama was president and there were pretty much weekly ISIS attacks around the world, BLM protests burning down city blocks, Armed stand-offs/law enforcement assassinations, etc?

It was a golden age for happenings, I kinda miss it. But sociopathy aside, it was some bad times.

>>18085154
to be fair, on that note: they make a great team. they perfectly balance each other. you need someone like Trump to fuck up the establishment and deep state and MSM fuckfaces, you need the "wild card" guy with the power to cut through the bullshit political correctness we've been dealing with for so many years. you need pence to be the guy who balances that out by remaining level headed and getting shit done in a practical manner, organizing stuff, etc.

it's like the classic comic and straight man duo routine. pence is the straight man, which also makes sense because he supports electrifying the gays lmao

>>18085203
>FIRE
appropriate

>>18085194
I bet she was super cute 50 years ago.

>her name was Leah for which I am named
>name is Deborah

uh what.

>>18085216
>also PLNT is now overpriced
What
Why

stop blogging bitch

>>18085129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4KJe0B5Rc
hes a 22 year old swedish/irish amerimutt zoomer who is cursed with shit tier genes and autism

I think the stock market is going to go red lol.

>>18085227
buy SQQQ this very moment so that the order goes thru tomorrow morning. you wanted SQQQ yesterday. the argument goes that SQQQ will go up tomorrow after unemployment numbers are released

>>18085099
>He sounds a lot more coherent compared to Trump.
So does a pissed off Donald Duck, anon; it's a low bar.

>>18085255
YOU LEAVE MOMMY DOCTOR ALONE

MOMMY BRIX
SUCH A SAD STORY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What a kind and gentle woman with such a sweet voice full of warmth.

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>>18084377 #
What are you talking about?
Dwyer been saying don’t buy the dip, the fuck is he pumping?
>>18084386 #
>>18084321 #
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I BLEW ITTTT

I JUST WANTED MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE SHARES OF EXCELLENT AWESOME COMPANIES!!!

>>18084353 #
Th-thanks
Bear or bull put spreads? Credit or debit?
I’m not good with the terminology even though I’m looking investopedia right now.


>>18084355 #
What did you mean by that? You think they already found a cure?

>>18085262
Well youre wrong lmao

It seems like most bears here are happeningfags and most of the bulls are bag holders. Are there any day traders without a dog in the fight that wanna weigh in on what’s gonna happen tomorrow and Friday?
I’m watching the vix climb even with these green days but I’m not sure we’ll have another leg down. Maybe just a slow bleed

>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE

>>18085212
>you can buy american stocks during their opening times if your broker allows it
I see. Mine doesn't, it only allows buying ETPs that track American stocks. I guess I have to shop around for a different broker then.

>>18085263
priced in.

tomorrow is green and there's nothing you can do about it. bearcucks are DONE.

>>18084869
I bought in on SQQQ so it'll be green tommorow.

>>18085279

day traders will be looking at premarket and nothing else

>>18085280

>>18085230
im 30 years old and i feel like only now that im this old, that im starting to see the cyclic nature of things. there is basically always shit habbening, anon. that's the secret. the norm is habbening, it's not the exception. we've been in 47 recession in our roughly 200 years of existence in the US, think about that for a second. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recessions_in_the_United_States

>>18085280
Once I see a 50 cal mounted on top of that with a belt ready to rock, then I'll be concerned kek.

WHAT HAPPEN TO THE BOTTOM BROS? I THOUGHT I HAD TIME TO BUY IN?????!!!!!!!

>>18084977
I think he died. 12 years ago.

>>18085303
By then it is too late to be concerned. It is acceptance level.

When are the unemployment numbers released tommorow?

>>18085303
>>18085298
start sweating

>>18085280
>>18085298

God, Fauci's voice shows how fucked his soul is.

>>18085221
It will be seasonal, like the flu. It is now a reality of human existence. This particular strain will have a vaccine that is widely distributed by next year. All the current hopium "cures" so far are failing double blind tests when much of the optimism was based on very limited sampling pools.
This particular virus won't be a threat after the year. But there will always be a next one. Interconnectedness of populations make these global pandemics more possible. But they have also exposed how fragile and poorly equipped most healthcare systems of the world are. There are "extra" deaths that happen when you meet hospital capacity.

>>18085303
Or soldiers in MOPP gear manning checkpoints and enforcing curfews.

