/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18076623
Buy Ford

BTC and ETH doing the typical double top even though the stocks are rising lol.

real thread here, created first
>>18076587

SINCE THE STIMULUS IS ALREADY PRICED IN IT NO LONGER MATTERS!
PREPARE FOR THE DROP WHEN THE JOBS REPORT IS RELEASED!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18076623
Is this a bull trap. Major economies just shutdown a week ago and there is no way that doesn't have lasting effects even if stimulus is passing.

>>18076623
They didn't buy the dip.
Check my 5

>>18076699
>PREPARE FOR THE DROP WHEN THE JOBS REPORT IS RELEASED!
also priced in, retard

>>18076781
This. It won't be a surprise when they say 1 grillion jobs lost.

PRICED
IN

>>18076746
Won't happen. Seethe you fucking retarded doomer.
>NOOOOO ORANGE MAN BAD HIS ECONOMY CAN'T POSSIBLY BE DOING SO GOOD CRASH IT CRASH IT
So sad lmao

>>18076623
Rkg your smug is going to summon the Bogs please delete post. Nice trade btw

So we have 2 threads now.
I can appreciate that this is the slower more relaxed one though.

>>18076829
Love that eye shape, does it have a specific tag?

WHAT THE FUCK THIS FUCKING CLOWN MARKET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18076845
Clowns are redpilled

BA is out of fucking control, just bought a $600 put against them expiring Apr 24. Free money.

just went short stop loss is at 22000 will i get liquidated

>>18076842
I honestly don't recall. I like Kantai Collection. I like Houshou.
I'm a simpleton in that regard.

Were dumping tomorrow right? My puts are so heavy bros.

>>18076935
Oh yeah. You're dead meat lmao

Remeber yesterday when niggers on hear were like >muh Goldman Sachs
.>muh crab harmonics >muy Futures are down
Motherfucker that was fun taking your money.
Would one of you honorable losers please step up and accept your punishment like a man for once?

What the fuck is wrong with the market. I'm a bull but how the fuck can there be so much up and down bro. Look at the ftse today

>>18076824
>:) good

>>18076842
kek you like slightly dumb eyes

AAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS

Does anyone use Acorns? Is it better/worse than other brokers?

>>18077040
I was one of them.
I stand by it:
This rally is not self sustaining.
I never once said that today was going to be bloody. Instead I pointed out the very grim reality that after rallies like this, you have declines for a while.
So yes, I'm standing by that. I never once said when the drop back off would happen. BUt I relayed along that even financial and economic experts are calling this a fools rally.
Make what you can when you can. Keep your option to exit the market when you stop posting gains open. And don't expect a continuous increase upwards.

so I have the option to spend $5 for the right to buy 100 shares of gnc at the price of $1 on april 17, and if it's not $1 or more by then, then it expires worthless
what's the advantage of that vs buying $5 in shares of gnc

>>18077252
NO guarantee it will be back at 1.00 by april 17th. However, GNC has done well so far. And it is taking a hit right now. Historical performance is good.
Frankly, it's better to hedge your bet and just buy the stocks outright.

>>18077252
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE FUCKING EXIST
HOW DO PEOPLE SO STUPID EXIST AND HOW ARE YOU SO ABUNDANT

WE GOT TOOO COKY BULLBROS

>>18076640
why

>>18077366
We're being flooded with literal children who saw the stock market was collapsing and have no idea what they're doing

>>18076875
are you me?

>>18077366
I don't see how to figure it out without just playing around with it and potentially losing money because literally any time you ask about options people either flame you or they say "don't try it, it only makes you bankrupt"

it's almost as if you don't actually know the answer

>>18077252
holy shit.

bobros... should i close my puts and just back away from the market for a while?

Time to short TSLA again?

>>18076623
lmao @ the life of this tranner

>>18077523
iron hands anon

BASED, FUCK NIGGERS

Any niggers here? Haha fuck you nigger, you'll always be a nigger for the rest of your life no matter what you do

>>18077528
Wasn't Blue Apron totally disabled from all of the demand?

