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>> No.18080941

what's going on at deutsche bank

>> No.18080945

Pricing in is already priced in

>> No.18080947

Buy VXX calls

>> No.18080952

>>18080941
Jewish tricks

>> No.18080955

>>18080945
PRICED

>> No.18080957
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bros... I want her to peg me so bad

>> No.18080960
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18080960

>my puts are dead

>> No.18080961

>Tomorrow's headline: Stock market up another 10% on better than expected unemployment report

We're going to be green into the weekend

>> No.18080965

>>18080955
nice dubs

>> No.18080966
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18080966

YOUR TIME IS UP BULLS. Dow will NEVER EVER break 22K ever again.

>> No.18080968

ive been following Royal Carribean for a few weeks, i cant believe it almost doubled in price the past 2 days. i fucking blew my chance. fuck.

>> No.18080969

>>18080941
Oy veying and kvetching the likes of which not seen in generations

>> No.18080971

Dubs decides when and how high dead cat peak is

>SPY @ 270 this Friday

>> No.18080973

KTOS anon here

I just sold all my KTOS at $13 to buy SRTY

>> No.18080976

>>18080921
Sitting on 100% cash getting FOMO. We got another dip coming or is everything priced in?

>> No.18080977

should i buy some sxps before close ? Think it goes up tomorrow ?

>> No.18080979

I want you to know I hold you all personally accountable for making me buy SQQQ
that blood is on your hands

>> No.18080980

>>18080957
why did she take the mask off as she got right next to him

>> No.18080981
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18080981

pic related is the US markets right now. the dildo signifies the economy and the shit is out of the fed's ass

>> No.18080984

>r*ddit still freaking out about the kung flu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO U CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 ITS NOT FAIR NO YOU CANT JUST BAIL OUT EVIL CORPORATIONS YOU AHVE TO PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS

>> No.18080986
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18080986

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

>> No.18080988

>>18080961
Six gorillion unemployments is basically priced in at this point
If you think it's going to dump you're anti-semitic

>> No.18080989

FUCK I just bought calls so expect 19k DOW soon

>> No.18080992

post priced in ONE more time
i fucking dare you faggots

>> No.18080995
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>> No.18080997

>>18080961
>wishful thinking based on nothing at all
this is why you arent going to make it

>> No.18081001
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>>18080941
QE has really been good to them. They might just survive afterall!

>> No.18081006

Biggest bull trap in history. Enjoy the bloodbath tomorrow.

>> No.18081012

>>18080961
I can see it
>Millions still working as unemployment only hits 70%
>S&P hits ATH in hours.

>>18080976
Your FOMO is already priced in. The market knows what you're going to do before you do it.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.18081014
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>>18080947
you know the drill

>> No.18081013

>>18080735
i highly encourage you to look up the major recessions and depressions. 'Relief' rallies can last a while and defy logic. So can major crashes. Everyone thinks they are smarter than the market and know where it will go day to day, week by week etc

Hell even Boglheads' were questioning there own sanity and the boglehead investment methodology during the 2008-2009 crisis.

https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25126

>> No.18081015

>>18080992
I dont have to because it's already priced in

>> No.18081016

>>18080992
my posting priced in is already priced in as is your daring me

>> No.18081019

>>18080992
Posting priced in is already priced in lad

>> No.18081024

can somebody please explain gush to me as if i'm a total noob retard who doesn't know shit about shit. it looks like the most obvious buy of all time.

>> No.18081023

>>18080997
OY VEY SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.18081027

>>18080984
you are why this isn't the bottom

>> No.18081029

>>18080976
there will always be bad news

>> No.18081028

>>18080989
thanks for taking one for the team anon

>> No.18081031

sell apha or buy more?

>> No.18081034
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>>18080941
If you think about it if someone profits really hard from coronavirus and if only by being bailed out "unlimited amounts" wouldn't it be an evil empire like DB? If price goes lower again I am fucking buying

>> No.18081035

>>18080989
Thank you for your service

>> No.18081036

>>18081006
Bull trap is priced in. WWIII is priced in.

>> No.18081040

>>18081006
bloodbath starts Monday

We'll move sideways for the rest of the week

>> No.18081041

SQQQ calls at the end of the day? There's no way this fucking clown market can go green tomorrow right?

>> No.18081042
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>>18080945
Corona Priced in
Unemployment Priced in
Election Priced in
10% population death Priced in

>> No.18081043

Which Elliott Wave doe the current correction belong to?

>> No.18081046

>>18081014
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.18081048
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18081048

I'm putting so hard rn bobros

>> No.18081049

Now THIS is a dead cat bounce.

