/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for black thursday 2: blacked harder

welcome to die

>>18083067
Bros,please tell me that there will be another crash soon :(

God I fucking hate boomers

>>18083095
Tomorrow

This is now a bear thread

I can't possibly imagine tomorrow being wilder than today's hour open market.

I could have literally doubled my money if I had chosen correctly on Monday

SPY 245 is the bottom, loser shit bears

What is the point of being a bear?
If you achieve ultimate victory, the economy will be completely ruined and the money you made will be worthless. What's the point?

ass
we
can

my 50k x20 leverage short against sp500 better pays off tomorrow

>>18083131
The point is to get rich off bubbles and bloated markets/stocks retard. It's not end of the world if I make cool couple thousands.

Accumulate REFR bois

>>18083131
Ruining everything, for everyone. I want us to go back to a bartering system based on the crops we can grow and the livestock we raise.

>>18083088
bobos what do you think, do i have a chance of boosting unemployment number by 1? anyone work in an hr role?

>>18083131
That is the point you fool

>>18083131
Making money - simple as.

>>18083131
Its not money, its about sending a message.
Everything burns.

>>18083122
>I could have literally doubled my money if I had chosen correctly on Monday
With hindsight like that, just play the lottery

>>18083131

Some of us just want to watch the world burn. Some of us are doompaulers/happeningfags who have been preparing for this for a decade, and finally it came true. Some of us want a hard reset.

I know not to trust what biz says so I think tomorrow will be a crab day and friday/monday will see the real bloodshed.

Uh uh bear bro’s did we get too cocky

Honestly, How low is D&B $PLAY gonna go down? I have a put set at 14.50 and I'm already up $150 on a $145 buy. I'm so happy bear bros

>>18083109
I hope for the surge after bill passes and then crash after job data/on the monday after cases rise expobentially during weekend.

>>18083131
It's a fucking meme, of course people don't want the economy to collapse, they just want money, I'm 100% switching to being a bull when this blows over.

>>18083123
im seeing support for a 2.18 bottom fren. be wrong with some dignity.

>>18083131
There are two kinds of bears.
Shithead bears that are ports from other boards Larping as traders that really are the "HAPPENING" losers in another form.
And regular bears who realize that the market is fucked since all the fundamentals are diving. And as long they are garbage the stock market should reflect reality. We aren't bears forever just when there are obvious ponzi schemes being run in the market.

>>18083155
Your shitty weedstock is not going up, it's SNSS tier.

>>18083131
A couple of anon's profiting on the downturn doesn't change the fact that the economy is crashing.
It was inflated to artificially high levels, this is a natural correction.

GUYS I'M SCARED WTF IS GONNA HAPPEN TOMORROW

>>18083131
>markets cant crash without civilization collapsing
what is the point of being a retard?

>>18083131
It's not enough for me to make money, others have to lose it too.

>>18083131
its easy money
wait for crabbing at the bottom and load up on cheapies and ride the wave to the next bubble

>>18083067
Just woke up. What was that sell off at end of day? Looked like it was going to be a bigly green day again.

>>18083148
Better hope you have a wide enough margin

anyone try the following method?

>look up insider purchases
>check out what happens to the stock after the insider makes a purchase
>if their previous purchases were right before the stock moons
>then it is safe to follow their purchase with one of your own

?

>>18083187
what does it say?

>half the cases are in NY
Take out fags
Take out Jews
Take out bankers
I'm cutting my SQQQ losses and am full bull. No wonder we're green.

>>18083212
>What was that sell off at end of day?

>Yay stimulus package!
>lol, nah tho, we're fucked

Thursdays exist for the BBC.

BIG. BEAR. CAPITAL.

Another green day tomorrow, bears eternally btfo.

>>18083112
cool>>18083109

Finance newfag here

I have (or had) $60k in growth stock mutual funds as a safe investment. I've lost quite a bit but I'm not incredibly stressed.

But I've also invested into GE and Tesla on my own, and made some other riskier ones like SDOW and SQQQ while they were low.

How stupid am I? Stock market crashes, I lose money... Stock market rises, I also lose money, only on SDOW and SQQQ but not anywhere close as much. Again, how stupid am I?