>>18077523
>bobros... should i close my puts
No, keep going. Bulls will get ass fisted

WHY WONT THE VIX GO DOWN

>>18076671
Why are you talking about playmoney on a business thread?

*Coof*

>>18077531
The options cost too much. Just short it.

>>18077563
>dialing 999
lmao wrong number bitch

>>18076623
Do you have next thread?
If you don't respond to this post by 250 posts then I'm going to make the next thread

SPY 220 4/17 P

KMS or wait. realistic answer, not bobro or bvllbro answer

>everything is now priced in

>>18076640
Bought puts on this, do not buy ford.

I hope none of you are still holding SQQQ LMAO

NOOOOOOOOOOO
FIRMS TOOK A 3 WEEK SLOWDOWN FROM PRODUCTION!!! THEIR CAPITAL, EQUIPMENT, INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES, INVENTORIES, AND OTHER ASSETS ARE ALL WORTHLESS!!
WHY WON'T LINE GO RED?!?

SQQQ bros...

>>18077598
we will rally to 270 then drop to 180 in the span of one month

what healthcare stocks are we buying

This fake pump is to lure in retail investors who will get fucked tomorrow.

>>18077552
but easter is april 12th, 5 days prior to 4/17 when the majority of my puts expire. Did... did tarampu-sama single me out for financial execution?

>>18077584
Because volatility goes both ways.

>>18077584
Don't worry, bobro. It will all FALL into place

I'm giving these puts ONE more day. If millions of job losses don't tank this, we truly live the future where nothing matters and stocks only go up

No customers.
No inventory.
No payroll.
No travel.
No reserves.
NO problem.
All priced in.
BUY BUY BUY

Thanks BA.

>>18077608
Highway robbery. FUCK KIKES

>>18077584
Because volatility/= bearish

BOTTOM CHADS WW@

>print 1000 trillion tether
>cryptos fundamental value is still 0 because 0 * 1000 trillion = 0

BTC will never pump

discuss

>dropped 5k on SPY 180 4/5 put

Jerome now own 50% of US economy at this point,but this is pure insanity
He blew up US greatest asset - dollar just for this shit

>>18077639

>hasn't sold a plane all year
>MAX is fucking grounded
>niggas dying at their plants
>everything shut down
>up for the day

What is this wizardry?

Should I get some Ford puts?

>There is already talk about ANOTHER stimulus package

Legitimate (probably not though) question:

How likely is it that our market in the coming weeks will reflect that of China? Given that they are "ahead" of us in this pandemic, meaning that their populace and businesses have already experienced everything we are currently going through, is there a possibility that the S&P might vaguely mirror something like SHCOMP?

Pic related.

>>18077598
kek imagine not buying SPY @ 221
and imagine unrionically SHORTING SPY @ 221

like uber kekkies
imagine shorting bottom

>>18077609
china literally does it every year but its all over for the us apparently

What are the best internet and data tech companies?

>>18077608
I’m grabbing even more!

>>18077667
it's magic, joel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PwBZUBc60

>>18077667
Fed Nu-Market
Anything that causes a firm to collapse - lack of liquidity, credit, actual revenue, etc.- increases the odds the Fed purchases it. THAT IS A BULL SIGNAL

I made $6.5k playing the initial downturn starting late February. I've lost $4.5k of that this week.

I expected choppy waters, but these gains are absolutely insane. It defies logic we'd be up this much in just 48 hours.

at this rate Brookfield will be worth $100 by close, it's fucking parabolic

It’s been a turbulent morning

>>18077500
You are asking a ridiculously simple question that doesn't need to be asked because the answer is fucking self evident and isn't even supposed to be something that needs to be figured out. And you are claiming I dont know. Everyone knows what the benefit of calls are and even if they didnt, it would be immediately obvious to them.
>why is the right to buy something at a set price good? So complicated..seems like nobody could ever truly know...

What do you call this pattern?

PLEASE DADDY TRUMP PUMP THE ECONOMY MORE SO I CAN BUY MORE PUTTTTTSSSSSSSS

BULLCHADS REPORT IN

Did you listen?