>> No.18081050

>>18081042
just a little dip

>> No.18081051
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>>18081023
>seething

>> No.18081055

>>18081040
Why Monday?

>> No.18081069

>>18081041
>No fucking way it'll be green
Bullish signal

>> No.18081071

who else here bought the bottom?

>> No.18081072

>>18081041
>there's no way the clown market can do X, right?
if the clown market behaved sensibly it wouldn't be a clown market

>> No.18081073

>>18080977
i loaded up yesterday on $5k worth of sqqq and can afford to lose it all and now im holding it out of pure spite for the market. will do so until it reaches 0

>> No.18081076

>>18081069
bearish signal

>> No.18081077
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18081077

Cant people understand that the priced in meme is a huge bull cope?

>NOOOOO NOTHING WILL NEGATIVELY EFFECT MY MARKET BECAUSE LOL BRRRR SO WE V SHAPED NOW

good luck next week.

>> No.18081079
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>>18081049
AIDS TIGER LEAP!!

>> No.18081081

>>18081042
Just a 10% population death? Bullish as fuck goy we priced in a 15%er

>> No.18081084

anyne else shorting gym stocks/?

>> No.18081086
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18081086

holy shit why the fuck are republicans just lining up to fucking speak and not voting

>news comes out
>https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/handful-gop-senators-threaten-delay-senate-coronavirus-bill-over-drafting-n1168766

oh fuck
I

THINK

WE'RE

BA
A
A
c
k

>> No.18081090
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18081090

>SPY closes +5% after a +10% day

>> No.18081092

>>18081076
crabish signal

>> No.18081093

There is nothing but bad news everywhere. And not just business sector. The mortgage sector. The transportation sector. Real estate. Entertainment. Etc. Even outside corona-sama.
If the stock market has any coupling at all to the economy it should crash with everything else. But the stupid fucking Fed has basically made it so that it happens randomly instead of based on reality.

>> No.18081097

>>18081077
that picture makes me want to start smoking again

>> No.18081103

>>18081084
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY THAT SPY DOES THE FUCKING SHITCOIN BARTMAN AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18081107
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>>18081073
WE FIGHT TILL DEATH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18081115
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18081115

Is this ass priced in?

>> No.18081116
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>>18081090
>He invests in a honk market
Honk honk

>> No.18081118

>>18081027
back to r*ddit bernie can still win

>> No.18081120
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18081120

these pumps are not fake and gay, they are organic and dumb. it's over. you can't beat buy the dip frenzy.

>> No.18081122

>>18081084
No but I did spooge in my gym socks

>> No.18081125

>>18081115
is that a boy?

>> No.18081129
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18081129

Well, I took a nap as I said I would. Unfortunately I can see the nightmare continues, I am still bleeding 500 dollar and my half-of-my-value SQQQ is below 22. I need a god damned drink, for the love of all that is holy please, please ensure me the market is red enough tomorrow to recover my losses. This is such bullshit.

>> No.18081130
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18081130

what the fuck?

>> No.18081132

>>18081097
I started doing dip the past couple weeks due to this stress. Didn't want to stress the lungs.

>> No.18081131

>>18081115
Your girlfriends ass is public information and property.
So yes.

>> No.18081133

>>18081093
it's also just fucking cash on hand. people NEED somewhere to put it and this is as good a place as any.

>> No.18081142

>>18081084
Bailouts for all!

>> No.18081146

>>18081115
those feet are priced in my mouth

>> No.18081147

Where are the OOOOOOOOO posters?

>> No.18081148

>>18081055
Need a few days for the bull trap to burn out. People will spend the weekend watching the news and hearing about the shoah in Jew York. Speculators and algos start dumping Monday morning trying to cash out their gains from this week.

>> No.18081150

>>18081120
>green ID
Nice try mumu

>> No.18081151
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18081151

>Stage of grief: Bargaining

>> No.18081153
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>>18081071
hello

>> No.18081154

>>18081041
UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED PRIIIIIIIIIIIINTIIIING

>> No.18081155

SPY 350 by end of April. This will be the biggest V recovery in the history of USA. People are waking up and realizing this is the largest overreaction in history to a fucking flu. Everyone will be back to work and normal by Easter. This is a tiny blip and all yearly economic targets will be met. If you're holding puts they will go to 0.

>> No.18081157
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>>18081073
This is my fucking guy. Bless your returns child.

>> No.18081158

Anyone doing Elliott Wave counts for SPY?

