/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18078260
>team landlord
you really don't like the idea of keeping your head attached to your neck, do you

>>18078260
absolutely based. Let them swell the ranks of the destitute homeless, there are more mutts with paychecks who are willing to pay to live in your shoebox. Use a management company to remove the hassle of dealing with the plebs and avoid exposing your neck, expenses are tax deductible anyway.
Waiting on banks to start foreclosing on homes to buy up some properties. Those who position themselves to take advantage of this crisis will come out on top. Times of crisis are always an opportunity for the ambitions to claw themselves to the top of the pile.

> you really don't like the idea of keeping your head attached to your neck, do you

>>18078260
Make a few extra buck selling some of their shit on Craigslist. The rest is donated to Goodwill and used as a tax deduction. I am always a bit surprised as to what my former tenants abandon when it time to leave. I guess if they knew the value of things they wouldn’t be poor fags.

>>18079951
*chop chop*

>>18078289
Shut up faggot men are talking

>>18080045
Until then, pay up

>>18078289
>A commie thinks he’s threatening

> *chop chop*

>>18080060
>>18080071
>>18080075
keep talking while you still have mouths
scum of the Earth, killing people like you will be a massive boon to society

More like lynched team xD

In my state you have to take someone to court to evict, you cant just change the locks and dump their shit out that is highly illegal

>>18080116
Great homeless uprising
Runs me over with a stolen shopping cart
Still homeless

>>18080116

>>18080166

Can you show me which one?

>>18080166
What states are not like that?

>>18080116
You know there are other ways to pay rent. You could just have your girl come suck my cock for half or let me fuck her for rent if she's hot, or give me 2 ounces of weed.

>>18080034
>>18080210
>>18080034

larp

>>18078289

Im on team landlord cause my parents are landlords
Go team

>>18080202
I live in CT

>>18078260
all landlords are filth

>>18078260
scum of the fucking earth. slumlords like you that don't value the people literally making you a living are better off dead

>>18080398
>Himmler
SIEG

>>18080116
>keep talking while you still have mouths
>scum of the Earth, killing people like you will be a massive boon to society

>>18080398
what state are you in?

>>18080356

I'll file you under "worse New Jersey"

>>18080454
michigan

Even when I was making $15 an hour I still had an emergency fund for 6 months. The only kind of person that could not keep obligations on payments is the one who lied about his income when he signed the rent agreement.

literally kill all landlords. I’ll volunteer to work the firing squads

>>18080398
>*Current* tenants
I hope you hear the thwack of leather polishing blade in your nightmares, heebdemons

> literally kill all landlords. I’ll volunteer to work the firing squads

>>18080528
old dude has to take you to court then if he wants you out, which i'm sure will be full coming the 7th of April. I go as far to say you could probably get two free months hahaha

>>18078260

The ultimate chad NEET aint paying ur shit vs the virgin wannabe jew landlord

Most of the people renting and living paycheck to paycheck are subhuman chaff. They are from the lineage of slaves and serfs. Where is the evil in using an oxen to plow your fields? In replacing it when it grows lame?
Either you are on top or you are on the bottom.

>>18080536

Heard an NPR segment the other day where they were having people call in with personal finance issues getting out of hand because of corona

One guy calls in, says he was 'returning from vacation' when he got teleconferenced that he was getting laid off.

At first I figured vacation could be generally speaking and that he was just taking time off.

But then it hit me that from his other details that he was a corporate guy and most likely on an actual vacation, he was 2 weeks and was positive he would not be able to pay his bills within the month...

How do you go on a vacation knowing you're 1 to 2 paychecks from being fucked? I get time off, sure, but an actual vacation?

Sure, I got mine, but I made sure I also stashed away a savings that I won't touch for shit like this when it happens.