>>18077704
bullish

>>18077704
my investment portfolio

>>18077669
YES

I wouldn't short tesla until it goes to $575.

>>18076875
Poor

Italian numbers are in:

New Cases: 5,210
New Deaths: 683

Italy appears to have hit peak new cases.
Assuming peak deaths may still be a few days away due to lag.

Greed always wins. How does it feel to short the bottom, bobos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DIL9yteJdE

LIGHT UP THE MARKET, BOBROS!
maybe buy a few cheap calls though to protect yourself from loss for the daily pump tomorrow if you got sub-30 day put options

fuck the fed and fuck this market
if only the FED talked to the public about what they're trying to do and explained away some of the uncertainty in the market
oh wait, they literally don't have a forward thinking plan except "survive for now, figure it out later; back to work everybody!"

this is SHORT time, jerome
you can't leave yourself so exposed like this bro

>>18077704
either a dead lion bounce or the point where the Fed finally disconnected the market from reality entirely

>>18077704
Bull trap

But because of it's velocity, might take a week or so before we see new lows.

>>18077667
Papa Trump said he won't let BA go out of business. That's it.

>>18077651
>3% gains

rofl

April 8th is way too early of a strike date, I'm a retard

>>18077721
kek

>>18077618
I flipped MEIP from $1.01. If it goes back down, I'm snapping more up. I don't have a position anymore though

buy healthcare its getting bailedout

At this point I don't care if SQQQ drops to $20, there are up days and down days and I have the patience to bag hold.

>>18077732
Does deaths really matter coming from Italy though? They said that they would just throw old people out on the street and prioritize young people, so obviously the amount of deaths would mount up

Please tell me it'll go down

>>18077744
>might take a week or so before we see new lows.

This.
The bounces on this ride down are going to be long, there's so much faith in this ponzi still left and the dip buying mentality is strong as fuck.
I wouldn't be surprised to see weeks of green straight once we take the next big leg down and start "recovering" again after hitting 15k.

>>18077777
baste SQQQ holder

>>18077777
Your money is being eroded quickly by levered volatility. They're not joking when they say it rebalances every day.

>>18077777
Based quint bagholder.

>>18077787
it will. but how long from now is the question. could take till april 1 for it to really start crashing

>>18077777
Faith restored, thanks bobro.

>>18077704
WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW $21,500 EVER AGAIN

DIAMONDIUM LEVEL SUPPORT AT THESE LEVELS

>>18077777
>I don't care if SQQQ drops to $20, I have the patience to bag hold.
That's the spirit friend. Don't let it get you down

>>18077711
>BULLCHADS
>CHADS
Funny way to spell "virgin"

>>18077703
ok, I asked what is the advantage of buying that contract for $5 versus buying $5 worth of shares

if I expect the price to go to 60 cents soon, which action would net me more gains?

I'm putting a $65 limit sell on Brookfield because this rate of gain isn't sustainable. This is silly. If it hits $65 today I'll just buy back in on the next dip.

>>18077785
>They said that they would just throw old people out on the street and prioritize young people
this is going to be the policy used in most places.

when are these clowns going to fucking vote, give us at least an hour of free rocket ride ffs

>>18077688
>What are the best internet and data tech companies?

Amazon
Microsoft
Any other company providing cloud services

who /holding/ here

NOOOOOO GO DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUNT

>>18077788
>weeks of green straight
inbf months

>>18077711
Green Machine

>SQQQ might reach 21
Time to buy more of these. My penis is so hardddddddd

I lost all my gains in a single day.
I will continue to hold.

>>18077777
>holding

>>18077833
I used unsettled funds to buy SDOW at $60, so I guess me.

>>18077777
based

>>18077711
We will win

>>18077777
are you ignoring your clinical, beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt, retardation?

OH NONONONONO

https://nypost.com/2020/03/25/richard-burr-sued-for-dumping-stocks-ahead-of-coronavirus-panic/

Last hope is unexpected larger amount of unemployment numbers

>>18077776
paying all the hospital bills doesn't necessarily rocket healthcare sector as paradoxical as that sounds

>>18077802
I bought in around $22.71 or something like that, in these market conditions I think I'm confident that even if things are to recover I'd at least be able to get out at $23.