>> No.18081159

>>18081115
ill price that in for you

>> No.18081164

>>18081115
nice feet

>> No.18081170

>>18081120
>VIX is up
>Stonks are up
THIS IS fake and gay

>> No.18081174
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18081174

I'm thinking we're back.

>> No.18081176
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>> No.18081178
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>>18081120
Nyow you understand

>> No.18081180
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>>18081147
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO KEKY BULLBROS

>> No.18081182

>>18081024
please

>> No.18081186

>>18081130
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18081187

>>18081158
We use to have TA Anon but he fucked off when it became all tripfags and shiposting

>> No.18081195

>>18081146
so true

>> No.18081199
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18081199

SELL YOUR STOCKS!

TOMORROW WE CRASH


-------------------------------------------------------------

Billy 'Doc' Martin-Jones
National Guard Veteran 77-79
Honorably Discharge Combat Veteran
One Shot One Kill!
Hurricane Rita Campaign Ribbon
Keep your 9mm, I want a man's round, .45
Better dead than red!
FBHO!

>> No.18081200

>>18081176
OH FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>> No.18081202

>>18080968
I feel yea man. That and MGM. I waited too long and got too greedy. I feel retarded buying in now when looking at the last week gains. But then I zoom to 3 months and I feel like this is still better time than ever to buy

>> No.18081204
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18081204

ITS ALL OGREEEE

>> No.18081205
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18081205

Your death was priced in the day you were born.

>> No.18081206

>>18081071
How do you buy stocks at next week's prices?

>> No.18081208
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18081208

I'm getting the rope ready.

>> No.18081215
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18081215

Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell

>> No.18081216

EVERY MOVE I'VE MADE FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS HAS BEEN WRONG

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.18081220

>>18081180
Welllll now I need an Asian eslut to bang through the happening.

>> No.18081229

>>18081205
:(

>> No.18081230
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>>18081174
RED CANDLES
REAL INSTITUTIONAL VOLUME
I'M GOING TO FUCKING

>> No.18081234

>>18081182
>>18081024

No, now get the fuck out

>> No.18081235

>>18081208
before you go out, how will you go all in?

>> No.18081238

>>18081200
>'e bouet ze dopp
>you have your inztrujions

>> No.18081245

STOP I JUST WANTED TO BE COCKY FOR ONCE, WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE COCKY FOR ONCE

>> No.18081247
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>>18081216
Every move I've made for the past 3 days has been right

>> No.18081258

>>18081199
9mm is cheaper so it is a superior round. It all depends on the type anyways. 9mm FMJ for all your "Greatest Game" needs

>> No.18081261

>>18081230
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.18081262

>>18081216
you and me both. counting on sqqq to surge so i can recover my losses and just breathe and watch until monday

>> No.18081263

OH NO NOT AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081264

>mfw I bought boeing
its going down by a lot

>> No.18081265

>>18081230
looks like ((they)) are fucking over the little bulls again

>> No.18081266

>>18081155
Okay but there's a minor problem with that analysis

It isn't actually true

>> No.18081269

Look at that end of the day drop wew lad

>> No.18081271

SQQQ EOD RALLY I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081273

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081280

>the big boys are now dumping everything into SQQQ for tomorrow
These fucking jews are so predictable.

>> No.18081282

>Dump brought me back above 25k
YES JUST STAY THERE FOR NOW OR I AM FUCKED

>> No.18081290

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE SHORTS FUCCCK

>> No.18081292

ooo ooo aaa aaa

>> No.18081294
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S&P is breaking down

>> No.18081297

Just picked up some SDOW.

if I coom at the thought of doom, am I a coomer or doomer?

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>>18081258

You don't know shit son, My teamleader was shooting Korean son of bitches with him 9mm as they were running down the hills. Garbage wouldn't even go through the enemy's coats!

-------------------------------------------------------------

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National Guard Veteran 77-79
Honorably Discharge Combat Veteran
One Shot One Kill!
Hurricane Rita Campaign Ribbon
Keep your 9mm, I want a man's round, .45
Better dead than red!
FBHO!

>> No.18081303

I HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT CALLS AND PUTS AND IM STILL MAKING BANK BUT I FEEL LIKE A MASSIVE RETARD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081304
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18081304

STOP PRINTING LET IT FALLLLL

>> No.18081306

Why the FUCK cant i place a trailing stop on options on robincunt

>> No.18081307

>>18081180
You can't just post the same pictures again.

>> No.18081310

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18081311
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18081311

STOPP FUUUCKKKIINNGGG SELLLIKNNGGGG WE HAVE ALREADY HIT THE BOTTOM YOU RETARDS!?!?!?