>>18078260
>evicting someone during a global pandemic
nice larp OP
anyone with a brain is giving a grace period to avoid social backlash and potential lawsuits
plus most major cities have super strong tenant laws it takes months of non payment to even try to evict someone and then up to a year to actual get them out
but really though cool larp

>>18080699
Or be like me and old dude will kick your ass out, collect a few months of rent, and your poor ass can't even pay for an attorney or file a legal action. What's your claim anyway? I broke my contract because of the flu? HAHAHAHA

>>18080116
But it will nevertheless come to that will it.
You folks can’t even get out of bed long enough to
vote for Bernie. Face it, we own you.

>>18080843
These super strong laws are the reason you need to give notices early as possible. The sooner the process is started the sooner you can’t get the bum evicted if it comes to that. Usually you can make a deal in court and when you break it you now had lied to a judge. Meanwhile you are making it harder for you to find someone else who will rent to you.

Cute LARP, renter

>>18080116
Sure thing. But until then pay up, worm.

People who hate landlords are usually the same people who dont know how to pay bills in a timely manner, why should a landlord suffer because you are a retardo that dosent understand payin bills on time? You fucking knobheads deserve poverty.

>>18080816
> landlordism is feudalism 2.0
i mean you're right, but this is a reason to be against it.

>>18081139
people who hate landlord are usually college students who are coping with making no money from their epic marx studies

>>18081139
landlords bitch they can't pay their bills without renters all the time lol.

>>18081167
Feudalism is a good thing

>>18081252
okay my dude, enjoy your monopoly class

>>18081185
"Im going to be an artist!" fuck sakes, dont hate the player...hate the game. fuddlesticks

>>18078260
I'm on team landlord because I don't pay rent I live for free.

anyways, you're a retard for choosing to rent over paying a mortgage because at least with the mortgage you eventually own the place.

Rent collected go into dividend paying stocks
Look forward to a day when I live off of nothing but dividends and I let my rentals sit vacant until I sell them for double what I paid for them.
Rent fags seethe

>>18078260
I don't get why retards want to be niggers about paying rent. Do people really think it's okay to live somewhere for free?

>>18080060
>landlord
>man
Pick one

>>18081139
Gas the kikes

>>18080593
Based and no(you)pilled

>>18078260
total larp
almost everywhere in the western world there are halts on eviction procedures due to the chinese bat aids, not to mention that the courts will be backlogged
and if you own RE in a third world shithole it isn't even yours you live and die at the merci of the local corrupt police force/judge

that said considering it is mentioned several times here feudalism is really a step up from the current situation, it is how it happened in reality
renters couldn't earn enough real money to pay landlords in roman cities so they moved to self sufficient estates in the countryside, urban landlords got rekt cause they still had to pay landtax to the roman government
in feudalism you can get a house and land to farm and have to donate some days per year in labor to your lord, there is always work to do and you can't get laid of, our current situation is much worse than medieval feudalism
we are probably going to see a repeat of this scenario where the now worthless cities will be abandoned for a live of substinence agriculture

>>18078289
>you really don't like the idea of keeping your head attached to your neck, do you

>>18080060
>>18078260

>>18082289
Tldr plz, I read the first couple lines, you sounds like the kind of person that will be homeless this time next week

>>18082367
where i live it takes 6 months to evict someone under normal circumstances, crazy renter protection laws
so no i am not particularly worried
also social security with bat aids premium covers quite a lot

>>18082360
its actually not that easy getting a job at mcdonalds if you're not mexican or black depending on where you live

>>18078260
Team Landlord for sure. Fuck wagie cowards who get angry at someone for taking the initiative to get passive income.

>>18078260
> Another lefty marxposter slide thread.
Imagine falling for this bait.

>landlords are bad

What are students and other people living in a place temporarily supposed to do if there is nowhere to rent? Financially irresponsible morons need a place to live too.

>>18078260
Boss move.

Renting is a pretty safe option as well, if something breaks and it clearly isnt your fault, the LL normally has to foot the bill.

>>18078260
if you threw any cats out you legally have to leave a saucer of milk for them to eat

>>18080398
that paper isn't even folded

>>18082432
same here in CA. 6 to 8 months under normal non-paying circumstances. If the people you're evicting have a kid all bets are off. Could take as long as a year+. That's under non bat-aids situations. God knows how long it will take now.

