/biz/ - Business & Finance

And just like that, We are back!

WHY IS IT ALL FUCKING GREEN

Should I long a MILF from my gym who's been giving me thirsty looks?

I bought Boeing at 92. When should I sell?

FUCKING FED NIGGERS MAKE ME SO MAD
STOP PUMPING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

DOW IN FREE FALL ( WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS)

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TRAPPED

REPEAT AFTER ME: SELL. THE. NEWS.

Aaaaaaaaaa

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18073528

>>18073568
You should have sold right after the open

you deserved this

WHEN SELL SQQQ

>>18073567
you shouldnt be going to the gym, but yes

Uh oh

seethe
steak is back on the menu, bobos

w-whats going on, on...

>>18073608
$28

>>18073598
Do you think it will hit 200 or higher long term?

UHHHH BULLBROS?????????

Clown market

If this stimulus ends up doing nothing...

>>18073567
Yes, pics or larp doe

My freaking portfolio looks like a heart monitor as someone is giving the patient a defribulator.

>>18073622
We're going all the way down to the third powerlevel limiter.

>>18073608
I'm going for maybe $25-30, anytime before the Coronavirus Task Force press conference.

FUCK IT'S CRASHING

>Almost bought more puts at the top but promised myself I wouldn't put more in
At least I stuck to my guns for once

>>18073636
It's priced in lmao

>>18073652
is there one today?

>>18073608
28 (realist mode)
29 (hard mode)
30 (steel hands mode)
31 (diamond hands mode)

>>18073636
Well?

>two green days
>my account still hasn't been opened
Should I call them? Is it taking this long because the broker is not operating at full capacity because of nCOVID19?

Prince Charles has corona

BUY THE DIP

>>18073606
Idgi>>18073608

>+700

>-70

>+4

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>18073628
I think so, but only after another correction

>>18073662
Pretty sure it's everyday? In any case there's bound to be some sort of public meeting / announcement esp. with the stimulus bill advancing

>>18073319
how much did you make so far ?

>>18073665
My TDameritrade account was ready in 30 minutes

>>18073671
Lol, yeah. You buy that "dip," anon.

>New measures have been brought in to stop non-essential London Underground journeys, as passengers posted pictures of crowded carriages again this morning.

are L*ndoners the New Yorkers of Europe?

BRRRRRRRRRR MACHINE IS NOT WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaand were back

>>18073680
Hah. Sweet bear meme. Mind if I save it?

So this is going to get way worse as long as people are out of work, right?

>Stock of mine hits precisely the price I was looking to sell it at
>Market was still going up so I figure I could wait and it'd probably gain a bit more value, and I could catch it if it went back down
>Instantly goes back down, and is now lower than the price I bought it at

Can TVIX get above $600?

>>18073680
Quality Bobo, saved

>>18073710
AAAAAAAAND BACK DOWN

FUCK SAKE, THE STIMULUS WAS AGREED

BUY YOU TIGHT CUNTS

so is biz downstream or upstream of /r/WSB in the meme centipede ?

>>18073696
About 25K

>limit order for SQQQ at 23.90
>bought 23.38
Watch it shoot up to $30 now

IT'S OVER, THE VIRUS IS FINISHED

>>18073728
This is why we set sell limits

>>18073729
Is that when youre sellin?

>>18073729
it was like 800 on Mar 18th

>>18073703
Obviously

So. I was anon freaking out over half his stack being in SQQQ yesterday, promised to update. I nearly necked myself this morning but sitting much more comfortably now. I think I can hold. I can do this. My screaming has ceased. I will ride this crab until the crash thursday. I WILL make money! Just got to hold the line. Not selling.

>>18073734
I think that's why people are selling, it's confirmation that people are out of work and need a bailout

>>18073734

>>18073736

Parallel. But r/WSB is far more fleshed out, this place is full of crypto retards and larping commies (who would be downvoted to hell on WSB).

TRASH ECONOMY

>VIX already back at 65
something is about to fucking explode

>2 trillion stimulus
>4 trillion fedbux
>"limitless" debt purchasing
>"limitless" repo
>helicopter money
>YangBux to all americans
STILL
FUCKING
RED
E
D

Bobos just wait til cuomo speaks and announces 10,000,000 new cases in New York today

>>18073767
PARADIGM SHIFT

>>18073736
We are upstream in the sense of being older.
Most /smg/ users are wsb crossposters.