>> No.18081313

BUY THE DIP BROS WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

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>>18081230
What does that mean?

>> No.18081318

SQQQBRAHS SOUND OFF

>> No.18081321

>>18081258
>9mm FMJ
this is really suboptimal for two-legged critters

>> No.18081323

CONTINUE THE DUMP.

>> No.18081324
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18081324

what the FUCK is going on?
DIA up 4% and my puts are up?
Volume fucking SPIKING
HUGE red candle?

AAAAAAA?

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18081326

I-is this really happening? An end of day sell off? Hope? I-I am feeling it inside me, this feeling. Hope? Hope? Hope?!?!?!

>> No.18081327

>>18081182
>>18081234
KEK

>> No.18081328
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18081332

>>18081280
I literally told you guys last thread to look at SDOW volume, some fucking madlad fund manager bought 14 MILLION shares

>> No.18081335

dude fuck this

>> No.18081336

WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW $21,000 EVER AGAIN

GOLDIUM SUPPORT AT THESE LEVELS

>> No.18081337
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>> No.18081339

>almost bought into boeing at 95
>"no way this is the bottom, i'm going to wait it out"
>missed out on 60% returns
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081340
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18081340

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT A NEW BULL RUN WAS HAPPENNG

dumb et!

>> No.18081343

>>18081318
it was a long day, but by golly thats a nice finish

>> No.18081342

WE'RE ENDING IN THE RED BOYS

>> No.18081345
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18081345

>>18081130

>> No.18081346

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I PUT IN MY SQQQ ORDER AN HOUR AGO AND DIDN'T HIT CONFIRM
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.18081347
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18081347

>Investors right now

>> No.18081351

>>18081216
I feel you bro...I want to fucking die

>> No.18081355
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18081355

Got a few minutes left. Let's make this a red day, boys.

>> No.18081357

>>18081324
>>18081326
god I hope so. I want my 20k to double with an atrocious job report

>> No.18081358

JEROME PLEASE

>> No.18081362
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18081362

BRRR MACHINE IS BROKEN

ITS BEAR COUNTRY AGAIN

>> No.18081364
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TO ALL YOU BEARS WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE
FUCK YOU

>> No.18081365
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18081365

What is this pattern called?

>> No.18081367

>>18081335
Buy the dip bullbro trust me

>> No.18081368
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18081368

WE'RE CLOSING RED TODAY MUMU

OPEN THE FUCK UP

>> No.18081372
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18081372

>Bernie Sanders, 4 GOP senators threaten to hold up coronavirus stimulus bill

>> No.18081376

WTF IS THIS? I have srly bought back in at the top after weeks of waiting?

>> No.18081382

SQQQ BROS
KEEP GOING

>> No.18081383

holy shit i was shopping for SPY puts and in a fucking instant they all went up by 1000% wtf is going on everyone just bought puts end of day?

>> No.18081385

It is a bear trap. Green dildo incoming.

>> No.18081386

>>18080921
NASDAQ RED

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18081388
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18081388

>>18080989
AHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

>> No.18081389

WTF are you guys seeing that I don't? Dow is way green right now

>> No.18081391
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18081391

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SQQQ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY DEPRESSION. IT IS EVAPORATING. HARDEST HOLD OF MY YOUNG INVESTING LIFE. HAPPINESS. I FEEL IT.

>> No.18081392

>>18081318
recovering all my losses right now. i'm not sure whether to just take my money back or hold onto it. bought at $21.27

>> No.18081394

>>18081321
For a fleshbag it's all you need. Just get a heavier grain if you are concerned

>> No.18081393
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18081393

AHAHAHHAAH get fucked BULLFAGS

>> No.18081397

>>18081376
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

>> No.18081399
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18081399

Dead cat bounce is over. 15k HERE WE COME

>> No.18081401

>>18081311
STFU AND POST MORE OF HER

>> No.18081402
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>>18080980
if she takes the mask off, will he die?

>> No.18081404
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18081404

I TOLD YOU MILLENIAL IDIOTS!

-------------------------------------------------------------

Billy 'Doc' Martin-Jones
National Guard Veteran 77-79
Honorably Discharge Combat Veteran
One Shot One Kill!
Hurricane Rita Campaign Ribbon
Keep your 9mm, I want a man's round, .45
Better dead than red!
FBHO!