>740 NEW CASES IN NEW JEWSEY 18 DEAD
>740 NEW CASES IN NEW JEWSEY 18 DEAD
>740 NEW CASES IN NEW JEWSEY 18 DEAD
>SITUATION "OUT OF CONTROL" PER NJ GOVERNOR.

>>18083184
And some of us want a suicide with some fireworks

SQQQ bros, we're making it.

>>18083212
Bernie Sanders

>>18083214
Unironically you'd do better just buying a fucking index fund at that point.

>>18083188
im the guy that told u to put PLAY

CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!

>>18083214
Why don't you try it and report in? XOM insiders bought some stocks at the floor.

>>18083213
it's fixed. can only drop to 0. god bless nasdaq north for enabling gambling

>>18083095
Stimulus bill will 100% get passed today. The politicians know they've done pushed it too far and the people are getting angry. Sell at opening bell tomorrow morning

>>18083131
The point is bringing exaggerated enthusiasm back to reality.

>>18083230
If everybody just stays home for 3 weeks Coronachan would be dead.

Its literally a nothingburger

>>18083234
>NASDAQ is only going down because tech sector is doing too well on its own and can't count on bailouts
WASHINGTON PLEASE HELP

this >>18083249

>>18083257
Why sell when the job report is going to crash the market with no survivors?

>>18083257
priced in

>TRUMP LIVE SOON
>TRUMP LIVE SOON

Also who the hell is that 10/10 Cutie on the right in the purple coat, I think she's in a wheelchair which makes her even hotter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6i6BDHQaaA

>>18083266
And in 4 weeks everything starts all over again...monkey minded ppl and their epic expertise.

some overall recaps and questions:

1) Unemployment numbers are coming out tomorrow. Are these unemployment numbers per state? For the whole country? Do we know when these numbers come out?

2) What's everyone eyeballing? SQQQ is the current meme, tonight would arguably be the night to buy some, if it's the case the unemployment numbers from tomorrow are large and cause sell offs

>>18083257
yes yes. sell at the opening bell.

Can someone explain what the hell a crab is?

reminder to leave $0.01 in your robinhood account so they lose money having to manage it

I’m nervous for tomorrow. Honestly I’d rather have a fuck-huge crash than some bullshit crab day

>>18083257
Or Pelosi decides to crash the market again since her electorate are eating up her rhetoric about slush funds to begin with and it's a zero risk play to damage the Trump Presidency

>>18083229
you're borderline retarded buddy

>>18083275
priced in

>>18083131
>>whats the point of believing something will happen that you don't want to happen
you wont make it

>>18083272
They forgot about them?

JEROME KEEP CRANKING

>>18083245
Don't remember that. Plenty of people put PLAY today. But regardless I hope we both make it. How low do you think its gonna go dude? I'm planning on closing this tomorrow and repurchasing another for Monday. I feel its going to get worse after the weekend.

>>18083212
22K was psychological ceiling but steady at 21.8 with no concrete positive stim bill news is too much

>>18083299
bear goes up

bull down

crab goes backwards

Anyone else coronavirus positive?

>>18083184
How was the car wash?

>>18083299
Crabs walk sideways

>>18083299
>>18083321
crab goes sideways
everyone loses

>>18083286

How many trillions is the fed going to print now?

>>18083286
she is not in a wheelchair she can move her arms

>>18083333

Checked, it was for the M6 toll, not a carwash.

Bears clinging on to the job report as their last hope. It will be delayed most likely lmaoooo

>>18083315
It's too late

>>18083257
>thinking demonrats won't cockblock the bill for literally entire year just so they can sneak in more "Drumtpmpfmy bad! He ruined economy! He doesn't want to give you money because republicans bad and don't want reproductive health for women™!" aka. fund my abortions or else bigot.

Demonrats have nothing to gain from passing the bill and everything to gain from holding it up forever, especially when unemployment numbers roll in and they can scream and yell how Drufmptmpfmpmtfty is doing a bad job and how Hillary would never let this happen.

>>18083323
fuck no (not yet at least). i haven't left my house since the 17th, but I did have to go to the vet.