>>18073608
just use a trailing stop for $28. if it keeps going, your stop will go up to $29, $30, etc. so your profits are priced in

>>18073755
why are you risking so much money that it's causing you distress

>>18073745
and what company is supplying said test? :^)

>>18073755
hedge your shit bro, I'm feeling that we're going to be remotely green until at least Tuesday next week.

HODL

m....my hands.....they were too weak bros..i'm so sorry.....

what the fuck is even going on

>>18073755
Iron hands, were in this together

Hold your puts my Ursus frens. We are at 'Back to normal' right now.

>>18073774
Priced in

>>18073728
always sell, if it goes high...tough shit. atleast you got money in your pocket.
take it from a guy who never locked in his gains from this and the 2018 crash

Hooooo boy

we got him

>>18073773

>>18073796
It appears its another snib snab episode

ACOOMULATING SOXL, so fucking /comfy/ rn.

>>18073746
I did and feel like a dumbass for cancelling mine last second only to see it go below that value now, normally don't second-guess myself like that but I guess lesson learned

>>18073755
we're in this together anon, i went all in

>all travel stopped
>businesses closed
>mass layoffs
>sports events and conferences cancelled
>everyone staying home

It's so bullish, why isn't the line going up like it did yesterday?

>>18073773
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>>18073728
>Scalping in this market

>>18073791
If buy SQQQ can I lose more money than I put in?

>>18073773
its just peoples emotions with corona

Mattel is going full retard this morning

>>18073319
...talk about risk.

Are you up now?

so I’m new to investing, I wanted to grab some cheapies for the long haul...think this is the bottom yet?

>>18073822
If it goes up yes

More likely than not it will not

>>18073800
We are firmly in the bulltrap friend.

BULLTRANNIES DELUSIONAL

>>18073794
Brother, I am hodling

>>18073812
Always take a profit

Hope you didn't fall for the trap.

shit... do i buy more SQQQ? i bought some at 24.75 and it looks like Thursday will be a bloodbath

>>18073786
this is how you should invest

>>18073830
lmao

Just paypal that money to me.

>>18073755
>Risking enough money to cause you distress
Why? Why would you do that, Anon?

>>18073597
>>18073618
FREE STEAK
>FREE STEAK
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>>18073822
No.

JEROME YOU BASTARD, PPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

SELL SELL SELL

>>18073833
>>18073856
So is it yes or no

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING

>>18073827
Yep. This shit is wild right now haha

>My wife left me
At least you still have the market Cramer

KEEP GOIGN DOWN DOW

>>18073842
Considering the same, made a bit of money off selling the xom i bought yesterday and wondering if i should just buy more sqqq or not.

>>18073865
You WILL lose money if it pomps too far

You will gain if it keeps sliding down like it has been for a week and a half

>Last chance to load up on more puts
hold on to your ass bullfags

>>18073802
Is the media telling all the boomers it’s a nothing burger prices in? Oh it is? So it will fall when cuomo releases the numbers

Germ here, one buy order costs me 10 Euros minimum. Should I even attempt to buy individual companies or surrender to ETF investing? If so S&P or All World fund?

>>18073822

Entered SQQQ at 25.31 premarket yesterday

Exiting today between 27-28.50

I only have a 5.5 inch cock

CNBC keeps talking about "Return to normalcy" but there's already been a big bull trap a couple days ago. What do?

>>18073867

JEROME SWITCHED THE BRRRR MACHINE TO NEGATIVE BRRRR

Yesterday's gains will melt away in the next hour
Checkem

>>18073855
Time for sleepy, bobo

If the day ends red, what else is there that can be done? Feels like at some point more BRRR is going to make it worse.

Crammer is having a nervous breakdown

>-125

>>18073881
I know I can lose money, but if I buy SQQQ for $500 can I lose more than $500 is what I'm asking

BROKER WONT LET ME FUCKING BUY ETFS WHAT THE FUUUCK WHY BREAK NOW OF ALL TIMES

I don't even care that I panic sold my SQQQ too early, get absolutely fucked bullfags.