>>18077802
So just buy in the morning every day if you think the market is going down ?

This is a huge bull trap. I made a killing off of BA and my “hedge” calls but wow, this crash will be bad.

best car rentals stocks?

Should I call ODP at $2.00 strike? Thoughts anons?

WHY ISN'T IT GOING DOWN

>>18077777
Based holder, tell me when is the best time to buy? At the end of the day or the start of tomorrow, because I'm not gonna be awake when the market opens.

*achem*
I have an announcement to make...
..
..
..
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FUCK BULLS AND FUCK JANNIES

>>18077880
he kissed a tranny, didn't he?

>>18077732
Italy # of tested is actually # of tests; one people can be tested multiple times. Which means they're getting much bigger than 25% positive to tested ratio. This is far from over.

SPY is gonna be up 10% AGAIN today for no reason other than infinite money printing, un fucking believable

>>18077879
Yes, holding SQQQ SPXU SDOW etc for more than a couple days is a bad idea

BIG
>BIG
GREEN
>GREEN
D
I
L
D
O
S

>>18076842
I just realized that eye shape is what makes characters seem motherly, unless I'm retarded. It makes me think of Akeno from DxD.

STOP BUYING

>>18077777
>holding at the bottom

>>18077900
You really have to ask?

>>18077833
me

God fucking damn it.

Two massive Green days in a row. After I trim my longs and add shorts. As I DCA into leveraged shorts. FUCK. This could be a real support point and I’m getting FUCKED.

And MBS is meeting with the g20 tomorrow? FUCKFUCKFUCK

is the guy who was buying all the 2x high div ETNs still here? i tried to warn you bro

>>18077608
I'm taking these short term losses like a man and buying even more at this dip

>position is 30% up this week
I'm not done buying.

STOP PUMPING!!! I WANT TO BUY MORE.

bobos, close your position. rabid dip buying mentality has taken over for now.

>>18077909
SOON
THERE
WILL
BE
RED
BLOOD
POURING
OUT
OF
YOUR
ASS

Its 2008 again, guys

>>18077908
Coincidentally I did buy in at beginning of the day

>>18077674
No.

Their markets recovered as the virus was "contained" domestically. But then they crashed again when the first-world countries stopped buying nonvital goods. They're losing their foreign incomes, and that hurts them more than it hurts us.

The USA does not have this problem, because all of our trade partners are getting the virus in tandem, so recovery will more or less also be in tandem.

>>18077914
its more the introvert eye shape
the motherly thing you see is maybe closer to being caring and soft-spoken

imagine thinking it wouldn't be screamin' green the day the giga stim becomes law

>>18077897
I'd say EOD if it's still $21 by then, and you won't be awake for opening.

>>18077874
lots of fat is added to the bill its not just a bailout they added money for new hires and stockpiling equipment etc

>>18077952
literally from reddit kek

no one on 4chan has a million bucks

>>18077961
what like next week sometime?

>>18077732
>Italy appears to have hit peak new cases.

Or just peak testing capacity?

another big day for SWK

>>18077961
see what happened in 08 zoom zoom....

>>18077938
Nah it'll be your ass that will bleed.

>>18077952
wow, gambling with 1 million dollar!

>>18077952
teach me

>>18076640
Already bought yesterday, my man. Up a cool 100 dollaridoos

UNLIMITED
PRINTER
WORKS

i just bought cheap GE calls lol

>>18077939
I smell a stinky!

What's /biz/ opnion on penny stocks? Fag move or based?

>>18077868
I hope those are puts

>>18077983
buy high
buy low

>>18077939
Bullish

Holding on to TVIX for this week. Think its gonna hit $1200

>>18077972
Lurk more

>>18077714
>tfw I did
>$61 average
You're a maniac.
Thank you.

what do you guys think of NMFC? the growth angle today looks good

>>18077939
NRZ is kill.

>>18077972
>no one on 4chan has a million bucks
Wrong.

>>18077925
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AN I REALLY SUPPOSED TO TAKE THESE FUCKKNG LOSSES???