>>18083292

>>18083307
What should I do

Now that I have explained why being a bear is fine I need to slap down some more memers.
>>18083290
The entire purpose of the quarantines is to slow the rate, not the total, number of infections. The healthcare system has a finite ability to deal with patient load. When they are unable to supply that there is a triage and you have borderline cases that might have been saveable that wind up being deaths anyway.
Yes, "herd immunity" is endgame, but being a novel virus and especially one that transfers so quickly, readily, and with so many asymptomatic carriers is the problem.

>>18083354
Fuck. Foiled again.

it's time to start buying googl, for yall's information

>>18083067
I looked over the catalog but the closest thread to classic economics that we have on this board is this, thus if I may pose a somewhat standard lore question:

Do rational agents even exist? If people are unequal in character and intelligence. Wont the decisions that they make be extremely divergent?

Why the fuck is a whole theory existing based on this faulty premise? The free market in its form depends on all the people who use it, and who influence it, and as it happens to be, a majority of them are nearly brain dead retarded.

They want to buy retarded things/services. And they make industry/markets follow them on their retarded whims. They create poop emoji pillows. Interior led lights for cars. IOT for silly things like juice squeezers. Endless of stupid shit like that.

So if there is no rational agent, and if the free market is not really the best at providing for the people. Does any of the classical theory even matter? What is wrong with simply fucking with the free market in a dictatorial way if you know that fucking with it will only destroy the market for adult diapers for diaper fetishists?

>>18083292
1) US Department of Labor figures, so yes, for the whole country. Tomorrow, likely early in the morning.

2) I would go for anything manufacturing-related that isn't associated with cars personally.

>>18083300
Not how it works.

>>18083323
had some fewer and was a little out of breath for a few days. hope that was it

SOUND IS ON

>>18083137
HOOOLY FUGGIN BAAAASEEEDDDD

I want to die.

>>18083374
idk i'm retarded too

>>18083398
>Does any of the classical theory even matter?
no

>>18083286
she doesnt look too well
watch her for coofs

i left my job in feb before shit hit the fan, didn't apply for unemployment insurance since i left voluntarily. if i put in a claim now, hr is even more likely to reject it when the state checks in with them now than before, right? or would they give me a pass due to corona circumstances?

Thinking of buying put on D&B. Recommendations?

>>18083361
>demonrats
>cockblock the bill

Right now it's Graham, Scott and Sasse (all Republicans) who could potentially be holding up the bill going through because they believe the expanded unemployement benefits are too generous

>>18083373
i unfortunately don't know what I'm looking at. are you telling me to buy CBOE?

>>18083321
>>18083334
>>18083342
Thanks, you lovely people.

>>18083398
its written hundereds of books about this. lurk more

>>18083424
worst they can do is say no.

>>18083266
>5-8 week recovery period

>>18083346
>she can move her arms
...Anon

>>18083208
This. I want all low IQ retards to suffer.

Give me that disable fu.

>>18083374
If you bought GE and Tesla at their lows you're going to gain money once this shit blows over, if you bought SQQQ at genuine (22-24) low then sell at 28-30 and enjoy shekels.

>>18083374
just hold and long everything till SPY 1000. Also short gold

>>18083425
I would avoid any sort of public entertainment venue stock (gyms, movie theaters, arcades, etc.) until at least a couple of weeks from now.

>>18083401
ok guy who had to ask what a crab was I will believe you over basic logic

>>18083414
so you closer-to-the-market guys who have active stuff going on dont believe these lies either? Its cool to be a dictatorial retard and fuck with the free market then?

>>18083433
I saw a chart based on the books peddled here, I did not save it, I would like to read those books that go over this.

Bro's she took off her coat, revealing YUGE milkers.

>>18083346
>these are the people that say they are bulls

>>18083437
but it only goes to hr, right? don't want my former manager notified

>>18083374
its not so bad. you kind of did an hedge. just buy index funds if you don't know enough to try to beat the market

>stimulus not passing despite being priced in
>unemployment numbers already passing estimates of 2.5 mil
>NY and NJ continue to have large cases
>hospitals at capacity
>Italy and Spain still burning
>potential NEET bucks not coming until May

Hold on Bears, we have at least one more big dump coming

>>18083398
>Do rational agents exist?