Is this a bull trap now or a bear trap or a dead cat bounce or a crab day or a jerome power move or a trumpbux steady move or a bart TA?

>VIX BACK TO 65
ROUND TWO HAPPENING INCOMING

>>18073893
>exiting the day before the worst jobs report of all time
ngmi

>>18073895
>saving the thumbnail

>>18073900
Link?

>>18073823
BUT BRO CORONA IS PRICED IN
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
BULLCOPE

>>18073865
It's 'No'. There's no difference in buying SQQQ or QQQ except the 3x version simulates leverage behind the scenes on their end. To the retail investor you are just buying an ETF that moves differently than others.

Lmao imagine if it's red today AND tomorrow's announcement.

crab today, bloodbath tomorrow. buy sqqq

My strategy is to profit off of shorts and whatever I make I use to buy long term stocks like BA or XOM. I've been doing this for a month and so far so good

>>18073893
I have 6x5, so hopefully that means my spy puts will print me some money today.
I think the energy is good today for average lads like us.

>>18073906
no nigger works like stocks

>>18073914
It’s gonna snib

>>18073906
no, and that won't happen regardless

>>18073896
We need a gif of someone sliding a shredder into the brrr gif, turning it into confetti and a clown dancing in it

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BIZ BROS

>>18073899

>New York hasnt reported overnight deaths yet

>>18073923
it's intentionally pixelated you mongoloid

First time holding tsla options. What can I expect?

SURE IS A LOT OF R*DDIT BULLFAG COPE IN HERE RIGHT NOW

>>18073931
it’s gonna tank, can’t wait for sub 18k on Friday

>>18073881
retard learn to read

>>18073906
No, worse case scenario you lose most of your principal.

It can't go negative, its an ETF.

>>18073929
Okay, so this is different from normal shorting then, right? If I short a stock normally I can have unlimited losses (more than I initially invested)

>>18073951
a homeless shelter

>>18073922

If it hits my target, I exit in profit. I think tomorrow is hyped enough where it won't drop as much as people think. I'm happy taking profits.

>>18073906
no, you're not on leverage

>>18073939
why is XOM shilled so hard ?

>>18073914
bear trap disguised as a bull trap

>>18073886
some ETF plans might be free on your platform
or use degiro

>>18073950
>I post shitty quality pics on purpose
Based retard

>>18073951
Either huge pain or glory
There is no in between

>>18073951
Losing money on a cursed meme stock in the most volatile market in the last 10 years

>>18073951
if you bought puts,
congratulations

JEROME PLEASE IM SORRY, YOURE THE BEST FED DIRECTOR EVER. NOW PLEASE, PLEASE, IM BEGGING YOU PPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>18073893

>>18073894
Zoom the fuck out.

>>18073958
>>18073941
>>18073942
Thanks for answers

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS VOTE TO BE 50-50 AND FAILS TO PASS
https://www.c-span.org/congress/?chamber=senate

Please post clowns for this clown market

>>18073953
>I-ITS PRICED IN!
>tom hanks dies
>rand paul dies
wew

God at this point it feels like putting the defibs on a dead patient. You get a spike on the ECG but you know nothing can be done.

>>18073983
He's pumping now, but it's too late

>>18073923
That’s the point you absolute muffin head

>>18073948
US case numbers in general are unusually low for this time of day, only up 225 as of me typing this. Could be that states just keep getting new reports and it's delaying their reporting.

>>18073971
Check IDs it wasn't me I'm just not autistic.

>Waffle House Index is at a nationwide code red
>Bullfags think today will be green
When will they learn?

I CAN'T EAT THIS MUCH STEAK. I DON'T HAVE THE FRIDGE SPACE

BEARBROS WHAT DO?

It was at that time the bulls realized, that they'd forgotten about the yield curve inversion before the outbreak had even begun!

You've just activated my trap card.

>>18073951
your balls turning metallic

>>18073999
Checkd and moloch pilled

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DUMP QUEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Haven't been following Oil since the Saudis and Russians fell out. Is it time to buy $FANG & $ENB

>>18073983

How the fuck could this happen? THEY JUST AGREED A FUCKING TWO TRILLION DOLLAR BAILOUT

>>18073971
Holy shit you're retarded.
If I ever see stock advice from you I'm doing the complete fucking opposite.