How long can we fuckkng pump!??

Bart formation on VIX futures.. ?

>>18077972
Probably a /pol/chad

something terrible must have happened for BA because two of my low ball purchases just went through

I've had enough of these bullshit weak pumps. I want PARABOLAS. I want the DOW to be ONE HUNDRED FUCKING THOUSAND EOW
I know the fed can do better then $10 trillion. LET'S SEE 500 TRILLION FAGGOTS

>>18077244
Keep buying all the way up nigger

>>18077634
>unpaid rent
>conservative spending
>oil prices unsustainable
>layoffs/terminations in virtually every sector
>school closure necessitates single parents or dual income families to get childcare, more spending
>medical bills, and debt
>not even peak infected
>exposure of frailty of buyback programs and stock valuation over the last 10 years
>auto/housing bubbles

>>18077964
Good idea, yeah I don't wanna wake up at 6 am for this.

>>18077997
It's garbage for garbage men.

>>18077952
imagine having 1 million dollars and gambling. I can't decide if this is the most reddit thing or the most 4chan thing ever

aaand im up 10% today, feels good to have bought the bottom

>>18078040
There needs to be blood in the streets for a $2T bailout

>>18077890
I was the one posting about ODP in the other thread. My advice is, no, I would not do that. I'm not even going to buy shares at today's prices. I think the broader market is going to have some big red days in the near future, and I'll be able to buy stocks, including ODP, at cheaper prices.

anyone else not having fun anymore?

its like being in a multiplayer lobby of a game where one player just constantly cheats.

>>18078040
idk boys retracing all the way to the previous dead cat peak seems bullish

Feels like the market is trying to catch little fish on this bounce

>>18077704

V-Shaped recovery

>>18077939
Priced in

bearbros, game over for me

So when I hear the big wigs saying that the markets have already anticipated the jobs report as well as the shrinking GDP, do we believe them?

>bullish

Bought 100 SQQQ @ 22.85, hold til tomorrow expecting to break even.

Who else here
>/CERTAIN/

>>18078087
what are your positions

>>18078080
>8080
>BOBO

>>18078056
Its seriously less than the flu bro, it ain't happening

>>18078084
It's a bear hunt.

think the DJ will drop below 18.5k again?

>>18078088
all you can do is wait and see. your decision is if you do it with positions or not

HOLY SHIT WHERES THE $6.5 F CALL ANON WHO YOLO'D $1,000 ON 1,000 CALLS AND CONVINCED ME TO GAMBLE $10 ON 10 CALLS?

HOLYSHIT SHIOLYSHIT HOLYSHIT I JUST TURNED $10 INTO $140 THAT FUCKER IS LITERALLY RICH NOW

HOLYSHIT WHERE ARE YOU BRO THANK YOU SO MUCH I WISH I HAD GAMBLED MORE KEK YOU MUST BE STOKED AS FUCK

>>18076623
Big money is simply cheating retail investors out of this pump. They're gonna pull out en masse soon, even the FED wont be able to stop what's gonna come.

>>18078084
lol dumb fish

>>18078080
More like being in a multiplayer lobby of a game where the developed joined and is cheating.

>>18078088
doesn't matter, fed will pump with bad news

>>18078040
eventually it breaks out like any severe downturn. Stimulus, Fed and Trump opening the economy on Easter could be the break out sign

>>18078096
I'm with you, bought 21 @ 22.71 opening, we're gonna make it.

>>18078113
reddit fags go home

>>18078084
wtf is that pic? is there some kind of bait involved or does that species of fish just automatically go into holes that are big enough for them to fit into?

THIS IS IT BEARBROS
WE'VE WON
SQQQ WILL NEVER STOP GOING UP FROM HERE

>>18078096
Bought yesterday and today on the way down. Gotta dump them tomorrow.
Fucking clown world is back.

>>18078099
SPY 211p 04/03
SPY 226p 04/13

>>18078087
Put it all on TVIX

>>18078132
based ant poster

>>18078084

why do do the fish go into the tube

>>18078111
We’ve been lied to before, though. I’m old enough to remember 2008.