No. Or so I think. Like Hume would say we are ultimately emotive / feeling creatures. There's the illusion of rationality (like maybe the illusion of free will), but it's just that, an illusion. Now with all that said we (we being society, and we being individuals) may be predictable, assuming something like materialism is true.

i'll go fuck back off to /lit/ now

>>18083464
>>18083447
are u having a retarted?

>>18083361
>demonrats
will you please fucking kill yourself at your earliest convenience for the sake of humanity?

>>18083470
not sure
and what is worth more to you?
The risk of your manager being notified?
or the chance of getting unemployment?

>tfw not making any money because stocks spread too thin
How do you dump it all into just a few stocks without worry of losing everything.
I'm not making anything when gaining only five or ten dollars in total per company.

>>18083454
So no buying puts? Damn wanted to gamble.

>mfw i remember there are people who bought the peak of the bubble last year meaning i am not the most fucking retarded person on the face of the earth

>>18083398
The extreme endpoint of rationalism is the constant and quick satisfaction of your desires. Rationalism amounts to Epicureanism in the end. And some people fucking like IOT juice squeezers, because no one is telling them no. There’s no reason to tell them no.

The point is, the modern market is completely made up, money making money, no one saying no or that anything is impossible. Your theory is dead. Markets are an orgy of growth or decay, depending on the day you pick. The fundamentals aren’t just bad, they’re nonexistent.

S&P JUST DOWNGRADED FORD TO JUNK

>>18083478
THIS HAS BEEN PRICED IN. JUST GO FUCKING LONG ALREADY STUPID BEARKEKS

>>18083131
I'm going to buy the 50 year low with my put gains of course. Or increase my BTC position.

>>18083486
kys r*ddit

>>18083431
20000 calls on SPX through or by CBOE.

>>18083361
>demonrats
Facebook Boomer detected

>>18083486
>replying to /pol/ transplants
You will earn the shitty copy pasted reply you'll get
>>18083398
No.

>>18082972 #
Why does it happen

Bobros, why are s&p futures up? You told me my puts were going to print...

>>18083496
risk v reward.
Anytime I've dumped it all on a mooning stock, it instantly did a 180 and ate me alive.
Just be patient or by willing to lose your ass in order to make it big

>>18083496
u dont trade regular stock if u want to make quick cash, dummy
use derivatives

>>18083504
priced in

>>18083450
Yeah I somehow caught Tesla at it's low, and GE close to low. SQQQ was at 21 when I bought 100 shares. Thanks for the advice

>>18083504
So it’ll moon like delta?

someone coofed.

You guys said stream started...
Opened White House stream, nothing is going on?
What gives?

>>18083458
the wikipedia page for homo economicus is a good start with references to literature.

>>18083430
We're not funding your abortions nigger.

WTF bros, a bear just flew over my house does that mean something?

>>18083067
Cant wait to see the unemployment numbers tomorrow. Gonna be brutal.

>>18083453
>>18083476
Thanks bros

I've invested 500.00 in stonks and made about 35.00
i feel good about it bros

Ask me anything. I thought this was the bottom and put in $300k and lost almost $92k in 2 days

>>18083528
they went down retard, now paused for 25 more mins

>>18083536
Where is the stream!?!?

>>18083528
futures closed at 4:15pm, re-open at 6pm, also fuckoff tourist

>>18083480
I went through a couple of books on economics and psychology myself, like nassim taleb, and the thinking fast and thinking slow book. And in it it details exactly how flawed people are. Its quite gross really.

But those books opened me to the possibility of other lore, linked it to IQ and general other differences between people. And it made me realize eventually. If a free market indeed provides for all needs. But if the people have retarded needs, then the free market will provide retarded things.

Its resources it may turn into those retarded things fairly well, but those things could still be very degenerate and terrible. Thus the free market, devoid of morals, is also a terrible thing that must not be let free.

>>18083556
priced in.

>>18083568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6i6BDHQaaA

>>18083361
t. 60 year old boomer moron

>>18083546

The issues with the bill have nothing to do with abortions anon, I stated as much. Their issues are how much unemployment benefits will pay out. Why are you bringing up irrelevant things to the conversation?