>>18074033
priced in

/g/ transplant here.
whats up with the bull, crab and bear ?

HERE IT COMMMMMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSSS

>>18074033
TONS OF NON ESSENTIALS ARE CLOSED AND THERE'S A BAILOUT
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN

>>18073874
Kek
Sounds like she wanted to get the fuck out of New York, or he wanted her to

im buying some spy calls, lets see

>>18074033
priced in

>>18074041
Buy GME

>>18074046
Bull = upwards (cucks)
Bear = crash
Crab = pushing sideways

>Vote passes
>markets moon
>

>>18074012
BUY A NEW HOUSE BEAR BRO

So when infinite QE backfired and shit hits the fan who are the best companies to short?

>>18074046
crab, but start finding a buy zone. esp if young

>How the fuck could this happen? THEY JUST AGREED A FUCKING TWO TRILLION DOLLAR BAILOUT

>>18074033
sorry but this was news since the beginning of the week and now it is time to sell the news aka priced in because nothing new was announced...are you so fucking new? even this rule applied to crypto on a daily basis

>>18074046
they all got too cocky

>>18074033
Because investors realize that no one is working and no one is producing. It’s bad that the fed has to even step in at all.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Eurofag here, unemployment numbers when exactly? cant find it.

>+60

>>18074060
>>18074041
No wait. I meant short. Short GME

>>18073923

>nasdaq down 1.3%
>Boeing mooning at 15.3% up
hope you poorfags bought some

>>18074033
Hurr durr, every article I read on buzzfeed has been instantly priced into the stock market. Imagine thinking the whole system isn't entirely imaginary in the first place.

>>18074061
>telling the newfags

>>18074046
BULL = chad
CRAB = based
BEAR = r*ddit (NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO BAKC TO WORK THE FED CANT CURE COVID-19 ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEE YOU CANT JUST GIVE DRUMPF A SLUSH FUND HE HAS TO PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS )

>sold SQQQ at open
>its up 2% now
fell for the bull fud

>>18074060
Short GME and fucking short everything they've ever touched.

>>18074046
Unironically Intel is a better run company than AMD

>>18074033
Unironically non-memeingly priced in, everyone knew that something would eventually pass and the markets have already reacted to that.

oh no it went down bros what will we do bullbros???

oh wait still up 2% :)

>>18073838
>Posting asians with prosthetic boobs

>>18074046
>bull
Bullshit missed moonings that you talked yourself out of
>bear
Baring your losses as everything you invest in capitulates
>crab
Running crabstep music 24/7 because you're still in the same damn position you bought into a week ago.

>>18074089
15% is way too much, it's going to dump bruh
screencap this

>>18074061
KYS

>dow going down
>ba going down
>sqqq going up
>tvix going up
>industries closed
>everyone staying home
>haha machine go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
cant make this shit up

>>18074091
The "It's priced in" is a meme we use here.
The fact that you don't understand that means you have to go back.

Oh no it's happening again...

>>18074089
Literally speculation, it’ll tank over next 3 months when not a soul is flying

DOW is literally being kept afloat by Boeing. And Boeing has no reason to be higher than it was.

>>18073786
>>18073850
Answer: limits all broke through and I try to set up my buys by limiting certain price ranges. The real answer: I want to get to 25k as fast as possible so I can daytrade. It feels so terrible seeing lost gains due to inability to trade, I just want my freedom.

>>18073791
I will once prices go down just a tad lower. I don't mind hedging a bit when things are on the downturn, but fuck doing that yesterday when it was all up.

>>18073797
>>18073815
Bless you SQQQ friends. We will make it.

>>18073785
babbys first trader here. how does this work? i'm entering $28 as the trail value and it's showing an estimated credit of 1 penny... wat?

>>18074067
Just buy calls on gold etfs and ride the hyperinflation out.

VIX surging

>>18074091
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efficient-market_hypothesis

>>18074091
>that'sthejoke.jpg
Lurk two years before posting.

>>18074130
>fuck doing that yesterday when it was all up
sounds good, senpai

>>18074128
absolutely SEETHING @ this

>>18074120
No shit retard.