>>18085236
kek
>>18085303
>>18085298
oh no no no no no I got too cocky this time

>>18085168
Trump wouldn't have won if a better democrat ran against him. Hillary was very unlikable and Bernie only split her votes due to that fact. He's getting shit on by Biden who may as well be demented, which only further proves his popularity was fabricated as the Hillary alternative. I love watching Trump talk shit to reporters but despite all of this he STILL lost the popular vote. So many things had to go right for him to win

I just bought picked up Royal Shell stocks, how bad did I fuck up?

>>18085316
priced in goyim

>>18085290
that's debatable. see you tomorrow.

>>18085230
>those were bad times
>these are good times
Is this... did you truly mean to imply this implication?

Are people actually ready for these jobless numbers tomorrow
>Goldman: 2.2 million
>BoA: 3 million
>Morgan Stanley: 3.4 million

>>18085307
you missed the bottom but you are still within 20% of the bottom buy now before it reaches ATH again in a few days

>>18085279
Macro vs micro.
If you had a macro economic outlook of where we are, and our future, you would be bearish long term. Maybe short term you can be bullish, but the inflation is getting too high, US debt to GDP is getting ridiculous, and debt leveraging is now the norm. This is in no way healthy, whatsoever, in any economy. Fractional reserve lending is, and always has been, an inverse risk portfolio when compared to actual economies with real currency, not debt notes to the "Federal" (not actually federal) reserve.

>>18085316
Prepare your asses for 20 million unemployed!
>before the bell

>you have to go sideways before you go down
thanks Fauci

>>18085208
>Why are so many people knuckle dragging drooling idiots anon?

Modernity, being separated from the forces of nature and the lack of exposure to nature law. Self-reliance not being necessary means that critical thinking and observations of cause and effect are no longer critical to survival.

While in the past most people were not "educated" as per our standards today, they certainly were more cunning and attuned to reality.
Materialists/nihilists/spirit-lets are blind to what the Chinese called the Dao

>>18085346
shalom

>>18085322
Fauci is based
He’s just hoarse from shouting back at fatty in the war room.

>>18085333
>>18085348
None of you replied to my question.

>>18085302
Organic economies don't get business cycles. You need more insight.

>menu of drugs

>>18085275
Bear debit spreads (not too bear though). A little riskier than I like but I'm prepped to exit them early
W...what is the special feature on muscular girls :o

>>18085316
are you ready for the numbers to be released

>>18085362
Sure I did. Before the bell!

Is house passing it tomorrow or friday?

>>18085342
The market still thinks fractional reserve lending is acceptable. US is doooone long term.

bill passes tonight = big green day
bill is held up again = moderately red
It's that simple.

>>18085347
Spoken like a true retard.

colorado just got a statewide shelter in place order

>>18085362
8:30am, right before the market opens

>>18085341
>>these are good times
the worst we have going on is a coof that through media hype, international organizations, and cucking companies caused an economic crisis.

if this is the worst "crisis" that humanity faces during Trump's presidency, then it's a veritable Pax Americana. As someone who loves happenings, Trump's presidency has really created a drought of late night livestreams of protestors getting BTFO by tear gas.

>>18085408
No one follows those orders, it's more like a suggestion

>>18085082
Good on you, but the point is that this wall is artificial. I am stuck in quarantine essentially at home, why the hell shouldn't I be able to day trade? I already grew my stack from 5k in less than a month to over 8....counting current unrealized losses. If I could day trade I might actually BE above the PDT rule by now. Why should someone be barred from the opportunity crash of a life time? This has nothing to do with accruing a bankroll, it is simple gatekeeping and doesn't protect anyone as anyone of any wealth could lose it all or make good gains. I may whine and bitch about my SQQQ and shorts, but even at a major loss I still made more money this month than if I wasn't under quarantine and working considering I wouldn't get a high paying job. It is a silly regulation that is meant to keep those without financial means down to keep working because they know that if anyone could make money on the market without large principle then less people would work which would drive stock and companies down.

>>18085298
that's only an M240 idiots it's not serious until they bring out Ma Deuce

>>18085253
HOLY FUCK

>>18085426
its a gross misdemeanor for violation.

>>18085356
>nature law
natural law*

>>18085424
>if this is the worst "crisis" that humanity faces during Trump's presidency
So far it's been the only one that he hasn't himself constructed.