>>18083398
if you're talking about game theoretical rational agents, then no, they absolutely do not exist
but the reason the idea is important is that there's no other way to mathematically model real life pseudo-rational behavior
remember that mathematics is a pure abstraction and doesn't actually map to reality at all--we just think of it like it does because sometimes it's helpful

>>18083540
>>18083568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6i6BDHQaaA

>>18083564
lmao larp, there is literally no way

>>18083564
how the fuck did you lose 92k if you thought it was the bottom?

>>18083580
>priced in.
Nope. When you expect the unexpected you unexpect the excpected

>>18083570
True

>the market is already going down because of Bernie being a Jew and asking for more
>tomorrow job loss report
It's going down, bull cucks are back on the menu, bear frens.

>>18083580
Lol

>>18083580
my dick is priced in

starting to feel like we missed the dip bros

>>18083531
What did he mean by this

>>18083212
the SQQQ bobo's literally willed a downturn into existence by posting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in one of the previous threads.

We are here

I know almost nothing about stocks, I'm reading through the resources in the pastebin right now.

Is $500 enough to get started with trading? I'm not interested in day trading but I'd like to try to make gains over a few months and then turn those gains into long term investments. Is robinhood a good place to start?

ITS TIME BOBOS

just read on the internet that everything is priced in, guys. the market will stay perfectly still from no on. might as well just close it down, yeah?

>>18083424
Contact them, always worth it, but I believe it might have to cost them something, it might be a no. Although, they just might be generous.

>>18083633
Time for a V-shaped recovery

>>18083628
any money is enough to start with stonks

>>18083610
The market is going down because of the job loss report dipshit. Also there are like three Republicans also threatening to hold it because they think it gives people too much money.

>>18083610
I forgot how poorly the market reacts to Bernie so him pulling this is a bearish signal

>>18083628
bro yes just throw your $500 into VTSAX or VOO and forget about it. don't come back here, this shit will eat you away

>>18083644
OH NO NO NO

When does the press conference start? 6?

>>18083286
*blushes*

>>18083644
Reminder that the only reason DOW closed positive was because of boeing, and tomorrow it'll plummet. Nasdaq closed negative

Epic newb report: I put 1k in a new robinhood account, bought a bunch of stuff, made 50 damn dollars, sold it all and wanted to buy SDOW but guess what: you can't just sell a stock and buy another one, you gotta wait till tomorrow, dumbass! And you can't put more money in your account because you can only but 1k instantly in your account and the rest takes 5 days. Based Robinhood stopping me from losing money.

>>18083562
I made almost 100$ I figure i'll come out with around 2k after all of this and then i'll be able to really start trading.

>>18083562
How does a guy get such a big juicy butt? Asking for a friend.

>>18083628
Use a non meme platform like Fidelity, TD Ameritrade IB etc

>make gains but not interested in day trading then put it in long term investments

Just buy a couple of low cost index ETF's and dollar cost average into them.

What do?

>>18083648
No one gives a shit what Rand or the other retards that Mitch cannot always control have to say. >>18083652
The socialist kike is what the market hates hearing about.

STRAP YOURSELVES IN BEARS THIS WEEK WILL BE GREEN

>>18083648
THE SPIRIT OF PAUL RYAN IS ALIVA AND WELL IN THE SENATE!!

>>18083673
genes and walking a lot

>>18083610
>because of Bernie being a Jew

What are you talking about? Bernie's threatening to do the same shit republicans are doing right now, so they don't pull that shit and they actually pass the damn bill

I hurt myself today

>>18083187
>18083187
Shareholder Information from

ProShares UltraPro UltrasShare ProShort ShortShares XXLPro ShortProUltraBoys UltraBonus QQQpro

>>18083584
Which of you keeps spamming the chat about SPY puts?

When is that retard going to speak?

>>18083680
he's not talking about rand, he's talking about lindsey graham and his friends, they've taken issue with the drafting

>>18083668
Only 4% unemployment increase from corona, when 30% unemployment is already priced in. We're going to the moon.