>american deaths skyrocketing
bros...

Give it to me straight. What will happen with the jobless numbers tomorrow?

>>18078132
zoom in

>>18077952
Which positions?

>>18078156
Priced in, apparently.

>>18078113
I guess the moral of the story is when in doubt, take the gamble. You can't really go wrong in the long term with a strategy like that.

>>18077952
reddit LARP

>>18078113
Take that profit and quick. It isn't worth anything near 6.5 even in a clown market with a bailout

>>18078131
>>18078145
same reason we bought SQQQ bros

>>18078164
Dow 30K EOD

>>18078114
>Ban short selling
>close the markets for a while
>buy equities outright
>most importantly
>The Forbidden Technique

>>18077976
Based Yakui poster

who here sold off all puts last week

>>18078166
ZOOMED IN 500%

>>18077777
Checked

>>18078156
>its just the beginning

>>18078078
>I'm not even going to buy shares at today's prices
well, no way you'll keep seeing +5% days, so you won't miss out on too much even if bottom already hit

>>18078164
Fed will pump 18 trillion into the markets. And Trump will cry on twitter how he just realised the biggest gain in history of the dow jones

>>18078179

>>18078080
>anyone else not having fun anymore?
>muh cheats
another sucker

Friendly reminder that all the biggest bounces in history were dead cats during financial crises.

>>18076875
lmao

ive been waiting to hop on some cheap stocks, really investing for the first time.

do yall think its up from here? or hasnt bottomed

>>18078188
Fucking virgin.
Buy them back asap

>>18078196

>>18078178
I JUST WANT THAT ANON TO FUCKING SHOW HIS GAINS WHAT IF HES FUCKING SLEEPING AND CANT SELL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ANON GET YOUR PROFIT

>>18078073
>There needs to be blood in the streets for a $2T bailout

But there won't be, and you know it.

im officially at rock bottom. i closed out options expiring this week for about 50% loss, but now my april puts are -90% down.

just really hoping for a big dump this next week.

>>18078179
Don't worry SQQQ bros. Eventually enough of us will pile up in the pit of death that others will be able to slip right up over the top and back out to safety. Bearbros are anti-crabs.

rolling for 2 triple circuit breakers in a row

>>18078164
Anything under a 5 million unemployment number is priced in.

>its stalling out

oh no no no Bull bro's!

1k up on the Dow isn't that impressive after 2 fucking trillion.

>>18078156
source?

>>18078211

no one knows

>>18078156
>american deaths skyrocketing
Yeah, there are going to be more than 1000 deaths by end of day tomorrow and we'll probably see 1000+ per day by Monday

>>18078213
Based God Emperor

>>18078145
>>18078131
not sure how that works desu..

>>18078107
only trading this high due to trading not fundamentals of the market.. whole countries are shut down.. the market has a long ways to go before recovery imo

hi guys. but just want to say i love you bears, i love you bulls. keep doing whatever you feel is right. it's only money and if you let it sweep you up it will. i love you all even though you're all retarded. amen.

GUSHbros we are going to make it.

Saudi king makes announcement tomorrow

>>18078170
DUDE THAT FUCKER LITERALLY MADE $17,000 ITS STILL GOING UP

>>18078080
Maybe DCAing into Index ETF's is more your speed

You missed the bottom btw. It's literally just the flu

>>18078222
TRIPS CONFIRM BULLKEKS GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

Anyone wanna be cool n explain TVIX to a newfag?

>>18078222
holy shit

>>18078189
....

FUCK

>>18078222
Fucking checked

>>18078222
wew lad

>Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi delayed the passage of the Senate’s coronavirus relief package on Wednesday, as the House was in session for nearly three minutes and then adjourned until Thursday.

>>18078222
holy shit

does anyone have a good live covid19 stats page? the one made by the jew and the tranny is too unreliable

does boeing have a bottom? thsi shit kepes climbing how much more bailout meat is left on this skeleton stock bone?

>>18078211
Just buy a little bit at a time and start buying more the lower it goes. Just buy it. Never sell. Never ever sell. Collect dividends.