>>18074084
Tomorrow

>>18074128
(((gubment gibs)))

And then this bull said *chuckle*, mind you this was with a straight face *chuckle* *chuckle*, we would NEVER see the 2300s on the S&P again! AH----HAHAHA *wipes tear*

jim cramer losing his shit on cnbc

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im SO sorry SDOW friends.... you should have joined us with SQQQ.... ill remember you when im a millionaire

>>18074097
true patriots know that the founding fathers would be sickened by what our financial system has become and would encourage its destruction

>>18074102
>>18074086
Like I said

>>18074103
I don'T have much stocks but I bought into AMD when it was bellow 30$.
>>18074141
I want to buy TVIX but would need to sell something else.

>>18073914
Crab trap

>>18074088
Do I have to explain it to you?
A thumb nail is like a smaller preview of the pic.
You have to expand before saving

>>18074143
>Following market models in clown world

>>18073923
got'em

>>18074063
Vote ain't gonna pass
Invest in cremation and funeral services!!

>>18074162
>No shit retard.
>Was unironically arguing against someone making the meme argument as if you didn't know.
Well someones the fulda fucktard round here...

>>18073939
Same for me but RDS-B instead of XOM

So if this is all priced in then we just hugely devalued the dollar overnight?

>>18074175
>jim cramer

>>18074176
>raise
>not rise
Lets see how much influence the U.S. really has.

>>18074218
Cope

>>18073923
Hi there new friend.

UH CRAB BROS

>>18074176
But its cheap oil. Why dont they rejoice? Oh that's right it screws us over by having to pay more at the pump if they went back to normal.

>They thought the money printing would stem the bleeding.
Its only just begun

WE ARE NOW NEGATIVE ON THE 3M TREASURY!
>WE ARE NOW NEGATIVE ON THE 3M TREASURY!
WE ARE NOW NEGATIVE ON THE 3M TREASURY!
>WE ARE NOW NEGATIVE ON THE 3M TREASURY!


>https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=US3M
>https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=US3M
>https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=US3M

>>18074190
stick to stocks you know ie tech. Maybe buy some linux

>>18074199
I got 99 crabs but a pinch ain’t one

Anyone have a CNBC livestream link?

a better way of handling the situation, instead of giving money to the poor and unemployed, would be to stop stealing money from the middle/upper class to feed the poor and unemployed and just letting them die, automation is here, we literally dont need a lower class anymore

This is a slight retest. Corona is priced in. We are going to 270... you BEARS dont know whats comin for ya!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18074176
If my SQQQ bags don't pan out, at least I have my far out $9 USO call

>>18074176
how much more crappy oil position should i take?

>>18074240
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT. What does this mean?

>>18074178
>implying SDOW won't moon when Boeing finally pops

NEGATIVE INTEREST LOLOL

>>18074175
I'm about 90% sure Ji Cramer used to shitpost here and made pink wojaks as a joke. Never ocne suspecting that they'd take off.

remember to watch your daily Dr Campbell
https://youtu.be/HJlLVpJu7ZQ

>>18074240
WHAT THE FUCK

>>18074245
You realize you need us to live right? Who do you think buys your shity over priced food? Working class people.

>>18074240
deflation spiral here we come.

GENERAL ELECTRICS
APPLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIKEEEE

wat means?

lmao fuck prince charles

Help a UK noob, what is the best platform to buy some cheap stocks. I have plus 500 but it is CFDs

>>18074240
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>>18074240
10yr is what matters

>>18074268
WE'RE GOING DOOOOWN

>>18074164
The left is incapable of understanding humor. Perhaps if they had that intelligence, they would be able to self evaluate and cease being democrats. Case in point.

>Indian police forcing quarantine non-compliers to do squats in the street
lmao based pajeet patrol getting swole

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>VIX up 4% and still surging
The age of volatility has not left. Its beautiful, anons...

>>18074293
amerifats gets payed to take loans

>>18074262
Nothing. -0.01 is just a little but shittier than 0.00 which again is just a little bit shittier than 0.01.
It's a continuum like a balding man. It's 100% psychological.