>>18085341
I require sauce, saucnao and google have nothing

HOLY SHIT SHARP RED

>long position you think is going to payoff in a tax advantaged account
>short same exact position in taxable account
>money is indirectly transferred to tax free account without exceeding any limits
this is one of the Jews' money alchemy tricks, don't forget it

>>18085168
it seems absurd but he is very much an idiot savant
roughly speaking he's a right brain genius and left brain retard. left brain critically contributes to speech and detail-oriented thinking. right brain is mostly broad strokes and nonverbal(!) so can only be demonstrated by decision-making, rather than words or rapid execution of microtasks.
anyone who is left brain dominated won't see this on their own because it's a foreign mode of operation to them. also, left brain deals poorly with conflict (often causing blind anger if it can't find a rationalization) which is the cause of trump derangement syndrome

>>18085445
>that he hasn't himself constructed.
cute implication, followed up by no examples or specifics

>>18085424
BLM monkeys rioting and infinitychan rejects shooting up something are two sides of the same coin. Bush is the one that dealt with significantly more shit than most presidents in the last 40 years

>>18085356
absolutely based posted .. we'd love to have you over at /lit/ if you're not already there.

where do you stand philosophically / religiously?

if digis, this wasn't even the bulltrap just the speed bump.

>>18085310
Rip

>>18085466

He was mean to reporters! He blew up some faggot nobody remembers now!

>>18085360
>Fauci is based
No shit, I wouldn't be surprised if he get suddenly epsteined tomorrow.

>>18085455
Based genius IQ poster

So what does everyone think of the Senators holding up Trump Bux? Will it impact tomrrows market?

>>18085466
I'll make it easier for you. What is a crisis that his presidency has faced that wasn't initiated by the president himself?

Reminder to New Yorkers that the JTF cant help you

Reminder that the current generation (over 80%) is unable to repay their debt lines without declaring bankruptcy even with their existing income.
The mass-unemployment is going to start a chain reaction over the next 2 months that will collapse the economy far harder than anything happening right now.

>>18085280
>>18085429

second car has a .50 mounted.

Im feeling so comfy smug bearbros for tomorrow. Ive shorted for about 100k usd right now (meme stocks).

Based threadtheme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56HSPQHSqEE

>>18085493
I'm starting to believe trump is playing the long game, he wants the cchan to explode in the fall, when he can postpone the election for a couple months. Shit is legit blackpilling, so many people will die so that an orange retard and his puppet masters can manipulate the stock with press confrences.

>how about you
>THANK YOU SO MUCH
>no you
>o-oh

>>18085347
based poster understands

>>18084828
RULE

Well in my state we have 198 cases of the virus, which will only go up, but only 5 deaths. All older people with other illnesses. So far we've been extremely lucky.

>>18085424
>coof
Dude it causes pneumonia and may permanently reduce lung capacity.

If it doesn’t get a working vaccine, and sars 1 never did, it will lower the life expectancy world wide.

There’s so damn many unknowns. I don’t know why you’d assume the best.

>>18085521
Shit, good eye

>>18085402
fed shill detected

>>18085021
Let Pence run the country and Trump blast off on Twitter. He'll keep the libshits busy enough that Pence can bring this country to a future golden age

>>18085527
He can't delay the elections. Only states can choose to. Elections even proceeded during the civil war.

>>18084884
>Pissing
>Not shitting
Get the fuck off my board pisscuck

>>18085488
Surprised he hasn’t been fired.
>epsteined
What’s the name of that doctor in China who let the world know how bad it is, then died from “virus”?

Is the idea of coronavirus becoming seasonal priced in?

>>18085614
ages ago

>>18085455
I will forever remember this. Based trick anon, thank you. Once I am wealthy enough to take advantage of it beyond the standard deductions, it will definitely save me a few shekels.

>>18085428
how good do you think their detection is? I wonder if you just started day trading if youd be caught

>SPY puts up 20%

>>18085363
Would you mind elaborating?

>>18085603
Li Wenliang

>>18085623
is cwd jumping to humans priced in?

>>18085595
Doesn't the president have a power to create a special powers bill?

>>18085154
thats not at all what happened, Trump kicked ass

The crash is about way more than just the coronavirus. BULLS are deluding themselves if they think any sort of stimulus could solve this crisis. This is an everything bubble, all assets, besides precious metals and crypto, are going to crash.

Does anyone else get a cozy feeling every day when Pence says that we'll "Heal our land"?