>>18083628
Avoid robinhood. Get Ameritrade.
If you are a casual investor the conventional wisdom is to go into index or mutual funds. They will dissipate a lot of the risk by averaging over many different firms. And they will outperform statistically any single buy ins you might try.
Any amount is enough to start trading. But make sure that if it evaporated tomorrow that you wouldn't miss it. Do not put money in there that you need in the short term.

>Money for women and minority business centers
Ah yes, because women and minorities are still too fucking stupid to care for themselves. Based democrats.

ME JUST WANT REMIND THIS DUMMY ONE LAST TIME

GET
REKT
SCRUB
ENJOY
YOU
BOTTOM
SHORT

>>18083598
sometimes on a few other boards we encounter libertarians. Who espouse all sorts of ideals. And it seemed that this rational agent theory seems to be the base of many good thoughts on the free market. And why gov is somehow the devil. And that any intervention, be it with tariffs or boost of money is pure evil.

As I read in hazlits book. But to me it seemed that there is a deeper truth. The truth that the free market is really is not that much worth in quality, since its people and its users are not that very having in quality, as people themselves.

To me it seems okay if you wish to destroy and bully some industries if they are deemed to be detrimental to wholesomeness.

>>18083705
Nothing is priced in. Chaos theory reigns supreme always

>>18083187
you get this like every other day if you hold

>>18083205
Something wonderful.

>>18083647
>>18083656
>>18083675
Thanks guys. I'll take this advice and do some research.

I wanna buy a ferrari when I retire and spend my last few years of life fucking high end escorts and smoking snoop dogg under the table.

>>18083705
Only 8% unemployment increase for corona, when 60% unemployment is already priced in. We're going to Mars.

>>18083727
no
pricing in things how people make money
it actual thing people do to vary degree sucksessz

>>18083551

>>18083716
What was the ticker in dispute

>>18083680
>rand
You dont even know what's happening right now. Why do you choose to pretend as if you aren't retarded?

Anecdotal evidence appears to suggest hcq works so I'm still thinking it's at least 50/50 that we are having the relief phase of our new bear market

Don't know how long it will last. The great depression had a big ass pump after the big ass dump, then some slow growth followed by long slow decline.

I don't think the coronavirus turns catastrophic for the rest of the country. Boomers over 65 have probably gotten the message by now that they need to isolate and we still have a couple outs for a cure.

Young people are fucking dumb. America is gonna get back to work and mostly be like my friend who is 32 and thought coronavirus was fucking nothing till she caught it and had a hard time breathing. Went to the ER, got sent home, felt better a couple days later and thinks it's no big deal.

Tons of people think just like that. The long term effects may take a decade off their lives but they don't think so and so they're happy to work right now.

Wouldn't surprise me if America is unable to enforce a real lockdown without Trump and so only seniors obey while stupid 20yos go out and boost the economy + build herd immunity at the expense of their lungs a couple decades from now

>>18083727
>nothing being priced in is actually already priced in
Jokes on you bucko

>>18083709
Yeah I just started getting nice bonuses at work for every job I complete so I've got $600 extra in the next two weeks and my normal paycheck is more than enough to get by.

WHITE HOUSE STREAM HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!

>>18083410
weebs have more ACE-2 enzymes, I'm going to spit on my screen when corona-chan finally gets you, can't wait for the videos of 320 pound weebs wearing gasmasks wildly swinging their katanas on the streets in their death throes.

>>18083398
there's a reason the business/economics split exists: economics is pure make-believe

>>18083746
Chaos theory always wins

Thank you, Vince. Lighting up for you

.....Why is the PBS stream playing music?

>>18083737
how old are you now? and what age do you want to retire?

>>18083759
GROOVY

>>18083716
Kek
It’s okay bbgrl

I know how to give you fug without shattering your brittle pelvic bones.

>>18083504
FUCK MY PUT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WORTH SOMETHING

>>18083668
I guess I read the market sentiment completely differently then. What I saw today is some positive nibbling, but holding back on the big buy in until the stimulus is actually confirmed.

People want to buy back in, but not catch a knife. If it's confirmed that these companies are getting to get shored up, and at least everybody is going to be able to pay their electric bill this month, it may be significantly *more* green on the morning after the bill is a done deal.