>> No.18081405
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18081405

IRON
HANDS

MY DUBS EARLIER SAVED US BROS

>> No.18081406

Lol I knew this would happen, the only reason I didn’t buy more outs today was that I’m already all in on puts(which I obviously had no intention of selling)

>> No.18081408
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Get rekt fucking bullniggers

>> No.18081410

>>18081402
dumb fuck bulls

>> No.18081411

>>18080988
I dont think its gonna dump but I'm anti semitic as shit. Fuck jews

>> No.18081415

>>18081391
Are you the anon who went 50% in?
Proud of you for holding

>> No.18081416

End of day downward ramp. The beariest of bear signals

>> No.18081417
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>>18081376

>> No.18081418
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18081418

The market is figuring out it's on life support.

>> No.18081419

>mfw i sold my shit like 1 min before this huge drop

>> No.18081420
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18081420

Super mega platinum ultra support at 21000!

>> No.18081421
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18081421

GET FUCKED BULLFAGS

>> No.18081422
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18081422

Thought I wouldn't see that sneaky little bull run huh.

>> No.18081425

>>18081405
witnessed

gettin' up with a smile on tomorrow my SQQQ friends

>> No.18081426

You shorted too early 4chan man

Pump it.

>> No.18081428
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18081428

JEROME

ITS NOT 4PM YET YOU GOOFBALL

>> No.18081430

sqqq moon mission tomorrow confirmed

>> No.18081431

Dead bear bounce. Still not selling.

>> No.18081432
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18081432

WTF YOU CAN'T SERIOUS. WTF WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS BS. I ALREADY SOLD MY PUTS AT A LOSS

>> No.18081433
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18081433

SIEG HEIL BOBO!

>> No.18081436

got some calls on brent, did i fuck up? wont saudis and russkies agree that its a bad time to wave dicks at each other?

>> No.18081437
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18081437

FUCKING KEK

>> No.18081438

>>18081376

Bobros.

We got him again, mission accomplished.

>> No.18081439

Accumulate REFR

>> No.18081440

>>18081415
i went 100% in at 21.27

>> No.18081442

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????

>> No.18081445

Oh the bounce! Thank God We got too cocky bearbros. The time of the BVLL is upon us

>> No.18081452

WHEN YOU TRY SO HARD
BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD

>> No.18081459

IM SORRY FOR DISTRUSTING YOU BOBO

>Buy SPXU at 28.8 and 26.7
>Think its going to close bad so I decided to sell at 26.1
>IT IMMEDIATELY SHOOTS UP TO 8.5
FUCKING BERNIE FUCK YOU OLD SOCIALIST JEW

>> No.18081461

>international crisis
>decide to play the online meme stock game
>lose $10,000 in one day
haha

>> No.18081463

ROBINHOOD FUUUUUUCK NOT AGAIN

ROBINHOOD!!!!!!!

>> No.18081464

EVERYONE GIVE SQQQ YOUR ENERGY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18081465

COOOCKY

TOO COCKY

BULLS

COKCY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18081466
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18081466

i hope you bullbros are ready for tomorrow
heheheh

>> No.18081468
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>>18081365
Descending Bartholomew

>>18081419
mfw I bought SRTY literal minutes before the plunge

>> No.18081469
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18081469

LET'S HAVE A BLACK CELEBRATION

>> No.18081470

LMAO!!!

STIMULUS FAILED

AMERICA IS GOING TO COLLAPSE FROM A FUCKING COLD

>> No.18081472
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18081472

PUMP IT

>> No.18081473
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18081473

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLKEKS

>> No.18081476
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18081476

You promised me a Depression, you faggots!

>> No.18081478
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18081478

Lol can't log into merrilledge.

Aint that a bitch

>> No.18081477

Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented
>Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented

Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented
>Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented

>> No.18081479

BEARS HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itxCsV3ORw

>> No.18081482
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18081482

COME ON BOBROS LETS DO THIS 3 MINUTES. LETS CLOSE RED

>> No.18081486

>>18081464
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081487

ACTIVATE IT

>> No.18081488

Lets see this last minute move.

>> No.18081491
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081494
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18081494

STOP FUCKING PUMPING JERMOEEEE, WERE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE

>> No.18081493
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>> No.18081495

hello there fellow homies.
Are we still in the fake recovery?

>> No.18081496

Sanders threatened to block the bill.
This is why the selloff is happening.

>> No.18081497

NOOOOOO COWS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!
AAAAAA!

>> No.18081499

>>18081463
>still using robinhood

>> No.18081500
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18081500

It's time, Jerome. Turn the printers off.

>> No.18081501

Boeing is literally all of the Dow's gains.
17 billion dollars for this

>> No.18081504

AAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW $21,300 EVER AGAIN

>> No.18081505
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>>18081347
I'm pretty much just holding and buying dips now.