POOS ARE PUNISHED WITH SQUATS IF THEY GO OUT

LMAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

>>18074288
w/e you do don't join Robinhood (R*ddithood). ALl the big boy brokers have free comission now

Gush calls not worth anything after the reverse split
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>18074245
problem: the military is full of poor people and will happily kill you to protect their own

>>18074302
>The left is incapable of understanding humor.
>Said by a dude who uses the same jokes for 5 years and shows boomer mentalities.
Are you intentionally obtuse?

bought my first stock 17$ PLAY, i'm gonna hold till i double my investment. did i do good /biz/?

SQQQ bros HOLD ME

>>18074283
>quietly

everyone already fucking knows the senate package was propping up airlines

>>18074335
Just buy USO

reeeee stupid broker not alowing me to open any trades

>>18074340
Triggerred!!!

Stop using words I have to look up with google!

>>18074347
THE DOW IS JUST CRABBING UPWARDS WE'RE FINE

>>18074331
Recommend me a single "big boy" platform that's better than

shit I'm back negative again

>>18074343
Coincidentally I also bought like 4 shares, in the long run it'll go back up but expect to be holding a while.

>>18074288
trading 212 has no fees and has a S&S ISA, 'normal' investing & CFDs to choose from. it's been okay for me so far, though i havent tried any others

>>18074331
not in the UK yet

Don't worry guys!

>>18074310
>Let me teach you how I lost $150,000 and you can too!

>>18074302
Is the left the reason you talk like a copypasta?

>>18074340
>the left is incapable of understanding humor

he's correct tho

how do you guys think jobs numbers will effect tomorrow? worth holding inverse etfs though the overnight? kinda wanna sell these things and pick up cheap stocks

>>18074280
and the working class people are middle class, jobs that are for the lower class are not needed anymore and can be done by robots.

>buying my food
how did you come to the conclusion that i have anything to do with the food industry?

>>18074339
not for long friend

>>18074349
But nobody is fucking flying, so how will they stay afloat even with this money?

>>18074310
So you hold $100,000 of stock that decreases in 50% of value just so you can get $100 dividend once per year? What?

>>18074164
I tried reading this right to left and got confused. I think I should sleep. You guys wake me up when we hit a circuit.

>>18074310
Penny wise, pound foolish.

I put a 10% trailing stop loss on SQQQ. Babby is learning pls no bully. Am I doin it right?

>house waits until tomorrow for stimulus package to be approved
>tomorrow's the day unemployment numbers come out
really makes you think

>>18074374
Why do boomers think viruses or bacteria don't evolve?
Some of the scariest viruses and bacteria on the planet are in hospitals because they can survive broad spectrum drug regimens.

>>18074399
Stop loss won't help you when it gaps down

Will everything go back down bros

>>18074347
Sell now, rebuy at $17

>>18074374
He's run out of things to say

>>18074302
Stay butthurt

>>18074374
He's actually retarded

>>18074310
Just bought a small stack of KO. Going to keep adding to it regularly over the next few weeks.
I'm still hesitant to get into XOM right now, I'll probably wait and see if they need to cut their divvy

>>18074374

>believing the snake oil salesmen so hard!

God fucking kek, that is even better than those "immortality research programs" :DD

GOING BACK UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THEY USED THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

>>18074173
How 2 delete post? Thx.

>>18074413
So you mean if it takes a huge loss all at once, right? Like within a couple minutes.

>>18074402
>>tomorrow's the day unemployment numbers come out

when tomorrow? i though they were coming out today?

these threads were so nice before reddit/discorders showed up

the fact that there are 155 ip's in these threads now when it used to be 80 proves my point

>>18074243
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>>18074331
Robinhood isnt available in UK yet. I can't seem to find anything similar

fuck this im selling SQQQ at a loss

What a bouncy cat

>>18074374
I have read some stupid fucking shit in my day but Bil Mitchell takes the cake with that one. It should be illegal to be that stupid.

>>18074435
Reply to it with "DELETE THIS"

>>18074387
hey its quarterly. There are also monthy divvys.

>>18074375
>lost
unrealized loss isn't lost friend. instead of focusing on the negative, you should be focusing on:

>Let me show you how I built a $525,000 investment portfolio
is it currently at about $380K? yes, but I haven't sold a single share during this time. which includes making more buys during recessions and down markets at higher starting yields of dividend aristocrats and kings.

but go on, show me your portfolio and lets compare now and in 7 years

>>18074416
The underlying problem still exists.