>>18085565
There is a political game being played because Trump decided to make the stock market his key metric for his economic performance. Despite there being very little a president can do to influence it (unlike the Fed or Congress).
He flirted with the idea of becoming a "war president" which I think was the more reliable sell because rally around the flag is real. But he's hedging his bets to try to do both and I think it will fail in both ways.
It isn't just him, Congress is doing it to a lesser extent. Infinite QE with a stimulus bill outside of temporary financial support to workers is nuts. The only metric they are all responding to is the stock market. That is insanity.

>>18084869
February's job numbers have probably already been priced in. Other than that, they're likely going to fold to the senators' demands for changing the bill simply so that it can be passed as soon as possible, maybe the day will start off red but end ever so slightly green (this is sort of a coin toss, if they don't get the green light then tomorrow's probably marginally red). I really really hope the stimulus bill gets the green light before March's unemployment figures come out and the pandemic gets worse, that way we can get all the bull trap shit out of the way and profit from a much more predictable and consistent red market from there on out.

>>18085473
>where do you stand philosophically / religiously?
That's hard to say to be honest.
I look at the various schools of mysticism throughout time and between cultures and see where they "overlap" and try to discern through their cultural representations the divine truths that they were trying to convey. That coupled with my own pursuits of spiritual attunement and observations leads me to a more "3-D" image of what all people throughout time have recognized and been pointing towards off in the hazy distance as the light of God, but have simply been articulating divine mysteries in varying ways since the picture is unclear to mortals.

How are they predicted only 2.5M layoffs when Canada alone had 1M?

>>18085565
>and sars 1 never did
that's actually the scary part considering there was significant SARS research for years but didn't amount to anything, even with knowledge of SARS-like strains in animal populations which could easily go animal-to-human again.

>>18085665
Do people really think Americans look like that?

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>>18085639
Yeah. I’m surprised we haven’t been told fauci has it and is in a secure location only to later be Wenliang’ed

>>18085663
There's something reassuring with Pence's voice, I'll say that.

>>18085629
Very good. I tried a few trades and am under watch, can't daytrade anymore. The few I did were good winners, but I would definitely be caught as they are instantly noted and recorded by the broker. Which also means since I am under watch, I got to eat any momentarily losses I have during a day rather than backing out and entering in a better position. Hence I can do nothing but enter when i think it is good and pray predictions are right since I can't maneuver myself. It is awful stress.

>>18085171
Tell me more

>>18085661
As soon as the Fed announced infinite QE everyone should have bought some gold and silver.
I don't see the worth in crypto. It has yet to be tested against a recession and so far they are just tracking the performance of the major market indices.

CHLOROQUINE DOES NOTHING
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-25/hydroxychloroquine-no-better-than-regular-covid-19-care-in-study

>>18084808
https://mobile.twitter.com/FDICgov/status/1242455082551164934
>FDIC putting out a video like this
Lol this cant possibly be a good sign. Also who is retarded enough to actually believe this?

>>18085689
they are underpredicting because the banks are fully loaded with shorts. So when the real employment numbers come out they make a lot of profit

>>18085703
same boat here

>>18085643
Even if he finds a loophole, once you get inaugurated a clock starts ticking. In January 2021 his presidency will expire, and when he's forced out of office, the speaker of the house assumes control of the white house. He would literally hand the office to Pelosi

>>18085691
>1950s idyllic middle class suburban America
You don’t really think Americans look like that today, do you?
>>18085690
Agreed. God damn it agreed.

SPY UP AFTER HOURS
FUTURES STAYING NEAR 0 CHANGE
BOBOS HAVE FORSAKEN ME

>>18085712
>The results of the study weren’t statistically significant.
wow get fucked fake news

>>18085691
>That one kid performing a Shakespearean monologue instead of saluting

>Job numbers creeping

>>18085691
Now post a class photo that's not a hundred years old.

Not long till JAPAN OPENS

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP BOOM

SUSHI YAAAAAA

>>18085691
Yes, Europeans are so racist that they picture anyone they don't like as brown skinned, and brown skinned people as goblins. Europeans literally cannot stop being racist.

>>18085712
Would have been real shocking if it did anything. A chemical that cures a virus? C'mon. That was an incredible longshot

>>18085712
No shit. There's been a widespread effort to attack companies that are working on treatments and/or vaccines by putting forth random nonsense about not needing either. This was another one of those attempts and our president took the bait. Honestly, a lot of people here should look to put money into those companies. MMM, MRNA, INO, small cap biotechs. All decent plays desu. Larger ones have less risk and and less upside, but a small one can get you 200-300% return.