>> No.18081506

>>18081477
thank god

>> No.18081508

>>18081472
With SQQQ, you can go anywhere you want.

>> No.18081509

>>18081478
>using anything but TD for serious shit and RH for spare change

kek

>> No.18081510

>>18081405
>mfw bought the dip
Nailed it!

>> No.18081512
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18081512

P L O N J

>> No.18081513

There is infinite QE, this market cannot, WILL NOT, fail. Jack Bogle, Warren Buffett, Buy and Hold, Vanguard, the investors that only ever buy, dollar cost average, and never cut their losses (because they recognize there is no loss until you sell the position) will triumph! God bless America. If you're shorting right now AT ALL you should be declared an enemy combatant and Delta Force should be deployed against you.

>> No.18081516
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18081516

I predicted SQQQ would pump in the last few minutes, fuck you fags i was right

>> No.18081517

ah yes the old ltrick: first liquidate the bulls,then the bears,then the bulls again

>> No.18081519

>>18080989
Thanks, but in the future don't buy calls after a 15% bull trap during a bear market, for your own sake.

>> No.18081520

HOLY FUCK BROS A COCKY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.18081521

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOO MOOO

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18081522
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>>18081464
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081523

based bernie

I am ONCE AGAIN asking you to get fucked, bulls

>> No.18081526
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18081526

Are you okay, bullbros? Are you ready for tomorrow? I promise I'll spend your money wisely.

>> No.18081524
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18081524

Yes, Lord Bog.
He bought.

>> No.18081527

NOOOO NOT MY STOCKERINOS!!!

>> No.18081530
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18081530

It seems the time for buying puts is over

>> No.18081531
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18081531

AAHAHHA waiting was worth it how does it feel bullfags

>> No.18081534

>>18081436
Both of them have an interest in strangling American shale companies. Who knows how much they're willing to suffer for it tho.

>> No.18081536

SQQQ bros
I hope you held
I HOPE YOU HELD
STEAK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>> No.18081537

DUMPING STILL DUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18081538
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>>18081415
I am. I actually cried earlier and shut off my tv and napped, but I held fuck yea. Tomorrow will crash for sure now, this screams 0 confidence.

>> No.18081541

>>18081496
if schumer green lights and sanders still blocks then he'll seriously get a visit from clinton

>> No.18081546
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18081546

CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.18081547

stay above 21k???

>> No.18081549
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18081549

DOOMP EET

>> No.18081550
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18081550

The bulls are in the trap?
DUMP EET

>> No.18081552

WE'RE CLOSING UP BABYYYYYY

BULLCHADS WON

SAY IT WITH ME

BULLCHADS FUCKING WON

>> No.18081554

hold onto SQQQ or sell at the last minute?

>> No.18081555

THE COCKY

THE COCKY IT"S IN MY EYESSSS

MY EYEEEESSSSS

>> No.18081556
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18081556

MY GAAAAINNSSS AAAAAAAARGGHH
It all comes down to nothing!

>> No.18081557
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18081557

Eggzacute

>> No.18081559

I BOUGHT SPY 200P 4/17 AM I SAFE???

>> No.18081563

>>18081392
same

>> No.18081564

>bernie ruins everyone
BAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

>> No.18081568
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18081568

>Wanted to buy some turbo derivatives shorting this shit because I thought it would drop over night
>It starts dropping now
Oh well. Next time.

>> No.18081569

wtf bullCHADS you told me there would be a rush

>> No.18081572

>>18081513
Good, fuck the US and fuck you nigger

>> No.18081575

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18081579

>>18081554
HOLD ON

>> No.18081581

is SDOW going to moon tomorrow????????

>> No.18081582

>>18081001
I JUST FUCKING SOLD MY PUTS FOR DB BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T DOING WELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081584
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18081584

Retards are still convinced the feds free money means anything to markets, but it's just sitting on banks balance sheets while corps go bankrupt?

>> No.18081586
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18081586

Bernie for president

>> No.18081587

Literally gambling

>> No.18081588

>>18081559
SPY 195p 04/08

we're on this bobo train now

>> No.18081589
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18081589

POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR

>> No.18081593

>>18081538
Nice! I'm glad you held, anon, I went all in with 21 shares this morning.

>> No.18081594
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18081594

BERNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18081596
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18081596

My day change just got cut in half. REEEEEEE

>> No.18081598

>>18081536
I HELD. I WAS THERE. AND I HELD

>> No.18081599

>>18081575
NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!