>>18078222
is this bullish

>>18078256
IT'LL BE BREAKING UPWARD YOU FOOL.

>>18078211
Nah hasn't bottomed just yet.States are still shutting down, unemployment is gonna rise a bunch. Wait like a week or 2.

>>18078233
The US has been tracking Italy since this began but delayed by unironically 2 weeks. The US population is also more closely packed and generally less healthy than Italians.

>https://www.bloomberg.com//news/articles/2020-03-25/distressed-debt-balloons-to-almost-1-trillion-nears-2008-peak?srnd=markets-vp
>The amount of distressed debt in the U.S. has quadrupled in less than a week to nearly $1 trillion, reaching levels not seen since 2008 as the collapse of oil prices and fallout from the coronavirus shutters entire industries across the globe.

>In total, the tally has ballooned to $934 billion of U.S. corporate bonds that yield at least 10 percentage points above Treasuries and loans that trade for less than 80 cents on the dollar, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. That’s nearly double the amount from less than a week ago.

>The total is probably even higher, because the calculation excludes debt of small-to-medium sized companies whose loans trade rarely, if at all.

>The coronavirus pandemic has caused the worst sell-off since the global financial crisis and deepened stress in credit markets. Driven by some of the lowest oil prices since the early 2000s, the amount of distressed bonds has surged to the highest level since April 2009.

>“What we are seeing now is fast and violent,” unlike the gradual sell-off in the 2007 and 2008 crisis, said Phil Brendel, a senior distressed credit analyst at Bloomberg Intelligence. If the virus isn’t suppressed, even more distress is possible, according to Brendel. “The worst is yet to come,” he said.

oh no bros

I guess this is the new paradigm, Trump dump 35% oh well, FED does some monkey paw mumbo jumbo then +35% then major ""crash""

This time i am just buying stocks and then buying puts next time we get overheated then making a 20x my money then buying the bottom just fuck it unless Biden wins then things change.

At least I bought the bottom this time even if I didn't 1000%+ on putarinos

>>18078222
CHECKED
STEAK IS BACK ON THE MENU TOMORROW

All my shit is green niggas. Its terrifying.

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>>18078246
Stop posting whores

>>18078222
2 triple breakers are priced in. See you guys at 30k

I have a pathetic $1000 I'm using as babby's first investment. I want to divide amongst ETFs. What does it look like as far as dips? When should I buy, if I missed yesterday's insanity?

quick what cheapie calls can we buy right now for the pump if they pass the bill in an hour before we dump? im getting some airline shit anything else?

>>18078277
extremely

>>18078240
I feel like if I bought that shit then the russians would airstrike their oil refineries

>>18078208
wise anon thank you

>>18078222
they called him the rocket bear, and his trips portended boulder huge gains for those who believed

>>18078290
bullish

Seriously, unironically buy Xerox. Its still cheap as fuck and this remote work craze will stick for a long long time.

>>18078164
s&p up 10% EOD

more realistically, ~1% up or down

>>18078132
not

ive been waiting to invest for the first time, so much is really cheap? do yall think its up from here or should I wait for another dip ?

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>>18078257
It’s The Happening index. The more we get towards a happening, the higher it goes.

>>18078271
might not be the fastest to update, but states report to cdc each day
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/cases-in-us.html

SQQQ HAS TO GO UP BEFORE IT CLOSE, IT HAS TO, THERE'S NO WAY IT WON'T PUMP NO WAY!

>>18078222
Checked and rekt. Based Bobo.

>>18078222
AAAAAA

>>18078238
Finally a bobro who knows what he's talking about. (Even though he's a tripnigger)

>>18078290
Bad news=Bullish

>>18078309
Buy SQQQ and SDOW

>>18078271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

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>>18077816
Cope

>>18078222
BASED

>>18078334
thank you brother

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>>18078375
Back to rddit you faggy little soiboy

>>18078290
Short real estate and finance? I guess? Or will all this distress debt just be Jerome'd away?

>>18078194
There is no way the bottom has already hit if the common COVID-19 stats are accurate. When American hospitals are filled to capacity with coughing patients and people start keeling over and people see that as a present reality that they can't ignore any more, things are going to drop. This is NOT priced in.