>>18074436
Yes, usually at open where there's a gap from the previous closing price.

If your stop loss is 25 but it gaps open to 18, your stop loss will cause you to sell at 18.

>>18074384
priced in brother

Jerome is poomping Boeing isn't he?

>>18074139
Gold is going down retard

>>18073529

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>>18073529

recycle the thread

>>18074374
he cannot be serious

Boeing is literally holding up 75% of my profolio right now.

Stonks right now:

>Dow fall
You're telling me that someone's job is to manually swap out that headline each time it moves?
Boomers, this is the 'muh automation AI BS!' I see coming

>>18074447
>selling without profit
>refusing to hold
retard

>>18074412
He doesnt, he's a fucking retard boomer. Same fuckers that run the fed

>>18074454
Don't bother. Let these market timing savants do their own thing. Surely they'll end up making millions with their perfect timing

>get rid of puts on open
>it starts to tank
>get back in at the bottom
>it pumps again
B O G G E D

>>18074457
Thank you. That seems major though, isn't it? If I am mainly aiming at tomorrow and betting that SQQQ is going to go up, the only opportunity for a 15-20% drop in SQQQ to happen is for major news coming out overnight that positively affects the market right?

shit you're right

ETHBEAR is $14 from liquidation, I hope this shitshow is really going to crash

>>18074553
You need stronger hands. If you panic sell on every small pump/dump you'll just bleed money.

>>18074454
Friendly reminder that dividends are your enemy and will backstab you when you need them the most

2020-03-24:$ENLC: EnLink Midstream $0.1875->$0.09375

2020-03-23: $JWN: Nordstrom halts dividend.

2020-03-23: $FCX : Freeport-McMoRan Inc SUSPENDED.

2020-03-20:$M Macys suspends dividends.

2020-03-20: $DAL Delta Airlines halts dividends.

2020-03-20: $BA Boeing halts dividends

2020-03-20: $HT Hersha Hospitality revokes and suspends.

2020-03-20: $APLE : Apple Hospitality suspends distributions.

2020-03-19: $TJX Reevaluating dividends.

2020-03-19: $F Ford suspends dividends.

2020-03-18: $DRI Darden Restaurants suspend dividends.

2020-03-18: $BA CUT TO 0.

2020-03-18: $MAR Marriott eliminates dividends.

2020-03-18: $WPG reduction to $0.0625

2020-03-17: $CLDT CUT TO 0.

2020-03-16:$PK - Park Hotels & Resorts SUSPENDED.

2020-03-16:$MAC Macerich reducing $0.75->$0.50

2020-03-13: $F SUSPENDED

2020-03-13: $NHF - NexPoint reducing to $0.10

2020-03-12: $APA Apache cutting dividends -> $0.025 cents a share.

2020-03-XX: $OXY cutting dividends from $0.72 /share to $0.11/share

2020-02-27: $AMC cut dividends from $0.20 -> $0.03

2020-02-27:$GCI resume in May, dividends ->$0.19 a share.

>>18074553
R E T A R D

>>18074454
This is the portfolio style I'm hoping to be at in 10 years. I'm willing to accept dividend are likely going to be cut or non-existent for a few quarters, but after that, what stocks should I be looking at in the 'dividend aristocrats' category?

>>18074502
Betting against the market is different.
Will be a while before another crash happens.

>>18074447
nice bro. make those losses permanent. your /biz/
ancestors are smiling down on you.

why would the fed print money to buy the stock market when they could buy crypto instead

>>18074569
The fuck is an ethbear?

>>18074686
Crypto is a threat to US hegemony

>>18074686
im thinking this starts to happen.. banks just get more and more degenerate so crypto seems like the logical progression

>>18074597
Newfag here, been thinking about dividend ETFs for long term investing, what do you recommend as alternative?

Should I invest in MFA Financial? Historically, their stocks have been consistently worth ten times what they are now.

>>18074779
yeah but it seems like they could get pretty rich, I mean there's only 21 million bitcoin ever and some of them are or will be lost forever, so the more they have the less you can have

>>18074810
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>>18074450
It already exists. It is called DRACO