Been asking this on and off for a while, now: are bullfags really stupid enough to think that they can make this work for them? It's spilled over into delusion territory at this point.

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od2d3o3LFAk

>>18083675
Hello mate, any good ETF you can recommend?

AHAHAHAHAHHA WTF IS THIS

Elons ponzi gonna tag 1800

>>18083764
fuck, good thinking

>>18083780
dude shut the fuck up already

>brazillian bats now have the bat aids and are spreading it throughout south america
is this bullish?

can we get another -3000 day please?

>>18083751
me 500 SPY @ 223 kek
sold today at close

Was the stream hacked?

https://www.newyorkfed.org/newsevents/news/research/2020/20200211

hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>18083798
yes, less criminals is ofc bullsih

>>18083679
jump in front of the trolley in order to save gold and fiat

>>18083801
No
Lol

>>18083760
Citation needed
Get fukt normie go back to your own board you don’t belong on 4channeldotorg

Hiroshimoot made it for Our kind, not yours

>>18083621
Leverage. Have fun getting liquidated, lol

>>18083780
How old are you?

>>18083795
Oof
Don't worry kid, all the down side is priced in already

>>18083810
No, they just decided to put nice music

>>18083761
I expected more opposition from /biz/ but it seems that the libertarians that I usually encounter are not here lol. You guys are more clearheaded than the political forces.

>>18083768
are you the same ass hole that called me a boomer in the other thread. look at a god damn chart for boomer ages dipshit Im 49 years old.

>>18083480
No please stay, we need more people like you. Comperatively speaking you are Albert Einstein when compared to the average biz bull.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/new-york-hospitals-treating-coronavirus-patients-with-vitamin-c/amp/

>>18083816
Another bubble to pop!

I’m 22 and I have about 2k to invest. I was planning on buying tomorrow when the job stats done out but now I’m seeing I should invest tonight? What do? I want to get some long term stuff but also some short term

>>18083780
>Been asking this on and off for a while, now: are bullfags really stupid enough to think that they can make this work for them? It's spilled over into delusion territory at this point.

>>18083772
it prisoners delemea
could never trush anyone not to kill me while they inside

so would have tie you up
but no one would ever trust me not kill them D:

>>18083564
Did you close these positions? Maybe its still salvagable.

>>18083842
are you the same mufugga that called me a nigger in the other thread. look at my god damned 23andme whiteboi i'm 49% italian

>>18083621
Instead of buying a MSFT stock you buy 200 Calls for +3% tomorrow and then pray to the heavens. From +500% to -100% everything is possible.

>>18083496
there's a flu coming for you pedo weeb

>>18083848
extremely bullish signal

>>18083842
jesus chirst boomer, calm down with your worthless 401k

>>18083848
This is old news as they've been doing that in China for weeks

>>18083286
So many people molesting and coofing on the podium. How have Trump and the other staff not got it yet?

>>18083131

>What is the point of being a bear?

Because you're of the opinion that the market is inflated and lacking in value. You can make money off the panic when normies realize this. You aren't cheering the downfall, you're just anticipating the crowd.

>>18083095
absolutely not

>46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
>46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
>46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
>46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
>46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US
46 MILLION UNEMPLOYED IN US

ITS FUCKING OVER

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-bullard/bullard-46-million-workers-could-be-jobless-in-short-term-idUSN9N28J011

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>>18083856
Don't worry, lads: I'm sure tomorrow will go great for you.

>>18083858
What do I have to live for anyways?

>>18083801
low and slow

>>18083848
They also doing chicken soup and ginger ale?

>>18083880
post your account value, i'm begging lmao

>>18083798
andes orthohantavirus is much less contagious than covid-19, unlike the latter it's very very hard to get it off a person if they're not clearly symptomatic

Coofing is starting to become painful

>>18083564
wtf train wreck you buy?
you could bought literally ne thing last five days and make 10%

>74% unemployment in Kansas

holy shit

Lmao is there even less journalists then before now?

>>18083869
>bulls are relying on common household items to save them

Kek getting more desperate by the minute

>>18083842
no - chill out buddy, I don't know you. if you're 49 and just starting to think about retirement now you may possible be fucked. better throw more into VTSAX and eat some ramen for a while

>>18083866
I didnt know children had such massive tits

>>18083879
Looks like I made the right choice buying stay-at-home stocks today. Lots of people are gonna be eating processed can foods and streaming stuff for a little while.