>>18077852
wait until thursday, could be at 15 or even 11

>bought a bunch of airline stocks because flu is ogre people will start traveling again and they got some goy shit to figure out
am i smart or smart?

>>18078309
i wouldnt buy anything today unless you are gambling on a short term bounce or betting on a market drop

>>18078310
Already priced in bucko. Might get like 2%

>>18078364
that's a lot of people who have already recovered from it tbhwy.

>>18078411
yeah i literally cannot see how this is the end, its spreading so fast

>>18078211
>ive been waiting to hop on some cheap stocks, really investing for the first time.
and thus another pink wojak is born

>>18078321
Thanks for the recommendation. I'll look into in. Investing in Xerox sounds comfy. It's like being able to buy IBM, thinking it's a good investment at the time.

>>18078222
I'm convinced. I gonna adjust my portfolio based on this.

>>18078222
kek is going to give 2 circuit breakers to the bulls today for max chaos

>>18076765
no one fucking knows at this point. Though i would give a slight benifit of the doubt to "the house" that provides infinite QE, although we will then have a clown stock market that can't be trusted. Trump (who i voted for no less), did what no democrat could have done. Trillions in bailouts (added to the national debt in good times...we will pay "taxes" on this to the fucking private federal reserve bank), UBI, and literal government ownership (communism) of the means of production. It's fucked. The US is fucked. We would be unrecognizable to our founding fathers in operation, taxation, and freedom. Totally fucking fucked. IDK what to invest in now. Probably stocks for the time being, since the stupid fucking fed inflated them back to fair value. You just better pray that this inflation won't reach the consumer sector...mass price increases and scarcity of goods at the same time. CLOWN WORLD.

>>18077958
That makes sense. I don't see it motherly in terms of dominating, but rather soft and loving.

>>18078403
Seethe

>>18078309
GUSH calls.

>>18077563
>Tfw you look down and see a BBC
Thanks champ, wouldn't have it any other way

>>18078411
>people start keeling over and people see that as a present reality that they can't ignore any mor
no one cares about deaths, its about jobs and money. A few million dying is nothing, you delusional doom fags.

>>18077608
lol, get fucked, bulls. You wouldn't be up right now if it were not for the irresponsibility, nay, even downright crookedness of our politicians and the private kike reserve bank indebting us to trillions of dollars to line their kike pockets. Yes, I'm still holding SQQQ that i bought last friday, thinking market will drop a bit tomorrow and Friday on surprise unemployment of 5 million, and more mandatory lockdowns for this "pandemic" that will surely kill far more than the regular flu. After that, I plan to partake in the small bull run, which will soon run out of steam as people realize the economy is shaky and that a recession should have happened.
---so what was this?? This is like a woman that goes out and cheats on her husband and comes home and he's suspicious, so he questions her. She ends up fessing up that she had dinner with an old ex-boyfriend and "admits" she's been having "thoughts". Distressed, the husband talks it out with her, and even appreciates her honesty about the situation, oblivious that hours before she was getting fucked by her co-worker. So, she was able to take the anger and suspicions from her husband by giving a little, even though much more should have been exchanged in both directions. That's what this "pandemic" has been. The future is fucked.

>>18077563
based

>>18078339
Cause:
Under investigation 52,883
Total cases 54,453
Ohnononononono

>>18077704
>My market now.

>>18077952
lmao...investing 1.5 million on robinhood. redditor

>>18078821
lmao...being poor. 4channor

>>18078427
So what's it looking like for the market continuing to drop?

>>18078869
you buying anything today yet?

>>18078923
I have some calls that should go up 300%+ on 5/1

What brokers are Europeans using? It seems most of them listed in the OP are for Americans.
Any recommendations greatly appreciated

>>18078545
ID GUSH ON THOSE MILKERSSS WOO BUDDY

As a Czechfag I used Revolut and now switched to Trading212.

>>18078136
Same boat buddeh

I WARNED YOU ABOUT KO!

I TOLD YOU DOG!