>> No.18081603
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18081603

Hey Fed? You really want to stimulate the economies prostate?
How about instead pumping trillions into the bank you just forward that money to every stock/bond investor? Of course they can't cash out immediately
:^)

>> No.18081605
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18081605

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiCV6CG4Sc&list=RDaKiCV6CG4Sc&start_radio=1

>> No.18081607

got some calls on brent, did i fuck up? wont saudis and russkies agree that its a bad time to wave dicks at each other?

>> No.18081608

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18081609

WTF I CAN'T ANY MORE OPTIONS IS THERE ANOTHER CIRCUIT BREAKER??????

>> No.18081610

HOLY SHIT THAT LITERAL LAST SECOND FEDNIGGER PUMP

>> No.18081611
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18081611

>bought SQQQ at 25 yesterday
>cut losses and sold at 2250
>mfw

>> No.18081612

>>18081559
You're going to be a very rich man if you bought them today. There were bids at like 10.5 just a few days ago.

>> No.18081613

GO DOWN YOU WHORE!

>> No.18081614
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18081614

That last hour dump was pathetic. Bears have capitulated. Friday we test 25k

>> No.18081618

Finished green tho.
Better dump tomorrow.

>> No.18081620
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18081620

THAT'S JUST A TASTE FOR TOMORROW BULLFAGS

>> No.18081621

I'm not having fun anymore

>> No.18081629

>>18081534
isnt it a bad time to suffer at this point ? though i get your point

>> No.18081631
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18081631

BULLKEKS SAID WE'D GO UP 10%

>> No.18081634

Hi guys, I want invest in China.

What stocks can I invest in that are close to bottoming out at the moment?

>> No.18081636

>go make food 10 mins
>usa dropped +5% to +1%
wat

>> No.18081639
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18081639

blue collar retard here, any brokers that aren't being incredible kikes right now? I started this fucking account weeks ago and that's how long they've taken to set up and still haven't accepted my fucking transfers

>> No.18081641

The last minute fucking drop was insane.
The last minute plunge got me to JUST equal to the start of day.

>> No.18081642

It’s going to down tomorrow isn’t it?

I should’ve sold this afternoon FUCK

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>>18081464
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18081648

>>18081531
wow anon $20 you can basically buy out the gumball machine with that much

>> No.18081652

>>18081621
I don't know what's going on.

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>>18081620
Just a taste of tomorrow? DAMN, can't wait to absolutely rocket up tomorrow then bearcuck

>> No.18081658

>>18081634
Chink INC $BAT

>> No.18081659

FEDS LITERALLY PUMPED BOEING AT THE LAST SECOND

>> No.18081660

>SPY dropped -2.78% in under 3 minutes

P-p-priced in right lads?

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Well so much for that "recovery"
Already peaked and it's all downhill from now on.
Is this all you can conjure, Jerome?

>> No.18081663

>>18081639
Robinhood probably?

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Wait for those unemployment numbers tomorrow.

>> No.18081671

>>18081634
你好

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>>18081516
I sold my 30 stack mid day to avoid further loss, my jimmies are super rustled

>> No.18081674

Thats it. We are never going below $21,200.55

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You think these pipes just gonna let go of my puts? Um, no.

>> No.18081677

>>18081639
Ameritrade
I got set up in 30 minutes but that was months ago.

>> No.18081678

SPY 195p 04/08

should I take my 30% returns and sell or should I hold this, I feel like I went too low too soon for my strike and expiry

>> No.18081681

>>18081660

The drop was priced in, yes

>> No.18081682

still up 7% boboniggers
And yeah, the EOD dump was predictable as hell

>> No.18081685

>>18081530
>$27 grub
>food delivery going down when everyone's in fucking quarantine

bro are you fucking retarded

>> No.18081686

>>18081683
>>18081683
>>18081683

NEW

>> No.18081689

>>18081666
More like wait for FED to shove a green dildo in your ass

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I've never seen the futures break in half like that during day trading since 2008.

>> No.18081691

WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES GOING UP THEN HOLY SHIT

>> No.18081692

>>18081652
It's just a flu bro

>> No.18081693
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .40%, port still in neutral. Jeez louise that was an alarming close! Very glad my GLD didn't seem to evaporate over paper gold fears, still not sure where we're going, remains to be seen what happens 2morrow. Volume seems low o_O

>> No.18081698

Nasdaq closed negative, the only reason DOW closed positive was because of Boeing. Now that there's no bailout confirmed Boeing will plunge

How much do we drop tomorrow?