>>18083887
if you can't afford to pay rent, you get to sleep on the street
simple as

>>18081274
>monopoly class
Commie moon-speak

>>18080075
This. Throw your fits if you want, I still expect my rent by the end of the month or you're out.

>>18081110
>this is what your landlord thinks of you
>and you give him money

>>18078289
At least you didn't write chippety choppety

Team landlord checking in. Hate these fucking commie crybabies. But I love the money I collect on the first! Fuck you commies!

>>18088814
good luck collecting those rents in the coming times
on the other hand, collecting the heads of people like you will be a true joy

>>18088888
The only thing not gay about this post is the digits.

>>18088888
Based, pack it up landlords time to go home now

>>18078289
This is definitaly a psyop.

Me when I can't pay my rent

>>18088888
Checked
>>18088919
BTFO by digits

>>18089083
I prefer the digits I get on the first of the month anyway.

>>18078289

t. manchild

>>18078260
Kek, I evicted 2 squatters today because they said they couldn't make payments. It's not my problem that you can't plan for a rainy day. No I don't care if you have children. Imagine having such negligent parents

>>18080166
all these "landlords" are just kids who have no idea how any laws work

If the crisis takes away their main source of revenue, why don't landlords just learn to code? Or get another job or something? I don't understand. They should be pursuing a career instead.

>>18078289
Honestly when you make posts like this it just makes me cheer for landlords harder, knowing that most renters subhuman nigger scum like you, agitating for violence but too cowardly IRL to do anything about it.

I hope you get evicted.

>>18078260
Throw their asses out OP
I have some section 8 niggers living in my rental
They better have my money or I will demand sex with the 3 girls in the house

>>18078289
Wow edgy beta faggot
Why are you poor ?
Why don't you go work an oil rig for 2 years come back with 140k cash then buy a rental property ?

>>18079951
that an image of the onions palio?

>>18090467
the joke of a lifetime and 4chan's gay filter ruined it

>>18078260
>Team landord: Hahaha I'm all for kicking scum out during this epidemic time!
>team landlord gets the corona virus
>team landord: someone think of the landlords!

>>18090467
>onions
found the newfag

Hating landlords is just an anti-semitic dog whistle

>>18082030
I can tell by the lack of subtlety or nuance in this post you are very inexperienced with how the world really works.

>>18091400
Nobody said anything about Jews but thanks for telling us who's perpetrating this evil against decent people.

>>18080116
Imagine being a skill-less brainlet like this retard

>>18080398
the waitlist was before the covid virus you absolute fucking retard, lets see them able to pay not having jobs.

>>18081139
I hate my landlord because he never answers his phone which makes trying to confirm payment he still hasn't cashed 2 and a half weeks after we sent it hard.

We've only been able to meet him twice in 2 years. The first time he showed us the house stoned and the second he came to fix shit we took upon ourselves to fix.

Gotta love not having someone on your ass all the time though

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>>18091163
or the oldfag that don't jump on every little trend

wtf I love jews now

Just FYI a lot of you commies who live in blue states don’t understand how easy it is to evict in red states. No need for lawsuits or 6 month waiting periods around here. You fan have them out by the end of the month, sometimes immediately in some states

>>18092729
Post nose.

>>18092750
I’m not a jew, just a white man in the deep south with mostly black tenants.

>>18092802
Post. Nose.

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>>18078289
I just know you're fat

>>18080456
Not only worse but forgettable New Jersey. People at least know what New Jersey is. Does anyone even know where CT is?

>>18094083
Is it this one?
Not American and posting without checking it

>>18082030
>Do people really think it's okay to live somewhere for free?
They dont. They are forced home via the government not by their choice. How is it fair that landlords can still charge them when the government prohibits them from working?

>>18094155
Yeah, NYC, NJ and CT are the tri-state area in local news lingo. Lot of people who work in NYC live in CT or NJ and drive in each day.

>>18080813
>Landlord is the true chad. Neeting off your wage cuckery.