>>18085715
Gay and jew pilled

at least I'm loaded up on puts too

>>18085733
probably going to crab tomorrow

>>18085733
Futures have not opened yet. They open at 8pm.

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>>18085756
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>>18085749
Considering the original study, that said it did, only had a sample size of 6, it's actually a stronger piece of evidence as to the truth.

>>18085676
>my own pursuits of spiritual attunement and observations leads me to a more "3-D" image of what all people throughout time have recognized and been pointing towards off in the hazy distance as the light of God
I think you're talking about motivation, am i right?

>>18085676
ok so you are talking "perennial philosophy" sort of stuff? how do you view God? similar to the Christian God? are you a pantheist?

>>18085764
30 years later and most of the big movers don't understand biotech. You gamble when you put anything on those companies even if they have promising research they are doing.

This is a pretty fucking good read:
https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-worst-intelligence-failure-us-history-covid-19/

>>18085733
it has literally been an hour since closing bobro.

>>18085450
That disgusting shindol gaijin

>OH NONONONONONONO

my one winning move so far this week was to bet on the crap that trump promised to bail out. I feel so dirty.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

WE'RE BACK

WE WILL NEVER EVER GO BELOW $21,000 EVER AGAIN

>>18085628
>>18085628
I use it for credit spreads. Contribute to Traditional IRA for tax free contributions (and deductions). This account does holds the hedge (long option)
and my Roth IRA, which has tax free earnings holds the premium (write). Credit spread across 2 accounts, except the direction of money takes advantage of tax two times.

Roth IRA = collect tax free premiums
Trad. IRA = contribute tax free for hedged positions

>>18085790
Or at least it would be, if it weren't out of China

Do you niggers think Boeing is going to keep going up, or should I dump my calls tomorrow?

>>18085800
>https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-worst-intelligence-failure-us-history-covid-19/
>trump's fault lol
wow how fascinating what a hot take

>>18085799
ignore biotech pre phase 2. once they show actual phase2 data you could start investing in it.

>>18085762
Well there weren't any white skinned people opening fire from their AKs in large european cities in the past 20 years.

>>18085800
Its not all his fault. There have been reports that intelligence agencies knew about this months in advance, but nobody said anything. Are they really that cucked by the president?

>>18085823
You are dirty...

>>18085455
how do you close into a tax deferred account anon?

>>18085833
>not dumping your calls today

>>18085821
Oh, no. I'm not falling for that headfake again.

>>18085833
Nothing Boeing has done or is doing makes any business sense.
That is bullish.

>>18085833

boeing has caught the eyes of the boomers, nothing will stop them now

>>18085712
1 small study of hcq alone in patients sick enough for hospitalization says nothing happened vs 1 small study plus lots of anecdotes saying hcq + zinc or hcq + az works.

>>18084808
Are we bull market now. Glad I've got these puts...

>>18084808
New from leftypoltube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omt36y0FHZE

>>18085833
Dumped mine today.

Going for sub 21k again

>>18085691
my kids kindergarten photo looks like with the exception of one black kid but im flyover country

NEW!!

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>>18085800
they no doubt absolutely did warn him well in advance you morons. what exactly could trump have done differently? he's neutered.

Honestly this shit is gonna get way worse both economically and health wise. The past 2 days are just a bull trap. The Dow will crash to 10000.

>>18085799
The entire stock market is a gamble. No matter how much work you put into it you almost have to pick and pray. We've even seen, historically, worse products win out over better ones. I'm simply saying that there's a new black plague, and it's going to need an answer.

>>18085831
Likely because, until recently, all of the cases were there. So they had time to set it up. You can't selectively believe things, you either accept it or not. Assuming it was peer reviewed, which doesn't mean much anyway, there's not much choice other than to take it at it's word. Unless you're actually knowledgeable enough to make technical criticisms, which you aren't, that's all you can do.

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>>18085691
Since modern americans are a hodgepodge of various european ethnicities from all corners of the continent instead of descending from mostly monoethnic recent immigrant communities from western europe or isolated old stock anglo settlers (like the kids in your ancient photo), the majority of them have a really derpy looking phenotype which comes from mixing all the different european subraces (alpinid, atlantid, baltid, nord, med, etc) with 1-2% nig nog slave admixture and a hint of native/mexican. So yes americans are quite grotesque to look at on average.