>>18083398
idk nigger SQQQ $30c 3/27 lets go faggot

>>18083877
What happens when you find yourself in the majority?

>>18083879
>46 MILLION

Holy shit the low buys are gonna be glorious

>>18083879
plz baby kill the stock market tomorrow i cant take anymore JUSTing

>>18083879
bullish

>>18083866
>post picute of woman with abnormally size boobies
>pedo

>>18083882
GAINS
SICK
NASTY
GAINNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

why in the FUCK does vanguard not allow the buying of inverse investments?

"Beginning January 22, 2019, Vanguard clients will no longer be able to purchase leveraged or inverse mutual funds, ETFs (exchange-traded funds), or ETNs (exchange-traded notes)."

god dammit my tax-advantaged accounts are with Vanguard, now what? who should i open an account with?

>>18083628
if you trade often then you'll generally lose too much overhead on whatever you're trying to gain
really just better plopping into mutual funds or some obvious stocks/etfs and doing something else for money.

on the other hand, it's only $500 so in the bigger picture of your life, doesn't matter if you lose it in exchange for the thrill.

>>18083620
we didn't.

>>18083879
bullish

>>18083879
this type of scare tactic is used so that the fed and government can do whatever the fuck they want to keep shit propped up without backlash from the plebs. it's very predictable

the doctor looking like a total gilf today.

3 people arrived

>no Trump

Uh oh

Can someone please recommend a good and cheap ETF

>No energy to go to the toilet

>>18083949
YOU TOTALLY DID KEK

is trump waiting for futures to open?

>>18083935
s-surely this is a b-buy signal?
b-bulls?

>>18083917
its too late anon, you did not defend the rational agent. Its too late to fight now :(

>>18083879
absolutely based

What's everyone holding tonight?

President coming out within the minute

>>18083879
priced in

>>18083955
it's the scarves, they're a good look on gilfs

>trump struggling with a mcdonalds shit.

>>18083963
VOO, friend

HE'S IN

He appears.

OH NO NO NO NO

>>18083964
Just go mate, you'll feel much better,

>>18083964
kek same
me not even have energy get up and abuse painkillers and amps >_>

heve neva been this lazy befr

>>18083920

Then you're making a lot of cash. A lot of short sellers get fucked by starting too early before the normies clue in.

>>18083974
voo, vxus, gold, cash

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>>18083806
I hope you don't wake up anon, you're going ot be crushed.

>>18083850
buy a safe bet like VOO or SPY. also don't buy all at once. invest your $2k over a month or two.

So fucking glad I liquidated all my short positions today. Went all in on calls and went from being down 60% to only down 5% even with that bullshit eod dump. Couldn't sell due to day trade restrictions but two green days in a row looks very promising.

>>18083257
They'd better pass it. I want my 2400 dollars!
P.S - I'm so glad I bought CCL when I did, at this rate I'll double my investment in no time.
P.S #2 - His divvy and yield is still nice and fat. Be saved now before it's to late.

>>18083628
install robinhood, sign up for options
$500 of spy 350c jan/21 or
$500 of uso 20c jan/22
You literally can't lose

>>18083705
lmao guessing at the unemployment. California has 28% unenployment in two weeks.

>>18083954
if it is so predictable, why did you buy the top again bulltard?

>>18083933
Oh there will be plenty of gains for the both of us~

>>18083842
>AND YOU

YOURE TOO FUCKING OLD FATMAN!

>>18083673
heavy compounds and hip thrusts

>>18084092
youd be surpised what could happen if the fund gets delisted

>>18083974
28 shares of SQQQ, 1 APRN I'm still trying to exit at a profit, and 10 share gamble on ACB

>>18083974
21 shares of SQQQ, 4 shares of PLAY

PLAY was a retarded impulse decision, was expecting it to continue rising this morning. And now I'm stuck holding.

>>18083970
I'd love to see the entire press corps look at their watches, then leave. Let him walk out to an empty room.

:/