>> No.18081704

>>18081477
>>18081372
>>18081523
>>18081564
based commie taking down half of today's gain in 10 minutes

>> No.18081709

>>18081652
>>18081621
Bullfags, fell into the trap, YOU GOT PLAYED

>> No.18081713

>>18081677
>>18081663
I'll see if they take dirty foreigners, thanks.

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TELL ME BULLS
DOES TODAYS DOJI LOOK BULLISH TO YOU?

>> No.18081721

mfw sm setting up bull positions by friday

>> No.18081727

>>18081691
FUTURES ARE NOT OPEN YET

>> No.18081729

>>18081510
I bought these yesterday and didn't have much more to spend today, so I was just hoping to breakeven

>> No.18081736

>>18081265
We’ve had yields dropping into negative territory, we knew this wouldn’t last.

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>>18081693
Bamboozled at the last minute.

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>This is my breakroom right now
wew

>> No.18081747

>>18081648
that's the share price retard

>> No.18081753

>Waiting for market close then dumping AMD
Literally who does this?

>> No.18081779

What happens if I hold my call until the exp day ?

>> No.18081784

>>18081311
FUCK FUCK FUCK
DAMN IT I need to go workout until I can pull the sloots

>> No.18081785

>>18081727
FUTURES ARE ALWAYS OPEN YOU FUCKING RETARD

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>>18081620
Now the bears are the delusional ones.
You people are odd.

>> No.18081800

>>18081747
sorry I don't use robinshit

>> No.18081810

FUCKING CHRIST

FUUUUCK

i was like .5% from breaking even, then that massive fucking dump holy FUCK

>> No.18081812

>>18081639
Robbin hood got me set up in 2 days. Sorry about ya, bro. Good news is we have a long ways up to go.

>> No.18081822

>>18081744
Where did the oxygen tank boomer go?

>> No.18081823

>>18081391
>tfw she never looks at my peepee like that

>> No.18081832

>>18081785
Imagine being this black

>> No.18081839

>>18081744
steal all toilet paper, if you can

>> No.18081842

>>18081372
lmao if he makes me my money back I'm going to write him in.

>> No.18081850

>>18081779
You have right but not obligation to buy it at strike price, do you even read nigger.

>> No.18081857

Well boys I sunk 10.5K into SQQQ @ 21.10 per (500 shares) this morning. Wish me luck tomorrow.

>> No.18081871

>>18081432
You sold them to me.

>> No.18081882

>>18081857
Godspeed anon

>> No.18081884

>>18081857

You’re fucked lol

>> No.18081891

>>18081850
I demand respect sir

>> No.18081908

>>18081884

not if he sells it right now at $2 profit a share

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>>18081857
Id say you have a 60/40 chance of waking up to 100k or having that go into the toilet. Good luck man! I've gone all in with 14 shares! But I also got a put on PLAY for 14.50 so thad be nice.

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>allin SPXS at 17.09
>I'll just put in a cheeky limit sell at 18.50 in case it blows up really quick today, but I'll probably have to hold it through to the jobs report for it to blow up
PROFIT STATUS: TAKEN

>> No.18081942

>>18081857
I admire your willingness to risk everything

>> No.18081944

>>18081891
You'll have respect if you show me mad gains, otherwise you're a chump plebbitor.

>> No.18081947

>>18081093
Ironically or perhaps on purpose, the Fed has now caused inflation in the financial sector, so stocks are now fairly valued. Also it is now evident that the stock market is basically insured by the Fed, so why not invest if it cannot go down? Stocks more inflation protected than perhaps anything else, except maybe gold or other rare resources.

>> No.18081951

>>18081912
>60% chance of sqqq being 200/share tomorrow morning
this really is a clown world

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>>18081857
We ride bobro, we ride.

>> No.18081985

>>18081155
V yes, with the right hand side of the v being somewhat shorter and longer than the left, due to not all economic targets being met for the next two quarters.

>> No.18082021

>>18081208
Ahhhh...fuck man. I somewhat know your pain. Just do the best you can with what you have. Be very careful about betting everything in one single market direction, especially if you're bedding against crazy people who can print unlimited money and are friends with the people in the corporations.

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>>18081208
To be fair, I sold some of my long investments today, thinking perhaps at the market might take a little bit of a dip tomorrow or Friday. I'm holding on to these shorts probably until tomorrow or Friday.

>> No.18082120

>>18081073
based

>> No.18082246

>>18081073
HOOOOOOODDDDDDDLLLLLLLL

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>>18080921
Its like watching a suffering animal

>> No.18082676

2 trillion stimulus, 0% rates, and QE Infinity. Bull market is coming.