>>18085854
I'm out of day trades anon, otherwise I would have sold them already when they were worth $3000 this morning instead of the $1000 theyre worth now

Im working my hardest to get to 25K so I can join the big boys club but as of right now I'm about 10K short

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>>18085703
How do I take the day trading pill? My job's secure for now(?), but if we lose a bunch of customers that's not so good for us.

>>18085834
there have been clips circulating on social media for about 60 days prior. Even CDC stepped up and called it a pandemic before that lapdog at WHO did. So yes, this is on the administration.

>>18085880
He neuters himself. Look at his chain of denials all the way up until literally a week ago. Hell the week before he was calling it a hoax.

>>18085723
If I recall, some other anon is in this same boat with a shorter stack than me. Just hang in there anon, we will make it eventually. This just taught me to limit my limits and not have half my stack in something when things go awry. Even if I gain a ton if it crashes tomorrow, ain't worth the stress, better to have even total shit hedges than no hedge at all. I will be half happy just reaching 12k before bottom because that means at recovery I can day trade with the growth, completely joyous mode if I make it before full recovery. Just work hard and keep track of the trends, news, and tickers anon. We can make it.

>>18085830
Copied and pasted into documents I use for notes. Danke fren.

>>18085332
We'll see what MBS says tomorrow. Long term you done fine Anon

>>18085833
Boeing, as with everything else will go down over the next few weeks

>>18085828
show position or fuck off

>>18085849
With options, one is a cash secured put, the other is a long put. Goal is for cash secured put to expire worthless and hold premium. When it doesn't you still hold a stock you planned on purchasing anyway.

I'm not doing this strategy right now, but when markets calm down I'll go back to it

>>18085760
the samurai is brave but how can the sword defeat a silent chamber?

>>18085889
I am wise enough to understand that most health advancements out of China don't actually exist, and that they have already lied extensively about their home-grown Coronavirus. So yes, I will proceed to not accept anything out of China.

>>18085856
fren there's a boomer killing virus I wouldn't go as far as saying nothing can stop them

>>18085527
You cannot postpone or move the election. The date is literately spelled out in the constitution as to when it happens. No exceptions. None, zero. The only way to change it would be to amend the constitution itself, which would be next to impossible under ideal conditions in today's world. To do so now with all this virus shit happening would never fly.

>>18085980
>I am wise
Are you the honest man I've been looking for?

>>18085724
if there are dead homeless literally laying on the streets of large cities, do you think the general public is going to be willing to go to crowded places and stand in lines?

>>18085846
nigger all you had to do was log onto facebook, or look through some tweets. You don't need CIA to do that do you?

>>18084956
I just started investing last week; i put in $1000 and am sitting at $1300 rn. I am new to the stock market but it seems to me that growth wasn't very good today and thus tomorrow probably won't be much better, now that the economic cheer leading has pretty much run its effective course. And once things escalate with the virus i expect some decline, which could happen in the next week or two.

>>18085221
It has been forever, just without media hysteria

>>18085796
Classical Theism is the right worldview.

>>18085356
Blessed post. I've been thinking this for ages but was not able put it so simply.
I come from a small southeastern European country and I've noticed that while a lot of old folks are almost illiterate, they're much smarter and quick to grasp on notions and logic than the western elite I deal with in France (where I live) who are mostly retarded even though vert well read. Like I remember the brother of my grandmother talking about a friend of his who took his son's wife birth control pills instead of his heart medication for a month and was fine. We were drinking and talking casually and he said "I think if you believe something works it eventually works to a degree, maybe that's why people praying sometimes get better too". It was mind-blowing, a 80+ years old illiterate farmer casually grasped the placebo effect and an age old philosophical question in between two sips of hard liquor. And he's quick in almost every field, as a lawfagg I started explaining some concepts liké non bis in idem to test him and he catched the concept in mid sentence every single time.

>>18084997
shrewd business decision. they can pay but choose not to because A. millions of free advertising B. ingratiates it with its patrons C. frankly, they can afford to get away with it, any backlash by landlords will be met with better attorneys and they can weather a few locations closing, which likely wont happen anyway.

>>18085760
why did chinas markets recover so quickly

>>18087082
lying